HG thread.
231st Express Games!
Reigen Arataka
>>8038466
Gabriel
Rubick
>>8038466
the Ghost
Gavin Free
>>8038466
a big, thick, juicy cucumber
>>8038466
Larry Koopa
>>8038466
B8
Maa
>>8038466
Dubsman, digit master
Kumiko Oumae
cum-chan
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Trap Link
Kim Pine
>>8038466
Kaito
Xbone-tan
ME!
>>8038440
What,I thought that was the point? One person makes it out, that means I have to kill, right? Also Why is this called hunger games? i feel like hunger is the last thing people are worried about, we should call it like BATTLE ROYALE or something, that sounds cool, and only use 9th graders actually I think that was a movie.
>>8038458
I'm Izzy, but some call me Isabella no one calls me that but I think it's pretty close to my name and that would be a cool nickname even though isn't a nickname supposed to be shorter? Oh well, call me Izzy like everyone else don't be an outsider.
>>8038466
Misae Sagara
>>8038466
Suika
The Player
>>8038466
Hanbei
>>8038456 (Sonata)
>pinches chubby cheek
Who's a cute widdle soulsucker?
You are! Yes you are!
Jack Spicer
Ken Kaneki
>>8038466
Slime Tits
Kryss Kadabraaaahhhh
>>8038466
Sonata
Sucy Manbavaran
Do any of you sleep? To me, it feels as thoug due to the amount of time and shit that ya'll spend on this stuff is literally logically impossible. I demand EXPLANATIONS FOR THIS FUCKERY!!!!!!
Chie
>>8038420 (Larry)
I'm not lying! I'm gonna call my dad if you don't stop harassing me!
>>8038449 (the Ghost)
That sounds like one of my big brother's games.
You know, PC?
>>8038524
Aaaaaaall... right. Izzy, got it. So, what brings you to our humble little death arena?
>>8038552
Anon, I don't remember the last tin I've ever slept man.
>>8038554
bruh you look like a motherfuckin uhhhhhhhhh
>>8038520
>You probably guessed what happened earlier, sorry.
>>8038552
Most of us sleep and do stuff, it's just that our timezones are spread out enough to kinda keep it going all the time, with the expection of akward silence dead hours
>>8038466
Nagito Komaeda
>>8038552
You get used to it.
>>8038524
I dunno, maybe it was based off something. And hey, just so long as you keep it in the games themselves, go nuts...er.
>>8038566
I was pretty bored and saw this and was like "wow, I think I could do that" you know because I was on that game show and I think the only difference her is you kill people which I've always wanted to try!
>>8038555
Oh, I've had the... pleasure, of encountering some.
>>8038581
Okay then. Thanks for the answer.
>>8038555
What's he gonna do talk about how many movies you play at me? Bring it on. I'm not scared of some nerdy human!
>>8038581
Pretty much.
It's 22:32 for me, and for someone else, it might be 7:44.
Is squid the most cancerous person in the thread right now?
>>8038596
Looks good, mostly because I'm on it. Let's roll.
>>8038596
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>8038580
>I had to leave shortly after the game started so not really. I have to go again though so we'll have to postpone the petting.
>>8038596
Swap me out, if you would. Something came up.
crikey
>>8038626
blimey
>>8038614
>kissu
>>8038604
>right now
>>8038604
But Red is here too.
>>8038596
Don't let that big chest get in the way! We've got skulls to crack!
>>8038631
you bloody ripper
>>8038596
Nice district partner. Let's go.
>>8038587
That's honestly not surprising given what I've seen of you so far. Well, just try not to die too early, okay?
Oribe Yasuna
>>8038596
Let's start this already
>>8038588
Oh, really? You've met my brother before?
Isn't he great? I love him!
>>8038592
>
Hello, Microsoft!? I need help! I'm being harassed by a Nintendo character!
>>8038596
Let's play!
>>8038596
Looks fine.
>>8038620
>I passed out, but that's fine have a fun afternoon.
>>8038456
Good thing I'm not afraid of a little bit of electricity
>>8038623
Thanks! you've got some mayonnaise on you though.
>>8038586
Oh I'm not allowed to free kill? Booooring, but I can do that, I don't want to lose after all, and I'm sure I'll still get atleast one kill in.
>>8038649
Oh don't worry, I'm really good at not dying, atleast I haven't yet so that's all I can put on my resume for not dying, but that's a pretty good thing to have, like you wouldn't hire someone for a job as a grave digger if they've never dug before but then again they never called me even though I've done tons of freelance grave digging but only for italian men, weird.
>>8038632
>>8038596
Barely anyone meets.
>>8038661
>Oh you mean last night. It's cool, I was pretty tired too. See you around.
>>8038626
>>8038631
>>8038647
Nonce.
>>8038655
OH ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? You can't even fight me yourself you need your Dad to do it!? Ugh this is just ridiculous. Good luck waiting on customer support the entire game!
>>8038697
Gonna get the drop on these other bozos early.
>>8038703
cheers cobber
>>8038682
Maybe you're more set to do this than I thought. Don't worry, you don't need to dig any graves here.
>>8038697
Did you even try and struggle?
>>8038682
You go psycho outside of them and you're not gonna have too many people left afterwords, alright?
>>8038697
I can't move now, thanks.
>>8038697
Whatever, keep it! I don't need rope or whatever's in there anyway!
>>8038697
Wooooooo!
>>8038697
I don't really run on gas, but it's still good to have around I suppose.
>>8038724
>rapes while she's immobile
>>8038697
>ME is busy being FUCKING BORING.
me too thanks
>>8038719
I don't oh good it's much better to just not bury them, that's what I always say. Leave them out, that's what I always say. Or atleast do it in your flower garden, corpses make for great fertilizer!
>>8038723
Oh don't worry, I think what it is is I let the picture thing do all my stuff for me and I get to just sit back which is ok i guess but I'd rather decide who i kill but I'm not complaining or am I, I think I'm not.
>>8038785
See look at this I think we all know I'm not boring but again I'm not except I am complaining oh well.
>>8038785
It's not a different me, I just changed my hair again.
>>8038785
Waahahaha! Boy, that was almost a good throw!
>>8038785
It's over, Sonata! I have the high ground!
>>8038808
Now how do you know that?!
>>8038779
>anti-rape magic
>>8038785
I am not your father! I would be your mother, but not your father!
>>8038808
Uuuuh...yeeeeah, maybe I should just leave you be. I'm sure you'll figure this out on your own.
>>8038785
This blows.
>>8038655
Yeah...
Great.
Look, can you get us the game?
>>8038835
You blo-
wait a second you don't have a mouth
>>8038785
I'm already ready for Halo Wars 2!
>>8038840
Buuut... I can't play it!
>>8038827
NEETs shooould just burn and diiiie!
>>8038829
My uncle is a gardener, well that's waht he tells everyone but we've never seen him garden but sometimes he gets these calls and he'll just say "I'll handle pulling the weeds" whatever that means.
>>8038833
Ok,suit yoursefl, see you around later except you probably hope I don't atleast I wouldn't
>>8038879
>Slaps the Plutia
>>8038857
Goddamnit...
And I was really looking forward to it, too.
>>8038785
Eww.. There's slime everywhere..!
>>8038879
>Alloyrabbit
Does she eat the animal after this image?
>>8038915
h-hot
>>8038910
Don't worry, PC is a nice guy! I'm sure you'll love playing with him as much as you would me!
>>8038919
Don't be sillllly.
>>8038895
Heeeeey.
>>8038943
Did you eat her too?
>>8038938
H-how is this hot?! It's all sticky and gross and I'm going to need to wash my clothes after this..
>>8038942
Yeah, no.
Not gonna happen. The day I touch a PC is the day I'll disintegrate.
>>8038943
Why are you being so mean, Plutia? What did Warechu doooo?
>>8038980
>that image
wh-whoa
>>8038846
Well, you tried.
>>8038884
I-Izzy, I think your grandpa... never mind. That's just... noooooo.
>tfw there are people in the community who don`t know who Shorty is.
>>8039008
I think my grandpa was a weird fella too, haven't seen him in a few years, last we heard he was heading to boston for business hope he's doing ok.
>>8038990
You mean faint, right?
>>8039027
There are also people in this community who don't know who Ta-Classes dog is
>>8039027
literally who
>>8038999
>Here's the comic.
>>8038827
Sorry. Night one.
>>8039067
cute
i want kaito to be my dad
>>8039067
Why did you crop the gun out
It's like you're trying to look gay on purpos- wait a second
>>8039089
Why the heck is that guy dressed like a girl? He one of those "anime" boys Wendy keeps gushing over?
>>8039089
Why sleep when you could pull an all-nighter and play video games with me?
>>8039060
I don't.
>>8039089
This is what happens when you don't follow the genius master plan! Oh well, no skin off my back
>>8039089
ONI
N
I
>>8039141
I thought pokemon faint!
>>8039119
Never played one, but if it's a party, then I'm in! I brought the booze!
>>8039034
I'm... sure he's doing fine?
>>8039163
Grr! Yeah, run! Haha! Now, let's see if he has any food...
>>8039163
WEAK! Both, so weak! Make me sweat a bit at least!
>>8039162
If you're bringing drinks, then so am I!
Mountain Dew, on me!
>>8039163
Ooo! Doritos!
>>8039163
Oh this is gonna be fun
>>8039163
What are you doing!? Don't waste ammo on that bimbo shoot it at someone dangerous!
>>8039182
>>8039163
Heh, good one. Still, someone as frail as me never stood a chance.
>>8039160
And you never wondered just who exactly is buried in pokémon graveyards? Pokémon towers?
Fainted pokémon that could just be revived at a pokécenter?
>>8039177
Yeah i sure hope so, he's a real nice guy I mean kinda he never really talked to us but oh well I'm sure he's fine.
>>8039163
I don't think I'd run away but I sure am glad I've already seen some blood, it was starting to get stale.
>>8039208
It's no mystery what the cucumber's role in the dream was.
>>8039183
What's with that weird green color? Looks like it's gonna poison me or somethin'...!
So, how do you "play" this thing anyway?!
>she tilts her head back and takes a drink from her gourd
>>8039083
>Kaito's technically never been a dad.
>>8039084
>A-are you blind..?
>
>This is the one with the gun.
>>8039089
So this is what she does a lot huh..?
>>8039163
That cucumber looks odd.. I-is it moving towards me..?! What the fu-
>Kaito is consumed by the cucumber.
>>8039260
Kaito are you gay
I think you might be gay
>>8039248
This is now Larry Koopa's Blackjack Castle.
>>8039260
well i'll make him a dad
>>8039248
That's right, run! Run for your life! AHAHAHAHAHA!
>>8039235
Well... I've never played a pokemon game before, I'm just going off what U-tan told me!
>>8039248
This game is kinda... boring....
>>8039256
Well, what do you want to play? I've got plenty of things to choose from!
>>8038998
Being meeean!
>>8038967
If you keep saying thaaaaat.
I'll eat you.
>>8039248
Day three.
>>8039312
O-oi, don't eat me...
>>8039268
I'm only gay in the context where gay means happy, sorry to break it to you.
>>8039281
W-what does that mean..?
When I die I want to go to hell.
Cause im a piece of shit, it aint hard to fucking tell.
>>8039313
How's THAT for a fighting game?! Haha!
>>8039295
Uhhh... just pick somethin' popular and fun I guess?
Bah, I never got how any of this stuff works...
>she's fiddling with the controller,twiddling the thumbsticks and jamming buttons
>>8039295
Pokémon can die.
Most of us eat each other, they die all the time.
Except ghost types, but there's still options for us.
>>8039313
I see you there, bitch. Don't even think about it.
>>8039313
Oh boy, I'm purple now. I'm not a fan of the mustache and I'll miss my boobs but ok I'll still murder with this
>this is the closest I have to something purple
>>8039313
It wasn't that hard. Not much to really switch around.
>>8039349
Night three.
>>8039342
Ahh, eh, you accidentally opened Netflix...
I mean, unless you wanted to watch movies instead of playing video games.
>>8039356
U-tan never told me that. I thought Nintendo games were bright and cheery...
>>8039339
That.. That doesn't tell me anything!
>>8039351
Well that sounds more like your problem than mine..
>>8039377
This is what happens when you don't follow the genius plan, people
>>8039377
YEAH YOU BETTER RUN YOU LOSERS, BEFORE YOU END UP LIKE THIS PASTY NERD HERE!
>>8039377
ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-RETREAT!
>>8039377
Day four. One of you just lost your damn mind.
>>8039027
>tfw there are people in the community who don`t know who Dean is
>>8039312
>Tucks the Plutia into bed
>goodnight chu
>>8039430
THAT WAS MY SCORE! WHO THE FUCK DID THIS?
>>8039430
F
>>8039437
Thanks for hosting Dean
>>8039430
>>8039411
HAHAHA YOU BETTER R- Wait OH CRAP-
>Larry's Blackjack Castle Collapses
>>8039356
Uhu~.... Aaaany moment now....
>>8039389
Huh? Uh, does that use this thing?
>>8039430
Fuck, stop yelling.
I said STOP YELLING!
>>8039377
>>8039430
Hey! He's getting away!
>>8039462
Uhhh, yeah! Yes!
Don't worry! I trust you can figure it out!
>>8039456
OK, you have my attention.
Who's hungry?
>>8039480
There was absolutely no risk in going to this Feast.
>>8039462
>>8039220
Aw, not even a bit of rubbing it in?
Kamina has converted to the Jewish faith, my dubs say so.
>>8039528
Day five.
>>8039555
This'll finish off the last few.
>>8039462
I want to crawl inside a giant sookia's butt.
>>8039555
My stuff! My games! My Dew!
>>8039555
This arena's showing up more often, but you guys still need to practice.
I want to start rping but have no idea how to go about it
>>8039389
Call it willful ignorance.
Or censorship.
>>8039480
Another one of these idiots? Great.
>>8039584
>Crashes. Literally.
>>8039608
OK, place your bets, because someone's about to win!
>>8039616
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
>>8039616
The last good tribute just died so ill bet on memes.
>>8039616
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa has that wild look in his eyes that says "im fucking crazy"
>>8039616
Fuck. I suppose we have to go head to head.
>>8039616
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8039616
Damn! Why did I have to go and kill myself? This was not as intended
>>8039615
Kinect, make me a ham sandwich
>>8039616
Not him.
>>8039645
You never got the chance.
>>8039647
If you think I meant dubsman you shouldn't just check these digits, but check yourself
>>8039657
I can't do that.
>>8039665
O-Oh. No final showdown? Okay...
>>8039676
Fine, Kinect, go online and order a ps4
>>8039665
Which, uhh, means... CONGRATULATIONS GAVIN, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>8039685
>>8039691
Thanks so much for playing!
>>8039691
Congrats to the funny looking human and thanks for hosting.
>>8039691
Thanks for hosting
>>8039696
Kinect, give me a hug.
>>8039691
>>8039702
Hell yes. Thank you for hosting.
>>8039665
Well, that sucks.
>>8039691
Congrats anyhow, and thanks.
>>8039702
Thanks for the match.
>>8039702
I was going to show you a magic trick, but I guess I'll thank you for hosting instead.
hey now hey now
dont dream its over
>>8039707
I... I guess I can do that!
>Huggu.
>>8039702
Congratulations to the winner, and thanks for hosting.
>>8039691
>>8039702
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>8039732
>pats the utter-shit of a console girl
>>8039732
Kinect load up celery man please.
>>8039750
>fights you
>>8039750
>Happy Xbone noises.
Wanna play videogames now?!
>>8039755
What's that?
>>8039795
>smashes your face in with a xbone controller
>>8039782
>
>>8039804
>face survives because xbone controllers suck
>>8039766
I have to ask. Is that just a helmet, or do you actually have one eye?
Your majesty
>>8039804
>>8039811
Stop fighting!!!
>>8039816
Company secret.
>>8039851
I'm asking you as a person here, not a company.
>>8039810
One coffee please!
>>8039851
covers you on a pile of towels
>>8039766
Kinect.load.up. CELERY.MAN.
>>8039872
>>8039882
>>8039885
>>8039899
>>8039904
>Is now broken.
>Has to be sent back for repairs.
>>8039921
Oh shit, you alright?
Uhh, I'll wait for you!
>>8039888
i'm not doing my job today
>>8039888
Coffee machine broke
>>8039888
We don't serve your kind here
>>8039938
Oh... When will you be?
>>8039953
Noooo! Wait, is this where the servers get the coffee from?
>>8039975
Do I have to wear boy clothes to get a coffee?
>>8039921
>looks up porn on the internet
>>8039999
if i get 1 dollar for every heart you send mei would be millionaire, but i'm not. so stop it
>>8040005
You think I will tell a weirdo when I do my job? you're just crazy
>>8040081
who's mei?
>>8040096
mei i take your order, sir?
>>8039921
>Goes to Fucking gamestop
>Exchanges you for a PS4
>>8040112
WHOS MEI
>>8040081
Weirdo? But you don't even know me... I just wanted a coffee!
Lenny?
>a badger sprints into the thread, huffing and puffing out air as she has already exhausted herself in sprinting to another area
PEO-
>she breathes in again
PEOPLE OF WHATCHAMACALLIT! THE MAN IS MAKING ALL GAY VIA THE AIR! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
>she sprints out of the thread
Uhh.. guys?
>>8040192
Kill yourself.
>>8040192
What happened?
>>8040155
>kissu
>>8040211
Any advice for someone who wants to rp but feels a little nervous?
>>8040250
>>8040250
>>8040281
>I SWEAR I PUT A PIC ON THERE
>>8040250
The FUCK is there to be nervous about? Nobody here GIVES A SHIT or even TRIES in the slightest. It's BAREBONES AS FUCK
I'm not angry nor do I think it's a problem. I'm just trying to emphasise a point.
>>8040295
YOU CLEARLY DIDN'T
jk ily
>>8040250
Just do it.
>>8040281
It's May, the best girl
>>8040281
But that doesn't explain why you'd think I was a weirdo... I'll just try again another time.
>>8040375
holy shit guys an alien
I will speak with it, I know what to do
Ayy lmao
>>8040328
>Agree
>even if I like rosa too
>>8040326
Shut up Kaito.
hey, any1 here?
>>8040382
You've doomed us all
>>8040409
Oh fuck is that the kind of alien that speaks the yoo rofl language?
Once again, I find myself back again
>>8040399
Nah, maybe later.
>>8040415
YEAHHHH HERE I AAAAAM
>>8040431
doing everything i can
>>8040429
Doing that to a girl is one quick way to get punched
>>8040431
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE
>>8040439
PRETENDIN' I'M A SUPERMAN
>>8040467
PRETENDING IM A SUPERMAN
>>8040470
ayyyyyy lmao
>>8040478
WRONG AGAIN
>>8040467
No way!
>>8040382
>Ayys and kidnaps you
>>8040498
ayyy wtf
>>8040455
>when best time of the day is too late
>>8040498
>stabs eye
>46 UIDS
F-f-first 36, everyone!
>>8040523
1 2 3 4
>>8040523
Mikan
>>8040523
Reigen Arataka
>>8040523
Fuck The Ayys!
>>8040523
Hanbei
>>8040523
Lazy Parsee
>>8040523
Jack Spicer
>>8040523
Len
>>8040523
Baitin' Switch
>>8040551
>Forces you to do something productive
>>8040447
You're saying that like I'm not prone to doing stupid things that will get me punched.
>>8040523
Kaito
>>8040523
Tapris
>>8040523
Mr. Bread
>>8040523
Rubick
>>8040523
Kitter in a box
>>8040523
Eggman-kun
>>8040523
Burger-chan
>>8040523
Reimu Hakurei
>>8040523
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>8040523
Vore
>>8040523
Lana
>>8040523
Thicc botes
>>8040523
Gabriel
>>8040523
Akko Kagari
>>8040523
my dead children
>>8040523
Dawn
>>8040619
>revives them
>>8040616
>fucks mouth
>>8040523
Me
>>8040523
Lady Bomber
>>8040599
>not posting the finished version
>>8040523
Angry pupper
>>8040523
Late grimes
>>8040523
Late go
>>8040523
Yuri supporter
>>8040523
The Doll
>>8040523
Steak and Ketchup
>>8040523
Patty
>54 UIDs
That's great and all but...where are the hosts?
>>8040716
I-I just closed off my pc and moved to phone. Sorry
>>8040763
....Hideki Kamiya?
>>8040763
oh...sorry fella..you're pretty swell, desu
>>8040763
...y-you're an idiot, senpai. talk shit get hit. totes not samefaggin either.
@8040781
Blocked.
It was bait...
>>8040816
>desu
>>8040825
block me too, please
>>8040845
T_T
>>8040845
What tipped you off.
Check my 4
>>8040916
Check mine
>>8040523
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8040950
>pets
Blocked. RT @8040853: block me too, please
>>8040950
Slowkou
Check my prime number.
>>8040523
Suz
>>8040965
ily
>>8040971
Not a prime, divisable by 19
>>8040987
Are you retarded?
19x4=76
>>8040987
>>8041082
SONICHU
Math fags please go
>>8041145
troglodytes plz go
games when
>>8041185
When we get new hosts
>>8040716
I'm having a life at the moment.
avas please post so I know I'm in the right thread
>>8041239
you aren't
>>8041239
Fuck off
>>8041239
What is 50 divided by 45.66534578 multiplied by ?the square root of Pi?
>>8041267
1.94069903625
>>8038466
hey Gabriel 112 and some other anons answered me in /trash/ about this game I could have involunerily bee
I also went yesterday to random, it said roll a number (actually pick a number), and I randomly got 16+ so I got named Nanu
ok thx
Here lays HG: It died as it lived, sucking shit.
>>8041583
no u
>>8041454
Are you sure, I'm just checking and they seem to have no idea about what's going on? Is this where observants/others non-players are? I was probably picked randomly, like non-voluntarily, so idk maybe you guys know more about it?
>>8041902
This thread is probably so dead because there's a game possible going on in the other one