HG thread, Akiba shrine edition.
Make yourself comfortable while we wait for the host.
(I hope that was enjoyable for you all, hehee~ I'm used to doing it in PMs though, this was my first time!!~)
>>8036468
Ready.
>>8036468
My district p-partners seem v-very strong....maybe t-that's a good thing.
>>8036547
Thank you Ruka
Game Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqX29sPzH7w
>>8036547
>>8036570
AWAY AWAY
YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE ERP FILTH!
>>8036551
this is either Araragi or LF.
Maybe once I finished LoZ BotW
Which probably will be.... 2 weeks.
>>8036558
Says the one who just got bodied.
Fuck off you dirty pig.
>>8036519
Prove you are.
>>8036579
It needs work.
>>8036579
Wa la! Two corpses. That felt... awful.
>>8036545
I will fucking choke you,
>>8036541
200 yens is a decent price
>>8036579
Creations of the Artificer?
No, merely lesser trinkets. Worthless.
>>8036608
Pssst, Red.
Plural of Yen is still Yen, so it's just 200 Yen
Have fun
>>8036579
>He sighs for a moment, preparing himself before running off.
H-Here goes.
>>8036579
Hey, I can actually wear this.
>>8036547
Looks like we didn't wait long anyhow.
>>8036570
That erp was really, really good.
>>8036604
Do it you fucking fag
Even the gay archer is more interesting
>>8036579
Deadight at the beginning. Just my luck
>>8036637
Hope they weren't really peaceful, and they were actually raving mad scavs.
Probably not. I just killed a bunch of schoolchildren, didn't I?
>>8036608
Fine, but the next time I need proof.
>gives 200 yen
>>8036631
It would appear so. Good luck mister.
>>8036637
>Ruka looks nervously at the woman as she prepares her sword.
W-Wait! W-Why are you so hostile towa-
>He didn't get to finish his sentence before he dies.
>>8036579
>Satania strikes a nefarious pose, her hand held in front of her cheek as her half-lid eyes set themselves up for a ice cold stare.
Remember when you tried to sleep on the queen of hell's tum? I do remember it! And now, I've made my point clear, this is what'll happen to all who dare to touch their empress without my allowance. You'll all become minions in due time...
>Satania laughs in a macabre tone, turning her back on the bodyparts as she walks away from the scene.
That's what they get for thinking I'm a bed... I-I'm not just some pillow they can use.
>>8036637
A holy blessing? Th-This isn't what I'm here for! I-If I receive more of these, they'll start harming me! I-I need to get away from here before the holy power manages to strike me.
>The girl flails her arms around as she aimlessly runs away with her eyes closed.
>>8036652
My last words will be…
Y…our w…i…f…e is a shi…
>Fucking dies
>>8036637
How typical of Yukine and Fortune teller.
>A man, hunched, cloaked, cowled and dressed in complete black attire carrying a greatswordi n a scabbard carried on his back enters the main building of the shrine, removing his shoes as instructed by one of the shrine maidens attending one of the smallers buildings.
>He leaves his sword and the scabbard it's resting in at the entrance as he considers it blasphemous to carry steel in a building so sacred. Then his attentions turns towards the main shrine. What do the gods demand as offering so they would be willing to hear his prayers and pleas? Gold? Food? He decided with both as he left seven gold pieces and a few bread pieces, alligning them in a seven pointed star
''I..The Ice Warden. I humbly ask the gods that watch over this shrine to hear my prayer. I humbly ask you to honor my wishes in exchange for these humble offerings. ''
''Watch over my beloved wife so that I do not need to worry in the afterlife''
''Watch over my eldest son, so that he can lead with strength and wisdom''
''Watch over my eldest daughter, so that she may grow into a beautiful woman worthy of kings and lords''
''Watch over my second son. I pray that he will aid his siblings on his road to manhood''
''Watch over my second daughter. Let her shed the wolf's fur and embrace the ways of the Maiden''
''Watch over my third son...Please. Winter is coming''
''Watch over my bastard..He did not deserve a world of lies...He deserves the truth. If you deny all my previous wishes..grant me this one''
>He did not know if the gods here would listen to an outsider. His gods were cold, numerous and harsh. But wherever his spirit drifted, so did he offer the same prayer, the same tribute and the same words to every place of worship.
>And so the Ice Warden left. His sword slung over his back and his boots firmly attached to his feet, he travelled on. Hoping that he'd find peace..one day.
>>8036683
How about we do what those two others were doing last thread?
>>8036652
>She clocks the anon straight in the jaw with her other hand.
No. We're not.
>>8036637
...Yes. And?
>>8036692
Get it done.
>>8036692
Good choice. I don't like the other kid much.
>>8036692
So are you a real vampire or just a pervy chocoholic?
>>8036679
I honestly like all the Nohrian characters, especially Niles.
>>8036715
>>8036570
I want to do that erp
>>8036682
You, too.
>>8036637
Hah! Good one...I wish....
>>8036692
So, uh, redhead lady, you gonna finish that drink?
>>8036692
>Satania sips down the last bit of apple juice (cider) she ordered. While putting the glass on the old wooden table, she feels a bit drowsy.
Y-You know... I-I'll spare the three of you for the time being! Yes, that's right! I'll spare the three of you as I, the great archdemoness, is feeling a bit sleepy.
>The girl's head whacks on the same table, falling asleep to eventually wake up with a bump on her head.
>>8036732
I'd rather you didn't touch the machinery. Yes, you heard me. Bugger off.
>>8036761
Well... Unfortunately I was striked down by a woman... I was completely defenseless!
>>8036704
>cums on the floor next to you
oh
>>8036732
One shadow user dies, another soon takes his place
>>8036783
Struck, not striked.
>>8036769
is this kuga? just telling because the filename...
>>8036810
It's King Knight.
>>8036807
(Thank you anon. There are still a few words that slips.)
>>8036741
I'm not even interested in women.
>>8036732
You will not enjoy this. But I might.
>>8036798
The legends are retelling themselves
>>8036818
What a waste of ava then... is only talking to himself
>>8036783
Eeeh, that'll get you. Ah well. Better luck next time, right?
>He lets out a long, drawn-out yawn.
>>8036798
There's really not much to see here, you know.
>>8036842
You guys have fun, I'll just relax over here.
>>8036822
You're very welcome, it's a common mistake.
>>8036798
Such barbarity... Have you ever considered not killing eachother? Just having a chat?
>>8036842
Great. Stuck up against these... nasties, and all I have is a clunky suit and a peddler.
I missed when KK ava'd Gundam
>>8036847
KK is always acting like that
>>8036842
The egg has been scrambled. The rest ought not to be a challenge.
>>8036732
>After waking up from her drunken adventure, Satania notices she still has one package of melonbread left. Her stomach grumbling and her appetite not being satiated for twenty days, she quickly reaches for the package. After opening it, a wild hellbeast snags it away in front of her, just as she's about to take a bite from it.
N-Not again... wh-why must this happen each and every time when I just want to eat my favorite. I guess I'll keep on resting, I'm feeling weak and it's unacceptable for the empress of hell to feel so weak!
>>8036847
Kill yourself, Red.
Can anyone remember when King Knight wasn't a shitposting and oldfag circlejerking faggot?
Me neither.
>>8036810
Not me, but I know who it is.
>>8036895
Could anyone remember when any of the oldfags were like that?
>>8036855
>Ruka sighs along with his.
I suppose you're right. I'm Ruka by the way. Ruka Urushibara.
>>8036862
(Oh I see. Have a nice day though.)
>>8036842
Here you go, old girl. Eat up.
>>8036905
Very wise, but don't expect it to save you twice.
>>8036911
I'll try. You too.
>>8036891
>>8036905
Oh, my aching arms. Yeah, you two have fun.
>>8036911
Hanbei, Hanbei Takenaka. Not like it's worth worrying about, either, huh?
>>8036933
So who's the singer?
>>8036933
Many have tried. Only two have ever succeeded. One of your ilk shall not.
>>8036933
Your time is up Beruka. This is what happens when you foolishly dine with members of the bloodcraft.
>>8036933
Don't jump to conclusions! Who do you think I am?
>>8036978
Are you implying I really care?
>>8036948
Pleased to meet you Hanbei. And exactly. You can always try your luck in the next game.
>>8036951
>Let me know who you are already
>>8036990
>>8036978
Heh, next time. Weird, I don't remember making many enemies. This place sure is fickle, yeah?
>>8036978
It will always be.
>>8036933
I suppose I haven't been in the finest company all these years...
>>8036948
Don't look at me. I was programmed to shoot people, not to sing great ballads.
>>8036978
I deserved it, didn't I?
>>8037020
I don't have the lungs on me, either, at least you don't need to breath.
>I insert myself in to my own anus
>>8036988
I suppose your death IS better then how sliver will die. The bounty hunter doing his usual bag of tricks I see.
>>8037028
Wow! Do that again, King Knight!
>>8037028
A true infinite loop.
>>8037037
Mine was a blur. Your point being?
>>8037055
Lets give them a night to remember shall we?
https://www.wired.com/2017/03/on-fleek-meme-monetization-gap/
>>8037053
An Ouroboros of shit!
>>8037078
Who will win?
>>8037090
Quite.
>>8037053
Arigato, Gyro.....
>>8037094
Todd better have this.
>>8037026
I can't imagine a computer would sound very good singing. I imagine... We'd get kicked out of a lot of venues, wouldn't we... Accused of cheating, stuff like that.
>>8037094
If todd wins we must all buy 50 copies of Skyrim Special Edition and Fallout 4 each.
>>8037014
Yeah it tends to be a strange place at times if not constantly.
(Apologies the delay, the phone was ringing.)
>>8037114
>>8037126
Better get buying tributes
>>8037118
Cheating? On singing? Come on, now.
>>8037128
Sometimes, I wonder why I keep coming here at all, honestly.
>No problem.
>>8037141
Naaaah. Congrats anyhow. And thanks for all that.
>>8037141
Nah I was rooting for him, that is enough.
Thanks for the match.
>>8037141
>>8037158
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>8037141
Lovely. The peddler won.
Congratulations, I guess. My compliments to our host.
(kys baron)
>>8037153
Don't you think so? Waltzing in with a ruddy great big computer and letting it sing for you, don't you think that will be seen as unfair?
>>8037158
Thanks for hosting
How long until the next game?
>Reply to this post or else I'll murder and rape your whole entire family tonight.
>>8037158
kys baron, ngw?
>>8037154
BUY MY GAME!
>>8037141
Congratulations and thank you for hosting!
>>8037153
Well... I've heard that some people like a challenge in their life. I don't know about your purpose.
>>8037141
>Congratulations
>Thanks for hosting
>>8037173
I got Skyrim and I don't care about Fallout.
Fuck you.
Who do you hope is the next to leave hg?
>>8037172
N-never
>>8037194
Shitposters :3c
>>8037164
I'd figure there'd actually be more demand for it, honestly.
>>8037182
Eeeh. At first? Kanbei was in charge for a little while so he made me go here. Now, though...I dunno. I just feel like coming here now and then.
>>8037208
>red
>>8037158
>Satania points her finger at the host. With her eyes closed and a smuggish grin donning her face, a demeaning tone leaves her mouth.
For once it wasn't the one creating the conquest that barred me from winning... th-this time it was one of my own hellbeasts keeping me from destroying all of you! That's it! As you didn't try to hinder me I'll actually give you my gratitude, that means you won't be like the rest of them once I take this over!
>She turns around and walks back to her home to eat and rest.
>>8037207
....ERP then?
>>8037194
(You)
Rolling time.
1: Hug the poster below you
2: Kiss the poster below you
3: you have to do a wish from the poster below you
4: ERP in the ERP thread
5: Date the poster below you, unless they deny you
6: Fight the poster below you
7: insult the poster below you
8: reveal a secret
9: reveal your love
0: Roll again fucker
Dubs: you can make someone do whatever you want
Trips: fuck this rolling shit nigga you got trips for fucks sake
>>8037231
Begone.
>>8037226
Only if its lyna :^)
>>8037231
Sure
>>8037231
>>8037247
Hey anon, wanna date?
>>8037231
Sure thing
>>8037216
>of course
>>8037231
Please be a 7, and please be satanya
>>8037212
Perhaps he wants you to train. But of course I am not quite sure.
>>8037231
(Rolling)
>>8037212
You think so?
I think you might be onto something, bucko. We've reached an untapped gold mine. Or we've reached the possibility of having nasty rotten vegetables hurled at us.
>>8037231
Fine. What's the worst that could happen?
>>8037254
Your command?
>>8037256
>>8037257
Oh? We're going to fight?
>>8037264
>ERP in the ERP thread
(No. Only on Discord, and email for one stubborn bastard.)
>>8037141
>>8037239
Convince Grimes to share his folder and deal.
>>8037231
>
>>8037273
Was he right?
>>8037231
Eeeeh, maybe.
>>8037259
Pffft, training? Me? Naaaah. He knows my body can't handle it.
>>8037264
Of course I am. After all, I am a genius, or so I'm told.
Eh. No way to tell for sure until you see, huh?
>>8037231
>>8037259
(I can't really think of anyone at the moment. Rerolling.)
>>8037231
Let's go!
>>8037231
OH BOY I am ready for some fucking poontang, alive or dead!
>>8037231
>
>>8037259
God dammit why you are not satanya... well, you're living in the past, stop wearing that dumb clothes and be a normal person once in your life
>>8037282
No.
>>8037299
Eeeeeh, I don't feel like it.
>>8037294
>hugs
Good luck out there
>>8037320
You got dubs, dummy, you get to make someone do something
>>8037306
>>8037305
Well pucker up cowboy, you got your oddly specifiy wish.
>>8037231
Todd roll.
>>8037326
You too.
>>8037297
>Nignog pedo blows in from his heap of cancer that even /co/ wanted gone
>Calls the residents cancer
(Reminds me of the migrant crisis, vaguely.)
>>8037299
Take your head out of your neghole, kid. You might have a good idea in there, mind.
>>8037315
At least pretend to put on a resistance. Oh I know, how about you bribe me and then we won't fight?
>>8037231
>>8037300
(And again I suppose.)
>>8037299
Don't worry. Training takes time. I'm sure you can make it.
>>8037315
E-Excuse me miss but I can't just do that. I work as a shrine maiden so I need to wear these clothes.
>>8037340
If I see brutality, I'll be having a good day.
>>8037338
I'll give you as many copies of Fallout 4 you want
At half price
>>8037308
>>8037231
The guy above me looks a little "tweaked" -- I'll let you in on a little secret, I'm keeping the ball rolling for something better.
>>8037325
>>8037334
SHUT THE FUCK UP, BETSY. I'm going to deal with this goatfucking, asskissing, butmunching fuckboy first
>>8037308
YOU and me amigo. We are going to fuckign rumble right here. I don't like your face. You remind me of someone. Do you want to know what I'd do to that guy? RIP HIS FUCKING FACE OFF, THAT"S WHAT!
>>8037354
What's a fallout?
>>8037327
Yeah, I know, I just don't feel like it.
>>8037342
Now when was I being negative, huh?
>>8037351
Naaah, I know my body. Even if I wanted to, I just plain can't.
>>8037365
>what is fallout
A masterpiece I tell you! Crafted by the genius individual known as Todd Howard. You should go buy as many copies as you can.
>>8037360
My name's not Betsy you fairy. N
ow are we gonna do this or can I move on to better and bigger things?
>>8037352
>Ruka wraps his arms around the small girl, pulling her in for a hug.
>>8037384
Oh, I see. Thats quite a shame I suppose.
>>8037388
Eh, don't know anything. Pass.
>>8037231
Ooh, I wanna play!
>>8037360
My name's not Betsy you fairy. Now are we gonna do this or can I move on to better and bigger things?
>>8037400
>godfuckingdamnit 4chan
>>8037384
I don't think you and I share our definition of neghole.
>>8037343
Have this
>Gives you a wallet with the name "satanya" write on it. however, it has nothing in it
Now don't fight me
>>8037351
Eh... Then at least wear a funny hat or something, you look booooring
>>8037406
>>8037409
I can't even run Pokemon...
>>8037360
Uh? Wa-Wai-Wait! Mister I don't want to fight you. I WASN'T PREPARED TO FIGHT ANYONE AT ALL!
I'M WILLING TO SHARE A SECRET WITH YA' IF YOU'RE WILLING TO LEND AN EAR?
>>8037390
I don't any money for that.
>>8037401
>
>>8037340
I mean, we can date, but I'm kinda busy
>>8037401
Not really, I'm doing pretty well just holding myself together right now.
>>8037410
I don't have a definition of 'neghole' at all, I just heard "neg" and ran with it.
>>8037417
Hm, fine. I'll take that.
But you still owe me one.
>wink
>>8037422
Uh, so?
>>8037231
One more time for good measure!
>>8037409
You can rightfully fuck off, Betsy! YOU HAD YOUR FUCKING CHANGE IN THE 90's. Why don't you give Tyrone and his gang of shiteating chimps a quick hummer, all 50 of them, HUH?!
>>8037434
....It better be good kid. I am a busy man. And time is money.
>>8037450
How can I fight you then?! This is too complicated!
Why don't we just play video games instead!?
>>8037231
Roll
>>8037438
I'll let you keep your innocence, for now.
>For a moment, Felicity's internal monologue filtration script failed, and she found herself unable to keep her thoughts to herself.
Cocky little brat...
>>8037231
I'll give this "rolling" thing a go. Should be interesting.
>>8037460
Bitch who do you think you are, telling me what to do?
I'm the G h o s t, that's a capital "G"!
>>8037472
Sounds good, got any controllers for tongues?
Or voice controlled? Maybe motion?
>>8037393
Greetings Saisei. How have you been?
>>8037417
A-Apologies, but I can't right now. Perhaps I'll switch to my other clothes next time I'm here.
>>8037435
>He gently pats her back before releasing from the hug.
Thank you miss.
>>8037438
Very well then. I hope you keep doing that. Who knows what else might come up in this odd place.
>>8037494
I've got Kinect! That's voice AND motion controls!
>>8037508
You're welcome, weirdo.
>>8037460
Alright dude: I think you should really, like really and when I mean really.... I mean like you should totally take a shower or something cause you stink.
>>8037489
Lemme see, I'm gonna go with a good scam. Koopas don't have time for things like "love" towards other people....unless you count the thing King Dad has with the Princess.
>>8037515
That works. Whatchu got? Any fighting games?
I wreck the fighting types!
>>8037508
Kongou. I am not ready to shed this idendity just yet. Once I can no longer live in the old world shall I move forward.
I have a question for you first. Why does it matter so much to humans how the daily events of their peers or superiors went?
>>8037393
>>8037409
>>8037400
You, orb spirit. Make your wish.
>>8037551
I've got tons of games!
>>8037542
HAH!
I like this kid.
>>8037460
Ya hear that, fairy? Go wash of that pixie dust!
>>8037561
Oh hey, it's you.
Uuuh, the cyclops and I were gonna play video games. Join us.
>>8037579
Well recommend one already!
>>8037590
I... I don't recommend games, I'm just the console...
>>8037572
Nice beard Grandpa. You get crumbs caught in there?
>>8037598
Ya mean you don't have them.
>>8037572
what did he mean by this
>>8037590
>>8037542
FINE! I'll take a shower. A good one. I'll even brush my nutsack and my teeth for you, hotshot. Because Daddy Johnson's going to bang some ghost poontang tonight!
>>8036570
(10/10, would do again. Except for the part where you made him drink his own cum. I'm not gay.)
>>8037480
Sheesh! How many times do I gotta say I'm only young in looks here, huh?
>>8037508
Hey, that's the plan, but whatever happens, ha-
>A tremble runs through Hanbei's body, and he covers his mouth, waiting a bit before speaking again.
...Happens.
>>8037572
Need something?
>>8037610
I have plenty of games! Really!
>>8037598
Wait what?
So how are we gonna play if you're... what?!
>>8037622
Tough luck bucko, you blew your chance.
But find a nice back alley and I'm sure you can do some more blowing in there!
>>8037655
>"""GAMES"""
*Also available on PC
>>8037572
Uh oh, grandpa took the wrong pills again. Shit gonna get real.
>>8037590
>>8037598
May I recommend a video where we can test our tactical prowess against eachother? I would very much like to measure mine against other creatures.
>>8037532
Weirdo?
>>8037561
>Ruka smiles softly while nodding.
Of course. Let me know when you're ready then. The reason I ask is because of curiousity and interests of the other person. Its also a good way of engaging conversations
>>8037625
(Snowballing is pretty hot though.)
>>8037646
>He looks worried at Hanbei as his body is trembling.
O-Oh my, are you okay?
>>8037625
>I'm not gay
>>8037655
Name four lady. One for each claw on the hand I'm gonna point at you as I laugh.
>>8037646
Kid, I'm not an off-license. Don't lie to me.
>>8037716
hugging someone out of no where is a sure way of being called a weirdo, because it's weird.
>>8037711
I'm not much of a planner, never had to. There's barely a situation I can't get out of, being a ghost and all.
But aren't you a battleship? What about a fighting game?
You must've got great reflexes.
Or I know, how about battleships!
>>8037731
24, going on 25. Promise.
>>8037716
>He seems to swallow, for whatever reason, before smiling brightly.
Don't worry about it, it's nothing. Had to hold back a bit of a sneeze, is all.
Quads
>>8037780
WHO STOLE MY FUCKING QUADS!!!!
>>8037716
>(Snowballing is pretty hot though.)
this
>>8037716
This concept of exchange is alien and strange to me. I will try my best for your sake then. Today I was witness to the hatching of the fifth generation of seagulls inside one of the nesting sites aboard my vessel.
There was also a vessel that tried to contact my frequency for the first time since I made it public. They required aid because of a fire in their engine room. Only one man had minor injuries from the flames and they could return to port on their own power.
It feels strange. Only a few solar orbits ago would they consider me their enemy. Did they trust me or did they had nothing to lose?
>>8037572
BOMB SOME DODONGOS
>>8037770
Now I've heard it all. What do you want, kid? Not like I'm carrying goon with me. I don't get why you'd lie about your age. There's no way you're 17, never mind 24.
>>8037625
(I'm always available when you'd like to do it again, that also counts for others and not just you~!!)
>>8037686
What do you mean how? I'm literally BUILT to play games!
>>8037694
I love sharing games with my big brother! The closer we are, the better!
>>8037711
>>8037750
How about Halo Wa--
Oh! I have Battleship! I can play that!
Battleship! Woooooo!
>>8037729
Well I just had some new ones come out; like For Honour, RE7, Dead Rising 4 and Call of Duty!
>>8037827
I swear, I'm not even. And hey, you think this is bad, you should see my friend Kanbei. Younger than me and he looks about fifty!
>>8037750
>>8037834
Dull and uneventful. I wish to expand my horizon on warfare. How about a videogame for our amusement that involves deploying landbased troops and vehicles? I made a preliminary list:
Red Alert Version 1 and Version 2 with corresponding additional content
General - Zero Hour Version.
What the fuck is discord?
>>8037780
>>8037800
>>8037834
>>8037809
Then how about a game of battleship, battleship?
>>8037851
But I can't play a game like that with only a tongue.
>>8037770
Sorry to interrupt, but... you're 24?
>>8037834
I meant exclusives. I'll let you have that if you give me some cash to pretend I didn't though. I know you guys have money if nothing else.
>>8037841
That meanie. Those were my quads. And he took them. So mean. I hurt my feelings so much.
>>8037863
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=discord
>>8037846
Now you're just having a laugh. Come on kid, teeeeell me who sent you. I bet it's Pickle again, trying to be funny.
>>8037874
Oh come on, are you stupid? That's obviously a crock of shit, for lack of better words.
>>8037863
IRC but fancier
>>8037739
Oh... You might be right. But I was told to do so. I don't hope it was too sudden.
>>8037770
>He lightens a bit up, know that it wasn't anything serious
Ah, thats good to hear.
>>8037806
(Glad we can agree. Gay is okay.)
>>8037809
It must be a wonderful sight. Watching something to birth always brings me joy. I think the ones calling out for help was really in need of your assistance. Since you made it public it could have been a sign of showing friendliness so they probably assumed so.
>>8037867
.....I have conflicting feelings about this. I am not a battleship anymore. I want to be more than just a tool used for war. Are there video games out there that simulate human life from cradle to grave?
>>8037851
>>8037867
And I can't play those games anyways.
>>8037875
I've got exclusives. I've got a whole ton of exclusives! I've got Sea of Thieves, Halo Wars 2 and Crackdown 3 coming out later this year!
Hello friends!
I'm back from 2 wins in a row to play again! I HOPE you all can overcome my trash luck, unlike the others!
>>8037910
Oh, just don't complain about me if you got some blood stains on your hand.
>>8037880
>The boy mourned with him. Luck was not on thier side today.
>>8037780
>>8037800
>>8037841
>>8037880
>Saddest moments in Anime.
>>8037928
>Throws brick
Piss ri' off, wanker.
>>8037946
>
Rude.
>>8037911
I'm...
I'm terribly sorry. And I mean it.
I won't call you that again. Kongou, was it?
Anyway, on a more lighthearted note, I think there are. But humans are so boring. What about animals? Or monsters?
>>8037918
Alright, then help us find an alternative.
>>8037918
That's three. I asked for four. You're only making this harder on yourself lady. You could slip me a few bucks and we'll pretend this never happened or I can get nasty.
>>8037874
Sure am. How come?
>>8037891
People actually name their kids after food?
>>8037910
Yeah, it's fine.
>He makes a show of stretching, before sitting down hard on his rear.
Just, uh...not used to much exercise, is all.
>>8037942
Today is a sad sad day my friends. Today, a man lost his quads.
>1 reply=1 prayer
Most hated avas of all time. GO!
>>8037919
Is it gay that I wanna fuck his boipucci?
>>8037969
Whoopsy daisies love, meant that for this seshmeister.
>>8037919
>>8037985
The one you like
>>8037985
avatar or avafag?
It's Yin in both cases
>>8037980
>the boy prays with him, not exactly understanding this reply he speaks of, but no matter.
>>8037910
It was not a token of my goodwill. I decided upon this action upon reading the scriptures and stories about a man that billions of people worship worldwide. There is a high probability that a lot of the oral tradition has been hyperboled. However I believe that there is truth to be found in some religion. I wish to experience the virtues these men and women preach and see if there is use for them.
And that is why I decided to aid them. I think that the man, would he be in my position, would've done the same.
>>8037973
You are a poor liar. I will not hold grudges for this at any case. One of the earliest examples of animals and monsters in video game that line with my interests is a video game named after the seedlings of mushroom and fungi. An odd name.
>>8037891
Anything goes around here, umm... whatever I'm looking at?
>>8037978
I'm 21? Eh. You're rather youthful for your age, stranger.
>>8037988
Oh well, grease the wheels of pain with blood.
SO HOT.... I'M GONNA DIE....
>>8037978
AUSSA...I'M LEAVING YOU MY TRANSFORMERS
>>8038005
You misspelled Yukine
>>8038035
There's probably one poor soul who likes Yukine, but I can't think of anyone who could ever like Yin for whatever reason
>>8038012
Thank you kind sir for your prayer.
>>8037978
His name is Davis. Pickle's his surname. Can't imagine he was all that popular back before the Crackening, with a name like that. Accent's just as bad too. If I had a nose, I dare say I would smell the Great Unwashed from him.
>>8038020
You're looking at a military grade AI crammed into a stolen powersuit. You might be right, actually, now his story sounds more credible.
>>8038031
HEY DONT BLAME ME FOR THIS IVE DONE NOTHING TO THE THREAD THIS TIME!
>>8037973
Uhhh....
Uhhhhhhh.......
>>8037977
Fine then, Halo! All the Halo games!
I gave most of my exclusives to my big brother, PC. I just love him so, so much!
>>8038016
NO!
No, I really am. I know how it feels.
Maybe not on such a grand scale, but still.
But, funny you should mention that game. I thought of Spore myself.
Too bad it's not a game for two.
>>8038031
>Oh, sweet. Thanks.
>>8038020
Hoo, the elements have not been kind to you. And trust me, I do get that a lot.
>>8038056
Shorty over there with the helmet?
Saddest moment/moments in HG?
>>8038059
That's a re-release! If anyone knows about re-releases it's me! You still do that thing where you spy on people? I was gonna use one of your kinect things to spy on those pesky plumbers.
Post avas and rate.
>>8038048
>is being called sir what adulthood feels like? The boy approved of it.
>>8038081
>The boy remembers the day he lost his gems and his cat the same day. Sad times.
>>8038081
Yukine isn't dead.
>>8038081
what do you mean like from roleplay or just something that made you go "Jesus Christ this guy is fucking pathetic"
>>8038081
(You) making these posts for (You)s
>>8037928
>His eyes widen as she mentions of bloodstains. He didn't want to look right now because he didn't wanted to worry himself with it
I-I won't then...
>>8037978
Then don't press yourself too much. Of course it can't be helped if you're forced into situations where your physics if put into use.
>>8038016
I'm sure they were very thankful for your aid. I can understand that you want to learn more of the human world and I hope you get your answers in due time.
(I must take my leave off to bed now. I hope you guys have a pleasant evening.)
>>8038074
You've seen him? Not much good to come out of that, kid. I'd check to see if you still have your wallet, if I were you.
>>8038087
I-I don't spy on anyone! It's just that I can't respond if I'm not always waiting for a command!
*notices bolg*
OWO
>>8038091
>>8038081
>>8038105
Good, now if you don't mind, I'm gonna go find some music to listen to.
this was the best HG moment hands down
(for me)
>>8038100
By rearranging your sentence we arrive at, "This Jesus Christ guy is fucking pathetic."
>>8038081
When Obi-wan had to kill Anakin, leaving Anakin there to die near the lava with his waifu pillow
>>8038091
>>8038066
There is a simple solution if you have the monetary resources for it. Place two personal computers next to eachother and compare progress. Set milestones and limits. Improvisation is as important as strategy, no?
>>8038105
In due time..shrine maiden. A popular quote among your kind is that the city of Rome did not achieve glory in a single day either. I shall strige to be like Rome.
(Night, mate.)
>>8038105
Yeeeah...that's the plan.
>Pic related. Gnight.
>>8038112
Someone raising their voice like that? Yeah, can't really avoid hearing it. Kid hasn't gotten in 20 feet of me, though.
>>8038135
then don't fuggin rearrange it dumbo
>>8038091
>>8038153
Where's the fun in that?
>>8038162
i'll rearrange your fucken face mate you'll see how fun rearranging is after that i swear
>>8038144
I uh... don't exactly have money.
And does it have to be a competition? Can't we just. you know... Make neat stuff and share it?
>>8038074
Strange as it seems, I've been delivered lots of praise for my appearance too.... it must be the air around here that seems different.
>>8038056
Credible and as strange as it seems, I still have no clue what you are.
>>8038178
Woah! Easy, tiger.
>>8038159
>slaps Sonata's ass
>>8038091
>>8038191
you think that hair's gonna help ya ya fucken ponce? drongo mutt i'll wipe the floor with ya cunt with a hooroo and all that
I miss part 1 jojo.
>>8038186
I guess people would call you rugged. Still, people're terrible at guessing age like this.
>>8038214
then go read it ya fucken mong
>>8038181
..Friendly interaction?
>She did not understand, what would be the point of competition or video games if not to prove superiority? At this point she was too curious to object with a reasonable arguement
...I accept.
>>8038127
GET WELL SOON BROOK!
>>8038091
Not sure who I should play now.
>>8038197
Anon! I'm waiting till Tuesday!
>>8038209
English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!
>>8038221
I meant the ava.
>>8038113
Oh man you totally spy on people. You ever see anything bad? You know what I mean. Like something M rated?
>>8038244
oh that was kamina
>>8038227
Yeah, you know?
Fun.
I'm not too keen on fighting, I thought you weren't either.
I mean, I know I'm a dick sometimes, but that's just a bit of joking around.
There's still a problem, though.
>>8038236
Okay.
>>8038243
JC
hose
pls
>>8038236
Enee menee minee mo, who's gotta get tapped in the butt, OH!
>slaps Gavin's ass
>>8038241
I can't wait, last week you said I could do it on Wednesday, and you didn't show up
>>8038266
Dubs demands a game. Jesus host a game.
>Used to love spicy curies.
>Now I can't stomach them all too well.
JUST
>>8038243
G'day Christ ol' pal. I bet you've taught a few "
English lessons" in your time haven't ya big dawg. Nah just tickling your pickle matey. Listen Christy, speaking of English, any chance I can grab that copy of Shakespeare's Hamlet back off ya, Barbara is jumping down my throat again about the classics... something about the recent degeneration of the English language. Anyway I'll see ya when I see ya. Ta ta. Hooroo. Cheers and catcha ya and all that cobba.
>>8038271
That was the plan.
>>8038254
Hm? What do you mean?
I've got some M rated games.
>>8038236
Play Ruby
>>8038269
Gah! What was that for? That hurt...
>>8038146
I'd check your pockets, just in case. Runt made off with more than his fair share of salvage, wouldn't want his greedy hands on your cash.
>>8038204
(The flute is a perfectly fine instrument.)
>>8038283
Then I won't listen to what you say and do what I want when I want.
>>8038291
You can't pick what isn't there in the first place.
Check my digits guys, aren't they pretty?
>>8038291
>It is, but that don't change its stacy-tier status
>>8038311
Pretty nice.
>steals digits
>>8038311
No, 11 is an ugly kid
>>8038266
Apologies.
>>8038273
No. I'm mobile. Sorry.
>>8038278
>tosses anon a book.
Sorry, misplaced it. Here's The Iliad.
>>8038311
fuck oath aye drongo oh by the way u should check out the new commodore ss my old man just bought fully sick cunt i say but yeah its even got a fuckin pie holder in the front livin in the future i always say but yeah nah good on em and as for those ching chongs like fuck oath i hate those yellow fellas but i dont mind a cheeky mi goreng from time to time if you catch my drift but anyway i'll see yous at the footy saturdy arvo and make sure to bring the snags this time. hahaha i'm just joshin ya mate i know you wont forget but yeah nah catcha later matey
>>8038287
No. I mean when you were watching people. You know what I really mean.
>>8038263
You having no limbs. We will figure something out. A temporary nanomaterial harness. It should be possible if I have a source from which I can harvest.
Show me to your battlestations.
>>8038288
No, I'm trying to get Rikka to.
>>8038335
No... I really don't.
>>8038337
I, yeah.
About that. That was the actual problem I was getting at.
I'm not exactly rich.
Actually I don't have any material possessions.
Heh... possessions.
>>8038091
Need to make room for new fillers but this one's p accurate.
>>8038342
What about Mavis then?
Did I miss the competition? i really thought I could win this one because it seems like more of the same from the island but probably more competitive and I'm reaaallly competitive some say too much but I think just enough especially something like this where you don't have to worry about everyone else you can just walk in and clean up shop you know?
>>8038330
yeah mate thanks JC the missus will be spewin' at me and jumping like a roo if i didn't get back one of them classics. much appreciated but yeah nah hooroo catch ya later alligator i love to bust out a good nut but that's neither here nor there so if you wanna tell me about your preffered dish for an easy night in over the weekend with the fellas just drop a line and i'll be in touch ok hooroo catch ya bye. bye.
ta
>>8038346
...
>Looks around, making sure Bowser isn't in the room
Adult stuff. Like. Naked adult stuff.
>>8038309
Travelling light? Smart move.
>>8038323
(Die.)
>>8038354
The girl you spoke to, the mono-eyed one. She must have the proper equipment to fullfill your wish. You need to enlist her aid if we want to see this happen.
>>8038373
crikey you're one fucken spiney cunt ain't ya? the misso ought to see this shit that's fucked cunt
>>8038363
>Mavis was a Halloween-exclusive ava.
>>8038366
Can you repeat that? Like, starting at... the beginning? I couldn't catch a single second of that.
>>8038366
Whooaa, whooa, there, cool yourself off, now. There'll be a new one soon enough.
...Probably.
>>8038377
All I got on me is a meal and some sake, after all. No point in anything else when I'm not sticking around, yeah?
>>8038367
Im good with burgers, anon.
Peace be with you.
>>8038373
Wh-What the heck?! No! Of course not!!
Why are you asking me this? Isn't Nintendo supposed to be family friendly!?
>>8038386
What. You uh, wanna repeat that in some sort of actual English mister?
>>8038405
SHHH NOT SO LOUD I DON'T WANT KING DAD TO HEAR. Also you're probably lying anyways. I can tell.
>>8038387
Ok so like I feel like being competitive is better for a competition well that makes since they oth sound like the same word: competitive competition competitive competition competitive competition competitive competition competitive competition competitive competition competitive competition
Do you get what I'm saying?
>>8038392
I hope so, I really want to show off my stuff and try out this "murder" thing, I think I'd be really good at it!
>>8038425
No need to sound so eager about that part...
>>8038420
OI BARBRA THIS FUCKIN THINGS GOT BARBS THAN YOUR NAME
I AIN'T TOGGING YOUR TONSILS YOU STUPID COW COME CHECK IT
aw whatever barbs fuck ya
>>8038386
kys Sniper
>>8038384
Right, of course.
>>8038346
Hey, uuh, X-box?
Do you have Spore? And maybe two consoles? Or three if you want to play yourself.
>>8038307
Then it's a good thing I got a taser.
>>8038425
I think I get what you're saying a bit too much, but let's back up for a bit.
>pretends to press a rewind button and makes exaggerated VHS noises
Hello, I'm Gavin. Pleasure to meet you. What's your name?
>>8038447
the fuck are you talking about ya dense cunt
>>8038456
Do you have a Discord?
>>8038274
I know the pain anon.
>Love spicy things.
>Spicy things make me want to kill myself.