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>>8036423
Gengar
>>8036423
Me.
>>8036423
Not Gengar, he is the best elemental tho
>>8036423
MEEEEEEEEE
>charles is un ko'd now
>help distribute the medicine.
>the news will pick up on this stuff lol
>>8036392
>Sandslash is now lying on his back with Yanmega on top of him
>hug the bug
You're in a good mood today. Want to go have a picnic at the oasis?
>>8036491
Drop the Eevee and I don't burn you!!
>Keep following.
i am
>>8036491
>running as fast as she can to close the distance
>>8036489
A picnic?
That sounds nice...
>>8036509
>>8036423
nvm i suck
>Roll for how much of a legendary hunger Thundurus has.
>>8036357
That sounds so awesome. Who's John?
>>8036491
>Vee is helpless
>She doesn't have any way to free herself...
>...No.
>She can feel some sort of power inside her.
>She... she does have one option left.
>One last card to play.
>Cocoa used Trump Card on the crazy vee lady!
>>8036489
>>8036517
>Watches intently from a distance
>heavy breathing while watching
>>8036472
>Mission Success
>Now to make a getaway
>And maybe clean up some evidence, maybe
>>8036548
I'm not in the mood for this!
>Mort uses Flamethrower!
>>8036517
Yeah, I thought since today was such a nice day I might as well.
I left all the food with some trainer from Unova at the oasis, want to get going?
>>8036569
ummm
>does not know where sylvie mort, or cocoa went...
>Wheezes his way back home!
>hopefully someone takes care of the fire i forgot about behind the pokecenter....
>>8036538
Okay that's like more than half. Thundurus please chill out.
-Black
>>8036584
Sure thing.
>She looks excited
>Pick up Sandslash
>Start flying towards the Oasis
Who's the trainer, by the way?
>>8036548
>Use psyshock on the Nidorina
>>8036616
Hehe, dumb druggy
>>8036595
Leave!
>Mort uses Flamethrower.
>>8036636
Reminder all bows are ways for a Sylveon's ribbons to mind control you.
>>8036603
>Well, it fried the primary AC before someone noticed it
>At least the Center has backup cooling for Important Things
>>8036616
>I'm not even calculating this because level difference = curbstomp.
>Nidorina is done..
>>8036642
>And there goes the Pidgeotto
>These L20 opponents are barely even speed bumps for the Eeveelution Warband here
>>8036595
>Crazy lady falls back.
>At least Cocoa gets to land on her instead of the ground
>>8036538
John? He's one of the Plasma higher ups. I do believe he posts here fairly often. If you don't mind a tongue bath from a 7' dog you can always come visit Anomalesia and Silvally.
>>8036648
Don't you shitpost me or my bowtie ever again.
an anonymous faggot here with your daily krickefeed leak
>>8036615
Cool.
I uh...don't really know much about him, apparently he's the champion of Unova or something.
He had a weird looking Pokemon that rained on me.
>>8036697
Was N not married or something?
>>8036697
......... Krickefeed why.
>>8036710
........................... I am...... but......
>>8036690
It's true though.
>>8036680
>Run over to cocoa and snatch her up
Are you alright did she hurt you? I swear to Arceus if she hurt you
>Give creepy lady a death glare
>>8036681
He's, like, New Plasma's new "N-forcer", bro.
He's pretty chill though, as long as 'chu aren't a total dick.
>>8036717
Oh hohohoho.
Its not true right?
Or is it?
>>8036709
...
Huh...
Sounds weird.
>Set Sandslash down at the edge of the Oasis
So, where is he?
>>8036681
Sounds like it's worth it to me.
>>8036697
...Aren't you married?
>>8036723
Tell him I'm gonna fight his dog.
>>8036735
>Replacing missing sandwiches with candy and Casteliacones.
>Hope they don't notice.
>>8036595
>>8036722
>Vee squeaks when picked up, before snuggling the sylveon.
Note to self: Never doing the "vee got hit by a truck" act again. Ever.
...
I think I learned a move back there...
>>8036680
>>8036722
>>8036770
Everyone okay?
>>8036733
..............
>>8036750
... yes, I am.
>>8036781
Cocoa seems to be fine, and I'm uninjured, what about you?
>>8036770
Oh yeah what move?
>>8036697
Everything about this is, like, wrong and makes me not a happy Raichu.
Everything. Like, from the Hoenn story to the Colress stuff, to, like, epecially the fake interview.
I can tell 'chu all the Alolan Psycho doesn't talk like he does in that article.
>>8036750
>roll to turn into a pokemon for thirty minutes
>>8036697
for anyone curious the list is
n, nate, sun, red, ruby, and the bad druddigon ceo
>>8036793
...I think I got a nice bit of gossip for the café.
>>8036648
What was the thing uncle X told me if someone threatened me? Oh yeah
Do it faggot
>>8036806
>He smiles.
Fine! Should we go home?
>>8036829
>What was the thing uncle X told me if someone threatened me? Oh yeah
>Do it faggot
turts i cant even parse what this means
>>8036781
>>8036806
>>8036770
quick everybody
i got meds for us
lets go before cops get here and get mad
>Vapey: peace out to Frankie's place
>>8036820
hey boss is it open yet?
>>8036735
Yeah, he's really weird.
Hopefully he hasn't eaten all the food I bought...
>>8036750
>Sandslash isn't really paying attention and doesn't notice
Uh...hello again.
Meet Yanmega,my w...friend.
>>8036820
.... please don't.
>>8036841
>>8036831
Yeah I guess we should
>worried glance at the crazy lady who we still have no idea why she took Cocoa
>>8036846
Yup.
We got everything ready to go to open up.
Let me just carry these cakes out.
>Roll to not fuck up.
>>8036864
So your not a virgin then?
>>8036876
>follows them to Frankie's
-Sylvie
>>8036697
I swear to the gods, one day I will go and seriously mess up their site.
>>8036806
...
I don't know. I just know it's... weird.
...Like, the weaker I am, the stronger it's supposed to be...
>>8036831
>>8036868
>>8036841
...Yeah, let's.
>Hitch a ride on Sylvie's back because you're a lame vee.
>>8036793
Uh huh. You haven't banged you husband?
>>8036813
>Try again later.
>>8036861
Heyo. I'm not bothering anything, am I?
>>8036890
wow you sure are good at this
let me with something boss
>>8036840
(Fugging, Dm or say something next time)
>>8036861
>meet my friend
>friend
>Friend
>FRIEND
>MEET MY """""""""""FRIEND"""""""""""
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>lolpix moonbeams in the groups general direction
>she's not actually aiming at them directly, so she purposely misses
>so no "ugh y u do dis muh friend did dis" plot happens
>>8036940
(forgot pic)
>>8036918
Uh...You have our food, right-
>>8036942
>Moonbeam goes over her head
...
Uh...
>>8036940
Could you take over these cakes?
And put them in the backroom?
I'l open up, then we'l just wait for the costumers.
>>8036977
Fug the sharp
>>8036890
I..... Your wording makes this impossible to answer.....
>>8036918
.......... perhaps....
>>8036977
sure, i'll take them
>goes to the back room carrying the cakes
>>8036918
Nah, you're good as far as I'm concerned.
As long as you don't rain on us.
You still got the fo-
>>8036942
>Sandslash watches the Moonbeam go overhead
...What?
>>8036973
...I hope that wasn't aimed at us...
>>8036814
What's Bad Druddi-
Hey! What the heck? I'm on the list?
>>8036814
really? I love bad druddigon! I am surprised...
>>8037024
Fug the bear
>>8036973
>Gesture to pizza, casteliacones, sandwiches, soda and cookies.
>Sip soda and hope Slash doesn't catch on.
>>8036997
N, get the d already. Do I have to come over there and coach you two?
>>8037027
Yep food's here.
>>8036997
So you are a virgin.
>>8036991
Silly anon, I don't have any bits to fuck my newest employee
>>8036977
>Trips and falls against the door.
Ouch, Oh well, not the first time this happened.
I'm lucky I was not carrying anything.
>>8037024
Hey bischarp, I think this employment thing was a great idea.
>>8037046
Oh so you need someone to pay you? You slut, I bet you've never experienced true love
But still, fug her
>>8037035
>roll to make happy
>>8037046
well, i'm glad to be able to help
>>8037033
i'll only be his employee
>>8037046
Okay, fine. I am. Does this answer satisfy you?
>>8037035
No, he's just.... A narcoleptic.
>>8037077
...Anon.
That hurts.
And I am having her as employee.
So I can finally have the time to find true love.
>Sad spinda noises.
>>8037035
YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE THEM ALONE FOR THIS PICNIC AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT
>Moon blasts VERY close to him
>>8037098
Honestly I don't really care.
Its a fun bit of gossip to give to my customers that like to giggle and gossip all day.
It keeps them buying tea and juice and I supply them with things I hear as a bartender.
Its a win win for both.
>>8037106
(Wait, spindas a dude?)
>>8037027
Whoever it was has bad aim...
>Slightly worried glance towards the direction it came from
>>8037035
Well... That's nice.
Lots of sugar, though...
>>8037113
...
>>8037106
oh.. that's sweet, good luck with finding true love boss, i'm not have been lucky either, so i hope you are
cheer up a bit
>>8037131
(spinda is a girl)
OK we got medicine for us
And medicine for Fuschia
And I dont hear sirens yet
I think we're gonna be OK
>>8037113 (me)
(Rip vully, she was attempting not to cockblock but got killed in the process. Welp there she goes cause killing her makes sense ic, F)
>>8037085
>Black has sudden flashbacks to why he left Unova.
>>8037098
...Is that something you should get checked out?
>>8037113
Okay.
>Sit in the sand.
>Switch team out on Xtransceiver.
You wanna try that again?
>>8037133
>Sip soda.
>Oh thank fuck they didn't notice.
>>8037035
Wait where did all th-
>Sandslash stops himself, realising this is several times better than what he bought, probably best to just roll with it
Uh yeah, thanks dude.
>Sandslash sits back with a cold drink
>>8037113
...Do you two think we should move somewhere else?
>>8037133
Hopefully whatever it is stops, maybe we should move behind a sand dune or something.
>>8037161 (ne)
(Just to clarify I actually don't want her to die, but my shitposting is to much and it'll get her killed)
>Frankie: see news, freak out
>Pack bags frantically, oh god we are soooo fuuucked
>>8037148
>Vee nods, snuggling up to the vaporeon.
>And the sylveon.
>And anyone else nearby.
>>8037185
(dammit)
>>8037137
>Sniffles a bit.
Its alright Sharp.
He kinda hit a sore spot.
But thanks, I should be alright.
We got work to do after all, cause the café is open.
>Waits with patience.
>>8037167
>make him happy plz
>>8037148
That's good
>>8037185
>snug dat vee, snug 'er good
>>8037178
>Grab a casteliacone
>Nibble at it
>Looks at >>8037167
I think he has it covered...
...
So, uh...How are you doing, Sandslash?
>>8037230
yeah, don't be too sad, i know you will find a nice guy
but yeah let's wait for someone
>goes behind the counter and wait for customers
>>8037167
.... probably. He falls asleep at some very uh... inopportune times. Made worse by the fact that he's a very deep sleeper. I'll ask Colress about it when he gets out of the med bay.
>...zzz....
>Roll to wake up
>>8037293
I hope so.
Didn't you do some dating?
You told me you had something going, but you never told me why It failed.
>>8037178
Not a problem, dude.
>>8037277
>>8037292
...
>Sip soda.
>>8037296
Yeah. Sounds like something a professional should look at.
Isn't Colress a robotics expert?
>>8037324
>try to make him happy
>>8037167
I'd say "do it faggot" but this is a serious situation, so leave these two alone
>whispers
If you want to watch there's a nice view by that sand dune, or those rocks
>>8037178
>>8037292
Hey don't mind me I'll "leave"
>she walks out of view, but she watching
>somewhere
>>8037230
Café? That sounds like how Kalos friend says coffee! Coffee!
Do you have coffee? Or tasty Berry juice?
Wait, I don't know where you are.
I know you're not on flying boat.
HUMAN FRIEND, WHERE IS THE SPINDA CAFE?
>runs off
>>8037311
>Hide snugs up against sleeping marsh daddy and falls asleep as well.
>>8037333
>He quietly sneaks out of the party.
>>8037347
If you so much as look in my direction again I'm going to have my Gigalith KO you.
252+ Atk Gigalith Stone Edge vs. 52 HP / 0 Def Vulpix-Alola: 750-884 (326 - 384.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Anyway I have an Eelektross to find.
>>8037324
>>8037333
sounds like youre gonna need this famalam :^/
>Three bottles of Russo-Baltique appear on the ground next to Black
Hey guys I've looked all over and can't find another dungeon, have any of you stumbled upon one maybe?
>>8037317
one day he suddenly dissapeared and never, and never reponsed back when even when i sent him emails, maybe it was something with his job, but he never replied
>>8037355
>Or not
>It seems Wott has contracted a crippling case of insomnia
>The blame falls on the sigilyph
>>8037311
>>8037355
>>8037397
>Eeldad is too busy working on the shack-now-house.
>>8037296
Let it be said, I told him that wasn't going to be a good way to test lewd.exe build 170306
At least it doesn't disable friend/foe identification anymore.
>>8037349
Were located in Alola.
Come in for a drink If your around.
>>8037389
Oh, I didn't expect that.
It sucks to be leave things open like that.
How was he as a person?
>>8037292
Looks like it, yeah...
I'm doing well, today's a really nice day, even if I haven't done much.
How are you?
Hey, after this we should go see Bones at the castle, I keep forgetting to get something back from him.
>Sandslash starts eating a slice of pizza
>>8037347
...Where's that voice coming from and why does it sound familiar...?
>>8037371
>roll to notice
>if evens Sandslash gets up and follows
>>8037324
Well.... yes... but.... I trust Colress. I believe he can figure out a solution... Probably.
>>8037423
Does it still disable mercy?
>>8037458
>>8037423
And this is why I refuse to have any copy of lewd.exe installed on my person.
At least until all the kinks are worked out. (ha)
Uh, this is the new Kanto safehouse operator to any Plasma guys listening!
I have a lot of heat on me and my team and we need to skip the Region ASAP.
I'm already packed to bug out into the backwoods, cops are busy with some downtown trouble but once they have a spare moment to cross-check records my ass is getting raided.
>>8037447
he was a pretty nice guy, he did say that he worked to a group called cipher, but he did say that he didn't like that much
>>8037492
>kinks
>>8037376
>Don't care.
>>8037452
Uhh.
>Change the subject quick.
You wanna like, marry that Yanmega or something?
>>8037458
Well I wish you luck.
>>8037458
Mercy bugs outs considers a very fast and swift kill as "mercy" in too many situations. So the units have to be set to low aggressiveness manually.
Relatedly, time to work in a few other projects of mine.
>>8037502
...
Why do you have the police chasing you?
And aren't we supposed to have GOOD relations with the cops in most regions?
>>8037397
>>8037416
>Is even more asleep than before
>Nudge y/n?
>>8037383
I don't believe I have.
>>8037492
I think Unit One's lewd.exe is only problematic due to his heating issues. On you it should run fine.
>>8037502
Right, I'll have the Shadow Triad come pick you up. What did you do?
>>8037529
Have you found that Eelektross yet?
>>8037550
Good luck.
>>8037578
>Squawks
>>8037376
>Wait I just looked this up.
>Bag it.
>>8037580
Not yet.
Gonna try around Gateon because, y'know, water.
>>8037578
>>8037602
>Poke marsh daddy, then wave to birb daddy
>>8037502
Calm down and tell me how the fuck did this start
>>8037550
>Mercy bugs outs and considers a very fast and painless kill as "mercy" in too many situations
(can't proofread for shit m8)
>>8037627
>waves back at Osha.
>>8037578
Get up close and squawk loudly in Marsh's face.
>>8037529
>Sandslash quickly looks around to make sure Yanmega isn't close enough to hear
...Yes.
Wait hold on, why are you leaving?
Are you feeling alright man?
>>8037550
>>8037580
>>8037632
>Zeta blinks, suddenly uncertain of his staunch anti-lewd.exe stance, then looks to Streambro.
Uh...
...First things first, would that even be compatible...?!
>>8037580
>>8037632
>>8037580
Remember how the water in Kanto got fucked up?
Well, the price-gouging pill-pushers with the supposed treatment for this stuff rolled into town with an armored truck and a bunch of grunts to sell their meds.
I went to take a shower, and my team Swellow-Hooded the dealers and distributed the stuff in broad daylight before I got out.
>>8037602
>>8037627
>>8037679
...
...
...gah?.
>>8037682
Yeah I'm fine. You want me to like grab you something fancy?
Kalos has some pretty cool jewelry. Or like... An abdomen piercing thing?
I see a lot of bug types with abdomen decorations.
>>8037452
I'm doing good.
Weren't we going to talk to them for help with the S.S. Libra anyways?
>Yanmega has forgotten something important
>She has trouble digesting food that isn't meat, and will regret that ice cream cone later
>>8037529
>Doesn't hear this
>welp, guess I'll check the kiln later
>>8037580
lewd.exe also had various issues regarding which process it disables or leaves enabled.
>>8037690
In theory, yes. There are a few processes specific to the Units not present on a Porygon, and viceversa.
On the other ahnd it ran on Necrozma under Wine with not many issues except the lack of heat venting.
>>8037707
>Very innocent vee
>>8037752
...
...W-well, either way, I'm going to wait until a stable, porygon-specific fork is finished.
>>8037626
... I had presumed Orre was entirely a barren wasteland. This isn't the case...?
>>8037690
I know nothing of programming, but I do believe it would work.
>>8037707
I see. The Shadow Triad should be there in half an hour.
>>8037752
Ah. Didn't Unit One disable most of his processes?
>>8037707
WHAT?
I mean. We can have you taken to Unova. Castelia City is doable for you?
>>8037371
An eelektross? Is it by chance into guys?
>>8037708
>Wott snugs the stomp.
Mawss daddah!
>>8037383
Nope! I haven't even been able to go to the one you showed me the other day.
>>8037819
>UNIT ONE: INSPECT BURNS
>PREVIOUS MISSION STATUS: COMPLETED
>"DAVES": OBSERVED, RECORDED
>BAG: DELIVERED
>>8037707
Tell your team that they did something good today. Don't fret.
>>8037814
That would be the safest option, indeed.
>>8037815
Including various restraining processes, sir.
>>8037819
A question sir, we are we currently over?
>>8037728
I mean, if you want to.
You don't have to do anything for me though, I have my own plans to get her something nice.
Also, if you need someone to talk to dude, just come find me, or message me or something.
>>8037732
>Sandslash turns back towards where Yanmega is
Uh yeah, I think we were.
Even more reason to go back there, maybe we can even get some more alcohol from that farmer guy!
>>8037888
Hello Unit One.
>>8037905
We're over Lilycove. We're heading to Kanto unless plans change.
Any changes?
>>8037815
We can be packed and ready. Cops are preoccupied with a minor fire and general crowd control downtown, we'll be gone before they show.
>>8037819
>Frankie: Stop panicking
I can do that, easily. As long as the whole team here can get an evac, we're good.
Reports aren't showing anybody dead, but the job was grand larceny, sooo... yeah...
Fuschia's got the water treatments without paying blood money to the people who poisoned it in the first place, at least. Right?
>>8037905
Thanks, man. Some of them are a little jumpy right now.
>>8037815
East side is desert. West is a lot more green. I suggest the west.
>>8037829
Did I say you could talk to me?
>>8037926
Yeah, yeah. Thanks.
I'll see if I can come upon anything cool.
Gotta jet for now.
>Unfezant used Fly.
>>8037926
...
Alcohol, huh?
...
Well, if you want to end up on top of a Mesa again...
>>8037941
Understood. I'm sending a few of the higher ranking employees down there.
Plainclothes of course. Be on your best behavior, we'll be getting you out.
...Do you need me to purchase you a house/apartment? Grimsley let me know that there's a house he recently paid to have renovated that apparently lost it's owner.
Does that interest you?
>>8037838
Hah, heh, how's Orre kiddo?
>>8037938
HELLO COLRESS
>UNIT ONE: SEND "DAVES" RECORDING?
>DAVE PERSONALITY PROFILED
>CREATE AI?
>>8037941
>Cocoa limps over to Frankie and climbs onto the couch, then snuggles up to him.
>He has caught Cocoa at some point, right?
>>8037956
You didn't say I couldn't... I'm sorry about earlier I thought you where up to no good... I'll leave...
>ice fox walks away... sad
>look what you've done, you made her cry
>>8037938
No changes, sir. Wanted to check out something near Dewford but it can wait.
>>8038017
...Hawt. 's hawt owsaid...
>From the way Hide's saying it, she's not particularly fond of the heat.
>>8037956
Alright, bye man.
Good luck finding that Electross you're looking for.
>Sandslash waves
>>8037972
>Sandslash comes back over and sits next to Yanmega
...Maybe.
I was thinking maybe we could save it for a nice quiet weekend and have a bit of fun.
What do you think?
>>8038010
Well, I won't turn down charity. Thanks!
We should probably be reassigned to field work, we're not exactly, um... subtle.
>>8038051
>Yes, he has.
>Frankie gets the case with the Pokeballs.
Alright, some of you may have to get back in the balls until we get somewhere less cramped than whatever way out of here we're taking, OK? Also, well, the cops will be looking out here.
>>8038017
Were in Orre?
Well that explains the thermals.
I'l be out enjoying this hot air.
>Flies out in the desert, hot air holding wingull high in the sky.
>Squawks happily.
>>8038045
Please do not.
>>8038060
Not sure if we're going to need to head to Kanto. Dewford is dew-able, I'll be flying us there now.
>>8038101
Done. It's yours now.
I'll have the keys delivered to you and such.
Reassignment can be done. If you need a pickup let me know sooner rather than later.
>>8038088
...
That sounds nice...
>Shift closer to him
A quiet, fun weekend together.
>>8038101
>Cocoa nods.
...Been a while since I've been in my Pokeball...
>>8037905
... is that not how both Unit One and Necrozma began killing sprees?
>>8037938
None that I know of.
>>8037941
They'll be in the western woods. Be ready.
>>8037956
Is it better or worse than the Desert Resort?
>>8038101
I don't really like it in there but if I have to...
>>8038132
>COMMAND: ACCEPTED
>PUN: TERRIBLE
>FORWARD INFORMATION TO NECROZMA?
>ALLOW CREATION OF DAVE.ZMA?
>>8038060
>Zeta decides to play a song. Because why not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak61DJzZ-jI
>Time to scout out Gateon.
>>8038145
East is way worse than that place. West is kinda like... Undella I guess?
Undella with more green and more heat though.
>>8038070
Heh, it's hot out there. Don't like it much either heh.
>Out of the bedroom and into the the nice water outside for a dip, holding on the wott
>>8038117
Hehheheh, bye.
>>8038219
>Wott takes to the water like a fish.
>Happy wott.
>>8038145
Thank you.
>>8038164
Sure, go for it. I want to see what it can do anyway.
Arrival in Dewford in about twenty minutes.
>>8038133
>Sandslash puts an arm over Yanmega and pulls her close
Yeah, that's why I suggested it.
A quiet, fun weekend for the both of us.
Let me know when you want to get going, by the way. I'm just enjoying being here with you.
>>8038190
>roll to turn into a pokemon
>>8038132
>>8038245
Well, what can I say, thanks sir. I'll be readying for for the trip ahead.
>>8038145
Less intentional killing, more dangerously confused. Resulting in burns and considering friends as threats.
>>8038164
>Allow dave.zma Y/N?
>Y
>>8038184
Thanks.
>>8038179
Alright then, do you know where we're going?
>PING NECROZMA
>>8038245
>>8038320
>PERMISSIONS: GRANTED
>AWAITING ACCEPTANCE OF DAVE PROFILING FROM NECROZMA
>>8038312
Awesome.
>Get hotel room.
>Call it a day for now.
>By that he means play videogames.
>>8038293
It's nice here, especially with you, so...
Let's stay a bit longer.
...
>Snuggle up to Sandslash
>>8038190
.... warmer than Undella. Sounds like I've found where we're moving next.
>>8038312
(Why do you guys insist on rolling for him to become a Pokemon every single thread? Seems like it would get old to both and have to deal with.)
>>8037580
>>8037872
That's a shame, I was hoping if somebody found a new one we could go through it together
>>8038332
>Frankie: ball up Vapey, get ready to roll
Castelia City. It's in Unova.
>>8038408
(Rip me, this is why we proofread. *Old to both post and have to deal with.)
>>8038370
>Super Smash Mon it is.
>>8038408
Not a lot of places to live. Might wanna tell your loaded fry husband to get on buying something.
>Am I allowed to ignore random anon posts?
>>8038462
( yes you are allowed to ignore random anonposts like that in the future )
>>8038462
We might as well just purchase a house in every region at this rate.
>Yeah, it's considered fine to ignore random anon posts
>Especially if the anon has a weapon
>Bonehead: be sketching up concept designs for prosthetic arms and such
>Also wonder if sabi forgot a 0 in that message..
>>8038376
You're right, no need to go yet.
>Sandslash pats Yanmega on the head
I love moments like this with you, you make me a happy Sandslash, Yanmega.
>>8038521
>RUST: DYNAMIC ENTRY INTO THE CASTLE
HEY!
>>8038415
wait were are you going?
>>8038601
..Yes?
>Lower pen and sketchbook
>>8038639
WHERE'S MY ARM
I MEAN MY NEW ONE
>>8038601
>Notices the odd guy and follows him.
Hey who are you?
This is private property.
>>8038639
Eyyy Bones.
How's the king?
>>8038609
We're heading to Unova.
I'm really proud of you, you did the right thing, but we need to leave on short notice here.
>Frankie: hold out Pokeball
Sorry to ask you to do this, but the cops are going to be looking for you in particular.
Hop in the ball and we'll get out when we don't need to bug out.
>>8038679
oh yeah!
>hops in the ball
>>8038653
Oh, hello Sabi.
Uh, I haven't made it yet? Just designs so far.
I still need measurements and such so you don't end up with one really big/small arm.
>>8038664
Fairly well.
Sabi is a friend, so, yeah.
>>8038664
HEY NERD IM RUST
>>8038736
WELL I GOT ONE ARM
MEASURE ME BONEDOME
>>8038653
>>8038749
what the fuck
>>8038736
If this guy is trouble I am sure I can scare him off with a shovel.
>>8038749
Can you please stop yelling?
>>8038409
What do the entrances look like?
>Preparations for the cave expedition done
>Go to the workshop
>Turn off kiln
>Soon...
>>8038693
>Frankie: leave Fuschia, hustle into the woods.
>Check that full team is accounted for.
>Everybody's here, grin.
>>8038760
Hi Stitch.
Uh, you met Sabi right?
She lost an arm, so, I'm gonna try and help her out with that.
>>8038782
She's fine.
>>8038749
'Kay.
>Get the measuring tape and get to work
>>8038577
I enjoy them too-
>Dubsfail
>Her head is accidentally forced into the sand
Mmmfff....
Dewford Town!
We're above the trees so please be careful when using the elevator.
>>8038826
That's a girl?!
Oh geeze.
>takes a swig.
>>8038782
MAKE ME YOKEL
>>8038826
>RUST: TRY TO NOT BE ANNOYING
>>8038799
>Zeta follows Streambro, beeping quietly.
So why Dewford?
>>8038867
...
>Downs the bottle.
I'l just go to my crops, they whisper softly to me.
>>8038849
Thanks, again. I might need Unit 1 assistance at some point depending on what I find.
>Swoop down the elevator
>Beats the cargo container any time
Does anyone have any hangover cures?
Besides more alcohol? I'm doing that alleady
>>8038926
>Zeta follows Streambro, of course.
>>8038828
...Whoops.
Sorry Yanmega.
>Sandslash removes the sand from around Yanmega's head
>kiss the bug to make up for it
Are you alright?
>>8038966
fresh oysters and hotsauce
>>8038966
But more alcoghol is the onyl good cure
>>8039014
Uuiigh... Ten
>>8039000
...
>Worried Porygon-Z noises
>>8038905
Have fun.
>>8038867
>Thankfully Bones has the patience of a saint.
So, uh, now that I've got that settled, what do you think of this?
>Show sketchbook
Something like that?
..Sans the flamethrower.
....Probably.
>>8038902
>>8038975
Granite cave, and frankly, I'm not sure what I'm exactly searching for. I will know when I find it, if I do.
Everyone, be at the ready for any aggressive wilds.
>Approving buzzes and beeps from Jay and Hal.
>>8039035
What? If I dont ackoenledhe thep orblem it doesnt exist
>>8039039
HELL YES!
>HAND HIM LIKE 6000P
PLEASE AND THANK YOU
>>8038977
Yeah, I'm fine.
>Kiss connects
>Goes deeper than intended
>Yanmega is muffled again
>>8039022
Ten... Days? Weeks?
>>8039094
Pfft twn glasses
Today
And yesteryday it was fifteen
Fooor a week or ttwo?
>>8039075
Like that in practice you don't control Devon anymore?
An armored truck carrying Devon made medicine was recently robbed and redistributed for free in Kanto. ARMORED
>>8039132
I think you need to stop.
>>8039135
Pardon? What's going on in Kanto?
>>8039135
No I cotnrol Devon sitll it just
takes tiome for the stuff to go throuhg to reclaim the subisiduairie thingies
>>8039156
Maaayeb Ill sotp drinking for todayy
I need alcohol for tomorrow too
>>8039077
..Uh, you can keep the money.
Until it's finished and working at least.
Anyways, uh, make yourself at home I suppose, I'll be in the basement working on this.
>Go down and do exactly that
>>8039205
...
>>8039135
Sir? Permission to cyberspace warp to Steven Stone's location and forcibly dispose of all traces of ethanol in his possession?
>>8039280
AWESOME
>RUST: PASS OUT ON FLOOR
>>8039086
>Sandslash realises his mistake almost instantly, he keeps the kiss going for a couple of seconds anyway
I um...uh...sorry, I don't know what made me do that.
>slightly embarrassed squeaking noises
>Get to Granite cave
>Mumble loudly about a false wall somewhere
>>8039156
The same unknown pathogen that hit the water in Johto, plus a duopoly on the medicine. Did I mention that a Devon subsidiary is half of that duopoly?
>>8039205
It would be faster if you were sober.
>>8039205
I mean stop all together, mon rocher.
>>8039319
Hello there, ordinateur chaud.
>>8039344
Mon Dieu! I'll help with your problem.
>>8039326
>Thump?
>Poke head back in the door
...Could someone take her to a room, please?
>Go get to work nerdybones
>>8039334
...
>Flustered squeaks
Um...
I didn't mind...
...
>Quickly return a kiss
>>8039319
What
I'm bineg jdged by a duck
>>8039370
But why. An I son't speak honhon, hatd' oyu say?
>>8039344
Fine I'll just
Go spped it up myself
>Roll for Steven to not fall flat on his face the moment he gets out of bed
>>8039334
>>8039406
AVEZ SEXE DEJA!
>>8039409
Non. I have to be to Kanto.
Au Revoir!
>>8039409
Yes. You are being judged, very harshly, by a duck.
>Maybe it's in that same room as the cave art?
>Reshiram I could really use some help now
>>8039319
Permission granted, I think I will do fine in this treasure search either way.
>>8039370
I don't know much Kalosian but I can say thanks.
>>8039468
k
bye honohon
>>8039474
Fug oyu I'm triyong to fix tge thing
>No attempts are made to get off the floor, the drunk instead inchworming all the way over to his Pokeballs, which he successfully retrieves
>>8039468
I don't know what you said about >>8039406
And
>>8039334
But if it's something positive I agree
>she is no longer sad
>she is also watching very far away with a telescope inside the ship
>comfortably shitposting
>>8039493
Yes sir.
>Cyberspace Warp to Steven Stone's residence
>>8039409
>Upon arrival, Zeta activates Ghost Conversion so one of his flippers is replaced with a white hand
>He then starts floating about the place, pouring alcoholic beverages into the nearest sink and throwing out the bottles.
>>8039533
>Dubsfail
> Steven is drunk as fuck and somehow manages to flip the coffee table onto himself
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>8039547
>Drunk groans of protest are heard from underneath the coffee table
Stooop thats epensive stuff
>>8039546
>Roll to viciously vwrrrr with a hairdryer
>>8039406
...Alright.
>Sandslash gives Yanmega another kiss
>Sandslash then snuggles up to Yanmega and slowly falls asleep
>>8039468
>>8039546
(maybe if I didn't have to go to bed)
>>8039630
>Yanmega picks the sleeping slash up
>Flies him back to the ship, and sets him in the bed in the captain's quarters
>Kisses him on the forehead, then does things around the ship
>Tap the nearby walls
>Why I am even searching this sector of the cave, it has been explored over and over by now
>>8039809
That is incorrect.
West.
I heard there were some interesting things going on in Minerai or... Pays lointain?
How do Unovans say it... Orre?
Would someone please tell me about it?
>>8039978
I've heard it sucks. It's really hot and sandy, without the beach fun of Alola.
>>8039926
West, west...
>Check the walls to the west in this same room
>As well as the rooms to the west
>>8040102
>One of the walls gives a bit as you push it.
>You may need more than human strength for this.
>>8040137
Huh...
Jay, Hal, at the count of three, we all push
1..
2...
3!
>>8040088
Orre's interesting, to say the least. Rough as hell in places, but interesting.
Last I heard there's a group of Pokemon trying to build up something-or-other out there, and a fair number of newcomers to the region. Oh, and rumor has it the local criminal team out there's laying low but still alive-ish. Don't quote me on that last but, though. You know how rumors are.
Daily reminder to Vote YES on bill #: 371 to install control chips into your pokemon!
>>8040225
..... Or how about no? Considering two of Unova's champions don't agree with this bill I doubt it will survive.
>>8040174
>The wall gives way and slowly opens.
>Old baskets with parchments of various amounts of wear are neatly lining the walls.
>There are several baskets of other things.
>Jewels, ancient pokeballs (note: do not work anymore), different types of stones.
>Even the remains of a few pokemon.
>>8040088
>>8040200
Oooh. I shall take a visit there sometime.
Kanto is very nice, if not a bit cold.
>>8040225
Daily reminder to kill yourself.
>>8040200
Oh wow! That is pretty interesting... Not sure I wanna go there though.
>>8040225
... what? Control chips?
>>8040294
Yeah, I don't remember liking it much when I lived there either. I'm not sure how the people on Ula'ula Island stand it.
Anyone else heard the rumors about Fallarbor?
>>8040225
Daily reminder to vote NO on #371 if you like peace, civility and not having your Region burn in a brutal civil war.
>>8040273
Wow, by the gods...
I'm going to need more hands.
>Photos: taken
>Hal sent out of the cave, connection is weak down there
>Message sent to Colress, along the photos
>>8040369
Spill the beans, Anon.
What Fallarbor rumors?
I'm not Hoennian so I haven't heard.
>>8040369
What's going on in Fallarbor?
>>8040381
Holy fuck. I'm sending down some grunts to help you.
I'll be dispatching U3 as well. Make sure he doesn't accidentally scare you.
>>8040225
.......
>>8040369
>>8040442
Uuuuugh.
>Send Ray/Someone who is currently awake this information.
>>8040378
I'm sorry to say this but the control of pokemon is and very much should be aloud, so what if a little war gets in the way?
Big deal, war is normal, and without it we'll never grow as a species
>>8040442
Lilycovefag here, I heard that too. I also heard some dumbass went out to catch a few but got fucking swept and told to fuck off.
>>8040497
Couldn't have said it better myself.
>>8040497
Shut the fuck up.
>>8040510
I thought you hated humans, salt pile?
>>8040442
Man, that sounds kinda weird... I might go check it out!
>>8040497
Uh... I heard Unova almost burned down when they tried it.... Kinda sounds like a bad idea to me!
>>8040469
Got it, sir.
Should we, like, hunker down?
Or is this time to bail out, bro?
>>8040497
A little war? Sure, believe that if you will. I'm sure the rest of Unova will thank you when their country gets razed to the ground in the next World War.
>>8040428
Understood, sir.
Personally, I'm more interested in the contents of the parchments, if we have the equipment to read them without causing damage.
I'll have U3 in mind, as well.
>>8040497
Fuck off.
>>8040522
>implying i want to give control to humans.
you really are ignorant huh?
>>8040534
Hunker down for now. Remember the panic exit. It comes out close to an old warehouse that I took over for Plasma.
>>8040553
As am I. I'll look into them when we get them on the frigate. If it's "fuck you" in LinearB I'm burning Dewford down though.
>>8040559
...What?
Is everyone just not making sense today?
>>8040642
yeah humans are dumb and dont make sense you pea brain.
>>8040652
Ok salt pile. You wanna play Smash with me or nah?
>>8040524
Apparently, there are groups of trainers searching for the bunker.
Might join them. I sort of want to see if the rumors are true.
Especially the ones about the... Creature.
>>8040662
STOP.
IT ISN'T REAL
>>8040660
Like that video game? Ill have you know that i am the BEST
>cough cough
at being bad at video games.
>>8040510
At least someone agrees, a pokemon no less
>>8040522
I'm not exactly human... but proceed
>>8040524
>>8040549
Do what if unova falls? They were and still are a unless scap of earth and we all know that very well
>>8040556
How about no?
>>8040642
Does anything make sense anymore? That's why I Sir. G.M. shall purge this world of this non-sense, but I will not do it alone of course
>>8040549
I'll look to 'thank' him personally if he pulls that shit.
It's easy for people like that to downplay things from the comfort of a secluded mansion or bunker.
The rest of the world doesn't have that luxury.
>>8040677
I'll kick your butt dude. Get ready.
>>8040685
Yeah, okay. I'm in smashzone so bother me later.
>>8040674
How do you know?
With all the different stories going around...
>>8040662
Creature? What sort of creature? Like... A sci fi horror type thing?
>>8040674
Awwwwwww! I was getting excited too!
>>8040685
Yeah, but wars suck! I don't want to have to bring Nebby into that, not when there's so much stuff we haven't done yet!
>>8040549
OOOH that sounds like my kind of game.
>>8040685
I have my motives. War brings death. mostly to humans.
>>8040714
pfff I bet!
>>8040726
I've checked the place out. It isn't real.
>>8040728
Do yourself a favor and check out a real monster. I was going to say Lusamine but I think that's an insult to monsters.
>>8040685
How about yes? Your plots suck ass.
>>8040662
Let me ask you a question: I the rumors aren't true, are you willing to waste your time on a wild goose chase? And if they are true, are you willing to risk your neck charging a secure facility full of probably-strong Pokemon likely to fight their way out?
>>8040685
'Not exactly human'? I'm not surprised, you'd have to strangle every scrap of humanity in you to go through with this.
>>8040728
I can't exactly say...
The rumors are all over the place.
Some say it has tentacles, and is some sort of hybrid, others claim it's an eldritch horror or something from the distortion world.
>>8040757
And that's what seven different people said to me on the way there.
There has to be something there with all these rumors...
Really weird.