Hunger Games / Non-lewd roleplay threads
Game Master edition.
>whips out dick
That's what I think of your non-lewd.
>>8031849
Not even a sword? Come on!
>>8031849
The succubus enjoys her day off peacefully meanwhile the undead is protected from the unlikeliest of allies
>>8031877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbxm8As0508
Going off the board will not help your predicament.
>slowly begins fapping
>>8031887
Farewell Lenny, if that is what you wish I will not stop you.
>>8031892
>bites your dick off
>>8031893
I suppose one night of peace couldn't hurt.
You want me to skip peace or not?
>>8031909
Lets just drag it out so the game lasts longer
>>8031909
Skip the whole game
>>8031904
How shall the dragon help our serpentine friend? We shall soon see
>>8031915
Very well
WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!
>>8031931
This came as a shock to no-one maria
>>8031937
I'd rather not, mr confident man.
Is owain going to be a part of the games now, or was that a one time deal?
>>8031937
>>8031931
I'm busy hiding from sandstorms.
>>8031948
Alright, let me handle this, you idiots.
>>8031953
He's gonna come here and cuck you and it's all my fault.
>>8031948
>>8031929
I am afraid anon did not make it
>>8031970
Ainz you have been healed a lot, just how high are your Hit Points?
>>8031979
Must have grown tired of all that healing then.
>>8031970
Apparently I NEED it with this stupid appetite....
>>8031985
>>8031979
That ghost thought he was tough. Hah!
>>8031968
??????????
>>8031985
We will see if hosthelper makes it tomorrow morning.
>>8031990
The guy behind the Avafag is a nigger.
>>8031989
>Sprays with anti retard spray
>>8031999
>the scourge of erp is a nigger
>>8032006
skipping peace from now on
>>8032006
What, you think I can be bothered with a weakling like you?
>>8032016
Sorry~. Not really.
>>8032016
Weapon durability is perhaps the best game mechanic that exists
>>8032047
And our winner is
>>8032029
There we go, much better.
>>8032039
Hehe, good job, Meira-
>>8032047
OH COME ON.
>>8032052
Bullshit. Thanks anyways.
>>8032052
>>8032052
Congratulations
>>8032065
Thanks for hosting
>>8032065
Thanks for hosting Baron
If you say someones name 3 times, they will appear
>>8032082
Owain
Owain
Owain
>>8032082
Owain
Owain
Owain
>kissus everyone
I just got a new phone! AMA
>>8032151
Did you get a new phone?
>>8032151
New phone who dis
>>8032151
When did you get a new phone?
>steps on your Lightning McQueen light-up Sketchers
>>8032151
What phone
test
>>8032195
>hangs up
>calls back
Is this the Krusty Krab?
rika
What's everyone's beef with Owain? Seems like a cool dude to me.
>>8032211
He is cool. Only problem I've heard of is he brags a lot or something.
>>8032211
It's the result of ERP and HG mixing too much
People are judging him for things he did in ERP and are now bitching about it in HG
>>8032205
Heck of kiddo this is dirty Dan
>>8032230
No I'm dirty Dann you frick
Redpill me on every single avafag.
>>8032256
No, I'M Dirty Dan!
>>8032255
Everyone's pretty cool in their own, unique way.
>>8032266
>t. Red/Grimes
>>8032264
I say I'M Dirty Dan!
>>8032266
Some in more unique ways than others.
>>8032269
Who you callin' Pinhead?
>>8032269
Dirty Dan Ava when
>>8032278
Never. No one can do him justice.
>>8032278
Game full of Dirty Dans when?
>>8032292
I'm gonna get on it. I'm making a code right now.
>>8032302
I've never been so ready.
>>8032335
I agree
>>8032335
nice
>>8032335
I would.
Holy shit you're all fucking kawaii des af
>>8032437
no u
>>8032437
Eh?
>>8032457
Eh?
>>8032481
EHHH?
>>8032440
Love you too anon~
>>8032457
Eh
>>8032516
EHHHHHHHH
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH?
I want to typefuck Aussa
>>8032523
Do you need some mental help anon?
>>8032553
I'm sure if you paid them they'd let you.
>>8032554
As a matter of fact, yes.
>>8032557
Nah her brother would take it and cuck anon at the same time.
The Pinhead Larry games are up. The code is ready.
Charmer orgy when?
>>8032572
Better be faction games between Pinhead Larry and Dirty Dan
>>8032565
Don't we all anon... Dont we all.
>>8032567
Oh? This is the first I've heard of their brother.
Wanna fill me in anon?
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=xNfZxSd
Didn't have much material to work with. By the way, this code is missing a digit. Guess which one and where and the code is yours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x26RqQNHZNI
>>8032649
What kinda fresh heresy is this shit?
>>8032649
Freedom of expression was a mistake.
>>8032649
>>8032649
>my butthole is so dry
HAHAHAHAAH WHAT
>>8032594
His brother takes up all of their family's autismbux for himself.
>>8032707
How tf does he just take the money? Does he just walk in and raid their wallet or something?
>>8032768
He demands money and throws a property and person-damage-causing fit whenever he doesn't get it. Person in charge of the house can't say no and refuses to let people call the cops.
>I ate another can
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
>>8032773
Sounds like its their fault then. If you grow up getting what you want from throwing fits then you'll keep doing it.
If you go to throw a fit and get taken out back and flogged then you'll stop.
>>8032779
EAT MORE
LIVESTREAM IT
>>8032779
>I ate another can
>another can
>another
>>8032779
okay asgore
>>8032793
eeeehuhuhu
he said ass gore
eeeehhuhuhh
>>8032803
>yukine eats cans
somehow im not surprised
>>8032810
I was laughing at ass gore
eeeehhuhuhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AylF03lg-ss
>there are people on /trash/ that don't eat cans
disgusting
Cans are not for eating
Cans are for making towns out of
Who the fiddle would eat a can
>>8032841
I'd eat a can desu
>t. Anon
>>8032871
Kek
Brace yourselves, Owain is coming back.
>>8032877
T. Owain
>>8032104
>>8032139
"You called and I answer! The chosen hero Owain arrives!"
Post HG memes.
>>8032877
who?
>>8032891
ERP's biggest tryhard attention whore
>>8032882
You do realize you were only summoned so you could help kill HG?
>>8032894
But I'm already here anon...
>>8032882
>The chosen hero Owain
>the Owain memes have gotten so bad that he legitimately believes he's ERP's protagonist
>>8032890
Um... okay.
>>8032894
can't be any worse than Lolilover
>>8032922
Oh, he is. He's one shitstorm away from becoming ERP's Hoshi at this point.
>>8032882
You're dressing like an idiot.
>>8032928
>one
Look at this
>>8032934
C L A I M E D
>brands you, you are now part of Owain's stock
Owain did absolutely nothing wrong.
>>8032934
>Owain sputters for a moment before glaring at the strange woman.
I-I'll have you know this is custom made swordmaster armor! At least I can easily change my clothes, unlike your hair!
>>8032950
OH SHIT
OWAIN BRINGING THE BANTZ
My cock is literally bursting through my skirt!
>>8032950
Leave you fucking cancer
>>8032948
I wish this were true, then all the Owain shitposting on ERP would've died a long time ago
>>8032954
>both threads are dead
>telling the one person who is even trying to revive it at the moment to leave
Kill yourself you cancer cockmunch.
>>8032950
I can't believe "he"'d employ someone that makes a habit of play dress-up like a child.
...And do I look happy about my hair right now?
>>8032965
Stop encouraging Owain
Never more than now have I wished a bullet in my brain would end it all
Don't even know who Owain is but I love how much he triggers you spergs
>>8032965
A-As if you could possibly comprehend the lengths at which I went to craft such immaculate battle gear!
Well it makes...
>Owain vaguely gestures to her face
That more bearable to look at.
How badly do we need a host? Enough for me to do it?
>>8032986
Just take a look around.
>>8032976
It's time for ERP lore
Owain is this guy who came into ERP so he could treat it like his own personal hentai visual novel. He bragged all the time about his sessions and hitting word limits and it started setting people off the wrong way. Eventually he caused the more popular members of ERP to quit the Discord over him because he insisted on turning it into his own personal circlejerk. Over the months he keeps pissing people off with his "it's all about me" attitude and his refusal to develop any self awareness that maybe triggering the threads is a bad idea. Now here we are, ERP has become nothing more than a shitstorm over Owain that's chased away most of the avatars so Owain is here to repeat history in HG.
>>8032986
Considering i needed to host, yes it is that bad.
>>8032971
Do you accept axes?
>>8032969
Who?
>>8032984
I've never before heard of a mage that forges their own armor and weapons. Ridiculous, even for you.
And I'm certain all parties involved prefer it it's natural color.
>>8032986
Yes.
>>8033006
>Who?
Owain. I get that you're forced to interact with him because he's a Fire Emblem character but you're only inviting his brand of cancer to HG
>>8032993
>Internally screaming
>And externally screaming
>And greentext screaming
>AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>8033006
Just...just do it. Make it stop.
>Wanda slouches forward and sobs as she draws an 'X' on her head in marker
The General consensus says yes. I shall take 24 of you in that case.
>No dupes. No swaps. General shit still applies. I'm slow.
>>8033027
Professor James Moriarty
>>8033027
Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell
>>8033027
Misuzu
>>8033027
Sticky Fingaz
>>8033006
This is merely to test my limits! If I was to fight on equal footing with everyone else my aching blood would rend this world asunder!
>Owain leans closer, letting out a a quiet hum.
Now that I have observed it more closely, I believe I like this hair color quite a bit!
>>8033027
Propeller Knight
>>8033027
Tony Abbott
>>8033027
Eggman-kun
>>8033027
James Storm
>>8033027
Tony Blair
>>8032912
>What is IC
>>8033027
Owain
>>8033027
Reigen Arataka
>>8033057
>literally just rping and entering games
>behave yourself
???
>>8033027
Little Toy Robot
>>8033064
NO FUCK OFF
WHY CAN'T YOU REALIZE THAT YOU RUIN EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH
>>8033027
Malcolm McDowell
>>8033027
Neopolitan
>>8033027
Prodigal Explorer
>>8033027
Hiita
>>8033044
Never before have I heard you sound more full of yourself than now.
>Beruka's perpetual scowl deepens. For someone as unused to emoting she looks dangerously close to 'angry' right now.
I don't. Do you realize how difficult this makes my duties?
>>8033027
Neon Pink Beruka
>>8033027
Winslow
>>8033027
Broken Matthew Hardy
>>8033027
Hanbei
>>8033027
Smug ghost
>>8033027
Phil Kessel
>>8033027
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>8033027
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8033106
>cums on
>>8033079
>Owain waves his hand dismissively, completely unaware of the growing anger of the smaller. Condescendingly patting her on the head he lets out a hearty chuckle.
I merely stopped lying about the great and terrible power that dwells within me!
I also don't see how something as frivolous as pink hair could do any harm.
>>8033109
>OBLIGATORY COMMENT ABOUT REEEE MUH OWAIN
>>8033027
Sliver Queen
>>8033027
Lord Beerus
>>8033112
GOD HE FUCKING RUINS EVERYTHING
ALL HE DOES IS ENTER GAMES AND RP WITH OTHER AVATARS
FUCK HE JUST PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH!!!!!
>>8033027
Maria and Harusame
>>8033123
Finally! Someone gets it! Let's fuck.
>>8033127
Only if we get to fuck over Owain's corpse so I can maintain a throbbing hateboner.
>>8033109
The prince needs to knock sense in to you before someone else does.
>Her eye twitches, and a fist clenches.
Have you tried being stealthy when you're brighter and harder to ignore than a beam of light shining in your face?
https://strawpoll.com/7g7ee9z
>>8033142
That's pretty hardcore. I can dig it.
>>8033164
>>8033146
Ha! I would like to see someone try. For the greater good I shall hold back my awesome power to give them a fighting chance!
>Owain stares at her hair for a moment before raising his finger, a genius idea to rival all others blooming in the fertile garden of his mind!
Wear a hat!
>>8033164
Depends, how much brain power are you willing to use?
>>8033166
>Polishes Ultron's armor plating and gives him some Denny's
>>8033167
I could do it myself.
...Headgear proves distracting to the user and impedes the senses. I'd sooner cut my hair off.
Here's where you all stand. We shall begin shortly after a small restroom break.
>>8033175
You're one of the good ones. Don't come to hg tomorrow.
>>8033186
Ah! Magnificent! To share a district with such a wizened veteran. Why, I'm honored!
>>8033186
I'm ready to fight for the honor of the Zora race!
>>8033186
Eeeeh, I'm not feeling it. Give it there.
>>8033092
>>8033114
>>8033186
Let's go my human companion! We shall reign victorious over the rest and once we reign victorious, I'll offer you a spot in my new world! You can be the advisor to my throne as we bring the darkest flame of hell to these plains!
>Satania strikes a pose, her right held in front of her left cheek, laughing as she gives a last glance over the others.
>>8033184
>A bead of sweat drips down the side of Owain's face at her words, stepping back a few steps.
T-There will be no need for such brash actions! We are comrades, are we not? It was all merely in jest.
>Owain places his finger to his chin before snapping his fingers.
I got it! You can just rush whoever you are sneaking behind and beat them up!
>>8033186
Mystletain thirsts for the blood of the impure! Prepare yourselves!
>>8033151
>all these Yeses are people from ERP hoping Owain will go away
>>8033186
>Neo calmly shrugs, looking over to her district partner.
>Her eyes widen as her lips pull back into a large grin.
>>8033215
They took Bolin from us for the most part, we pretty much owe them one.
>>8033208
>I said at the beginning no swaps.
We begin.
>>8033211
There's no such thing as 'comrades' here. And I don't take jokes well.
...Brute force isn't as reliable, either.
>>8033186
In and out in no time! This should be easy.
>>8033215
I like him so far, desu
>>8033215
whatever helps you sleep at night
>>8033230
Ah, shoot, I didn't read. Sorry about that.
>>8033234
Just wait until he gets into your Discord
>>8033230
Don't worry! I will rescue you!
>>8033230
This...Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna pass for a little girl... Back to the drawing board, then. Come on, Ez...what were you thinking?
>>8033230
Threat removed!
>>8033230
Good luck, my rotund, silent compatriot! I'm flying away because of love, I assure you!
>>8033231
>>8033230
Ha! I suppose you are right. Every man,woman and pink haired spy for themselves. I hope everyone is prepared to feel the awesome might of the illustrious Owain!
>Owain runs off towards the castle, where a struggle is heard and he is promptly murdered.
>>8033230
Day 1.
Apologies for the lack of commentary on my part, I have not slept in a fair amount of time.
>>8033241
I don't really care about Discord