HG thread.
329th Express Games!
>>8023881
Willow
>>8023881
Lady Bomber
Sora
>>8023881
Ya Boi Guzma
Tapris taking out the trash
Catty & Bratty
Len
Zebra Finches
Jules Winnfield
Cirno
>>8023881
Asuka Shikinami Langley
>>8023881
Comrade Soviet
>>8023881
Muffet
>>8023863 (Willow)
Dull? Dearie, how on earth was any of that dull?
Maggie Lacivi
>>8023881
Kurumi and Albrecht
The Player
Fish
Quetzalcoatl
Mizore Shirayuki
Pantsu
>>8023915
No flair, no new words, no nothing, not it really hits deep, and no fire.
>>8023881
Final Boss Tyrone
GO1
>>8023881
Shōta Magatsuchi
Tomoe
Cat in the ass
Hanma Baki
Hey-O! What's up everyone?
Araragi
Bad
Dirty fucking lesbian
>>8023831
I was considering Bruce Wizard, but I don't know if I would enjoy it yet.
Ash Crimson
Chika Takami
Rubick
>>8023471 (Kaito)
Had to step away for a minute, phone call!
Haru
>>8023881
Sliver Queen
Vulpes Inculta
>>8023853
Oh, I've already won... I think two games now? I'm just annoyed because I should have seen that coming... But thank you.
>She smiles brightly.
>>8023862
... I can't really do anything about them, now can I? Besides... What if I don't want to? Normally people aren't that rude.
>>8023869
I've been around for I think... 2 weeks now? But it's a pleasure to meet you.
>>8023959
ily
>>8023831
>still watching the anime
>>8023831
>Gregg, NITW (Need to put the folder together)
>RAWK HAWK (Need more images)
Lottie Person
Serval
>>8023929
I don't understand, dearie; do you WANT for me to berate you as harshly as possible?
>>8023986
>NITW and Paper Mario: TTYD
>Hello my long-lost brother.
Lord Enel
>>8023942
Hi Baki! Good to see you
Tiny snek
>>8023972
O-Oh, no problem!
>He smiles back while bashfully rubbing the back of his head
Also... I don't think I've even won that much in the whole year of matches I've done.
>>8023972
Good, I hope those two weeks have been treating you well. Harsh place here, you do one slip up and thread will be at you like a bunch of angry, drunk bears.
Here it is, take a look.
>>8023997
Hit me up, I'm as bored as a unplayed fiddle.
>>8024018
Burn it all down.
>>8024018
I want tap-chan to take out my trash
Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell
>>8024018
Hand over my spot to the snake >>8024000
>>8024011
>It's Mordecai.
>>8024005
Oh jesus fuck you insufferable piece of shit. Don't drag a newfag into your vicious cycle of self-hate, pity and deprecation, you fucking retard.
>>8024018
>>8024018
A-okay, let's get this thing on the road!
>>8024018
>she puts her ear in front of the teddy bear for a moment
Albrecht says that he is ready
>>8023881
Kaito
>>8023862
Huh? No I.. What's happening exactly? I just like being my dumb happy self is all.
>>8023961
It's fine, stuff happens.
>>8024018
Start the Express Train! I am ready!
>>8024018
Time to rape those anons who touched the dragon loli
>>8023974
>>8024018
I will not disappoint you Anon! Because this time it's the chance that we're going to Shine
>>8024018
I'm ready to go!
>>8023881
Reigen Arataka
>>8024036
HAH. you got late, idiot
>>8024011
>No, that's Mordecai/Rover.
>>8024018
Shall we? Let's.
>>8024031
...I cannot say I've ever had anyone ask me to verbally abuse them, but I shall try my best.
>Muffet unleashes a harsh string of insults and swears, occasionally dipping into French for extra spice. She only stops when she is out of breath and red in the face.
...How was that, dearie?
>>8024005
>She nods slowly.
I dread the day that happens. I'd say here's to hoping I don't but...
>Ahri stares at the empty cup that was her drink before that anon came by.
>>8024004
>Ahri leans forward.
Determination, patience, and luck. That's what I held to. Just when I thought I was banging my head against a wall, figuratively and physically... It happened. Don't give up.
>>8024018
Only because no one else will do it.
>>8024045
>>8023927
>>8023999
Good to see you aswell, anon.
>>8024018
Look alive world, I'm gonna give it my all!
>>8024018
Put my man in
>>8024061
>>8024018
>>8023963
>>8024045
Swap me out for Kaito! I need to repay the favor!
>>8024041
>being THIS salty that he's harassing the ava you wanna fug
wew lad
>>8024078
>Soviet
>>8024061
When are you going to stop fishing for swaps, you fucking cancer
>>8024070
Please keep your spot, I wasn't paying attention.
>>8024065
>gives a slow clap to the spider-woman
If I cared about myself as much as I care about fire, I would be crying right now, good job.
How about just giving me six more?
>>8024094
Rin Hoshizora
>>8024094
Adakias and Pallis
>>8024094
Eggman-kun
>>8024094
Aussa
>>8023870
Man that is weird. An ice chick and a fire guy connecting...
Ha ha. You wasn't the first to make that joke. Nah, whatever you call the opposite of that. Stupid heat had to come back and get me sick.
>>8023879
Totally agree with you there. Flo like ice. I think that's how it goes. But ain't nothing wrong with trying sometimes. You get nice stuff for it.
>>8023972
Don't see why you would want to do anything to them. Wait, you was talking about the guys? Nothing wrong if you don't want to. Just saying it was me, they would find the arctic a tropical island. Gotta say you're one of the lucky ones. They can be just straight annoying sometimes.
>>8023942
>She loudly sneezes, her snot turning into small icicles.
You know. I could be worse.
>>8024045
I am just trying to see if I can get your head to blow up or something. It would be cool.
>>8024094
Mr. Bear
>>8024094
Skeleton Nigga
>>8024094
Stalker
>>8024094
B8
>>8024094
Gyro Zeppeli
>>8024094
Akko Kagari
>>8024103
But Cartman is based
>>8024094
Camilla
>>8024094
Late Accelerator
>>8024067
I doubt day will come anyway. With your looks and attitude, some will follow you and worship you like you are a goddess, so you are perfectly safe. You want a new drink comrade?
>>8024037
>>8024103
>Comparing an intelligent, manipulative, scheming and entertaining kid to a shitter
This really wewed my lads
>>8024086
cry me a fucking river fampai
>>8024122
Shhh, he's roleplaying.
Some people are still late, so do what you have to do.
>>8024091
You care about fire more than yourself? That's not holding yourself in high esteem at all! Are you alright, dearie?
>>8024142
I suppose now we shall begin. Ahuhuhu~!
>>8024067
>Sora suddenly stiffens up and looks away
Y-Yeah, I know, I know. Though I haven't really done good with the 'luck' part I think. I'm not gonna give up though!
>>8024142
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>8024139
Never, gotcha, stay cancer Squid
>>8024142
But...
Demon lady lost before! Change it back!
>>8024148
Oh you don't even know how much I adore the flames.
>>8024135
Cartman's also ignorant, lazy, entitled, underaged, and thinks the world revolves around him.
>>8024105
You mean a fever? How dreadful, I don't know I just find your cold attitude and cynicism endearing. Thats all.
>>8024142
>again.
>>8024048
>>8024154
>entering late = fishing for swaps
lmao my bruv
>>8024142
Why must I have a good heart?
>>8024118
>>8023927
>>8023971
>leaves a note on the table in caesars tent with your name on it
>>8024154
>squidfaggot ever caring about anything besides squidfaggot
>>8024105
I know, I know. But it ain't like... worth it, y'know? Could be smooth as butter, but you can always slip into a chasm.
>>8024142
Hurry it up, mortal. I will use the three minions that were given to me by your team forming to ensure that the deepest and darkest flames of hell will soar all over the mortal world.
>Satania strikes a pose, clenching her fist as the purple fire engulfs her. A smug grin appearing as she glances over all the humanoids she's facing
Soon enough they'll accept me as their rightful queen of hell!
>>8024142
>>8023898
>>8024177
Swap me out for her.
>>8024077
I should just not have entered..
>>8024101
Honestly I hate phone calls, I prefer in person dealings.
>>8024105
W-why would you want to do that? Jeez.. Everyone's so jerky lately.
>>8024142
Swap!
>>8024177
Guilt trip!
>>8024101
You bet friend, but I wouldn't say I'm living large just yet: There's a rouge samurai on the loose and I'm trying to knab into a fight.
>>8024105
>Baki smirks nervously at the sight of the icicles.
I can fetch you a tissue, my bag isn't to far from here.
>>8024163
wtf i love cartmaussa now
>>8024176
>entering 2 minutes after the roster has been posted
>not fishing for swaps
k
>>8024192
Are you going to do the thing where you ignore everyone and only circlejerk alone again?
>Doing swaps at all
>>8024192
I remember the time satania called people mortals every 5 seconds
>>8024210
t. Gabriel
>>8024105
...OH! You meant the men! I thought you meant...
>Ahri lets out a chortle as she places her hand to her chest.
I'm sorry.
>>8024132
They will? Oh... That might be a little bit much... Oh! Thank you, that would be lovely. Um.. I only have gold coins, I'm not sure if I can pay you back with those? If not, I can always get another myself.
>>8024149
I hope you don't give up. There are some mean contenders out there... I fought a man who, a game before, had taken out half of the other tributes. I believe in you.
>>8024223
The English is too coherent
I'm impressed by the turnout tonight. Good luck everyone.
>>8024210
Literally me
>>8024160
That's not the problem, dearie. It sounds as though you may care about fire more than your own personal well-being.
>>8024223
I was going to say that, but looks like someone has a good eye
>>8024235
Good luck everyone.
>>8024235
Food and water you can find. Toilet paper? Not as easy.
>>8024235
Oooooweeee! This is the kind of hardware I've been talking about!
>>8024209
>implying I didn't just see a new thread when I sat down and entered it seeing that the image count was pretty low
smdhtbh
kys Dr. Seuss
>>8024227
I will do first drink on the house. Rest cost one gold coin...
So, you want kompot, vodka, water, Russian beer?
>>8024235
Actually third thoughts. Oh well. Too late now.
>>8024177
Couldn't tell you. But what I do know, is that sort of thing is what gets you killed.
But, thanks anyway.
>>8024267
You sure must get up and sit down a lot, considering how often you swap beg like that.
>>8024269
No u XD
>>8024235
>Satania covers a little bag underneath her shirt and sneaks away from the cornucopia.
Th-This time nobody will ever get my lunch... neither a dog or any of them will even get near my riceballs or my melonbread.
>She lets out a sigh, looking around her after having fled to safety.
Finally!
>>8024235
More stuff to set ablaze.
>>8024239
If I could, I'd set myself on fire, but unfortunately I'm immune to the flames...
>>8024227
Y-You believe in me, huh? Thanks a lot! And don't worry, I fought against a thousand monsters at once before and beat 'em all. So I'm definitely strong enough to win, just gotta stay on my toes is all. Anyway, my name's Sora. What's yours?
>>8024155
Thanks, for one second i thought I didnt have any friends.
>>8024235
I'm just not feeling right today..
>>8024273
Oh. I wasn't planning alcohol. Water is fine.
>She sets a gold coin on the table, along with a wink.
>>8024235
Probably shouldn't be drinking these, but hey, trying new things out could work out for me.
>>8024267
So you saw a thread with over 50 images and still decided it was a good time to get your shitty tribute in?
>>8024235
Day one. a few Tributes are already unstable.
>>8024276
Maybe some good karma will come your way.
>>8024294
Yeah you're a cool dude. Should talk more t.bh
>>8024300
post a seductive kaito, please
>>8024281
Tell me when the last time I was late was if its such a common occurrence my dude
>>8024313
>He gone anyway
>>8024313
>
>>8024313
I've got an axe for all of you weirdos.
>>8024314
Will do.
>>8024313
Nice try, but not enough to take me out!
>>8024351
I meant me to you, but your initial interpretation is also probably true
>>8024326
You get called on it all the time but you couldn't care less.
>>8024313
Trying to make me your play thing eh!?
>She fires a missile at the weird spider creature.
You'll have to fight me for that!
>>8024292
You're immune to fire, dearie? How on earth...?
>>8024313
Everyone else, of course! Ahuhuhu~!
...But if we must, Bratty and Catty. They owe me quite the restitution from the amount of times they have stolen my pastries from behind my back. What better way to pay than with their lives!
>>8024313
I spare you for now, you might prove yourself some use after all!
>Satania takes a huge step over the tiny snake, a shiver being send along her body as she makes that fateful step.
That's right! You shall prove useful when I have to deal with the beasts of heaven, the white dogs that keep on pestering me... a-and taking my lunch...
>>8024164
Yeah, that word. Still ain't completely gone but I'll be right as snow in no time. You sure are a weirdo. Many people hate me for that.
>>8024185
The leap is always a scary one, ain't it? But taking it sometimes led me to good things. Sometimes being a key word.
>>8024200
Just to see if it's true. See it on tv a lot. Would be better to see it in real life, you know? I mean it's not like you die from it.
>>8024206
>Looking down, she taps the ice.
Yeah, tissue will definitely help in this situation.
>>8024227
So you were talking about your boobs the whole time. Whoops. Sorry bout that. Yeah, I wouldn't get rid of them. The guys, most definitely.
>>8024280
We both in anyway. But good luck out there.
>>8024313
>>8024340
Talk about a lucky break. Hope I didn't waste all of it just now. Wew.
>>8024303
Coming right up.
>grabs your cup and goes into kitchen to the sink with a filter attached to it and pours water into the cup. then goes to the freezer to drop a few ice cubes into the beverage and returns to your table with your glass
You're welcome. Keep coin, I told you first one was free.
>>8024363
wow it's almost like it doesn't fucking matter and you're complaining for the sake of complaining
>>8024317
kys Wiggins
>>8024365
Yes, it's a terrible curse.
>>8024378
Weren't me. 5 bucks says Martin
>>8024340
I'd like to know who taught that to Eggman.
>>8024231
Yup! I'm talking about none other than Miyamoto freaking Musashi. He's been murdering anyone who crosses shoulders with him, he's got a warrant and I'm afraid the cops can't do crap to put him down.
>>8024293
>Ahri extends her hand almost delicately towards him.
Ahri. Pleasure. You defeated a thousand monsters, all by yourself? I'm impressed. You should have no problems in there.
>Her tails swish vibrantly behind her in interest.
>>8024383
>ur out 5 bucks pal
>>8024384
You did not touch the dragon loli.
You will be spared.
>>8024363
>can't even tell me last time I was late
you can't even be obcessed correctly lmao
>>8024384
ignoreitignoreitignoreitignoreit
>>8024388
>rood
ftfm
>>8024384
>>8024393
And here I thought I gave a hell of a sermon.
>I will wire you the money in three weeks
>>8024384
W-What kind of magic is this? what if.. AAAAAAH! I MESSED UP!
>Also, "herself"
>>8024372
It just reminds me of an old friend...sort of. Say, did you just so happen to be staying out in the sun too long? Kinda like a vampire right?
>>8024198
Forgot to say thanks dude. If I win, I dedicating it to you. That;s what people do, right?
>>8024384
>She hears the revving from a mile away. Noting scares an ice fairy more than scary sounds.
Yeah, that doesn't sound good at all. A trash can anywhere?
>>8024379
A terrible curse? Dearie, that sounds like an upmost blessing! I'd never have to worry about perishing in flames ever again!
>>8024384
You shall buy pastries from me and only me, dearie.
>>8024415
>not blackknighting you
lmao
>>8024384
I dont feel like it.
>>8024362
Feel free to do it whenever you like,Im not the most talkative person but still.
>>8024384
Y-You're saying it all wrong... I-I'm the queen of hell, the one that will conquer the mortal plains and will cast upon the cataclysm! I-It's not just a "she" or a high-school girl... g-get that right or you'll be one of the first in my conquest!
>>8024415
stay salty, anonymous shitposter
>>8024372
Hear that loud and clear. Though, maybe it's just my luck.
>>8024384
...Shoot.
>>8024384
Day two.
>>8024428
It means I'll never be truly pretty.
>>8024388
>Rude
I'm not acting rude you fucking faggot.
I hope someone will put pineapple on your pizza
>>8024432
I remember the part where satania said mortal every 5 seconds
>>8024411
>One week.
>Also I can't RP right now, sorry.
>>8024440
...This is some fucked up ironic bullshit right here
>>8024440
Well shit.
>>8024440
>Catty and Bratty survive an 8 year fight and battling a giant worm but get the cliff death
>>8024440
Oh! Teach me how to do that!
I wanna pump Satania full iof lead!
>>8024440
Yeah right, you don't have him.
>>8024375
>Ahri blinks, having not expected such a thing.
I.. oh.. Thank you.
>She takes the cup happily, a smile of surprise on her face as she takes a drink.
>The kitsune does not regard the coin, possibly planning for another drink later.
>>8024372
Only some of them. A lot of the men here are alright. I like them.
>>8024459
You cut a hard deal but I'll be damned if it isn't fair. Also it was just a conveniently timed event anyways. Catch you later
>>8024390
>Sora reluctantly takes her hand in his and shakes it
Nice to meet you too, Ahri. And yeah, I shouldn't have any problems, but I keep goofing around for some reason and get beat.
>>8024424
No problem, Mizore! And don't worry about dedicating it to me or anything, just go out there and do your best!
>>8024482
>Cya.
>>8024440
Sigh..Grab the fishing bait while I grab the gear.
>>8024313
...
>He looks terrified.
This.. This is just a dream right..?
>He waits around for a couple of hours, then starts crying.
>>8024231
>Sorry, I missed this.
I just don't like them because you're just talking to a stranger most of the time.. Well at least for me.
>>8024317
Uhh.. Nah, there's no one around I want to seduce.
>>8024372
I would definitely be out of commission for a while because of it though.. That literally my head exploding.
>>8024384
First I wake up alone now I'm in jail..
>>8024440
Huh.. I felt kinda weird during that fight.. It was kinda creepy.
>>8024450
>50/50 odds you're the one who said kys
:3c
also it was a joke i meant to spell it the joke way orz
>>8024372
Mizore? You're going to need more then just a tissue to clean that off your face, thankfully I've kept a spare rag with me just in case.
>He whips out a rag from his left-pocket and tosses it to Mizore.
>>8024478
Night two.
>>8024499
Fish! My favorite. You are now forgiven.
>>8024493
>:3c
Y-You monster, I know your true intentions… Get away from me!
>>8024445
Dearie, you look quite fine as-is.
>>8024474
>Catty and Bratty was your filler.
>Stop making me like you more and more.
>>8024499
It's somewhat hard to aim when you're shaking out of pure fear. Ahuhuhu~...
>>8024461
>I got a chuckle out of it.
>>8024499
Sorry Haru! No hard feelings right?
>>8024513
>gets closer
>>8024515
Oh what the heck do you know about beauty?
>>8024440
>Satanichia tries to run away from the crossfire, seeking shelter underneath a table, yet getting hit a few times. Poking her wounds a few words leave her before she passes out.
Wh-What?! How could I be defeated by normal lead? The lead should've burned once it even gets near me! I-It must've been that this weaponry came from heaven itself... b-but how did you get a hold of it...?
>>8024483
>The kitsune nods with a short laugh.
I know your pain... I end up doing the same thing. I can't tell you the number of games I lost right away in because I was having too much fun, and not paying attention.
>>8024440
>Tossing the machine gun behind her, the King of Bombers form a black bomb in her right hand, throwing it at the two.
Sayonara, you jokers! This why you don't mess with a king!
>It explodes, as she turns her back to it.
>>8024499
>Kicks the mail straight off the cliff side.
....Not worth reading all the way through.
>>8024499
Day three.
>>8024440
Ain't my business. Not even supposed to be here.
>>8024499
Eat up guys. Put a lot of effort into catching them. You have to cook it yourself though.
>>8024538
...these are all rude.
>>8024520
Well that's probably because it's just odd hearing a voice without a face.
>>8024538
I hope I'm still alive by the time I get this..
>>8024538
>She wrestles with clothing for a good thirty minutes. It was an intense fight looking even on both sides until...
Wait, what am I doing? You're just panties! You can't hurt me.
>>8024518
>He starts to look pretty uncomfortable
N-No… S-Stop, you weirdo.
>>8024529
Right? There's so many people from so many different worlds here, I kinda just want to get to know them all better instead of fighting, even though fighting's the whole reason I come here. I just gotta focus more.
>>8024538
AGHHH!
>>8024522
Pardon?
>>8024575
>nuzzles your neck
>notices bulge
OwO
>>8024565
Night three.
>>8024568
Also the mystery of who is going to pick up the phone, if you're making the call.
Working 8 months at a call center kind of cured me of it though
>>8024584
A human differs from a spider, I might look fine to a spider, but I assure you that I'm not even close to fine to a human.
>>8024590
A-Ahhh… Pl-Please, stop it… I beg you.
>>8024600
Easy like Sunday morning!
>>8024418
Other than your girlfriend, I didn't think you had any friends. You're sorta an enigma in pretty much everything. It was probably that and the fact I didn't have any lollipop. I got too comfortable.
>>8024438
Luck's a super real thing as well. Don;t know why people dismiss it. If only you can make it happen more like if you want to get stronger. Would make life easier.
>>8024480
Like I said, you been real lucky with them. You get pets and tail massages. I get gropes and kisses.
>>8024483
My best, eh? Guess I can try for once. Going for the gold now.
>>8024492
So it has happened before? So tell me. Was it awesome?
>>8024497
>She misses the rag at first, having to grab it on the ground. She then rips the pair out of her nose with it, clinking the two icicles together.
Thanks Baki. Look, chopsticks!
>>8024535
>...They were right about me needing some sleep.
>>8024538
>Suddenly, the words of Great Bomber ring inside of Lady's head.
>"Do not act with rashness, Third King of Bombers. Playing it safe shall lead you to greater pastures."
Huh... guess i'll take his advice now of all places.
>>8024600
N-No! This can't be happening!?
>>8024480
Da, da. Was only doing a nice thing. If you want a good soft drink, try kompot. It is like a fruit juice packed with a half ton of sugar in each cup, and give you such a huge sugar rush you can jump across universe.
So I ate an entire packet of Fisherman's Friends.
The packet said that excessive consumption may produce a laxative effect.
My stomach is grumbling.
>>8024600
>>8024600
Bullseye.
>>8024600
Oh come on. It will make a nice gift for mom at least.
>>8024600
Day four.
>>8024579
>Leaning back, Ahri drew her tails back around herself.
I was, and still am, the same way. Every new face is intriguing to me. A good way to get to know them is by fighting them first.
>>8024645
Fuck. I'll get you next time you cunt.
>>8024520
The guy toke multiple stun-guns to the face and outsped a firehose only slice to slice the armored vehicle in half.
If that doesn't say enough that he could dodge bullets, then I don't know anymore.
>>8024645
I dare you.
>>8024624
I'm not really dismissing it, just don't want to rely on it. And totally, it would make my life tons easier.
>>8024624
Wait a minute...you're telling me that you need a lolipop to saty cool? No pun intended but...That's kinda another word for pacifier. And I'm not completely friendless! I'm just careful who I choose, I coud count them all with one hand!
>>8024600
>Sweet, dulcet singing can be heard in the vicinity.
>>8024613
Have you ever asked a fellow human, dearie?
>>8024645
There's room on this horse for two, cutie.
>>8024636
*BRRRRRRRRAAAAPPPP*
>>8024624
Please.... don't.
>There's a visible disgusted look on his face.
I miss ___.
>>8024664
Night four.
>>8024690
when shitposters were good
>>8024690
dad
>>8024694
Goodnight.
>>8024600
Well alright, suit yourself I guess.
>>8024602
That sounds like a terrible job to me.. They'd act like I was some kind of automated message..
>>8024624
I couldn't really tell you, my eyes exploded with my head.
>>8024645
I can't lie, these panties don't have a lot to offer.
>>8024694
Oh.. But I don't really need this for anything.
>>8024708
>pats the Tyrone
Son, you're a young black man growing up in the projects. Your life expectancy is maybe 35 years tops so don't waste it worrying about the past.
ayy
>>8024645
>She doesn't move an inch as it flies past her.
Weak!
>>8024694
Yeah, this won't go wrong at all. If he starts murdering any of you, scream as loud as you can. I need to sleep.
>>8024694
Day five.
>>8024661
Sounds like they'd bounce off even if he ran into them, Christ. He probably breaks a glass he's trying to drink from by accident at least half the time, from squeezing slightly too hard.
>>8024624
We need to find a way to get you a nice pair of ears and a tail then... Or maybe if I stick close to you, I can steal their attention away...
>She paused to allow her tails to fan out before curling back up behind her back.
>>8024635
I'd like to try it, but that sounds dangerous... Do humans drink this all the time?
>>8024690
When I was a naive newfag.
>>8024735
Fuck it's resident evil all over again.
>>8024719
Well it was tech support, but yeah they did go through some number of automated recordings before reaching me, so given your particular voice, yeah they'd think that. It'd be a crazy impressive recording system though, all able to understand English perfectly
>>8024749
We tried to warn you.
>>8024694
Fils de pute!
>>8024696
Then perhaps you should instead of putting yourself down like this. If I may speak from personal experience, I may be a monster myself, but I've had my share of suitors. You are quite fine, dearie!
>>8024735
Too easy.
Oh wow, it's really nice in here today! I'm glad you're all having such a wonderful time!
>>8024765
Night five.
>>8024772
>Puts the razor down
Maybe there is hope in the world
>>8024781
Fuck you too then.
>>8024781
Seems like someone doesn`t like me at all, not like I care.
>Excuse any long replies, it seems my Wi-Fi caught the Flu
>>8024646
Speaking of getting to know people... What are you, Ahri? Are you like, half fox, half human or something?
>He looks at her tails with obvious intrigue and curiosity.
>>8024769
Oh boy, look at how much I care. I just want fire on me.
>>8024746
In Eastern Europe yes. My grandmother used to make me dozens these when I was a kid. I can craft them since I memorized her basic plans of it.
>>8024783
Don't let me get in the way of what you have already set out to do.
>>8024781
I have to return this!
B-But to whom?
>>8024810
>whom
It's whomst'd've
>>8024781
Day six.
>>8024676
Makes sense. Hey, what do you do anyway. I mean, you're pretty much me but you don't look like you go to school.
>>8024677
It's a very special one. You can't get it anywhere else, you know. Tastes good too so whatever. Call it what you like. Talk about picky. Even I have a more than that.
>>8024689
What's wrong Baki? Looking a little green there. Almost like these chopsticks.
>>8024719
Oh man. You got a video for that? Would really like to see it. It also would get me to stop making you blow up.
>>8024746
I honestly would like it if people stops touching me at all. Had some pretty bad experiences the past few years. But that could work. Take all my gropes and kisses whenever we're together.
>>8024772
Pretty lively in here, ain't it? Strange that I don't totally hate it.
>>8024810
Show me your puffy labia dammit
>>8024799
>Ahri rests her chin in her hand.
I'm a Kitsune. If that helps explain it?
>>8024801
>She looks more curious, but also a little more concerned.
Once I'm done with my water, Sure. I'd like one.
>Ahri takes the time to down about half the cup before she's forced to stop, because breathing is a good idea.
>>8024828
Time to die Loli touchers.
>>8024828
> ten minutes after drinking a decent amount of that water.
>>8024827
I-I'm from Lichtenstein.
>>8024828
>>8024781
Really, dearie? Clones? I did not...anticipate that...ahuhuhu~...
>>8024800
But you don't need to be engulfed in flames, dearie!
>>8024827
>>8024735
Mizore and the other guys sounds pretty nice to me.
>>8024781
>She puts a hand to her head after all was clear.
Owwwww. You coulda said no to the band name, you know!
>>8024735
My own weapon..? Oh! He took my crossbow I ordered!
>>8024767
I wouldn't want to do that job though.. It sounds terrible, but I'm not just some answering machine.
>>8024837
Why would I have a video of it..? But please don't try to blow up my head anymore.
>spend two hours writing events
>look back and check to see how many events I've written
>only one
oh
>>8024828
Fire, ice, lighting. We make one heck of a team.
>>8024857
But I wanna be engulfed up in flames.
>>8024837
>Ahri folds her arms.
I'm really sorry that's happened. I'll do what I can to help.
>>8024848
Night six.
>>8024828
>dies from water poisoning
>>8024851
>coughing from the pain and poison
B-but... I.. like M-MILFs... ugh...
>>8024847
I forgot to ask, what is your name an why you have cat parts?
>>8024856
K
Oh I'm sure a non suspicious person like you is very pleased about this place packed full of strangers.
>>8024837
Why would I need a bunch of friends for? Id rather have a small amount I could know well then a bunch of yes men following me because of my wealth or looks.
>>8024772
Wow.
Is that sarcasm or does someone finally have something nice to say?
>>8024893
>>8024884
I was doing so good too. That was so not cool, Ash.
>>8024884
Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart
>>8024886
Don't touch the child!
>>8024772
>>8024901
That top part was for you...
>>8024837
Not that you hating or liking it has anything to do with it. What happens in life happens regardless of your feelings. Life isn't all that easy.
>>8024893
>makes eye contact with cat
...
I don't know who you think you're flexing at bro but believe me when I say you don't want none of this.
>flexes at you harder
>>8024847
A... Kitsune? Where have I heard... Oh yeah! Isn't that a fox demon? That's so cool!
>Sora beams at the new discovery he's made today.
>>8024917
I won't. I can shoot them though right?
>>8024875
>It doesn't just say "The"
smhtbhwyfam
>>8024884
Day seven.
>>8024922
>>8024910
I've always got something nice to say. You're just never around to hear it.
>>8024901
>>8024918
I'm sorry, what was that? I couldn't quite hear you.
>>8024893
>>8024882
You're aware it would be excruciatingly painful, right, dearie?
>>8024804
Do I have to do it?
>>8024872
It was an odd sort of terrible. It was mainly that we exclusively were helping hair stylists with their new cash register software and the associated peripherals when they weren't working right, and hair stylists ain't the most computer literate bunch in the world.
>>8024963
No pain, no gain, am I right?
>Willow
>>8024950
Woah you're pretty shredded bro.
>continues flexing
I thought you were one of these normie pussies at first. We should out sometime, hit some iron, pound the protein, maybe do some gay stuff. Ya know.