ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite dragon type

>>8013888
me

>>8013898
me

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>>8013836
Buddy.
Look up a deviljho.
Then reconsider your life choices.
>Morphine get

>>8013869
So uh, you want this?
Or are you gonna be alright?

>>8013916
me

>>8013923
>kiss

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>>8013923
But that's just it, the only choice I made was to go for a walk that morning. Life decided it was my turn to get fucked in the ass! Who the hell even wears a chicken mask in their own house? Not a sane man, that's for sure!

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>>8013923
uuugh
no grab me some asprin
that shit'll stop my breathing
>>8013947
who doesnt wear a chicken mask these days?
>roll to sit up

me

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>>8013947
Stop talking.

>>8013939
>Bitchslap
>May include big meaty claws

>>8013974
..Sabi your arms off.
Aspirin isn't even that good.
Okay uh, new options.
Demerol or Ibuprofen.
>Stash morphine
Also, not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure you should just lay down for a while.

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>>8014000
ibuprofen please
we should fuck off before someone arrests us for sacking a hospital
>roll to hop off the table and not fall

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>>8013974
I must have missed the memo, what a shame!
>>8014000
What are you gonna do, stab me? In a hospital none the less, you have truly proven your might! I quake in my boots.. Well. Scales.

streambro rocks

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>>8014074
Yes.
Yes I am.
>Threaten with the big meaty claws I just shredded another idiot with

>>8014050
dude what did i just.
>Groan
Okay.
Ibu it is then.
Also everyone's a pokemon apparently so, we're good.
>Go back to the back and get someee..500mg Ibuprofen.
>Return with the goods and hand them over.

Being a feraligatr is kinda neat, though for some reason it has made mine act extremely dominant
Like he has been almost aggressively lewd
Though I will say, Feraligatr on Feraligatr Frotting, better than doing it with my Feraligatr when I was a human, I will kinda miss it when this wears off

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>>8014074
youd really hit an unarmed lady
come on dude
hahaha
>>8014094
>down that shit
wooo
are we taking axface with us
i kinda like him
>>8014101
dude is this normal?

>>8014109
you sound like gladi

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>>8014109
..I would rather not.
Also careful with how much you take, that shit'll give you stomach ulcers if you have too much.

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>>8014122
(..... what? Are you high dude, they don't talk the same at all.)
>>8014094
Well then. Have fun being a mopey downer by yourself.
>>8014109
... if your blade was on the other arm does that mean... The point was taken?

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>>8014122
(You got me.)
>>8014125
Can't hear you over my Ibuprofen party, bugboy.
What's the plan?
>>8014159
Pff, I like you. You wanna join the "I hate myself and I wanna die" party?

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>>8014159
>Stare at the motherfucker
I will gladly go find another of those monstrosities and feed you to it.

>>8014173
..Ibuprofen doesn't...okay.
Plan for what?

>>8014109
If you are talking about the lewd, it is normal for us mostly
But since this wish Feraligatr has been like wanting constant lewd with no cooldown period and even has gotten a little forceful
Though it is... fun plus its kinda cute how he has been petting me and acting like he is the trainer now

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>>8014188
Good luck not getting eaten yourself, you made it sound like you had a very hard time with that
>>8014173
If you can keep stab happy mc grump from killing me in my sleep, sure.

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>>8014093
Thanks...?

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>>8014188
Not getting jailed for robbing a pokemon center.
>>8014200
I mean whatever makes you happy. Sorry for the slow response one of my arms is missing.
Just, like, be careful I guess.
>>8014215
Awesome. We'll get on the shirts.
>Roll to not trip going to the door.

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>>8014233
.... that's just peachy. She passed out.
>Roll to see if he can pick Sabi up

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>>8014215
..I climbed into its throat and slaughtered it from inside.

>>8014233
..That's not going to happen?
Especially since everything I took is still on the counter.
Sans the Ibuprofen.

Please tell me we aren't actually bringing hi-
>Sabi has passed out.
mmm....
>Pick her up

>>8014249
Back off.

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>>8014261
Yes, I get it, you're a bad ass. Color me impressed!
Ooo, touchy. Well excuse me for trying to help your girlfriend, senior bug.

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>>8014278
>Buggeur: Snap.
LISTEN YOU EDGY LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT.
I HAVE GONE THROUGH ENOUGH BULLSHIT, I DO NOT NEED YOUR ASS BITCHING ABOUT EVERYTHING AND BEING A LITTLE COCKMONGLING PRICK.
...
..
.
>Clear throat
Now then.
Bye.
>Carry saab somewhere that isn't here.

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Gee, it sure is boring around here.

a u t i s m
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>>8016241
you mom is autism

>>8016241
what of it fuccboi?

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>Flaps around the ship, making things otter friendly.