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ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite region? I

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ITT: Pokemon are real.

What's your favorite region?

Info: http://pastebin.com/dy3GD8Me
Characters: http://pastebin.com/wVFqcLZh
Recap: http://pastebin.com/smet7PBJ

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>>8007516
kanto
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>>8007516
Sinnoh is all I have seen so far.
It is nicer than Orre, though.

>>8007106
>Leads him to the captain's quarters
>The contents of the safe lie where they were before
I haven't looked at them yet. Was too busy looking for you...
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>>8007438
>>8007464
You both owe me.
Do tell where you live, Calem. I can't collect my earnings otherwise.
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>>8007516
Not sinnoh.
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>>8007456
well dude
are you having fun
>>8007516
aloha best region
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>>8007601
....
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>>8007373
Garden? What kinda flowers?
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>>8007606
awww come on dude
upload a pic
you got my curiosity going
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I just realized we're all naked.
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>>8007516
Can I say Unova?
>>8007561
I'll be with you in a moment Serena is yelli g about wanting to cleanse Kalos.
Calem
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>Sandslash poofs back to normal

>>8007516
I'm going to agree with Yanmega, from what I've seen of it I think I prefer Sinnoh to Orre.
Hoenn seems pretty nice too.

>>8007559
>if I remember correctly, it was a bunch of letters, broken glass and a Zigzagoon skeleton with a captain's hat
...How did I not notice any of this when we cracked the safe open?
I know I dived to try and protect you from shrapnel but after that I don't remember anything, did I hit my head or fall asleep or something?

>>8007570
What's wrong with Sinnoh?
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>>8007638
'Chu get used to it, bro.
It's not like being human where, like, everything's in plain view.
So just... like... chill.
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>>8007638
... yes? A lot of us ripped our clothes, but you should be fine.
........ you should probably remain seated, unless you are alright with "flashing" people.
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>>8007638
Yes.
We are.
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>>8007629
........
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>>8007653
Besides everything?
It's too cold, it almost never stops snowing up north, and the only place rivaling the amount of horseshit going on is unova.
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>>8007702
hahaha dude thats cute
kinda thought you would be a y zard
like that other you
tried flying yet?
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>>8007653
...
Good question, actually.
>Picks up one of the letters
>It is tightly sealed shut, by aging adhesive
...
How do we open these?
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>>8007685
Forgot, bro. Different bodies, different level of, like... exposure.
Mudkip bro should still be fine, though.
>>8007721
Bro, like, Johto had their water go sick on them and Alola, well... Aether, 'nuff said.
Sinnoh's not top two for Tauros shit. Maybe top four, like, at worst.
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>>8007676
Well i feel....

>>8007695
exposed.

>>8007685
I might do just that.
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>>8007727
!
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>>8007754
You can use me as a seat anytime~
Though I might "slip" inside.
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>>8007807
ditto are for hug
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>>8007516
Sinnoh

>>8007559
>>8007601
>>8007653
Great taste

>>8007570
No comment
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>>8007721
Well...I thought it was cool when I was there.
You ever been to Sunnyshore?
That place was nice, I lived there for a bit before I met Yanmega.

>>8007728
Want me to try cutting them open?
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>>8007750
Do you not recall the nuclear events in Sinnoh? However, I will agree that Sinnoh is relatively calm at the moment.
>>8007754
Hmm.... Maybe wrapping yourself up in a blanket or your old clothes will help?
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>>8007305
He had far more time fine tuning his telekinesis.

>>8007373
You tell me.
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>>8007848
F U R R Y
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>>8007844
...
Be careful...
These could be really valuable.
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>>8007802
duuude youre fun to tease
get all flustered and shit
its adorable
but like
gotta try flying before this is up man
id try to show you but like
bawk bawk motherfucker
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>>8007848
L U C Y
U
C
Y
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>>8007807
slip into what?

Sitting on a small pokemon sounds like it would hurt.

>>8007847
I think I will do that also...
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>>8007847
I know he remembers, he was unnervingly close to the site. That said, Ray's probably not counting it for some weird people-getting-brainscrewed reason.
>>8007848
Dude.
>Uncontrollable laughter
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>>8007750
Godzilla and nuclear nonsense.
Sinnoh hasn't been glassed for a while, so it's probably due for something to happen soon.

>>8007844
Sunnyshore is okay, but it's down by the coast, so, yeah.
Also, godzilla.
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>>8007874
>>8007903
I should have just stayed inside my room until it all blew over
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>>8007848
Hey lucy, you cunt how's life treating you?
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>>8007944
>(FUG)
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>>8007928
Your a small pokemon yourself.
It all balances out.
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>>8007886
Sandslash tries to carefully cut open one of the letters

>>8007948
...Godzilla?
I don't even know what that is, nor do I remember anything terrible happening in Sunnyshore while I was there.
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>>8007928
.... That's not what the Ditto is talking about. Please avoid them for the time being.
>>8007944
I see. Yes, I can understand that.
>>8007981
Out.
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Serena turned into a Yveltal and she's trying to cleanse Kalos of all life..
Could I have some help with this?
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>>8007894
......!
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>>8007995
Hey I'm giving him a shot at some sweet lovin'.
Did someone wished a stick up your ass or something?
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>>8007981
why do you want this?

>>8007995
Yeah I think he's hitting on me...
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>>8008031
Yeah, I'll see if Nate wants to come! I wanna try out this portal thing!
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>>8007982
That's probably for the best.
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>>8007953
Hey
Hey
I'm getting a hang of this aura thing
It's says you're a faggot
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>>8008051
I have a thing for small pokemon, your pretty cute.
But if you don't want this then I'l be off.
Ta-ta~
>Wiggles towards the door.
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>sniffers whining again
nvm jirachi i wish it was back to normal
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>>8008040
I had heard that Ruby was 12. You would legally be at fault in that case.
>>8008051
If you wish you can stay at my house until this is over.
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>>8008093
You dittos are always weird....

>>8008111
sweet trips my dude.

>>8008134
yeah sure dont eat me though.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8008077
JOE
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>>8008134
Oh.
I did not know.
>>8008162
I'm sorry, I'l be off.
>wiggles out
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>>8008038
aight dude you fucking got this
fly red flyyyy
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>>8008185
JOE I FORGOT MY IMAGE
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>>8008185
What?
>Joe Buggio: stop being completely oblivious to everything that isn't your phone

>>8008203
..You're a bird.
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>>8008190
!!!
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>>8008213
A METAL BIRD
JOE
THIS IS AWESOME
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>>8008056
You're free to come. I made a mistake Serena was flying away from Kalos because she was afraid of cleansing it.
I'm going back to gardening.
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>>8008241
I mean.
I guess it's kinda neato.
Not sure if I dig the whole 'I'm a fucking bug' thing though.
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>>8008092
Sweet.
I don't hear as much screaming as last time, so I think the rest of the crew is less freaked then they were.
So, wanna spar while we're like this? Or just coffee and chill while we watch the hilarity unfold?
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>>8007982
...
That worked.
What does it say?
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>>8008162
Do you need me to pick you up? I live in Olivine.
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>>8008189
Maybe next time then~
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(Someone from the discord here
Actually really tired of Sniffers whining about everything in advance. You're turning into Emrys dude.)
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>>8008240
hahaha tell me how it goes man
in your mute red way
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>>8008339
Oh.
...When your old enough.
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>>8008316
BUT YOU LOOK COOL
HIT ME
FIRST IMPRESSION ME
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>>8008356
hateboner eat my fat white ass
sniffers aint no emrys nigga
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>>8008403
(Don't call me Hateboner. I'm in Trash Patrol so fuck off. This is a legitimate complaint, Bones.)
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>>8008420
i already said i dont call people nigger.
so, yeah. not me.
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Hi! Hi!
I have a problem.
My human friend is missing! Missing!
All the humans are missing!
Where'd they go? Who am I gonna share Berries with now?
Maybe they went to get things?
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>>8007944
>>8007955
I know, rite?
Beats not being able to drink coffee, a necessity for these long 12 hours.

>>8008325
If by spar you mean "dodgeball but with flash cannon" because it seems I got an entirely ranged moveset.

>>8008420
(Hateboner did that same claim in the past, just so you know)
>>
>Make a complaint.
>Lol you're hateboner.
And I know if I posted in the discord you'd kick me out and say I've been hateboner the whole time.
>>8008468
(I was there.)
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>>8008396
Uh.. I have no idea how to do that, but, okay.
>First impression? Maybe?
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>>8008498
>Thunk.
252+ Atk Golisopod First Impression vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Skarmory: 22-26 (6.5 - 7.7%) -- possibly the worst move ever
HAHAHA THAT BARELY HURT
AGAIN AGAIN
>>8008479
(Jirachi here. You can DM me if you want I won't out you to the discord dude.)
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>>8008468
Well, hell. I got an entirely melee-centric set.
Slash, Night Slash, Psycho Cut, Swords Dance.
Is this Arceus' way of telling me to ditch blunt weapons once this wears off?
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>>8008479
(Skitters here, you can DM me or Jirachi about it if you want? I won't ban you, since you've made it quite clear you aren't hateboner. Just offering someone to vent to so that you don't have to thread vent)
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>>8008382
lol

>>8008337
sure. I have small stubby legs.

im in uuuh... pallet town.

>>8008464
Yup. that.
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>>8008526
..Ooookay, if you say so.
>Attempt second First Impression
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>>8008612
>REALLY PATHETIC THUNK
AAAAAAHAHAHA
NICE SHOT
LET ME TRY
>RUST USES BRAVE BIRD
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>>8008570
Alright, I'll be there in five minutes.
... Don't mind the Silvallies, they're very affectionate.
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>>8008676
>7′7″ (2.31m) dog

They better not eat me either. I'll be pissed!
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>>8008676
bork?
>>8008702
bork
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>>8008702
.... no, you'd be dead. But still, Anomalesia won't eat you. Just licks.
>>8008720
... Gladion, however, might. Did you ever figure out how to walk?
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>>8008720
d-dont eat me.
Rayquaza Would be pretty upset.
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>>8008647
>Giant metal bird flying at my face
>Reflexively use sucker punch
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>>8008804
...
>do a dance
bork
>>8008805
...bork
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>>8008545
Flash Cannon, Aura Sphere, Dark Pulse, Nasty Plot. This is pretty telling.
Guess Arceus wants blood to spill, in your case.
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>>8008720
>SNIFF THE NEW DOGGO
>>8008805
>SNIFF THAT THING TOO
New thing?
Investigate!!
Protect friends!!
>>8008822
...
>Liiiiick
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>>8008804
Yea i guess....

>>8008822
yeah? you to.

>>8008849
not to close!
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>>8008817
>MISS
>CLANG
SKREEEEEEEEE
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>>8008845
You do realize that our skills are effectively the same except for range and typing, right?
A power-booster and three mid-high potency attacks?
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>>8008822
I see. So I'm guessing you don't want to be carried?
>>8008869
>I kinda forgot to mention that N showed up so like
>I'm just assuming he already picked Ruby up and got back to Olivine
Well Ruby... Feel free to stay on the couch if you wish.
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>>8008849
bork
>lick
>>8008869
...bork
>>8008901
...bork
>im a dancing machine baby
>keep doing the doggo shuffle
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>>8008901
>Hops up on couch
this couch is HUGE!!!

>>8008919
oh yeah?
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>>8008869
>Back up a bit
>And lick anyway because Anomalesia has a long ass tongue
>>8008919
Hyeh he he he!
>Lick
>>
>>8008333
>Sandslash is apparently a really slow reader
>that or the handwriting is awful
Uh...looks like a letter from the captain to his wife talking about some new orders he got from someone.
Apparently his new orders were strange, something about transporting something important to someplace on Citadark island.
Very strange...
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>>8008981
It needs to be - the Silvallies like to cuddle.
...... They'll probably try to cuddle you at night. Don't try to fight it.
>>8008919
....... Well then.
>Scratch him right where the tail meets the body
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>>8008897
That the gods are not only not crazy, they also have an incomprehensible plan?
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>>8008990
>lick'd
eeeehh
thanks?


>>8009069
Yeah I don't think i could if i tried... I'm like a foot tall.
>>
>>8008981
bork.
>>8008990
>lick
>>8009069
>oh fuck
>thats the shit
>tail: 9000 mph
>doggo: happy
>ears: out
>>
>>8008872
>Ton of steel bird to the face
>Emergency exit happens
>Batbug: Outie?
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>>8009027
...
That's weird...
What do the other ones say?
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>>8009166
>FLOOR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>FLY THE FUCK OUTTIE
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>>8009130
Ah. Well. At least you'll be warm.
>>8009135
>I wonder what a dragon chuckle even sounds like
>Regardless it's happening
>Use your other hand to scratch under the chin
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>>8009186
>Is in fucking Poo town again
>Why.
>Flop and consider going back to hell
>>
>>8009135
>Oh shit that's a whip tail
>Let's move out of the way before something gets broken
>>8009130
>Target acquired
... friend?
>Poke
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>>8009135
hmmm you think so?

>>8009245
Yeah. got any water? I'm like dying of thirst.

>>8009296
.....

ummm sure why not.
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>>8009168
>Sandslash cuts open another letter
Hmm...looks like more of the same, more complaining about some mysterious cargo.
...Do you think this has anything to do with the Zigzagoon?
This ship might have been transporting some pretty terrifying stuff...
>>
Hello friends!

>>8009384
Hi!
>>
>confused grape splets
huh?
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>>8009362
Water??
Hello!!
Yes!!
Can help!!
Help friend!
>Anomalesia used Multi Attack Water!
>>
>>8009444
... hey?
>Bubble bubble
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>>8009460
you-
>is super water'd

thanks.... I guess....
I'm not thirsty anymore at least.
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>>8009384
Think it has anything to do with how it ended up here?

>>8009424
...
Hello.
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>>8009489
hi
>pop bubble
what happened?
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>>8009186
>Ping
Ruuuuuuust, I'm stuck in Poo town.
I don't even know how I got here but I did.
Please come get me.
>>
>>8009424
Hello...how did you get here?

>>8009518
Maybe, it could be that whatever they were transporting ended up damaging the ship and then somehow the wreck ending up here.
>>
>>8009572
SKREEE
>SWOOP DOWN LIKE AN IRON VULTURE AND KIDNAP THE BUG
>FLY TO PONI ISLAND
>>
>>8009513
Hello!!
Yes!!
Anomalesia help!!
Good Type Null!!
>Tail: wag like a motherfucker
>Hopefully he doesn't smack Ruby with it
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>>8009518
>>8009581
Cya.
I'll be around.
>rolls outta there.
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>>8009618
>Snatched up by a big ferrous birb
>Jesus christ how horrifying.
..Why are you skree-ing?
>>
>>8009570
> I kinda missed the discussion between Black and Fishsail, honestly
>I think everyone packed up?
>Fug if I know
... a trainer? ... Black? I think?
>He squints in concentration
... uh. I guess Zibel is a murderer?
>>
>>8009362
The water supply is Johto is currently con-
>>8009460
>>8009513
.... Well that works. Is there anything else you need?
>Continue giving Gladion the pets
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(Hey I'm gonna drop this character feel free to NPC them. I lost interest in them.)
I'm ... going back home.
>Courtney transfers Groudon's ownership to Maxie.
>I don't care what this post ends with it isn't failing.
(Sorry. I'm gonna make a new character.)
>>
>>8009689
BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME
>SCREE OFF TOWARDS PONI ISLAND
>>
>>8009830
(Alright man, thanks for letting us know instead of just never playing her again)
>>
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>>8009830
>Groudon has been added to your pokedex.
What?
>Check boxes.
What the fuck
>>
>>8009846
Wellp.
Good enough of a reason for me.
>Bugboy: chitter and attempt to not look down
>>
>>8009683
Alright, I guess?
Bye.
>Sandslash goes to the door and looks out into the empty hallways after the Shuckle rolls away
Spooky...this ship is weird.
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>>8009938
I've seen a few ghost pokemon floating around it at night.
They always disappear as soon as they notice you, though...
I wonder what the ship was transporting.
>>
>>8009926
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PONI ISLAAAAAAAAND
>ROLL FOR IF THEY ARE THERE OR NOT
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>>8010035
>Muster up all the excitement in your body
Woo.
So uh, what are we gonna do now?
Since we're, ykno, pokemon.
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Found a weird house in Fallarbor town. Might as well check it out.
Not really minding that I turned into an Armaldo.
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>>8010150
I DUNNO? WHAT DO POKEMON DO?
>DROP HIM OFF AT THE PONI CANYON
I DUNNO WHERE THE DEVLJHO THINGS ARE BUT WE CAN FIND EM
>>
>>8010013
...Really? That's scary.
Are they different ghosts every time or do you think it's the same ones that just live here?
...Why would they disappear when they notice me, that part doesn't make sense to me at all...
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>>8010242
>Plop
I have no idea.
..The hell is a deviljho?
>>
>>8010302
THE POKEMON YOU WERE LOOKING FOR!
THE DRAGON THING
-RUST
>>
>>8010183
>A strange 'chu opens the door and wanders out.
Hey, bro. What's up?
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>>8010345
Oh, right.
Punch dragon.
So, where to?
>>
>>8010436
UHHH INTO THE CAVE!!
>FLAP INTO THE CAVE
-RUST
>>
>>8010283
Honestly...It seems like they want to avoid talking to anyone.
They look scared.
>>
>>8010416
Hello. Is this some sort of pokemon reserve thing? Uh, I'm Flynn. Not usually an Armaldo.
>Offer claw.
Nice to meet you.
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>>8010454
Gotcha.
>Follow the non-rusty metal bird inside
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>>8010521
Something like that, bro.
Name's Ray.
>Comically mismatched handshake go!
Me and my friends are, like, crashing here for a while. Nice digs, great scenery, sweet garden... A dude could, like, get used to this.
Just, uh, don't do what some clown did recently and, like, try to take the whole place on?
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>>8010521
>A Drilbur is watching from the cargo elevator
>He waves
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What's going on? Why am I a flaaffy?
Why is it so hard to type with one finger hands?
>>
>>8010550
>FLAP AROUND
UH I DONT KNOW THIS CAVE
>PICK A RANDOM DIRECTION
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
-RUST
>>
>>8010658
>You took a right
>Nothing in the cave has detected you yet
>Keep going?
>>
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>>8010496
That's still pretty weird.
Maybe we should try talking to one of them, or do you think they'd just disappear if we tried that?
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>>8010719
I haven't been able to even say "hello" to one yet. They are pretty quick.
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>>8010658
So uh, I just realized we never actually got a sneasel.
Which I was gonna have help with getting this one.
Whoops.
>>
>>8010712
>KEEP GOOOOOING!
JOE FOLLOW ME
-RUST
>>
>>8010767
WELL
UH
WE CAN FIGURE IT OUT
-RUST, POSTS TOO FAST
>>
>>8010771
>Something in the cave has caught onto your presence!
>Roll to find it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBNlLWkO_RA
>>
>>8010867
Well, alright, if you say so.

>>8010886
>Roll to not be a blind idiot
>>
>>8010886
>ROLL TO SPOT
>>8010966
IS THERE A THING JOE
-RUSTMORY
>>
>>8010966
>You aren't a blind idiot
>You see this further down the cave, and it smells you
>>8010995
>You, however, are a blind idiot
>Good thing it's roar echoes throughout the cave
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>>8011010
>>8010995
..Yes.
Yes there is.
And it's really fucking big.
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>>8010756
We're going to have to investigate it some time, maybe bring over Stitch or Bones to help. Maybe the ghosts here will listen to other ghosts, I don't know.
Either way, I really need to get some sleep now though. We will find out what's going on here, because having ghosts floating about is kind of strange.

Want to go back to our room for the night?
>>
>>8011010
OH SHIT
>WING ATTACK
>>8011030
FIRST IMPRESSION IT
-RUST
>>
>>8011071
You got it.

>>8011010
>CHAAAAAAAAAARGE
>With First Impression
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>>8011054
I guess...
I am pretty tired.
>>
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Anyone? Help?
Everything seems so big.
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>>8011231
I assume you were a human before? Just be careful and stay in your home.
>>
>>8011231
Heck yeah, it does.
I'm in the same boat, just... don't panic. Panic might mean accidentally firing off a power.
>>8011263
This 'Mon speaks wisdom. Just do what my little brother would do and try to enjoy the trip.
>>
>>8011114
Yeah, also remind me to give you your surprise at some point.
>Sandslash pulls himself under the covers

I think you're gonna like it when you get it.
Anyway, goodnight Yanmega.
>Sandslash falls asleep
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>>8011263
Yeah... I can't reach the cupboard for my keys anyways.

>>8011275
Ok? Well, I guess the stars are pretty out the window.
>>
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>>8011098
>>8011071
>The monster rears up and roars, swinging down into a Crunch on Batter
252 Atk Deviljho Crunch vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Golisopod: 102-121 (47.2 - 56%) -- 80.9% chance to 2HKO
>Roll to Dodge?
>>
>>8011350
PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE FAGLORD
>RUST USES BRAVE BIRD
>>
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>>8011350
>Try to not get eaten immediately
>Dooodge
>>
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>>8011376
>>8011401
>Deviljho would have bitten your ass, but got distracted by Rust
>It tries to bite Rust instead252 Atk Druddigon Crunch vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Skarmory: 68-80 (28.8 - 33.8%) -- 99.1% chance to 4HKO after Leftovers recovery
>>
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>>8011401
>Whoops nevermind I got munched on
>Emergency Exit: Happen
>Aggro: Dropped
>Batteur: Sipp a soda for that sweet HP
>>
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>>8011434
OH FUCK YOU
>ROLL TO METAL CLAW HIM IN THE EYE
DIE
>>
>>8011458
>You clawed the right eye out
>It roars and screams in fury
>Deviljho is enraged!
>Damage from it is double!
>Seeing as it's missing an eye it also has to roll evens higher than five to hit
>Deviljho spins around and attempts to hit Rust with its tail!
252 Atk Druddigon Dragon Tail vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Skarmory: 38-45 (16.1 - 19%) -- possible 8HKO after Leftovers recovery
>>
>>8011349
Anyway. Tell me about yourself. Human I assume? What do you do?
>>
>>8011517
HAHAHA
EYE SEE YOURE MISSING NOW FAGLORD
>METAL CLAW HIM AGAIN
>>
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>>8011517
>Buggeur: Finish having a breather
>CHAAAAAAAAAARGE with poison jab
>>
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>>8011275
And the stronger the power, the easier to accidentally let it loose
>Sorry about that Dark Pulse, Jay
>>
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>>8011553
>Suddenly, Konchu out of nowhere
>Roll to hit
>>
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>>8011521
Yeah. Usually. I hope usually. I don't want to be a flaaffy forever.

But uh, normally I'm a line cook. I don't think I can work like this though, its hard enough using my phone with only one big finger and a smaller one on each hand. Like doing everything in mittens.
>>
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>>8011532
>>8011553
>>8011606
>Despite Batter being knocked down Deviljho aims a crunch at Rust anyway
>>
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>>8011636
>MORE PAIN
OWW
FUUUUUUCK
>METAL CLAW IT AGAIN
WHY WONT YOU DIE
>>
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>>8011633
Hahaha. I think it's just for a few more hours. I'm usually an archaeologist but I'm a fossil today.
Where do you live?
>>
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>>8011606
>Bonk
>Batteur got run over by a konchu
Fuckin.
>Joe: Rise.

>>8011636
>Leech life the massive angry dragon thing
>>
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>>8011671
Goldenrod.
You work with the archaeologists over at the Alph ruins?
>>
>>8011657
>>8011672
>Deviljho spins around and attempts to hit Joe with its tail!
252 Atk Druddigon Dragon Tail vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Golisopod: 115-136 (53.2 - 62.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>
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>>8011672
>Attempt to roll over him again
>>
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>>8011721
>GRAB KONCHU
>>8011718
>ROLL TO TOSS IT AT DEVILJHO
DDDIIIIIIEEEEE
>>
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>>8011737
>Evens, he hits Batteur
>Odds, he hits the wall
>Either way, you missed the deviljho
>>
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>>8011714
Well I'm originally from Kanto. I travel between the regions and check out the dig sites. I really need to check out the Alph ruins.
...Would you want to go together sometime?
>>
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>>8011752
>Beaned with a rolly-poly
Ffff wHY

>>8011718
>Slammed in the gut with a big spikey dragon tail
>W h e e z e
>Use liquidation on the bastard
>>
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>>8011757
Maybe? I dunno, kinda weird meeting someone you barely know. No offense but that's oddish.
>>
>>8011829
Haha. Sorry, it's normal for me. I've met a lot of people I barely know. Sometimes you hit it off well sometimes you don't.
What sort of things do you like?
>>
>>8011737
>>8011798
>Deviljho attempts to slam its foot down on Batter's gut and pin him!
252 Atk Druddigon Earthquake vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Golisopod: 64-75 (29.6 - 34.7%) -- 10.3% chance to 3HKO
>>
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>>8011867
Cooking is a given, both at work and at home. But other than that, playing video games, making plush, and listening to the radio.

You?
>>
>>8011903
FUCK YOU!
>METAL CLAW IT AGAIN
-RUST
>>
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>>8011903
>Poison jab the foot that almost squished me
>>
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>>8011910
I like field work. Digging up fossils, working with pokemon, taking field samples and whatever else is needed.
Plush? What do you mean by that, like toys? What kind of video games do you like?
>>
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>>8011903
>Marshadow uses Ice Punch.
>>
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>>8011930
>>8011952
>Who to roll over next
>0,and 2 the konchu attacks rust
>4 and 6, the konchu attacks Batteur
>8, he bowls over them both
>Odds, he misses
>>
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>>8011671
Wait a second, Flynn? Seb here, hadn't recognized you in this crazy period.
>>
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>>8011955
Huh, what kinda pokemon do you work with? We've got a vulpix at work that lights the ovens and such.

And yeah, like toys. As for games, mostly the slow kind. City builders, some sims, a handful of rpgs and rts games.
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>>8011930
>>8011952
>>8011966
>Deviljho is poisoned!
>It roars and uses it's breath attack!
>Everyone gets to roll to dodge!
252 Atk Druddigon Roar of Time vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Golisopod: 286-337 (132.4 - 156%) -- guaranteed OHKO
252 Atk Druddigon Roar of Time vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Skarmory: 93-111 (39.4 - 47%) -- guaranteed 3HKO after Leftovers recovery
252 Atk Druddigon Roar of Time vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Marshadow: 279-328 (86.9 - 102.1%) -- 18.8% chance to OHKO
>>
>>8012094
>Oh fucc
>DODGE/roll into a ball
>>
>>8012050
Howdy Seb. How have you been dealing with this?
>>8012065
Fossil pokemon mostly. I've worked with Unown a few times. Might head to Johto later to take a look through the Alph ruins sometime.
Oh! That's awesome. I've always liked plushies, I have a few Cradily ones. You ever thought of going into a business of making your own things?
I enjoy those kinds of games as well. Good taste. Mind if I ask your name?
>>
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>>8012094
>ROLL TO DODGE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
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>>8012094
>Roll to dodge.
>>8012139
>Roll to Shadow Sneak clanky metal bird out of danger's way.
>>
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>>8012139
That's not how you dodge.
>>
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>>8012132
Almost considered not coming out of my room for the duration of the effect given certain connotations of this form.
On the other hand, aura is some cool stuff.
>>
>>8012122
>>8012139
>>8012156
>Deviljho goes to crunch down on Sabi!
252 Atk Druddigon Crunch vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Skarmory: 68-80 (28.8 - 33.8%) -- 99.1% chance to 4HKO after Leftovers recovery
>It's limping a bit!
>>
>>8012164
FUG U
>>8012217
>SCREECH
>FLEE TO HEAL FOR A FUCKING BIT
-RUST
>>
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>>8012239
>Roll to intercept, and roll into
>>
>>8012217
>Leech life so you can maybe not die as fast
>>
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>>8012217
...
>>8012262
>Roll to punk Konchu into Deviljho.
>>
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>>8012132
Not really, and I'm PJ.
Guess I'll head to bed though, and hope this is over by when I wake up.
>>
>>8012216
It is? What's it feel like?
>>8012295
Sweet dreams PJ, feel better in the morning.
>>
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>>8012239
>>8012265
>>8012292
>The Deviljho rolls to smack the Konchu back with its tail and into Batter's face!
>Basically... Konchu baseball
>>
>>8012262
>FLOP
>PAIN
WHY ME
-RUST
>>
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>>8012318
>Let's make it into Konchu tennis
>Maybe
>Attempt to backhand it with your armshell right back into the deviljhos face
>>
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>>8012361
>Bonked it right up into his own face
>Joe plays baseball, not tennis.
>>
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>>8012318
>>8012361
>Bean battuer in the face
>Learn to play tennis
>>
>>8012361
>Ya missed
>Konchu, meet face
>>8012322
>The sounds of pain have attracted the Deviljho
>Maybe flopping on the floor wasn't such a good idea
>Lets pin Rust with a foot
>And then tear off and eat a wing
>If he succeeds this roll he's cured of poison and healed for 1/8th health
>>
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>>8012308
It feels like I have a direct stream to the feels and moods of everyone nearby. Not to the level of a psychic type but without the strain of... "listening" to too many at once.
>>
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>>8012361
>>8012381
...
>>8012318
>Home Run bat equipped.
>Marshadow uses Copycat.
>Marshadow swings for the fences.
>>
>>8012400
>PAINED SCREECHES
>ROLL TO FLEE
-RUST
>>
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>>8012400
>SCREAM AT
>ROLL TO MOUNT THE BASTARD
>>
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>>8012423
>Roll to intercept
>Again
>>
>>8012400
>Dubs
>Metal chicken wing is gud
>Deviljho cured of poison and healed for 1/4th health
>>8012423
>No fleeing allowed
>Deviljho used Crunch!
>>
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>>8012438
...
>>8012440
>Swing bat for the leg instead.
>>
>>8012438
>Roll to get the bug off of your back
>>8012452
>Ow
>I really don't know how to calc damage for bat swing, so
>Ow
>>
>>8012439
>miss
>>8012440
>oh god why does everything hurt
-rust, maybe oh godthats a lot of blood
>>
>>8012439
>YELL SWEET NOTHINGS TO THE KONCHU IN THE LANGUAGE OF ISOPODS
>"ILL GIVE YOU A BAG OF DORITOS IF YOU HELP ME KILL THIS THING"

>>8012440
>MURDERMURDERMURDERMURDERMURDER
>STABSTABSTABSTABSTAB
>BIG MEATY CLAWS GOING AT VERY HIHG SPEEDS
>>
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>>8012462
...
>Ice Punch it again.
>>
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>>8012472
>Yell back, in iso-language
"Doritos? Really?"
"Pringles are better."

>>8012467
>Poke
>>
>>8012467
>>8012472
>>8012482
>Can't stab me if you're already dislodged
>meme.jpg
>Deviljho goes for that dragon breathe again
252 Atk Druddigon Roar of Time vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Golisopod: 286-337 (132.4 - 156%) -- guaranteed OHKO
252 Atk Druddigon Roar of Time vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Skarmory: 93-111 (39.4 - 47%) -- guaranteed 3HKO after Leftovers recovery
252 Atk Druddigon Roar of Time vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Marshadow: 279-328 (86.9 - 102.1%) -- 18.8% chance to OHKO
>>
>>8012511
>Never mind, he changed his mind and started walking around in a square instead
>>
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>>8012491
oow
ow fuck
>>8012511
>sabi cuts into battle
>roll for a one armed leaf blade
>>
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>>8012543
>Nibble at wing stump
>Lose interest

>>8012511
>Roll into deviljho
>>
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>>8012511
>Ice Punch it alreaaady!
>>
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>>8012462
>Flung off the KFC-fiend
>Flip it o- wait you only have two claws fuck
>Thump against the ground

>>8012543
CAN WE PLEASE GO BEFORE YOU DIE.
>>
>>8012572
>Deviljho is big enough that Konchu don't stumble it
>Roll to eat the Konchu
>If the Konchu is eaten he gets back 1/8th health
>>8012543
>>8012592
>Roll to pin Batter!
>>
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>>8012592
hold on
>roll to piccolo the arm back
>>8012638
>not attacking this turn pls give me good rollz
>>
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>>8012638
>Konchu is ded
>Another one will probably show up in a minute anyways
>>
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>>8012638
>BALL-IFY PLEASE
>>
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>>8012638
>Roll to throw a Carbink into his other eye.
>>
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>>8012659
>rip
>>8012670
>You're in a ball now
>Reduced damage?
>Deviljho uses Crunch!
>You'll have to roll to break out of the pin man
>>8012686
>Ow
>That hurts, but the eye is intact
>He's shaking his head trying to clear the dirt out
>He won't attack next turn
>>
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>>8012659
SENZU BEAN!
>Senzu bean that bitch
>>
>>8012703
>Roll to swooce down its throat
>>
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>>8012703
>fuck
>leaf blade it
>note: not mega evolved
>>8012706
>as much as i want my arm back nah
>pass that shit to batter
>>
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>>8012703
>Roll to Ice Punch the Carbink further in.
>>
>>8012717
>You did not manage to swooce down the throat
>You're just in the mouth
>C R U N C H
>>8012731
>Nop, Carbink got dislodged when he was shaking his head earlier
>>8012720
>Tail smek this bitch
>>
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>>8012720
Fuck that I'm not getting eaten too.
>Drop sack of beans and fuck off.
>>
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>>8012747
>SWOOCE HARDER SWEET JESUS THANK YOU FOR THIS MOUTH NOT BEING ENTIRELY TEETH
>>
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>>8012747
fuck you
>leaf blade this fucker again
>>8012756
>nom it
>no arm back tho because this could be neat char dev
>sabi gonna wonder where the fuck her arm went tho
>>
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>>8012747
...
>Roll to use Soul-Stealing 7-Star Strike
>>
>>8012773
>You didn't swooce this time either
>C R U N C H
>>8012775
>>8012791
>You failed the Z move
>Tail smack both of these two in one swing
>>
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>>8012821
fucking pickle
>leaf blade it for real this time
>>
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>>8012821
>JUST CLIMB DOWN ITS THROAT IT IS NOT THAT HARD
>>
>>8012821
>Ice Punch the damn thing.
>>
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>>8012837
>>8012842
>>8012857
>ONE LAST BREATH ATTACK
>DAMAGE IS DOUBLE IF YOU FAIL THE DODGE ROLL ON THIS ONE
252 Atk Druddigon Roar of Time vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Golisopod: 286-337 (132.4 - 156%) -- guaranteed OHKO
252 Atk Druddigon Roar of Time vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Skarmory: 93-111 (39.4 - 47%) -- guaranteed 3HKO after Leftovers recovery
252 Atk Druddigon Roar of Time vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Marshadow: 279-328 (86.9 - 102.1%) -- 18.8% chance to OHKO
>>
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>>8012910
>Roll to take the shot instead of Sabi.
>Odds and it was totally not worth it and he and Sabi get KOed unless Sabi fucking dodges it.
>>
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>>8012910
>throws a pokeball at it
>>
>>8012910
>ROLL TO TEAR THE SHIT OUT OF THIS THINGS THROAT
>HOPEFULLY DISABLE SAID BREATH ATTACK
>>
>>8012910
>fucking
>dodge please
>>8012937
>sorry marshmallow bro
-sabitile
>>
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>>8012959
>>8012937
>KO'd by wild ass breath attack
>>8012954
>You ripped up the throat, but not in time to disable breath attack
>The jho is dead, defeated by the joe
>Your choice if you want the DevilJoeschmoe to be KO'd or not
>>
>>8012996
>def KOed
>and totally unamed
-sabisaur
>>
>>8012996
>Marshadow melts into one of the shadows
>>
>>8012996
>I'm gonna say he was in the part below where the hoopla comes out of
>Because fuck SOMEONE needs to take care of all these dead people
>Crawl out of the fuggers mouth
Guuuuuuys.
Guys I fucking killed it.
Go meeeeee...
>Everyone is ded
..Fuck meeeeee.
>Pick up the one armed bandit
>Fuck outta here and find a pokecenter
>>
>>8013094
>painpainpainpain
>goan
-sabisaurus
>>
>>8013166
>Gogogogogogogogogogo
>BARGE INTO POKECENTER
>Everyone is a fucking pokemon.
...Right.
Uh.
Sabi.
What do.
>>
>>8013323
uuuugh
doctorrr
i dont fucking know dude
-sabisaur
>>
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>>8013357
Damnit sabi.
I'm a batter not a doctor.
>Place one armed sabtile on the counter
Hell if that's gonna stop me though.
>Go loot the back for drugs and gauze and shit
>>
>>8013398
>wonder how the fuck your arm got gone
oh fucking god how long has rust been out
uuuuugh
-sabi
>>
>>8013425
>Come back with arms full of the good shit
Uhh, four days? Maybe?
Been a while, haven't seen you-you since we got out of detroit.
>Sploosh water on your stump
>Follow it up with alchohol
>>
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>>8013425
>>8013467
.... oh. Wonderful! Just what Alola needed - more lunatics.
>>
>>8013467
ooooww fuckkk
i hate my life
>>8013476
you wanna chop my head off
ill pay you twenty bucks
-sabi
>>
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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>
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>>8013493
Yes, because an actual murder over 20 bucks would improve my situation so much! I'm already homeless because of a chicken, might as well kill someone too!
>>8013508
I have no idea!
>>
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>>8013493
Sorry.
>Cauterize or wrap cauterize or wrap..
>Grass type. No cauterization.
>Wrap that stump the fug up with gauze

>>8013476
Says the one with an axe for a face.
Do me a solid and go find me some morphine.
And don't listen to her please.
>>
>>8013566
ok how about instead of being sarcastic you help schmoetron here with my lack of an arm
por favor
>>8013574
thanks joe
now i feel way better
morphine pleaase yes
-sabi, accepting death
>>
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>>8013588
Just trying to not let you die again.
Now uh, anything fucky going on?
Vision, hearing, whatever?
>Joe why are you doing concussion protocol
>She lost an arm she didnt get slammed in the head
Oh, uh.
>Spritz with that heal-y potion goodness
>Because pokemon.
>>
bless us with a new thread jirachi
>>
>>8013574
I must have missed the part where I begged the gods day and night to randomly become a Haxorus! Silly me!
>Roll to find morphine
>>8013588
And what do you want me to do? I'm a Pokemon rehabilitator, not a miracle worker!
>>
>>8013632
>potions are a good choice
i feel like fucking twenty bucks dude
>cough a little bit
>>8013662
uuuugh
sorryyyy
-sabi
>>
>>8013656
you ain't even posting.
bless me with a few hundred dollars and i'll do it myself.
>>
>>8013677
no fuck you
jirachi is my husbando
>>
>>8013687
gee im pretty sure your name isn't bones though.
>>
>>8013711
it is
>>
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>>8013675
Thaaaaaaat's not helpful.
Serious, tell me what's up.
Incase I need to like, get you more blood or some shit.

>>8013662
Okay, listen, buddy.
I just crawled out of a monster that should even exists's throat.
I really don't need your sass right now.
Trying to save a life.
>>
>>8013675
>slap ass
>>
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>>8013716
except it isnt.
hi.
>>
>>8013748
yeah like
some blood might be nice
or water since im a tree
well like 3/4ths tree
>>8013762
y
>>
>>8013771
hellotime to kiss myh husvabdo
>>
>>8013787
You're not a mega sceptile though.
Then you'd be a christmas tree.
>Liquidate up a glass of water
>Hand it off
Uhh, blood type? Just in case?
>>
>>8013808
who dis
>>
>>8013748
And I just escaped the houses of two mask wearing murderers after being kidnapped by a chicken only to discover the police hanging outside of my house, at which point I got turned into a dragon midway through my window and had to steal my Pokemon and run! Looks like we're both going to be disappointed tonight, pal.
>Toss him the morphine
-Hau'oli guy the Haxorus
>>
>>8013819
>drink
uhh AB-
hahaha
>wonder why youre drinking bug spit
>oh well
-sabisaur
>>
Don't mind me, just gonna be gay over in the corner and push us to bump limit
>>
new
>>8013888
>>8013888
>>8013888
>>8013888
>>8013888
hot dragons all aboard
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