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HG thread. 326th Express Games!

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HG thread.
326th Express Games!
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>>8001529
Rawberry
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Dawn
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Kosaku Kawajiri
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Suz
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Ken Kaneki
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>>8001529
Todd Howard
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>>8001529
Slime Tits
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>>8001529
Holy shit Corrin you are so fucking retarded
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Akane
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Arthur Pendragon
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>>8001529
Kim Pine
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>>8001529
Ahri
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>>8001529
Plasma Bomber
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Lenny and Kate
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Angie Yonaga
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Plague Knight

>Hey Fuji, do you have the placements from the 325th games?
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Ned
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>>8001529
Leo
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>>8001529
Rika
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me
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Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell
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>>8001529
Kirito
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Eggman-kun
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SSJ2 Lava Goku
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Cute Raccoon
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>>8001529
Bea
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>>8001529
Gabriel
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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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Sanya Vladimirovna Litvyak
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>>8001529
Syria
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A sea bunny
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Kumiko Oumae
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>>8001579
>Yeah, I save everything.
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Cloud Serpent
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32/36
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Undead Ban
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>>8001633
Fit Tits
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>>8001624
Bah, only 15th. Oh, well; thank you!
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Ganondorf
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>>8001633
Nodoka Haramura
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>>8001529
The Newfag League
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>>8001651
Not a problem.

Now out with the old, and in with the new.
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>>8001677
Kek
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>>8001679
Finally, I log in just in time to make it into a Game. Alright, so who's on my team this time?

...

You have got to be kidding me.
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>>8001677
I haven't seen wiggins in a while, where is he?
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>>8001679
Lemme show you what anger is good for.
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>>8001679
Looks alright. I'm ready to get my face caved in again.
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>>8001677
>flash because I respond instantly when they mention me, isn't it?
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>>8001679
Let's have some real fun.
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>>8001679
Aha! Let's go and strike fast and furious!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dyUumNTnus4
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>>8001679
Let's get on with it.

>>8001730
>I think it's because he's Red.
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>>8001708
Probably living a life.
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>>8001749
This is a default game

Bear with me while I restart.
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>>8001749
>i was making a joke about me again.
>i guess i suck at making jokes
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>>8001749
Well, Mr. Announcer Man, I didn't expect to have to solo another team to victory.

...actually, you know what, I DID expect tha-hey are those knives? I could use these.

>And so Kirito acquired Knives x Unknown amount. The happy boy walked off juggling the throwing knives, eager to use them in this, the 326th Expression Games.
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>>8001749
>Skips away merrily with beloved shotgun in tow
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>>8001784
Kek
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>>8001774
You kinda do. Nothing personal.
>pats
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I LOVE MEMES
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>>8001679
Fixed it.
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>Trips over herself as the entire arena ceases to exist

Oh crap. Uh. Is this normal?
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>>8001749
>Ahri is caught off guard by a figure with two very sharp weapons.
>She clearly does not enjoy this experience.
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>>8001576
http://imgur.com/a/HGtj8
Here you go, lad.
In case, I know the address of a very good anger management class. Y'know, just saying.

>>8001771
Bakaaaaa.
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>>8001816
nice
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>>8001810
>Blinks as everything comes back
>Picks up the canteen

Alright then, I'll just pretend I didn't see that.
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>>8001807
>I suck at everything.
>but is because I dont practice
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>>8001802
Praise Kek, my dude.

>>8001810
Woah, man. I made out like a bandit here. Look at everyone else. Running away like a bunch of idiots. You can't outrun the inevitability of death. Especially when he's about to stock up on a good amount of supplies for the road. I mean look at all this! They're just going to leave it here, what is wrong with some people.

...

Maybe it's poisoned.

>Shrugging, Kirito tossed as much food as he could into his inventory, happily watching the numbers go up and up, feeling confident that having such a large supply of rations would improve his chances of winning.
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>>8001819
>Apparently Bites The Dust was activated, and Ahri finds herself back at >>8001810
>She gets out of dodge before she repeats the last event.
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>>8001810
We're off to a better start than before, so let's just say it was a good thing.
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>>8001677
>tfw newfag
>not in this
Oh...
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>>8001810
"Undead"? more like dead again ~
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>>8001830
You mean my ass don't you. It sure as hell wasn't the RP.

>>8001880
I don't have time to play video games. Bite me.
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>>8001880
You're all idiots.
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>>8001890
Haven't made any impact
Try harder
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>>8001842
Have you ever considered putting more effort in what you do?
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>>8001880
F
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>>8001880
Wow, look at the cute fox girl just steal that guy's food. That guy should've been more aware of his surroundings and protected his shit better. That robbery is so on him. Now, any half-witted hero would've jumped in going "Halt, fiend! That is a crimery you a making!" but I honestly can't bring myself to care.
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Asgore can you post your entry image please
Smolgore would be best
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>>8001911
Night one.
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>>8001880
I didn't order breakfast, but I don't like to waste food. thanks for the food ~
>She eats the whole corpse, staining her clothes with blood
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>>8001880
>Ahri "Steals" from Suz.
>She makes it look pretty convincing.
>>8001941
>Ahri has the shit beat out of her. There really isn't much that can be added to this, even to try and make it humorous in some way...
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>>8001829
Fantastic. I'll have to train harder for the next round.
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>>8001941
>And in what could only be called karmic justice for his apathy, Kirito himself had become victim to robbery while he slept. There goes the food he was so proud of collecting so much. The boy would wake up and be very angry at the world, blaming it for what had happened instead of himself.
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>>8001880
Okay, it's time for a snack... I know I've got some chocolate around here somewhere

Hrm.

>>8001941
This'll do. My compliments to the lovely couple.
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>>8001910
>I should do that
>but I don't do it because I feel that i'm not progressing
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>>8001941
>>8001971
It's our own recipe.
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>>8001810
Sooo...

>Looking down from a tree, he spots the woman below him. Then, looks at the piece of rope in his hand.

Hmmmm... Ah, I got it!

>Forming a bomb in his other hand, he drops it next to the woman. He jumps from the tree, bouncing off his own bomb. In midair, he gets the rope onto the woman, strangling her.
Hahahaha! An excellent plan by yours truly!
>The bomb blows up next to him, burning him and covering in the ash of the woman.
...Could've gone better.
>>8001880
Idiots, the lot of them!
>He empties out the supply bags, looking quite upset as he does so.

There's no power ups in these bags, just food... more rope, and water!

This is not what I need at all!!
>>8001941
H-Hold on... let's think rationally he-
>A sharp object goes through his chest, looking down... it was spear.
This.... can't be happening...
>He falls forward, his face hitting the ground as his stops making any sort of movements.
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>>8001941
When it comes to the violence, there seems to be no end in sight.
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>>8001677
lmao
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>>8001941
Zzzz...Mae I'll eff you up...effin' drop-out little..zzzz....

>>8001999
Normally I wouldn't do this but I'm in a really bad mood today. Just do it already.
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>>8001982
Change takes time. Not trying at all is always worse.
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>>8001988
No kiddin'. You guys might have to think up a brand name.

>She slaps a twenty dollar bill down onto the counter

Gimme some for the road

>>8001999
Mmmmmake me a sandwich-!

>She sharpens her gaze hard waving her hand and wiggling her fingers near her face.
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>>8001962
>How do you teach yourself to be this descriptive or lengthy?
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>>8001999
I can't believe you were the one who stole my cheese crackers! You sonuvabitch! I trusted you! Well, that bit's on me then. How dare I trust another person. Or in your case dragon. But I won't be making that mistake again. HAVE AT YOU!

>Kirito lunged at his former comrade, pushing himself to the utmost limit as a fighter. Unfortunately this brought both combatants to their end, life's on the very precipice of expiration.

Admittedly there are worse ways to die.

>Kirito collapsed onto the ground and exploded into a dazzling display of glass shards
>GAME OVER

>>8002044
(I dunno. I've been try harding for months hoping to get people to like my RP both here and ERP and it just kind of happens.)
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>>8002039
>presents you with a big ol' box of donuts
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>>8001999
Shouldn't've said that.
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>>8001999
Toodles! Hah hah!
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>>8001999
I hope all of you enjoy your vacation.
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>>8002044
git gud shitter
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>>8002044
Why are you even fucking asking you piece of shit? You fall back to the same cancerous, thirsting behavior in a matter of days anyway
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>>8002077
Why are you so fucking bitter?
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>>8002069
UNSTOPPABLE
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>>8002069
You there God? Um...if I could make it through this that'd be great. Also say hi to Mom for me if she's up there. Thanks.
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>>8001999
>Assuming that getting beat up while her opponent was high on cocaine was the end of her, Ahri was surprised to find herself still alive.
>She takes the package laying next to her as, then looks at the Katana in confusion.
"Well... Okay."
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>>8002069
...Keh...
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>>8002093
Why are you so gay?
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>>8002069
WAIT HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T DIE!? Huh. I respawned. Guess I won that round. That'll teach him to steal my cheese crackers. But damn that was close. I gotta... I gotta put the odds into my favour.

>Kirito got onto his knees and clasped his hands together. It was a display of fealty that he was clearly not used to performing. He glanced up to the sky, and gave a prayer to the one God he truly believed in.

Oh, Kirito. May your badassery and twin swords carry your well deserving ass to victory. Amen.
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>>8002060
>Here is a bit nicer and lenient on RP, next door is has a word count standard so you have to tryhard.
>>8002077
>I just wanna know, plus when I do be good for weeks I don't get any notice so pipe down.
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>>8002118
I asked you first.
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>>8002062
Hey.
>She tucks the box of pastries under her arm and strolls out of the bakery
You're the king.

>>8002069
BY THE WILL OF THE GODS IN VALHALLA GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO DESTROY THE WARRIORS WORTHY TO BE IN THY PRESENCE
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>>8002069
F

Enjoy the bus ride home, losers.
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>>8002069
Oh dear etihw and kcalb make me win this game, and give me all the food that exist ~
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>>8002123
>I just wanna know

No you don't. This is just another classical Soviet moment of you promising improvement only to become a shitter before the next full moon

>plus when I do be good for weeks I don't get any notice so pipe down.

No fucking shit, genius.
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>>8001677
The center guy looks familiar.
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>>8002134
You're damn right.
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>>8002146
A peaceful night. Who would have guesses that this would follow?
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>>8002069
GODDAMMIT SEIJA I THOUGHT WE WERE ALRIGHT-
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>>8002038
>Thanks for the advice
>I guess i'm gonna give a little more of effort to the things I do.
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>>8002077
>bitter fags complain that soviet doesn't change
>when he inquires on how to change they complain
fucking pottery. just admit you don't give a shit if he changes or not, you just want a lulcow.
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>>8002069
Surely there must be some divine force out ther that looks upon me. Please continue to guide me in this test...
>>8002164
"You're such a great fighter. You still have a chance at this! Ending your life here would tarnish your name. Do you really want that upon you?"
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>>8002164
I ordered pizza. I don't have money for anything fancy. Just take what you want I guess.
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>>8002164
Nothing like a fancy party.
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>>8001583
Can I pretty pretty please fuck your sister?
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>>8002172
>I guess i'm gonna give a little more of effort to the things I do.
No you're not.
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>>8002164
>On the realization of what just happened, the panic MADE her drop the phone and then MADE her stomp it into the dirt repeatedly.

Well.... Time to get a new one.
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>>8002123
(Next door causes me performance anxiety and insecurity issues and I'm working on fixing those things.)

>>8002164
That didn't happen that didn't happen that didn't HAPPEN! That was a fluke! A fluke! You.. you got lucky! You cheated! You... this didn't happen. This CAN'T be happening! This... this..!

>And Kirito, ashamed after his defeat, ran away from Angie. He didn't even offer her a hand of congratulations. No, it was immediately accusations that the loss was based on forces out of his control, not that she was the better fighter. So, Kirito ran. He ran until he could round a corner where he throw himself against a wall and start crying, pounding the wall and shouting over and over "It's not fair! It's not fair!"
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>>8002164
Hell yes ~. i'm gonna eat everything you have with a smile on my face ~
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>>8002172
Créeme, no te arrepentirás. Si yo pude mejorar, tú también. Buena suerte.
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>>8002164
Day three.
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Its a pretty sad state when the anons get triggered and butthurt by of all things soviet, the biggest laughing stock around.
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>>8002186
They are both adults and can make their own decisions on such matters. I don't have to approve of you in the slightest, though my merit will garner you position likely with one of them.
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>>8002044
ERP, son.
Our hero, Jiro is a lengthmaster to surpass Owain Gear, but he never really got acknowledged apart from irrelevant memes and actual RP.
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>>8002209
F
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>>8002189
>scratches suzs new ears
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>>8002209
No shit
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>>8002209
Crap, I should've slept last night instead of going to that stupid party...just smash my head in with a rock or something and end it faster please.
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>>8002212
What you're saying is you'll put in a good word for me?
' ͜>'
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>>8002187
>fineeeeeeee
>I Promise to give a effort to the things I do.
>I don't break promises at all
>winku
>>8002208
>Gracias
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>>8002209
zzzz....
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>>8002224
Night three.
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>>8002209
To quote another sniper I knew... Boom, Headsho-- Wait. That was your heart.
>She lowers the crossbow slowly.
I ruined the moment, I'm sorry.
>>8002189
>Ahri gasps, tails swishing side to side.
They're... Adorable...
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>>8002198
>And that place is like Africa, every day has to have a shit fest and riot on who did this or that. Here as long as you don't be a jerk, nor over sensitive we see you as a cool guy. The good RP is just like the cherry on top to give appreciation to the place.
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>>8002238
I never said I'd put in a good word for you. Merely that my merit would help you. As for which sister your interested in also matters.
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>>8002209
...this is because I touched your tail isn't it?

>And those were his final words. The kitsune girl fired that arrow that pierced Kirito's chest with a sickening squelch. A spray of blood shot out from the wound as the arrow made it past his coat, his skin and pierced his very heart. The boy collapsed onto his knees forced to watch as his body evaporated into nothing, as what was wont to happen when you died in HG Online. Or so Kirito assumed since that was what happened every time. And then he was gone.

>GAME OVER
>(for real this time)
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>>8002244
The Feast!
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>>8002209
This paper says very funny things ~. it may taste good too ~
>She cuts the paper in a half and takes one of the paper parts to put it in jam
>she eats the paper but it just tast like jam
Not bad ~
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>>8002291
My plan was to fatten you up all this time!
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>>8002225
>Leg starts to kick rapidly at each scritch

>>8002244
Ugh.... I'm just gonna... Lay down for a minute...
>Passes out for hours

>>8002246
>She takes Ahri's hand and places it atop her head

>>8002291
An accurate representation of what I'd give for more of those doughnuts
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>>8002276
(Yeah, I've been wanting to show up here more often but every time I do, I always seem to JUST miss a game. It's a curse, I'm afraid.)

>>8002215
>(this meme again

I still don't understand.)
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>>8002291
Day four.
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>>8002306
that's my fetish
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>Lenny racking up kills again

>CAN NO ONE STOP THIS MADMAN?
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>thinking of saving a bunch of images of kate with lenny because why not
Do I do it guys?
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>>8002327
Do it
Give in to the degeneracy.
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>>8002327
yes
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>>8002326
Of course not.
>>8002317
This is for you.
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>>8002327
>Do it.
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>>8002315
F
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>>8002312
>It's just bad timing comrade. I get those as well at times, but I am sure the curse will be lifted or passed on to another unfortunate soul
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>>8002340
I AM ERECT
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>>8002346
Night four.
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>>8002293
in half*
You can't cut it into a single half, because there has to be another half somewhere.
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>>8002291
No, Really... Frozen Yogurt is AMAZING. If we had it... We could have ALL the frozen yogurt!
>>8002315
>Ahri blinks, then scribbles on the back of the note.
"Glhf."
>>8002311
>Ahri's eyes widen further as she rubs Suz's head, and her tails wag faster.
AH! They're real! Oh my gosh!
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>>8002312
Let's not play dumb, man. You wrote a shitload more than most in ERP.
As for the other memes, they were the ones people pulled out of their asses (Tank being the bull, Ragyo's sekrit server) but they never acknowledged the length, even though that's their main reason for shitting on Owain.
I know he's just generally a bit of a crap writer and fills out to the max for the sake of it, but it really makes me think that nobody ever accused you of the same.
Anyway, that's just my autism. Nothing to see here, carry on.
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>>8002244
Thanks for the food ~
>She eats the whole jar
>>8002291
I didn't need help at all
>>8002359
>The game is too fricking fast i dont have time to think
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>>8002356
Day five.
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>>8002355
You can save this as your wallpaper if you want
(assuming people getting larger is your fetish)
>>8002336
>>8002339
>>8002344
Guess I can't argue with that.
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>>8002365
>>8002356
>Dear Ahri,
>I love you very very very very very very very very very very much
>Sincerely, Suz
>PS, The ears are slowly killing me inside, please shoot me.
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>>8002383
F
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>>8002398
Night five.
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>>8002347
(I think it would help if I lurked HG more often.)

>>8002373
(Oh right all the fun memes I have are mostly all cucked memes aren't they. Someone did accuse my writing as being overly edgy so there's that at least.. It's okay. I'm autistic too. Way too much about shit that doesn't even matter.)
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>>8002311
>scritches harder
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>>8002412
Lenvincible is totally a word. Do I have to use it in a sentence?
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>>8002356
>>8002394
>Ahri smiles and hugs the note to her chest.
"She's so sweet."
>>8002383
...What's wrong Eggman-kun? Don't you trust me?
>
>>8002412
"Really, how is hugamanaic a word? I'm pretty sure that's not a real word."
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>>8002413
>That will help and get a few more avas under the belt to keep thing fresh and to not burn yourself out.
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>>8002238
>>8002281
Careful with your words, darling. If you tell him my name I might have to hurt you. And if you say Elise I'd really have to hurt you. Its my job as her brave big sister to protect her from creeps like you.
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>>8002412
Day six.
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>>8002355
Here's some I drew recently
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>>8002443
F
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>>8002446
holy fucking kek i'm in tears
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>>8002415
>Cannot catch breath due to their ticklish nature, continues to kick out of reflex. Now it's starting to hurt. Oh god please help.
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>>8002442
No worries sister. Put simply, their chances with you are nigh, for they aren't our dear sibling Corrin. As for Elise, she's too childish to take someones advance like that seriously.
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>>8002435
(I actually do have a few folders of avas I've played a couple of times. I will play them more once I get a win as Kirito. Part of my the new me is establishing a new identity in the ashes of my old one. One of those Phoenix things. Which... by the looks of things.. will take awhile. But, yeah, no worries about burn out here.)
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>>8002450
Night six.
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>>8002413
Yep. Let's think, who do people say you got cucked by?
All I can think of is Tank, really.
I find them funny as h*ck, but that's me. Taking them seriously is shit tier, and I sincerely hope that the people who pushed them don't actually believe the shit they spout.
I haven't read a lot of your stuff, so I can't really pass judgement on the edge factor, but your avas include Rapeman and the Rape Landshark, so I wouldn't say the person who called you edgy was too fat from the truth :^)
Don't worry about autism br0. There isn't a single person not on the spectrum here.
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>>8002476
Thanks buddy.
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>>8002460
>Tira knew this very well and kept petting her ears heavily just because of it.
Whose a good girl? Yes you are!
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>>8002475
>Jar Jar ERP
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>>8002476
Day seven.
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>>8002512
Don't you dare.
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>>8002443
>Ahri, suffering horribly, closes her eyes and waits for the end.
>Instead, her eyes open again, and she sits up, feeling just fine.
Oh... Okay.
>>8002476
>Attempts to use the midkit, not fully sure how everything works.
"What is this? Hydrogen... Peroxide? ...Do I drink it?"
>>8002493
>Ahri clears her throat loudly to attempt to get the woman's attention, then speaks.
What's going on here?
>>8002512
>Finding the hidden crate, She's really glad she didn't drink that weird liquid.
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>>8002512
F
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>>8002528
Night seven.
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>>8002475
>Oh shit you was Gabriel! Explains the character options here. You may fit right in here, and good luck to building a new life out of your old one.
>>
>>8002493
>Blame the breed for what happened next, but like a typical pittbull came a sudden, swift, furious, and unprovoked bite
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>>8002537
Why did I get the poison package instead of the fan mail?
>>
Now this is a story all about how my
Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just bear with me
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a place called HG
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>>8002478
>who do people say you got cucked by?

(According to the copypasta literally every male ava there except Rance. In all honesty the memes do get to me sometimes. It's why I randomly am prone to emotional outbursts or expose that I'm still upset over certain events and people. I actually have no idea how to deal with all it. )

>>8002511
>(implying

He's for HG only. I really should mark which avas are HG only. ...then again they'd just consist of Genji and Jar Jar wouldn't they?)

>>8002540
(Yeah, Gabriel was my edgy self insert that I only keep on the roster for legacy reasons. Same reason why I had Jiro the Sergal on the MK roster. And thanks. It's been a rough start so far but...)
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>>8002551
Fuck, that one got me.
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>>8002537
>Ahri tucks the fanmail away. She's been getting a lot of it recently. It appears as though some of it is all from the same person.
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>>8002537
Kill the only other person left in the game. End of discussion.
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>>8002571
F
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>>8002537
>>8002564
>Dear Ahri,
>Seriously, you've got what it takes to bring home the gold. Make them tremble and die horrible deaths.
>XOXOXOXOXO, Suz
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>>8002571
Ha ha, that's right Eggman, eat shit. Or drink shit, I should say.
Anyways, I say we go after that one chick whose name begins with A. Safety in numbers after all.
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>>8002579
Night eight. Now's your chance Ahri!
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>>8002559
>They are giving you a hard time comrade. With using Kirito as your ava, people will be harsh due to the reception from the anime and the character being more broken than the M16 in Vietnam.
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>>8002461
Ahahah, there may be some truth in what you say Leo. However its best to stomp out the hopes of those undesirables before they get too high. I'd hate for my darling little Elise to have to deal with some stalker.
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>>8002609
>Lenny is going to win again

why even play
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>>8002609
Do you know what happened to Fyxe, by any chance? No? Well she makes a nice onesie.
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>>8002609
Oi, human with the weird clothes! Give that girl's cheerleader an upset!
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>>8002620
It'd leave something to her, and my own, retainers to address.
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>>8002493
>interrupts
Astaroth is better than Tira and Nightmare put together.
>>8002559
kek. Rance seems to be the only male ava nobody really gets triggered by. Some memes piss me off too, but only when they hit home or are just plain bullshit. I have sperged before, but memes alone aren't enough to set me off.
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>>8002609
The finale!
>>
>>8002620
me on the left
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>>8002635
O W A I N
D
I
N
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>>8002524
Oh! Nothing! Something wrong?
>>8002542
>Tira howled in pain as her arm got bitten, before sweeping the soldier off her feet.
Bad dog!
>>
>>8002641
wtf lenny
you got ganked so hard u noob
no wonder ur bronze
>>
>>8002645
It's Odin Dark you uneducated peasant
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>>8002641
>That betrayal.
>Ahri finally wins a game by killing Lenny.
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>>8002571
I mean, there's really only one person left... So...
>They sit around, awkward silence ensues.
>She feels like the third wheel.
>>8002592
>She tucks that note away in the front of her dress, close to her heart.
>>8002609
>Ahri, tired of feeling like the third wheel, plots her betrayal.
>>8002641
"I'm sorry for killing Lenny. I guess there's only one thing left to do."
>She hands the katana to a distraught Kate.
>
"Join him."
>>8002648
...Maybe a Little.
>>
>>8002641
RNGeezus did not disappoint.
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>>8002619
(I meant in terms of personal feelings than reception. I knew I was going to get shitposted.)

>>8002640
>Rance seems to be the only male ava nobody really gets triggered by.
(There's actually someone running around accusing him of being a misogynist. It's pretty funny.)

>>8002645
>(Even here the memes have spread

Is it true? Is he her to claim all the girls in HG just like he did in ERP)
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>>8002641
Seriously!? Come on now, you can even upset the cheerleaders? Bah... useless. I bet you rigged this, you had to since I didn't win that!
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>>8002639
I'm the boss around here.
>>8002641
Oh. Welp I guess I had it coming.
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>>8002641
Congratulations Ahri, you killed a two-time winner of the Express Games to become a two-time winner of the Express Games!
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>>8002645
Yes Odin is one of my retainers, though the... eccentric man is not present.

>>8002641
Thank you for the game, and congratulations to the host.
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>>8002695
And thanks for playing!
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>>8002695
Oh wow. Congrats fox girl. Thanks for hosting I guess.
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>>8002695
I demand a rematch.
>>8002707
Thanks for hosting.
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>>8002695
Yes, yes, congratulations.

>>8002707
I suppose I should thank you.
>>
Sometimes I like to put on my Grandpas old Italian WW2 equipment, including his rifle. And run into the woods behind my house pretending I was him serving on the front.

Am I autistic?
>>
>>8002707
Thanks for hosting mate.
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>>8002640
>proceeds to grab the bolin
Take that back right now!!
>>8002673
Oh well I'm not sorry, because noone cares! Take your trophy, trophy girl!
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>>8002695
Hey, you know what? I'm actually pretty okay with this. If you were bad enough to take out Kirito, you'd better have been bad enough to win the whole shebang. So, hey, congratulations! gg no re

>>8002707
(And thank you for hosting!)
>>
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>>8002648
>Her head hit the ground with a brain-splitting crack. St this point in her career, her hands didn't need it to function and her sidearm found its sights lined up across from her eye.

>>8002695
Yes! Great job.

Thanks for hosting.
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>>8002695
Congrats ~
>>8002707
Thanks for the food and the game ~
>>
>>8002720
you're honouring his memory
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>>8002707
Congrats...fox. And thanks for the show lady.
>>
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>>8002687
Jeasus. Is nothing sacred? I thought our boy Hotaru could get away with it. If anything, they'd be shitposted due to association really.
And yes, Owain is here to steal every female ava. Even my Skipper. He's going to dick an AI.
>>8002727
And if yer lookin for waifu material, Ashlotte is even better. Seriously, Astaroth/Ashlotte's attack throw is absolutely amazing.
>>
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>>8002691
Okay, well I quit.

And I want my arm back.
>>
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>>8002707
Thank you for hosting, and thank you everyone. It was a pleasure.

(Will be back soon)
>>
>>8002720
That's kinda cute, in a way.
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>>8002707
Congratulations Ms. Ahri..
Thank you for hosting Mokou...
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>>8002695
>>8002707
Congrats, Ahri. Thanks for hosting.
>>
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>>8002753
Here you go. No refunds.
>>
>>8002687
>Why didn't people get mad at Rance again? I am not in the ERP politics
>>
>>8002783
"Groovy"
>>
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>>8002800
give this to okuyasu for me
>>
>>8002620
>Your presence is alerted to a certain short assassin by her clearing her throat.
...Lady Camilla. I must inform you I am not fit to serve for the immediately foreseeable future.
>>
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>>8002800
Because Hotaru (who plays Rance) also plays six million female avas, doesn't talk thread drama much and is generally a gucci ava.
>>
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>>8002751
(rip HG, you guys never stood a chance.)

>>8002800
(Oh, people are getting mad at Rance too. It's just one person who's triggered at how Rance is basically a rapist but it happens. I think up until that point Rance got away with it because her male avatars were secondary to her female avatars so they got a free pass. But now they've been more active as Rance, including deflowering a Corrin so now people are really getting riled. Sigh... I really hate that I'm so ingrained in ERP and its politics. I need a breath of fresh air before that community becomes the death of me.)
>>
>>8002815
>Kicks you out of the shadow
>>
Dammit Asgore when I asked for your entry image that meant I needed it
Almost finished with a more visually appealing newfag league
Should I use Shii or a tiny snek for the final head?
>>
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>>8002738
>she pulls the gun closer to her almost teasingly
Silly dog! Everyone knows death doesnt last long here! It sucks I know, but we're both going to have to live with it!
>she pats her on the head like a good doggo before kissing suz on the forehead.
>>8002815
>Tira waves to her fellow assassin
>>
>>8002832
Tiny Snek sounds good
>>
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>>8002809
>I am Okuyasu tho but saved that
>>8002820
>So the guy is just fuck an anon or grill and get to the next? Explains why he is liked
>>
>>8002832
Why not just look it up on desuarchive?
>>
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>>8002635
I do hope you wouldn't leave me out if this were to happen, brother. I wouldn't be able to forgive myself unless I made sure any such stalker was dead.
>>
Sometimes I like to put on my Grandpas old SS uniform and WW2 equipment, including his MP42. And run into the woods behind my house pretending I was burning the jews.

Am I autistic?
>>
>>8002842
>Soviet was Okuyasu
Not being in the discord really does wonders to your mind.
>>
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>>8002832
>Wait, what?
>>
>>8002851
You sound like an upstanding German citizen to me. Your grandpa would be proud.
>>
>>8002842
>SOVIET WAS OKUYASU
Fuck, no wonder i had a bad feeling about okuyasu
>>
>>8002851
No, you're just doing what you do best.
>>
>>8002829
Nice blog, idiot. How about you whine about ERP in, oh, I don't know, the ERP threads?
>>
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>>8002829

>People getting triggered at a guy playing rance doing what rance is supposed to and is known for.
(That sounds amazingly stupid)
>>
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>>8002842
>>
>>8002829
>One more reason why I hate that place, in a related tangent. I have a theory why there is a lot of in fighting and drama there than here
.
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>>8002853
>>8002861
>People didn't know

just...how?
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>>8002832
>Oh, I see now.
>>8001936
>Sorry, I was taking a bath and didn't see that.
>>
>>8002853
>>8002861
He's been posting his wallpaper like that for motnhs
>>
>>8002857
>>8001936
Already got it through the archive but still
For convenience
>>
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>>8002845
Elise would likely not even notice. Niles and Odin would have an easy time on their on hunting a stalker down. There wouldn't be a need to alert Arthur or Effie, they'd simply keep her occupied like usual.
>>
>>8002832
The newfags, powerless alone, stand togetr united to make a force fearsome enough to challenge even the most ancient oldfags.

Nah just kidding. kys newfags lmao
>>
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>>8002838
Maybe that's why we stick around, death doesn't last but the pain is still there. It just hurts too good.
>>
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>>8002868
(Be sure to like, comment, subscribe for more blog content.
No you're right, Im sorry.)

>>8002871
(You don't know the half of it...)

>>8002882
(Tell me some other time. I'm going in too deep here and need to go. See ya.)
>>
>>8002890
>>8002884
Well i don't usually give a shit about wallpapers
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>>8002884
Just never gave a general shit about who people are. I talk to who talks to me, and considering the person Soviet is, and tries to be. He talked with my avatars and was generally pretty chill to talk to.
>>
>>8002842
Yeah, basically. There's some funposting tho.
The ratio of male to female avas is like 2:20 tho, if you even count Jacket (which they never really use).
>>8002871
>That sounds amazingly stupid
Where
Do
You
Think
We
Are
?

Kys
Baron
>>
>>8002832
What about Slime Tits?
>>
>>8002907
All that effort you put into making people not hate you is negated when you go on and on and on about it in thread.

I sympathized with you at first but now I'd wish you'd really just shut the fuck up about it. If you want to bitch about all this do it in private.
>>
>want to host
>nobody worth hosting for
>>
>>8002885
Do you allow multifag teams (eg. one ava from each avafag to form a team of 4)?
>>
>>8002908
Maybe that's why you didn't know...?
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>>8002902
Someone gets it! Good girl!
>she hugs and teases suz with petting again as a reward.
>>8002942
(im sorry)
>>
>>8002927
Slime tits wouldn't be as easy to recognize
>>
>>8002959
aw dangit i thought we had a widowmaker ava for a second
>>
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>>8002942
>I'm here anon.
>>
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>>8002951
>Excuse me?
>>
>>8002942
host for Eggman-kun
>>
>>8002939
Jiro is the epitome of lacking self awareness and he takes rp way too seriously while having a bunch of mental issues that are clearly not being treated.
>>
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ERPiggu GO HOME!
>>
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>>8002907
>I have a discord so I can PM you on my /trash/ theory sponsored by MatPat. Goodbye
>>8002911
>For Okuyasu I use his personality I see after the events of Part 4, who is more matured and less impulsive. But he is still a hotheaded kid. Soviet is just my, "cheeki breeki all is good tovarish man". And I don't take anything here too seriously. I just wanna have fun as long as it doesn't make others feel too bad.
>>
>>8002942
i'm a newfag host for me dum dum
>>
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>>8002985
This is my home.
>>
>>8002986
The thing about your JoJo is that you fall back to old Soviet habits (ergo: ''How is day, comrade'') very quickly. Learn to not do that
>>
>>8002971
>implying you're worth hosting for
Go be desperate for relevancy somewhere else.
>>
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erpfags aren't welcomed here.
>>
I wish I could be a newfag again
>>
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>>8002986
I mean hey. You do fine since when I knew you originally you were harrass the animu grill. While with Okuyasu you talked to my male avatars and genuinely asked questions, even if you were a good majority idiot like Okuyasu. Not a fan of jojo but that shouldn't stop me from talking to someone if they try.

>I just wanna have fun as long as it doesn't make others feel too bad.
That's the spirit.
>>
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>>8002967
(Thats got to be the oddest comparison Ive ever heard)
>>
>>8002972
Can 4 people (for example, Persons 1, 2, 3 and 4) form a 4-player team with their avas)? That's what I mean by multifag teams.
>>
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>>8002894
Very well. If you believe it will never present itself to be a problem then I suppose I have no choice but to take your word for it, little brother.
>>
>>8003001
>That's okay anon. I forgive you. I know you're just grumpy.
>>
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>>8003017
>>
>>8002985
What the fucks even going on in this gif?
>>
>want to reply to slides and RP but all the hosts are obnoxious assholes
>>
>>8003042
>being this self-absorbed
>>
>>8003017
>Oh, if you mean for the fucking squad tournament or whatever that I'm adopting, then yeah.
>Also, update: I'm making headway on the Gauntlet, and it should be at least close to completion by next Monday, so around then is probably when I'll start asking for teams.
>>
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>>8002985
Are they all dying one after another?
>>
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>>8003025
Its no worry. Even if they showed them self to be a threat I'm sure either our dear brother Xander would step up to protect Elise. One of your retainers ran into an unfortunate turn of events.
>>
>>8003065
Attitudes like this are what kills the community.
>>
Reminder to not give attention to King Knight's shitposting.
>>
>Owain is fucking chara in the longest edgiest text walls

RÈEEEEEE33EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>8003065
>want to rp but to stay completely IC my character stays silent until spoken to
i can take solace in the fact that i'm doing them 100% faithfully
>>
>>8003070
Wait, you're taking over Hoshi's event?
Based as FUCK.
>>
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>>8003065
>Most of them seem pretty cool if you're not shitting on them 24/7

>>8003069
>Thinking I didn't just reply so no one else had to deal with you being mad about something.

>You wanna talk about it dude?
>>
>>8003070
Glad to hear it. Thanks again, Smolgore.
>pets
>>
Only good erpfag is a dead erpfag
>>
>>8003094
A silent character can still post doing things.
>>
>>8003095
Haha, no he's not. I've already got my events prepped.
>>
>>8003095
>Hoshi's event
lmao smolgore was doing these before they even knew one another existed

kys
>>
>>8002999
>Not an issue anymore ever since I got a cheap laptop month ago, I strive to have longer talks and better convos
>>8003012
>Oku is easy for me, I just need to put not thoughts in my mind to much. I have also been trying to talk to more male avas in general with Soviet, but that is besides the point. Just need to get a better feel of PC then I will go back to Okuyasu soon.
>>
>>8003097
>Kamina
>cool
>>
>>8003097
Do you ever RP? For real I've only seen you greentext about shit that nobody cares about.
>>
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LISTEN UP ALL YA'LL

NEXT GAME I ENTER, I'M WINNING. THEN I CAN FINALLY BUY MY WIFE BUELA THAT DOUBLE-WIDE

I got kids, ya know?
>>
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>>8003065
>mfw someone asks me something and expects me to RP
>>
Go home
>>
>>8003128
>Of course dude. I'm not gonna sit around RPing without a game going on though. That why you're mad at me?
>>
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>>8002830
>>8002838
>>8002815
>Due to events related to the prior games, Beruka's hair has been dyed a bright, disgusting neon pink.
...
...
I was hiding myself for a reason.
>>
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>>8003118
Well just do you. I'm sure you probably don't even know which male avas I am, but its fine. As long as your having fun and progressing how you want.
>>
Give me a new thread and I'll host.
>>
>>8003097
What are you even running through your mind? I'm not going to spread this anywhere else, I'm just shitting on you because you're a brain-dead retard who acts like he's never done anything wrong.
>>
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>>8003095
>Uhh...thank you.

>>8003098
>Accepts the pet.
Hahah, thanks, human!

>>8003114
>What a shame.

>>8003117
>That's true, but no need to be rude about it. Besides, that makes me a prime candidate for taking it over, no?
>>
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>>8003092
That's Paul you idiot. He isn't writing much either.
>>
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>>8003154
Your hair looks so cute!
>>
>>8003154
>Hysterical girlish laughing can be heard in the shadows
>>
>>8003154
Beruka kinda looks cute with pink hair.
Although I do prefer her normal blue hair a lot more.
>>
>>8003183
>>8003183
>>8003183
>>
>>8003162

>>8003180
>>8003180
>>8003180
>>
>>8003162
here
>>8003183
>>8003183
>>8003183
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>>8003077
Oh? What's this about my retainers now, Leo? I hope you don't have any grave news to deliver, I don't think my heart could take it.
>>
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>>8003163
>I think you need to settle down man. There's literally no reason to get this mad on a 4chan board. If you want to keep screaming at me for taking obvious bait go ahead though.
>>
>>8000000
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