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ITT: Pokemon are real.
Who's your favorite Pokedestined?
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>>8000209
Me! But Nate is pretty cool too!
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>>8000209
Yellow!
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>8000205
>I just needed a way to stop Laz from actually using surf and KO'ing both birb and Otter
...... okay.
>The Horsea watches the crying babby and swims back to his corner, mildly bothered by the sound
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>>8000205
Oh no, are you alright?
>Tries to comfort the crying otter.
>Otter will get smeared by ink probably by this.
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>>8000261
(whoops)
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>>8000261
>Bab ignores ink and hugs birbdaddy, sobbing into his... wing?
>Yep, her entire front is now covered with ink.
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Sunny, breezy day!
How has everyone been?
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>>8000305
There, there.
It was just a bit of a scrape.
You'l be fine.
>Rocks the otter a bit while hugging it.
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>>8000181
what?
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>>8000309
We saved a white mouse thingy from a.... scientist? I'm not sure, but he kinda looked like an evil scientist!
I've been in the Pokemon center all night because Nate fell asleep on my lap, and the mouse thingy still isn't better! Kinda worried about it...
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>>8000426
Have you tried berries? They always make me feel better.
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>>8000335
>Wott calms down after a bit of rocking, looking up at birb daddy.
...Bibbie... daddah... aww bwack...
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>>8000488
>Chuckles at the otter babbling.
Well look who is cheered up.
Lets go get you something to eat.
I don't think I've seen you had anything for today.
>Goes to the galley with the otter in tow.
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>>8000309
Good! Good!
I fought fishies and birds today!
Human friend and I went exploring!
I got to glide! Glide!
>>8000426
Yikes! That sounds Scary! Scary!
I met a nice science guy once, I don't wanna think about bad science guys...
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>>8000205
...zzzzzzzzehzzzzz
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>>8000426
>Are they in the same room as the Cinccino?
>If so, her eyes crack open as she looks over to Sun, groaning softly
>She's been cleaned up as best the nurse can do without being a cinccino herself, and... well, a lot of her body is encased in various casts
>And an IV is in her arm, pumping in nutrients, painkillers, and medication to help dull the effects of Breedfast withdrawal that she's almost certainly going to feel after a while.
Where... are we...?
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>>8000483
Uh... I think we gave it a berry? I can't remember, sorry! Maybe I'll offer it more malasadas, everyone likes malasadas!
>>8000531
It kinda was... One of the guards had this uh.... Stick? It was pretty loud and messed up his Bisharp's chest...
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>>8000526
>>8000548
>Otter is taken to the galley by birbdaddy
...Maww daddah siww sweepie...
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>>8000565
>Thanks autoupdate
>I wrote that Sun was in the lobby, but we can say they were on a chair in Cinccino's ER room
Oh! We're in the Pokemon Center! I think Nate said it was in... Asstelliuh? I can't remember.... I kinda just followed where Rotom said to go...
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>>8000584
Oh, your still tired?
Well lets get you tucked back into bed then.
Uh.
But where is that?
>Looks for the sleeping rooms.
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>>8000531
Alright! What kinda birds you fight? Around here its mostly starlys and staravias.
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>>8000610
...Pokemon center...
...S-so... we're not... I'm not...?
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>>8000620
Nooooooooo.
*Maww Daddah* siww sweepie.
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>>8000677
>Otter says that and then immediately contradicts himself by giving a great big yawn.
>Still not what she meant.
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>>8000698
You sound pretty sleepy.
>Finds a nice bed for the otter.
Or do you want to get something before bed?
How about a bedtime story?
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>>8000664
Not what...? I don't get it...
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>>8000724
>Otter sighs as he burrows into the blankets of the bed... almost immediately arranging them so they'd be like the blanket nest.
>The bed itself was still non-OSHA-compliant. Or at least non-oshawott-compliant. Either way, there still wasn't a crib on board.
I... I wike souwie...
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>>8000570
That sounds really scary!
You got out so you're tough! Tough!
Wow!
>>8000637
Human friends said they're Wingulls!
They wanted my lunch, but I wanted my lunch! It was my lunch!
So we fought, and I won! I won!
Human friend said I did a good job!
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>>8000750
...Not there... n-not with him... n-not forced to...
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...Thank you...
>The cinccino smiles up at Sun, before falling back to sleep. She seems a lot more peaceful now.
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>>8000770
A story it is.
>Tells Osha of a story about a small bird called birb.
>Birb couldn't squawk very loudly and got bullied for it.
>But birb found out that with the power of friendship, puberty and excessive violence, all his problems could be fixed.
Good night Osha.
>pats the otter head.
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>>8000831
>Hide smiles and drifts off to the land of Nod.
>Sleepy babby wott.
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No luck finding what I was looking for in eastern Hoenn.
The non-local Pokemon must have slipped off far from shore, and I don't exactly have diving gear.
At least Ruffles got some exercise gliding and scrapping with the locals.
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>>8001185
>A youngster is nearby
>He seems to be searching for something
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>>8001321
Heya, kiddo. You alright?
>John: Look on, concerned
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>>8001350
>The kid tries to look cool, but seems to be still worried
Hello, I'm good...
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>>8001423
Need help looking for something? I've been out looking for something too, but haven't been able to find it. I'm guessing what I'm looking for headed out to sea.
What about you, hm?
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HELLO MORTALS I AM BIDOOF THE GREATEST OF THE ONE OF THEM ALL.
I SHALL GRANT 3 MIRACLES TO MY LOYAL SUBJECTS
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>>8001474
False god!
False god!
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>>8001423
>>8001448
Looking? Looking?
What are we looking for?
Is it still the mean eel?
I couldn't find the mean eel.
>>8001474
. . .
Who are you?
Are you a friend? Friend?
What's a miracle?
Is it a kind of Berry?
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>>8001448
>Still trying to act tough
It's nothing, I'm searching for something I lost.
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>>8001496
YES MY CHILD, HELIX IS A FALSE GOD
>>8001500
>The last number multiplied by itself is the amount of berries that rain upon ruffles
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>>8001569
Yes I know Helix is a false god.
Just like you!
Cheater!
Fraud!
Phoney!
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>>8001514
I've been out here looking for stuff for a while.
Maybe I've seen what you're looking for. If you tell me what it is, I could help - I've got time before my boss wants me back, and it looks like what I was looking for's jetted out to sea anyway.
>>8001569
>81 Berries
>Not convinced if the strange entity's divinity but glad for the supplies.
>There's a good assortment, and John's breaking out a big ol' bag to haul it all.
>Maybe there's a rare variety in here?
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>>8001423
Hey Good, I'm Dad.
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>>8001638
>Tough guy attitude status: breaking
I'm looking for my Marshtomp.
I spent all my allowance on TMs for him and he takes my dex, releases himself and I WANT HIM BACK
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>>8001717
>Concern Intensifies.
I saw him over in Lilycove.
He, er, got himself into some major trouble, so... you miiiight not want him back.
Cops are involved. Very involved.
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>>8001500
I don't know no eels!
>>8001838
H-how do you know it's him? I live near Slateport, I found my dex in the beach there! Lilycove is way away for his lazy butt!
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>>8001569
I wish for you to not exist.
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why is everyone calling themselve gods?
if i say i'm a god would anyone belive it?
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Rotom here! $ Humanz are like all electricity
Can i possess my trainer?
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>>8002136
Only if you manage to fool someone into worshiping you.
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>>8002104
>>8001569
WAIT WH-
>And then the Shitty Bidoof vanished.
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>>8002144
No! It doesn't work, it's just really annoying!
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>>8001932
It might not be him. I hope it's not, that would suck for you.
I haven't seen any other Marshtomps around, but I wish you luck.
>>8002136
I wouldn't recommend it. That sort of thing has a tendency to make people think you're crazy or hate you.
>>8002144
Pretty sure that's a 'No'. I wouldn't recommend trying it, and especially wouldn't recommend trying it as a surprise.
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>>8002277
I-if you find him... his name is Gask. I promise to not force him to train again. I PROMISE!
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>Sipping a soda, watching the thread on his pokedex.
>Did I mention he's on a secret mission in Unova?
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>>8002463
I'm sure, kiddo. You've learned your lesson, right?
Take care, and catch you later.
>John heads off...
>With the huge dang pile of Berries mostly slung over his back in a bag.
>And away he goes, with Ruffles following.
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Hoennfag here, staking out this weird house with a bunch of pokemon in it.
Still no sign of a Trainer. They might really be wilds squatting here.
Should I try to snag one when it comes outside?
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>>8002782
Can I offer you some advice?
Don't.
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>>8002782
>UNIT FIVE: DISSUADE
I AM AFRAID I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT
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>>8002797
Why?
My team's not a buncha wimps.
I see one now, I'm gonna try to scan it with my 'dex from here...
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>>8002734
Thanks...
>Please come back..
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>>8002833
Your funeral.
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>>8002833
You're about to commit a grave mistake.
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>>8002782
>>8002833
Dude that sounds super dumb.
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Hey does anyone have any advice on raising a Growlithe?
Mine keeps chewing on my stuff. Especially my baseball bat.
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>>8003044
hey nate, you might wanna see this article krickefeed just posted
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>>8003266
WHAT? Who the frick? Am I in there pleaaase don't tell me I'm in there.
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>>8003235
Bop him on the nose! That's what I do to Nebby and it works pretty well!
>>8003266
.... that doesn't look like a good article!
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>>8003293
I tried bopping his nose and he bit me! My mom said this pokemon trainer thing would be easy.
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>>8003286
you and sun are the headline after some fucking cinccino thing
the others are calem, lillie, and that new gym leader joey
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>>8003286
is is true you wear thigh highs
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>>8003310
Um... That's not good! I've never had that problem, but maybe try hiding all the stuff he can chew on, and then just play with him until he likes you!
>>8003324
What the heck?! I don't even know what a Cinccino is, why am I in it???
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>>8003366
Heck. I'll keep trying, thank you!
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>>8003324
Why meeeee? I'm an awesome trainer, dude.
>>8003362
Decline to answer!!!
>>8003366
Sun what are we gonna do?
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>>8003399
I don't know! Make a fun video to show that they're wrong? Burn down the Krickefeed headquarters??
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>>8003044
Dude I've never seen a Pokemon like this
It looks kinda like a Raichu, right?
But it floated!
I can't scan it from here but I've gotta bag this thing, my team's like L30 so we've got this totally covered.
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>>8003446
...Why burn them down? Isn't that a little harsh?
>>8003447
Dude, you're totally gonna get swept.
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>>8003324
Let's see what they say when I burn their building down with an all fire type team.
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>>8003489
That one was a joke, silly! But I really don't know... Will they even listen if we just.. ask?
>>8003503
That's totally a lie! The wild Pokemon come help and I give them food! It's not like I'm making them stay there...
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>>8003266
>>8003324
>>8003503
.... I really do hope these are just rumors.
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>>8003536
Not a good idea.
>>8003551
If you and your boyfriend try to burn anything down I won't hesitate to stop you by force.
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>>8003551
Maybe we gotta prove it to them?
>>8003564
Hey N!! How's your husband?
>>8003571
HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND DUDE! I will kick your butt.
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>>8003399
>>8003366
Krickefeed's garbage. I was there, you two saved that Cinccino.
>>8003536
I'd advise against that. Arson's not a good look in any instance, but especially if it looks like revenge.
>>8003564
In at least two of the five alleged instances, it's absolute Tauros shit. And yes, I'll say that under oath.
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>>8003571
>>8003605
I'm joking. I like making monotype teams though. Always makes tactics a little more fun.
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>>8003266
These clickbait spewing dumbasses again, they're the worst of Volted and PHOX news combined.
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>>8003602
Sleeping. I'm pretty sure Gladion is half Snorlax. How are you, Nate?
>>8003605
I see. That is a relief - I was worried that the regions were under worse management than I had thought. I am glad to see this isn't the case.
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>>8003571
No sign of the Pokemon we're looking for, sir. Looks like the Marshtomp might be a runaway, though - bumped into a kid looking for one as well.
>>8003659
I agree. One of these days they're going to actually get taken to court and reamed out for actually ruining someone's life if they don't tone down to less legally actionable terri-
>>8003447
Do it and die.
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>>8003605
Oh thank goodness.
>>8003699
Good!! I made a new friend and I'm gonna get a Luigi! Hey since you must be some kinda casanova, how the heck do you tell someone you like them in real life? I've only done it in movies.
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>>8003571
Boyfriend?? I mean... I guess Nate is my friend, and a dude so...?
>>8003602
Okay, how do you wanna do that?
>>8003605
Thanks, at least you believe us!
>>8003636
... but what about sneaky pebbles?
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>>8003733
Wrong guy. I'm Black.
What's this about a Marshtomp?
>>8003749
He totally has the hots for you. After riding with so many sweaty men I can tell.
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>>8003771
Hoenn. check the S.S. Cactus
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>>8003745
Casanova? Me? Sorry to disappoint Nate, but I never made the first move. Gladion bet a kiss that I couldn't beat him in a race, and ... Well. No confessing ever really happened, it was always just implied or casually slipped into whatever we were talking about. I'm afraid I won't be of much help on this topic.
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>>8003749
Sneaky pebbles is why I spend so much time at the bars.
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>>8003771
Uhm... Okay? I really don't know what to do with this info... I don't even know how the dating thing works....
......... do I even wanna know what you mean by the second part?
>>8003885
Get something with rapid spin or defog! Hey, is beer any good?
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Yo i just saw some article that said nate abuses pokemon.
I new he was always a bit.... weird.
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>>8003833
Genius!! You're a genius N!!
>>8003914
Sun Sun Sun!! Let's have a race down to that place that made the fake article about us.
Uh, no pokemon though! Winner gets a kiss from the loser. Go!
>He runs out the Pokemon Center door.
>>8003947
At least my hair isn't fake.
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>>8003885
Sneaky pebbles into toxic spikes into spikes.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how much does this make you want to commit homicide?
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>>8003966
I dont have fake hair.
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>>8003447
You're truly suicidal, aren't you?
>>8003733
Runaway? Any more info on it?
>>8003825
Tell me more.
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>>8003914
I know. Thank you.
I don't do beer, mostly wine. The Kalos wine is fantastic. Don't get drunk with Siebold around.
>>8003968
Like, a lot. 600.
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>>8003947
you arent safe either
you were on the "Top 5 Murder-Crazy League Membes" list
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>>8003825
Huh. I'll check it out.
If the pokemon's a runaway it must have a good reason.
Rolling a die.
>Last post number is a secret value.
>>8003985
I'll check it out for you.
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>>8003999
Mon cher, just because you're a touchy drunk doesn't mean I should act different.
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>>8004024
At least I destroyed your ass in bed and on my way to becoming champ.
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>>8004009
Really? I made a list?! AWESOME!
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>>8003966
Ahhhhhh wait Nate I don't even know where it is!
>Sun runs after him
>>8003984
It could still be a wig!
>>8003999
Uh... Why? Who's Siebold?
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>>8004014
Four, cool.
Calling out to whoever's on that boat. I'm coming for you. If you can beat me I'm leaving and forgetting about this situation.
Get ready.
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>>8003985
>>8004014
Yeah. Some Youngster forced the Pokemon into training, and he had enough. Grabbed the kid's 'Dex and booked it all the way from Slateport.
Can't say as I blame the Marshtomp for running off, but now he's a suspect in a fairly high-profile murder.
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>>8003984
Looks fake.
>>8004038
Come on Slowpoke! Keep up!
>Turns a corner.
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>>8004038
Nooooope!
>>8004072
Do you want to know how i got these scars?
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>>8003966
... You're welcome?
>>8004035
.... I'm not certain that is a good list to be on.
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>>8004032
Oh? It almost sounds as if you are looking for a rematch, mon cher.
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>>8004061
I play fair. I'm gonna give them a four pokemon battle. If they win I'm telling my friends to not mess with them. That'll be all the champs.
>>8004092
Hey there N.
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>>8004072
I'm not a Slowpoke, cheater!
>Roll to catch up at the very least
>>8004088
... Is that a reference?
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>>8004052
>PANIC
WE'RE LEAVING. MOVE EVERYTHING TO THE BOAT GO GO GO
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Yoooo!
Like, did somebody here send a wannabe Trainer to come mess with me and my bros?
He wasn't all that tough, but, like, if so then not cool.
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>>8004165
>The gay seahorse grabs the other gay sea horse and flops onto the boat
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>>8004088
Sure?
>>8004158
Come on do I run more than you?
>Roll to skid to a stop in front of the place.
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>>8004052
>>8004165
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh?
UH?
Get the babies and splets, I'll get the supplies, eh.
>Run the fuck to storage
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>>8004061
.... What murder?
>>8004121
Hello, Black. How have you been?
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>>8004092
Why not?
>>8004158
>>8004197
I killed a salamence with my bare hands.
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>>8004219
... what
dude
and i thought you feeding people to your dragon was brutal
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>>8004061
Without the dex the kid could have not been able to emergency recall, even more so if the dex lacked security and the Marshtomp managed to release himself.
This can get real messy.
>>8004121
If you spot an Eelektross, consider that they're very probably the Lilycove murderers. And in that case, show them no mercy.
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>>8004165
>>8004184
>>8004198
...It's only four pokemon.
>>8004203
Pretty good. Got off vacation. Got some new pokemon and stuff.
Is four pokemon too much for those guys?
>>8004219
I think Ghetsis has you beat in the dragon fighting ring though.
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>>8004203
When that visiting Unovan politician got offer in Lilycove, there was a Marshtomp that ran off with the Pokemon that did the deed.
Might be the same one.
I sincerely hope not, but I've been disappointed before.
>>8004173
Little bro, we were trying to talk that dumbass out of it. Don't scramble his brains, okay?
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>>8004165
>Fishtol is spletting himself and the crate of candy over twords the boat
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>>8004198
>Supply run 1: medicine and food
>Roll to not spill things when getting them on the boat
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>>8004239
well, I dont feed them to him... he just does.
>>8004253
Nah, probs not. Who is that anyway?
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>>8004184
>>8004198
>>8004292
AAAAAAA
>GRABBING STUFF
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>>8004219
Whaaaaaaat? How the heck? Why? You can't just leave it at that!
>>8004197
Yes! I ride Nebby everywhe-
>Sun runs right into him
... ow
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>>8004309
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT!
>Roll for mist.
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>>8004292
>Help that splet with the candies
>There has been not any hehs in the past five minutes
>>8004309
>Internal AAAAAAAAAAAAing
>GRAB MORE STUFF
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>>8004261
Fuuuck yooou.
Why didn't you tell me they weren't wild?
I wasted a Great Ball trying to catch this stupid Ra-
>Painful Zap Sounds
Whyyyy...
I just wanted a fifth and sixth Pokemon...
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>>8004253
Oh? What are the new Pokemon? As for the boat Pokemon, I suppose it would depend on what four you're using. They likely expect your best Pokemon.
>>8004261
I see. Wild Marshtomp are uncommon, so this likely is the case. How unfortunate.
>>8004305
.... Ghetsis is my adopted father, and he lost much of the right half of his body when fighting a Hydreigon. He won.
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>>8004252
Nate is better at dealing with the imminent death thing but I'll think on it.
...Maybe I can get N to lend me Zekrom.
>>8004305
Some crazy old dude. I kicked his butt and he lost his mind and became a food mogul.
>>8004309
>>8004349
>>8004357
Guys? I'm offering to like clear your names if you beat me. Whatever.
>>8004381
Just a few pokemon from Kalos and Alola. Alola has some pretty neat pokemon actually.
Aaaaaaaany way I could borrow Zekrom for a bit, maybe?
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>>8004372
I told you that you were making a mistake. Dumbass.
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>>8004315
It interrupted my game so i killed it.
>>8004381
ha! Hydreigons can get nasty though. sounds like he got lucky.
>>8004400
Sounds like an interesting dude.
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>>8004400
Have you considered the fact that, you're, yknow, Black.
I would probably flip if you were challenging me to a fight too.
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>>8004315
Haahaha! I won! Yess. You know what that meaaaans?
>>8004400
Black, is clearing a bunch of criminals a good idea?
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>>8004410
I mean I guess.
>>8004427
Good point.
>>8004432
Yeah you're right. I'll go tell the police Team Plasma is evil again.
I'm joking by the way.
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>>8004400
>>8004432
...Criminals? I'm not...?
>Confused squirting
>Horsea was never involved in any of the killing stuff
What are you talking about?
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>>8004349
>>8004357
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8004476
WE HAVE TO GO
>PUTTING MORE CRAP ON THE BOAT
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>>8004381
>Wild starter Pokemon are uncommon
Guess it depends on where you live.
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>>8004432
Criminals?
>Squawk
I'm not a criminal, all I did was blast a few pirates and stole a sh-.
Is stealing a ship illegal?
>>8004511
>Helps with putting crap on the boat.
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>>8004400
I'll ask him to go and help you, but I'm not sure he'll actually do it. He's been acting.... Strange... Lately. Don't accept any deals he offers you.
>>8004410
Yes, he did. Unfortunately. His most recent encounter with a dragon did not end as well.
>>8004473
Black please. You scared me.
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>>8004357
>>8004511
>About a quarter of the supplies fell into the water
>At least we got the candies
EVERYONE IN THE BOAT?
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>>8004432
I'm not a criminal!
I'm a remoraid!
>>8004511
>Assist eelfriend!
>..Somehow!
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>>8004432
...what? ... oh, wait! I remember!
>Lean in and kiss him on the cheek
>>8004410
What game?
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>>8004511
>Splet him
What's he talking about?
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>>8004473
Don't make fun of me Black.
>>8004572
Scooore!
>Kiss him back.
So, anyway. Do we like go show these dudes we have good teams?
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>>8004549
>>8004562
UH I THINK SO
>>8004588
ZEKROM TOLD ME TO KILL A GUY AAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>8004536
He's been what?
>>8004608
Zekrom fucking what?
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>>8004623
Apaprently Zekrom has been offering people their dreams in exchange for servitude.
>>8004608
.... he did what?
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>>8004608
THE BABY, BOSS
>Check if lil wott is on the boat
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>>8004651
HE TOLD ME TO KILL A POLITICAL GUY IM SORRY
>>8004655
WHERES THE BABY???????
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>>8004690
NOT ON HIS BLANKET PILE
>Run the fuck back to the main ship
>Search for Hide
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>>8004651
Tell Zekrom he's at the top of my shitlist. You wouldn't mind if I made a team to teach him a lesson, would you?
>>8004655
>>8004690
Look I'll talk to the police, relax.
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>>8004608
Killed who?
Are these guys his friends or something?
>>8004690
Osha?!
He was sleeping in a bed in the crew quarters!
Did you check there?!
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>>8004707
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>HELP SEARCH
>>8004711
Wait, what?
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>>8004591
Uhm... I think so! Let's go!
>Grab his hand and run inside
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>>8004690
Why would you listen to anything Zekrom says? He's an idealistic anarchist!
>>8004711
Kyurem already tried to do that - he just went right back to making deals afterwards and we got stuck with a knocked out Kyurem.
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>>8004726
NOT THEEEREEEE
>Hide must have woke up in the commotion
>He can be anywhere in the ship now
>Keep searching
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>>8004735
Don't listen to Zekrom.
>>8004791
Hahahaha. Not after I rail him six ways to sunday with a pure fairy team.
How about it?
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>>8004804
Did you find him yet?
>Ignores the trainer and helps with searching.
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>>8004726
I DONT KNOW!!
>>8004791
>>8004837
I'm sorry!! I won't anymore!!
>>8004804
>>8004845
>HELPING
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>>8004862
you dont have a choice
the contract is binding
heed my command knight
flee
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....
>eating popcorn.
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>>8004882
You're fucking grounded. Be at Olivine in sixteen minutes.
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>>8004882
HEY!
FUCK YOU!
>Oh my god remi said a bad word
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>>8004837
I.... suppose a battle with Zekrom would be fine, as long as you don't seriously injure him...
>>8004882
ZEEEEEEKRRROOOOOOMMMMM.
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>>8004845
>>8004862
>Find Hide munching on a few leftover berries still in storage
>Quickly grab the lil wott
STORAGE
GET ON BOOOOOOOOOAT
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>>8004882
No! Screw off! Take your stupid power and shove it!
>>8004919
You tell him, Remi!
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>>8004966
knight
heed my command
attack this pest >>8004919
>>8004923
for the hero we work behind the scenes
to create a world befitting of the hero
are you not proud
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>>8004923
Which house is yours? The big rich people one?
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it's pretty quite today, i wonder what dave and jacket are doing?
inazuma too, i wonder if he wants to talk
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>>8005012
ohohohohooho
>anticipation intensifies.
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>>8005012
NO YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE YOU JUST WANNA HURT PEOPLE AND GET AWAY WITH IT!
FUCK YOUUU!
>VERY angery fishtol sounds
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>>8005016
.... yes.
Please keep the fight to the battle room, I'll try to wake Gladion up and explain to him what's going on before he assumes we're being attacked.
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>>8005012
WHAT
WHAT
GO AWAY
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>>8005012
No!!
>>8004965
>>8005042
>Get fishtol and hop on the boat.
>>8005061
Come on let's goooo.
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>>8005012
Hey what the hell, don't call Remi a pest!
He's maybe a bit of a dick for knocking me out, but that dick is still a friend.
So just ... go away!
>Squawks
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>>8005012
Why the fuck would I be proud? You're running around and chilling people while claiming Pokemon rights! Do you have any idea what you're doing? That's the reason they fucking made the kill chips! Zekrom, I order you to stop this!
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>>8005048
Remind me to get into whatever business you're in if you can afford a place like this.
>Fuck why is he already married.
Anyway I'm in the battle room.
>>8005012
Come on jerk off. Make the first strike.
>LV80 Sylveon goes out.
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>>8004908
same dude
>>8005026
ole famalam
im locked in the bedroom with jacket
sadly no hot make out sesh going on
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>>8005064
AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>Skeddadle the fuck anywhere
>Maybe Orre?
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The hell is going on here?
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>>8005153
AWAY!!!
>>8005193
Chaos.
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>>8005042
you are a fool
i work to create an ideal wo-
>>8005097
why must you interfere?
i am doing this for you
fine
i shall cancel the contacts
>>8005064
>Bolt Strike is removed from Remi's moveset
>Evens Zekrom takes one move of your choice as well
>>8005115
fine
if you insist
>Zekrom used Bolt Strike!
252+ Atk Teravolt Zekrom Bolt Strike vs. 248 HP / 236 Def Sylveon: 339-399 (107.2 - 126.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
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>>8005193
I have no idea dude, but it's fun to watch.
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>>8005193
NOT GOOD THINGS.
>>8005211
>Cling to eelfriend
>As much as a fishtol can cling anyways
>>8005231
YOU'RE A DIIIICK!
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>>8005193
What>>8005240
Said
>>8005263
This is kinda fun...
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>>8005211
>flap away to the boat.
>>8005231
Yeah your a cunt.
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>>8005231
Great whiff.
>Is the splash damage thing 50% health, or is Sylveon KOed?
>If Sylveon isn't KOed then let this attack go otherwise feel free to have Zekrom chide Black for trying to have a KOed pokemon attack.
>Sylveon uses Hyper Voice!
>Pixilate activates!
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>>8005115
Oh, I don't actually have any money. Gladion bought this house. I guess Aether is much more successful than I thought.
>>8005231
Doing this for me? Have you ever listened to anything I've said? This definitely isn't what I wanted!
>>8005327
(Splash damage is 50% of what the damage would have been. So Sylveon is fine, just at roughly half health or so. )
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>>8005231
>Rip
>>8005263
>>8005299
>Hug the friends.
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>>8005327
i could say the same for your sylveon
>Zekrom used Hone Claws!
>For the accuracy boost all odds of Zekrom's lower than three will also hit
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>>8005365
Well that makes sense.
>90% sure you're the person playing Zekrom, why man.
>Why me.
>>8005403
A little excessive, no?
>Sylveon uses Hyper Voice.
>Pixilate activates.
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>>8005193
idk
guess bros dragon is being a dick
what else is new
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>>8005263
>>8005299
>>8005389
>Take a moment off the wheel to hug the f a m
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>>8005263
>>8005473
>>8005389
>Squawks happily in the group hug.
So were safe and out of trouble?
I'm gonna need to hear about this whole "killing a politics" but I don't care much about it really.
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>>8005457
nothing is too excessive when pursuing victory
>Zekrom used Bolt Strike!
+1 252+ Atk Teravolt Zekrom Bolt Strike vs. 248 HP / 236 Def Sylveon: 507-597 (160.4 - 188.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Yeah, I play N and Zekrom, among other things
>I have like... 20 characters
>Hence I'm so slow to respond, I have to respond to a lot of posts
>But yeah, kick Zekrom's ass, I don't care
>He deserves it, he's a fucking manipulative cunt
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>>8005557
Well neither of us can hit shit.
>Grab soda from backpack.
>Sip.
Sorry Sylvs. Hope our next bud can hit.
>L80 Klefki goes out.
>Klefki uses Toxic.
>Knew it.
>Yeah if I can hit him.
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>>8005240
>>8005292
>>8005465
Sure is!
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>>8005622
congratulations
one of your pokemon can aim
>Dubs toxic
>Tfw Toxic can't crit
>Zekrom uses Bolt Strike!
+1 252+ Atk Teravolt Zekrom Bolt Strike vs. 248 HP / 48 Def Klefki: 495-583 (194.1 - 228.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Most people just assume that Jirachi or I play every new character until proven otherwise
>Good luck man
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>>8005707
(Forgot to count the toxin counter. Zekrom lost 1/16 max hp, currently at 15/16)
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>>8005707
Yeah, Klef's getting some ice cream after this battle.
>Klefki is at 50% health.
>Klefki uses Play Rough!
>0 drops Zekrom's attack by one level?
>Yeah I'm Jirachi.
>You got me.
>My next line will be, "I'm not Black I swear."
>Hell maybe I'm you.
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>>8005473
>>8005556
I think so. Uh, let's lay low for a bit.
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>>8005292
Hey Icefox, long time no see.
How're you doing?
>>8005670
Yeah man, you got a name?
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>>8005783
perhaps rethink that
>Zekrom used Bolt Strike!
>At this rate he's going to miss his way to victory
>I've been caught
>You're me, Gladi is me, Nate is me
>Anybody else wanna turn out to be me?
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>>8005866
(Dubs and poison counter. 13/16 HP.)
+1 252+ Atk Teravolt Zekrom Bolt Strike vs. 248 HP / 48 Def Klefki on a critical hit: 742-874 (290.9 - 342.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
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>>8005866
>>8005783
>John: Add whiskey to coffee, watch chaos
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>>8005866
>Vaporized keys.
Fucking hell, well there goes that.
>Aromatisse goes out.
>Aromatisse used Moonblast.
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>>8005783
... Black? Do you and your Pokemon perhaps need an eye exam?
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>>8005919
again?
>Zekrom used Bolt Strike!
+1 252+ Atk Teravolt Zekrom Bolt Strike vs. 252 HP / 244+ Def Aromatisse: 433-510 (132.8 - 156.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO
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>>8005946
(10/16s, how do I keep forgetting?)
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>>8005783
>>8005866
>>8005919
>>8005898
>S.B.: Add whiskey to iced coffee, watch chaos
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>>8005851
no... i don't
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>>8005920
They might... I didn't think pokemon could miss so much.
>>8005946
Three down three to go.
>Landorus is out!
>Landorus uses Earth Power.
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>>8005946
>>8005919
>>8005898
>>8005966
>PLAY SLURP.FLAC
>WATCH ZAPASS FUCK UP SOME NERD WITH WAY TOO MANY FAIRIES
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>>8005980
>It hits!
>With a pained roar Zekrom collapses, shifting back into the rock form
>Zekrock promptly rolls away into the vents again
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>>8005898
......?
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>>8005898
>>8005946
>>8005966
>>8005980
>>8006013
What fucking bad luck.
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>>8006025
I was hoping I could do it with only faeries. Zekrom, get back here.
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>>8005979
Don't worry about it, I don't have a name either.
So are you a wild Quilava or is your trainer letting you post here or something?
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>>8005980
Well. Thank you for taking care of th-
>>8006025
>SIGH
... feel free to drink whatever you want from the bar while I hunt him down.
>>8006063
>Don't feel like using an entire separate post for this so
>Zekrock ignores him and continues rolling through the vents
>He's not quiet about it
>>8006039
Hello Red. I heard that you and your Pokemon have similar accuracy problems.
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>>8006092
Yeah he is not here. What do we do around here? looks eventful.
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>>8006104
....!
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>PLAY INNOCENT_WHISTLING.FLAC
>TURN THE HEAT UP TO ABSURD LEVELS
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>>8006041
Holy Arceus! That was cool! What were those Pokemon?
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>>8006138
gay
thats it man
thats all we do
be gay
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>>8006104
>Follow after N.
You sure you don't need help? I let Reshiram go after the whole fight with you. Maybe you should kick Zekrom out?
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>>8006138
yeah
>>8006166 is right
there is nothing but rampant homosexuality here
>>
>>8006198
>pushes towards jirachi
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>>8006138
Well I mostly just chill out with cool humans and Pokemon.
It's usually not this active here, at least not on a weekend...
Also, don't listen to >>8006166 and >>8006198
Not all of us are gay here.
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>>8006198
>>8006207
I have plenty of wood myself, Anon.
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>>8006219
I WISH SANDSLASH WAS GAY
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>>8006207
>the man of wood is far too sturdy to be shoved
excuse me
you gotta take me to dinner first man
then you can feel me up
>>8006219
Nice.
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>>8006138
Sometimes doodle things.
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>>8006142
... yes, Red? Did I say something wrong? I thought I was just stating the truth.
>>8006171
.... perhaps I should. I will admit I am rather... Attached to him, as most tend to be after years of constant kept company.
I worry he will do something stupid and either get caught or killed, but that may just be me being selfish.
...... I'll think about it.
>Roll to find Zekrock
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>>8006234
Okay.
>>8006218
>Sandslash is turned pink and gains a secondary Fairy typing for one hour.
>>8006236
Thank.
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>>8006258
......
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>>8006218
>Yanmega flutters up to Sandslash
Hey there.
How are you feeling-
>>8006259
...
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>>8006146
>Innocent Whistling Intensifies
>John: Get More Coffee
>>8006258
>And avoid the boss as he is not a happy man right now
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>>8006258
I'm not here to tell you, y know, release your pokemon! That was your thing.
I usually just go grab any legendary pokemon I need for a battle, use them and then release them.
>He releases Landorus outside.
I did take that stuff you said to heart though. Always seemed rude to me to cramp legendaries into a ball and stop them from doing their job.
>Cough cough Nate and Ruby.
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>>8006234
Wait what?!
>>8006259
>poof
WHY?!
>>8006291
...How ridiculous do I look?
>>
>>8006259
i wish black was
a zekrom
no no
reshiram
but human sized
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>>8006406
...
Um...
Quite.
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>>8006307
>is adding something to a list...
Sorry, did I just get mentioned?
I was busy adjusting my list.
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>>8006406
Sorry!
>>8006427
Well... Okay?
>>8006307
>Black is a human sized Reshiram for like 30 minutes.
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>>8006406
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>>8006452
Hi! Hi!
I'm Ruffles! Are you a friend?
You look like a friend. My human friend looks funny right now, I think he ate a funny Berry!
We got lots of Berries today!
Where are you? I wish you could share them with us, they're tasty! Tasty!
>>
>>8006452
i wish all humans into pokemon for a few hours
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>>8006452
What?
>>8006446
I said you're legendary hoarding dweeb.
Why do I feel warmer?
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>>8006272
Yessss? Red, are you okay? You're starting to live up to your name.
>>8006293
>The boss is in Johto so that shouldn't be a problem
>>8006307
I have since realized it wasn't the best way of thinking. Pokemon do need and enjoy being around people, but things do need to change.
.... I think it is perhaps time for Zekrom to return to the DragonSpiral Tower.
>Roll to coax Zekrock out of the vents
>>8006516
................ Uh.
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>>8006516
HA!
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>>8006503
Oh heck.
>Poof into room.
Where are the berries then bud?
>>8006506
You know what? Let's go all the way with this.
>All humans are pokemon for the next 12 hours.
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>>8006433
I feel ridiculous.
Hopefully this doesn't last long, I wanted to do things today...
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>>8006545
That's fine. And don't worry I still keep my pokemon I just try to... Be more respectful and stuff. Might be for the best I guess.
You okay?
>>8006558
What?
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>>8006575
Berries here! Here!
>Sure enough there's a small mountain of Berries, haphazardly corralled into a big basket.
>Ruffles squawks happily.
Human friend says this one is Pecha! Try! Try!
>Ruffles hands over the Berry.
>He has no idea the forces he toys with, but he's happy.
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>>8006558
Wait, you have legendary friends? That's cool! Which ones?
>>8006575
>LA LIONA
... the heck?
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>>8006636
>Munch the berry.
It's good! Thanks buddy.
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>>8006575
Uhhh?
>>8006653
Sun?
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>>8006611
..... this again? I'm starting to think I could make a decent replacement for the real Zekrom.
........ Did you not realize you were Reshiram now?
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>>8006606
Well...We can do things around the ship.
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>>8006694
... Nate? I think I'm Nebby now....
What the heck are you?
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>>8006703
>He looks down at his hands.
Oh. Huh.
Neat.
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>>8006666
Yay! You're welcome, friend!
You can have more! We've got lots! Lots!
Human friend only took one, he said it was weird.
What's a weird Berry taste like? Should I ask human friend?
. . . Where is human friend?
>>
>>8006575
>Suddenly the sounds of thousands of chaos as cars crash, planes fall from the sky, people working in safety gear, and so many, many more become pokemon
>The death toll is unknown
>It is an incredible tragedy
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>>8006611
you.
>>8006653
I do! they are-
awww fug nuggets....
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>>8006751
... I will admit I am uncertain as to what to do now.
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>Batteur: be a fucking bug
..Why.
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>>8006575
>Dave becomes a Blaziken again
nooooooooo
not again
>>8006790
ha
told you you shouldve gone with chicken
>>
>>8006716
Well, we could go check out what was up with all the stuff that came out of that safe.
You know, the one we found before I uh...left?
- Sandslash
>>
>>8006832
Heeey baby.
New body?
I can take it out for a spin, show you all the things that you can do now~
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>>8006873
dude ive done this before
check it
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>>8006770
uh oh.
>>8006832
No way!
>>
>>8006883
...
oh, wow.
That's really impressive.
-ditto
>>
>>
>>8006864
I haven't moved any of it, so...
Yeah. That sounds good.
-Yanmega
>>
uhh Why am I suddenly a Feraligatr?
I was hugging my feraligatr on the couch when suddenly I am one as well.
>>
>>8007020
Bro, like, the gods are crazy.
Also, people are crazy and probably, like... gave Jirachi coffee or something.
Just chill and enjoy the ride.
- Ray
>>
>>8007007
Well I can-
Wait hold on Rayquaza is gibing me a funny look
-rubykip
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>>8007053
oooooooooo
he gon eat you dude
have fun being dragon crap
-Blazidave
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>>8007009
Alright, lead the way then!
Once I turn back to normal I have a surprise planned for you.
>Sandslash is ready to follow Yanmega
- Pinkslash
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Would someone tell me why I am a Xearneas?
-Calem
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>>8007043
I think I will be enjoying it, though my feraligatr has gotten like five times as frisky since I am one as well
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>>8007137
Everyone became Pokemon!
... What's a Xerneas?
-Sun the Solgaleo
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>>8007043
Little bro, you'll never guess what I ended up as.
I'll give you a hint: unlike certain members of the Crew I can still drink my coffee.
- John
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>>8007188
A large deer with colorful antlers and Xs for eyes.
At least I can make my garden a bit nicer.
How are you taking this?
-Calem
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>>8007277
Okay, this I gotta see. Typing's not easy for me either, I don't know how Ray manages.
- John
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>>8007219
It's weird! I can see foreverrrrr.... And the third eye sees into Ultra Space! But I don't have hands and fast moving things are..........
..........
.................... distracting. How's it going?
-Sun
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.........????!!!!
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>>8007373
Where do I go to collect this P, mon cher?
-Siebold
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>>8007383
dude
im guessing youre red
gonna have piks tell us what you became or
-Daviken
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>>8007373
Gallade here.
It's oddly fitting, given that I hang around with Psychics but my preferred method of self-defense is close combat.
Hmm... I wonder how tough I am like this?
- John
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>>8007412
20 on alolan raticate.
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>>8007425
....!
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