HG thread
You know what to do.
/v/
>>7992893
Raphi-chan
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>7992893
Smolgore
>>7992854 (Suz)
What kinda, uhh..."vices"?
>>7992868 (>kissus the Parsee)
...R-Really?
>>7992893
Parsee
>>7992893
Magilou
>>7992893
/erp/
>>7992893
Maria and Harusame
>>7992893
This doujin girl
Arthur Pendragon
>>7992893
A movie of it's highest quality
>>7992912
: o
>>7992893
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>7992893
Sakuya Izayoi
>>7992893
Crusadah!
>>7992893
Kaito
>>7992893
Rika
>>7992893
Syria
Araragi
>>7992893
Drinking time
>>7992893
Garrosh Hellscream
>ywn meet up with the Kaito avafag irl
Reigen Arataka
Angie Yonaga
>>7992921
DO THE MARIO
Black Sabbath
>>7992944
>Why would you want to? I'm not all that remarkable.
Shimakaze
(Male)
: l
>>7992979
Let's do this!
>>7992979
Looks fine to me.
>>7992979
Cool.
>>7992906
No.
>>7992952
>>7992979
The fuck did I come back
>>7993012
Hmm.. I should definitely add this thing to my collection of 'props'!
>>7993010
Oh.
...Why'dja lie'ta me?!
>>7993012
...Did I get his soul?
>>7992971
You seem like a swell guy.
>>7992906
The immoral, grown up kind. You know.
>>7993048
...neat.
>>7993048
No one will rise to the challenge of the top speedster of St. Gloriana!? Then we'll come to you!
>>7993041
Uhh...no.
>>7993048
>Smolgore just lies on the ground and watches the clouds roll by.
>>7992971
i want you to take advantage of me, tb.h
>>7993012
How can a small goat cause that much famage to a grown man?
>>7993048
>Araragi uses his own blood to heal Parsee's wounds
Maybe next time you see a dinosaur, you'll think twice before attacking it.
>>7993089
Ah, I don't think any of us have ever had any before so you'd probably win anyway.
>>7993089
AAAAAAAAAA-!
>Smolgore's screaming is cut short as his throat is ripped out of his body.
>>7993128
Our food!
>>7993012
>Ahri makes a rather stunning visage as she dashes away.
>It's quickly ruined by her tripping and falling flat on her face.
I'm okay!
>>7993048
>Ahri isn't aware of the sight leveled on her from the trench, and the gunshot is the only clue she has before the world goes dark.
>Waking up outside once more, she sits up, looking confused.
>>7993033
>I mean, a bunch of other people on here seem swell as well..
>>7993048
Thank my creators I don't have a heart.. Because I'd be dying of a heart attack not a mine.
>>7993080
>Sorry but I have a girlfriend.
>>7993089
Branch, please don't break while I'm sleeping.. Thank you!
>>7993048
Hehehehe....
>>7993089
Oh, goddammit! Fine, guess I deserve that one.
>>7993128
Well that's rather awkward.
>>7993128
T-thank you so much! I'll try to repay you for this if I can!
>Due to the act of kindness runs away smiling and crying.
>>7993128
I'm just going to stay away from trees from now on, I won't take the same risk again just because I got lucky once...
>>7993166
Uh.. I-I don't know what came over me.. I'm sorry.
>>7993166
O-Okay, it's obvious you don't like me at all... But there's no need to use derogatory terms like that...
>>7993032
No..... Okay, maybe I did.
>>7993204
: |
>>7993139
i hope you two enjoy being with each other very much then
>>7993204
Home, huh?
>>7993217
But...why?
>>7993204
Y-you should have put that down before someone got hurt... Like me... Voodoo dolls aren't toys you idiot...
>>7993260
Sorry, one less problem to deal with.
>>7993204
You're either going to need to be a lot faster or a lot lewder if you're going to hit me with one of those!
>>7993233
>That's kind of you to say, but.. Honestly I wouldn't take advantage of anyone. It's better if they know what they're in for.
>
>>7993260
This is.. I'm sorry, I wouldn't do this if we didn't have to kill each other..
>>7993290
>>7993260
No! Chinese electric batman!
>>7993243
Why not?
>>7993309
: |
>>7993260
Ah, my tea is gone!..
>>7993309
We're hit?! Where is he?
>>7993309
Out of the both of us it's clear who's the most high-tech! I-it's me, right?
>>7993321
...'cause it's mean?
>>7993354
>
>>7993358
Better to just wait these things out I suppose.
>>7993321
My apologies, but I do have a name.
>>7993358
I don't really feel like eating.. Especially after that drowning.
>>7993233
i hope you're happy in your relationship too anon
>>7993396
I'm sorry! But if I stay someone else will probably die!
Slutty lesbians
>>7993431
I'm starting to feel less like an idol and more like a killing machine..
>>7993483
Good thing I was in the middle of the arena..
>>7993519
almost over
>>7993544
>/erp/ is going to win
>>7993519
I'm ganna get so muscular.. Though, I don't even have muscles.
>>7993544
I don't feel very safe..
>>7993557
>kisses tum tum
Evens play some game
Odds work on my code
Dubs sleep
>>7993544
it's over
>>7993588
goodnight anon!
>>7993544
I'm not sure which is the lesser of two evils.
>>7993588
Later.
>>7993576
>Kaito just tries to cover his tum.
Why my stomach..?
>>7993598
Well.. I didn't promise I'd protect you while you sleep.. Sorry though. I just hear people want to die in their sleep.
>>7993598
winner
>>7993605
...hmmmm
>>7993625
What're you staring at?
>>7993617
Ah well, 'grats, Kaito, and thanks for the show.
>>7993617
Congrats!
>>7993629
Thanks for hostin'!
>>7993605
Why do you insult me so..?
>>7993617
T-those eyes.. I-I mean, thank you so much for this chance!
>>7993636
Gee.. Thanks.
>>7993643
Thank you for kind words!
>>7993636
>touch
>>7993656
>Runs the hell away.
>>7993654
I was just poking fun at you, sheesh.
>>7993636
>>7993643
>>7993654
Thanks for playing.
>>7993693
W-Wait! Come back, it was just a little tap!
>>7993315
thanks for reminding me that this website exists
byeeeeeee
>>7993629
thanks for hosting, len!
>>7993693
Then I hope you don't mind if I do the same.
>He pokes her forehead and sighs, obviously contented with himself.
>>7993707
No problem? Have a nice night!
I want to go on a double date with Kaito and his gf.
>>7993629
Thanks for the match everyone.
I summon ____
>>7993755
So a normal date with Kaito?
I want to go to the pook with Kaito
>>7993704
WELLDON'TDOITAGAIN.
>>7993743
GYAH! Why the hell is everyone being so touchy!?
>>7993775
No, Kaito and his gf and me and my gf.
>>7993773
Baron
>>7993799
Okay, I won't touch you!
>>7993755
>Double dates are really awkward to me, I mean, the point of a date is to have a night alone with the person you're in a relationship with, right?
>>7993798
>Why are we doing this?
>>7993799
Because, some people are hands-on learners.
This thread is going so slow everyone will see this post
>>7993814
...Weirdo.
>>7993819
Not. Funny. Kaito.
>>7993819
Some people enjoy going on double dates.
This guy walks onto the field and slaps your girlfriends ass with his best pitching hand. What do you do?
>>7993858
Uhh...tell him'ta not do that?
>>7993858
Pick up the fucking remains
>>7993836
Sorry, I just feel as though you've been rather.. untouchy lately.
>>7993847
>That's why I said 'to me', I know different people like different things.
>>7993870
but how can you tell him not to do it when he already did it?
>>7993858
Hold a funeral.
>>7993836
I'm not a wierdo, I'm a human!
>>7993884
...Ask him not'ta do it again?
>>7993819
How about only the two of do something manly?
This girl comes along and godmode rps her way to smacking your girlfriends ass.
What do you do?
>>7993927
Forgot picture
>>7993927
get out of there because ghosts are p spoopy
>>7993935
I'd fuck Aussa desu
The character, not the avafag.
>>7993901
HUMANS CAN BE WEIRD TOO!
>>7993883
I'm ALWAYS untouchy, what else is new?
>>7993946
But how can someone be two different things?
>>7993913
>Something manly? Well.. I kind of like fishing, that's manly, right?
>>7993946
I mean shivering in a comatose like state after being touched. Oh, glad you recovered after I put you in your tank though.
This guy comes along and smacks your waifus ass
What do you do?
>>7993962
Fug his boypucci
>>7993962
>...That's Toriel.
>>7993960
That's a start though I was thinking about shooting stuff.
>>7993971
Google has betrayed me for the last time
>>7993962
adopt it
This guy comes along and kills your son, and leaves him in his inflatable backyard pool
What do you do?
Whats up you fucking poofter cunts?
>>7993953
...Oh. Lovely. You're an utter idiot, too.
>>7993960
>She twitches visibly.
We're not discussing that. Got it?
>>7993883
True but think of it like this. If you went on a double date with a friend he may give you some helpful advice.
>>7993945
Same. Short haired, sweaters, and glasses is a great combo.
These guys come along and arrest you for harboring the jews.
What do you do?
>>7993990
Thank him for making it so I don't have to pay child support
>>7993995
But a cat can't be a dog, so how can a human be a wierdo?
>>7993995
>Touches.
>>7993995
she's in a temper?
>>7993973
>I've never shot a gun before in my life, but I have a bow.
>>7993990
>I'm dying.
>>7993995
Bu-.. Alright, I just wanted a thank you is all.
>>7993997
>What's stopped him from giving me advice before that..?
>>7994005
I don't know how to feel about that answer..
>>7994032
>>7994001
I tell them the truth. That I have not been harboring any Jews and that there has been some sort of mistake.
This guy comes around and smacks your emu's ass
What do you do
>>7994037
Because some people prefer to meet the lover than have the person tell them about their lover. Love makes some people "blind."
>>7994048
They search the house, find no evidence of jewery, apology and tell you to have a nice day.
>>7994037
We could also do this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P73REgj-3UE
>>7994009
Because weird is something you do, idiot.
>>7994032
CUOUT DAMMIT!
>>7994036
I'M ALWAYS IN A TEMPER.
>>7994037
We're. Not. Discussing it. Period.
>>7994062
Declare war. You've never won an emu war.
>>7994073
SHE'S IN A TEMPER
>ty
>>7994073
>Pokes even more.
This guy comes around and smacks your girlfriends table.
What do you do?
>>7994073
Weird isn't an action, this is an action!
>Almost touches her cheek
>>7994093
Give him three reasons not to do that again.
>>7994093
Let it happen since it's too much work to stop him and she's probably not worth the effort.
Give me more avafags to do this with
>>7994085
>She runs the hell away.
>>7994099
IF YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN, I WILL STAB YOU.
>>7994111
I already promised not to touch you!
>Doesn't move her hand
This guy comes around and deletes all the touhou porn on your computer, what do you do?
>>7994122
WELL STOP ACTING LIKE YOU WILL.
>She's blatantly bothered even by the proximity.
>>7994111
>Chases after the cunt and tackle hugs.
>>7994130
Praise the fairy
>>7994111
Okay.....
>>7994065
>That's why I wear glasses though, I know what you're getting at though.
>>7994068
>Where exactly do you think I live? The closest forest to me are all big ass pine trees, fuck trying to cut those down with a stone axe.
>>7994073
>He lets out a defeated sigh.
Alright, jeez.. But it doesn't take a genius to figure out that's probably going to happen again eventually.
Dojyaa~n
>>7994135
What? This isn't what I promised not to do, so it's okay!
>>7994130
Download more?
>>7994149
Cheeky. But hey, no one will ever force you to do something like that. So......
>Shrugs.
>>7994150
「 D I R T Y D E E D S D O N E D I R T C H E A P 」
>>7994149
You are living in Washington or Oregon I suppose?
>>7994155
>She takes a very large step back, glaring at the woman.
>>7994148
Creep!
>>7994139
>Out comes the Wrench of Bludgeoning.
This guy comes along and stand there menacingly.
What do you do?
>>7994169
>>7994191
Step on it to assert dominance.
>>7994105
My sides
>>7994181
>She takes a large step forward, masterfully avoiding touching her while keeping uncomfortably close
This man comes around and calls your gf cute
What do you do?
>>7994181
>Whispers into your ear before getting hit.
Rosebud.
>Dies.
>>7994218
Call him cute back, that'll show him
>>7994198
>>7994218
thats a girl
>>7994225
what did she mean by this
>>7994225
>Continues crawling away.
>>7994213
PERSONAL SPACE GODDAMMIT!
This guy comes along and unites the Fatherland and plans to bring Germany back to it's former glory.
What do you do?
This man comes around and asks for 24 tributes.
What do you do?
>>7994276
enter reluctantly
>>7994271
Sorry, I'm new to the human world what's that?
>>7994276
>b8
>>7994276
Ignore him because his games are shit
>>7994262
It was a reference. I'm not sure if people will recognize it.
>>7994271
>Still dead.
>>7994280
>>7994287
>>7994290
>>7994276
Post an entry with the name
Chisaki
>>7994276
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7994276
Rika
Enter.
>>7994285
PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU GET THIS CLOSE TO THEM.
what the fuck is this shitty anime circlejerk
>>7994276
Avenger
>>7994276
DEMAND A LISA GAME VICTORY CARD FOR ERUNA
>>7994292
>I'm not sure if people will recognize it
I'm sure nobody knows about one of the most famous movies of all time, Parsee.
>>7994276
Claptrap
>>7994308
yo mama
>>7994276
...I guess I'll enter, this time. If I have to.
>entry
>>7994130
>kek
>>7994276
>enter probably
Cirno
>>7994276
Armored Carrier Demon
>>7994315
>LISA Games are kill.
>>7994168
>Thank god for that I suppose, being forced into parties or events is the worst.
>>7994171
>California, so maybe I should have said palm trees? Though I'm pretty inland.
>>7994276
Do something like enter but use a title with my name.. Something like.. "Kaito the something or other", yeah that works.
>>7994276
Maria and Harusame
>>7994276
Eggman-kun
>>7994276
Senshougahara
>>7994276
Raphi hopes the meme continues
>>7994271
Tell me more!
>Inches closer
>>7994316
You would be surprise.
>>7994276
Parsee
>>7994276
Give him my name
Suz
>>7994276
Kosaku Kawajiri
Enter passively.
>>7994276
Rosehip
>>7994276
Hope he's hosting JoJo games
Pannacotta Fugo
>>7994276
Chizuru Kashiwagi
>>7994276
Sticky Fingaz
>>7994276
Flash Man
Win in a flash.
>>7994218
Be embarrassed
>>7994276
Broken Matthew Hardy and Edge
This man comes up and says he needs 3 more tributes.
What do you do?
>>7994327
DEMAND ONE ANYWAYS
>>7994373
Puru-see
Enter a cat
>>7994373
Syria
>>7994276
2b
>>7994373
Keep ignoring him and go to bed
>>7994276
Rantaro Amami
ahh.. memes
>>7994149
It's not, and I won't let it. Got that?
>>7994345
BACK THE HELL UP GODDAMMIT!
I want Asuka and Nikki Cross to beat me up.
So this host comes up and posts the roster.
What do you do?
>>7994389
C u t e
>>7994411
Show everyone what we're made of!
>>7994411
And then do something like swap out for someone else!
>>7994328
>>7994397
>>7994411
>swap out my shitty joke please
>>7994320
>>7994397
>>7994401
Okay, but I can't see behind me!
>Turns around and walks backwards toward Rika
>>7994411
I say ironically enthusiastically, "Ready to be the hero!"
>>7994276
Hiita the fire charmer
>>7994276
Mizore Shirayuki
>>7994411
>>7994360
>>7994445
sleep teim
>>7994401
Well then on the off chance it does happen again I'll help you, even if I know it will not change a thing.
>>7994411
>swap him back in then, if you will
>>7994320
>>7994328
>>7994411
>>7994364
>>7994436
Point out that I've already swapped myself out.
>>7994421
You're trying to win me over with your kindness, aren't you?
>>7994424
Dogs are not jokes.
>>7994436
kys baron
You're hanging out with your swaps when suddenly this bloodbath walks up.
What do you do?
This guy comes along and plays with his balls in college.
What do you do?
>>7994459
dogs aren't jokes but I sure am
>>7994477
Just call me Clacktrap!
>want Eruna to stay
>She would probably run away if I interacted with her
>or not
>kicks legs back and forth, waiting for an answer to reveal itself
>>7994477
S-Someone, h-help!
>>7994425
>She takes a step to the side and trips the idiot.
>>7994456
It's. Not. Going. To happen.
>>7994477
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
>>7994477
This seems awfully light.
>>7994477
Go out and enjoy yourselves. You deserve it.
>>7994489
You are aware that lots of people like jokes, right? That being said, a lot of people must really like you.
>>7994504
>Grabs Rika's hand and drags her down with her
>>7994459
Trying to win you over..? I-I thought we were kind of friends already..
>Kaito looks absolutely devastated.
>>7994477
That's alright, I understand what alcohol can do to a person.
>>7994504
It's happened like three times already...
>>7994477
There can only be one in my district!
>>7994477
You're enjoying Day 1 when suddenly this ice chick comes up with two machine guns.
What do you do?
>>7994450
Thanks pal. Maybe I'll get back at you someday.
>>7994477
No takesies backsies. Don't expect a payback for this.
>>7994527
AHHHHHHH! Bullets! A lot of them!
>>7994527
G-Get away from me squid-demon!
>Still trying to pull off the bucket
>>7994527
You know, I don't really feel like fighting too hard. You guys understand that, right?
>>7994518
>She immediately devolves in to a shrieking, flailing pile of violence.
>>7994519
Kaito. We. Are not. Discussing. It. What part of that is so hard to understand?
>>7994519
Maybe we are? I wouldn't know. I don't have friends.
>>7994527
I hope you like it. You look like someone that would really, really like it.
>>7994554
S-Sorry!
>stifling laughter
R-Reflex!
>>7994527
Sticky fingers is a saying for someone who steals right..? Kind of ironic when you think about it.
>>7994554
Fine. What can we discuss then?
>>7994527
You catchin a good night's sleep when suddenly this fire chcik starts lickin your bod
What do you do?
>>7994568
No no, you're doing it all wrong. You're supposed to catch it with your face. Ugh, throw it back to me so we can do it right.
>>7994568
I bet I look pretty elegant and cool like this. I wish they could see this.
>>7994568
You'll let me out of this, right?
>the fire begins to rise
R-Right?
>>7994568
You're just mindin your own business when suddenly this flower rips off your toenail
what do you do?
>>7994563
>In a surprising display of acrobatics, she rolls away before leaping to her feet.
YOU ARE NEVER TO COME WITHIN THREE FEET OF ME.
>>7994565
I...I don't know, dammit, I just don't want to talk about that!
>>7994561
Oh.. That sounds kind of sad..
Are you sure you don't have any?
>>7994568
>Kaito lays on the ground face down and sighs.
Could you have at least left me on my back so I could see the sky in my final moments?
>>7994568
(Crap! He saw!! RUNN!)
>>7994598
Let's do this again next time.
>>7994598
What's even happening?
Where am I?
What's with this cursed bucket?
>>7994598
You're getting punched by this crossdesser and then time slows down.
What do you do?
>>7994598
Oh hey Eggs. Hows it-
>Bonk! She goes straight down like a fallen tree.
Tsukuneeee... can you kiss my booboo?
>>7994623
American girl, Japanese monster. Barely a difference, right?
>>7994602
Hmm... Oh, I have something! Rika, what do you call a deer with no I's?
>>7994623
You're hanging with your friends when suddenly this chick goes awoo.
What do you do?
Hey guys I passed the fuck out, who won Rigginsmania?
>>7994660
a meme
>>7994645
...What?
>>7994623
You feel it don't you? These hand warmers are great right?
>>7994655
Onward!
>>7994655
A-Awooo!
>>7994604
Nope. I've never seen the reason to have friends. I have enough on my plate with my sisters and brothers. I don't have the time to go out to cafes and do whatever it is friends do.
>>7994655
>Sighing in annoyance, she takes out a pair of headphones and lay down.
It's too late for dumbness like that.
>>7994668
what is this character and why does she bother me deep down inside?
>>7994663
I have no Ideer.
>>7994602
Sorry, I didn't catch that..
>walks right up to her
Say again?
>>7994662
Weak.
>>7994686
...
>>7994660
Lenny, with fucking 12 kills
>>7994700
...ok?
>>7994707
I stay