HG thread You know what to do.

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/v/

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>>7992893
Raphi-chan

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Kosaku Kawajiri

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>>7992893
Smolgore

>>7992854 (Suz)
What kinda, uhh..."vices"?

>>7992868 (>kissus the Parsee)
...R-Really?

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>>7992893
Hei

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>>7992893
Parsee

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>>7992893
Magilou

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>>7992893
/erp/

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>>7992893
Maria and Harusame

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>>7992893
This doujin girl

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Arthur Pendragon

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>>7992893
A movie of it's highest quality

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>>7992912
: o

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>>7992893
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown

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>>7992893
Sakuya Izayoi

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>>7992893
Crusadah!

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>>7992893
Kaito

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>>7992893
Rika

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>>7992893
Syria

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Araragi

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>>7992893
Ahri

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>>7992893
Drinking time

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>>7992893
Garrosh Hellscream

>ywn meet up with the Kaito avafag irl

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Reigen Arataka

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Angie Yonaga

>>7992921
DO THE MARIO

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Black Sabbath

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>>7992944
>Why would you want to? I'm not all that remarkable.

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Shimakaze
(Male)

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: l

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>>7992979
Let's do this!

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>>7992979
Looks fine to me.

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>>7992979
Cool.

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>>7992906
No.

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>>7992979
: l

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>>7992952

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>>7992979
The fuck did I come back

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>>7993012
Hmm.. I should definitely add this thing to my collection of 'props'!

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>>7993010
Oh.

...Why'dja lie'ta me?!

>>7993012
...Did I get his soul?

>>7992971
You seem like a swell guy.

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>>7992906
The immoral, grown up kind. You know.

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>>7993012
: l

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>>7993048
...neat.

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>>7993048
No one will rise to the challenge of the top speedster of St. Gloriana!? Then we'll come to you!

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>>7993041
Uhh...no.

>>7993048
>Smolgore just lies on the ground and watches the clouds roll by.

>>7992971
i want you to take advantage of me, tb.h

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>>7993048
: l

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>>7993012
How can a small goat cause that much famage to a grown man?
>>7993048
>Araragi uses his own blood to heal Parsee's wounds
Maybe next time you see a dinosaur, you'll think twice before attacking it.

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>>7993089
Ah, I don't think any of us have ever had any before so you'd probably win anyway.

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>>7993089
AAAAAAAAAA-!
>Smolgore's screaming is cut short as his throat is ripped out of his body.

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>>7993089
: l

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>>7993128
Our food!

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>>7993012
>Ahri makes a rather stunning visage as she dashes away.
>It's quickly ruined by her tripping and falling flat on her face.
I'm okay!
>>7993048
>Ahri isn't aware of the sight leveled on her from the trench, and the gunshot is the only clue she has before the world goes dark.

>Waking up outside once more, she sits up, looking confused.

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>>7993033
>I mean, a bunch of other people on here seem swell as well..
>>7993048
Thank my creators I don't have a heart.. Because I'd be dying of a heart attack not a mine.
>>7993080
>Sorry but I have a girlfriend.
>>7993089
Branch, please don't break while I'm sleeping.. Thank you!

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>>7993048
Hehehehe....
>>7993089
Oh, goddammit! Fine, guess I deserve that one.

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>>7993128
Well that's rather awkward.

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>>7993128
: l

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>>7993128
T-thank you so much! I'll try to repay you for this if I can!
>Due to the act of kindness runs away smiling and crying.

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>>7993128
I'm just going to stay away from trees from now on, I won't take the same risk again just because I got lucky once...

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>>7993166
Uh.. I-I don't know what came over me.. I'm sorry.

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>>7993166
: l

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>>7993166
O-Okay, it's obvious you don't like me at all... But there's no need to use derogatory terms like that...

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>>7993032
No..... Okay, maybe I did.

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>>7993204
: |

>>7993139
i hope you two enjoy being with each other very much then

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>>7993204
Home, huh?

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>>7993217
But...why?

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>>7993204
: /

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>>7993204
Y-you should have put that down before someone got hurt... Like me... Voodoo dolls aren't toys you idiot...

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>>7993260
Sorry, one less problem to deal with.

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>>7993260
: l

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>>7993204
You're either going to need to be a lot faster or a lot lewder if you're going to hit me with one of those!
>>7993233
>That's kind of you to say, but.. Honestly I wouldn't take advantage of anyone. It's better if they know what they're in for.
>
>>7993260
This is.. I'm sorry, I wouldn't do this if we didn't have to kill each other..

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>>7993290
>>7993260
No! Chinese electric batman!
>>7993243
Why not?

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>>7993309
: |

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>>7993260
Ah, my tea is gone!..
>>7993309
We're hit?! Where is he?

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>>7993309
Out of the both of us it's clear who's the most high-tech! I-it's me, right?

>>7993321
...'cause it's mean?

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>>7993309
: /

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>>7993354
>

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>>7993358
Better to just wait these things out I suppose.
>>7993321
My apologies, but I do have a name.

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>>7993358
I don't really feel like eating.. Especially after that drowning.

>>7993233
i hope you're happy in your relationship too anon

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>>7993358
: l

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>>7993396
I'm sorry! But if I stay someone else will probably die!

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>>7993396
: l

Slutty lesbians

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>>7993431
: l

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>>7993431
I'm starting to feel less like an idol and more like a killing machine..
>>7993483
Good thing I was in the middle of the arena..

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>>7993483
: l

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>>7993519
almost over

>>7993544
>/erp/ is going to win

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>>7993519
I'm ganna get so muscular.. Though, I don't even have muscles.
>>7993544
I don't feel very safe..

>>7993557
>kisses tum tum

Evens play some game
Odds work on my code
Dubs sleep

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>>7993544
it's over

>>7993588
goodnight anon!

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>>7993544
I'm not sure which is the lesser of two evils.
>>7993588
Later.

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>>7993576
>Kaito just tries to cover his tum.
Why my stomach..?
>>7993598
Well.. I didn't promise I'd protect you while you sleep.. Sorry though. I just hear people want to die in their sleep.

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>>7993598
winner

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>>7993605
...hmmmm

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>>7993617
done

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>>7993625
What're you staring at?
>>7993617
Ah well, 'grats, Kaito, and thanks for the show.

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>>7993617
Congrats!

>>7993629
Thanks for hostin'!

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>>7993605
Why do you insult me so..?
>>7993617
T-those eyes.. I-I mean, thank you so much for this chance!
>>7993636
Gee.. Thanks.
>>7993643
Thank you for kind words!

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>>7993636
>touch

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>>7993656
>Runs the hell away.
>>7993654
I was just poking fun at you, sheesh.

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>>7993636
>>7993643
>>7993654
Thanks for playing.

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>>7993693
W-Wait! Come back, it was just a little tap!

>>7993315
thanks for reminding me that this website exists
byeeeeeee

>>7993629
thanks for hosting, len!

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>>7993693
Then I hope you don't mind if I do the same.
>He pokes her forehead and sighs, obviously contented with himself.
>>7993707
No problem? Have a nice night!

I want to go on a double date with Kaito and his gf.

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>>7993629
Thanks for the match everyone.

I summon ____

>>7993755
So a normal date with Kaito?

I want to go to the pook with Kaito

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>>7993704
WELLDON'TDOITAGAIN.
>>7993743
GYAH! Why the hell is everyone being so touchy!?

>>7993775
No, Kaito and his gf and me and my gf.

>>7993773
Baron

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>>7993799
Okay, I won't touch you!

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>>7993755
>Double dates are really awkward to me, I mean, the point of a date is to have a night alone with the person you're in a relationship with, right?
>>7993798
>Why are we doing this?
>>7993799
Because, some people are hands-on learners.

This thread is going so slow everyone will see this post

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>>7993814
...Weirdo.
>>7993819
Not. Funny. Kaito.

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>>7993819
Some people enjoy going on double dates.

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This guy walks onto the field and slaps your girlfriends ass with his best pitching hand. What do you do?

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>>7993858
Uhh...tell him'ta not do that?

>>7993858
Pick up the fucking remains

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>>7993836
Sorry, I just feel as though you've been rather.. untouchy lately.
>>7993847
>That's why I said 'to me', I know different people like different things.

>>7993870
but how can you tell him not to do it when he already did it?

>>7993858
Hold a funeral.

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>>7993836
I'm not a wierdo, I'm a human!

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>>7993884
...Ask him not'ta do it again?

>>7993819
How about only the two of do something manly?

This girl comes along and godmode rps her way to smacking your girlfriends ass.
What do you do?

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>>7993927
Forgot picture

>>7993927
get out of there because ghosts are p spoopy

>>7993935
I'd fuck Aussa desu

The character, not the avafag.

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>>7993901
HUMANS CAN BE WEIRD TOO!
>>7993883
I'm ALWAYS untouchy, what else is new?

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>>7993946
But how can someone be two different things?

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>>7993913
>Something manly? Well.. I kind of like fishing, that's manly, right?
>>7993946
I mean shivering in a comatose like state after being touched. Oh, glad you recovered after I put you in your tank though.

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This guy comes along and smacks your waifus ass
What do you do?

>>7993962
Fug his boypucci

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>>7993962
>...That's Toriel.

>>7993960
That's a start though I was thinking about shooting stuff.

>>7993971
Google has betrayed me for the last time

>>7993962
adopt it

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This guy comes along and kills your son, and leaves him in his inflatable backyard pool
What do you do?

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Whats up you fucking poofter cunts?

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>>7993953
...Oh. Lovely. You're an utter idiot, too.
>>7993960
>She twitches visibly.
We're not discussing that. Got it?

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>>7993883
True but think of it like this. If you went on a double date with a friend he may give you some helpful advice.
>>7993945
Same. Short haired, sweaters, and glasses is a great combo.

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These guys come along and arrest you for harboring the jews.
What do you do?

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>>7993990
Thank him for making it so I don't have to pay child support

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>>7993995
But a cat can't be a dog, so how can a human be a wierdo?

>>7993995
>Touches.

>>7993995
she's in a temper?

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>>7993973
>I've never shot a gun before in my life, but I have a bow.
>>7993990
>I'm dying.
>>7993995
Bu-.. Alright, I just wanted a thank you is all.
>>7993997
>What's stopped him from giving me advice before that..?
>>7994005
I don't know how to feel about that answer..

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>>7994032

>>7994001
I tell them the truth. That I have not been harboring any Jews and that there has been some sort of mistake.

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This guy comes around and smacks your emu's ass
What do you do

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>>7994037
Because some people prefer to meet the lover than have the person tell them about their lover. Love makes some people "blind."

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>>7994048
They search the house, find no evidence of jewery, apology and tell you to have a nice day.

>>7994037
We could also do this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P73REgj-3UE

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>>7994009
Because weird is something you do, idiot.
>>7994032
CUOUT DAMMIT!
>>7994036
I'M ALWAYS IN A TEMPER.
>>7994037
We're. Not. Discussing it. Period.

>>7994062
Declare war. You've never won an emu war.

>>7994073
SHE'S IN A TEMPER
>ty

>>7994073
>Pokes even more.

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This guy comes around and smacks your girlfriends table.
What do you do?

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>>7994073
Weird isn't an action, this is an action!
>Almost touches her cheek

>>7994093
Give him three reasons not to do that again.

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>>7994093
Let it happen since it's too much work to stop him and she's probably not worth the effort.

Give me more avafags to do this with

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>>7994085
>She runs the hell away.
>>7994099
IF YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN, I WILL STAB YOU.

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>>7994111
I already promised not to touch you!
>Doesn't move her hand

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This guy comes around and deletes all the touhou porn on your computer, what do you do?

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>>7994122
WELL STOP ACTING LIKE YOU WILL.
>She's blatantly bothered even by the proximity.

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>>7994111
>Chases after the cunt and tackle hugs.

>>7994130
Praise the fairy

>>7994111
Okay.....

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>>7994065
>That's why I wear glasses though, I know what you're getting at though.
>>7994068
>Where exactly do you think I live? The closest forest to me are all big ass pine trees, fuck trying to cut those down with a stone axe.
>>7994073
>He lets out a defeated sigh.
Alright, jeez.. But it doesn't take a genius to figure out that's probably going to happen again eventually.

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Dojyaa~n

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>>7994135
What? This isn't what I promised not to do, so it's okay!

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>>7994130
Download more?
>>7994149
Cheeky. But hey, no one will ever force you to do something like that. So......
>Shrugs.

>>7994150
「 D I R T Y D E E D S D O N E D I R T C H E A P 」

>>7994149
You are living in Washington or Oregon I suppose?

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>>7994155
>She takes a very large step back, glaring at the woman.
>>7994148
Creep!
>>7994139
>Out comes the Wrench of Bludgeoning.

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This guy comes along and stand there menacingly.
What do you do?

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>>7994169

>>7994191
Step on it to assert dominance.

>>7994105
My sides

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>>7994181
>She takes a large step forward, masterfully avoiding touching her while keeping uncomfortably close

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This man comes around and calls your gf cute
What do you do?

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>>7994181
>Whispers into your ear before getting hit.
Rosebud.
>Dies.

>>7994218
Call him cute back, that'll show him

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>>7994198

>>7994218
thats a girl

>>7994225
what did she mean by this

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>>7994225
>Continues crawling away.
>>7994213
PERSONAL SPACE GODDAMMIT!

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This guy comes along and unites the Fatherland and plans to bring Germany back to it's former glory.
What do you do?

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This man comes around and asks for 24 tributes.
What do you do?

>>7994276
enter reluctantly

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>>7994271
Sorry, I'm new to the human world what's that?

>>7994276
>b8

>>7994276
Ignore him because his games are shit

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>>7994262
It was a reference. I'm not sure if people will recognize it.
>>7994271
>Still dead.

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>>7994280
>>7994287
>>7994290

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>>7994276
Post an entry with the name
Chisaki

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>>7994276
Nrvnqsr Chaos

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>>7994276
Rika

Enter.
>>7994285
PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU GET THIS CLOSE TO THEM.

what the fuck is this shitty anime circlejerk

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>>7994276
Avenger

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>>7994276
DEMAND A LISA GAME VICTORY CARD FOR ERUNA

>>7994292
>I'm not sure if people will recognize it
I'm sure nobody knows about one of the most famous movies of all time, Parsee.

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>>7994276
Claptrap

>>7994308
yo mama

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>>7994276
...I guess I'll enter, this time. If I have to.
>entry

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>>7994130
>kek

>>7994276
>enter probably
Cirno

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>>7994276
Armored Carrier Demon

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>>7994315
>LISA Games are kill.

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>>7994168
>Thank god for that I suppose, being forced into parties or events is the worst.
>>7994171
>California, so maybe I should have said palm trees? Though I'm pretty inland.
>>7994276
Do something like enter but use a title with my name.. Something like.. "Kaito the something or other", yeah that works.

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>>7994276
Maria and Harusame

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>>7994276
Eggman-kun

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>>7994276
Senshougahara

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>>7994276
Raphi hopes the meme continues
>>7994271
Tell me more!
>Inches closer

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>>7994316
You would be surprise.
>>7994276
Parsee

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>>7994276
Give him my name

Suz

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>>7994276
Kosaku Kawajiri

Enter passively.

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>>7994276
Rosehip

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>>7994276
Hope he's hosting JoJo games

Pannacotta Fugo

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>>7994276
Chizuru Kashiwagi

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>>7994276
Sticky Fingaz

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>>7994276
Flash Man

Win in a flash.

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>>7994218
Be embarrassed

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>>7994276
Broken Matthew Hardy and Edge

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This man comes up and says he needs 3 more tributes.
What do you do?

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>>7994327
DEMAND ONE ANYWAYS

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>>7994373
Puru-see
Enter a cat

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>>7994373
Syria

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>>7994276
2b

>>7994373
Keep ignoring him and go to bed

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>>7994276
Rantaro Amami

ahh.. memes

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>>7994149
It's not, and I won't let it. Got that?
>>7994345
BACK THE HELL UP GODDAMMIT!

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I want Asuka and Nikki Cross to beat me up.

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So this host comes up and posts the roster.
What do you do?

>>7994389
C u t e

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>>7994411
Show everyone what we're made of!

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>>7994411
And then do something like swap out for someone else!
>>7994328
>>7994397

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>>7994411
>swap out my shitty joke please
>>7994320
>>7994397

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>>7994401
Okay, but I can't see behind me!
>Turns around and walks backwards toward Rika

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>>7994411
I say ironically enthusiastically, "Ready to be the hero!"

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>>7994276
Hiita the fire charmer

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>>7994276
Mizore Shirayuki

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>>7994411
>>7994360
>>7994445
sleep teim

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>>7994401
Well then on the off chance it does happen again I'll help you, even if I know it will not change a thing.

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>>7994411
>swap him back in then, if you will
>>7994320
>>7994328

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>>7994411
>>7994364
>>7994436
Point out that I've already swapped myself out.

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>>7994421
You're trying to win me over with your kindness, aren't you?

>>7994424
Dogs are not jokes.

>>7994436
kys baron

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You're hanging out with your swaps when suddenly this bloodbath walks up.
What do you do?

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This guy comes along and plays with his balls in college.
What do you do?

>>7994459
dogs aren't jokes but I sure am

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>>7994477
Just call me Clacktrap!

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>want Eruna to stay
>She would probably run away if I interacted with her
>or not

>kicks legs back and forth, waiting for an answer to reveal itself

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>>7994477
S-Someone, h-help!

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>>7994425
>She takes a step to the side and trips the idiot.
>>7994456
It's. Not. Going. To happen.
>>7994477
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

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>>7994477
This seems awfully light.

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>>7994477
Go out and enjoy yourselves. You deserve it.

>>7994489
You are aware that lots of people like jokes, right? That being said, a lot of people must really like you.

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>>7994504
>Grabs Rika's hand and drags her down with her

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>>7994459
Trying to win you over..? I-I thought we were kind of friends already..
>Kaito looks absolutely devastated.
>>7994477
That's alright, I understand what alcohol can do to a person.
>>7994504
It's happened like three times already...

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>>7994477
There can only be one in my district!

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>>7994477
You're enjoying Day 1 when suddenly this ice chick comes up with two machine guns.
What do you do?

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>>7994450
Thanks pal. Maybe I'll get back at you someday.
>>7994477
No takesies backsies. Don't expect a payback for this.

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>>7994527
AHHHHHHH! Bullets! A lot of them!

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>>7994527
G-Get away from me squid-demon!
>Still trying to pull off the bucket

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>>7994527
You know, I don't really feel like fighting too hard. You guys understand that, right?

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>>7994518
>She immediately devolves in to a shrieking, flailing pile of violence.
>>7994519
Kaito. We. Are not. Discussing. It. What part of that is so hard to understand?

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>>7994519
Maybe we are? I wouldn't know. I don't have friends.

>>7994527
I hope you like it. You look like someone that would really, really like it.

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>>7994554
S-Sorry!
>stifling laughter
R-Reflex!

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>>7994527
Sticky fingers is a saying for someone who steals right..? Kind of ironic when you think about it.
>>7994554
Fine. What can we discuss then?

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>>7994527
You catchin a good night's sleep when suddenly this fire chcik starts lickin your bod
What do you do?

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>>7994568
No no, you're doing it all wrong. You're supposed to catch it with your face. Ugh, throw it back to me so we can do it right.

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>>7994568
I bet I look pretty elegant and cool like this. I wish they could see this.

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>>7994568
You'll let me out of this, right?
>the fire begins to rise
R-Right?

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>>7994568
You're just mindin your own business when suddenly this flower rips off your toenail
what do you do?

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>>7994563
>In a surprising display of acrobatics, she rolls away before leaping to her feet.
YOU ARE NEVER TO COME WITHIN THREE FEET OF ME.
>>7994565
I...I don't know, dammit, I just don't want to talk about that!