Welcome to /trash/. How degenerate are ya?

I accidentally sheared my superego off from the rest of my mind.
We fap together.

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>>7990365
I wrote a short story involving the tabletop character of one of my players and an oversized, humanoid alligator snapping turtle slave/pit-fighter overpowering and raping his boyfriend's character in multiple positions.

I did this at the request of the first player, in order to gain an unfair advantage in another game that he was running.

His boyfriend found out about the story and demanded a copy. After reading it, he asked me to write another few scenes, with further suggestions for abuse his character would experience.

>>7990365
I masterbate to ponies

I daydream about being bullied and toyed with by small, cute animals, pokemon and other such creatures/characters on a daily basis

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I like turtles.

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I fantasize every day about fucking Nick

Every day I escape from the world to my own fantasy where me and Nick are in a loving relationship and we fuck every day. I do this everywhere. At the store, in a movie theater, even when I'm spending time with friends. It has gotten to the point where I'll set aside time from my day to cut off contact with anyone else and isolate myself so that I can fantasize about him more freely

I want to caress his body as he moans my name in pleasure. I want to stroke his dick until he's on the brink of cumming, then deny him that pleasure. That comes later. I want so much for Nick to tie me up on the bed and do what he pleases with my body. I trust him not to hurt me. And he will trust me to do the same. Because we love each other

In real life, I have not been able to hold down any intimate relationship. Everyone I meet just isn't anywhere near as cute and sexy as Nick is. When I'm with them, a part of me is constantly reminding myself that they're not Nick, and that this will never work out. Even if I convince some of them to dress up as him (they think I'm really kinky, when I just want to cover up their body and pretend they're Nick) I still can't get hard because they're not my one and only husbando. They left me after realizing I wasn't in love with them, not really, and that I was just using them to fill the fox-shaped hole in my heart

But that's okay, because I know that no matter how bad things play out, I can still retreat back to my fantasies, where Nick will greet me with open arms and a huge smile. He's always there for me. No matter what he's always waiting there for me, ready to fuck me raw

>>7990365
I'm first in line for going to hell..

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>>7990365
i still raided for 2 years after /b/ day

>>7990365
I took it in the ass the first time I watched Boku no Pico.

>>7990365
I made gay porn
while being straight

>>7990365
I tried to masturbate to an anthropomorphized car's reproduction system.

>>7992973
this

>>7990365
I have a fursona

When I was a young lad and first discovered masturbation, I started doing it in the middle of class, at school.

Would just stretch my shirt over my knees, pull one or both arms into the sleeves, and jerk it while thinking about the couple of hentai videos I had, at that point.

Must have done it at least eight or nine times. Not sure if the teachers even noticed, or if they just didn't want to deal with bringing it up.

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I'm trying to find a fetish that may have been in my head this whole time because I can't find a single picture for shit. Not even the one I supposedly remember from years ago.

And if I find it really doesn't exist, I'll probably make it exist.

>>7990365
I pounded my pud to a picture of a triangle just to see if I could

>>7990365
actually wait no the nadir of my life was definitely that time i was really depressed and wrote my little pony rape fanfiction

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I have been zoophile from 12 year old.
Im writing gay mlp musk greentext
I have BD dildos
I occasianally listen to mlp fan music

>>7993451
Jesus christ you win i quit fuck that's hardcore
i don't even want to know how you can even act in society if you even go out anymore if you use those dildos everyday

>>7993333
...All right, I'll bite. Describe your fetish, you despicable, degenerate waste. Let's see if we can't match it for you.

>>7993333
Out of curiosity, what is this fetish??

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>>7993534
Long cocks. But not just any long cocks, these guys were sentient, living cocks. Cocks with eyes and a mouth, or just a mouth. Monster appendages with minds of their own. Supposedly can talk, commit vore, etc.

Yet it still functions somewhat like a cock. It goes in the pants, it goes inside things, etc.

Look if that is too autistic, I'll just describe the last picture I remember: some furryshit futa, but her "cock" was actually this long thing with a snake-lookin head. It looked like the kind of cock that would talk back to her and stuff.

I've looked under different combinations of those words. So far, only "cock transformation" kinda comes close and might be as close as I get. At the time though, for some reason, I felt it was more common especially in furryshit. That image popped back in my mind today and I long to see mutant cocks with minds of their own. I know I can't be the first one to want to draw a character with a talking dick, no way.

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I held hands with my friend once.

I have created and spread several memes since 2008

I draw furry porn for money

>>7990365
How degenerate am I!?

Some of my top turn-ons include:
Married couples holding hands, kissing, using the missionary position, full consent, hugging, saying sweet things to eachother, loving one another unconditionally

>>7993915
snake cocks are a thing. (not to be confused with cocksnakes!)
mostly a furry thing, but still, definitely a thing.

>>7994245
Uh, right thus way sorry to keep you waiting...

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>>7990365

I started coming here because after 8 years of browsing /d/ it's gotten to the point where sometimes it isn't weird enough for me.

Still can't get off to furry though (thankfully)

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>>7994596

>>7993915
That was a thing a few years ago, darknekogami drew a lot of it.
Living Gasm Drive, LGD for short.

I stopped watching irl human pron ten years ago.

>>7990365
i have 2 waifus

I jerk off to Shadman art

>>7994629
>>7998194

Thank you for leading me right to the snake cock LGD trash heap. I can now embrace my degeneracy like never before.

>>8000868
I never watched IRL human porn. I started off with hentai and other animated stuff; IRL human porn has never appealed to me, ever.

...mostly because like 90% of it is boring vanilla shit, so it ends up being a video of a guy humping a girl for 30 minutes in different positions

while the girl keeps looking at the camera every 5 seconds

>>7990365
I pissed in a cup on my back porch in the middle of a cold winter night because it felt good. Then threw the cup of piss into the alley.

Also last time I accidentally pissed on my bed, it kinda felt good, as it was because of a dream of watching a cock pee.

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>>7990365
I leave the sink on while I brush my teeth

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>>8006448

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>>7990365
I go to bed at 11:30 P.M.

I only take a shower when my hair looks greasy, which is usually around the span of 4 to 5 days.

I post regularly in tlhg and pony threads. Also making fanfics for the loud house, mlp and frozen

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I fantasize about loving this demon every day. Cuddling, fucking, anything. I've never been so in love with a character before. I've even given up looking for an actual relationship. I'm happy living with these imaginary fun times.
I want him to stuff me so I can bare his young. His royal, demonic young. I don't even like kids. Tom is love, Tom is life.

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I used to browse reddit.

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My fetishes
BBW (Big beautiful women)
SSBBW (Super sized big beautiful women)
BHM (Big handsome men)
SSBHM (Super sized big handsome men)
Long tongues
Berry expansion
Inflation
Butt inflation
Breast inflation
Belly inflation
Facesitting
Getting sqiushed (BUT NOT FLATTENED)
Belches
Stomach noises
Puffy cheeks
Licking
Food getting eaten/licked off my body
Soft samesize vore
Long hair
Ponytails
Big hips
Stuffing
Muscles
Belching in my mouth
Sweat
Multiple chins
Hyper immobile
Hyper belly expansion
Hyper butt expansion
Hyper breast expansion
Cellulite
Feet
Force Feeding
Darker Skin
Being licked
Object vore
Dominating inflatee/feedee
Pear shapes
Human blobfaces
Mutual gaining (When I'm not the expandee, duh)
Light slob
Feet
Naked people in aprons
Loli
Shota
Freckles
Navels
Fupas
Heart Irises
Muscles
Swallowing fish whole
Farts
Businesswomen
Fat arms

And here are my waifus

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>>7990365
I unironically adore Modern Bubsy

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>>8010043

I want to fuck Lola Loud.

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my fetishes include,
>goths
>redheads
>leggings and thigh high socks
>ssbbw
>double chins
>burping
>hand holding during vanilla sex
>blushing
>hand holding during man on man sex
>traps
>being tied up and fondled
>slob
>cellulite
>green skin
>thick eyebrows on girls
>immobility
>girls drinking blood
>Scottish accents
>girls with curly hair
>girls in baggy t-shirts and sweatpants
>cankles
>extremely pale skin
>red eyes
>girls who are so obese that they don't look human
>arm fat
>cute little upturned noses that kind of look like little piggy snouts
>girls becoming blob monsters
>slime girls
>girls stuffing their faces/overeating
>sleepy voices
>bags under eyes
>thicc girls in sweaters
>armpits
>girls with pompadours
>low self esteem
>goth boys
>Christmas cakes
>smokey/raspy voices
>short messy hair
>long fluffy hair
>eating cake off of really fat tits
>teasing/embarrassment
>girls with grey skin
>girls eating themselves to death

>>8010004
Im the same minus anything like inflation or berry expansion

Licking and samesize vore is amazing though. Most fun Ive had with any kink

I wish I was a shota though

>>8010004
11/10 fetishes.

>Stomach noises
>Puffy cheeks
>Licking
>Food getting eaten/licked off my body
>Long hair
>Ponytails
>Big hips
>Muscles
>Sweat
>Multiple chins
>Hyper immobile
forgot to include these on mine >>8010253

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>>8010253
>>Scottish accents

>>8010433
same desu

>>8010043
That's uh... That's a really hot picture to be honest.

>>7990365
I like big scary monsters, I want to smooch and fuck most of them, I want them to drool into my mouth as we proceed in our love acts.

And I absolutely hate things that don't look anatomically correct. Lizards with tits make me mad, lizards with balls make me mad. Anthro animals with human dicks trigger me. I am fucking retarded for being this way but I can't do anything about it. I like my realism, and if something seems just slightly unfitting, I loose my boner. Also monster girls suck. They feel like a low quality cosplay. I want the full thing. Full. Anatomically correct. Scary monsters... Is that so much to ask for?

>>8010253
i also forgot to add

-acne
-girls drinking grease/eating lard
-tomboys
-body swapping
-/ss/
-tentacle girls
-cow girls/pig girls
-puffy vulva
-greasy skin/hair

>>8010004
>Peggy
>Waifu
Actually, legitimately kill yourself. You're scaring the children.

I literally cannot be sexually aroused by the human body anymore, it has to be a Pokemon or an anatomically correct furrt

>>8012344
Furry, not furrt, wtf phone

>>8011614
Glad you like it

>>7990365
i used to be a 9gag brony
im not anymore, but that doesn't mean that im not something even more degenerate.

>>8012934
>something even more degenerate.

Don't keep it to yourself, buddy

>>8013649
see
>>8013405
also if it means anything i often delete posts i find cringeworthy after posting them like that one. a lot of times i will even write out a long post and then never post the thing, instead tricking myself in my mind that i did infact post it, but it was so garbage that nobody replied.

I was masturbating to the thought of women blowing up/exploding before I entered puberty and started being interested in sex with them.

>>7991469
What if you have a new friend named Nick?

>>7993249
oh they know alright. the smell of sex is pretty distinctive. they just dont want to deal with it because sex in some countries are very awkward topic to bring up

>>7993451
but mlp fan songs are pretty good.....

>>8008745
lemme guess, you ship Tom with Marco

>>8007019
I go to bed 10:00 pm.

>>7990365
I fap to gay dragon porn.

>>8014327
pls bauss.. i habede canser....

>>8004809
I'm in the same boat - never seen a porno before

I posted this: POOP IN THE DOOP MAH BOY, WE NEED SOME VERY GOOD GRAVY FOR THIS SAVY NAVY BLAVY. HAVE YOU EVER DREAMT ABOUT DREAMING IF THE SCATMAN CAN'T DO IT NOBODY CAN, AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOUR LIFE COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE, YOUR GIRLFRIEND SENDS YOU A DYKE PIC AND YOUR MOTHER SENDS HER A BIGGER ONE BACK AND YOU ALL LIKE WHYYYYYY. OH YEAH GIVE ME SOME OF THAT SUGAR NEXT WEEK AT FRIDAY NIGHT ON NICKELODEON!

I'm gonna buy a mic stand and a curvy arm phone holder to suspend my porn over my head while I'm in bed