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ITT: Pokemon are real. Where would you like to go on vacati

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ITT: Pokemon are real.

Where would you like to go on vacation?

Info: http://pastebin.com/dy3GD8Me
Characters: http://pastebin.com/wVFqcLZh
Recap: http://pastebin.com/smet7PBJ

Previous thread: >>7972429
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>>7983794
Hell... I'm joking
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>>7983794
Anywhere as long as my friend tag along
Johto sounds nice but they've got some problems right now
I heard they're about to fix that though
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>>7983794
I'm currently on vacation, so I suppose the answer is Joh-
>>7983835
.... Wait. What's wrong with Johto?
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>>7983794
I dunno, Kalos maybe but I heard it's expensive
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>>7983794
Kalos
>>7983666
No, release them.
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>>7983851
The water there is bad
Somebody put something in it a few days ago
Most of johto's drinking out of water bottles and bathing with baby wipes
It suuuuuuucks
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>>7983883
You got a minute, Sylvie?
I found a buyer.
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>>7983928
>is licking at her ring pop
Yeah, where are we meeting them at?
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>>7983928
>>7983939
Ooh! Ooh! Can I come?
I wanna see, meet new people, stuff like that
I can help carry stuff
If it goes wrong I can Aurora Beam things
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>>7983964
Well I don't see why not.
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>>7983939
>>7983964
...
Uh...
Celadon isn't that far away, right?
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reminder that lava slug is for hugs
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>>7983982
Uhh...
Let's get Anne and maybe see if Frankie can borrow somebody's truck
Its a long way to move a big statue
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>>7983982
It's a fair ways away Vapey has the right idea though, it would be tough to move a big statue that far without it getting damaged without help.
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well i don't know i guess check what is around alola
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>>7984056
better take your bf with you
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>>7983891
... And what negative effects is the water having on those that come into contact with it?
>>7983888
.... I would appreciate it if Dittos would cease impersonating me. It never ends well for the Nposter.
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(zorro player here, stuff came up so you can NPC me, I will be back in a couple hours)
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>>7984065
Itching, fever, sometimes rashes
The Daycares out there all closed down too
They wont say why but it really freaked them out
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>>7984065
Want me to boil that ditto for you?
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>>7984010
>>7984032
The statue is sort of large, so...
That is probably best.
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>>7984171
>HONK HONK
>Fuschiafag has a truck
Heard you needed a trip to Celadon that's not by bike.
I borrowed the boss' truck, he won't mind as long as it's back by nightfall.
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>>7984103
.... I see.
>A glass of water is poured down the drain, N making a disgusted face
I will have the Johto Plasma members assist in Pokemon care and perhaps investigate the daycares.
>>7984167
No, I would prefer if it were simply given a chance to change its form without the need for a curling iron.
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>>7984237
>>7984065
heehee sorry~ i couldn't resist
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>>7984063
who are we talking about i don't have a bf, i have no idea what you are talking about
>nervous jelly
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>>7984287
>roll to push goobaby up against inazuma
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>>7984287
you dont have a bf
yeah and im not eating pizza flavored cake
>A bite is taken from a pizza flavored cake slice
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>>7984010
(anne/steelix player here feeling ill so I won't be up for any rp, just npc me)
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>>7984202
>Sylvie hops in
It's been a long time since I was in one of these, can I drive?
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>>7984350
>Fuschiafag gives the Dad Stare.
. . . No.
>The thing is loaded up, Steelix a best.
You can pick the music, though.
Everybody in!
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zibel is for raping
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>>7984383
everyone knows eels cant rap you friccin doofus
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>>7984383
Um... Liiiike... I'm lightning, very frightening! I'll leave your muscles tightening with a quick jolt and I'll make my bolt!
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>>7984373
Aww you're no fun
>tries to find eurobeat on a station anyways
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>>7984322
ohh... h-hey inazuma
>>7984324
w-what does that mean, i don't have a bf
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>>7984432
Hey niichan, why are you getting so close for?
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>>7984444
Reeeee
REEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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>>7984422
>Das some good eurobeat mang
>Even Frankie's bobbing his head to the beat as the group piles into the car and drives
>Celadon here we come
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>>7984472
what did i do?
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>>7984444
Godddamn it, YOU PRICK, YOU'VE WASTED OUR QUADS ON SHITTY RP YOU CUBT LICKER. WE WERE ABOUT TO GO CLEANSE THE WORLD OF PEDOS WITH KEK'S PERMISSION WITH QUADS. AND YOU FUCKING WASTED THEM YOU SHIT EATING BITCH!!!!!
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>>7984444
w-well someone just pushed me toward you, n-n-nothing more i promise
>>7984472
HEY, DON'T YELL AT INAZUMA DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT YOU UP?
>>7984486
you did nothing don't worry about it
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Remember to ignore and hide shitposters.
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>>7984493
> you seem upset :^)
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>>7984493
(cheque em nerd)
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>>7984520
>>>>7984522
IM BEYOND MAD YOU FUCKS!!!!
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>>7984520
>>7984522
PLEASE STOP REPLYING
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>>7984432
sure you do
unless zapdog isnt your friend
>>7984486
shhhh
>Hug the zapdoggo
ignore them and eat pizza cake
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>install lewd.exe on necrozma
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>>7984555
>LEWD????.EXE INSTALLED
>RUN?
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>>7984555
NOOOOOO, NOW YOU FUCKS WASTED TRIPS. YOU SONS OF BITCHES ARE GOING TO FUCKING PAY FOR THE PAIN YOU'VE INFLICTED UPON US!!!!!!
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>>7984485
>>7984422
>Celadon coming up on the horizon
>Eurobeat at max volume
>Party truck is go
So, who's the customer?
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>>7984572
>UNIT ONE: QUESTION NECROZMA WELLBEING STATUS
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>>7984572
Command: abort lewd.exe
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>>7984572
hey roborock
which is your favorite personality file
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>>7984572
>RUN ON STREAMBRO
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>>7984586
( Fug, wrong image )
Where should we meet with the person? Someplace open, right? I'm not doing a deal in a parking garage. The truck won't even fit.
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>>7984545
Okay!
>eat some of dat pizza cake
It tastes weird but I like it!
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>>7984589
BAD
>>7984590
>ABORTING...
>>7984605
>GENERATING WIT...
YOUR MOTHER
>>7984607
>RUNNING...
>...
>...
>>7984590
>...
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>>7984623
.........
>ASSISTANCE: RECQUIRED?
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>>7984009
Once I learn to control my body temperature better, maybe.

>>7984586
>>7984621
He gave me a house address...
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>>7984623
RUN IT
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>>7984623
>>7984590
>Processing current situation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPRA0W1kECg

>Conclusion reached

>RUN PANIC.EXE
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>>7984607
>wat

>>7984623
Describe well being and why it is going "bad"
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>>7984545
he is my freind, but we are not dating or anything
>notices what he's saying
>covers mouth with hands
>and it's embarassed
>>7984622
i was the one who made it
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>>7984623
Suggested protocol change: Place lewd.exe under similar restrictions to Prismatic Laser firing sequence - only run if two separate admins request.
>>7984590
Seconding this.
Let's grab some coffee, buddy.
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>porkyman arpee
I give 10 minutes before this shit turns into ERP
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>>7984656
you did a good job on the cake
>hug the gooey
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>>7984670
(You're about three months or so too late for that post)
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>>7984670
(This thing has been going for three months. Lewd only happens like... Once every ten threads, if that.)
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>>7984670
lemme smash
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>>7984635
YES?
>>7984638
>RUNNING...
>>7984653
>...
>HOLD HAND
CORE REACHING 5500 KELVIN
>GO IN FOR THE KISS
>>7984657
>INVALID
>LEWD.EXE RUNNING
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>>7984697
>Watch, and reach for first aid kit
>This is going to be... interesting.
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>>7984697
>UNIT ONE: SUDDENLY REMEMBER ALL OF YOUR STRATEGIES ARE BASED AROUND BURNING
>UNIT ONE: PING COLRESS
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>>7984719
(DRINK. WE'RE AT 64. )
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>>7984697
...Uhhhh...

>>7984653
S-should I do something?
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>>7984697
>>7984719
Let it run. I'd rather not get in some kind of fight with it.
You were a good man Streambro. I'll make sure they don't put that you died of robotsex.
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>>7984412
i stand corrected.
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>>7984681
n-no p-problem
h-hey there i no need to hug me
>roll to hide embarrasment
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>>7984652
Procedure: calm down and try to put as much distance as possible, preferably in the form of a coffee run

>>7984657
Further protocol change: Execute lewd.exe if on request by Personality Core, but can be aborted by any admin.

>>7984697
>OH GOD IT BURNS
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>>7984719
>Run lewd.exe on unit one
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>>7984780
>Slowly back away until out of sight then speed over to mess hall
>Use ghost conversion because that ghost hand isn't just good for tossing shadow balls- it's also good for carrying things

>Come back a lot more slowly to keep from spilling coffee, but still in a hurry
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>>7984716
>>7984719
>RUN LEWD.EXE
>COMMAND: MAKE THREE WAY WITH STREAMBRO AND I
>>7984742
>>7984745
>INVALID COMMAND
>>7984780
>OPENING LANGUAGE FILES
...MI AMOR.
>GO IN FOR ANOTHER KISS
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>>7984716
>>7984745
>>7984742
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7984697
COMMAND: UNHOLD HAND
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>>7984780
>UNIT ONE: UPDATE FRIGATE MEMORIAL LIST
>>7984745
ACKNOWLEDGED. FURTHER COMMANDS?
>>7984797
>>7984820
>WARNING: LEWD MODE: POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS
>CONTINUE ANYWAY?
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>>7984838
yes
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>>7984820
Vous osez souiller la langue de mon peuple?
>Digusted Honhon sounds
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>>7984820
>>7984823
>Float in
I have a question-
...
>Claydol.exe is processing
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>>7984823
>UNHOLDING HAND
>KISSING STREAMBRO
>>7984838
>YES
>>7984854
OUI OUI
-NECROZMA
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>>7984755
ooooooooooo someones red
ill just
>Klinks begins to play seductive sax music
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>>7984823
First aid's on hand.
I'm honestly not sure whether to stay here or give you some privacy.
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>>7984755
>roll to play careless whisper
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>>7984820
>>7984866
>This would be hot if it weren't literally hot
>Burning hot

>>7984838
REQUESTING MEDBAY
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>>7984855
>>7984890
>>7984838
>>7984823
>Zeta comes back in with coffee
...Uh...

>>7984913
>Zeta sets aside coffee and attempts to evacuate streambro
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>>7984870
dave
>>7984892
and you too jacket?
>gets more embarrased
>covers face even more
>>
>>7984820
>>7984866
>SHUT DOWN
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>>7984913
>GO IN FOR ANOTHER K-
>>7984936
>SHUT DOWN
>CONVENIENTLY FLOP IN OPPOSITE DIRECTION OF STREAMBRO
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>>7984866
>LEWD MODE ACTIVATED
>SEVERAL SYSTEMS DEACTIVATED TO LESSEN POTENTIAL HEAT LOAD: MERCY, FRIEND VS FOE, LOGIC, VOCALIZER.
>INTERNAL TEMPERATURES CLIMBING: COOLANT SYSTEM MALFUNCTIONING: SOLUTION?
>ACTIVATE INTERNAL FANS AND EXTERNAL VENTS
>HEAT REDISTRIBUTED TO CHASSIS AND CANNON
>WARNING: CHASSIS TEMPERATURE: 2750 DEGREES F
>PROCEED?
>>7984913
>ACKNOWLEDGED
>UNIT ONE: PICK UP STREAM BRO BRIDAL STYLE
>KISS
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>>7984913
>>7984925
>Assist with trip to med bay
Well, now we know that our resident rock star's too hot for mortal men to handle.
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>>7984951
>ROLL TO EVACUATE STREAMBRO IMMEDIATELY
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>>7984933
>ok
>play a different sax song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGcyKEZtWuE
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>>7984974
>UNIT ONE: FRIEND VS FOE SYSTEMS DOWN
>UNIT ONE: TARGET ACQUIRED: PORYGON Z
>ACTION: TECHNO BLAST: BURN DRIVE
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>>7984890
>>7984925
>Unintelligible muttering due to pain

>>7984951
...VEEEEEEEEEEEENT HEEAA..
>Pass out
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>>7984949
>>7984951
That's enough. Both of you shut down.
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>>7984892
>>7984870
>>7984985
>looks up from cakenoms
what's with the music???
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>>7984989
>>7984991
>Somehow dodge beam of firey death
>Grab Streambro
>Get the hell over to medbay
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>>7984933
>>7984985
awwwwww the goo babby is embarrassed
how about this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9BE_g19cl0
>>7985019
romance
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>>7985041
oh that makes sense 'cause i love this cake
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>>7984985
>has the urge to drink 17 cups of coffee dark as the moonles night and more bitter than hell itself
that's pretty nice
>>7985019
well how do i say this
>embarrased
thay want to-
>>7985041
...
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>Sew fishtol holsters into assault vest.
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>>7984991
>>7984994
>>7985029
>UNIT ONE: SHUTDOWN ENGAGED: FLOOR COLLAPSE IMMINENT
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>>7985050
what about the one who made the cake do you love him too, do you love nirie?
he totaly loves you
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>>7985029
>The medic is in
>Time to patch up streambro, cold compresses and bandages in hand
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>>7985125
w-what
i-inazuma that isn't what you t-think...
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>>7985029
>>7985152
>At medbay, unconscious but alive
>Roll for burn severity
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>>7985125
Of course I love niichan
>>
i love you people
>>
>>7985261
>Foreign sex music stops
ohhh shit
brozoned
uhh mind if i just
>He flees into the bedroom
>>7985284
(And I love you too, random citizen)
>>
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>>7985261
...
>>7985297
>follow
>lock door
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>>7985284
but anon thats gay
>>
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>>7985305
>>7985297
Did I do something wrong?
>>
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>>7985251
>>7985152
>worried beeping
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>>7985251
>Assign Unit Two to help.
Where did I leave...
>Roll for if he got a special thing.
>>
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>>7985329
>Hal and Jay join in the worry party
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>>7985261
w-what?
>spaghetti spill confirmed
y-you do?
>>
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>>7985251
I hope you can take your coffee iced, because you're not getting hot anything for a while judging by those blisters.
>>
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>>7985251
>>7985329
>>7985341
>Claydol is unsure of what "worry" is
>Processing...
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>>7985346
You said you were my big brother and brothers love each other don't they?
>>
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>>7985339
Shame, I suppose I don't have it.
>Did I leave it with the samples U2 brought in?
>>
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>>7985379
>roll to give the walking hairgel genocide the thing
>or a leaf
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>>7985379
>Look at the empty tube labeled "Streambro DNA sample."
Shame.
>>7985413
>Consider how cool it would be to give Streambro cellulose based skin.
>Oh well.
>Go check on Streambro.
>>
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>>7985366
y-yeah that, i love you too , like your big bro of course
>pet the zapdoggo
>>
>>7985366
goo bab wants to smash
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>>7985525
>gooey pets, feels weird mang
are you feeling okay aniki?
>>7985561
smash what?
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>>7985350
>>7985450
>Attempt to wake up
>...
>...
...lewd.exe runs on WINE at 100% efficiency, confirmed
>>
>>7985569
you
>>
>>7985305
>Flop on a bed
oh hey dude
sup?
>>
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>>7985358
>Dictionary definition of "worry" sent
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>>7985573
I see. Anything we can do to make your suffering a little less terrible?
>Prescribe him a few light painkillers.
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>>7985067
Heh heh, someone's ready for the driveby
>>
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>>7985573
...

...After seeing that, I never, ever want to run lewd.exe. Ever.

...Permission to delete lewd.exe from my data drive?
>>
>>7985569
Y-yeah, i'm fine don't worry
>roll for bluff
>>
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>>7985640
I'll get the painkillers, thank you sir.
I'll also request the lewd.exe source code, if available.

>>7985644
Delete with extreme prejudice.
>>
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>>7985629
...
>Processing complete
Oh. Thanks, I guess.
>>
>>7985644
>run lewd.exe
>>
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>>7985643
Splet.
>Uses Acid.
>Adaptability activates.
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>>7985676
I'll have it given to you. I've been making a few edits to them to... Stop the overheating problem.
>Painkillers it is.
>>
>>7985676
I'll fix up some iced coffee for you, just hang tight.
>>7985724
Yeah, that is a rather worrisome issue.
>>
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>>7985676
Yes sir.
>Deleting lewd.exe

>>7985678
>Error: Cannot run file: File is currently being deleted

>lewd.exe deleted

Done.
>Relieved porygon-z noises
>>
>Roll to summon Axe elemental
>>
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>>7985775
WHAT 'CHU WANT WITH THE OLD SPICE ELEMENTAL, FOOL?
>>
>>7985792
teach me how to summon the power
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>>7985692
>Squint suspiciously at the Skrelp
>Lazuli uses Focus Energy!
> Focus Energy + Scope Lens means every hit of his will be a crit
>>
>>7985792
Eh, not what I meant but close enough.
Can you use the power of Axe to make me smell good?
>>
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>>7985792
how did you get so stronk old spice guy?
>>
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>>7985754
I still don't understand why it's called lewd.exe is most of it is just hand holding.
>>
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>>7985817
>>7985826
>>7985833
OLD SPICE'S ODOR BLOCKING POWAH!
>SPRAY THEM DOWN WITH OLD SPICE AND DISAPPEAR BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME
>>
>>7985867
Nice.
>>
>>7985849
>Hand holding
That's adorable mate, I give you props for such a great thing
>>
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>>7985822
Splet.
>Sludge Bomb.
200 SpA Adaptability Skrelp Sludge Bomb vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Horsea: 22-28 (115.7 - 147.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>
>>7985892
*cute
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>>7985677
Hello... again.

>>7985724
I have a... fork planned
>Painkillers received
>Can actually talk without wincing in pain
Needs further fine tuning in the low heat mode, critical processes were deactivated

>>7985754
Thanks. The coffee I went in for at first must be cold at this point

>>7985762
That's my poreh
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>>7985913
>Zeta beeps happily, floating at Streambro's side.
>>
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>>7985822
>>7985894
Eh heh, lower your power levels.
>Still trying not to think of fried fish
>>
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>>7985894
Oh no you just did not do that.
>Angry squawk.
>wing attack.
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>>7985892
Thank you?
>>7985913
Well we can work together on something less painful.
... How was it?
>>
>>7985894
>Fug
>Laz is KO'd
>Rip Horsea, had only 30 special defense
>Side note, but HM is pretty difficult to play with a drawing tablet
>Gotta punch everything to death because no right button
>>
>>7985849
That's a lot of devotion to a running joke, I have to say.
>>7985913
>Cold coffee given
I saw some of those critical programs go offline.
That program should be quarantined until the, er, planned fork is semi-stable.
>>
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>>7985903
>internal AAAAAAAAAAAA-ing
>>
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>>7985941
>>7985948
>>7985953
>>7985963
>The bab wott of OSHA compliance yawns softly, before blinking as he looks up at everyone.

Wah...?
>>
>>7986009
>punt
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>>7985849
Hah.

>>7985953
...Intense.
Planned forks for Necrozma to run natively on his OS plus compatibility with his processes.
Additionally, the Friend/Foe process should not be ever deactivated.

>>7985967
Thanks.
>sips iced coffee
>>
>>7986075
>punt cunt
>>
>>7986075
>squints.
>Waterpulse.
>>7986009
Hello Osha.
Go look for Marshy, I am a bit busy here.
-Wingull
>>
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>>7986075
>BOLT STRIKE
>>
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>>7986009
Heh heh, morning.

>>7986075
>WATERFALL
>>
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>>7986075
>The wott bab is not punted. You have horrible aim.

>>7986164
...Okay.
>Hide looks for Marsh Daddy.

>>7986184
>Hide almost immediately finds Marsh Daddy.
>She walks over to him and raises her arms up. Seems he wants to be picked up.
>>
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>>7986224
Heh heh, looks like someone wants uppies.
>Pick up the wott
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>>7986116
Well you're officially in the robot burns club. I'll get working on buttons.
Hm, that sounds like it would work well. Weaponized lewd. I like it.
>>
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>>7986253
>The cold, computerized, calculated disapproval of Zeta burns through your soul.

>please ignore filename
>>
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>ok theyre busy with their kid
>splet onto the ship
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>>7986253
>What in the..
>I didn't even say out loud my overheat.exe fork ideas

I can say that between this and previous cases, it would work really well. Maybe too well, something best used as a last option.

>>7986288
...whoa.
>>
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>Fishtol is spletting around the place and making a watery mess
>Roll to notice new seahorse?
>>
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>>7986252
>Happy bab wott sounds.

>>7986312
>The sound of spletting catches the wott's attention.
>Fishtol Daddy?
Dahdah?

>>7986334
...Dahdah!
>>
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>>7986312
>Wait
>He wasn't on the ship?
>Guess the splet fiend is just a sharpshooter
>Horsea got fuggin High Noon'd
>>
>>7986334
...
>s-
>>7986334
>>7986350
>distraction: get
>purple poison splet away
>>7986355
>spletting from the water my dood
>max splet
>>
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>>7986369
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SPOOKY SEAHORSE
>Raise the alarms
>Aka scream
>>
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>>7986355
You alright?
>nudges the horsea.
Should I get a revive?
>>
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>>7986369
>I'm onto you mate
>Calc'ing LC for both Skrelp and Horsea
>Laaaaaaazy
>>7986412
>Blub blub KO'd Horsea blub blub
>>
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>>7986403
>The loud noise scares the wott
>Hide starts crying
>>
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>>7986403
>splet spletfish
>>7986424
>bro im like 24 lazy you better either tell me how im calcing or what
>lc is the only thing on there bro kill me
>>
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>>7986350
>Give the lil wott a ride, meeting the new friends

>>7986369
Good shot, heh

>>7986424
You okay?
>>
>>7986461
>Almost got splet
>Spookedâ„¢
>CHARGE BEAM AAAAAAA
>>
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>>7986475
thank
>>7986493
>grape koolaid splet coming at u
>>
>>7986424
Oh dear that's not good.
>Fishes out the horsea and sprays it with a revive.
-Wingull
>>
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>>7986514
>Oh god not the koolaid
>FISHY SCREAMING AAAAAA
>SPLET AWAYYYYYY
>>
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>>7986450
>Oh no
Heh heh, uh... Remi?

>>7986493
Eh heh, you missed. Good.
>>
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>>7986514
>Grab purple spletter.
Why are you like this?
>>
>>7986475
>BLUB BLUB BLUB KO'D HORSEA SOUNDS BLUB BLUB
>Laz's unconscious body instinctively inks the entire tank
>>7986461
>Man I stuck Horsea as a level 26 with a 252 hp/ 252 Sp. Attack build
>Dunno what you're writing the spletfiend as though
>But bro I can't kill you when you live so far away
>>7986526
>Damn right it's not good
>Horsea is revive
>Let's use focus energy again because fuggin Sniper Horsea Crit Machine woot woot
>>
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>>7986547
>>7986475
>Wott hugs Marsh Daddy tight and cries into his shoulder.
>Very scared wott.
>>
>>7986550
Do we hit?
He ko'd gunsea, He must pay.
>>
>>7986550
>>7986554
>>7986636
>what am i even doing with my life
>purple koolaid spletter has narcolepsy
>pks used rest
>>
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>>7986636
>>7986657
Uhhh...
>>
>>7986657
... is he dead?
> Squint and look for gill flapping
>Gaying it up in a 4chan thread
>Just like the rest of us
>Welcome to hell
>>
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>>7986554
Eh heh, you got knocked out cold.

>>7986599
Hush, hush, caaaalm dooown
>Pat the wott

>>7986636
>>7986741
Eh heh, he good. Be easy on him, heh.

>>7986819
He isn't. Good. Heh.
>>
>>7986883
So were keeping him?
Even with what it did?
>>
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>>7986901
Second chances, heh. He is going to be useful.
>>
>>7986930
>Sighs.
Well alright.
I'l go fetch an oran berry.
>Pushes the oran berry inside the spletter.
>>
>>7986883
>Use splet
>And by splet I mean splet I mean Surf
252+ SpA Sniper Horsea Surf vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Marshtomp on a critical hit: 76-90 (63.3 - 75%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>7986962
... Where's he being put?
>>
>>7987129
>Squawk
What the hell are you doing!?
>Supersonic.
This should cool him off a bit.
>>
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>>7987129
(Herp. Doubled up on the sentence.)
>>7987159
>You missed
>Gask got the splet for being rude but here
>Have a retaliation splet
252+ SpA Sniper Horsea Surf vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Wingull on a critical hit: 96-114 (195.9 - 232.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>
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>>7987129
HEH UH?
>Roll to protect lil wott from the wave
>>
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>>7987236
>Pained squawk.
>Gets slammed against the wall, ko'd.
>>
>>7987237
>>7987262
... got revives?
>Revenge splet achieved, Laz returns to his corner of the tank
>>
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>>7987129
>>7987236
quit
>purple koolaidify him
>>
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>>7987237
>Lil wott partially spletted
>Pat the wott again, hope he doesn't cry

>>7987262
>This is not the time for hehs
>Take the bird friend, and go to storage for a revive
>>7987296
>Angry glare
>>
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>>7987302
>Welp
>Horsea is back to being unconscious
>At least he's already in the tank and curled up against the rock
>Damn splet sniper
>>
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>>7987377
>roll to splet into the tank
>hopefully not against the side
>>
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>>7987587
>What are you trying to hop into the tank or snipe Laz some more?
>Either way man, that's the side of the tank
>>
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>>7987633
>two dubsfails in a row
>now you get my bad luck
>into the tank this time
>>
>>7987699
(time to kms)
>>
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>>7987699
>Rip you spoke too soon
>I hope you like glass
>>7987716
( RIP man, you can't escape the curse. )
(Dude, weren't you joining the Discord? What happened to that)
>>
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>>7987751
>y me
>into the tank pls
>also i got nervous kek
>should i just kms
>>
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>>7987804
>Tank entry: Granted
>No dude
>I'd miss you mate
>Roll to hug
>Inb4 dice gods say fuck me
>>
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waah what's going on in this thread?
>>
>>7987859
(Welp. Dice gods are still pissed.Time for me to join in the ritual suicide)
>>
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>>7987900
its full of homosexuals
run while you still can
>>
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>>7987859
>tank get
>nudge sniperhorse
>also roll to hug anon
>>
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>>7988078
>360 noscope fish: nudged
>Roll to wake the fuck up
>Hug: happen
>Thread: at least 50% gayer
>All aboard the gay train
>>7988050
>I almost went to argue but then I remember I am one of those homosexuals so rip
>You win this round woodman
>>
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>>7988180
>greeting splet
hi
>amazing
>im ready for gay seahorses
>or possibly seahorse homicide

>roll to seduce anon
>>
>>7988274
>Give him a mix of the confused squint and the suspicious squint
... hey?
>Nah, no homicide
>Unless Skrelp is a serial splet'er who aims to kill
>I have been seduced
>Watcha gonna do?

>At least one of us can succeed in seduction rolls
>Been consistently getting shit rolls in the
Discord
>FML
>>
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>>7988386
>poke with fin
you?
>oh yeah i decided to make another character who has fucked up speech patterns
>have fun with mr 1 word a post guy here
>might give him more to work with if people cant understand him
>anyway
>roll to kiss the anon
>>
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>>7988180
>>7988274
>>7988386
>>7988449
>Watches silently
>Eh hehs internally
>>
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>>7988449
> He starts to bubble and blub in confusion
... Laz. I'm Lazuli. You are...?
>Yeah that's fine dude, I was aiming to have Lazuli almost exclusively speak in body language anyway
>Question: do you roleplay Red?
>Somehow you missed the kiss
>I mean, I'm short, but I don't think I'm that short man
>>
>>7988512
...?
>>7988553
>he watches the bubbles
...arsenic.
>gay seahorses are a go man
>nope i do not play red
>i try to avoid having my characters interact with characters i also play unless there are jokes that are possible
>fucking short ass nerd
>roll to kiss
>>
>>7988698
>ardenic kelpnip
>confirmed for nepeta in disguise
>>
>Zibel is doing super secret stuff.
>At least everyone isn't fighting anymore.
-Zibel
>>
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>>7988745
>Nepeta
>But also a fish
>Doesn't really talk
>Fefeta confirmed
>>7988698
>Blow a bubble at him
.... right. You're from...?
>Yeah same
>Ends with some of them standing by for stuff they would interfere with though
>Like Sun not stopping Dave's Blaziken from robbing hot topic and killing a bunch of cops
>Kiss: Happen
>Thread: Somehow even gayer
>Kiss kiss fall in love
>>
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>>7988745
>you got me
>>7988979
>try to pop it
kalos. you?
>yeah sometimes it isnt realistic but
>w/e
>oh hell yes i actually got that kiss in
>roll to kiss the anon again why not
>real gay time coming up
>>
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I heard this is the place to break someone's mind? Is this true?
>>
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>>7989251
it might be
whos asking
>>
>>7989173
>Ya missed the bubble
>Bubble pops on the snoot
Hoenn.
>Doot the Hoenn national anthem
... Isn't Kalos far? How'd you get here?
>Ya missed again
>GG, everyone go home, gay time is canceled
>Roll for a kiss to save gay time
>>
>>7989251
uhh dont think so dude
unless goobabby is secretly vicious
dunno
>Go back to lounging on the bed and eating pizza flavored cake
>>
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>>7989295
I'm just simply trying to become a trainer.
Is that to much to ask?
Or do I need to do something more for that?

>>7989347
Oh well.
Maybe I could try somewhere else?
>>
>>7989318
>pop
>surprised poisonhorse noise
um. swam.
>oh hell ive been kissed
>now we gotta get married
>roll to put on the bride dress
>>
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>>7989396
oh
go ahead i aint stopping ya
>>
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>>7989404
>More confused bubbling
>Tank is gonna be nothing but bubbles at this rate
.... why?
>Doki doki blush blush desu
>Roll to don a dress as well
>But who has the cooler last name?
>>
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>>7989396
You need to catch a pokemon!
>>
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>>7989396
uh dunno whered you go
aint much i can do
bit busy
> Time to pose like a french girl on the bed
>>
>>7989526
>confused grape splets
boring?
...
>poke seahorse
why here?
>mine is like crappy icelandic name
>you probably have a cooler one
>roll for marriage
>>
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>>7989487
Oh that I know darling

>>7989536
I also know that.
Good thing I love a challenge!

>>7989572
Oh~ magnifique

You fellas know how style works.
Yes even you woodboy.
So what should I wear?
I heard the man makes the attire.
The attire does not make the man.
>>
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>>7989622
... oh. Okay. Cool.
>Nudge the pokin' fin with the tail
... Tsunami. Got picked up.
>Uhhh old ass english
>1100s or earlier, derived from the words "wicga" (beetle) and "leah" (woodland) so idk how cool that is
>Look at that
>Dubs for gay marriage
>You may kiss the husband
>>
>>7989750
aint posing for you dude
>...... Time to cover up with the blankets
uh just like
idk man
suits are best
might as well go for a hoodie though
>>
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>>7989750
have you tried a log
logs are nice
>>
>>7989752
>poke tail
...tsunami? dangerous?
>that sounds pretty cool
>i call your last name then
>kiss the husband
>hell fucking yes
-arsenic
>>
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>>7989803
>>7989851
Decisions. Decisions.
I'll have to wait until tomorrow.
It's quite late anyway.
Until we meet again.
>>
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>>7989871
>Quick, he's busy poking the tail
>Blow a bubble
Kinda? For humans. Maybe.
>Roll for kiss
>We're making a gay ass heavy metal band and we have to know
>How long is your hair
>>
>roll for jiji to marry bones
>>
>roll for bones to marry jiji
>>
>>7983794
rape mimikyu
>>
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>>7990021
>pop the bubble
mmm...
>boop the seahorse
...?
>goddamnit i only know how to play the sax
>plus my hair is like
>medium as in
>at my neck
>rip
>>
>>7990033
>>7990051
Their love is pure, fuck off
>>
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>>7990164
>Sneeze
>Oh god there's ink everywhere
... sorry.
>Oh yeah none of us actually know how to play heavy metal instruments
> Bass Clarinet/Saxophone/Bassoonfag here, I don't think Jirachi or Bones play anything at all
> We can make this work man
>Just can't ever cut your hair again
> You'll get elbow+ length hair like the rest of us in no time
>I should also mention that we have a 4 person side Discord if its like
>The amount of people that bugs you
>>
>>7990226
cute
>>
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>>7990274
>bloop some purple koolaid out
mm!
>okay bringing it back up
>since our band will def suck
>what about we become the first poly death metal band
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe
>ill shoot you a friend req once i stop feeling nervous
>sorry
>>
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>>7990389
>Can't see shit anymore
>Grab his tail to keep from floating away

>I'm guessing you're talking me/you/jirachi/bones
>I think Bones is kinda uncomfortable with the idea?
>Idk I'd probs be down for it

>I can understand that mate, no worries
>I ain't going anywhere
>........... willingly
>>
>Watch the gay seahorses turn the tank a combination of black and purple.
>>
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>>7990537
>grabbed
>confused seahorse noise
hi?
>yeah dont worry man i dont wanna make people uncomfortable
>it was kind of a joke
>shrug
>hmu anon come to minnesota and kill me
>>
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>>7990621
Heh heh, nice.
>>
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>>7990719
Hmmm!
>Get Gask.
>Splash him into the tank.
>>
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>>7990777
Boss, what are you do..
>CRASH
>Smashed into the tank
>There's water and glass shards everywhere
Owowowowowowow!
>>
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>>7990677
... I can't see.
>His answer when asked was "shrug" so idk man
>Kinda figured but like
>Jirachi had made a joke about it too before
>So yeah idk just thought I'd actually ask
>Nah ain't gonna kill you dude, but I'll pick you up when I go to move in with Bones
>Just randomly show up at your house in the middle of the night with my car
>Honking is for pussies though so like
>Just rev the engine until either you get your ass outside or the popo show up
>Whichever comes first man
>>
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>>7990824
>Thanks auto update
>The glass shatters and the entire contents of the tank spill out, including two seahorses
>Lazuli panics and starts flopping
>>
>>7990824
>>7990878
Uh!
>Panic.
>Get potions.
>Apply to Gask.
Fuck, fuck.
>Roll to find another tank because honestly the infinite tank supply is getting a little silly.
>>
>>7990901
>>7990878
>>7990835
>>7990824
>Very distant yelling
>>
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>>7990824
>confused purple goosplets
hhh?
>>7990835
>>7990878
>welp
>>
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>>7990835
>>7990878
>>7990941
>Get them dual spletguns
Eh heh, pop pop

>>7990901
>Assist eelbro in finding a tank
>Or at least some cool holsters
>>
>>7990313
FUCK OFF
>>
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>>7990901
>>7990991
>You failed to find another tank
>>7990941
>Flop flop
>Panicked fish sounds
>>
>>7990926
>>7990991
>>7990926
>>7991055
>Yelling gets closer
>Something is visible on the horizon...
>>
>>7990991
Uhhh...
>>7990941
>>7991055
>Panic.
Gask what do we do?
>>
>>7991093
What is that?
>Squint
-Zibel the blind eel
>>
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>>7991095
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bucket?
>Roll to find anything that can hold water

>>7991093
>>7990926
Eh?
>>
>>7991052
c u t e
>>
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>>7991289
>>7991288
>Eel sees something...
>A small wave, like someone is skimming on the surface of the water, rapidly approaching the ship
>A pokemon comes into view...
>Yelling
>>
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>>7991289
WHY DON'T WE HAVE ANY BUCKETS?
>>7991349
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
WE'RE GONNA DIE
>>
>>7991095
>>7991289
>Still no water holding thing
>Fish flopping starts to get weaker
>>7991349
>Sorry, Laz is a bit too busy flopping to notice
>>
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>>7991289
>>7991377
>tired purple splets
>>
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>>7991385
>>7991377
>Splet over in my tank on a skateboard
>Coolest fishtol in the world
>Here to save the day
>>
>>7991441
>You roll a bit too far
>Laz does a weak ass flop to try and get over there, but someone else will probably have to pick the fishtols up
>>7991440
>Splet in his general direction
>Hahahaha fuck me I forgot to take my anxiety meds yesterday
>Anon hug me
>>
>>7991440
>>7991488
>PUT FISHTOLS
>>7991441
>BACK IN THE TANK
>>
>>7991377
>>7991385
>Roll to jump onto the deck, and not deck someone in the process
Greetings!
>>
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>>7991385
>>7991440
>>7991377
AAAAAAA
>Throw self into water with both splets
>>
>>7991526
Hi!

>>7991488
>>7991440
>Splep the gay seahorses with water
>No dying pls
>Verboten
>>
>>7991526
Hello!!
>Pat very very very large claw.
It's nice to meet you.
>>7991531
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7991578
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
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>>7991578
>>7991582
I claw the ship, and I thought I'd claw by, to see what's up.
The weather is absolutely clawful, though.
>>
>>7991294
I'M NOT CUTE
>>
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>>7991621
..But it's been sunny all day!

>>7991582
aaaaa?
>>
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>>7991526
Hellooooooooooooooooooo....

>>7991531
>Dropped the splets in the flailing for a bucket some point
>Falling down the side of the ship
>And then have o climb up again
>BRB
>>
>>7991626
C U T E
U
T
E
>>
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>>7991621
Clawful puns.
>>7991650
Good job Remi!!
>Pick up husgun.
>Smooch.
>>
new
>>7991716
>>7991716
>>7991716
>>7991716
>>7991716
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