ITT: Pokemon are real. What happened to you during the eggp

Nothing

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>>7972429
i feel wierd because i saw inazuma laying an egg and i can't stop thinking about both him and the egg

>>7972489
fertilize the egg

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>>7972489
>>7972509
dude that egg is in a cake now

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>>7972429
Eggs and almost fun stuff.

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>>7972509
that doesn't even work if the egg is already laid
>>7972575
oh yeah think that the cake is about to done

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>>7972429
You're all welcome

>>7972597
>harvest wak goo

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>>7972429
I'm not ready to be a dad.
>>7972731
>Shadow Claw

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>>7972731
Why are you like this.

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>>7972429
I accidentally laid an egg from my ass and am currently considering whether or not to turn it into an omelette.

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I tire again.

Three wishes.

Make it quick, I have mac and cheese cooking.

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>>7972970
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Something... To help me and my friends get stronger?

>>7972970
To rid the world of fujoshis.

>>7972970
MAKE NIRIE ACCPET THAT HE IS GAY FOR THE ZAPDOGGO

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>>7972970
Something nice I can gift to my friend Zorro, a Ninetales if that helps

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>>7972970
Can I have some pepsi blue?

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>>7973079
what are you talking about i'm not gay for him

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>>7973062
>A crate of Rare Candies appears on their boat.
>I forget how Rare Candies work, don't they mess up stat growth? These ones don't mess up stat growth. But there is only 40 or so candies in the crate.
>>7973071
>>7973079
I don't think I can grant these. I will try another time.
Nirie will need to accept that at his own rate.
>>7973102
Hm.
>A necklace with a large ruby appears above the Sylveon's head.
Here you are.
>>7973106
>A bottle of Pepsi Blue poofs above the living wak goo factory.

And lo,

it is done.

My mac and cheese is probably burnt.

>Poof.

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>>7973157
Thanks, I always wanted to know what this tasted like.
>Sipp
>I t ' s g o o d

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>>7973157
>Holy shit.
>Split those up with the crew.
Uhhh, guys?

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>>7973193
>Watch the wak goo factory enjoy a sippy.

>>7973109
JUST CONFESS TO THE ZAPDOGGO ALREADY

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>>7973229
..Want some, hun?
>Offer bottle

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>>7973157
Neat, I hope he likes it.

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>>7973264
>Take a small sippy.
Pretty good!
>Hand him the bottle back.
You probably wanted this more than I did.

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>>7973213
Boss, the two new recruits are not mov...
>Notice crate full of rare candy
Eh he he HE HE

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>>7973336
I think they died...Do we fry em?
You okay, Gask?

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Good evening! It stopped raining!
Now its just windy. I saw a jumpluff. It must've blown a long ways.

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>>7973365
Eh heh, I am okay.
And I think the fish are already well fried, if you ask me, heh

>>7973365
>>7973408
>What's that on the horizon?

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>>7973405
Hey bluedog, how are you doing?

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>>7973408
>Hand him like five candies.
You want some?
>>7973433
>What IS it because I sure as hell can't see it.

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>>7973437
Well enough. Settling down with my crayons and some leftovers I carried back from behind the game corner.

How've you been whiteout?

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>>7973299
>Floppyhands mcgee has dropped the spaghetti
>The spaghetti being pepsi blue
>A single tear is shed.

SELLING WAK GOO
10.99 FOR SOME WAK GOO

>>7973480
Good, I found this old but working boat, I hope to ask the others about it so maybe we can come and go from orre as we please. Maybe to go visit some other regions

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>>7973456
>Damnit 'rachi I only just realized I forgot a pic, okay?
>It was going to be a small wave but faildubs said fuck you so
>Holy shit that's a big wave

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>>7973519
(Fug)

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>>7973491
>Stitches flops onto his side.

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>>7973520
>Equip Fishtol
>Dual Flamethrower: Happen

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>>7973456
Eh heh, thanks.
>Pockets them
>It's not time for going Swampert, yet

>>7973433
>>7973456
Heh, what are you watching over there with that much intere...

>>7973520
>He hehing stops

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>>7973573
>>7973520
>Fishtol: FLAMETHROWER AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7973573
>>7973600
>Did you just try to stop a 400ft Tsunami with a flamethrower?
>Not even dubs can help you there
>>7973575
>Better bunk down

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>>7973573
Boss, we should, eh, hit the deck. now. Or take the speedboat.

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>>7973575
>>7973600
>>7973616
>LOAD ALL CREW MEMBERS ONTO SPEEDBOAT
>LOAD IMPORTANT CARGO ON
IS BABY HERE?

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>>7973519
Neat. I can't swim so I'm not sure I'd ever want to be out on the open sea.

I'll stick to the shallows.

>>7973655
>Dubsfail
>Mate you forgot to actually load them into the boat
>Everything gets thrown overboard
>I think baby is still on the ship though

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>>7973606
>Flap the wave's ass

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>>7973665
Well if it comes to it, I'll visit you instead

Huh... I also am afraid of the deeper end of water

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>>7973655
>>7973687
>No time for talking
>Time for action
>Rush back to main ship and look for the baby

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>>7973687
AAAA
>GET STUFF
>>7973727
INSTEAD OF RUNNING WE'RE HEADING DOWNSTAIRS AND BUNKERING DOWN
GO GO GO

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>>7972429
I ate eggs! Eggs!
They tasted weird.
I got them from someone on the flying boat!
Next time I shouldn't eat the shells. I should ask a human friend to put it over fire next time.

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>>7973687
>Get a skype message.
>"Anon you gotta come RP"
>"Ok"
...
>Fish things out of the ocean and help.

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>>7973727
>>7973737
I CAN'T FIND OSHAWOTT
>PANIC
>PANICKED SEARCHING

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>>7973802
>Point at the blanket pile.

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>>7973718
Water's dangerous if you aren't a water type. My mum says to enjoy it while I'm young though, since once I evolve the metal bones'll make me too heavy to swim much.

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>>7973802
>H-
>>7973822
Oh, thanks.
>Get babby from pile.

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>>7973864
That sound awful, she's right, swim as much as you can have you're fun. I wouldn't want to see someone drown, that'd be awful

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>>7973822
>>7973909
WAVE IS ALMOST HERE
>Follows the rest of the crew downstairs

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>>7973961
>PUSH EVERYONE AND IMPORTANT STUFF INTO ONE OF THE ROOMS

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Wait.

>>7973961
>>7973978
You guys know there's an island and a reef in the way right?

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>Windchime noises on the deck.
>>7973961
>>7973978
>>7974043
>Curious windchime noises.

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>>7973864
That sounds scary! Scary!
I don't know if I can swim.
Should I ask my human friend?
But I can run fast! Fast! Other people where I am can't outrun me!

>FIVE POSTS UNTIL WAVE

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>>7974043
I mean. yeeeeees? But I'd rather be caaaareful.
>>7974082
>Door is locked pls come back later.

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>>7973978
>Boss? Check
>Fishtol? Check
>Birb friend? CHeck
>Baby wott? Check
>Box full of candies? ...check?

>>7974043
NO TIME

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>>7974147
It wont do anything by the time it gets here!
It'll be a tiny wave!
Oh and those big tall rocks along the routes too!
And it gets pretty shallow along them in most places too!

>>7974238
..What?

FRESH WAK GOO FOR SALE

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>>7974238
>>7974290
>Fucking brace the door with the bed

(Why is there a wave attacking us anyway? I'm okay with the random trainers but unless this is Kyogre this seems random.)

>>7974365
(Climate's a bitch)

>>7974394
(Um, okay. That seems like an asspull. Is it Kyogre?)

>>7974413
(Ruby has Kyogre so, no. This is just hey have a tsunami.)

>>7974454
(Hopefully it doesn't kill everyone before I can put my character in.)

>>7974365
>>7974413
(It's not even attacking, it was just supposed to be a normal wave, dubs decided it would be a big wave. I kinda presumed the characters were in an area were waves of varying sizes happened? My bad if that wasn't the case.)
(It was intended to be a way for people to drop fish characters off by the ship)
>The wave rolls in
>Remi was right - basically a wimp wave now
>Probs only 5ft now
>Buncha fish get dropped off though
>Roll to see if anything good got picked up when it was rolling over that island
>Which got completely fugged, rip

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>>7974535
>Big thumpy SPLET against the side of the hull

>>7974347
>>7974238
..Tooold yooou!~

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>>7974610
>Hug Remi.
I'msorryIthoughtweweregonnadieIdidn'twantyouguystogethurtI'msorry.
>Roll to not burst into tears.

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>>7974238
>>7974610
>>7974347
>>7974646
>The SPLET against the hull wakes the babby wott
>Eel Dad doesn't have to worry about bursting into tears
>Babby wot does it for him

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>>7974610
Eh heh, sorry.
We should, heh, still check the speedboat.

>>7974646
Eh heh, relax.
>Hug eelbro

>>7974657
Baby is hungry, heh.
>Find a berry and pulp it for the lil wott

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>>7974646
Zibelll!
It's okaayy, we're all fine!
>Fishy kisses
>Purely to calm eelfriend down shhh fishtol is pure

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>>7974687
>Zibel is a sympathetic cryer and bursts into tears too.
>>7974703
>>7974710
>Hug friends.
SorrysorryIdon'twannaloseyouguys.

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>>7974703
>The oshawott wasn't hungry, he was woken up
>It resists the berry pulp

>And thus it starts, the plight of many moms and dads
>How do you calm the baby

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>>7974773
>Psychically calm the baby.

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>>7974746
Zibel, we're all water types!
We would be fine anywayyys.

>>7974773
>Do a smol splet on the babwotts nose

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>>7974773
>Pat babwot.
Reaaax relax.
>>7974816
Okaaay.

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>>7974773
Eh, eh, uh....
>Try to do a funny face

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>>7974795
>Cheater cheater pumpkin eater
>This doesn't work, although you do easily read the babwott's mind.
>...Not much there, it's pretty much still a tabula rasa.

>>7974816
>...This stops the wott in its tracks, allowing it to blink up at the two...

>>7974844
>Allowing Eel Daddy to calm him down.
...Dahdah...dahdahdahdahdah...

>Smiling wott.

>...Wott still doesn't have a name. And you guys better decide on a gender because I'm getting a bit tired of calling it an it.

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>>7974906
>Plant seeds of warlike thought in the pokemon's mind.
>Your life will be filled with strife.
>Learn to kill young.

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>>7975035
>Failure
>Babby wott rejects these notions
>He's gonna be a peaceful little babbeh

>Gahd dammit I just used the angel pic and you choose now to do that

>Well, either way, chaos in the discord (ha) aside, babby still needs a name

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Hello? Hello?
Human friend left this thing out!
He's getting a drink, he says it's coffee! Coffee!
Is coffee bad for me? He won't let me have any.
I wanna have some too.

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>>7975177
>Yes you will.
>>7975200
>Coffee is good for your kind.
>Imbibe.

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>>7975177
>Or not
>Wow, Sigilyph, you created a monster

>Monster wott leaps out of whatever Daddy's arms she's in and tackles the sigilyph.

>Keep in mind he's only Level 1.

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>>7975222
>Fantastic work young one.
>The windchime pets the wott.

>>7975222
>trips
>wott in Arceus' name
>>7975245
>windchime you done got fugged up bruh, trips = OHKO unless there's total immunity

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>>7975222
Eh he heh, lil wott is going to be a great swashbuckler one day

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>>7975245
(Aparrently trips are always OHKO no matter what the situation)
(Windchime got ohko)

>>7975265
>Wott immediately turns and Tackles Marsh Daddy

>Sigilyph what have you done

>>7975264
>>7975278
>An Oshawott.
>OHKOing a Windchime.
>Seriously?
>Nevermind I'm not interested in this rp.

>Windchime goes away

>>7975292
(I mean. It's only that way for evens trips man, if you guys don't want it to be that way for that post than that's fine?)

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>>7975264
>>7975278
>Windchime is OHKOed I guess?
>>7975292
>Why
>I mean I think it's stupid too but really
>Please don't pretend to be me

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>>7975278
>Watch odd birb get punced on by lil wott
>Baby wott wotting at incredibly high speed
>Right into Gasks face
Oof!
Heh, calm down.

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>>7975340
>You stop pretending to be me

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>>7975340
(It's really up to the person rp'ing the characters/the person DM'ing the situation, so if you want to ignore it in this situation that's fine. Mostly we just use that rule to spice up battles.)

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Hi! Hi!
How's friends?
Huh? Huh?

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>>7975358
>Ugh.
>Nevermind, windchime explodes.
>>7975360
>Yeah whatever bye

>>7975378
(Ooooookay we were considering revising it since it was an old as fuck "rule" but sure, bye I guess.)

>>7975378
(Don't give in to hateboner-kun, we have ways to out him out)

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>>7975346
>Wott tackles Gask again
>Seriously what have you done Sigilyph
>You've destroyed this entire family

>Also plz ignore the obvious razor shell in the pic, wott doesn't know that move yet

>>7975292
>>7975358
>>7975340
>>7975378
(Hateboner-kun plz)

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>>7975361
Hi!
Who are you?
You're all fluffy! Fluffy!
I'm Ruffles! I'm trying to get coffee from human friend!
He says it's only for grownups! Grownups!
But it smells tasty!

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>>7975358
>>7975340
>>7975292

>>7975420
(Check the filenames)

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>>7975414
Hi! Ruffles! Ruffles! Hi!
Bean juice! Juicy beans! Beans!
Drink lots! LOTS!
Yeah! Yeah!

>>7975428
hateboner not smart enough to change his filenames

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>>7975408
>Let's the lil wott tackle him over and over
Heh heh, you can be the fighter I will never be, heh
>REST, just in case

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>Zibel goes to check the deck.

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>>7975463
I GOT SOME!
It's really bitter! Bitter!
I feel really jumpy, and like running!
Human friend is running to get the coffee! He can't catch me! Catch me!

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>>7975530
>Wott continues wailing on marsh daddy fruitlessly

>Seriously, someone needs to fix wott

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>>7975536
>There's a bunch of water types flopping around on the deck
>Among which there's a Horsea

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>>7975551
Oh gods what the..
>Roll for not getting tackled by a full speed rockbirb on a coffee run

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>>7975569
>Siiiiigh.
>Help some of them back into the water.
>Offer the Horsea a tank or back into the water.

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>>7975551
Run! Run!
Remember to Zig! Zag! Zag! Zig!
Yeah! Yeah!
Gooooooooon!

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>>7975600
>Zigzagoon is a sage whose advice Ruffles should take in the future
>>7975579
>Mostly so that he doesn't to what he just did and collide with Streambro, sending them both to the floor and spilling coffee all over rockbirb.
SQUAAAAWK!
Oh no! I hit human friend's friend!
Are you hurt? hurt?

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>>7975557
>Splet wottsnoot
Clam down little guy!

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>>7975646
No, I'm fine.
>It did hurt, though
Let's get you cleaned up and back to John.
>Roll for cleaning efficiency with mess hall's napkins

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>>7975646
Is ok! Ok!
Sometimes run into stuffs!
Sometimes good stuff falls!
Like apples! Apples!
Yeah! Yeah!

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>>7975589
>The Horsea narrows it's eyes in suspicion before flopping into the tank, anchoring itself into the back corner of the tank, eyeing the rest of the boat's inhabitants with that same suspicion

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>>7975787
>Zibel gives the Horsea a bit of space.
Howdy! You okay in there? What do you eat?

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>>7975735
But apples don't fall from human friends!
>>7975698
Thanks! That coffee was hot! Hot!
Other human friend was right.
I like coffee but coffee does not like Ruffles.
>Rockbirb is clean and happy

>>7975662
>Wott stops in his tracks when spletted, the water applied directly to his face snapping him back to reality... and clearing her mind of any remaining psychic influence
>He looks around confusedly

...Daddah...?

>>7975787
>Wott of OSHA compliance toddles over to the horsea tank, blinking up at it.

...Wah... daht...?

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>>7975841
(Drink deep my friends)

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>>7975829
Well said.
Speaking of coffee, time to get my fill.
>Fills up the thermo for the fourth or fifth time today
And it's time for the good birds to go to their friends to sleep.
>Roll for finding John

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>>7975829
No Apples?
Huh? Huh?
They drop other stuff! Stuff!

>>7975805
>Kill the child Zibel

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>>7975841
>Finished RESTing
Eh heh, looks like lil wott has calmed down.

>>7975787
Heh, new friend.

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>>7975805
>He squints harder, eyes red little slits.
I'm fine.
... Bugs. Bugs or moss.
>>7975841
>>7975916
>The Horsea wraps around the rock, blowing bubbles at the tank glass. How the Horsea sees at all while squinting so much is a mystery.

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>>7975882
>John's walking over.
>And he's wearing a pair of green biker's gloves and purple boots.
>What the fuck, John.
Hey there. I heard the squawks of someone who doesn't need more coffee today.
>Pat rockbirb, send to bed
Something on your mind, S.B.?

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>>7975841
>>7975916
Hey be nice to the new bud. Keep the wott from scaring 'em, okay Gask?
>>7975941
>Plop some moss near the Horsea.
This okay?

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>>7975972
>>7975941
>>7975916
...Fwiend...?

>>7975972
>Use kill child

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>>7975915

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>>7975953
Guy gets real hyper when on caffeine, but he has learned his lesson.
Also it looks like whatever delivers here is way faster than Amazon. Nice err... treads.

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>>7975941
Nice bubbles, heh.

>>7975972
Eh, look at his sweet face.

>>7975982
Heh heh, he's learning to talk.

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>>7975972
... Yeah. It's fine.
>The moss gets sucked into Horsea's snout
>>7975982
>Those words come as a surprise to Horsea, who reels back a bit, eyes wide
Maybe...?

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>>7975982
I think so?
>>7976086
You got a name? Uh... Do you want to stay here?

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>>7976034
>>7976086
>>7976124
>The wott smiles wide, beaming up at the horsea in the tank.
Fwiend! Fwiend!
>He hops up and down, practically beaming.

>>7976124
...Name...?

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>>7976013
Thanks. I paid for ultra-express shipping.
Also, I might have taken a joke seriously before realizing it was a joke.
Hence the new treads.

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>>7976136
Oh yeah you need a name... Uhh...
>Processing...
How about Hideyoshi?

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yo rust
were having a dick measuring contest
whats your stats
no girth dont count

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>>7976206
...Hi... de... yo...

>Wow, that's a mouthful for the little one.

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>>7976209

TWENTY

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>>7976137
Well, if this crazy uniform plan is going, these at least look better than in the original sketch.
>Memo to self: ultra-express shipping next time

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>>7976224
How about just... Hide for now?
... Oda?

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>>7976279
20 cm
gotcha

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>>7976086
Heh he, friends.

>>7976224
Hideyo? Nice name, heh.

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>>7976279

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>>7976330
FEET

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>>7976279
>>7976336
Damn, dude.
Where you hiding all that?

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>>7976349
WHERE DO MOST PEOPLE HIDE THEIR GIRATINA GIVEN CROTCH TENTACLES

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>>7976332
>>7976326
...Hidey... Hidei... Hide!
>Hide jumps up and down again, then runs over to hug Eeldad.

>You guys didn't throw away the eggshell right? There was something in there that's kinda important...

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>>7976309
Hell yeah. I'm just worried about one thing.
I refuse to have undergarments be regulated by this uniform idea.

>>7976336
pffft yeah twenty feet when measured as feet from sea level

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>>7976385
(DRINK)

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>>7976370
>Shh I was on that.
>Pull out shell.
Then you join us now, Hide. Warrior of the clan of the water.
>Bow.
>Offer the babby the shell.
Let your blade be swiiiiiift.

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>>7976363
...
>Single drop of sweat.
Right.
Dumb question.

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>>7976385
>>7976390
YOUR MOMS TWENTY FEET
>>7976396
WHERE DO YOU PUT YOURS
ARE WE AT PO TOWN YET
MY FEET HURT
IM BORED
AND HUNGRY
AND TIRED
I NEED TO PEE
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEE

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>>7976391
>Babby takes the shell, looking it over, before attaching it to his chest.
>...How it attaches to her chest is anyone's guess.
>He then hugs Daddy.
Tain' you!

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>>7976379
The grunts would riot if that were the case. At least I would if I had to wear it.

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>>7976441
>Hug the babby/
Where's Remi anyway? Dad number twoooo? ... Uhhh... Husband?

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>>7976414
Man, where do you think?
We're almost there, we can get malasadas or something, and a place to sleep and stuff, and..
>Joe: don't be stupid.
>Don't.
I guess I could give you a foot massage or something?
>God damnit.

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>>7976370
Hide, heh, a better name.

>>7976391
>Bows as well

>>7976441
Heh, learning very fast.

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>>7976479
I'm not ditching the Comfy Underwear Of The Gods, and I'm not doing any research on that.
Anyway, how'd the world react to the Lilycove incident? That was one helluva scene we ended up part of.

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>>7976486
>Splet the eelfriend
I'm right here!

>>7976414
>grope

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>>7976490
THAT SOUNDS GOOD
AAAAAA FOOT MASSAGE?
JOE YOU COY BASTARD
NEXT YOU'RE GONNA-
>>7976510
FUCKING
>PIPE SWING

>>7976516
>pain ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤

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>>7976136
>He just continues staring and blinking, puzzled by the current situation. The water around he he's starts to fill with bubbles.
... Sure. I guess.
>>7976124
... Lazuli.
>The squinting returns as Laz tries to piece together Zib's motives
Here's fine. I guess. Sure. Why not?

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>>7976516
..What? I'm gonna what?
I'm just sayin, since you said your feet hurt.
I know how shitty it is.

>>7976510
>>7976542
>Man, you fucked up.

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>>7976504
Speaking of, I found a special, handmade blue silk shirt in my size hidden in my bedroom. I know who did that and I'm grateful.

As for the news, opinion on Hoenn is largely to not try the killchips again, despite the crowd he was still a fringe politician and Zeta's speech swayed many heads towards reason. Still no trace of the Eeelektross nor the Marshtomp-

Man, I'm really glad I managed to get to Lilycove fast.

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>>7976506
Remi what do husbands do??
>>7976555
Lazuuuuuuuli! Cool name!! I'm Zibel, that's my husband Remi, over there is Gask.
Uh... We have some ghosts. So... Be careful? The blue one is okay but the pink one slaps asses.
... I think that's everything?

>>7976555
(*The water around his head. Thanks auto correct)

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>>7976562
Glad to hear that people aren't giving in to hysteria. The whole thing got me thinking about our video project that never got off the ground, though. Would it even work without Ray and the rest of the nerds physically here?

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>>7976580
I don't know?..
>Confused/curious spletfish sounds

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>>7976504
...A fringe politician with a lot of sway at home, unfortunately.

Hence a bunch of laws and acts getting through.

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>>7976542
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE
>PIPE HIM AGAIN
>>7976556
WHATEVER MAYBE
NERD
IS THIS WHERE YOU GET ME IN YOUR MAN CAVE AND MAKE ME TIE YOU UP AND STEP ON YOUR FACE
BECAUSE I'M NOT THAT KIND OF DEMON
...PROBABLY

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>>7976622
Interesting.
I'm guessing you're Hoennian and in politics?
Given my reputation, I'm not going to ask names. Mostly so the press doesn't have anything to mudsling at you.
How influential was this fella, anyway?

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>>7976611
If they have cameras in the bunker and a decent enough Internet connection, I think yeah. Would not be in the same room format I had planned but it is workable.
And also I'm more worried about Sniffers, given his memory loss.

>>7976622
Hello? I don't think we've met before. What you say is worrying, though.

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>>7976555
Lazuli, heh. Nice name. For a girl.

>>7976580
Husbands, eh? Holding hands, I think, heh.

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>>7976691
Oh?
>>7976619
>Hold fin?
Like this?

>>7976626
pls bring sabi back

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>>7976580
Husands. ... Ok.
Ghosts...
>Lazuli's tail curls tighter around the rock
>>7976691
>The only warning Lazuli gives is his signature squint before he leans back and shoots an ink blob out of the tank at him with the accuracy of a mosquito shooter

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>>7976665
They've got Internet. I've seen evidence of at least one of them shitposting here since they moved into the safehouse.
Sniffers' memory loss is kinda unsettling, but understandable given what happened. He's got Ray there, though, and Ray's got some hands on psych experience.

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>>7976626
...
>Second drop of sweat
..Who are you calling a nerd?
>Roll for smooth subject change.

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>>7976661
>>7976665
Uh... let's go with no. I'm Unovan. But either way... he was pretty much the impetus behind the killchips fiasco ever even happening in the first place. And you can just look at how the votes landed. I'm one of the few people who voted nay.

...And either way, I doubt the media would attack one of the only politicians this region has who opposes this shit.

The name's Arthur. But you can call me Artie.

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>>7976724
>?????????????
>Let it happen
I guess so?

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>>7976724
Heh. Exactly.

>>7976789
Owowow, almost got in my eye.

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>>7976789
Um! We'll make sure they don't mess with you.
... Are you okaaaaaaay Laz?
>>7976845
Great! So...
>>7976846
Is that it, Gask?

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>>7976845
>>7976846
>>7976864
>Wott snuggles up against marshdad and falls asleep.

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>>7976794
I saw that too, I'm just not sure of how stable and fast their connection is.
There's also the problem of Sniffers being in a trip with Smeargs and Chuckles, and I have no idea when they come back online.

>>7976842
And yet he was in Hoenn. You're telling me he was Unovan as well? Trying to start up this fiasco again in another region?
I'm not really sorry that he is dead, just that it muddled up the situation for me.

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>>7976842
Ahh, I see. Hell of a welcome to Hoenn that guy got, then.
I was wrong about him being persuadable towards reason, if he still backed that shit after seeing the results in his own backyard.
Given that info, though, the Lilycove incident probably went about as well as it possibly could have short of him going down in a horrific public scandal.

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>>7976780
NO
>>7976796
YOU NERD
WHEN DO WE GET TO SMASH HEADS
>RUST: CONSIDER ASKING GIRATINA OR SOMEONE FOR COOL DEMON CLAWS AND STUFF

>>7976842
>>7976882
By the way, thanks about voting against the chips. Sane politicians are rare nowadays.

-SB, forgetting a line.

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>>7976864
Eh heh... maybe kiss?

>>7976876
Sleep well, heh.
>Plops the Wott in the blanket pile

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>>7976893
Uh, I don't know.
See anyone with a marowak?

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politics are dumb

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>>7976842
I'm familiar with you, sir.
I'd like to thank you for voting against that travesty of a bill, even though it got rammed through.
>>7976906
My thoughts exactly.

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>>7976974
I DUNNO WATCH THIS
>SEND OUT FERROTHORN
>FERROTHORN USES FLASH CANNON

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>>7976876
Gooooodnight!
>>7976936
Is that like... Biting?

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>>7977029
Neat?
Good for a lightshow at least.

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>>7976882
>>7976890
>>7976906
You're welcome.

But yeah... Unova's not really taking the Lilycove Incident that well. Luckily the public and media seems sort-of sane enough to throw Mr. Spread the Killchips to Hoenn under a bus.

The Herdier's being hailed as a hero though. As are you two, I believe. You're the Super Nerd with the Magnezone and Porygons and the Office Worker with the mace, right?

>>7976990
You're welcome. ...Say, I think I recognise you. You're that police lieutenant from Castelia, right?

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>>7977090
OOPS
>TURN IT LEFTWAYS TOWARDS A SKULL DUDE
>FERROTHORN USES FLASH CANNON

>>7977096
will you donate a gifft for 2 pokemon in love sir

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>>7976936
Kiss??

>>7977072
Ehhh???
>Confused squirtgun noises

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>>7977072
Biting with the lips, heh. Maybe.

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>>7977096
Yeah, that's me. Fought in both civil conflicts, lost a good chunk of my leg in the second.
>yarrimapirate.jpg uploaded!
I'm on desk duty now, and that's probably for the best. I've got more patience for it than I did in my beat cop days.
Is the political front getting crazy again? I've been busy getting used to the pirate leg.

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>>7977165
Oooh?
>>7977152
>Kiss the husband?
>Roll to not accidentally swallow him.

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>>7977127
>It shot a flowerpot near the skull nerd.
..Well, you killed a plant.
With a plant thing.
Nice.

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>>7972429
You can buy a heart.
>pockets the extra 10 rupees

Stupid goy doesn't know red rupees are worth 20.

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>>7977194
FffffffffffUCK
TRY POWER WHIP INSTEAD
>LAWNMOWERMCGEE USES POWER WHIP ON SKULL DUDES

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>>7977096
Well, I'm more adventurer than office worker now, nice shirt aside. That was totally me, though.
I'm hoping things don't boil over into a third open revolt in Unova. It's a beautiful country and frankly two revolts were enough.

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>>7977189
>EXTREMELY CONFUSED FISHTOL SOUNDS
>INTERNAL AAAAA-ING

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>>7977246
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Roll to upchuck him into the tank

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>>7977261
>EXTERNAL INTERNAL AAAAAAAAAAA-ING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>7977278
>ROLL TO UPCHUCK THE HUSBAND

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>>7977186
It's actually getting a bit less crazy, honestly. Although I'm getting pressure from several directions to do something that I'm honestly hesitant to do, because it might push it into another batch of chaos...

...Something along the lines of pushing legislation to make Pokemon officially subject to Unovan citizenship laws. All of 'em.

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>>7977246
>>7977261
>>7977278
>>7977307
>Slap ass with an Energy Ball

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>>7977096
Two civil wars with heavy loss of lives and two incidents in a foreign region and some people still don't damn get it. And here thinking things were going to be peaceful.
I'm actually sorry for the Herdier, it died out of his unconditional loyalty for someone who probably cared little back. And yeah, I'm Sebastian aka "Streambro", the nerd that set up the worldwide streams of the civil wars, and a few others more.

>>7977186
While you're here, any developments on the rogue IP agents? Would like to know if they finally dropped the marked for assassination on me and my friends.

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>>7977307
>SMOL FISHY SCREAMING
>AND FLAILING
>ROLL FOR THIS TO DO SOMETHING???

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>>7977189
Heh, I don't think that's how you kiss.

>>7977261
>Roll to stick hand into mouth and fish the fishtol out

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>>7977309
I'll admit, that's a can of worms from a law enforcement standpoint that I don't want to open.
Strengthening the laws on Pokemon welfare and regulating Trainer licenses and the League more stringently are good common-sense reforms, in my view.
>>7977321
They still won't crack, but whoever had the hit out on you is putting their money elsewhere.

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>>7977317
>miss
>>7977342
>>7977348
>Both these actions cause Zibel to fucking puke Remi and whatever he had eaten today onto Gask
>Odd just means its a lot of vomit

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>>7977348
>Fishtol: retrieved
...Was that a kiss??
>Confus splet

>>7977371
>Zibel knows gunk shot??
>Even more confus splet

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>>7977321
Hell, I stopped and said a little prayer for the Herdier, which is more than the politician got.
I hope he's resting easy in green fields on the other side. That shaggy little hero deserves that much, at least.

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>>7977225
>Lawn: mowed.
>Lawnmowermcgee: living up to his name.
..Well, at least he's good at gardening?

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>>7977309
That indeed could get messy. Especially if you consider wild pokemon.
Speaking of, there's still no trainer found for the assaulting Eelektross and Marshtomp. Hoennian police has already grilled all the few trainers in the area that had these two species registered, and are actually suspecting that they were wild.

>>7977351
And as the saying goes, common-sense is rare. Implementing those laws would put more "traditional" regions like Kanto to shame.

And well, guess I'm staying up here for more weeks, or months.

>>7977400
Amen.

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>>7977371
>Zibel used Gastro Acid!
Owowowowowowow
>Runs to the deck and does a dive into the cool water

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>>7977430
FUCK
>GO UP TO IT
>WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS TO LAWNMOWERMCGEE
>RUN BACK TO JOE
OK WATCH NOW
>LAWNMOWERMCGEE USES POWER WHIP ON SKULL DUDES

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>>7977384
>>7977478
>Curl up on the deck.
>Embrace the sweet release of death.

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>>7977468
>>7977351
Yeah, that's the kind of laws I'm actually planning on implementing. Strikes a good balance between "Something that won't end up really messy" and "get something substantial done".

>>7977400
Amen, my friend.

Anyways, I need to skedaddle. I have some business to take care of involving a good friend of mine, a whetstone, and a polishing cloth.

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>>7977508
>The whippening has finally happened
Cool, it actually did it.
Uh, now what?

>>7977550
lewd

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>>7977556
>GRAB SOME POKEBALLS
GET POKEMON?

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>>7977557
Since when was taking proper care of a steel-type Pokemon "lewd"?

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>>7977521
>Splet over to the Zibelroll
Are you okay?
>Fishtol boops

>>7977579
Noooo.
>Hug the bestgun.
Is Gaask okay?
-Zibel

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>>7977601
I dunno, he jumped off the ship!
>Attempt fishtol hugs

>>7977636
>Hug bestgun.
He'll probably be okay. Maybe you should check oon hiiim...
>Whoops Zibel passed out.
-Zibel, fugging off to bed

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>>7977566
Oh shit, right.
Almost forgot why we were here.
>Snoop through their shit
>Look for any of the pokeys on my list

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>>7977566
HOOOLY SHIT SO MANY POKEMON
>YESSS
>>7977662
GOTTA GRAB EM ALL
>GET THE POKES

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>>7977648
..Zibelll?
>Trapped by eelfriend hugs
>Whoosp.
>Scoot up against Zibel and go to sleep too I guess

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>>7977679
The hell were a couple of grunts doing with so many pokemon?
>Snag that shit up like you're from Orre.
>Guess I'll check two off the list then?
Not that I mind.

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>>7977756
WHO KNOWS BUT WE'RE POKEMON RICH
COME ON LETS SKEDADDLE BEFORE THEY TRY TO EAT US
>GOOD JOB GETTIN THEM POKES
>GRAB BATBOY
>FLEE

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>>7977767
Why would they eat us?
..Actually, don't answer that.
>Batteur&Rust: Outie.

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>>7977806
BECAUSE IM SPICY AND YOURE SWEET
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>RUST: FIND BENCH NEAR BEAT UP BUS STOP SIGN
>STEAL BATTER HATTER
>RUST: SLEEP ON BENCH BEFORE BATBOY CAN
>RUST: TIP CAP DOWN BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT TOO HAHA

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>>7977835
You think I'm sweet? haha
Thanks, I guess.
>Hat: stolen
>Bench: hogged
>Joe: sleeping against the sign I guess.

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>>7977648
>>7977695
>Climb back into the ship, relatively clean now
>Go to sleep with eelbro and gunfishbro