ERP THREAD Bimbo Edition. Previous thread: >>7963901

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>>7968186
>cuddling avas
Nemurin is the cutest

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>>7968201
Mage lurking and pissed the shit off.
But I do have rockin' tits

>>7968258
What up bimbo?

>>7968296
She shit at Bourne

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>>7968258
(Focus your angry on ramming someone's ass)

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>>7968296
I dislike things and stuff others like.

>>7968327
Are you asking?~

>>7968319
oh kek

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>>7968342
Have you been browsing /v/ or /a/?

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>>7968342
(I'm implying)

>>7968342
I need to suck on those titties.

>The Glory-hole for a whorey whore is still here!
>it is currently occupied, and whoever's inside is ready to receive cock.
>The booth has two holes on opposite sides.
>It's too dark to peek inside, so you can't see whoever's in it.

Reminder that Kogasa/Gert randomly drops people without warning purely out of boredom.

>>7968419
Oh boy do we have a brand new piping hot shitpost meme!
Fuck off

>>7968419
>purely out of boredom
Maybe you should've been more interesting

>>7968419
Trust me. There are people like that here so this is nothing new.

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>>7968354
Pretty much /v/. Talking about Bloodborne and junk.

>>7968362
I do wanna hump that cute butt. How long will you be around? Bit handful

>>7968376
With or without milk?

>>7968419
Sounds like you're a trash man, from trash land.

>>7968362
>>7968327

I can't believe I board you... what the fuck!

>>7968547
>He unironically gets upset about video game opinions
Pretend I posted a smug anime face

>>7968547
Shitposting Bloodborne DMG? I mean we know you got bad taste so its okay to be open about it.

>>7968589
>Pretend I posted a smug anime face
Is this H(C)ex?

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>>7968419
(Don't worry so much)

>>7968596
Symptoms of having bad taste include unironically ERPing with Paul

>>7968620
Excuse me, who?

>>7968622
Bug waifu a cute. Made sure to get a naughty one for both competitive and lewd purposes.

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>>7968589
Less opinions and more the game itself.
I'm just not enjoying it.

>>7968596
Cave story, Undertale, and gurren lagann is overated.
>Dabs

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>>7968419
(I wanted bath sex, didn't get it, wanted rough sex, didn't get it, but what made me actually bored, was delaying the cumming)
(You can't deny a slut her cum, it's just horrible)

>>7968547
(Not so long really, maybe at 8)

>>7968585
(Maybe cause today's just the day I don't feel that horny)

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>>7968656
(And Yu-Gi-Oh is a terrible card game :3c)

>>7968648
(She's a good wifey, made of porcelain but too fast to stop)

>>7968585
was this supposed to be an english sentence?

>>7968730
Oh, it was supposed to be bored
Well I think that explains it

>>7968656
Cave story was a bit too slippery, but overall great.

>>7968716
I always feel bad about gimping her speed, but then again, just a bit is enough to be faster than almost everything.

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What the fuck is going on in here on this day

>>7968716
>Yu-Gi-Oh is a terrible card game
Just because it's true doesn't mean it's not rude to say.

>>7968708
(But you said from the start that you weren't busy, and that you were horny. I don't even...)

>>7968772
scrubs r mad lol

>>7968772
I need to fucking rail your cunt, that's what's up.

>>7968772
>School uniform Jinx
Pls no, I can't take it

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>>7968716
>(And Yu-Gi-Oh is a terrible card game :3c
Ehh, yeah, can't deny that one

W-who /links/ here?

>>7968798
(Horny for rough bath sex, and I was not busy back then)

>>7968798
Maybe you should not be shit anon
On a non shitposting note, really bad rp can be a major turn off. You gotta at least put some effort in. This place isn't just to help you get off, both people should actually be into it.

>>7968772
Go focus on your tests, Jynkz

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>>7968759
(Clean sweeps will come to you as long as you care for your buggu properly)

>>7968773
(S-sorry)

>>7968853
(I don't play any card games :D)

>>7968883
I make sure to let her relax in the hot springs after a hard day of sweeping. She's won me many battles after all.

>>7968867
(Well... can we rp another time? I still like your Yogurt character... if not... then that's fine.)

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>>7968882
I took my last test of the week yesterday, Anon
>>7968799
I never watched that show
>>7968827
A-all aboard?
>>7968843
How about bune

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>>7968883
Joke's on you, fag, you're missing out on the cutest shit to exist

>>7968877
>He wasn't there from the start
You have no right to talk.

>>7968936
Stop being provocative ples this is a serious matter

>>7968936
Now, I want you to post your card and let me mind break one of your characters.

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>>7968963
Why

>>7968946
I have no clue what this post is trying to say

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Posted the card a little late last thread, just for good measure

>>7968910
(Good man. A killing machine needs tender maintenance to stay in top condition)

>>7968940
(It...doesn't look all that cute)

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>>7968973
g-gee
>>7969013
fronk looks all that cute

How do i make more anons reply to my starters

>>7969004
Because I keep trying to tell myself jinx is not for sexual

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>>7969013
>It...doesn't look all that cute
We are enemies now, lil sis Mado

>>7969009
Get out /lit/

>>7969034
Ask for someone to cum in your bum

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>>7969047
Anon sure is silly
>>7969057
frankenstein's monster, the mummy, and the jack o lantern smiley face are pretty cute

>>7969101
She's too small for sexual! Too...
Cute.

>>7969099
C-can you cum in my bum, anon?

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>>7969057
(Okay, the jack'o lantern thing is cute)

>>7969029
(I think you may have worded that sentence wrong)

>>7969034
(What kind of starters did you make?)

>>7969141
No

>>7969146
the ones that don't get any replies.
which is sad, because they're usually something I'm into, or I want to try them, or they just sound fun
>>7969159
w-wh...
Okay, s-sorry to bother you, anon.

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>>7968708
Sucks D: Friends wanna vidya. I'm around everyday <3

>>7968716
FIGHT ME WITH YOUR DICK FRANK

>>7968754
I don't remember a single moment from it, or enjoying it. THe final boss was garbage and gave me no reason to find the """""True""""" ending.
I don't understand why it has so much praise.

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>>7969146
I just woke up I'm always right
>>7969135
/Cute/? Who do you think you are, calling me 'cute'?

>>7969029
Let me fuck Lola.

>>7969191
Well, that's your opinion I guess. Not like I'm gonna change it.

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>>7969191
Took me a while to find someone else with this opinion. I couldn't even force myself to finish the game, it was that boring for me.

>>7969201
I'm an anon with good cute senses?

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>>7969175
(I meant what kind of fetishes and stuff are you writing)

>>7969191
(Mine's bigger, I already win)
(Play Hotline Miami)

>>7969201
>

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>>7969202
You sure like to get right down to it, Anon.

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I can't believe I missed my damn horse

I got all these nice carrots for her and everything

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>>7969224
That's a great way to think, but I wish conversations didn't end there.

>>7969249
The only reason I finished it was because my friend said I should. So I did.

>>7969259
Did, and loved it. I don't think it's amazing OMG best game ever. But it's great.

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>>7969259
me
>>7969252
Yeah, right! I'm not cute, I'm scary.

>>7969293
As an amateur cute investigator, I can say that small + angry + pink hair = cute.

>>7969259
some stuff like glory-holes and sekrit mystery ERP. my post was... uh, bad

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>>7969290
(It's pretty fantastic, yeah)
(Haven't felt like this about a game since Yume Nikki)

>>7969293
(Literally you?)

>>7969345
(Shit nigga, I'd do a glory hole session)

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USA
USA
USA

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>>7969355
Not literally...
>>7969341
I'm not cute! Don't make me hex you!

>>7969377
I highly doubt that'll happen! Cute people don't hex.

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>>7969275
YOUR horse? I'll have you know-

...Did you say... carrots?

>>7969345
Oh you meant the glory hole booth posts?
I saw it and wasn't sure if you were gonna do it or how to use it, especially after the cyclops went in

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>>7969398
It's a good thing I have hex powers, then.

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>>7968201
Did someone say bimbo?

>>7969427
What the hex are you talking about?

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>>7969461
Funny. Hope it was worth getting shocked to next month over.

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>>7969399
Yeah, I said carrots. These aren't just garden variety store-bought carrots either. These are high quality Ragout Rabbit carrots. Extra juicy, if you're into the whole juicy carrot things. It's been said that these carrots give the eater a burst of stamina and speed, great for racing. But....

>Kirito dug out a carrot from within his coat, and spun it around in between his fingers. It was a rather hefty looking thing, far more plump and potentially crunchy than the average carrot. The orange vegetable glimmered with a particular sheen in the light, and the swordsman kept a very close eye on the effect just pulling out the carrot had on the centauress. After a few moments of teasing her, the hand that did not hold the carrot brought up a floating menu, and after a few taps and swipes here and there, a basket full of similar carrots materialized in the air. The basket floated into Kirito's waiting hand while he took a bit out of the carrot he was already holding.

Nyeh, what's up, doc?

>>7969481
At least I don't have to pay for food until next month.

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>>7969345
(When making posts like that it is especially helpful to make it clear if you're giving or receiving. You can have your mystery character get on their knees, stick their tongue through the hole and make suggestive motions to entice someone. Usually a starter has a bit more detail to kind of set the scene and what not.)
(Gloryholes are a hot idea though! Don't be discouraged!)

>>7969451
>hide post

>>7969582
As long as there is loli, we will always exist.

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>>7969451
Bimbo
Peributt

>>7969451
Place that ass on my face please

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I'll give my life.
Not for honor but UUUU.

>>7969687
>>7969688
>>7969666
>Responding to it

Big mistake.

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>>7969696
>those digits

By the way, some grumpy Mexican kid has a message for that weird greasy looking girl. Hang on, lemme see if I can find it...

Ah, here it is.

"hi miss u"

Not one for words, is he? Well, that's quest done. Time to collect my reward.

>>7969696
>969696
Noice.

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>>7969498
Ugghh

>>7969274
(Sorry about that, but I was wondering if you wanted to do a theme? I don't want to get right on it. I want to fuck you until you break, but I'm more then willing to give out a story.)

>>7969737
Thanks for sending me to the future, Jinx. You're officially no longer cute for that.

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>>7969780
Good!

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>>7969753
Oh, sure thing! Lola's kind of the closest thing I have to a slut, unless you count Lusamine with a pokemon in front of her. So did you want to try to do noncon or something?

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What are some good mute avatars?

>>7969855
i think shy gal is our only mute avatar

>tfw no silently uninterested 2b to fuck from the back

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>>7969494
>Centorea's eyes were wide as she stared at Kirito's carrot longingly. Thick and juicy... the thought made her mouth water. Before she caught herself drooling, she shook her head and frowned at him.
S-So what? I'm not that hungry right now anyways. Did you find more members for thy stupid guild or is it still just us?

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>>7969724

>Something similar to a whimper escaped Oka Ruto’s throat, her tired eyes looking at the Black Swordsman (Female?) before replying with a small nod. Biting her thumb, she pondered what to say for a couple of seconds before finally looking at the boy.
Tell him… Uhh…
He’s an idiot… And a jerk… A-And I hate him…
…. A-And I miss him so much…
>Hugging the grimoire she always carried with her, the Occult Club President turned around and ran off somewhere else. Probably to attempt summoning a Demon to curse Gabriel or just study for her upcoming exams, because she’s a good girl. At times.

>>7969731
Awww yes.

>>7969855
Sona Buvelle

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>>7969904
>>7969855
Mute?

>>7969841
(Noncon sounds lovely, so here's the story. Pretty much, your character is taking a shower after along basketball practice, and from there we can wing it. I'm gonna make it rough for you.)

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>>7969944
Mute.

>>7969944
Cute!

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>>7969855
QUIET

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>>7969973
>>7969944
Cutest mute?

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>>7969979
>>7969973
>>7969944
Cutest mute.

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>>7969855

>CLICK
"Things that bother you,
never bother me
I feel happy and fine!
AHA!
Living in the sunlight,
loving in the moonlight
Having a wonderful time!"
>CLICK

>>7969996
I'm so happy!
AHA!
Happy go lucky me!
I just go my way,
Living everyday!

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>>7969953
Sounds like fun, darling. Can you just give me maybe 20 minutes? Something came up with my suitemate and I have to poof for a little bit. Promise I'll be back shortly!

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>>7969930
Alright, got it. I'm pretty sure that'll send him on a depressive episode so good work!

>>7969913
Hey, it's not stupid! It's going to be the greatest thing since sliced Kirito bread. Or Kirito Jesus. I take great offense to you badmouthing the sacred name of The Kirito Is Always Right Foundation. But, I'm thick skinned, and very forgiving. Bygones be bygones. You are entitled to your opinion, even if it is wrong. By the way, there's also Fi, who you'll probably meet in her sword form when we ride into glorious combat. And uhh... huh. That's it. I haven't been as aggressive about recruiting as I probably should. Maybe I should recruit that bunny girl friend of yours. Whaddya think?

>That little tirade done, Kirito followed it up by dangling one of the large carrots in front of Centorea's face, holding it by the greens. The movement caused it to move from left to right in front of the horse girl's very eyes, almost like a hypnotist's watch. Kirito was probably unaware of the profound effect that just being in the same general vicinity of such scrumptious carrots was having on her. All he knew was that she wanted a piece, and he was the only holding it.

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>>7969996
I have first dibs on you and biker and don't you forget it >:(

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>>7969687
>>7969451
Note: not actually me

>>7970026
(And I can't wait to ravage that ass bunny ass. I'll wait.)

>>7970045
BOOOOO! GET OUT! YOU RUIN THE ILLUSION! YOU MUST BE FUN AT PARTIES!

>tfw amethyst is gone
sucks, she was a cool person

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>>7970087
No.
>>7970099
Yeah, they were alright, n shiet.
Seems like I'm the only good thing left in these threads. :^)

>>7970221
YOU'RE THE WORST! THE WORST! CLOD!

>ywn be so desperate for attention to reply to your own posts anonymously

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>>7970237
No.
>>7970246
Good thing I don't do that then.
I did tell you to do a samefag check, fag.
(it helps if you can read English, btw)

>>7970246
I agree.

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>>7970035
Thou actually convinced someone else to join? I couldn't possibly imagine how. Well, I look forward to meeting her then.
>Centorea seems mostly apathetic until Kirito mentions her bunny girl friend, to which Centorea's eyes go wide and cheeks turn red.
W-What? I-It's not like that! I doubt she would want part in this farce anyway!
>Centorea tries to give Kirito a stern look but with the carrot waving right in front of her face, it's hard to keep it up. Her glare falters slightly as the carrot dangles before her, tempting her to lunge forward and eat it. Must... resist! Luckily for her, she has at least that much self discipline.

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>>7969855

>>7970246
Heheheh Paul

>>7970279
can u show us ur tushie

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>>7970336
You know, I bet if i got her to join the Foundation, I bet you'd be singing a different tune. So, my horsey companion, the question of the day here is: "What would you do for a carrot?". Because it seems to me that you're really, really into this. I mean, I can't blame you. I had to go pretty out of my way to make sure I got the best carrots I could find. You know how easy it would've been to just buy a stack of carrots from town? But, nah. I do everything bigly. Let it not be said that The Kirito Is Always Right Foundation does not treat its members with the respect they deserve.

>And with that said, Kirito tossed the carrot up into the air, where it spun around as it ascended. The hand that tossed it went to his side, and his body slouched forward a little. He was getting ready for something. The boy's eyes squinted slightly as he watched the carrot reach the apex of the toss and that was when, in a flurry of white flashes, he drew his sword to slice at it multiple times before it fell. A seemingly unharmed carrot began to fall to the ground, but the swordsman's reflexes were quick. Kirito drew out a plate and caught the carrot, which split apart into multiple slices for the convenience of eating. It was this plate that Kirito handed to Centorea.

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Hehe, H-Hi thread...

>>7970501
>Puts his face against her titties
Hi!

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>>7970501

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>>7970501
H(C)ex?

>>7970501
>Pats her head.
Hey there, nice seeing you around.

>>7970536
H-Hi to you!

>>7970542
H-Hi! I hope people like me hear as much as you do...