ITT: Pokemon are real. Who or what is your favorite electri

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>>7967542
not me

LESBIAN BUGS

L E S B U G S

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>>7967469
>is pat
Is spookybutt following us again?
>>7967505
Well I've never seen anybody pass out from drinking before so of course I would be worried.

>>7967562
L E S B U G S

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>>7967542
Treebro, I guess.

>>7967591
L E S B U G S

>>7967562
>>7967591
X S C I S S O R

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>>7967542
Sylveon!

>>7967543
I do like tough things....
>smiles
But really. It makes me worried that you are worried!

>>7967586
yeah that was really good alcohol... It really did help though!

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>>7967562
>>7967591
>>7967618
>>7967619
Cease.
>Vespi used Fell Stinger.

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>>7967526
Welll...not really.
Kind of a boring answer but I really like every flower, so pretty and full of life.
Do you have a favourite flower?

>>7967637
LES-BEE-ANS

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>>7967537
idk man random guy said it and i was bored so
why the fuck not
23 it is
deliverin this shit via air honchkrow
dont hit my bird dude

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>>7967650
You made a cake? I want a cake!

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>>7967646
Hm... I suppose as silly as it is roses tend to be my favorite.
>They finally arrive in the flower fields.
How is it?
>>7967647
Cease.
>Vespi used Acrobatics.

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>>7967670
aight
need more eggs though
dude doesnt keep much not pizza shit around
fucking pizza elemental
had to go and buy shit like some sort of pleb
so like
guess were gonna see if chicken chan lays eggs
or fucking
try and get one of our kicken chickens to lay eggs

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>>7967731
...
>roll to lay an egg

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>>7967650
Oookay, blondie. I'll try not to club it.
I'm on Poni island, by the way.

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>>7967542
inazuma
he's cool and nice
n-nothing more of course
>>7967731
so do you want help baking the cake?

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>>7967760
>O shit it's that not-anchor.
Alola!

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>>7967748
...what

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>>7967620
I had some of it and it tasted awful, how can you ilke something that strong?

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>>7967772
Hi.

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>>7967792
What brings you here, baseball player whom I've never met?

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>>7967748
>The one time you get evens and it's fuckig this
>Priorities
dude
what the fuck
>Fuckinf put the egg with the other ingredients I guess
still need two more tho
time to get the self cooking chickens to fuck
>>7967768
yeah sure dude
you get to mix stuff
>>7967760
yeah dude
enjoy the cake
its just vanilla
was tempted to substitute pizza for the vanilla but yeah
no pizza flavored cake for you

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>>7967787
It makes my head feel better!

I have a strong tummy anyway...

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>>7967776
>>7967822
...
>go get some pizza

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>>7967703
Roses are nice!
Just like the rest of the flowers here, it's almost as pretty as you are.
>Vibri goes and picks a rose for Vespi, bringing it back and offering it to her
Here you go!

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>>7967826
I guess so, I don't think you threw up once, unless it was when I was asleep.

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>>7967822
Damn dude, stiffing me on that pizza cake.
Vanilla is fine too though, so thanks.

>>7967812
I dunno, incineration via robug and spooky rocks.
The usual these days.

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>>7967859
Yeah! so what should we do today? Find money to get to Johto so we can fix the water? Or try to get that gym badge?

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>>7967822
>Dubs success
>The two male Blazikens somehow lay an egg
>What the fuck is even going on anymore
k
where the fuck we getting that last egg from
>>7967776
quick
lay an egg
>>7967838
aw what
not gonna help with this cake
we probably fucking
make it pizza flavored
preserve your pizza elemental status
>>7967881
next cake is pizza
ill save you a slice

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>>7967893
Gym badge sounds fun but don't we need Frankie for that?

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>>7967858
>If you're trying to break her you're on the right path.
>She takes the flower.
T-thank you. But...
>She trims the flower a bit and puts it on Vibri's head.
It looks much better on you.
>Hell, give her a kiss too.
>Queenly smooch noises.

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>>7967919
....
Yes....

hmmm
what do you think then?

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>>7967881
Well that sure is something. You haven't turned into a ghost type?
Kinda jealous, maybe I'll ask for my b- Tooo... Become a ghost!

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>>7967909
I don't know if I can but I'll try!
>see if he lays an egg... somehow

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>>7967822
>you get to mix stuff
put everything on the bowl
>>7967944
what? are you a girl???

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>>7967944
...
Neat-o

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>>7967944
what the fuck

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>>7967944
.......!?

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>>7967938
Nah, directly out of detroit/the distortion zone.
Don't get ghosted that way.

>>7967909
Sweet.

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>>7967944
>He lays two eggs
>I guess you can have one of them hatch later if you want
>>7967993
>This is a house of nightmares
>I'm pretty sure Jacket will lay a Davesprite egg if Dave ever tops
dude is your house fucking cursed
>>7967964
>Dave collects all the ingredients
>Roll to find the concentrated cheese pizza extract to replace the vanilla with
>>7967965
quick
lay an egg ruby
probs hatch into a fug

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>>7968052
ok ummm.... here!

>lay egg attempt

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>>7967921
Aww, thanks!
>Vibri gives Vespi another kiss on the cheek
>Vibri then gives Vespi a bug hug
>roll for vibration intensity

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>>7968066
>>7967944
>>7967909
>>7967748

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>>7968051
Huh, neat. Any reason you're here in Poni? Kinda chilly here.

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>>7968052
>>7968066
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>7967934
>>7967919
Oh sorry I must have dozed off again.
Were going to get a gym badge?

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>>7968066
>>7968079
>>7968092
....
huh....
>rethinking existence....

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>she shudders as something obviously unnatural is occurring somewhere in the world
>>7967934
I mean we can see if they'll let us try without our trainer present.

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>>7968066
hahaha oh fuck
Fug egg
>>7968051
>>7968037
fuck
you two might as well try for eggs
fucking
ill try for an egg
>Roll to lay an egg
>>7968092
(I'm fuckig dying, help me)

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>>7967964
Uh I don't think so!

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>>7968071
Not a problem.
>She flushes again and hugs Vibri.
This isn't uncomfortable, is it?
>Smooch that vibratebug again.

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>>7968114
probably not... we need frankie!

>>7968117
They will not... It is against the league rules. I know a lot about battling.

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>>7968114
>>7968117
>Slugma slithers up
Hey. How are you guys?

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You guys are fucking idiots this doesn't work.
>Roll to lay an egg.

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>>7968121
.......!!!

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>>7968162
>LOUD SCREAMING

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>>7968158
Hey Slugma, Zorro's all better now!

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>>7967748
>>7967822
>>7967944
>>7968066
>What the actual fuck
>Is this the location of an undiscovered secret Aether lab

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>>7968158
Oh hello, I am doing quite well.
Just a bit tired.

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...
>Try to lay an egg.

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>>7968083
Uh, looking for..
>Check scribble on wrist
Poo town.
That on this island??

>>7968121
..I think I'll pass.

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>>7968158
terrific!

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>>7968200
Eh eh... uh
>Confused marshtomp noises

>>7968200
...
REMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>7968218
HELP
-Zibel

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>>7968115
pfffft go show that delta group
>>7968163
idk if you didnt try or failed but
i cant lay eggs either
guess were the dude birds
>>7968162
>>7968200
oh my god
what the fuck
guess chicks arent even necessary
just fcking lay eggs whenever anyway

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>>7968200
>>7968162
>>7968066
>>7967944
>>7967909

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>>7968209
Nope, that's on Ula'ula. You need a ride?

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>>7968229
WHA??
>Accidentally maybe lays an egg?

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>>7968194
That's good.

>>7968216
Great to hear.
I was worried about you last night...
Good to see you are okay.

>>7968189
I'm glad he is.

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>NECROZMA: LAY EGG

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>>7968200
Uh, boss?
Why are you laying an egg?
Aren't you a guy?

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>>7968052
i guess i'll do my part
>mixing the ingredients
>>7968142
than how did you even do that?
and with who?
>confused goo baby

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>>7968255
How are you doing?

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>>7968192
.. Is it just the location...?
...... I am going to regret this if it works.
>Roll for egg

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>>7968254
WHAT IS HAPPENING???
>>7968268
I THOUGHT SO TOO
>SCREECH

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>>7968147
No, this is lovely.
>roll for relaxing vibrations
How does this feel?

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>>7968255
Do not worry about me! It makes me worried ....
>hugs

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>>7968297
>Squawks.
>Clenches due to surprise.
>An egg may get squeezed out.

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>>7968292
what

the

fuck
how
do you just like
clench
>roll for egg

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>>7968292
Why did I....
>>7968323
I don't even know I just....
>Roll for egg
Like that.
.... Does this mean Silvally and Anomalesia could make more Nulls?

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>>7968304
Haha, that's good.
>Hug Vibri tighter.
Very nice. I am not squeezing you, am I?

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>>7968262
>>7968292
>I have waken up far too early today

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What the fuck is going on

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>>7968320
>Squawks, roll for loudness.
Did I just!?
Am I a girl?!
How come I did not know about this!

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>>7968250
Shit.
Uh, yeah, sure.

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>>7968367
I second this question.

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>>7968370
>Let strange man that could kill you onto your boat.
>Because you are a human.
You can crash on the couch, it'll only be about thirty minutes.
... You don't get seasick do you?

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>>7968229
>Staring and lack of eheheing indicate complete lack of understanding

>>7968320
...eh?

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>>7968311
>Hugs back
I'm your friend.
I'm going to worry about you...

>>7968281
Not bad. Little bored, though.

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>Roll to lay an egg.

>>7968320
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7968400
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
-Zibel

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>>7968390
Dunno, you'll be the first to find out though.
>Get on that seaweed smelling ass ship and crash out on the couch
>Which is like concentrated seaweed stank

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>>7968353
>>7968361
....
>Roll to find Silvally and create egg

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>>7968400
I...I think I am a girl.
...
But I never did anything back there.
How come I have an egg?
>>7968426
Why is this happening?

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>Try to lay an egg I suppose?

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>>7968404
Well.
We could change that.
>>7968311
So what are we going to do Zorro?

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>>7968438
>Slide a bucket next to the couch.
>Spray some febreze.
Anchors aweigh! Setting sail!
>Woosh!

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>Sudden feeling to try and lay an egg on John's bed.
>Roll

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>>7968467
...That felt weird.
>Roll for if he was clenching too hard for it to pop out or if it just isn't happening

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>>7968497
. . .
>Blank stare
I guess it's one of those days today.
>Begin pouring whiskey into coffee

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>>7968404
Please! I do not want to make you guys worry!

>>7968479
hmmm
Good question.

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>>7968360
No, this is fine.
>Vibri vibrates happily
You know, maybe it's a good thing I got lost in that cave, because I probably wouldn't have met you otherwise.
>hugs Vespi back

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>>7968467
>>7968509
Push, push!!
>Push on his stomach!

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>>7968511
>Watch John completely miss the cup and empty the bottle on the table
Indeed.

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>>7968485
>The fabreeze just makes it smell like the shitty perfume/cologne isle
>Cover face with shirt

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>>7968548
>Pop
>Wak egg.
...helix why.

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>>7968546
That's good. Please tell me if I make you uncomfortable.
>Hug that best vibug.
Ahahaha, I suppose. I feel we would have crossed paths eventually.

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>>7968554
Welp, looks like I'm facing the breakdown of physics and biology sober.
>Finish coffee, drop paper cup, laugh
I'm not testing this out, by the way.

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>>7968588
Is that two...

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>>7968607
>*EggS
...yes.

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>>7968570
>Whoops I think I made it worse.
>Fucking living people and their noses.
>Open a window.
>Just fucking keep sailing I have no idea how to fix this.

>>7968634
Guess you really are the female in this relationship.
>Smacks feminine wak ass.

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>>7968634
>Get pan.
Lunch?

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Hey kids, forgot to mention this, but someone made a wish a while back - eggs can be produced regardless of sex or species, as long as you had sex and want a kid. Otherwise eggs just get laid during an ovulation period like with chickens.
Now you sports know who will lay the eggs!

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>>7968542
Well we can't try the gym until Frankie gets home so I guess we need to figure out how to make some money for the boat trip

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>>7968606
Me neither.
Let's just pretend nothing of this happened.
I wouldn't mind additional odd doggos though.

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>>7968692
>Squeak™
>Maybe some jiggle too

>>7968698
...Stitch please.

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>UNIT TWO: ATTEMPT EGG LAYING PROCESS
>OPENING ABDOMEN...

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>>7968593
I will, don't worry.
Make sure to tell me if my vibrations are bugging you as well, I know it annoys some people.
...We might have still ended up meeting each other, it would depend how often you were around the mountain.

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>>7968692
>HIT ANON WITH PAN
>>7968758
What do we do then?

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>>7968776
>UNIT ONE: QUESTION LIFE

>>7968758
Well that looked fun.
I can see why Stiches likes you so much.
>Smack the phat wak butt again.

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>>7968735
I could sell a statue...

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>>7968735
Yeah sure!
How do we do that?

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>mixing the cake mix
s-so is this enough dave?
>still awkward because he saw inazuma laying an egg

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.... What do I do with this...?
.....
>He looks from the egg and to the kitchen and back again
..... Gladion, didn't you mention omelettes at one point?

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>>7968804
>Squeak™ 2x combo
p-please stop.

>>7968794
I don't knooow?..

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>>7968777
They're perfectly fine with me. Can't bug a bug type.
>She laughs.
Either way I am glad I met you. Shall we look around? Honey?

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>>7968842
yeah fucking
should be
>He hands Nirie the concentrated pizza extract and knocks back a bottle of vodka
>Roll to see if he's drunk

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>>7968804
>SHADOW CLAW
STOP
>>7968864
... Fuuuuck.

>>7968794
>Gets smacked.
I can take another hit!
>>7968864
I enjoy your butt too much, lets make it red and shiny.
>Go for a slaptrick, slap that ass a third time.

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>>7968638
>Ah, good, salty sea air to flush out the stank cocktail going on in here.
>Batteur: Relax.

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>>7968426
>>7968445
I have no idea, eh

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>>7968905
okay, how much do i put it and please give some vodka too, i need to get drunk to forget that

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>>7968911
>Critfail
>You slapped your own ass I guess?

>>7968906
..How do eggs even work??

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>>7968950
fuuuck like
half a teaspoon i think
>Dave shakes the bottle vodka over top of Nirie for a good ten seconds until he realizes that he drank it all
oops
>Roll to find another bottle

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>>7968911
FUG YOU
>SHADOW CLAW
>>7968975
I DON'T KNOW I WANNA EAT IT

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>>7968734
>>7968750
I... I think I need to grab some coffee and evaluate my life again.
Wanna join me, Streambro?

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>>7968808
>frowns
Last time you went and sold a statue you got pokenapped.
>>7968813
Very good question, we could try challenging people to battles for money? Or if that doesn't work I -guess- Slugma could sell a statue so long as we go with him and make sure no funny business happens.

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>>7968906
>>7968975
Alright alright I'l lay off.
Don't kill me.
I'l get ou-
>>7969000
>gurgles

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>>7968925
>Roll to get to fucking Malie City or if ""Tyler"" got distracted by a cool island

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>>7969000
..there's two, so, I guess you could have one?..

>>7969038
>Rip wakbooty bandit.
>You will be missed a very insignificant amount.

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>>7969024
I got kidnapped because I let them grab my pokeball...
I figure if you guys watch, I should be fine. The question remains, though, who do I sell it to?

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>>7968889
I guess not!
>Vibri laughs too
Where would you like to take me, my queen?

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>>7969038
>SHADOW CLAW HIM AGAIN
>>7969085
IS EATING OUR KIDS WEIRD?

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>>7968995
>puts a half teaspoon and start mixing
you drank it all?
damn it dave

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>>7969019
>Just nods
>There are not enough words for the current turn of events

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>>7969086
Well I don't know many humans, how'd you find the other people you sold statues to?

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>>7968937
Could you check?
I need to know for sure now.
Am I a boy or a girl?

W A K G O O

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>>7969116
Hey! Hey!
I found a weird egg! Egg!
A funny human told me to take it!
Is it tasty? Tasty?
I wanna try it!

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>>7969111
uuuugh no im too sober for this fuckgin shit
>Roll to see if Jacket has any alcohol left
>No, not fucking hand sanitizer either
>Drinkable alcohol

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>>7969109
..Yes, kind of.

>>7969154
no.

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>>7969132
I had a website...
Disabled it after the... Incident, though.

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>>7969050
>Totally didn't pass out on the couch.
>He just looks like he did.
>Maybe.

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>>7969107
Hahaha.
How about... Somewhere like Celestic Town?
>Queenly leading noises.
>Grab Vibri's bughand, to make sure she doesn't get lost obviously.
Does that sound nice?

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You're all very much welcome for this, I did get rid of egg groups with that wish afterafter all

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>>7969245
>Poke.
Wakey wakey. We made it.

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>>7969212
I guess you could put the website back up temporarily and see if you get any hits, unless Zorro has a better idea.

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>>7969154
>Shadow Claw for you too.
>>7969171
UUUUUGH WHAT DO WE DO THEN

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>>7969170
okay i'm done mixing now what?
so there is some booze left right?

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>>7969156
Hello lil birb, I wouldn't try to eat the egg just yet, how did the human look like?

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>>7969306
ovens already on so
put it in man
uhhh
nope
no alcohol left

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>>7969303
>..Make more?
>No, bad thoughts.
>Bad.
I don't knowwww.

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>>7969024
....
hmmm


>>7969212
what is that?

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>>7969353
>Oops, guess who can read your mind.
MORE YOU SAY?
>Push that mf wak husband over.

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>>7969288
>Joe: be awake.
shit
Uh, cool, thanks.

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>>7969312
She was tall and had big feet for stomping! Stomping!
And a covered mouth, and a hat! Hat!
The hat was not tasty...

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>>7969297
I suppose so...

>>7969367
It helps me sell my statues.

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>>7969391
>Pomf™
W-what? I didn't say anything?..

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>>7969392
Po Town's a bit of a walk from here though.
>Hand him a map and some cash.
>I'm gonna steal what Gladion did.
>Last number and then count from first number.

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>>7969246
Sounds good, I like Celestic Town, it's nice and peaceful there.
>Vibri hovers close to Vespi, swaying back and forth in the air slightly
Maybe we could find a nice high place to watch the sunset together, what do you think?

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>>7969351
okay i'll put on the oven
and how will i'll try to get inazuma laying an egg out of my mind
i can't stop thinking about that

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>>7969297
My ideas are bad!

>>7969420
oh. That is cool! Do they sell really well?

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>>7969393
I remember! Someone called her a grunt! Grunt!
What does grunt mean?
Is it a bad thing?
Should I be scared of grunts?

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>>7969456
I do too. Have you seen the ghost couple there?
>Vespi watches Vibri.
>Hell, why is she so cute?
Ah, that sounds fantastic. Any time spent with you is worth it.

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>>7969393
>Well, that isn't going to help much. Or, at all
It is not nice to eat people's hats, you know.
You should get that egg to John.

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>>7969497
They can't be worse than my no ideas.

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>>7969483
dude
i just saw jacket and ruby lay eggs
how do you think i feel
>Down the entire bottle while Nirie isn't looking
>Roll for drunkness

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>>7969437
>SMOOCH THAT HUSBONEDO
BUT YOU THOUGHT IT~

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>>7969420
Could I help with an statue?
I've never done anything artsy before.

5?

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>>7969535
hey i saw that you did have more booze
and it's it's really awkward for me man, it's just awkward
gimme some

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>>7969533
You always have the best ideas!

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>>7969444
Alright, tha- woah.
>I have no idea how to calc for trips so I'm just gonna say you gave me like 300k
>That's a lot of zeros holy shit.
Thanks, dude.

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>>7969528
John is not here right now, he's in Hoodie Town.
>>7969521
Grunts aren't scary, little guy. It just means they're the people who aren't the bosses in a group like the one I'm in. They're alright, and they do good stuff here.

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>>7969497
Um...
Not well, to be honest...

>>7969551
Sure thing.
I think it would look wonderful.
Hmm...How to build it...

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>>7969578
>Dave grunts and swats at Nirie, tilting the bottle back to try and get those last few drops
>Idk why this bastard can't get drunk right now, but on a 7 or higher the alcohol will start to kick in

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>>7969550
o-oh, right..
>Smooch the Stitch
I forgot about thaaat.

>>7969565
8?

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>>7969620
>Happy Steelix wiggling.

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>>7969605
Not a problem, buddy. Take care!
>Shoosh him out, I need my bathtub time.
I'll be in the neighborhood if you need me!

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>>7969629
fuck you man
i can't stop thinking about inazuma now i guess i'll go look for some more booze around here
>roll to turn dave upside down

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>>7969637
SOOOOOO
HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT
IM THINKIIIIING TEN?
>KISS THAT FUCKING HUSBONE HARD
>BITE HIM

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>>7969521
Not of the grunts in here, and if they were to do something bad to you, something even worse would happen to the grunt.

>>7969614
Continuing the egg saga, your Archen got one from a grunt.

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>>7969524
I haven't seen them no, did they move in recently? It's been a while since I last went to Celestic.
Maybe we could go visit them. Then we'd be a couple of couples!
Also we should definitely go watch the sunset together, I've always loved sunsets. I imagine it'll be even better watching one with my beautiful queen.
So...shall we get going?
>Vibri vibrates excitedly

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>>7969667
Yeah, you too man. I'll start screaming about seaweed if I need you or something.
>Holy fuck I have six figures in my pocket and I'm going to Poo town this is not smart.
>Schmoe: Get going anyways.

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>>7969614
>>7969713
Grunt lady is nice! Nice!
The egg sloshes!
There's no rattling or bumping in the egg...
I'm gonna eat it! Eat it!
>Roll to break it open and gulp the contents down before John or Streambro can stop rockbirb

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>>7969699
>The wak has gone full eggplant
..I-I don't kn-
>Waksnoot: bitten
ow..

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>>7969725
Hahaha. I think they've been there for a while. I tend to avoid them because one of them is rather curse happy and the plants there have killed a few of my workers.
I think it'll be equally beautiful watching it with such an excited spirit like you. And... A rather beautiful spirit as yourself.
Yes, let us go.
>Go to Celestic Town!

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>>7969767
>Let's not think about the implications
>Just let him have a go at it

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>>7969809
>A certain claydol comes in
...
What is sentience?

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>>7969801
>Whoops normal husband is back.
Uh...?
>Smooch him.
What happened?

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>>7969750
>RUST: HOP OFF OF BOAT YOU GOT ONTO
>FOLLOW BATMAN

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>>7969674
>Dave is drunk now
>And upside down
ahhaahhah salty goobabby
>He sticks his hand inside the goop
duuude

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>>7969853
>..Darn.
...Uh, you killed a guy for slapping my butt.
And stuff.
>Smooch the baenette

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>>7969905
>Kiss that husbone.
>Touch the BoneZone.
I meaaaan... We can still make some babies if you want?

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>>7969843
Hard to explain in few words, but it can be defined as the ability to feel. Not in the way a robot's sensors can get data, but in a way you experience sensations from what you perceive.

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>Batteur: consider banking the cash
>Nahhh.
>Continue meandering in the general direction of Po Town.
>>7969890
>Roll to notice the fact you're being followed by a pipe gremlin

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>>7969897
dave stop
i feel everything of your hand when you put your it inside my gel

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>>7969767
>Welp, no tiny fetus in there.
>Let the rockbirb have at.
>I don't have enough coffee or vodka for this.
>>7969843
Philosophers have argued for centuries over that question.
>>7969981
That's a good starting point, though.

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>>7969984
SHOE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT NOW JOE
I'M STALKING YOU
HEY

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>>7969981
>>7969997
...
I don't understand.
What I feel?

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>>7969803
Hmm...perhaps best to avoid them then, we'd probably end up bugging them and getting ourselves cursed.
>Vibri flies alongside Vespi, still holding her hand
>Vespi and Vibri arrive at Celestic Town
So, where should we go to watch the sunset together? Up in a tree? On top of a house?

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>>7969978
..I-I, uh..
>Flustered bonehead sounds™
..m-maybe.

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>>7970023
Let's try a practical demonstration
>Touches Claydol's right armcannon
Your sensors tell you that I'm touching you, but what do you think about what you sense?

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>>7970017
MPPPHHHHRRRRR

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>>7970017
I never stalked you though?
Eh, whatever.
Howdy.

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>>7970095
>John watches, fascinated
>Even Ruffles looks up from his messy lunch to see what's got everybody's attention

>>7969978
Ass babies.
Out of his >>7970064 plush marowak ass that got an anon killed.

>>7970105
SPAH ROUND 'ERE.

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>>7970095
...
I don't understand.
You are touching my cannon.

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>>7970029
Yes I agree.
>Note that you won't have to ask them for a love potion now.
>She gestures up to the plateu above the ruins.
How about up there?

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>>7969985
hhaah what
reeeally
> He wiggles his fingers around in the goop
wait what if like
> Dave thrusts his other arm into the goo and attempts to mold it into a crappily made dick

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>>7970105
HEY NERD
>>7970107
WELL
I'M NOT STALKING YOU EITHER
WHAT ARE WE DOING?

>>7970064
>Kiss that husbone.
Come ooooooon~
>Smooooooch.
-Stitches

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>>7970139
I am indeed touching your cannon. What can you say about that fact?

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>>7970029
>>7970152
.... Darkrai. What is the smaller creature? I do not recall seeing its kind here before.

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>>7970171
Mppphh? mrhhh? Mppprhh? Mphh?(Nerd? Candy? Nerd Candy? Where?)

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>>7970211
...
Why? This is weird.

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>>7970171
Well, okay then.
I don't know what you're up to, but I'm planning on getting myself some muscle.

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>>7970164
>nirie start giggling
hehe
please stop i'm tickly, what the hell are you doing dave?
>looks like a dick now
you can't mold me like that you drunk idiot i'm can change back when ever i want
>turn back to normal

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>>7970212
That is a Vibrava. Native to Hoenn.
I think the Vespiquen wanted to come over.

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>>7970187
..O-okayyy.
>Kissu the King

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>>7970247
Exactly. You made a judgment - 'this is weird' - based on the facts you have - Streambro is touching your arm and asking you questions..

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>>7970152
Looks good to me!
It'd probably be a nice spot to sleep too, what with a nice clear sky above our heads.
Have you ever slept under the starts before, Vespi?

>>7970212
>Vibri spots Gadreel and waves
Um...hello!
Are you one of the ghost couple Vespi mentioned?

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>>7970247
Because I want to know what you're feeling. You think this is weird, you're feeling weird, all this based on me touching you and this conversation. You're experiencing sentience.

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>>7970241
YES
>>7970257
MUSCLE
NICE
LIKE GUNS?

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>>7970306
>>7970345
....
>Claydol.exe is processing

>>7970311
I suppose I'm good at spotting nice things. That's why I found you, hm?
No, I tend to try and not sleep somewhere too open. But I'll be willing to if it is with you. Do you have to sleep in the open often?
>>7970212
>>7970269
Hello there!
-Vespi

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>>7970346
>Staaare.
..No.
>Joe: Stop having nam flashbacks
Uh, I mean like, pokemon.
Then again I think there's some kinda mon here that looks like a gun? I have no idea.

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>>7970265
awww booo my hard work
>Tickle him mercilessly

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>>7970425
I DON'T THINK SO
DONT GET ANY FIRE TYPES BECAUSE THEN I CANT KICK YOUR ASS
LETS GO GET YOUR POKEMON THEN NERD

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>>7970476
sounds like someoen need sa team?
im your guy still