ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite fossilmon?

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Me?

rape

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>>7956895
>The Feebas makes that growling sound that catfish make before flicking its tail and launching itself at the Marshtomp's face

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>>7957032
>Attempt to wrassle and put into the apparent infinite supply of tanks we have,

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>>7956940
This isn't related to the pelago as far as I'm understanding.
Should be too far, doors were unlocked.

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>>7956873
>>7956881
>Bab wott just ends up gumming up the berry and making a mess of its face and paws
>You know
>Like a babbeh

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>>7957051
Eh heh, slippery.

>>7957032
Ooof, into the fishbowls you go.

>>7956988
>[insert shitpost about the great 8 get]

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>>7957051
>>7957089
>You failed to wrassle the fish
>The succfish gets slapped in the face with the tail and Feebas continues to flop around on the deck
>It tries to bite the end of Succfishes' tail

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>>7957104
>Genius idea.
>Put tail into tank.

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>>7957104
Nnnnope, don't do that
>WRASSLE the fish

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>>7957085
>Bab wott-ching intensifies
>Make sure it doesn't eat it's hand or something

>>7957104
>>7957051
..What is going on out there?..

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>>7957142
>>7957131
>You wrassled the fish
>Which was attached to the succfish
>GG you just wrassled succfish into the tank too
>Feebas: swim away to the corner of the bowl with your prize

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>>7957151
>You failed
>Luckily bab is too young to have teefs
>Gumming on fingers does nothing

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>>7957177
...
>Smack him.
>By smack I mean Volt Switch the Feebas.

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>>7957177
>>7957220
>The whole bowl gets electrocuted
Eh heh heh, it tingles.

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>>7957081
Don't ask me why they have these.

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>>7957220
>The Feebas gets zapped good
>He retreats to a corner of the bowl
Ow, what the fuck? You're a douche, you know that? Picking on the little fish. Fuck you.

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>>7957081
>>7957262
What about the rumours of the Pelago owner being a former Aether?
Have you seen any pokemon in there, or rests of?

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>>7957257
>>7957320
Soooooorry! You were biting me!
Um, I'm Zibel, who are you?

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>>7957332
Yeah I've heard about that. He has retrograde amnesia as far as the psychs that have evaluated him have said.
Haven't found anything. Found the bottom most floor though. Need a passcode for the lab.
Any guesses?

>>7957395
Try 369373.

w h o t h e f u c k

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>>7957360
Ohhhhh sure, you're the victim! What about me?? You stole my snack and zapped me!
..... uh. Feebas. I'm Feebas.

>>7957483
s h a t i n m y m i l k s h a k e

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>>7957485
Feebas? Uh, snack...?
>Hop out and grab him some berries.
You like berries or do you prefer meat?

>>7957483
>>7957496
w

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>>7957395
I would send a Porygon or two there to get it hacked but I doubt I could with the quality of the connection.

>>7957461
If this works I'm emptying my bank account out to you.
>>7957542
Hoping the random anon's numbers work.
>Roll.

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>>7957584
Holy fuck.

>>7957395
If it's a number pad, try >>7957461'a code.
If it's a keyboard, try "Beast Killer". It's a long shot, but worth a try.

>>7957584
>>7957604
rip

>>7957504
I ain't no wimp! Bring out the meat!
-Feebas the Feebas, phone posting

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>>7957604
>>7957584
Aw hell yeah.
I can't believe that actually worked.

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>>7957608
>>7957629
Yeah random Anon's code worked. Hit me up if you want my money I guess, dude.
>>7957755
Yeah, uh, if I don't die I'll keep my promise.
Anyway there's an elevator at the end of this fucking lab. Gonna check this out.

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>>7957604
>>7957778
Even with the low quality can for sure say that this lab is way better maintained than the one found at the isolationists refuge.

>>7957702
Okaaaaaay.
>Give him some meat instead.
-Zibel, hoping no one asks where the meat came from.

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>>7957778
If there's an elevator, then the real shit's, like, down the elevator.
Don't get too cocky, bro. I don't want 'chu getting killed over this, so if it gets too rough, run and point a pro at the place.

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>>7957755
Uh... Do I know you?
>>7957778
Wow! That's pretty cool! Save me any neat stuff you find!

>>7957793
where the fuck did that meat come from?

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>>7957866
Heh heh, fishing.
I like to fish, I can sleep and wake up to a nice meal, heh

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>>7957792
>>7957823
>>7957840
This is definitely not up to standard.

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>>7957702
>>7957793
>Suddenly, the sound of crying babby otter rings out across the ship.

>Someone's hungry.

>>7957866
Shhhh.
>>7957896
Uh... Do we have any milk?
-Zibel

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>>7957895
>ding

>>7957793
>Eat that stuff like a standard goldfish
>>7957866
Your mom
>>7957896
Shut the hell up, can't you see I'm trying to eat here?
>Splash the otter
-Feebas

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>>7957946
I'd offer to come and help but, like, I'm all the way out in Hoenn right now.
I'll try to call somebody who can make use of the samples, OK?
. . .
>ring ring
Big bro? Can you patch me through to the boss? Either one, bro, this is fuckin' big.

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>>7957949
>Otter splashes back with Water Gun, then resumes crying

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>>7957895
>>7957946
The connection is even worse down there, how many floors down do you think you are?

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>>7957967
John's too tired from an "incident" in Lilycove, I've already contacted the bosses, they should be online soon.

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>>7957967
>>7957976
The elevator didn't stop at the r

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>>7957840
...Nnnnnope.

>>7957778
Yeah like, don't die.
I need that cash.

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>>7958011
Yes? You called?

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>>7957896
Owww, that's a loud cry, eh.
>Try to pulp up a berry and feed it to the cute lil otter

>>7957938
Heh heh, nope.

>>7957974
Growing fast, heh.

>>7958016
>The elevator didn't stop at the r
PANIC

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>>7958016
RUH ROH

>>7958031
New secret Aether lab found, under the Poke Pelago. May be related to Poke Pelago itself, may be not, either way it is in really good conditions and has plenty of useful samples and data.

>>7957949
Welp, feeling better?
>>7958048
Uhhhh... Heck, what do we do?
-Zibel, #1 dad

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>>7958017
Oh. I guess not then! Or I just don't remember... Sorry! I only really remember challenging trainers!

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>>7957895
>>7957946
>>7958016

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>>7958076
I see... Gladion and I won't be able to help in person, but please continue to record any data you find. Is there anyone on Poke Pelago at the moment?

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>>7958048
>Marshie Daddy is a smart daddy
>Otter eats the mushed-up berry readily. Must've been really hungry.
>It then hugs Marshie Daddy and promptly falls asleep.

>...Zibel hasn't shared his findings yet, has he

>>7958056
>>7958076
ithink photos are out of the question
>>7958017
just do it yourself
theodore decabe
2134 4421 6762 9827
11/20 cvc 340

fuck

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>>7958081
Ouch, farn.
That stings, even if we ain't never met.

>>7958016
Damnit.
There goes the rent.

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>>7958106
Just this building inspector that is sharing his finding with us. We just lost connection with him though.

>>7958168
>Roll to steal the money before the grunt can get it

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>>7958079
Tomorrow morning, we raid for more supplies, heh.

>>7958110
Awwww

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>>7958188
(fug)
Thank you for investing in my dakimura collection-

>>7958188
>>7958243
>throw brick at

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>>7958241
Hm, okaaaaaaay.
Uh, by the way. The baby is intersex. Like, both thingies.

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>>7958168
Oh, sweet.
>Get in that shit

>>7958188
>Balance: 0P
...
fuck.

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>>7958173
That is unfortunate, but at the very least we won't have to deal with potential loose ends who know what's inside. I suppose all we can do is wait for him to respond again.

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>>7958325
Sir, whatever-my-title-is John reporting from med bay.
No fractures, somehow, electrical burns aren't too bad either.
Still don't want to run a ground mission tonight, the good doctor will strap me to the bed if I try that shit on him.
I'd stick around in med bay, but I have a new friend I want to hang out with.
> Archen noises in background

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>Something new is brought into the world.
>Not a fucking crossover I'm not Emrys.
>Wait a few posts for what it fucking is.

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>>7958438
>THAT MEANS YOU FUCKERS HAVE TO MAKE POSTS

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>>7958413
Yes, personal safety does come before the mission in most cases.
.... What is that I hear? A bird Pokemon?
>>7958438
>>7958518
>You have my attention
>Waiting a few posts

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>>7958413
Guess when I said tired, it was an understatement. Not like we could get there in a remotely acceptable amount of time.

>>7958325
Understood, sir.

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>>7958527
Oh, yeah. He came back with me.
N, meet Ruffles. Ruffles, meet my boss, N.
>Curious rockbirb squawks
>>7958550
Yeah. We're pretty far from Alola.

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>>7958676
>N waves through the webcam
Well, hello Ruffles! Are you enjoying the future?

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>>7958294
Eh, eh, wha?
As in, wha?
Truly a special baby, heh.

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>>7958715
>Ruffles pecks the camera curiously
>Confused birb look
>"Huh? Where human? I see small human, why can't I touch human?"
>"We're up high! High! Home that glides! Glides! Like Ruffles!"

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>"Today at 9:08PM a sudden flash of light consumed Hau'Oli City!"
>"After the light faded Team Plasma's Ghetsis was seen confusedly walking down the street."
>"The police have taken him into custody, details are sparse but we have a report that he can't remember a thing."
>"This is Alola News Network, bringing you your news!"
>Click.

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>>7958811
oh god please no

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>>7958777
Liiiiiike... You know! A dick and a vagina?

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>>7958811
What the actual fuck

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>>7958811
>Resist urge to fling a curling iron at the tv
Fuck. Why? Why him?
>>7958792
Have you looked outside to see the lights down below yet?

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>>7958842
>UNIT ONE: HEARD DESIGNATION?
>UNIT ONE: NEEDED?

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>>7958811
Man, why the hell does weird shit keep goin down around here?
Ghetsis? Really?

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>>7958879
No, no. Unit One, as much as I'd love for you to kill Ghetsis we aren't doing that.
...
>>7958861
Should we go... See him?

>>7958903
>smooch cute skull
brush your hair dude

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>>7958842
>>7958861
Screen man scary? Screen man looks weird! Weird!
>Hops to deck
We're so high! high! So many lights! What makes glow? Are those people? People?
Ruffles could glide for a long way from here... but Ruffles couldn't get back up! Up!
Stay up here!

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>>7958811
wheres my curling iron
>>7958903
hey nerd hows guzma been
>>7958861
so
assassination?

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>>7958973
The deck still has nor ails, please don't jump down for the very reasons you just said.

>>7958908
Are we actually doing this?
Though if he really has amnesia...

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>>7958932
...U-uh.
Ok??

>>7958978
Hey frylock. Hell if I know, ain't seen em around for a while.
Startin to worry me.

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>>7959026
well hopefully he turns up
cool im still your enforcer so
pulling rank rn
do me two favors
pick a number between 10,000 and 400,000
then go check on ghetsis on whatever the fuck hospital hes in
can you do that for me man

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>>7958908
No. The only thing I plan on seeing is my husband and out new home, unless you mean see in a violent way.
>>7958978
Hmmm... Perhaps. We just got here, give it a day or two.
..... Plus the bed heater finally warmed up.
>Tfw favorite thread on /vp/ got ruined by a fujoshit
>>7958973
>N chuckles
Yes - they're the homes of people and people traveling. Maybe Colress can show you some of the Frigate's special features.

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>>7959058
Yeah, alright dude, I'll check on the senior salad.
And uh, 42,424.2.

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>>7959066
Special? Special?
Neat! Come on, new human friend! Let's see the special things!
>Ruffles bounces below decks and down the hall, and John follows.

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>>7959066
cuddles it is
wooooooooo
>yeah i saw
so N
problem
team skull is down a leader and plumeria quit skull
what do
>>7959126
cool
thats your payment you memeloving fuck
>money transferred
tell me whatever you find

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>>7958855
>Is completely confused at this turns of events

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>>7959163
>Pat.
You pkaaaaaaaaaaay? You look like Remi did after I offered to be his husband.

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>>7959155
Sweet, thanks bro.
I'll get right on it.
>???: Outie.
>Go find that moldy salad bar.

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>>7959155
Hmmm...
>Cuddle the husband
... Obviously you have to take over. Become the most powerful man alive. Lead both Skull and Aether and co-lead Plasma.
>I mean yeah I assumed you saw because you were there but still
>Fujoshis are horrifying
>Stay away from me with your seme/uke stereotypes, XX fiends

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>>7958855
>>7959163
...What?
What is going on?

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>>7959232
I can be an enforcer for the resultant new group if you go for that plan, sirs.
>John's still chasing Ruffles as the rockbirb tries to find Colress

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>>7959228
see ya man
>>7959232
>cuddle the husband
can we call it skaesma
if we dont call it skaesma im not helping
hahahaha
>pff
>yeah agree man
>>7959260
ok but
johnny boy
can you deal with whiny skull members
theyre like
five year olds

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>>7959291
>theyre like
>five year olds
No fucking joke, fryboy.

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>>7959291
I can wrangle kids. Hell, even my little bro can wrangle kids.
I'm game, and I'll prove it.
>>7959153
>Finally catches up to rockbirb and points the way.
It's this way, Ruffles. Colress might be busy, but if he's free we can ask to see some cool stuff.

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>>7959232
>>7959260
I'm also in to continue my work in the resulting melting pot of formerly evil groups.
Also because I want to pull rank on Faba and call him out on his dumb blog.

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>>7959291
But if you don't help you don't get to put all of the Skull members in Silvally costumes.
>N can't be out cuddled you fool
>Engage limb trap and make use of those long ass legs damnit

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>>7959362
you feel me
hey hows the pokemon thing workin out
>>7959363
i mean i hope you can
if youre ever near po town tell the boys youre the new second in command
be easy on em tho
>>7959370
hahahaha holy shit
thatd be amazing
team silvally
>oh fuck
>kiss him

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>>7959202
Uh what?
Did he accept, eh?

>>7959243
The kid is truly special, eh heh. And so is the boss, heh.

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>>7959415
Kid?
What kid?

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>>7959243
Um, we have a kid!
>>7959415
Noooo? Should he have?
What do husbands do anyway?

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>>7959370
John here, I think I found the costume.
Might need to tone it down a bit for cost-effectiveness.
Still, it's a starting point.

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>Sylvie in her grief over allowing Zorro to get alcohol poisoned this badly she walks out of the pokemon center and towards and into the nearby forest.

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>>7959401
Well. Obviously your eventual goal should be to replace all of the world's politicians with members wearing Silvally suits.
>N: 1 Gladion: 0
>Kiss the husban-
>>7959465
>I'm sorry, I can't and neither can he
>We're all getting abs of steel tonight

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>>7959465

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>>7959465
i was thinking more of like
a disney kind of feel
like
mascoty
thats a good starting point tho
>>7959499
you understand me N
cant get it up in bed unless youre wearing a silvally suit
sorry
its the law
>kiss him and laugh

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>>7959448
Heh heh, come inside but be silent. kid's sleeping.

>>7959454
Eh heh, I don't really know. Hold hands maybe, heh.

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>>7959547
I've held hands with other people though!!
... Do I have to tell them I can't be their husband?

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>>7959494
Hey little pink one.
Where are you going?
...Why are you crying?

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>>7959465
Team Sylvally is going to win some contests and be fabulous.

>>7959465
I should get something similar but in a feraligatr style
I bet my feraligatr would love to see me in one

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>>7959530
I'm sorry I just ...
>He can barely talk, too busy laughing
It looks ridiculous...
>Muffle your laughter in Gladion's shoulder and roll to calm down and stop laughing

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>>7959582
Zorro won't wake up and i'm just going anywhere but here.

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>>7959547
Oh alright.
But where did the kid come from?
>Peeks inside at the little oshawott.
D'aw, its so small.

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>>7959588
agreed
>>7959595
k i can fix you up
>nibble his shoulder

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>>7959603
Zorro won't wake up?
What happened?
Please don't go, Zorro really likes you.
When he wakes up he would want to see you.

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>>7959465
Dear god no.

>>7959530
Dude, you wanna stick us in fursuits?
That's whack as hell man.
Anyways they kicked me out of the hospital, but they said moss lord is fine other than bein real out of it.
Hau'Oli Memorial Medical Center, if you 'n salad boy jr. wanna check in on him.

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>>7959622
>The laughter is cut off by a sharp gasp
... Cheater
>Nip at his collar bone in response

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>>7959639
It's all my fault, i bought him the strongest alcohol they had despite the clerk suggesting strongly against. I didn't stop zorro from drinking the whole bottle all i did was tell him to slow down. I could have prevented this and instead I caused it.

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>>7959716
Well lets then not go mope and cry.
Lets take him to the pokemon center.
Come on.

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>>7959645
nah its a joke
probably
thanks for the info
>punch in the amount
>>7959693
>oh shit
>punch in some random numbers
>last post number is how many
>then take that number and count from the first and thats skull boy's payment
hahaha
no waaay
>kiss him

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>>7959769
He's been at the pokemon center this whole time...

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>>7959795
Oh...
...Zorro would still like to see you when he wakes up.
I'm sure of that.

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>Fucking around Hoenn.
>Neat, a broken down ship.
>Poke around it.

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>>7959793
>>7959645
Ah, nice one, sir.
. . .
Sir?
I already ordered a sample pair of boots and gloves
Can I keep them and wear them with my usual white shirt and black Plasma fatigues?

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>>7959825
>her eyes are welling up
I just can't stand to see him like that and the fact that I caused it makes me want to put as much distance between me and him as possible so it won't happen again.

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>>7959898
Honey we all make mistakes.
You know what, I'l just stick around with you.
Lets go for a walk.

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>>7959793
Aight, anytime yo.
>Ding, got that cash
>793P?
>Fuck yeah, malasada time.
>???: Outie x2 combo

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>>7959614
We found him with the ship, and I said, why not, heh.

>>7959838
>Hasn't noticed a thing yet

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Anyone know where I can find Ash's grave? My pokemon and I have respects to pay.

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>>7959944
No we didn't.
All we found was an egg.

>>7959955
I don't think anyone burried him
they just kinda left his body parts scattered around a cave in mt coronet

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>>7960009
Excuse me? Ash is dead?

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>>7959993
And the egg hatched a few hours ago, eh heh.

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>>7959856
This is getting a bit too hasty.

>>7959955
>>7960020
Excuse me, are you having a stroke or something?

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>>7960029
Babies come from eggs?!
>Confused squawk.

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>>7960048
I'm sorry I just smoked the only other Darkrai in the world out of a bong.
What year is it?

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>>7960051
>a Shedinja floats in front of the seagull pokemon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFpks7EvkQY
>starts charging a solar beam

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>>7960062
It's the year 2017 and dude what the fuck

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>>7960048
I disagree. This is exactly as hasty as it should be, and flat-out hilarious..
I swear to Mew I'll wear them and you can't stop me.
You're not my commanding officer or my dad.
>>7960062
Wow, and I thought I overindulged this evening.

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>>7960093
Oh.
>>7960108
Thank you. I think I did great in the league too.

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Wait wha-
>Gets blasted
>Falls on the ground slightly smoldering.

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>>7959793
>I thought I responded but apparently I didn't????
>What the hell me
>Here I was thinking you went to bed and it turns out I'm just a dumbass
Suuuure. And I'm not a salad.
>Kiss kiss
>He traces Gladion's lower lip with his tongue

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>>7960088
>Flamethrower.

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>>7960088
>GHOOOST!
>FLAMETHROWER AAAAA

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>>7960051
Ehehehehehehehh yes.

>>7960088
>Ehehehing immediately stops

>>7960117
>Rush that birb to storage slash medbay
>Roll for revive and potion

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>>7960088
>Thrown bricks are Rock-type, right?

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>>7960112
You.... Smoked Darkrai?
>Check and see if your husband is in the house

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>>7960167
Not me.
>Munch chocolate.

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>>7960167
No I would never do anything lewd with my pokemon. Why are you asking?

Oh my pizza is here.

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>>7960167
He probably means a regional drug cocktail, like, made from prescription stimulants and Scolipede venom, all treated with Weezing fumes.
It's called 'Darkrai' 'cause it disconnects 'chu from reality for days on end, assuming it doesn't, like, kill 'chu. Which it does a lot.

Don't ask me how I know this, bro.

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>>7960175
Nice legs.
How did the battle painting go?

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>>7960190
Here is your pizza That will be 19.95 plus tip
>hands over pizza
thanks for ordering pizza rocket

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>>7960190
How are there two Darkrais?
(I recognize that style.)
>>7960213
Still haven't gotten a chance to do it. Are you still interested in that sometime?

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>>7960190
....
>Gadreel opens his mouth and waves the six tentacle set at him
>>7960175
>Hug him
>>7960208
.........I understood "Venom".

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>>7960227
Why of course.
Though I am sure it will be doable to do it yourself too.
Just slather yourself and your boyfriend in paint and duke it out.

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>>7960233
>Hug him back.
I'll try to avoid being smoked.
>Laugh and put a chocolate in his mouth.
What kind of curse do you want to put on him?

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>>7960108
As long I'm not the one having to do the wearing.
Speaking of indulgence, I'm raiding the mess hall for whatever alcohol was left.
And popcorn.

>>7960112
>>7960190
>Munch popcorn

>>7960208
The things some people do for a high.

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>>7959939
>walking along the forest edge
I probably would have been able to stop him if it hadn't been for the conversation we were having.

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>>7960208
No. I literally have a darkrai.
>>7960216
Thank you.
>Pay them plus the tip.
>Roll for if he handed his championship trophy over.
>>7960233
Hello.

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>>7960273
Yeah he's rather dense.
He's still cute though.
But when he gets an idea in his head.
Well good luck in trying to get it out of there.

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>>7960298
Last thing he said to me before he passed out was that he liked me

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>>7960151
>Revive dropped in the floor
>Fug
>Pick it up, try again

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>>7960281
Bro?
'Chu're high as fuck.
Like, too high to be doing anything except sleeping or, like, watching TV.
So, like, try to do one of those things.
Please, bro?

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>>7960324
Oh...
He does?
I kinda expected that...

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>>7960339
You haven't seen my team yet, have you?
>He throws one of his pokeballs at the wall.
>It bounces back and knocks him out.

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>>7960332
>weak squawks.
What.
What just happened.
First babies come from eggs and then I got smitten.

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>Stow a few revives and potions in some boxes on the deck.
>Hop off the side to get some cool stuff.

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>>7960357
That's two lessons in one.
One, don't try to do, like, important shit while high.
And two, don't be super rough with occupied Pokeballs, bro.

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>>7960345
Yeah the main conversation that kept me distracted was him saying he gets a warm feeling when he looks at me or you and he didn't understand what it meant

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>>7960386
...
>silent staring

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>>7960394
Why are you staring at me like that?

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>>7960405
You should go back.

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>>7960416
...yeah I should. You coming with?

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>>7960427
...
>Tears up a little.
I don't think that's a good idea.
I should go.

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>>7960434
What's wrong?

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>>7960440
I like Zorro too.
I should have known.
I can't win someone's heart.

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>>7960465
Hey cmon now, Zorro was drunk who knows what he was thinking when he said those things.

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>>7960484
Maybe.
I don't know, you two hit off so well.
I sometimes feel like a third wheel.

>>7960484
drunks speak their mind easier than a sober person does

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>>7960520
(I know)
>>7960515
I guess we are good to each other, but on the same level you and zorro are good to each other as well. I don't consider you a third wheel of anything.

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>>7960559
...
I still have doubts.
But this isn't about us right now.
Zorro is laying in the pokemon center and were not there.
Lets go there and wait till he wakes up.

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>>7960577
You're right and here we are at the pokemon center. Are you going to come in with me?

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>>7960593
Yes. I will.
>puts her tail against a ribbon briefly and sets off to the pokemon center.

send help my feraligatr is asleep on top of me and I can only use one arm
and he is a deep sleeper as well

>>7960616
If you can send us a message why not call emergency services?

>>7960616
Wak him off.

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>>7960616
Hey dude, where you at? I may be able to help you.

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>>7960610
>goes inside and into zorro's room where he's still asleep and hooked up to monitoring equipment

>stretches and yawns
I think I'm going to sleep in his room tonight.

>>7960626
what am I supposed to tell them, that I was jerking off my narcoleptic feraligatr and he fell asleap on top of me
>>7960634
I tried that he just thrust in his sleep and even came without waking up and is now just idly grinding into me while asleep
guess I am spending the night trapped on the couch under him

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>>7960692
>Pokes her head through the window.
Good night pink one.
Sleep well.

>Hug Chandelure
>Gets all warm
Love my chandelier. Best friend ever snuggling him is amazing

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>>7960717
Good night Steelix.

>>7960696
Stick it in the gator.
That'll wake him up.

>>7960666
Or don't that's cool too. I hope you make it through the night safely

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>>7960806
(IMG)

>>7960816
>>7960806
(woops sorry bout that im kinda tired and sore and completely missed your post somehow)
(plus like 80 percent of my brainpower is being taken up by thoughts of nintendo switch and new zelda)
>>7960666
nah I will be fine, its actually kinda nice under here, he is warm and his rod feels nice now that I have gotten used to his weight

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Do you serve french fries here?

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>>7961972
They aren't publicly accessible.

>>7962849
go to bed

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>Wakes up.
>Hungover.
Ow

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>>7963824
(But it's 9 am here)
I am already in my bed, so I'm not sure what you are asking of me.

My pokemon got a little cuddly last night anyone got any tips for burns?

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>>7963846
Are you alright Zorro?
Sylveon told me what happened.

>>7964638
Either use a burn heal or go see a doctor, dude.

JOHTOFAG HERE HOLY SHIT OKAY
>Be me
>Live in Celadon
>Leaving to go catch some pokes
>See a bunch of muks around the river's edge
>Not like 3, because that's kind of normal, like 12
>Stand there and watch them
>One notices me
>Start backing up to give them some space because here I'm thinking they think I wanna catch them
>One comes up to me.
>"Muuuk-kuk-kuuuuuk."
>Didn't pull my pokedex out because I'm fucking confounded by this
>It goes back to the waters edge
>Follow it
>The one that lead me points at the water and then to me
>"Uh, dude the water is poisoned?"
>The muk points at itself, then its friends, then to the water
>Hit with the realization like a fucking brick
>Okay
>Drink some of the water because why fucking not
>It's been six hours since I drank it and I don't feel sick
tl:dr if you see any Muk near your water sources they might be trying to fix it

>>7964974
>Celadon
I mean't fucking Goldenrod City, kill me

>>7964974
>>7964994
Blackthornfag here, can confirm I've seen Muks around the water too.
I'll tell people about this shit, pokemon are amazing, you know that?

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>>7964974
>>7965022
...My knowledge database lists several instances of Grimers and Muks poisoning water supplies, but cleaning them is a new one. Huh.

...Wonder what Mr. Poison the Water Hole for Profit will say about this.

(Also, for future reference, all Pokemon can speak human now, even without needing to type it out online. Blame legendaries, and yes, this is just as huge of an event as it sounds... and should probably be in the pastebins somewhere.)

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>>7964639
Where am i at ?
What did happen?

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>>7965034
You drank too much alcohol and passed out.
Your in the pokecenter right now.
Sylveon got you here.

>>7965030
Goldenrodfag here. Most of what I hear on them poisoning water is accidental. But, fuck, I've never seen them do shit like this, this is amazing.

(Pokemon being able to talk kinda ruins the body language connection humans and pokemon need for me. Sooooo I'm gonna ignore that for my character's interactions with NPC pokemon if you don't mind. If it's a character in the RP I won't salt about it.)

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>>7965045
I did not think i drinked that much!
I still feel dizzy...

>>7965139
Well that alcohol didn't come in your body any other way.
You did this to yourself.
...I'l get someone to get you some water.
I would just wreck the building.
-Steelix

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HEY
GUESS WHO HAS A FULL TEAM

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>Vibri wakes up in a dark cave
Where...where did everyone go...?
Sniffers? Smeargle?
Hellooo?!
>Vibri starts vibrating in a panic
>roll to see if she can calm down and echo-locate her way back out of the cave

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>>7965156
I would prefer more alcohol.
It helps my head.

>>7965389
>Sniffs, Smeargle, and Chuckles seem to have gone deeper into the cave
>Unfortunately, at the very least Sniffs isn't here so we can't continue right this second

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>>7965394
>A nurse with a cup of water walks in.
No, bad Zorro.
Alcohol got you this headache.

>>7965389
>Smooch buggo

>>7965377
Not you!

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>>7965448
But my head hurts without it....
>sips the water.

>>7965422
(it's ok, Vibri will be lost in the cave for now)

>>7965454
>flustered and confused vibrations

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>>7965377
>DUBSFAIL
OK MAYBE NOT A FULL TEAM
>>7965473
FUCK YOU
WHERES JOE
I NEED TO RUB THIS IN HIS FACE

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>>7965476
Your head didn't hurt before you drank it.
You drank alcohol, now it does.

>>7965488
>kiss buggo again

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>>7965513
Yea it did! That is why i drank it.

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I heard there was quite a buzz about this site. What do we do here?

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>>7965551
It will go away.
Just please, don't drink anymore of it.
You passed out from the stuff according to Sylveon.
It can't be anything good then.

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>>7965519
Stop it, whoever you are!
>attempt to get away from the anon in the darkness

>>7965558
We get lost in caves if you're anything like me.

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>>7965621
Unfortunate. Pray tell, which cave?

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>>7965585
Fine!
Then how do i make my head stop hurting?

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>>7965672
Drink some water and lay down.

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>>7965672
>Drops some Alka Seltzer in the glass of water.
This one's on the house.

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>>7965658
I don't know...I was following some other Pokemon who were looking for treasure or something...
All I know is that it's a cave near Route 211 in Sinnoh.

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>>7965729
Well you have me curious. I will come visit.
>Roll to find the cave.

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>>7965754
Well, if you feel panicked vibrations coming from a cave you'll know it's the one I'm in.
>roll for vibration intensity

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>>7965696
If you say so... it made it worse last time...
>lays down.

>>7965713
Thanks! I saw this stuff on the tv!

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boss? are you up, i got early just like you said

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>>7965809
I never come alone.
>Roll to find scared buggo with friends.

>>7965821
The nurse told me it works.
I believe the nurse.
-Steelix

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>>7965851
>Vibri calms down a little
Um...I think I hear you, maybe?
>Vibri starts vibrating in a rhythm to try and make herself easier to find

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>>7965960
Apologies, the Combee are a bit useless today.
>Find vibrationbug yourself.

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>>7965980
Oh I think I can just about sense see you.
>Vibri hovers over to Vespiquen
Hello, thanks for coming and finding me.

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>>7966072
Hello. It is no problem, shall we leave? Or are you recruiting me on your treasure hunt?
>The bee chuckles.

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>>7966097
I think I'd rather leave for now...dark scary caves are not exactly my favourite place to be and I have no idea where my friends went.
Do you know the way out?

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>>7966150
Yes, yes, just down this path.
>The bee leads the Vibrava past several Combee.
I'm glad the workers made themselves useful for once. Why were you here anyway?

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>>7966172
Thanks so much!
>Vibri hovers behind the bee, vibrating happily
So tell me more about yourself, what part of Sinnoh do you live in?

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>>7966242
Not a problem.
My hive is near Floaroma Town. I enjoy travelling even at the bee-hest of my workers.
>The bee laughs and a few of the Combee groan.
But, enough about me. Tell me about yourself.

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>>7966305
Well, I live up around Mt. Coronet with a Golbat, I fly around Sinnoh exploring places, it's nice.
Would you mind flying me back to to your hive?
I don't think I've ever been near Floaroma Town.
>excited vibration bug noises

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>>7966410
That sounds very interesting. Hm, yes I can.
Don't fall too far behind.
>Queenly flying noises.
It isn't too far from here.