HG thread. 219th Express Games!

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>>7962951
Maria and Harusame

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Holy shit Corrin you are so fucking retarded

>entry

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>>7962951
Fluorette

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>>7962951
Ahri

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Nepgear

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Blanc

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Professor James Moriarty

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Ken Kaneki

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Echizen

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Ignis Scientia

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Lancelot

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Orihara Izaya

>>7962938
Now thats just unnecessary and completely uncalled for anon.
>>7962952
Doesn't bother me. Australia may have less shitposts than they do but we make up for it in purity.
Quality over quantity.

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Trevor Phillips

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>>7962951
Captain Luna

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Roco

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Syria

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Misuzu

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>>7962999
Wooohooo. Look at this fuckboy. Listen up you dried piece of horse semen. You Australians got nothing on us Canadians. Do you hear me?

>The drunk Canadian redneck, mostl ikely intoxicated by a mixture of cocaine, alcohol and lord knows whatevergoes in a syringe, grabs the Australian king of shitposters by the collar of his shirt

DO.YOU.FUCKING.HEAR.ME?

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Kiyama Harumi

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Flash Man

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>>7962951
Warning to red voter states

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Tanya Degurechaff

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>>7962951
Sliver Queen

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Eggman-kun

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>>7963031
Excuse me, did you just rp at me? I'll have you know that makes me very uncomfortable and I'd appreciate if you'd cease and desist.

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Sentinel

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Joao Bruno Putulukeso

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Albert Wesker

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>>7962951
That took too long

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>>7963061
This makes you uncomfortable? Boy when I am done with you there's no feeling left in the lower section of your body to make you feel uncomfortable.

I'm going to dress you up as a pretty schoolgirl and call you nancy. And rent you out to all your uncles and aunts. Because Daddy needs a new pair of shoes!

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>>7963073
GIDDY-FUCKING-UP, HORSY! Let's go make some mad wasted and get ca - FUCK. The other way, The other way.

Mad cash..Then get wasted, you got that, Nixon? LET"S RIDE!

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>>7963073
I rather like this one. I approve, and the spirits whisper in agreement!

test

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>>7963087
Just WHAT do you think you are doing?

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>>7963075
Nancy? Can I atleast have a more appealing sounding name?
Nancy sounds more like some stuck up woman in her late forties. Not some twenty something year old shitposter legend.

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>>7963073
Without further ado:

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>>7963073
Oh yes. I'm ready.
>>7963088
I have a feeling this partner won't let me down. I'm happy.

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W-what!? I thought that guy you sent to ERP Online said you needed people and here I find you started a game just fine! You fucking liars! Do you realize how annoying it is to put in my log in information for HG Online then do that two-step verification thing, wait out the loading time, and then try and find you guys? You guys believe in shooting the messenger because I'm fixing to go back and give that guy a nice stabbing.

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>>7963095
I AM TRYING TO GET SOME MONEY HERE, NIXO-
....Did you just fucking talk? If yes, could you shut up for just one second and go wherever this piece of amphibian shit called Michael de Santa is? I'll buy you all the hay, carrots and sugar cubes you can eat in a lifetime.

Sounds like a good deal, right Nixon? GIDDY-YUP!

>>7963097
That's why it's perfect! Just one week of work and you'll have an anus so loose you'll need a daily enema, just like your aunt Nancy!

You and me, boyo. We are going to make it. All the booze, drugs and bitches you canthink of! Just do your part and Uncle Trevor will take care of the rest.

>>7963100
Where the fuck did Nixon go? Did Michael buy her out? The fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUCK! I'LL FUCKING SKIN THAT FOUR LEGGED MULE AND CHOKE THAT SON OF A BITCH WITH HER ENTRAILS!

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>>7963100
Day one. Like anyone needed to be reminded of that.

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>>7963133
F

>>7963126
No idea what you're trying to say.

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>>7963038
>>7963133
Nice death there flash

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>>7963133
Hey, you. Emoboy! You look like the person I need. You feel suicidal and are probably thinking of doing drugs. So how about we combine both of your favourite hobbies, eh? You ever considering being a drugrunner for a spic cartel?

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>>7963108
Well, isn't that funny, I had the same thought.
>>7963133
Kyah! What!?

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>>7963126
Shooting the messenger doesn't work if you stab them.
>>7963127
You had me at booze. Hell I'll do anything to drink away my problems, even if it causes me to have more problems.
>>7963133
I'll be waiting.

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>>7963133
Aha! So writing a poem about love is possible even when one is incapable of feeling it! How interesting!
But Moriarty cares for none, so this letter is not needed!

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>>7963140

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>>7963127
Get lost before I gut you!

>>7963133
I could have shipped it faster myself.

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>>7963140
What I'm saying is that some guy showed up next door saying you guys needed more people and it turns out you're all doing just fine. I was lied to. ...you know I should probably stick around here anyway. You guys need more Kirito in your lives.

>>7963156
Stabbing's great though. Really uh... really cathartic. Nothing cheers you up like a good stabbing of some idiot.

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>>7963156
You. I like you boy. Nothing getting wasted and forgetting where the fuck you are to forget your problems, eh? Now...if only drinking untill my kidneys explode would help me get rid of BACKSTABBING SONS OF BACKALLEY SLUTS!


>>7963166
Pink hair. A sailor suit. Pupils so large not even Courtney Love could replicate that on a normal Fridaynight.

...You are not a cop, are you? No fuck, you are a LIZARD! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!


>>7963181
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TREACHEROUS PIECE OF SHIT! You get the fuck out! And tell Michael that his ass belongs to me after I am done giving you a final ride to the petting zoo, you piece of shit!

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>>7963166
So you were able to find my secret hideout! Congratulations! You're quite lucky, because your prize isn't instantaneous death, but a cup of coffee or tea!

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>>7963166
Day two.

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>>7963133
>Ahri is unaware of the undelivered love letter.
>She would probably be sad if she found out about it later.
>>7963166
Ok, so my plan is probably the simplest: Just don't die. Outside of that... I really have nothing.

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>>7963201
F

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>>7963194
Tartarus freezes over before I degrate myself to a messenger for the likes of you!

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>>7963201
Oooooh hey there you foxy piece of ass, tits and lips. Fancy a game of strip poker? Blackjack? Or maybe we can skip all that, including the part where I vomit on the floor and roll in my own piss and get straight to the fun part!

>>7963187
fuck off jiro

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>>7963141
Not in the mood, Crash.

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>>7963214
Night two.

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>>7963201
How kind of you. I appreciate it with all my heart! Wait. No! I can't do this! I can't do this, because I have to be careful!
What would happen if I gained some weight? This is no laughing matter, so I have to take it seriously!

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>>7963187
The one problem is it means you'd most likely be caught and sent to jail where you'd get used like the pretty boy you are.
>>7963194
Smash the empty bottle over their head possibly?
>>7963201
H-How am I supposed to cook this?

Is Cirno/Sanae fag here?

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>>7963237
>fell asleep on the trigger

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>>7963233
Jiro's in space. He got out while the getting was good and now it's too late for everyone else.

>>7963239
Like I can't just break out of jail. They haven't made a jail alive that can lock away the Black Swordsman. Which is me, by the way. Don't fall for the knock off brand Black Swordsmen.

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>>7963201
Must, I, spirits? Please, no.
>>7963237
...Forgive my questioning.

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>>7963237
This kind of cuisine isn't something that I could stomach, so in the future, I'll do my best to avoid these girls and their deadly skills when it comes to cooking...

>>7963247
change that
kys you out of character faggot you're obnoxious

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>>7963237
Day three.

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>>7963247
Oh I'm sure you'll find lots of black meat swords to work with in jail...

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>>7963262
F

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>>7963133
>Ignis passes out from shock, having had been maimed by the tribute.

>>7963262
>Ignis attempts to fire at the taker of his hands, but fails to do so with his stubs. He merely takes off after dropping the gun.

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>>7963262
I have a gang!? Since when was I popular enough for people to listen to my orders?

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>>7963201
>>7963231
>Ahri has no idea what those games are, and looks a little unsettled.
>She places a deck of UNO cards she found earlier between them.
>Still has no idea what that game is either.
>>7963237
>Ahri manages to keep a straight face as she pushes her plate forward.
Please... Please be a dear... And never, EVER, cook again. Not, not just for me. But... Just ever.
>>7963262
Do you guys hear the sound of things being destroyed? It's probably nothing.

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>>7963228
Tarta -what?

>The ''rus'' part gets to him and his already degenerate mind starts to freak out

COMMIE! DID STALIN FINALLY GOT AROUND TO SEND YOU? TELL HIM TO FUCK HIMSELF WITH HIS OWN FUCKING MOUSTACHE!

JESUS FUCK FIRST MICHAEL FUCKING ME OVER...And now a talking communist mule?
I really should consider to drink less.

>>7963237
Oh shit..I'm going to need a lot more than meth lab chemicals to get rid of this locust.
>He makes a call with a ''cellphone'', which is actually half a pack of milk

WADE! Fire up the plane and get your lazy deadbeat ass over here. Be sure to load up on pesticide. We're going AL-qaida, baby! WOOO!


>>7963239
Clever. And enviromental. Nobody is going to miss a dead whore or an empty bottle. Just like nobodies going to miss you when you are all chained up in some Chinese gambli -

Forget what I said, okay? You heard nothing, kid. Nothing at all. No sirreee i am just a honest Canadian doing to a business proposal.


>>7963262
You want me to fucking win, kid? THEN I WILL FUCKING WIN!
>Doing his best imitation of Popeye, Trevor finds a bottle of pills somewhere in his pockets and chugs it all down in one go. Instead of powering up, he vomits. Twice. And has a severe nosebleed

TREVOR FUCKING PHILLIPS IS READY!

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>>7963262
To win? No! No! No! That speech was about taking over the world! I intended to make him join my gang of criminals after he had the chance to hear my touching words!
What a troublesome misunderstanding!

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>>7963268
Night three.

>>7963271
Blame your sisters for posting online

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>>7963274
Hey, do subordinate things.
>>7963279
Well if you Canadians are known for anything, its honesty.
Don't worry junkie dude, I trust you.

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>>7963282
The sooner I can get this over with, the sooner I can get my limbs back. I apologize, unknown foe.

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>>7963282
That is tempting, but for some reason I doubt it would do any good for me if I actually ate anything else while I'm in here.
The last time I dared to do such thing, my stomach ended up in a really bad shape!

>>7963279
you're doing a solid Trevor keep it up

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>>7963282
Day four.

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>>7963297
My sisters would do no such thing. They're not allowed online. Creepy people are online.

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>>7963300
Just what does -that- mean?
>>7963282
>Ahri puts her hands together, almost pleading.
I-ignis... Please.. I swear I was trying to help! You don't have to--

>She wakes up elsewhere and frowns.
I guess he actually didn't recognize me after all.

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>>7963310
F

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>>7963282
>>7963300
>starts to sob

FInally someone who understands me. Momma Phillips would be so proud that her boy finally found true love!

You and me kid. We are going to takeover Canada and Australia. First New Zealand, then the US...And then we can make plans for our honeymoon.

>>7963274
Look. I'll be honest. I just want to see if you're shaven down there where the action happens. I don't mind if you got a 10 inch surprise dangling down there. I don't discriminate.

You see? I think love should be equal between both genders. Lord giveth, Lord taketh, you know? I'll throw you a bone and receive first before I give you five whole inches of Canadian casserole.

>>7963307
MICHAEL! I know it is you, you dogfucking piece of backstabbing Judas! COME OVER HERE SO I CAN GOUGE YOUR EYEBALLS OUT AND SKULLFUCK YOU!

>>7963310
Wouldn't be the first time I fucked something more dead than alive. YOu. Me.Bangbangboomchikawowow

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>>7963317
I think you've mistaken them for yourself

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>>7963310
A spectacular one? I see! So my calculations were correct after all! I can't wait to witness this spectacular death!

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>>7963320
I... I actually don't know. I never got this far before... What do subordinates do?

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>>7963321
Night four.

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>>7963337
Is this the audition for the new tv version of Jackass? Fuck it, let's go

>Coughs, spits and snorts a couple of times before he is redy for his ''audition''

Hi, I am Johnny Knoxville and this is American Beerdrinking

>Chugchugchug

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>>7963324
W-Wait! That's going abit too far. I'm not ready for marriage yet...
>>7963328
Mistaken myself as my sisters or the creepy people online?
Because I'm neither of those things. If anything I'm a source of great information online!

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>>7963330
You and me both, but it sounds like they take orders I guess? Maybe they're like maids?
>>7963324
>Ahri stares blankly at him for a moment.
Uh... Are.. Are you okay?
>She doesn't let on that a good 25% of his words made no sense to her.

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>>7963337
The Feast!

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>>7963363
Well it was obvious they take orders, I just didn't know what kind.
Now that we have an idea, do maid things.

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>>7963360
We all know you're a insecure girl with a complex, It was actually three Orihara sisters.

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>>7963364
Day five.

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>>7963360
Look, I don't got the entire fucking day and I don't want to turn this into an abusive relationship yet. Unless that's your kink. I won't judge, buddy. Lots of great things come from abuse..Like drugs and alcohol problems and freaks of nature like me!

>>7963363
Baby, I just drank half a liter of mercury and I am all ready to fucking yiff in hell all night long with you, sexy piece of a -

>pukes in a blazing glory of his own lunch, blood and mercury
>fucking dies

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>>7963384
UNEXPECTED ARENA

Most of you do fine.

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>>7963381
>Ahri gasps, then folds her arms across her chest.
What?! Why should I do such things? Why don't you?
>>7963388
Yiff? Wha-- OH MY GOD.
>Just watched a man barf himself to death.
Wha..what..?

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>>7963402
F

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>>7963279
Or more. I would recommend poison.

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>>7963382
I'm not and insecure girl, I'm very secure and masculine thank you. And my god complex has nothing to do with this...
>>7963388
Well sorry to tell you but I'm not that into abuse so you're out of luck.
But I'm still not ready for marriage, give it some time.

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>>7963418
Night five.

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>>7963423
Okay, you got me. Goodbye Izaya

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>>7963428
Day six.

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>>7963439
F

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>>7963337
>>7963428
I wait all this time for a package and you still haven't even shipped it yet?
>>7963416
I'm the leader, I dish out orders. No ones going to take orders from a guy in a maids outfit.
>>7963435
See you around Shinra. Take care.

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>>7963448
Night six.

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>>7963456
>She chortles, bringing a hand to her chin.
I might though...
>Ahri lightly chews on her finger to try and quell her laugh.

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>>7963457
And they couldn't even deliver my package to the right person... Just great.

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>>7963457
And it's all over!

>>7963324
Holy shit this Trevor is great. You're doing god's work man.

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>>7963471
"Weak. Weaksauce."

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>>7963467
Alright then, lets try it.
Lets see if I can command anyone dressed like this.
>>7963481
Hey, follow my orders and beat up that doctor that just left.

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>>7963471
Congratulations Nepgear, you are the new winner of the Express Games!

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>>7963503
And thank you all for playing!

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>>7963497
>Jacket doesn't take well to orders
>Click
"Will that be in cash, check, or credit?"

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>>7963503
Congratulations, ma'am. And thank you for this trial.
>>7963511
Oh, sir. I'd like to apologize for leaving so rudely before.

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>>7963497
>Ahri puts a hand behind her back to jab herself and keep from laughing at the sight.
>She does smile, but it appears supportive, if that's even possible.
I bet you could do anything dressed like that.

>>7963503
Congratulations!
>>7963508
Thank you for the host.

+1

Just letting you guys know I'm here...watching...

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>>7963511
It'll be under my orders seeing as you're a subordinate... This isnt working is it?

>>7963527
Really? Because it doesn't seem to be working in the slightest...

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>>7963503
>>7963508
Even if the spectacular death that I was promised wasn't as wonderful as I expected it to be, I'm still thankful for the opportunity!
After all, it's always entertaining to have a chance to spread destruction!

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>>7963519
>Click
"Did you think about what was asked of you?"

>>7963548
>Jacket slowly cracks his neck and totes his bat
>No it is not

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>>7963503
Congratulations, BN!

>>7963508
No, thank 'you' for hosting.

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>>7963563
Well, even so, it's very improper to simply vanish without an explanation, I owed you at least an apology.

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>>7963563
Well, that's unfortunate... Guess I'll go with cash then.

>tfw want to rp but don't want to jump in a random conversation or greet posts

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>>7963581
What's with you and this Fujo yaoi bait?

>>7963592
You can always kill yourself.

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>>7963548
Maybe you're not asking him the right questions?
>Ahri looks over to the man in the chicken mask, then back to the one in the maid outfit.
On second thought... Maybe don't order him around.

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>>7963592
What's with greet posts?

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>>7963592
You wanna arr pee anon?~
>>7963597
I-I like some of it... That colourful art styles nice.
>>7963601
Oh, now you tell me. Would have been great to know that earlier.

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>>7963481
I'll show you weaksauce

>uses anon magic on the thread which causes every person in the thread to make a greeting post

>>7963592
Man the fuck up and greet post.

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>>7963612
Well I didn't get a good look at him before! I'm sorry Mr. Maid.
>Ahri huffs, the fur of her tails poofing out in annoyance.

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>>7963624
Hello

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>>7963592
"The world will be purged of the weak."

>>7963581
>A gruff man's voice comes out of the tape player
"Three key, hundred dollar bills, one payment."

>>7963569
>And back to the cheery woman's voice
"Appointments can always be rescheduled!"

>>7963624
>

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Hey guys!
Undead tried to rape me again?
Can someone stop him?

>>7963599
Good idea

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>>7963612
Ha. Someone's in the closet.

>>7963592
>Not wanting to greet post
Must suck for you, Anon.

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greeting
Poi

>>7963644
>rapes

>Vampee

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>>7963641
E-even so, that's...you don't care, do you?
>>7963624
Good morning, one and all.

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>>7963624
Good morning everyone. It's a pleasure to meet you.

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>>7963624
Hey dudes how's it hanging?
You wanna go rip some gnarly half-pipes later?

Wait no, that was a little too much effort... Uh...

h-hi...
>>7963634
I'm not Mr. Maid, I'm your commanding officer!
>>7963641
Deal.
>pulls out his wallet and hands him the necessary funds
Don't kill him though, just rough him up a little.
>>7963646
I'm not in the closet. I just enjoy nice art.
>>7963654
>vapes

>Rampee

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>>7963654
NOOOO! STOP IT! YOU PERVERTS AND YOUR /SS/

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>>7963624
I'd much rather wait for one of our games to pop up.

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>>7963624
Hello everyone! Welcome back to the Report of the week food....review.

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>>7963700
>liking art

WHAT A FRUITCAKE!

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>>7963700
Fine. Maid, SIR. Is that better? Besides, you're the one in the maid outfit. You should be listening to me.

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>>7963664
"Assumptions, assumptions."
>We're back to the oddly specific recordings
"How have you been? Swinging those paci-fists hard?"

>>7963700
>Jacket greedily snatches the money and stuffs it into his coat
>Click
"Hotline Miami is not legally responsible for the condition in which your property returns to you."

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

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>>7963712
Hey Reviewbrah can you tell me how this is?

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>>7963727
Are they correct ones...? And I'll have you know I won earlier without lifting a finger!
>>7963764
>What in the fuck ami I looking at

>>7963704
>you'll never be raped by vampy and shinobu

anime is shit

>>7963764
That's fucking disgusting.

>>7963787
3D & /co/ a shit

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>>7963720
I-I'm not gay dude...
>>7963725
See, this is exactly why I didn't want to do this. It undermines my authority. Now my gang members want to dish out orders to me.
>>7963727
Atleast try not to badly hurt him. I kinda do like him abit.

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>>7963795
Explain to me how this is shit

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>>7963796
Who said you were the leader anyway?
>Her eyes glow for a moment as she uses her charm magic.
You should know, I was the one in charge.

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>>7963796
"If you liked him, why would you introduce him to someone like me?"
>And with that, Jacket strides off to crack the doctor's skull

>>7963771
"It wasn't very satisfying, was it."

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>>7963817
>bellybutton piercing

>>7963817
>3dpd

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>>7963843
On the contrary. I feel all too relieved that I didn't need to harm a soul.

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>>7963783
Good. They will never rape. They are pure beautiful beings!

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>>7963817

>>7963817
The proportions seem off and tanlines irk me.

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>>7963829
>Izayas gay stat is too high to currently charm
No, I'm fairly certain I was the leader of this gang. If everyone else in ikebukoro can lead a gang then I can too
>>7963843
God speed chicken man.

>>7963787
Theses fucking normies need to leave

>>7963764
>made with caffeinated cheese
sign me the fuck up

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>>7963867
"Relieved that you didn't have to confront yourself?"
>Jacket shrugs
"Whatever helps you sleep at night."

I wanna have a foursome with Hikki,Izaya,and Ragi.

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>>7963712
IT'S NOT REPORT OF THE WEEK FOOD REVIEW IT'S RUNNING ON EMPTY FOOD REVIEW YOU CUNT SHIT RP 0/10

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>>7963902
>Narrows her eyes.
Tch. Well he wasn't part of your gang anyway, clearly. So why would he listen to you? I'm... pretty sure you just paid him to kill a man, so he did listen to you after all.

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>>7963914
Confront...myself? Pardon me?
...I don't sleep much anyways.

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>>7963917
>>7963845
Pathetic.

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>>7963932
What did I do this time?

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>>7963915
Lewd...
>>7963920
Not kill, just beat. It's alright the guy I sent him to is an old friend from highschool.

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>>7963943
You... KNEW that man?
>Ahri looks in the direction Jacket left.
It's.. been nice talking to you, Maid, Sir. But I think I'm going to resign from this gang. It's just not for me.
>She pats him on the head.

(Actually heading out for a while to. Catch you guys later.)

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>>7963960
No deal, once you're in the only way out is death. I look forward to leading you in the future.

(Probably for the best considering its 3am and I'm supposed to meet someone for breakfast in a few hours)

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>>7963863
>>7963893
>

>>7963845
Most girls have one, nothing special now a days.

>>7963900
She's just a tiny busty shit.

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>>7964027
>Most girls have one
If I'm actually just out of touch and this is the truth then I really cannot wait for the white race to finally die out.

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>>7964054
I mean, just about every white girl I meet has one. It's akin to getting their ears pierced at this point.

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>>7964074
Wtf I want to exterminate whitey now, inshallah.

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>>7964103
Personally, it's just jewelry, do what you do as long as it's not a gauge that I can shove my fist through or put a padlock through.

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>>7964123
personally i find it to be a disgusting thing to do to your body tbqh
vice taxes by number of piercing when

>>7964160
Probably never, simply because it'd be a body modification tax and people wouldn't stand for having their body taxed.

3dpd is just another term for "I'm an ugly son of a bitch and will never get a girlfriend".

Zzz

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>>7964200
3dpd was originally a joke. Its like mai waifu or some shit.

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>saunters into thread
>horks up all over the linoleum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMDTXUO3dYE

Holy shit this thread is terrible

>>7964392
show me one thread on /trash/ that is better

>>7964430
/tlhg/, /erp/, /tup/, /rwby/.

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>>7964446
>/tlhg/

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>>7964446
>tlhg
Be quiet.

>>7964457
/tlhg/ does not have Bolin. Thread is automatically better.

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>>7964446

>>7964466
This.
At least we don't have any pedos in our commu-
>Kamina
Oh wait

>>7964467
I want to bust a nut in that mouth

>>7964475
He's a muslim so he's allowed to be a pedo.

>>7964488
Not in Merica he ain't

>>7964430
>Look through the catalog to find at least one quality,enjoyable thread.

Okay. You won

>>7964505
>A dead HG thread is the most interesting and enjoyable thing to you.
That sucks.

>>7964533
>Having interests that are /trash/ worthy
>Browsing trash for things other than HG

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FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT OF MY HG THREAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>7964580

>>7964580
>pets

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>>7964594
ok
>>7964629
no

Lurkers form up. Despite the 37 UIDs I'll more than likely do a 24 so I'm just checking

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>>7964667

I just passed a kidney stone.

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>>7964667
I'm here.

>>7964678
Hell, isn't it?

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>>7964667
God is always watching and always present.

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>>7964667

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>>7964667
Lilac reporting for duty!

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>>7964667

>>7964683
I seriously wanted to die. This is how cockstuffing must feel.

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>>7964667
I remain.

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>>7964667

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>>7964667

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>>7964667
Sorry, what's going on now?

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I need 24 for another game of "what the hell is being pulled out of the bag today?"

Keep names short

No dupes

Have patience since this is done manually on my end since those sweet tools don't work for me.

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>>7964758
Maria and Harusame

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>>7964667

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>>7964758
Fluorette

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>>7964758
Suz

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>>7964758
Leo

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>>7964758
Sliver Queen

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>>7964758
Amami Rantaro

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>>7964758
Lord Enel

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>>7964758
Ignis Scientia

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>>7964758
Ifrit

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>>7964758
the savior of hg

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>>7964758
Gabriel

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>>7964758
Yuuichi Onodera

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>>7964758
Peter Barakan

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>>7964758
Ahri

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>>7964758
Misuzu Gundou

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>>7964758
Professor James Moriarty

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>>7964758
Sash Lilac

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>>7964758
Nagisa Kaworu

>>7964693
Urinating it out isn't anything really, it's just passing through that nephron is excruciating.
You lived.

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>>7964758
Hassan

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>>7964758
Jasminka

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>>7964758
Mikey

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>>7964758
My wife

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>>7964758
Uriko Nonomura

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>>7964758
Her

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>>7964758
Avenger

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>>7964758
Lord Beerus

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>makes toot noises with mouth

>>7964898
>>7964760
>>7964877
toot

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>>7964898
You can't prove that

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>>7964898
Let's do what we do best!

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>>7964870
>>7964898
Go ahead and give her my spot.

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>>7964898
Is that the starting music? Oh, ok.. Um... If I take Flash and Shield... Or maybe heal instead...

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>>7964898
District 8? I like the sound of it! You don't have to worry about anything, teammate. After all, I'll gladly guide you through the path of evil!

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>>7964898
>>7964926
Please keep him in using the spot of Ignis Scientia.

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>>7964898
>>7964926
No thanks. Deny this.

>>7964898
>>7964910
>>7964877
>>7964828
Let them stay in, take Her out instead.

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>>7964937
If you insist...I don't know why you want to keep me of all people in. Don't I look suspicious?

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>>7964938
>>7964937
Are you going to deny this gentleman as well? That would be extremely rude if you didn't.

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>>7964898
Let's go to school today. I personally hated school, worst years of my life really.

>>7964910
Denied imposter-kun.

>>7964911
Can I

>>7964926
>>7964937
>>7964938
>>7964940
Don't mind doing swaps but damn make sure you got a plan going or something.

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>>7964976
I should probably get rid of these. Chemical burns really hurt after all.

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>>7964976
"I'm going to murder... everyone... with... Kindness."
>Ahri hits enter and smiles.
I really hope that doesn't get taken out of context. That would be awful.

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>>7964976
Make sure to keep that prank away from me, please.

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>>7964976
Aha! This is how you properly avenge something, Jeanne! Oi, don't ignore me!
Oh, she is dead. What a shame! I didn't expect her to die from a single shot!

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>>7964976
True story, people in school honestly I was gonna be that one kid that came in with a gun and shoot everyone because I was so quiet and distant. Truth is I just didn't want to be bothered and play pokemon without interruption.

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>>7964955
I...
>Ignis attempts to give off the impression of him looking at Rantaro.
You look absolutely normal.

>>7964976
It's difficult to come up with a plan with people I've never met before, Hostess.

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>>7965014
I assure you that with every time we take our turn the chances of us pulling the trigger and dying are only 17%. So don't be afraid.