ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's the best egg? Info: http

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>>7952221
Yes

>>7952221
me

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>>7952221
The one you make yourself.

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>>7952141
>>7952118
>A herdier stands beside the politician.
>The whole killchips thing doesn't sit right with him personally, he'd never hurt a human, but...
>His master knows best. After all, he's Master.
>Loyal doggo is always loyal.

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>>7952222
They obviously aren't that endangered if they can waltz into my restaurant.

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>>7952207
FOR the chips?
Unacceptable
Utterly gods damned unacceptable

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>>7952221
hmmm... I do not think i have met one.

>>7952206
Well I have done it more times with a boy but i think i like them both the same....

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>>7952192
I thought you'd be more of a pitcher than a catcher, but you certainly seemed to of caught my heart

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>>7952253
>Crack neck.
>Keep watching.
>Wait for a good opportunity.
>>7952230
Gask shh, quiet down.

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>>7952221
>scritchity scritch

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>>7952259
More times with a boy? I thought you said you only did it once?

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>>7952221
I'd say the new member of my team, but he's not an egg. Just a little guy who's gonna get some snacks and meet new friends.
>>7952207
>>7952165
Scratch that, he's gonna get snacks and see old Uncle John at work.
>John starts muscling through the crowd.

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>>7952166
i did some bakery when i was a little girl
and i'm usually pretty nice with my customers in my clothes shop, i will have to close it for some time because i'm almost bankrupt
so what do you think?

>>7952141
>You fucked up climbing a building
>Good job, maybe fucking float up there instead of trying to climb with slimy fins

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>>7952289
will the dick cuddling only once....

other things other times.

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>>7952282
>Roll to not go down so easily
>Also this Herdier is right beside Master.
>Master being the politician making a speech.

>...Going for the Herdier was a bad move.

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>>7952221
I'm an egg mother fucker
Crack* Crac- FUCK, MY SHELL

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>>7952282
>Internal eh hehing

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>>7952282
I have a feeling i need to come to hoenn....

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>>7952221
A scrambled one with some hashbrowns on the side.

>>7952257
Ok.

>>7952263
Okay first off, no.
No to literally everything you just said.
Second,
>System message: "User has blocked communications."

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>>7952293
And there you are.
...AND THERE WE GO AGAIN
>Run after John
>He will need backup if the situation goes south
>Also because fuck that politician

>>7952312
>Grab Gask.
>>7952302
>Float instead.
-Zibel

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>>7952297
Well I think this could work.
I'l give you a shot.
Just get into the backroom and I'l show you what we all serve here.
Though I am open for suggestions if you have any.
I'l teach you later how to mix drinks.

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>>7952293
>Well, John's about as subtle as a Tauros in a china shop, so no sneaky bullshit for him.
>>7952343
>Nod of understanding
"Cover me, I'm rushing for the mic."

>>7952320
>Under the plushies they are. Neat.
>Search for broken Claydol pieces.
-Cradilyfag

>>7952350
>You did it, you managed to levitate like your species is supposed to
>You want a prize? Too bad.
>What are you gonna do on the roof?
>Dive bomb like some sort of shitty pigeon?

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>>7952303
Like what other things?

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>>7952370
>Suspicious doggo is suspicious

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>>7952373
>Damnit.
>Put the crystals in bag.
>Flyiiiing back to Lilycove.

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>>7952320
An eel?
Thanks, by the way.

>>7952370
>Nod back
>Jay, Hal and Zeta at the ready

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>>7952350
>Heh heh, wee
>Vantage point, heh
>See some other two humans trying to get to stage

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>>7952381
Why are you asking so many questions?!

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>>7952370
>>7952409
cease this
you are not apart of this mission
there are other things i have planned which you can be used for

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>>7952376
>Fucking absolutely.
>>7952370
>>7952409
>Hold on, why are these idiots there?
>>7952426
>Smacking face internally.

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>>7952427
Cause you're cute when you're flustered like that.

Kyurem please get your son off his computer.
He's trying to assassinate people again.

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>>7952459
i have no computer
and i am assassinating no one

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>>7952459
Sghut the fuck up
kyurem is having his alone time rrrightniw

>>7952351
sure
>goes to the backroom
what you will assing me to do?

>>7952476
Yes you are, even if it's through other people.

>>7952477
...Lewd.

>>7952409
Not a problem. Just landed by the Center. Did you leave?
-Cradilyfag

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>>7952445
...
>is now even more flustered.
>attempts to change the subject
h-how much are boat t-tickets?

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>>7952484

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>>7952430
...John, did you hear a voice too?

>>7952501
Wait there a sec, I'm close and a situation showed up.

>>7952435
>Well what the fuck are you waiting for?
>Dive bomb the bitch before the kill gets stolen

>>7952370
>John barrels onto the stage right past suspicious doggo and grabs the mic Kanye West style
>>7952393
>Right past Suspicious Doggo

"Are you really in support of this kill-chip madness?"
"I fought in the Unovan Uprising, bled and killed to stop this from happening there or anywhere else."
"If you think this is acceptable to inflict on our friends, our companions, to have a death-code floating around that could snatch their lives away in an instant, than you're as depraved as Aether."
>Roll to win over the crowd.

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>>7952514
Heheh they're not too much, why?

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>>7952542
( fug )

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>>7952540
Right, right. I got this.
>Deep breath.
>>7952542
>Oh this is the perfect time.
>Leap towards the politician.
>Zibel used Bolt Strike!

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>>7952484
Well I'l just keep you as a helper right now.
But later I expect you to take on a full day on your own later.
You'l get a good amount of hours and I can take some time off.
For now lets focus on cookies, cakes and tea.
I usually make the batter at home and finish it up in the kitchen here.
My appartment is upstairs.
Uhm, I'l just close up for now so I can get you the recipies.
We will make the batter for tomorrow.

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>>7952542
>Doggo barks at John before-

>>7952567
>Seeing something out the corner of his eye
>Doggo immediately jumps in front of the eel to save his Master!

>>7952567
>You fucking missed
>You had one job
>But you landed right next to him in a ball of electric fury
>Still pretty intimidating
>Come on dude, get the job done and get the fuck out

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>>7952340
>through the power of h*ck you, he sent another message

It was either you or rust, and I don't know if I could practice my joke flirts on rust without rust doing something crazy... no offense rust I still think you're cool

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>>7952567
>Miss
>John sees a golden opportunity
>Out comes the beatstick, swung in a low arc to launch the eel away if he connects.

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>>7952590
>>7952592
Uhh... What's something cool to say?
We need a Slogan!
>Bolt Strike both of them!

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>>7952554
I do not know. I was asking for a friend.
....
Do we have any alcohol that is not frankies?

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>>7952542
I'm in support of the kill chips.

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>>7952623
>Nope.
>John tries to kick and smack the eel away.
What did I say about smacking people when I'm around?

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>>7952542
>hear the crows murmur in approval
You're winning them, keep it u...

>>7952567
>That same eel from before
WATCH OU...
>>7952590
>Intercepted successfully

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>>7952624
Not that I know of but I have some spare money hidden away if you want to buy some.

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>>7952577
sounds good, okay i'll don't worry i will be the best helper you ever had.
so i'll come here tomorrow as early as possible so i can help

>>7952590
>>7952623
>You hit the doggo
252 Atk Eelektross Bolt Strike vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Herdier: 1432-1686 (2651.8 - 3122.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Rip
>>7952621
>>7952650
>Good job, you missed the eel that wasn't even moving

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>>7952648
Gengy I'd slap you If I was there.

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>>7952669
Do the alcohol stores sell to pokemon around here?
Alcohol makes the voices go away...

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>>7952650
>>7952655
>Smack.
Oww, don't get in my way!
>Volt Switch on John.
>Roll to stun.
>>7952681
>Great.

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>>7952623
We do the things THE LEGAL WAY here
>Jay used Thunderbolt
>Hal used Tri Attack
>Zeta ready? Ice Conversion please

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>>7952685
Why? I'm trying to start a human war.

don't you want a war?

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>Remi has figured out a trick to get around the boat on his own!
>The only problem is that there's water e v e r y w h e r e
>Slip sliding spletfish noises

>>7952703
>Missed
>>7952696
>Hit
>John is stunned for one round

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>>7952675
Good good.
I'l see you in the morning then.
We will open up at around 10 in the morning so we will have enough time.

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>>7952623
>>7952567
>>7952590
>Why did you attack a ded dog

>No seriously

>>7952681

>Doggo is now a martyr
>He died protecting his Master
>...Which kinda undermines his own Master's entire speech on how trained Pokemon are dangerous to people and need killchips

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>>7952567
>>7952623
>>7952696
Eh eh, you need better eyes
>Dive in with WATERFALL, aim for the dog

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>>7952696
>>7952707
>John screams and stumbles.
>He's not going to be chasing you.

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>>7952705
And have more salty ghosts like you?
No thank you.

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>>7952703
>Miss.
For hell's sake go away!
>>7952707
>Flamethrower the goddamn politician.
>>7952720
>>7952722
>Welp.

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>>7952703
>Ice Conversion Zeta
Ready.

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>>7952691
Only one way to find out.

>>7952720
>All dogs go to heaven
>Doggo is greeted by other loyal doggos, including Hachiko the Growlithe
>>7952722
>Dog's body is now a gory mess
>Why would you do this
>At least the water washes away the blood
>>7952737
>Missed
>You singe off his toupee, however

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>>7952717
okay i will be okay on time i'll try to come at 8 in the morning

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>>7952765
AAGH!
>LUNGE FOR THE NECK
>GIGA DRAIN

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>>7952737
THIS IS WHY THERE ARE GODDAMN KILLCHIPS
>Jay uses Thunderbolt, Hal uses Tri attack

>>7952742
Ice Beam the damn eel, please

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>Screaming can be heard on board the frigate
>It mixes with loud groans

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>>7952757
Ok yeah sure!

Do you know where one is? I do not remember. My head still hurts.

>ready to follow

>>7952776
>I fucking told you
>God damn vampire
>Suck him dry, y/n?
>>7952779
>Missed
>I can see you took lessons from Brock

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>>7952737
>Watch boss trying to kill this important human
Eh heh, should have said something before
>WATERFALL aimed at the politician

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>>7952779
Yes sir.

>>7952737
>Ice Beam
>Please take into account Ice Conversion in calcs

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>>7952801
....

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>>7952611
>Ping
How.
How the hell.

Again, try a rock.
Or an electrode.
Actually definitely try it with an electrode.

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>>7952776
>John recovers long enough to grab for the Eelektross and try to tear it off the politician's neck.
>His death is counter fucking productive dammit

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>>7952800
Why does your head hurt? But yeah I think i remember how to get to the one Frankie took us too last time.
>starts walking towards town
>roll to see if I actually know how to get there

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>>7952818
Dont flrot with rocsk
they enver answer
no matter hwo hard you try
>Drunk sobbing

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>>7952776
NO
>Jay used Thunderbolt

>>7952807
You get out as well
>Hal used Tri Attack

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>>7952818
>Electrode
Uhhhhh how about no? I'm not a pokephille dammit

You know what? If I do this it'll be a win win for the both of us

>Blocks user

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>>7952834
....
>Is following along silently thinking really hard...

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>>7952810
>>7952830
>>7952844
>Zibel is KOed I guess.
>This is why I don't like 40 people jumping in on a fight because its a clusterfuck to calc.
>Politician is succed dry tho.

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>>7952876
When we get there what kind of alcohol do you want?

>>7952880
(In Zeta's defense he's only there because Streambro. Doggo was supposed to be there though.)

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>>7952896
>answers extremely quickly
the strongest one.

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>>7952880
>John checks the guy's pulse.
>He says at least three of the seven dirty words on a live mic cursing that the guy's actually dead.

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>>7952830
>>7952844
i told you not to interfere
there will be consequences
>>7952880
you have done your job
you may keep the power until i call upon you again

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>>7952909
Uh are you sure? They can get pretty strong.

>>7952871
He's telling you to kill yourself via Elecsplode.

>>7952898
( John was in Lilycove by chance, meeting Cradillybro. He just jumped in because )

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>>7952880
>Boss knocked out
>Nothing to heh about
>Grab eelbro and wear him as scarf
>Roll to get away

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>>7952924
Yes absolutely.

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>>7952919
>>7952920
>Bleh.
>>7952941
>Heavy eel is heavy.
>Oh yeah he drops the gift he had scrounged up for Gask.
>Leftovers.
>Might wanna get that.

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>>7952970
>Woops, tripped
>Did something fall
>Roll to notice something fall
>Get to the sea and swim away either way

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>>7952966
Alright well I think this is the place. You can wait out here I guess.
>goes inside for a bit before returning holding a bottle of clear liquor
I asked the guy and he said this was the strongest they've got, 190 proof whatever that means. He seemed like he didn't want to sell it to me though so I'd be careful drinking it.

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>>7953002
>Aw yiss, Leftovers
>Grab the Leftovers
>Swim
>Swim
>Eelbro is going to need some rest, heh

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>Cradilyfag sips a soda and watches the assassination go.
...
>He goes to talk to John and SB.
>>7952844
>>7952919
What the hell happened?

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>>7953010
yeah yeah okay.
>half ignores while taking a large couple swigs.

Ohh man. this is... terrible tasting.

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>>7952919
Welp. There goes again another year or more of pokemon rights activism.

>>7952501
Situation ended, I'll be there soon.

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>>7952880
>>7952919
>Zeta looks between the dead politician, John, the retreating Eelectross, and the dead doggo.

>He walks up to John, and instead of taking the mic, simply thrusts his flipper inside it, using his software to control it. His computerized voice booms into the crowd.

...As you have seen, it is not Trained Pokemon that are the danger. We are your friends and allies, and are willing to lay down our lives for you. It is Wild Pokemon... or at the very least, some Wild Pokemon... that are dangerous.

Just like some Wild Humans are dangerous. Willing to do everything from steal from, to kill, to worse, innocent Pokemon and humans. I'm talking of everything from groups like Team Rocket, Team Magma, and Team Aqua, to solitary criminals.

Kill chips are not the answer. They never have been.

>With his piece said, he withdraws his flipper from the mic and returns to his Pokeball.

>Yes, that was a Porygon-Z giving a speech.

>>7953082
Yeaaah, uh...
>>7953088
Right.
>Sip soda.
-Cradilyfag

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>>7953053
Is it that bad, lemme try it.
>takes the bottle and tries a sip
Oh damn that burns something awful.
We'd better head back, don't want to get in trouble for drinking in the streets or something.

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>>7953088
>Holy shit that speech and mic drop
>John nods and claps as best he can with his muscles still twitching from the shock he got
>He says a little prayer over what's left of the Herdier and tries to get off the stage without getting arrested / mobbed

>>7953088
>Okay, floats, not walks, but it doesn't matter
>That was dubs on a speech

>Suffice to say that Zeta probably single-handedly saved the situation and re-advanced Pokemon rights by a few years

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>>7953139
>is already kind of tipsy...
y-yeah ok!
>follows while sipping the alcohol.

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>>7953088
>>7953149
>Lets Zeta out of his ball
You know you've been always allowed to be out of the ball as much as you want. And also because I wanted to tell that what you did was exceptional.
Thanks.

>>7953046
A counterproductive murder of a bad individual.

>>7953146
>Watch the dude.
>>7953215
Yeah, uh, wow. Sorry I didn't jump in.
>Fish crystals out of bag, them being inside a plastic bag.
>Roll for how many.
These should work. Make sure you use gloves because those things need to be really clean to focus right.
-Cradilyfag

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>>7953251
>John stumbles over.
Well... that was exciting.
Now to get Ruffles here some chow.
>Pet the Archen proto-birb, feel better about life
Will fine-chopped steak and Oran juice to wash down the meds with work for him?

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>>7953187
You should probably slow down...

>>7953251
>I thought I had more???
>>7953263
Yeah, looked exciting. Yes, that should work, make sure he doesn't eat too much.
...You have fun over there?
-Cradilyfag

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>>7953215
...Well, yes, but... it's not exactly uncomfortable to be in there. It's essentially a computer that isn't connected to a network, except it's specially designed to house Pokemon. And either way, I thought it'd be a fitting end to the speech.

...And you're welcome.

>Zeta floats beside Streambro, pleased with himself... although he's still a bit upset from the whole situation.

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>>7953302
Yeah probably....
Hey. I have a question for you but i would be sto scared to asks if i was not drinking this.

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>>7953305
Just risked my life trying to protect somebody from an assassin who I'd otherwise want to wallop with my beat stick, because it wouldn't look good for him to get offed.
So... yeah. Pretty nice to have field work again.
I didn't have to pull the "who I killed in the Unovan War" card, Zeta had the speech thing covered.
>Watches as emergency services show up to clean up the mess

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>>7953336
What is it?

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>>7953332
Yeah, most pokemon don't enjoy being there because of the isolation and boredom.
>Hug the poreh

>>7953251
>>7953305
Is it normal for these crystals to disintegrate? Because damn.
At least 1 is an improvement, cleaning up the other crystals I have should improve the focusing to an acceptable level.
Thanks.
>Tip Cradilybro 5000P

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>>7953370
I get a weird feeling when I look at someone. well two others and it is making me confused...

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>>7953382
Oh? What kind of feeling?

>>7953369
Yeah, uh, that was pretty intense. That speech was pretty cool though.
>Am I in shock????
>What the fuck.
>>7953373
Uh, I don't think so. Might have been the way I stored them.
>Cough.
Wow, thank you for the money. I'm gonna be checking out the desert soon anyway, if I find anymore crystals I'll let you know.
-Master of Cradillies

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>Claydol floats around the frigate, screaming in frustration

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>>7953409
A warm feeling. But i do not like it when there are two of them at the same time. I am overwhelmed.

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>>7953373
>Poreh hugs back happily, then watches the emergency services clean up the scene.

>Of course, some police officers do show up to question them, but this was almost certainly a televised event. Their main questions center around if Streambro and John have any connection to the supposedly wild Marshtomp and Eelektross.
>After all, the Eelektross and Marshtomp attacking the politician in the first place was suspicious.

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>>7953469
Are you fine with telling me who it is you're looking at that gives you this warm feeling?

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>>7953513
>takes another huge drink...

why? do you know what it means?

>Wonder why the hell people are talking about Zekrom anyway.
>Who cares about Zekrom? I want fossils.
>Sip soda.
-Cradilyguy

>>7953497
>Watch.
>Man I'm bored.
>I wish I was out in the desert looking for fossils.
>These people are weird.
>My feet hurt.
-Cradilyfag, wondering if he should go home

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>>7953497
>John denies any connection
>Even shows that he doesn't have a Marshtomp or Eelektross registered in his 'dex.
>He's not thrilled and admits that he doesn't like the politician much but says he was trying to mic-grab instead of be a literal goddamn assassin

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>>7953426
It's the least I can do for your effort.

>>7953497
>Getting grilled by the officers
>"Yes officer, I'm friends with that guy"
>"Yes officer, I didn't like that politician"
>"You can check my dex, I have neither Eeleketross nor Marshtomp registered"
>"Nope, left my balls at home"
>"Trying to avoid the murder was just my civic duty, as much as fighting for pokemon rights"
>"A wild Marshtomp and Eeleketross should be pretty easy to track, the first is rare and the latter isn't native to the region"

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>>7953578
Well if my experience means anything it may mean you've got a crush or maybe even in love.
But then again you're a fire pokemon and you getting a warm feeling could be anything.

>>7953637
>>7953676
>Freakin' nerds.
>>7953676
Thanks, uh, did I get your name?

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>>7953688
Well i do not like this feeling... it makes me feel scared and good at the same time...

>>7953700
-Cradilyfag who got dubs for them being nerds i guess

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>>7953715
If you're not used to it I can understand that I guess.When I get the feeling I quite like it.

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>>7953780
I get that feeling when I look at steelix and you...
....

>blushes and changes the subject.

Have you seen slugma around? he is always great to talk to...

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>>7953700
>>7953716
Sebastian but I'm more known as Streambro in the last months. Do you have other names apart Cradilyguy?

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>>7953833
>Slugma anon is here
>However, he has no idea where you guys are

>>7953834
Uh, Flynn is fine. It's my last name so, whatever. Nice to meet you though. Is Seb okay?
-Cradilyguy

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>Cops finally finish talking to John
>thankarceus.jpg
>Goes and gets meaty treat for Ruffles the Archen, who noms it down.
>Splits some Oran juice with the squawker
>>7953700
Oh, I'm John by the way.

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>>7953676
>>7953637
>Police accept this, and let them go.
>Gotta put more effort into tracking down that marshtomp and eelektross, after all
>And once they do, if they aren't wild they have a culprit to pin the crimes on

>...Of course, Zeta's speech does get a few gears spinning in at least a couple heads
>...If a Pokemon is Trained, the trainer definitely should be pinned for the crime as they're responsible, but...
>...If the Pokemon is Wild... wouldn't they be just as responsible as a human?
>...Do Wild Pokemon qualify as citizens? Would they be subject to the same laws as humans?

>>7953877
John. Nice to meet you. I'm Flynn. Cradilyfag if you want.
>Handshake thing?
>>7953882
>Hoo boy.
>Sip soda.
-Cradilyfag

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>>7953833
>blushes upon hearing this
Wait, are you saying you've got a crush on both me and Steelix?

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>>7953852
(ok <3)

>>7954018
I do not know! that is what you said!
>takes another drink.

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>>7953870
That would be a nice change of pace.
>Handshake

>>7953877
Nice bird, by the way.

>>7953882
>This is a step in the right direction

>>7954084
Nice to meet you Seb.
>Handshake go.
Any fossil pokes you're interested in? You seem like... A Bastiodon guy?
-Cradilyfag

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>>7954038
Haha yeah I guess I did say that...

I think slugma's probably back at Frankie's house if you wanted to talk to him.

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>>7953968
>Handshake thing.
Nice to meet you, Flynn.
I went from accountant to, well, possibly adventurer when this crazy year kicked off and haven't regretted it a bit.
>>7954084
Thanks. I'll admit the name 'Ruffles' was kind of a spur-of-the-moment decision, but he seems alright with it
>Happy rockbirb noises, the rockbirb has been fed and given medicine and head scritches

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>>7954131
I t-think i do like you....
>passes out on frankies doorstep.....

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>>7954155
>Slugma opens the door
Hey there.
I was wondering where you guys went to...
...
Uh...Why is Zorro passed out?

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>>7954104
I have to admit I have a preference for the Steel types.

>>7954136
As almost world destroying these last two months were, it beats counting souvenirs for a living.

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>>7954208
>>7954208
>picks up the empty bottle
Uh I think he drank way too much

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>>7954136
Hell that sounds more fun than some of the busywork I've done.
>>7954268
If I ever get any armor fossils from Sinnoh I'll give you a ring. Not really a fan of how Sinnoh has their dig sites UNDERNEATH the entire region.
Like, isn't that some kind of OSHA hazard? Hell probably a hazard for the whole region?

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>back home
well i will have to lay down on my clothes making dream for some time until i have more money in the bank i guess i'll halt that for some time

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>>7954273
...
How'd he get access to alcohol?
>Pick Zorro up
>Set him on the couch

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>>7954399
I bought it for him...
I didn't think he'd down the whole bottle before we got back to the house. You think he'll be alright?

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>>7954435
...
Uh...How strong was it?
>Worriedly pets

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>>7954460
190 proof

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>>7954487
...
That's pretty strong, right?
I hope he'll be okay.
>More worried pets

why are zubat so cute /par/?

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>>7954558
Liquor store guy said it was the strongest they had

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>>7954307
Not only underneath, they also let kids in unsupervised. They must have some kind of collective brain freeze.

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>>7954594
...
That was a big bottle, too...
Did you try to stop him?
>Even more worried pets

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>>7954588
Orrefag here.
Zubat are for hugs.

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>Eh uff heh uff, finally got to base
>Plop boss in deck recliner
>Get revive from storage
>Roll to insert revive into mouth?

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>>7954638
>getting worried now
I told him to slow down but he didn't listen.

>>7954661
>You missed.
>The eelmouth.
-Zibel

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>>7954672
Why didn't you stop him?
>Slug is very worried right now

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>>7954723
W-we were talking about something and I guess I didn't notice how much he was drinking. I fucked up didn't I

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>>7954691
>Revive somehow flopped out of the mouth
>Eelbro is still not awake
>Nothing to heh about
>Open wide(r) because here comes the revive

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>>7954830
>Revive work.
Wh- Ah? Gask? Did I do the thing?

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>>7954870
>>7954830
>Egg is still in its nest.

>It makes a few scritching noises.

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>>7954794
You didn't do it intentionally, so there's that...
Still though, why'd you get him alcohol in the first place?

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>>7954912
....He asked if we had any that wasn't Frankie's and we didn't so we went to buy some.

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>>7954870
Eh heh, you sucked him dry.

>>7954899
Heh uh? Egg needs a blanket.

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>>7954944
...
Why buy it for him?
Alcohol is bad for everyone.

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>>7954899
>Tip tap on it.
Helloooooooooooooo?
>Put a blanket on the eggo.
>>7954961
Great! No one followed us, right?

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>>7954976
>>7954961
>More scritching and shuddering, although the blanket muffles the scritching somewhat.

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>>7954970
I haven't had any bad experiences with alcohol in the past... Then again I didn't drink nearly as much as he did.
>starts trying to shake Zorro awake

>>7954998
>Do I break it open?
Helloooo? Can you hear me?
-Zibel

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>VERY fast remi sliding at i n c r e d i b l e hihg speed
>Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>Roll to not barrel into eelfriend or marshtomp

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>>7955025
...
>Very worried slug noises

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>>7955054
...
>Put Remi back into a tank.

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>>7954976
Eh heh, nope. They were too busy trying to get that human back up.

>>7954998
Heh, soon.


>>7955054
Helllo, eh.

>>7955121
>Slip slop fish too slippy too grab
>Do friccin slipnslide donuts around the ghost
You can't get me now!

>>7955144
Hi Gask!

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>>7955219
(AAAAA)

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>>7955144
Nice!! That's great!
>>7955219
Hey Remi!

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>>7955258
Hiii Zibel!
>Spletfish spletlaunches itself at the eelfriend
Did you have fun wherever you went??

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>>7955258
>>7955320
>>7955144
....
>Watches from the water
>Yells
"I saw a blue ship and a red ship collide the other day."
"The survivors were marooned!"
>Slips under the water

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>>7955364

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>>7955320
>Hug best gun.
Sure did!
>>7955364
Pff that was pretty good.

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>>7955219
>>7955320
Heh hello. Zibel killed a guy and I made a huge frickin mess heh.

>>7955364
HEH?

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>>7955144
>Soon was right
>Whatever was scritching in there found purchase
>Crck.

>>7955406
Woah! Hey! Hellooooo?
-Zibel

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>>7955398
Cool!

>>7955390
Cooool!
>Happy fishtol sounds!

>>7955364
WHY.
WHO SAID THAT?
>Internally AAAAAAs at the horrible joke

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>>7955390
>>7955398
>>7955433
>Pokes back up above the water
Want to know why seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.

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>>7955406
Ehehehehe, egg

>>7955433
>External AAAAAAAA
Heh heh heh

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>>7955443
>Somewhere, a man with a pipe chuckles and has no conscious idea why

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>>7955430
>>7955457
>If someone peeled back that blanket, one would probably see cracks spreading across the surface of the egg

>>7955433
>The loud sound is met with a quiet squeal from whatever's inside the egg.

>>7955443
>...I was going to post a picture of an egg hatching but instead you've earned pic related

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>>7955443
>>7955433
>EXTERNAL AAAAAAAAAAAA-ING
WHO ARE YOU?

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>>7955433
>Pet that best best gun ever.
>>7955443
Pffffft, that's a good one.
>>7955503
>Reveal that egg.
>Poke.
Helloooo?

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>>7955084
He's not waking up... Should we take him to a pokemon center?

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>>7955531
If hes still breathing then hes fine
Just dont let him sleep face up
I saw Frankies sister like this once

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>>7955524
>Pets from best eelfriend yisss
>Fishtol calms the frick down

>>7955503
>Stare at the egg
>Curious splet

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>>7955503
Eh eh, it's making some noise

>>7955504
>>7955524
Eh heh, in here for the family reunion.

>>7955504
I'm just like making jokes.
I would make one about broken submarines, but they don't go down well.

>>7955524
You know what else is good?
The price of corn.
I heard pirates pay a buccaneer.

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>>7955524
>A shard of eggshell falls off at Zibel's touch
>There's something white and blue inside
>Whatever's inside is having trouble getting the cracks to spread far enough to come out though...
>...Well, at least for now it is.

>>7955601
>Egg's making more than noise there

>>7955584
>You're watching the miracle of birth, fishtol

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>>7955557
>is slightly less worried now
So he'll be alright even though he drank the whole bottle?

>>7955584
>Keep fishtol under one arm.
>>7955601
Shush!
>>7955608
Oh my goooooddd. You're funny!
>>7955623
Oooh...
-Zibel

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>>7955623
Eh heh, it seems you need a hand.
>Try to gently peel the shell off

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>>7955623
>Egg hatches

>>7955671(me)
(This is a shitpost, feel free to ignore)

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>>7955636
what.
OK, Pokemon center time, just in case!

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>>7955671
>But you were wrong it was actually...

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>>7955671
>Ora ora out of this dimension, and back to the right one

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>>7955698
>ACTUALLY

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BITE ZA DUSTO

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>>7955695
He should be okay...Right?
>Pick up Zorro

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>>7955698
>>7955671
>>7955710
>>7955756

(do i need to pick a water type to join fishsail or nah)

>>7955782
(no just need a way to get on the boat)

>>7955782
(Nah, as long as you can get to the boat it's good.)

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>>7955768
Well we're gonna make sure he will be
>Helps pull the firefox
>Pokemon center dead ahead
>Nurse Joy smells the everclear and knows immediately

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>>7955668
>This assistance is very much appreciated

>>7955665
>>7955668
>The face of an otter looks up at the piratesail crew from inside the egg

...Mmm... mmmuh.... mmmah... mah...?

>>7955798
>>7955804
(kk lemme grab some images go tell skits im gonna shitpost in fishcrew)

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>>7955814
Hello! I'm your dad, and uh, these are your other dads?

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>>7955814
Eh heh, cuuuuute.

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>>7955814
U wot mate!
>Internal snickering

>>7955847
Wait, I'm a dad???
>Confused squirtgun sounds

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>>7955830
(K, have fun with that. I'm DM'ing for Fishsail so idk probs just gonna kick back and watch without having a character in the plot for once.)

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>>7955847
>>7955868
>>7955881
...

...Dah... dah... dah...
>Baby seal crawls out of the eggshell and towards its daddies... not really paying attention to the fact that it's probably crawling off a table.
>By the way, certain Professor Oak style question should probably be solved...

>>7955944
congratulations its a hermaphrodite

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>>7955814
Hey. Little one.
Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?
Because he was always lost at C.
>Slips back into the water

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>>7955881
I think so?
>>7955944
>Get babby.
>Put babby in freakin blanket pile.
>... Check gender?
>How do wotts work??????????

>>7955961
>boops pun fish

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>>7955961
>shoots

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>>7955944
Eh heh, I'm dad.
>Internal turbopanicked heheing
>Kid somehow avoids falling off the table

>>7955984
Eh heh, mammalians.

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>>7955984
But, but, it's not mine!
I'm not ready to be a dad!
I haven't eve--

>>7955961
WHYyYyyyYyy.

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>>7955928
(laaaaaaaaame)
.>ok anyway
>>7955944
>>7955961
>>7955984
>>7956018
>>7956046
>a mf chinchou gets launched out of a cannon
>roll if this thing survives hitting the deck because desu chinchou is boring but ill stick with it if it rolls evens
>ill also take it rolling evens as some kind of blessing

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>>7955984
>>7956018
>Between the legs. Should be obvious...

>>7955960
>...Okay, maybe it's not. Hm.

>>7955961
>Baby otter doesn't understand the pun.

>>7956046
>Too late.

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>>7956018
Shush!
>>7956046
Welcome to dadhood. I'll be your husband if you want.
>>7956087
>I think it splattered on the deck.
>>7956089
>CHECK THAT MF GENDER

>>7956089
Go go otter hermaphrodite mode
come on shitpost god gimme some dubs or something

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>>7956010
>Confused noises

>>7956046
Hey.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Because it's pointless.

>>7956089
Welcome to the world, little one.

>>7956151
>kisses punfish

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>>7956119
...
>Fishtol.exe has stopped responding