i play kpop gen thread in attack mode
...
I activate the spell card cosmic call, if i control 1 card with cosmic girl in it's name, i can summon another from my deck
A1 Day 1
summon this *unzips*
makes it even cuter that they are the oldest, the shortest, and have softy, pout lips
my waifu
>>7956175
cards with really disruptive effects like this were lame
>>7956175
is that soobin
soobin has two eyes and is not a jar
somone post rescue rabbit
when is a soobin not a soobin
Rescue cat > rescue rabbit
>>7956247
there's only one soobs
>tfw no Alistair bf to deflower
https://youtu.be/sYDdlA0TfX0
you're supposed to force him into marriage with a woman that hates him
fuck you all
>>7955996
nooo
interesting messages though
hey fuck you too buddy
>spacewalk by shaq twice sana
hmm
yeah fuck me
chinese traps general
if someone wants to post chinese traps that would be nice
not allowed
>>7956627
I only know Japanese traps
I watched just the film
>>7956426
I bet you're one of those "Loghain did nothing wrong" people
>>7956684
what about Thai traps
post white boy traps
not allowed
you can dress up Link as a girl in zelda
so cute, there is going to be a lot of fan art O..O
post korean boy traps
post cute thai traps with braces
you already did
cute swedish traps
how many others got pics of a chinese kpg trap in white calvin klein panties
i hate swedes
where are the traps
>>7956898
nono
>>7956911
>tfw no swedish bf
cute trap
shut up shut up shut up
soobin and famous swedish football player Zlatan Ibrahimovic
>>7956920
who said that
recommend me a game to buy
>>7956961
dungeon keeper 2
>>7956948
https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/tfw%20no%20swedish%20bf/
>>7956961
Don't buy DK2, they turned horny from a misanthropic autist demon into horned chad summoned from dragon balls
(play it though)
wake up depressed
play games, watch their anime/shows/whatever, talk to whatever online friends they have
avoid all people
be awkward when parents come home for work and only leave room for food
be depressed and think about their failed potential
go to sleep known tomorrow will be the exact same since as long as you they remember
>>7956974
i dont remember making these posts, i must have been in some sort of dream like state
>>7957006
You getting paid to document my life? How do I get a cut
>>7957034
the only cut you'll be getting is the one you'll give yourself
>>7957034
Taengoo!
I'll have you know I'm trained to resist hypnosis
>>7956961
Play blackwake with me
1497
>>7957034
going to cum on this
>>7957099
no you're not
>>7957129
I promise you, I will
one way to have your eggs
scrambled is the best way to have eggs
think i'm gonna change my sheets and pillow cases and have an extra early sleep
Eggs are disgusting in every form
that's false
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeFYJdW3xDg
Loghain did nothing wrong. Calen was retarded and Alistair was an annoying cunt
eggs are delicious, nutritious, versatile and easy to make
everyone say how you like your eggs
over-medium
deviled
oh i like when u cut a hole in the bread and then cook the egg in that
thats good
>>7957347
I've never cooked my own eggs so I don't know
oh that's called "egg in a basket"
never had it myself though
>>7957409
haven't you had them cooked for you though? like a restaurant always asks how you want them
>tfw Gfriend is now woke and are supporting the second amendment
1497
my grandma calls it cowboy toast
>>7957316
No yes NONONONONO
>>7957441
sorry but I hated him a lot kek
>>7957316
can I get this in english?
you bros should play blackwoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q1YflCkZWg
1498
>>7957454
talking about a video game from nearly a decade ago lol
better video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb9TCuikf_I
1499
I only play either autistic games like modded Minecraft and Factorio or competitive games like Dota and CSGO
that game looks like neither and quite boring too
BlackWake sounds like it should be a simulator where you play as a police officer during a BLM riot
>>7957507
does it have to be an autism game?
>>7957507
let's play EVE online
>>7957453
I forgive you but only because you posted a cute Yijeongie
play starcraft it's free
post good final boss music
KILL YOURSELF JACKSON thanks
>>7957561
as if there are other kinds of yijeongies
also wow i'm impressed you see the hand-pistols all the time but Jisoo really taking it up a notch with the hand-rifle
>>7957316
He took advantage of an awestruck nerd in the interest of nationalism, and that's somewhat excusable. He outright works against you when everything's going to shit though and that's when you realise he's just a sad cunt trying to relive his glory days
>>7957347
Eggs are nice just about every way. Prefer them yolky though, enough to leak when you grip the sandwich but not enough to pour down you while you eat. Good boiled eggs are nice too but mine are always shit
>>7957555
my problem with EVE is that you can't skill up faster than anyone else even if you play 12 hours more than everyone else everyday because how it works, otherwise it's a compelling game
>>7957567
broodwar? I tried to find a game on iccup a few weeks back after watching the jaedong vs flash series in that tourny but it was pretty dead
I keep fapping to tributes and feeling really ashamed of it afterward
>>7957660
obligatory play dark souls
i need a C O M F Y game
>>7957655
>that's when you realise he's just a sad cunt trying to relive his glory days
are you talking about before or after he's on your team? because i found him to be pretty cool once he's on your side. i could be remember things wrong though
the secret recipe to perfect boiled egg is:
put in pot of water, bring to boil and let it boil for 3 minutes.
then take off heat, cover the pot, and let it sit for 12 minutes.
>>7957660
play dark souls
2
hi ken friend
i will eat any and all types of eggs, but soft boiled is the best.
>>7957688
dark souls 1 and 2 are my two favorite adventure games after ocarina, can't play 3 because my computer can't handle it :(
I'm not really looking for a game to play tho...
>>7957761
Eat my cummies
>>7957701
blackwoke is pretty comfy
1500
>>7957660
both games don't use iccup sign up for shield battery
hi binniesboy whats your favorite eggs?
>>7957706
Before, I've honestly never had him on my team. Alistair a shit outside of morrigan interactions but I'd never trade him for loghain
i'll try your boiled eggs (nohomo) and get back to you
man eggs
its hard to suggest a 'comfy' game because everyone thinks different things are comfy, souls is comfy to me but obviously not to everyone, jrpg ares comfy to me but theyre often 50+ hour games you need to be able to get immersed in or you'll lose interest.
stardew valley is probably the quintessential comfy game that has been recently released but who hasnt played that at this point.
grow home is worth checking out because its really cute but dont expect to much.
http://vsrecommendedgames.wikia.com/wiki//v/%27s_Recommended_Games_Wiki just use that if you really need a game.
>>7957783
I'm not familiar with that kind of eggs.
Video games are stupid
well sounds like you missed an important part of the game which is learning that Loghain isn't so bad after all
i couldn't wait to get rid of alistair desu so i traded him just out of principle of hating him.
i used to not make good boiled eggs either until i found that technique and it works for me every time so good luck~
>>7957838
Bully is a really comfy game to me. it's old but if anyone hasn't played it they should
>>7957701
adventure games are comfy
maybe something like the longest journey or gabriel knight...
there was supposed to be a post with that, but I'll just paraphrase it as play X2
>>7957838
choaboy?? immersion??? STARDEW VALLEY?????
>>7957861
You will be soon
rong
any game u can play on a handheld is most comfy because u can play it in bed
rongggg
>>7957900
there's plenty of games that im immersed in but i'll stay minmax through them lol.
>>7957905
Hyung...
zelda breath of the wild is the comfiest game I have ever played seriously I can't stop playing it
walking around mountains, finding secrets and >>7957912 playing in bed
not on a tv though because then the controller stops working TT
watching others play games on twitch is more comfy than actually playing games
I hate "gamers" and video game culture, as well as people who play video games in general
Oblivion is probably the most comfy game I've played
no one cares what you hate
mår inge bra
tanner, make me cum
video game players, kys
reading is the comfy redpill, but video games are pretty good too
>>7957965
fuck off you normie
any permanently glitching night-eye onto your character man in
I wish I still had the patience to read
>>7957993
tanner is pure
>>7957965
i really think i prefer even yozoh's posts over yours at this point
just read 5 pages a day. eventually when the book gets interesting you will naturally want to read more.
if that doesn't work then pick better books
sunnyside up with soy sauce
don't be rude to jackson...
i dont know how i like my eggs best..
theyre always good unless theyre overcooked rubber
:(
gamer pogrom when
wowza that is one HIGH QUALITY choa you got there
fried eggs best
I tried to get back into it by reading some really short books like From the Earth to the Moon and Alice in Wonderland, and I enjoyed them, but I still just end back up playing video games.
hmm never had soy sauce on my eggs
sounds salty
I should buy a plainticket and dissapear
what's a plain ticket
>>7958181
Stephen King is kind of pleb I guess but his books are always a really fun read, would rec
a ticket with a description of your personality on it
*plane
hit the road jack
my dog is having surgery tomorrow and im worried
kpop for this feel?
sorry to hear that. if it helps you at all the book that got me back into reading was Battle Royale. It's a trashy action book.
>>7958264
This is accurate as well. I've just read the first two Dark Tower books and I'm going to start the third one tomorrow.
>>7958312
give your dog a hug from me
it's yummy, i liked boiled eggs as well
https://youtu.be/QiT40Ce04Bo
god bless goodnight
>>7958264
>>7958313
Maybe ill check our ancient closet full of old books for some Steven King.
I'm gonna go to bed early tho night
just read books on topics that interest you or involve your hobbies, and if you don't have anything that could translate to reading about, find something
>>7958392
my hobbies are kfapping, recc me a book
get a new hobby
>>7958382
sweet dreams
Morgonen är ung och luften tung
Själen tom
in response i use senseis divining top
should i stream blackwoke?
its pretty comfy
1501
>>7958390
Goodnight~
>>7958382
kill yourself
I'm a chad ask me anything
>>7958485
should i stream blackwoke?
1502
and with the mic on?
Beat me into a coma
>>7958501
is that some kind of nerd shit?
Chronic pain
alright bros
Streaming blackwoke
https://www.twitch. v/kamatarihoi
Josip Broz...
I can't sleep, I dont want to eat, no will to live
Draža Mihailović..
Aaaaaaaaaa
Alberto Balsam in my mouth...
give me kwife or give me death
ken friend?
I look like a ken doll
tfw no qt liara t'soni gf
Дми́тpий Meдвéдeв is a manlet
>>7958264
I liked the one where the main character watched his chad friend get eaten by an unknown oil monster, got off with the guy's gf then literally kicked her off the raft when she got caught grabbed through the cracks in the planks
I came to cute girls with dicks
girls dont have dicks
I'm a girl and I have a dick
My girly dick was really hard even after I came
cute!
you bros should get blackwoke
1504
be a pirate
post your girly dick
>>7958798
I don't think I read that one..
what's up guys
>>7959127
wazzaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
1505
>>7959076
me on the left
dick looks a little masculine to me desu
where do you get underwear like that
>>7959311
http://www.txm.co.jp/index.php?dispatch=categories.view&category_id=10&sl=EN&page=3
someone should take away binnieboy's camera
i dont want binniegirl to see these pics
1506
>>7959311
avert your eyes, biniegirl
wanna see my fat dick binnieboy
>>7959093
Only know of it from this, decent read though
wtf i can't read japanese
sure why not
sorry i have a gf so i can't post it
I'm going to marry Bienniegirl one day, she is one of the purest posters here
1507
no you won't i'm married already
>>7959527
I'm not talking about you binniebum
1508
i'm going to marry binnie
can anyone read japanese
I love Bienniegirl.
1509
tfw u wake up with semen taste in ur mouth
don't post that kind of SHIT next to my wife
>>7959822
this is definitely a semen demon
morning love
tfw you rape jacksons mouth and drop a fat load in him while he's asleep
how does that feel ive never fucked a guys mouth
feelsgoodman
i want to lick a cummy button
isn't that just a prostate
taeyeon's cummy bottom
stop that
taeyeon cummy kiss
not putting up with this
calling up the LADS next time someone lewds taeyeon
that's what i fucking thought
taeyeon lewd time
i just came. kpop for this feel?
>>7960775
any taeyeon song
>>7960560
>>7960785
bland/boring
fuck you
manu~
https://youtu.be/rs6Y4kZ8qtw
>>7960560
she's just really bad at washing dishes, soap gets everywhere
any back from lifting sick cunt in
going gym in a bit
i'm eating peanut butter out of a jar at 3am that's like working out in reverse
are deadlift farts normal
nah
man shud see the doc about that ting
>tfw about to play berseria for 13 hours straight again
what a life
>>7961056
no
cum
>>7961146
are you the momo poster from /poeg/
>>7961407
I did post momo there sometimes..yes..
>>7961146
i didnt know you were a weeblord
like his momo arisen didn't clue you in
tfw lonely
>>7961579
wanna cum together?
only if we cuddle after
is anyone here or is it deadthread
hello im here
Off for sleepies so it's gonna be a deader thread
i gotta sleep soon too though
heyhihallo
looks like we're all sleepy
yep its late~
i took a nap earlier though so i hope i can fall asleep...
rip
lewdposting with xy is strictly forbidden
>tfw binniegirl jerks you off
1510
>>7962609
have you tried playing as other characters yet it looks like you have eleanor already shes my favorite to control with her huge sweeps and long range options
>>7963290
ye I've tried everyone but her and eizen are my favorite to control apart from velvet, eleanor might be my fav character desu shes qt, im also using magilou as my 4th main party but dont like using her at all, I just make her spam spirit drop lol
>going on a mass crusade for binniegirl
1511
yeah, playing as the casters is sort of unfun but they're nice to have around
I thought I was going to hate magilou and think laphi was too boring but im seriously liking all the characters, I havent felt this way about a video game since I was a teenager it's so charming
>Poppin pills with Binniegirl
1512
you mean binniefaggot?
>>7963566
No, I mean binniegirl
1513
who's binniegirl?
>>7963472
make me cum you retard
>>7963600
A poster that posts here with Binnie. I think she works on Oh My Miracle.
I wish binniefag would stop Binnie
1514
I FUCKING HATE THIS MEME
shook?
Blackpink is the best
daily reminder to eat/drink ur semen
binnieboy > binniegirl
>>7963742
Drink mine
um, isn't binniegirl just when binnieboy jokes about not being gay for liking boys...
>>7963767
ur loss
uh oh...
now i'm on these hours..
cum hours?
no
>>7963659
and how do you know it's not binniefaggot?
Lewd posting with xuan yi is not allowed!!!!
yozoh likes binnieboy...
is cum lewd tho?
why is taeyeon such a cumslut
Yes so please stop
>>7963472
word they're all qts (cept rokurou)
whomst else has played Devil Survivor? I started two days ago and I haven't been this engrossed by an RPG in a long time
today's feeling pretty comfy so far dbh
>>7964427
make me cum
ive never played a bad smt game
>>7964427
maybe try killing yourself you fucking waste of oxygen
>>7964478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9o4-9Fgsgc
>>7964478
Risen was pretty comfy
>tfw no Momoposter bf to hold my love handles as I deadlift
T-To activate my obliques more..
shut up jackson
Don't call me jackson
call me cum
it's not a bad game. i like the voice acting, makes the characters feel very real
>posting a gaypop as soon as you see another gaypop
I see what you're up to
wonwoo was here first silly
Jjong's been here since 2008 tyvm
need help writing my CV, can someone post theirs please
obviously minus the doxxing information
>>7965037
Annyeong my name is anon I've been a neet for my whole life and I like kfapping, pls hire me
Isn't it weird how truly awful people can be
>>7965055
it's like you want me to be neet the rest of my life
seriously though how do you make yourself look good on a cv if you're a neet
had another kdream
>>7965227
voluntary work
Why can't I have her dammit nothing about me is impressive and this foul insomnia makes me a stiff tense apathetic person
yeah, i'm stiff too
why do all of the character i like have to die in me3..
me3 fucked over the me2 characters hard
>>7965312
Those are some strange earrings
>>7961713
>bangminah.com
oh I would hahaha
>>7965546
HAHA SO CLEVER
HAHAHA
it's common knowledge that me2>>>>>>me3
what about banging minah poster
he thinks youre disgusting
tfw your turkey rashers are only 85% turkey
would anyone actually care if franz just died in a car crash?
same
i'd go into mourning for at least a day desu
1-9 drink
0 stay sober
he made me cum once so i would be sad for like an hour or two
dubs mean you roll again
>>7965734
what the heck
no that just means I've got tomorrow covered too
roll again you alcoholic fuck
I love franzu don't be mean to him
fine cunt
1-9 drink
0 stay sober
i can't even watch a movie without checking kpg anymore anymore
>>7965786
dubs franz has to kill himself
>>7965792
make me cum
>going to kpg
for what purpose
franz is a snake
Leave my bf alone please he's not going to kill himself
>>7965799
yes please
>>7965802
ok lets cum together
>>7965810
sssSSSsssSs
>>7965799
bye franz
Franzu is NOT going to kill himself, you hear me you fucks?
whats a good excuse to tell a potential employer that i cant start until monday?
good, because i want to kill him
Tali best waifu
Legion best bro
"I think we're going to need a bigger gun" best line
bioware a shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=987tiYAOuRo
love yourself
>>7965854
it wouldn't be that hard to find me desu..
>>7965852
van's getting repaired/you're waiting for job relevant papers to come through
gonna rp as umji in DoD:S
tali a shit but legion is the best character in the series
fuck packaging
been trying to get into this for the last 15 minutes
how do you know if you're good at erping
This midterm is gonna be rough
I'm going to buy a nintedo switch tonight
killing yourself would be more productive
word
>>7965898
decent but not relevant in this case
anything else?
close relative in the hospital and you need to be by their side
You're on parole and monday's when the ankle bracelet gets removed
ok i was thinking funeral for relative out of state so i guess ill use one of these
>>7966155
that one isnt bad
why do you hate me
>>7965888
omg I never noticed this sweater is a little see-\ through omg nooooo
>>7966261
-_-
>>7966275
j/k i can't fap to her downie looking face
>>7966287
good
loser
chosen one
>fed mf
>team fights without me
>we lose
Why tho
god morgon
you should ping more
>>7966345
>playing mobas in 2017
>playing inferior mobas in 2017
>>7966434
@binniegirl good morning
>playing mobas in 2017
Why do people say "good morning" and "good night"
Who cares
any too bad at video games and lacking in confidence to play anything but singleplayer games man in
>>7966493
autists
any adhd man without the patience to play single player games man in
>>7966463
Stay away from my girl
1515
>>7966544
yes desu
i dont have the attention span for singplayer games
hi
>>7966506
I'm the blight of every team I've been placed on but it's still fun to play, just do it
>>7966588
Let's play Blackwake, Binniegirl.
1516
Once I get home
Is it free does it require comms
uhh no thanks
drinking atm lads
Binnie is hideous
nah
>giving Binnie Girl the Diamond ring
1517
Same
*sips shandy*
binnie is an adorable dumpling
bottom of the scoreboard is the most fun place to talk shit from desu
Her long neck and small round face are simply grotesque
i dont understand yozohs schtick of pretending boy posters are girls and hitting on them
He wants attention
you're just jealous of her small face and long neck
but nobody even gives him any? it's not like it's funny or anything.
>>7966750
Binniegirl and Binniefag are two different people
1518
Well neither is anything else he does, but he still does it
pretending to be retarded is yozoh's favorite game
>pretending
fucking oxymoron idiots
Its okay if you guys don't believe me
1519.
The last thing we need is beta orbiters
binniegirl show me your dick
i agree, feel free to leave
does yozoh support the gays
he is one
yeah but only european ones from the 80s instead of qt ktwinks for some reason
he reminds me of that guy who ate bugs with the giant milo poster behind him
>taking Binniegirl out to lunch
1520
>fucking binniegirl on the first date
1521
real reading hours
post what you're reading rn
im reading "The Serbs: History, Myth and the Destruction of Yugoslavia" and "Nixon and Kissinger"
i'm reading this thread
i'm reading some book about a vice district in progressive era new orleans
>lifting up Binniegirl while she wraps her legs around you
1521
whats the name of it
>>7967000
You're actually giving me erections please discontinue
fucking BINNIE
gross
>>7967000
stop gay erping in the thread
>>7965620
I would
no homo
so much sediment in this orange juice, chewing it as much i'm drinking
nice, full pulp oj
trash kpg book club was a failure
Kys oj
live oj, live
you can't fuck me on the first date
playing with binnieboys dick under the table at our first date
fresh cut ~_~
Binnieboy I want to kiss your back and neck with arms around you and my dick in your butt
*sleeps in a cute and smol manner*
Waifu acquired
looks like a thai ladyboy
bunch of pathetic faggots
And she can sing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAobAFsWTy8
>>7967433
Lies
im just one of those things
i only like oj and that suga poster
rest of you guys can choke
>>7967448
wish she had a cute dick..
word except the flirty shineeposter seems like a qt too
i'd suck it if she did
no homo obvs
would you let her dom you
i would
any bloodshot eyes after 13 hours of vidya man in
any permanently bloodshot eyes man in
>>7967589
sexy momo
>>7967589
go to sleep wtf
any1 want to erp
post your erp resumé and we'll see
>>7967854
basically everyone.
>>7967875
abckpop...
why dont you guys just jerk off instead of erping i dont get it
the better question is, why do erp with people when you know what they look like
because what the other person looks like doesn't matter at all?
>>7967930
what does that mean?
>>7967502
I'm mean to a couple individuals here desu
why don't you guys just erp instead of jerking off i don't get it