Night in the woods /nitw/ general: No straights allowed edition

xth for Mae and Bea are THE BEST FUCKING COUPLE

>>7954968
>No straights allowed edition
Guess bae is ded

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>>7954992
Yea.

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>>7954993
Was there a guy making a headcanon for Bea?

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Jackiefags on suicide watch

>>7955008
Some autist who should leave, yeah

>>7954992
>COUPLE
More like friends who had like one awkward kiss because they wanted to experiment and mae never could let go because unlike bae she never were forced to grow up

>>7955009
What does it say? I can't read tumblrshit

>>7955026
Unfortunately, some people over looked at it.

Also, yes. It is a cringy headcanon. And I want to have a lot of fun with it.

>be poorfag
>buy game on steam
>cant even play it at a stable framerate at something like 300x400 resolution
>now waiting for refund
with as far as i got it looks like the devs were trying way too hard to make a habits thread vidya game. gregg is cute though.

>>7955044
Jackie is a is a MtF trans

Good that you remembered to put /nitwg/

But also make sure to put in the title so it's easier to search for! Otherwise all the trash animals will get lost.

>>7955044
Tumblrina 1:Are there any trannies in the game.
Tumblrina 2: Yeah totally, we just forgot to write in the dialogue for jackie about her(him) being one. Be ready to dish out dosh for DLC where we add that line.

>>7955061
Huh weird, what are your specs anon???
The game runs super well on my Acer laptop.

>>7955061
>potato

>>7955063
I'm d umb what is mtf trans? was a dude but had an operation to get fake tits installed and cut off his dick ? or is that something else?

>>7955004
This looks like signirsol.
Is that some motherfucking booty king signirsol?

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>>7955098
What do you think?

>>7955096
Yeah a dude who chopped his dick off because the grass is greener and other stupid delusions.

>>7955096
MTF is the term for Male To Female. Its not known how much they have transitioned [the game sprites dont show much], but if they were they could either grow breasts through the usual hormone therapy or have gotten breast implants.

And its not exactly cutting off the dick. But in a way yes.

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I WANT TO CUM INSIDE JACKIE WHILE SHE CALLS ME A STUPID WHITE MALE BUT SHE STILL ENJOYS IT !

>>7955108
that's noncanon tumblr shit anyway

>>7955053
>Here's my head cringy head cannon [secret words] Or some lore I made up for Bea [/secret words] Bea used to have two moms. One is a lesbian, and the other mom was bisexual.
>The two moms live in a neighborhood called 'Who gives a eff!', a place were lgbt neighbors lives and Bea's birth place. They were happy to have a Bea as their child and willing to take care of her.
>Unfortunately, there's always a downside. Bea's bisexual mother only marry her lesbian mother was due to peer pressure around her neighborhood, otherwise, she will be call out 'not queer enough'
>Years went by and Bea was a 11 years old, Bea was just exploring her two mother's room.
>As she look under the bed for exploring, she found a 'intresting' magazine of strong muscular males.
>Her bi mother walked in and snatch that magazine away from her eyes
>She was scolded and sent into her room
>Bea stayed in her room and can't helped but remember all those buff males from the magazines
>Night strikes and her lesbi mom is out for work tonight
>Bea cane to his bi mom and tell her how she can't help think of males and how women doesn't turn her on
>her mother was disappointed and tell her that she was straight
>It was pride day and everyone was celebrating their sexual orientation

>>7955105
Fuck if I know, its just off by a slight could just be some fuck who got really close imitating his style.

It happens.

>>7955134
FUCK OFF ALREADY

>>7955120
>word of god
>noncanon

I bet you're that guy who was saying Bea being straight is noncanon too

>>7955149
Stick the penos in the croc vagoo

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>>7955138
Does it matter?

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>>7955009
>future Jackie DLC patch

>>7955159
Bea is straight on canon yea.

Doesn't mean we can't do non-canon.

MY HOT EDGY AU: Bea is gay. The entire game is the same but shes gay. Fuck you I want gatorpuss.

>>7955165
Good to know.

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>>7955184
>>7955159
BEA IS STRAIGHT*. IT IS CANON.


*Author's note: gay for Mae only.

>>7954968
Eww, hyper gay furries.
GO back to /vg/ or /tumblr/.

>>7955149
Never
>As Bea got out and got her straight flag, she heads out and started marching
>She thought she was doing fine with a crowd only to realize everyone is staring at her
>Bea felt uncomfortable about this situations
>her bi and gay mother rush in and yanked her out of the crowd
>Bea's bi and gay mother were upset for pulling a stunt and exposing her sexual orientation
>Night falls Bea's moms can here them shouting at each other
>They kept her in the house until one week
>When they brought her back to school and hope nothing bad ever happens
>Something bad happens to Bea
>Every student beat her up for 'insulting' them
>The mothers were shocked
>The bi mom said they should leave the town and find a better place for their children
>But her gay wife refuse and told her that their staying her
>Later that night, Bea's parents were shouting each other
>For months, her bi mom couldn't handle it and decides to move out and take her daughter with her
>At midnight, the bi mom quietly took her awoken, yet sleepy, daughter
>As the bi mom get's the car running and leaving her driveway, her wife came out of the front
>Seeing her wife immediately floor the eff out of their
>As they move out and live in a place called 'Possum springs'
>The bi mom found a lover, whom she ACTUALLY loves, that is male
>Ads Bea was settled in her new place, she decides to make some friends
>Enter Mae
>Enter band
>The bi mom thought she gotten away with it
>But she was wrong
>Unfortunately, her wife remembers their car plate numbers and letters
>Later that night, when Mae was in college and her dad went to work late at night, Bea went for a walk in the night
>Why?
>Because she's going through for changes after all that trouble she went through
>Also, THE EDGE!!!!!!!1!
>As the gay mom found her ex-wive's home she somehow sneaks inside the house and explore
>She didn't found her daughter in her room
>But she did found her ex-wife
>As the gay wife stare at her sleepy ex (cont.)

>Bea straight
>Mae bi
There's a tragic/hilarious story in there somewhere just waiting to be written.

>>7955211
>>7955134
On a serious note, can we try to keep this general from devolving into literally Undertale?

Anon only you can keep this place a nice haven for game discussion and not...this. Please.

>>7955184
Yeah I barely give a shit about the characters, I just wanna see a vaguely shadowy dick fucking the gator so I have enough reference to self insert and fuck muh waifu for a quick fap.

>>7955009
Can't find anything on the wiki, who is Jackie?

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Brought up the bombshell bear last thread.
Excuse the handwriting.

I had a straight friend that did gay shit with one of her friends.
She's still straight btw.

Bea could get into some fun shit with Mae, they just would never date

>>7955244
This game is more tumblr than undertale, it's unavoidable.

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>>7955009
Which one was Jackie again

>>7955264
The ANTIFA deer w/ glasses Bea was talking to at both of the parties you go to

>>7955264
A cum slut sjw elk that needs to get her butthole pounded ASAP

>>7955244
>game discussion
Thing is, like undertale theres really, really nothing you can talk about other than how much you wanna fuck that or this character.

Also to draw parallel to undertale, this whole thing will thankfully die quickly as we dont even have something for the obsessive pedophiles.

>>7955211
>Filling her eyes with rage
>Bea comes back to her front door house after her midnight walk
>Then Bea notice a person in a thick coat carrying a strange bag on the person's back
>Bea hide behind her trash bins and watched the strange person leaving
>As the person leaves her eye sight Bea quickly get inside the house
>She decided to check on her mom to see if she's alright
>It wasn't alright
>Mae screamed
>This morning, Cops were searching around the house looking for evidence, while Bea's dad comforts her
>A female chubby black cat cop opens their front door with a look on her eyes that says 'you have failed your duty, officer'
>"I am sorry to say this, but, we have some bad news...
>The cops bring out a big bag
>A bag that Bea somehow recognize
>But this time the bag has red stains
>Red stains
>Red stains
>>After a realization, Bea's eyes starts to cascade
>Weeks past by, Bea stare down at her bi mother's grave
>Remember her good times with her mother
>Then it all went away when that 'person' came along took something she loves
>"You ok, miss?"
>Bea looked at the cop
>It was the same cop that discover her mother's body
>"Uh... yes. Just visiting my mom"
>Bea says
>After a few small talks about her mother, The black cat cop ends their conversation with this
>"You know, if I were that person, I wouldn't DARE to go the forest, especially at night"
>"Ever"
>The cop left Bea, leaving her confuse

>>7955311
kill yourself autist

>>7955323
Or what?

>>7955311
Yep. This is my cringy head canon. If you read without cringy. Congratulations. You get Bea's virgin pussy

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>>7955337
Real head cannon autist here.

>>7955337
Kill yourself

>>7955346
>>7955353
Or what?

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>thread already shitting itself
Thank the green text faggot

Who's COCK do I have to suck for more Jackie porn around here. Whip it out, no homo

>>7955387
Well how much cash do you have, its common knowledge artists are whores and will draw anything as long as furries got cash.

>>7955387
Jackie's, fag

>>7955404
Why aren't there any comissions for this? this game needs more exposure so furries bring out the autism bucks.

>>7955405
I fucking will

>>7955291
>ANTIFA
Okay, I have this game in my cart on Steam, but how political is this game? Not looking to start shit, I'm just not in the mood for politics and don't want to regret my purchase.

>>7955449
>Why aren't there any comissions for this?
yeah its actually really strange.

Guess we are the odd ones, even for furries.

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>posting in a dead thread
I am the best poster here.
anyway here's some rat for >>7955091

>>7955486
a few times the protagonists spout some shit about how capitalism sucks and socialism rules and Mae hates the cops. There is also a party you go to at one point where a transgender deer shouts about ANTIFA and how it's everyones duty to beat nazis etc trendy millenial shit

the SJW dev responsible says that although he believes in it, its primarily intended to be in character because they're a bunch of angsty 20 year old rebels, though he says that anti-capitalist bitching throughout the game (everyone complaining about their bosses and the concept of bosses in general, wanting universal basic income, etc) IS supposed to be some sort of moral

>>7955244
God no, I dont beleive in crime of association but have you seen the faggots that enjoy the game, pretentious fucking cunts and lesbos.

Unlike undertale where the autists could do some shit AU at least, this game literally just got the porn going for it in the long run.

>>7955566
Thanks, I'll give it shot then.

I bet a dick in Jackie's mouth would shut her up from all her silly sjw ramblings

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Bea says good night to /Nitw/! And don't let that stupid story anon get to you!

>>7955251

i kinda wanna see that too.

>>7955215

mae is less bi and more 'not really mentally healthy enough to even approach romance enough to consider gender'

>>7955300

i really wanna fuck this and that character.

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>>7955711
Shh... she's sleeping...

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Oh yeah, forgot to reshill...


Introducing... A little story in which Bea exposes both her body to someone else, and a little secret she hadn't quite known about herself in the process.

http://pastebin.com/MP68AGH6

Remember to shill a new thread at either 250 images or page 10 like the rest of the /Trash/ generals.

I like you guys. I don't want to see you BTFO for sticking out.

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>>7955813
WAKE UP, STRAIGHT LOVER!!!!

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>>7955813
BEEP BEEEP BEEEP

Well, a new Weird Autumn cover came up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doyODHwluaY

>>7955924
>>7956020
You are in vain, she is deep asleep dreaming of hunks and chads giving her the D and giving her a stable economy and not being the only one having to take care of her dad.

Also hand holding, its a very, very wet dream.

I hope we get some DLC at some point for the game. Or a continuation in bits. Surely those sales must have helped!

>>7956101
Straight, sure, but I don't take her for the kind to really dig hunks and chads. Unless she likes them in the same way all straight guys can appreciate hot models even if they aren't their type. Something nice to look at, but not something to pursue.

>>7956106
in the same journal as the Jackie trans shit, the writer mentioned the possibility of content additions

he also said its possible that we'll see the protag's lives after NitW on his blog thing too but that could easily be in comic form rather than DLC

at the very least, we're not talking Toby Fox-style abandonment

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This game's artstyle looks oddly familiar.

>>7956168
Toby had to do it because the community turned into such extreme cancer, even if he was a lazy cunt they really did it for him.

>>7956159

Yea, Bea's got too much substance and gone through too much to dilly around with just base dudes.

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>>7956176
Does it?

>>7956195
I don't think he's totally abandoned it, I mean he did release the artbook in December.

>>7956195
>artist bails on his uber successful creation and entire fanbase because his intended audience went fucking wild with it

so he's not just lazy but a chickenshit, gotcha

>>7956212
I feel like she'd be the kind of chick that, like... doesn't really do traditional chick shit at home, like cleaning and whatnot, but also wouldn't expect you to either because it totally isn't some shitty feminism thing she's just way too self-sufficient to get caught up in someone else's shit, so you'd just end up with a really messy place together, eating fast food and pizza and chinese takeout together all the time, but neither of you would be upset at the other about it because it isn't spiteful or lazy it's just genuine "being an adult" and not having time/giving a shit. Unless you're OCD or some shit. But then it probably wouldn't be an issue anyway.

>>7956176
it looks like literally anything else made with adobe illustrator

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Speaking of Toby Fox

>>7956106

it might even be free DLC

the prequel-side stuff was free too

>>7956227
Requesting Bea with that picture

>>7956337

that's not fair

while adobe illustrator has things made of cut and paste shapes due to laziness

this is a deliberately stylized, simple graphics system designed to resonate with Mae's world-view of everything outside her safe home town being meaningless shapes

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>>7956340

>>7956340
I mean, he did the same with Owlboy.

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>>7956382

>>7956398

who the FUCK is that blue wolf

>>7956383
Who?

>>7956319

Dunno' bout the messy part. She seems to have it together (because she has no choice). She had to do a lot of growing. Stickler for bills. But then again, might want to actually not do as much because she always has to do so much. IT WOULD BE GOOD TO KNOW IN AN EPILOGUE YOU KNOW

But anyway, chads and dudes, hell no. She had to grow up, she probably feels too many times over most dudes.

>>7956405
coffin wolf, a character from the prequel content

>>7956405
coffin wolf
from one of the supplements.
longest night i think.

>>7956212
>>7956319

I feel that Bea wouldn't actually know what to do with herself in her free time because she's grown up as a person not having any

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>>7956398

>>7956383
Yeah but Jacksepticeye never did a video on it (I may be wrong, but I googled it).
The thing is that these things keep happening that point towards the Undertale fandom again

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>>7956465

>>7956340
Meh, NITW is already on its way to developing a terrible fanbase, I doubt this will change much.

I really hope this thing I like doesn't get popular, I hate it when people I don't like like things I like and I'd hate to have to start pretending like I never liked NitW like i did with Undertale

>>7956459

Probably. Has to learn how to have fun again. I MEAN ASSUMING IT EVER GETS BETTER FOR HER.

>>7956528

well

you could just call them all screeching autists and firmly ignore them while attaching to the things you do like, going 'see, now this is how you should be'

>>7956377
I'm not saying it's necessarily a bad thing I'm just saying that a lot of people use a similar style elsewhere

>>7956603

mmm...

I would say, flash animation has made it easy to make cheap shit out of cut and paste frames, and as such, definined the new 'cheaply animated' look.

NITW superficially resembles it, though it's design is very pointedly deliberate, and doesn't look cheap beyond the fact it uses simple shapes.

>>7956528
It's already popular with furries on twitter so good luck

>>7955268
The fingers are wrong and I can't unsee it now. Fuck.

>>7956468
If anything, I really hope what happened to the Undertale fandom will serve as a lesson to all those Tumblrites to tone down their fangirling.

>>7956822
You think they're bothered by it? Fuck no. It's everyone ELSE that's bothered by it. If anything, Undertale will stand as a shining example to those people that if they cancer hard enough they'll get to have something completely to themselves in their garbage bubble because everyone else will fuck off.

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>>7956816
I knew I should've leveled up finger proficiency at level 15 drawfag.
I've let you down.

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Reminder:

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>>7956892
It's okay. These two are just on the wrong side.

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>>7955098
Yes actually, didn't know my style was recognizable enough

>>7956935
You fucked up by giving them tails, 0/10

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>>7956931
man i didnt even notice that at all

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>Be neet
>Nothing but politics 24/7 in my house becasue parents are old and watch nothing but news
>See mention of fascists in NITW's trailer, worry a bit
>Decide to pick up the game anyway
>Fall in love instantly, adore the art, the characters, the writing, etc
>Relate to Bea in particular more than anyone ever should
>Feel relieved that the fascism discussion is in regards to Gregg's helmet
>Follow Bea's path, get to the party scene
>mfw the "WAAAH PUNCH FASCISTS" tract

Motherfucker

I'm so tired of politics from both sides, I just want to enjoy things again

>>7956949
They look fine in the games style, but for anything else leaving out the tails makes it look strange. Believe me I tried but it looks off

>>7956340
/v/ and this thread are acting identical to how they did with Undertale before everyone started hating it so it's bound to be Undertail 2.0. I can already see the repeat gifs being posted and people already talking about this game way longer than it deserves

>>7956966
dev said that the socialism and ANTIFA shit is just meant to be incharacter for them as inexperienced 20 year old angsty kids

the stuff thats actually supposed to be serious is just the anticapitalism

>>7956968
Ignore him, the tails look great nigga

Is Gregg autistic?

>>7957025
Does the dev understand that capitalism is the only reason their game made money?

>>7957043
Nah, just probably bipolar.

>>7957043

No, just a careless dude.

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>>7957025
It's still politics, whether the antifa shit is in character or the waaah capitalism nonsense is supposed to be the moral

I'm considering both in-character for my sanity's sake, this is the first thing I've actually derived proper joy from in a long time

>>7957064
>Arm-flailing
>Random screaming
>Just careless
??????

>>7957077

I feel you there. I had a similar reaction on my runthrough as well.

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>>7957043
> mae asks if gregg is autistic
> 'n-nani?'
> they fuck

fuck my shit up

>>7957087
>someone is excited when their best friend since childhood returns after years of being away
>"haha le autism am i rite???"

you might be autistic based on your fundamental inability to understand normal human emotion

>>7957055
There's a difference between the capitalism you speak about and the 'small towns are being fucked because the entire industry they were raised around is falling to pieces and now they have no way to support themselves' topic that he references in game.

Everyone in that small town is torn up about it, and the youth are (realistically) skeptical about capitalism seeing the shit their folks have gone through.

>>7957108
Sure, I understand that there's a valid point to be made there, I just don't like getting lectured by hypocritical millennials is all.

>>7957107
I'm not referring to that, you fuck. Remember the diner? Remember when Mae got electrocuted and all Gregg cared about was the mecha pepe flailing its limbs?

>>7957143
I mean, it's not like they're perfect, either. The guy who said to punch out fascists got shit on by Bea later for not having to deal with the hardships a lot of them went through. Going to school for Poli Sci and shit.

I think, I never really played that route. Playing with Gregg was a lot less politics, except for Mae being Mae.

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>>7957055

>>7957168
>Got shit on by Bea later
When was this.

>>7957025
>20 year old
>kids

>>7957087

>breaks property
>petty crimes
>leaves work whenever
>not careless

??????

I mean whatever anon, if you're really biting at the bit that hard that he's autistic then believe whatever you want. You do you, precious.

>>7957200
Didn't he get lectured later by Bea during a party only for Mae to try to be the hypeman and take away her thunder?

Once again, I might be misremembering this, because I haven't played her playthrough, but I swear I saw something later on like this.

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>>7955268
>>7956931
The hands were put to good work, later. though.
There's no way I could fuck up the fingers, now.

>>7957216
I'm 20 and I feel no different than myself at 18 or even 17. Maybe a little more self-aware, but otherwise largely the same.

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Is Selmers a bear or just a fat cat?

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So when's the autistic jojo fanfic of this game?
>Mae develops her Stand [Weird Autumn] and fights cultists with it

Actually, it could parallel Part 4 pretty easily.

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>>7957308
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>>7957312
>[Weird Autumn]
>Not 「Pumpkin Head Guy」

>>7955895
>>7955165
>>7955105
>>7955004
I wanna put things in Bae's butt.

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>>7957216
>he thinks 20 year olds arent kids

okay mister young adult

>>7957404
So when does childhood end, in your eyes?

>>7957388
「Pumpkin Head Guy」can go to someone else. I think 「Weird Autumn」would fit Mae most.

>>7957421
Not him, but, like, 25? Maybe?

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>Selmer wasn't actually her name
I WAS RUSED

>>7957434
Why that age?

>>7957421
mid 20s

your mind is not done developing yet (most mental illness only manifests around that age) and most 20 year olds have fuck all life experience. theres a reason law enforcement doesnt start hiring until you're 21 and most prefer mid-twenties anyway, its because you lack life experience needed to make judgement calls. you don't automatically become an adult once you graduate high school or enter college, and even though the age at which you could be considered an "adult" varies between individuals by your mid-twenties you should be reasonably mature.

>>7957458
The human brain stops developing at that time, right? Besides, I'm >>7957251

>>7957055
>>7957108
People should be able to have their criticism of capitalism, at least if their valid. I'd like to think it's not some taboo that must not be broken. Just pay attention to the various supposed alternatives.

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>tfw you will NEVER skype/discord message with Bea at 2am in the morning while she's cuddled up in bed and she falls asleep with you digitally

bros..

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>>7957580
It's a harsh lot.

Anyone else fucking hate demontower?

>All that stunlocking

>>7957055
If he didn't make money he'd starve though, I don't see what your point is.

>>7957515
I'm a /pol/ack and I'd have to agree, it was at least a valid criticism.

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>>7957055
And capitalism is what's asking you to either make some money or rot in the streets

>>7957626
idk man it was pretty easy honestly

>>7957680
hey guys our free money welfare system is abused to fuck by lazy deadbeats who just don't want to work. you know what we need? more free money! down with capitalism!!! please pay for my college

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>>7957708
I guess I'm just shit, then.

>>7957729
Thanks for showing how capitalism can't be reformed

>>7957580

WHAT GOD

WOULD MAKE YOU EXIST

IN AN EXISTENCE WITHOUT DOWN-ON-THEIR-LUCK CROC GIRLS

>>7957729
are all americans this retarded?

>he has to pay for college

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>>7957775

>>7957043
>>7957087
I think he is just being very flamboyantly gay

>>7957729
Yeah, instead of elevating the working poor and blue collar Americans we should spend those tax dollars socializing corporate losses and widen what's already the largest wealth gap in history.

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>>7957791
>Falling for the college meme

>>7957791
>thinks collage is a right

>>7957791
It certainly seems that way most times desu

>>7957805
It doesn't elevate workers

>>7957816
>collage
I'm guessing not even school was free in your country.

>>7957824
Yeah, 4chan is sure a great sample of the population.

>>7957833
How does availability of professional/trade or college education not elevate workers?

>>7957852
Considering people don't need to restrict themselves when posting anonymously, it kinda is

>>7957842
Sick burn on my autocorrect.

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>>7957729
Fun fact: welfare was created to prevent revolt. Also, subsistence farming is generally a good idea.

Though seriously, let's back to some gatorbabe buttholes.

>>7957858
You're only making their lives a bit less miserable, but in the end they're still slaves who need to work their lives away so they don't die from starvation.

>>7957729
>hey guys our free money welfare system is abused to fuck by lazy deadbeats who just don't want to work.
You mean all those "too big to fail" banks and companies that keep getting bailout after bailout, right?

>>7957860
It isn't when you're only getting neets, etc posting.

>>7957892
Fair enough. Obviously each country has their share of idiots.

>>7957858
When there's a shit job market.

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SO YEAH, SELMERS.

Will you fucking niggers drop the politics and get back to fawning over sad gator grills

>>7957729
>you know what we need? more free money!
The American government likes this post.

>>7957798

Endless suffering.

>>7957907
That's all I was saying

>>7957917

I'm glad we're all agreeing Bea is best. And not just because of the gator.

Strong girl. You gotta love that. Life couldn't have been more unfair to her. And I gotta admit, the girl that gets things done, just to survive, even without potential hope of stuff getting better, kinda hot.

But I mean I hope things get better for her.

>>7957917
I'm hoping for gator porn myself.

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>You will never become so mentally unstable you beat someone nearly to death

I need help because for some reason this sounds sickly appealing to me and I'm not sure why. Maybe I'm just desperate for someone to treat my declining mental stability as anything other than "just feeling down" or "just asshole narcissism".

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>>7957887
Not the same anon but I feel that automation will eventually make capitalism a nonfunctional system without any human workers or consumers with money to buy stuff with and from there you get a permanent depression

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>tfw i was actually kinda starting to get turned on to Jackie until of course she had to be made trans

Even if antifa is retarded she's cute and I like people who have ideals and are willing to fight for them

>commercial products are not allowed to be anti-capitalism

Hey guys, having a market and having capitalism are actually not the same.

>>7957875
>he thinks people are stupid enough to fall for that
It's how retards have been spelling college for decades. Stop being a fuckwit and learn to spell.

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>>7958041
This why killing the elites as soon as possible is so important. Then the machines will be used to benefit us, rather then make us obsolete. Studying ways to make replicators would also be important.

>>7957043

Bipolar.

the Gregg path explicitly mentions 'good days' and 'bad days'

>>7958098
>This why killing the elites as soon as possible is so important.
go ahead anon

be the change you want to see in the world

>>7958078
Proudhon pls go

>>7958077
>Implying I wouldn't still slam that sweet elk pussy
I don't give a shit what she is, besides that's not stated in the game at all so who fucking cares? it's a girl as far as anyone is concerned

>>7958142
post op MtFs don't have pussies

its not as completely grotesque as FtM but it's still disgusting and i wouldnt put my dick anywhere near it

Gregg is gay in more ways than one

>>7958142
>You'll never fuck that elk into a laid-back, desperate-for-dick slut

>>7957989

I can only offer written gator porn, i'm afraid

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>>7958232

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>>7958175
You keep letting outside the game material affect it.

So what about people that don't visit this site or that blog? as far as they know Bea is bi and Jackie is just a girl. The game is the game, stop letting people ruin your fun.

I'd still cum on Jackie's fine fucking sjw face and make her bend over even if she was trans in the game though b/c idgaf

>>7958232
this guy gets it

so

hypothetically speaking

if i were to write porn involving Jackie what would be best

>>7958249
That's still good. Would one with Greg fucking her butthole be too much to ask?

>>7958082
>I don't know how Swype keyboard works on phones

>>7958271

Mm... I'd have to think of a scenario to make that fit.

the most natural porn involving gator-girl in a canon scenario, the most likely, would probably just be her enjoying having free time for once by way of sensual masturbation

How do so many kids in a small town end up gay

>>7958270
Snuff, involving elk steak

>>7958293
Virtue signalling

>>7958293
Attention seeking behavior

>>7958295

...Anyone else!

>>7958293

There are two gay people I can think of in the small town. Aside from gregg and angus, Mae doesn't even factor gender into romance (and indeed, doesn't show inclinations to get with anyone AT ALL, mentally ill as she is), and bea is straight.

>>7958270
>hypothetically speaking
Just do it anon. The world needs it.

Also Mae on Jackie is hot, because Jackie has a bad impression of her so a good fucking might help patch things up. Maybe they both meet up at a porn log by total accident

>>7958293
>so many kids
gregg and angus did say they were the only queer people in town, although mae is also queer too.
it's not uncommon for lgbt people to hang with one another, either. my friend group is more gay/bi/pan than it is straight.

>>7955289
The unlovable deer character at the party where Bea has a bad time.

>>7958270
something involving dick, all the porn has been lesbian so far

>>7958343
>it's not uncommon for lgbt people to hang with one another, either
I-its not? But all my friends are straight

Shit, I'm the token gay

>>7958342

Jackie lives a two or four hour drive from Possum Springs. I forget which.

Gotta factor that in somewhere.

>>7958289
Would some other guy make more sense?

so this is the new tumblr obsession?

>>7958377
well, it's also a part of where you grow up and all. so it's not like it's rare to be the token gay friend either.

it's just not that rare for a bunch of lgbt youths to associate with one another, is all.

>>7958381
She was in town for the party though? the woods party. She could be visiting at the time or something? unless you want to have the lewds happen in her college town idk

>>7958395

here's a question:

what kind of people do you think Bea would know (From work, since all her time is spent working, either at her job or at home) that she'd let fuck her in some meaningless sex?

>>7958396
No, just furries

>>7955506
The train track scene is really cute.

>>7958403

Waaas she. I didn't remember that until you said it.

I think she's bea's friend, so she'll come to visit the same parties?

>>7958396

We don't know or care what tumblr thinks, anon. We like it for unrelated reasons.

>>7958270
>Anon x Jackie
>Jackie sheepishly admits that while she hates fascists, her boisterousness is mostly derived from innate irritability and she secretly wants to tone it back, but she's caught herself in a circle of loud antifa friends thinking she's exactly like them
>Dicked into sensibility

I had a more fleshed-out idea for this but I got busy and forgot most of it.

>>7958414
so, tumblr

>>7958412
Danny

>>7958437

Silly anon.

Furries transcend many cultures.

>>7958422
Yeah dude she was talking to Bea at the woods party. She even called Mae rude when Mae was drunk and acting like a prick. She visits.

>>7958441

Who's danny?

...The other pickaxe employee? The only characterization I picked up from him is that he hates working there.

...or do you mean the tako delivery guy?

>>7958269
Holy shit this. Everyone's desperate to let other people ruin things for them like they've got Shitty Fanbase AIDS or something and lost their ability to ignore that shit. It's only been a week and people in these threads are already losing it over nothing.

>>7958431
This.

>>7958436

if you think of it again, let us know.

>>7958460

That adds much potential.

>>7955009
>the obnoxious shithead character nobody likes who singlehandedly ruins the party is a secret tranny

Is bombsfall our guy?

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So... Who do you think Germ's first time was/will be with?

The shipper in me says 'lori', and then I have to beat it with a stick.

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>>7956168
Scott Benson was a co-writer not the main writer, I somehow doubt he'd be shitty enough to alter the characters from what his collaborators created with him. But then again I've watched how fucking obnoxious he is on twitter and the utter miracle is was that they convinced him to cool his shit the day the game came out.

>>7958462
The black hair teal eye cat who cant land steady work

>>7958487
a hobo

>>7958487
Germ's twin brother Werm.

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>>7958479
Honestly Mae x Jackie is good and they should kiss sloppily, but It'd be nice to have some dick in there as well. Jackie is built to get her ass stuffed. It's a tough call really. anon x jackie or mae x jackie...both are winners for their own reasons

[spoiler]do both stories[/spoiler]

>>7958487
one of the drifters obviously

>>7958511

so obviously

mae and jackie are making out in the woods at a woods party

and they realize they dont have a dick between them

but luckily a nearby anon happens to be around to help

>>7958479
I agree with >>7958511 .

>>7956528
I really hope you grow up and stop creating your own bad situations.

>>7958493
Considering how annoying some of the people involved are on Twitter I was shocked at how laid back and chill the game ended up being.

>>7958535
Eh, a threesome is okay, but I'd (personally, of course) rather the story focused on Jackie rather than juggling 3 parties. jackie x mae and jackie x anon should be 2 seperate tales, imo. That way it stays focued on the elk slut

>>7958511

you'll be lucky if I do *one*

i've been struggling to finish stories, lately. I'm just considering future options, if we end up sticking around as a general to write for.

>>7956966
Do you not get that that character is a bitch and no one at the party takes character takes her seriously? Even Bea is making a joke of her shit.

>>7958565
then mae and jackie

>>7958436
>Anon has political disagreement about the price of pretzels with Jackie
>Jackie decides she's had enough of Anon's fascist shit
>Anon is dominated and fucked into a state of social justice by Jackie's strap-on, which she brings in case of fascist emergencies
>It's all a story written by Mae after the party

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>>7958597
made me hmmm

>>7958597

No...

Jackie gets hardcore fucked sensible, and it's all a story written by BEA.

>>7958597
>strap on

dammit anon it's the other way around. SJW ELK GETS FUCKED !

>>7958569
The dude's complaining about even the mention of politics. Did you not read his post?

>>7958597
>strapon
>not just using his actual dick

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Anyone have a good shot of Jackie, actually? I forgot what she looked like other than the porn pic of her

>>7958627
>Not wanting the insane elk girl to call you a fascist pig while she bends you over

WHAT ARE YOU? GAY?

>>7958636
Was waiting for this one. 10/10 sir.

>>7958636
>Humiliating and then dominating Jackie into sensibility after teasing her for having a peen

>>7958641
Jackie porn? Where?

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>Jackie is a dickgirl

My
Penis
Can
Only
Get
So
Erect

>>7958493
Alec Holowka is a really cool guy. He is so invested in helping everyone in the independent gaming community and doesn't get much for it, plus the music he makes is great. Bethany did the most significant chunk of the actual writing and that's why it came out so good. Scott is a really talented animator and I can respect his work even if he is annoying with his politics publicly.

>>7958681
>What the eff is that anon? Are you GETTING HARD looking at me!? You know the rules. Bend over.

>>7958775
Everything is fine up till the end. I'd bend her over instead and plow that antifa ass till she blows a load all over the sidewalk.

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>>7958796
>Begins moaning for anon's hard, thick cock
>Everyone in the party congregates to watch her getting fucked on the street
My DICK

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>>7958820
Gotta admit though Bea has always been my Bae, I'm pretty keen on this whole dickgirl Jackie being a pouty sjw but you get to silence her with a nice cock in her mouth

>>7958841
>Spouts antifa nonsense because her only friends do the same
>Secretly wants to whore out behind a glory hole or two

>>7958841
Nah dude fuck jackie man she a fuckin commie cunt

>>7958927
>Fuck Jackie

I think that's what most of the thread wants to do at this point.

>>7958927
>Nah dude fuck jackie
I'm fucking trying, man believe me.

>>7958796

That's lewd.

I like it.

>all these jackiefags
>no one posting pictures
>..because there are none

God dude being into characters with 0 art is fucking suffering. I hope this game picks up some locomotion with artists

>>7958987
There's like 2 pictures with Jackie right now. Hopefully the reveal that she's got a crotch antler will entice more people to draw her.

>>7956340
And yet he'll never play Nier Automata.

What a cuck.

Anyone have a picture of Mae's room, day and night?

>>7959003
Where can I find these pictures?

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>>7959011
I've got this but that's all I have

>>7959061
>sleep tight kitter

>>7959061
What's even plugged into the leftmost outlet?

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>>7959029
Here's one.

>>7955895

i want bea to begrudingly show off her ass for me and encourage me to jerk off for her already so she can get back to work

>tfw you'll never grip Jackie's fat ass, hoist her up against a wall, and absolutely destroy her tight ass while she calls you a chauvinistic pig, all the while moaning desperately as her girlcock keeps pre-jizzing on your stomach

p.s she keeps the glasses on the entire time.

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>>7959029
Here's the other. It's more Bea focused though.

>>7959086
Amplifier.

>>7959061
Thanks for the reference, man.

>>7959138

but anon, thats hot.

its like a trap, but not gay

>>7957513
Mae is THICC

>>7959268
That's why Jackie is a top tier lay and deserves a cock in her ass 24/7

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>>7959138
>Be at party
>Constantly rub Jackie's bulge while eyes may or may not be on her
>She winces as a spurt of pre erupts from her girldick, begging you to stop teasing her like this in front of everyone every time
>Pleading that she'll do whatever you wish as long as you wait until the party's over and you two are alone

>>7958487
[spoiler]Rabies[/spoiler]

>>7959138
Wtf, I love Jackie now

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>>7959449

>>7959634
NEED A MAE EDIT OF THIS. STAT!

>>7959449
Please somebody writefag this shit up.

I might if I can stop being garbage and also lazy.

>>7959659
>writefag
>not artfag

We need more Jackie lewd art, badly.
okay and writefag too. BOTH

>>7959086
the small lamp and the amplifier

>>7959449
jackie would punch your lights out for groping them

i dont understand how anyone can get off to stuff like this that's so out of character

>>7959836
It's a fetish, nobody gives a shit if it's out of character. Besides, what if you've got blackmail on her? Really raunchy stuff that'll ruin her reputation for good on a wide scale if she'd fight back?

>>7959836
>out of character
I wasn't aware the game provided a scene where she states she isn't a massive cumdumpster just dying to get it in the ass? I must have missed that scene.

She could easily be sjw loud and proud for whatever reason and still be dying to get groped in public on the inside. All one has to do is take the dive and do it

>>7959836
Because he's a meme character who's only good for a pump n' dump.

>> complain about politics in videogame
>> complain Bae would never fuck them
>> never finds out Bae's fetish is antifa stomping out the fash

>>7959953
>he

>Enter Jackie in a HG thread as a joke filler
>She's already pushed someone off a cliff and gotten drunk off her ass

Our resident SJW Elk is on a rampage.

>>7959980
Is correct.

>>7960076
nope

>>7960092
Dude with tits and a mangled dick is still a dude.

>>7960149
Chick with tits and a girldick is still a chick.

>>7960161
He was never a chick to start with, little tumblrina.

>>7960189
She was always a girl, little redditina

>>7960059
Update. SJW Elk is now dead. Press F to pay respects lads.

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>>7960200
>born a male and had to get an operation to remove his dick (if he even is post-op)
>always a girl

>>7960200
He was born a dude, and will die as a more pathetic dude.

>>7960200
Wu pls

>>7960217
>>7960215
>Samefag

It's a girl btw

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>>7959061
>>7959172
Here's the night version if anyone needs it.

>>7960241
>it

>>7960251
>is a girl

>>7960260
sounds like you think it's an it, Freudian slip bro

>>7954968
Why are Angus' nipples on his neck?

>>7960278
sounds like you didn't know it's a girl, now you know bro

>>7960290
We're still trying to figure that out.

>>7960495

that cat is preg.

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Screencapped the entire game where I entered Jackie. Watch as she falls in love, gets misgendered by the computer, and gets drunk off her ass.

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>>7960649
>she killed my husbando
unacceptable

I'm glad numbuh three killed her

>>7960667
>One time I used Bea and she caved a kid's head in with a skateboard.

>>7960649
Hey Mordecai.

>>7960722
'Sup my dude. Hope you like the latest member of the Filler Club.

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>>7960740
You know it.