Would you a Xeno?

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>>7952410
Yes

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>>7952410
>Asking this on /trash/
You already know the answer

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>>7952410
Maybe.

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>>7952410
>revealing the monster in the fucking trailer

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Anyone got aroused by the pregnant Xenomorph Queen in "Alien: Resurrection"?

Dat big bulging belly.

>>7953827
Eh, it's a well-known enough franchise to not really make a difference.

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>>7952410
>Would you a Xeno?
With an M41A Pulse Rifle.

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>>7953892
I'm more turned on by the pregnancy overall.

When you actually look at her, it looks sorta like her pregnant belly fell out of her pussy.

But the fact that she can apparently be knocked up the good old fashioned way, well...
It pleases my pregnancy fetish.

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you do not the xenomorph
the xenomorph does the you


But yes, absolutely, as long as it didn't result in dismemberment and/or death. And absolutely NO facehuggers.

>>7953761
we need more queen xenoMILFs
(stonking great tits are optional but encouraged)

i want to fuck Ridley

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>>7956066
>we need more queen xenoMILFs
Yes. Yes we do.

>>7956066
Hot

>>7956223
Why? He's old and ugly, not to mention that beard.

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>>7953892

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>>7952410
Obviously.

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Post male xenos
>tfw captcha

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>>7960126
i'd nibble on his beard desu

>>7952410
Is that even a question?

I want to fuck Vasquez AFTER she transforms into a Xenomorph.

Her aggressive personality would make her a perfect Praetorian.

please more xenomorph porn

please more xenomorph porn

YAUTJA ARE WAY CUTER

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>>7966921
>>7967750
Alright, alright.

>>7966921
>>7967750
go on /aco/ already
>>>/aco/1208797

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Increasing difficulty level to Expert.

>>7968943
Yeah...

As much as I'd bang a xeno, that there is definitely a different matter.

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>>7969043

>You failed to fuck the Fat Xeno

"Game Over, Man."

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>>7953892
Got you covered

>>7969126

I like to think she has a harem of loyal (i.e pheromone-addicted) human males who cum on and in her regularly.

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>>7969157
>get kidnapped by aliens and dragged to their hive, only to be used by the queen to impregnate her over and over
I fantasize about that often.

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>>7969425

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>>7969491

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>>7969504

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>>7969561

>>7969425

The most obedient and horny specimens are eventually trusted to act as lures for other humans, pretending to be in danger so as to bring more humans to the hive.

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>>7969491
>>7969504
>>7969561
>>7969613

For being the species' one canon female, the queen is horribly under-used in porn.

>>7969703

Well, the Praetorians could very well be the powerhouse females on the hive. You step out of line, they discipline you.

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>>7969613
yeah... it's pretty weird that there is often some queen on furry stuff ...

>>7969787
As weird as furries are, at least they seem to have decent taste in xenos.

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>>7969787

>>7969744
Heh. That could be the case, yeah.

With them being dominant and confident, I can also imagine them being interested in trying out the queen's "toys" if they think they can get away with it.

>>7969834

"Y-yes....I will serve you, my Queen. I will bring others back to the Hive, and provide you with my sperm whenever you so desire. I am yours, one of so many. I will not cum unless it is within you."

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>>7969834

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>"Commander, I've got good news and I've got bad news"
>"The good news is, we've managed to breed the facehugger out of the xenomorph lifecycle"
>"The bad news is, they now all have fully functional reproductive organs and are stuck in a perpetual heat

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>>7967988
MAH NIGGA

>tfw ywn be hunted and taken alive by a female yautja
>tfw ywn be kept as her plaything, forced to fuck her and pleasure her regularly

>>7969870

The Queen, being sexually obsessed, doesn't mind being pleasured by her Praetorians. They're basically her clique, her entourage.

Praetorians who are her favorites can have frenzied sex with her humans blatantly.

The ones who are less in her favor have to be sneaky about it.

They compete with one another, trying to find humans who please their Queen.

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>>7952410
>ywn harvest wheat with your waifu

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>>7969924

>>7969966

Praetorian pheromones are strong enough to break a human male's will easily. They just have to get close enough.

A very successful harvest will bring back many humans at once.

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>>7969989

what would happen if a face hugger parasites a succubus?

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>>7970089

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>>7970134
hot stuff

>>7969964
those girls only go for chads though...

>>7970089

Welp, now we know why the aliens grabbed Dietrich.

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>>7969966
When the queen is too pregnant and bloated to be interested in sex with her humans anymore, the praetorians would probably be all over them.

The queen's authority and monopoly on the humans would no doubt usually be highly respected, but when she's out of the loop for a while I think the chance would then be seized and seized hard.

Constant orgies as the humans get rounded up, probably in the queen's own spacious chamber, as the praetorians then fully indulge in what the queen enjoys all the time. While the drones and lesser warriors sneakily ambush any stray humans to get a chance at it too.

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>>7953899
This pretty much. This series has been going on since 1979, if you don't know what's coming when you see the eggs by now, that's on you
The only difference this time is the chestbuster was apparently retarded and came out the back rather than the front

>>7970199
Chads are for fighting.

If you want a pet, you'll go for something more docile.

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>>7970390

The backbursters are the Neomorphs (basically the adult form of the Deacon).

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>>7970469
agreed

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Another fecund xeno

is it a bad thing if i want to fuck a xenomorph? even if it might kill me?

>>7973651
The fact that you even have to ask means you are a normie and need to leave.

>>7973651
Considering everybody else in this thread: No.

>>7970134
imagine a regular xenomorph, but make it faster, stronger, smarter, capable of limited flight, magically adept, functionally immortal, ridiculously sexy (in the standard sense, on top of what makes weirdos like us already think they're hot), can enthrall all but the strongest-willed men (and plenty of women too) with little effort, probably fireproof, possibly able to shapeshift (or at least utilize illusions to achieve similar results), and a complete nymphomaniac.
even just a single regular drone or warrior would be an absolute nightmare, and potentially unstoppable. (you'd have to take off and nuke the entire site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure)

if it was a queen, though, she'd planeshift down to hell and take it over in short order, reproducing en masse using the souls of the damned, and then come back to dominate the mortal universe with a near-endless army of xenodemons
everyone would be fucked
literally and figuratively

TL;DR version: basically, slaaneshi tyranids

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>>7974344
You're overselling xenos. The only reason regular xenos are a threat is because of impenetrable plot armor surpassed only by a select number of main characters, as well a stupidity inducing aura that prevents technologically advanced societies from actually using their advanced technology to eradicate them. Pic related: Shows up in exactly three stories. No attempt is ever made to mass-produce or improve these.

>>7974666

i guess? idk, i was working off the assumption that a demonic xenomorph would be about as deadly compared to a regular demon as a xeno that burst from a human would be compared to a regular human. now, 'cubi are known for their seduction, not their fighting ability, but i imagine they're still pretty dangerous, and even if you don't multiply the threat factor of one with a xenomorph, just applying the intrinsic abilities (seduction, illusion, wings, protection from fire, life/soul-draining, various dark magics and curses and such, etc.), that's still an utter monstrosity.
kind of like how you can make a run-of-the-mill common trash monster into a real threat just by giving it some player class levels/abilities, or do the same to an already-threatening one to make it into a death machine. (if your DM ever puts you up against a tarrasque with wizard levels, punch him in the face)

also
>a stupidity inducing aura that prevents technologically advanced societies from actually using their advanced technology to eradicate them.

i would argue that demonic temptation would count as that. lots of people, even great heroes, are susceptible to such things (distracted, at least, even if they don't fall for it).

...
haha, oh wow. i read everything i just typed and apparently i am a colossal nerd when i'm this tired. going to bed now.

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someone was asking for male xenos

>>7970134
You see all the xeno porn where the xenos have tits, thighs, and lips?

That would happen.

>>7975295
did you draw that?

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>>7974666

a lot of the threat in xenomorph stories is in the environment themselves. Xenomorphs are usually found in the utter ass end of space, where only third world nations and greedy, corrupt corporations have colonies, where all the technology is shitty old and broken, where all the people are barely qualified backwater blue collar doofs, where communication is finnicky and takes a considerable amount of time, and where, "no one can hear you scream".

xenomorphs aren't just an expanding horde of destruction, they're part of the main theme in the alien universe which says the universe itself is inherently sinister, barren and inhospitable, and the further you go the more terrible the secrets you uncover, and the less that man's rules and logic applies. They are slithering chainsaw-penis monsters of the shadows that rape and gore people with ease and methodic sadism, found in an eldritch alien ship and similar structures of untold age and meaning. The best alien stories respect and homage this, they reflect on the fucked up circumstance of their being, and rethread the steps into an unknown, somewhat supernatural world the first movie presented when they first entered said ship.

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>>7976567

just imagine the xenomorphs as part of the worlds Giger created, the gatekeepers and hounds of bottomless pits and gargantuan expanses of indeciphrable structures.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gALfqY34Ap4

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>>7976355
no but I think they do commissions

>>7969949
where's the bad news

this thread could use more xenomorph porn

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The only facehugger image I can fap to.

I think it has something to do with the human poses the artist picked.

(I get around the whole delayed snuff thing by imagining the facehuggers just fatten their targets. Force-feeding.)

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So adorable.

>>7977296
"Their Vaginal secretions can melt steel beams."

>>7978327

"B-but....I love you Marine-chan."

"We've fucked 50 times already! My balls hurt! Give me a break."

"Who am I kidding? I'm just going to hump her a few hours from now when we both really need it. She's so hot!"

>>7978240
>we could've had xenos with DSL that killed people by literally making out with them
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NICE THINGS

>>7980920
Awww ;-;

>>7960205
Best alien waifu

Bumpo

Ayyyy

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>>7973651
>even if it might kill me?
That's what makes them appealing.

They're bestial and dangerous and could kill you in an instant. So the thought of being so close to one in a more intimate and sexual way is kinda exciting.

Being a vore preyfag, I enjoy the fear aspect.

>>7989626
Being a bad end fag I hope they DO kill me. Having the queen's proboscis pierce my chest just as I flood her womb with cum breeding a new generation of xenos.

>>7971311
> vagina belly-button
> baby poop shoot

it eats cum and shits eggs

post xenos penis

Anyone have the webm from alien isolation where the player sticks their finger in the ayy's butthole?

>>7969425
https://exhentai.org/g/696617/b54fce6720/
not exactly xenomorphs, but close enough

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bang

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>>7969988

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Would i?

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>>7978327
>XENO'S IN VIROLOGY, CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!

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>>8002668
Would you?

>>7989626

That Doctor had a definite thing for Xenomorphs. Given time, he would have tried to fuck one.

bumo

>>7952410
I prefer being alive

b u m p

>>7975175

>Demonic xenomorph

Welp, now we need Doom/Alien crossovers.

>>8015121
u-unf thats hot