HG thread: Vino appreciation edition
>>7945819
>Gives Vino the cock
>>7945833
The fuck is evedyone?
>>7945843
Izaya got attacked by a pack of dingoes, he'll be just a second.
Oi thanks cunt.
Now we've got two Vino threads.
>>7945825
>>7945850
I'll keep watch, go ahead and rest.
>>7945850
>Shitposts until he finds new supplies.
>>7945850
That was dirty. Don't think I'll forget that!
>>7945850
>suicide events
Izzy you cuck
Nigga, I better be getting more (You)'s soon
>>7945881
You're a fucking clown, Izaya. You're a fucking joke. Everyone on /hg/ and /erp/ thinks you're a joke. Society thinks you're a joke. You're nothing, dude, you're zero. You're a human gutter ball. You're nothing but hot dog water, pussy. You fucking clown. God, you're a fucking pussy.
>>7945881
It is 7:30 in the morning in the part of the world that matters, Iz.
>>7945881
>>7945881
>>7945881
As you wish.
>>7945850
>>7945868
If it works, it works.
Gay
>>7945881
YouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouYouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouYouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyou
>>7945901
We figured you were a long time ago
>>7945890
I don't give a fuck, More (You)'s or I stop hosting.
I need more attention.
>>7945855
When will you die?
>>7945941
I've given you all I've got, captain!
>>7945941
(You) so (You) keep hosting.
>>7945941
>stops shitposting temporarily to find some water.
>>7945941
Have a (you)kari
>>7945941
>>7945947
Evidently now...forgive me spirits!
>>7945941
>Rubick manages to impale two fish onto his trident with one careful thrust into the waters
Grand Magus and Grand Fisherman, it seems!
>>7945941
Go chug some goon, you wanker.
Kill me
If trips. Izaya restarts the game.
>>7946000
Kekd
>tfw getting back 3k after filing taxes
>>7945996
I apologise I could not fight the appropriate tools to start a fire, but as long as we huddle we should be able to make it through the night.
>>7946000
But I was doing well...
>>7946000
rip izayoo
>>7946011
Fuck off with your retarded blogposts.
>>7946000
>>7945996
Well, this is a shame.
>>7946000
I am sorry, my child. You need atleast quads to override his ex rank shitposting.
Please try aagain
>>7946031
GRNues? Is that you?
>>7946022
>tfw my drunk posting hurts your feels
>>7946049
You skipped two screens.
>>7946035
Look to your 5 my child. See that the answer you seek lies within.
>>7946047
>projecting
I just don't give a shit about your blog/shitposts autism.
How do I count?
>>7946062
(You) cared enough to reply
>>7946059
No I didn't
>>7946062
So much so that you take the effort to bitch about it.
>t. drunk blogger
>>7946069
Today you are a man, Ichigo. You have ascended past the need for devices and become shitposting incarnate.
Welcome to the Hunger Games.
Now go to sleep you nigger.
>>7946069
Cast asunder!
>Rubick erases the girl with a bolt of arcane energy.
Winner
>>7946095
Congratulations, green dude I usually ignore.
Thanks for living on the other side of the planet, Izaya.
>>7946078
>using one of my images
Stop niggering my shit faggot
>>7946095
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuubix cube
>>7946095
Thanks for hosting. And congrats winner.
>>7946095
>>7946095
>some more (you)s for the host
>>7946095
Thaknly you sexy
>>7946095
Well...thank you, I suppose. Congratulations for this.
>>7946109
>pick a random image from my ds folder
>somehow grab your image
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight
Stats
>>7946095
There are a lot of individuals excited about my win. That's good, I suppose. Thanks for hosting.
>>7946105
>>7946112
>>7946119
>>7946122
Thanks for the congratulations.
>>7946138
Holy shit. Some old avas in that bait pic.
So many memories...
>>7946138
Neat! Thanks for hosting!
>>7946138
what the FUCK
This game has been brought to you by a drinking Australian in an SS cap at 1am in a shed
>>7946138
Nice
>>7946162
Thank you drinking Australian. I hope your beverage of choice is delicious and doing what it needs(getting you plastered)
>>7946138
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
>>7946162
Out of everything you just said, the only thing I question is... Why are you in a shed?
>>7946152
hnng
>>7946173
Damn it Moot!!!!!!!!!
My magic level is 94.
>casts ice barrage
Eyyo, who wants to go to jeffy's house?
>>7946173
I'm taking care of my uncle who recently suffered from a stroke and requires someone with him most of the time. and the only bed he had was in his shed/bar filled with nazi stuff.
I wake up to a large flag with a swastika on it each morning. Really puts you in the Reich mood.
Test 1 2 3 4
>>7946185
>I sit there and shrug it off, thanks to 95 ice res, 10% ice absorb, level 52 battle orders.
>>7946196
I did Nazi that pun coming.
>>7946196
>tfw no Nazi uncle
>>7946185
>activates my anti magic prayer
>shoots you with my bow
>>7946207
>tfw I've got a framed picture of Hitler on the wall
>>7946185
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TRIGGERED
FUCK YOU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK CASTLE WARS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7946220
Okay, now you're just making me fuhrerous with envy
My cock is literally bursting through my skirt!
>>7946196
>a piece of human shit like Izaya selflessly takes care of his debilitated family member
>aussa refuses to lift a finger to help out the pack of lazy rednecks she leeches off of
Really makes you drink.
>>7946231
I recognize that bulge!
>>7946234
>she
Kek
>>7946234
Why help people who are too lazy to help themselves?
>>7946234
>Anon is going out of his way to shitpost even though almost everyone on 4chan is a NEET too
Really makes you think.
>>7946243
We've had what? 4 female avafags at most? Pretty sure Aussa is not one of them
>>7946229
No. We're not going to nazi puns. They put me out of mein kampfort zone.
>>7946234
>my job is taking care of people
Really makes you mink.
However I'd do anything to help a family member. Its just what I do.
>>7946250
>Anon is going out of his way to whiteknight a NEET
Really makes you think.
>>7946259
>tricky
>utsutsu
>junko(?)
cant remember any more
>>7946268
Izaya, please. You take care of Australians, not people. Let's be real about this.
>>7946264
>teleports on you
>performs dance of death with bvc
Rrr.
>>7946273
Ta and I think that's it
>>7946264
>prayer switches to protect against melee
>switches my armour to mage gear
>ice barrages you before you get close
>>7946274
>go to event
>foreigner gets hurt by muh wildlife
>help him
I can do people aswell...
>ERP has more female avafags than HG
Really gets those wheels spinning.
>>7946286
Ditto
>>7946295
How many
>>7946292
Real talk, hope your uncle's doing okay. Strokes are nasty business.
Tell him Seig fucking heil from us.
>>7946295
Yeah... I bet you 99% of those "girls" have a "pickle surprise" for you.
>>7946304
Fuck you anon I'm Jewish
>>7946295
>erp has more lonely typefuckers who provide nothing good to the world apart from "trying to get those writing skillz up to write the next best seller"
Really is quite obvious
>craving for e-relationship with female animeposter on a roleplay shitposting forum
Sad
>>7946279
>>7946291
>before any damage could be registered, I force my botnet of bots to log in in the same world at the same time
>server crashes
>log back in quickly and teleport to edgeville
>>7946303
>I can only think of EGG and ERP!Jinx off the top of my head.
>>7946312
I'm sorry to hear that, I hope you get better.
>>7946295
>erp has more attention whoring "women"
activates my almonds
>>7946304
He's getting better, fucker still goes and spends a fuckton of money om warhammer figs so I'm sure he'll be fine.
>>7946312
So? Alot of German-Jews served in WW1.
I'm sure they Seig'd alot of heils in their time.
>>7945833
>>7946321
BOOYAH THIS
>>7946308
>>7946327
>I can vouch for Egg and ERP!Jinx being grills.
>>7946338
Sorry, you're gonna have to speak up. You're too stupid to be heard at normal volume.
>>7946335
Thats a shit Vino you got senpai, might wanna trade it in for a better one.
>>7946318
I know right? Who does that? Who'd be pathetic enough to fall for a player who's been doing a prolonged romance storyline with character and relationship development that ends up going into private and developing into a real thing for you that goes on for awhile before it ends out of the sake for your own mental and emotional health and now you just kind of wander around being a meme until you find the key to saving everything because that's what the prophecy on the bathroom wall says? I mean who does that?
I'm a girl irl.
Ive got tits
>>7946357
>fondles from my monitor
>>7946335
>tfw a story I wrote inspired one of these
>>7946368
>you fondle my titties
>you soon realised that these weren't any normal titties
>these were
>man-titties
>>7946357
tits or gtfo
>>7946335
Posting such vanilla hentai
>>7946383
Heres a bed nip for you bby~
>>7946424
Yup that's enough internet for one day.
>>7946426
Don't say I never hook you guys up with the goods.
>>7946460
God help us when you break out the bads, and the uglies
>>7946469
And if you want the real good shit anon its gonna cost you a fistfull of dollars
>>7946482
Sorry, spent it all teaching an orangutan to signal left and right turns
>>7946505
what a qt3.14
Original character or no?
NGW
>>7946482
The only fistfull you'll get is one stragiht up the stinker, Izzy.
>>7946541
For a few dollars more you can do that
>>7946525
I'd have to ask my brother who it is. He drew it
>>7946545
Who says anything about me paying for it and the deed being consensual?
>>7946554
Come on, I gotta make money somehow.
>>7946550
Also let him know that if he isn't drawing more, he should. Not just her but in general.
>>7946556
Sell your body to science. With the amount of alcohol in your system, they could run all sorts of human experiments on you.
>>7946559
If my internet wasn't slow I'd post more of his drawings.
He tends to post them in the monstergirl general on /jp/
>>7946562
I'll have to go check it out sometime, Thanks.
>>7946578
Just curious, how would you rate that drawing?
>>7946591
Knowing hands are hard to draw, I wouldn't remove points for it.
It's pretty solid, the expression is cute, and the little details(the dress/hat ruffles) give it that extra bit of life.
I'd say 6.5/10
>>7946611
I'll pass that on to him. Thanks
>>7946647
No problem.
Test
>>7946837
Check
SHINING
JUSTICE
BURNING IN ME
>>7946882
>burns in you
>shining justice
>>7946882
DOJYAAAAA~N
>>7946910
>is the place you want to be
>breakdown
Post eyes
Making a meme wall of Avafag eyes
>>7946939
>>7946939
Is it okay if the picture isn't exactly a close up of their eyes, since I don't seem to have any that are just that.
>>7946949
Just crop a picture
>>7946939
>>7946939
>>7946939
>Lifts in the corner
>>7946939
>>7945901
>>7946939
>>7946964
>tallest of all eye images because of the huge forehead
>>7946939
>>7946939
>>7946939
>>7946939
>>7946939
>whispers
>>7946939
Very well.
>>7946939
>>7947030
>hugs
>>7947034
>>7947036
My prayers have been answered.
>lets go
>>7946939
>>7947037
I'm happy to be of service.
>>7946939
>>7946939
>>7946939
>>7947089
>Doctor Pavel...
>>7947095
Pavaru hakase, CIA desu
>>7946939
Yukine is not included for obvious reasons
First 24.
>>7947144
what's the reason, boss?
>>7947144
Would rather have Yukine up there instead of Bolin tb-h
>>7947154
Michael
>>7947154
Yukine
>>7947154
Suz
>>7947154
Ichigo
>>7947154
Chizuru Kashiwagi
>>7947154
Maria and Harusame
>>7947154
Kenshiro
>>7947154
who is this cutie
>>7947154
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>7947186
Tsuruya
>>7947154
Undead Ban
>>7947154
Animu girl
>>7947154
Professor James Moriarty
>>7947154
Lord Enel
>>7947154
A Good Boy
>>7947154
>>7947200
>Damn. Guess I'm going back to sleep after this.
>>7947154
Eggman-kun
>>7947162
Probably cause you're the cancerest.
>>7947154
Fluorette
>>7947154
Small Ice cream girl
btw 19/24
>>7947228
but I'm the savior of hg dude.
>>7947154
Crackhead the Hedgehog
>>7947239
Hanbei
>>7947239
Trusty Patches
>>7947239
Stabbu
>>7947239
Olivia Rockfield
>>7947154
Nagisa Kaworu
Check/swap.
>>7947305
Let's Ichi-get going
>>7947305
I am ready
>>7947305
>>7947256
>>7947272
Eeeh, I'm not really feeling it, could you give my spot to that guy over there?
>>7947317
>>7947305
Don't you trust me?
Let's get started.
>>7947337
Aw, man...well, can't say I didn't try.
>>7947334
>>7947337
Considering you just dishonorably died,not really
>>7947337
>Ahri dies instantly. Again.
>As her eyes open elsewhere, she begins to wonder why she tries.
>>7947337
>>7947337
"Water! I'll definitely need that to stay alive, my blood needs H2O after all."
>>7947337
You could've just asked....
>>7947360
S-so...humiliating of me...
>>7947360
I see there are plenty of cowards roaming these games.
Fight me head on with honor next time,or die.
>>7947360
You guys have fun, I think I'm just gonna lie down.
>>7947305
>The small ice cream girl winks to her partner, her eye changes from pink to brown.
>>7947337
>Weighing her options, she takes a pair of weapons, but keeps her trusty parasol.
>>7947360
>She is many things. Stupid is not one of them. The girl ignores the smoke, rolling her eyes.
>>7947305
>>7947380
I hope you fare much better than I did, maam.
>>7947351
Stop making that face. Somebody might start crying out of sheer pity
>>7947360
>>7947398
Well, whaddaya know, I still got the skills, huh?
>wake up
>just miss a game
>>7947391
>With a tilt of her head, a shrug, and an underlying sense of hope hiding behind cold eyes, she nods in agreement.
>>7947398
>Her shift consists of unsettling glances towards the other two. As if plotting something.
>>7947407
whydontchuputonalittlemakeup
>>7947398
"There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium... And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium..."
>>7947396
I'd rather someone not cry out of sheer pity. Maybe I'm not cut out for these types of games. I barely even get to use my magic.
>>7947407
You're not the only one anon.
>>7947398
>>7947434
Hey, wouldja look at that, not too shabby.
I miss Free
>>7947434
Looking forward to doing business!
>>7947430
Your only ally out there is whatever luck you live by. There's only one I can think of that has the games down pat. He's on a totally different level.
Skill helps but luck is... Well, better.
>>7947434
>>7947467
Shutup Parsee
>>7947472
So I have been going about it all wrong. It is mostly luck, not as much skill. I'm used to living the other way around...
>>7947479
Whoops~. Hand slipped.
>>7947467
I don't. Dude just circlejerked and petted anime girls, even as an anon.
>>7947479
Eggman-kun...I never expected someone like you would...
Thank you,my friend.Your sacrifice will not go to waste.
>>7947479
rip
>>7947511
Guys I found a picture of Bolin at school with his m8s
>>7947496
I pet anime girls and I'm not free?
>>7947479
And as I reached into my mask carrier, shoving my hands into an empty pouch my only other option was to hold my breath and hope for the best. The stinging cloud slowly crept it's way into my cranial cavity and once I started to feel my brain melt the second thoughts started to leak out.
>>7947488
You'll get a chance to work your magic soon. And when you do~ Oh baby, it'll be satisfying
>>7947522
holy fuck it even looks like him
>>7947522
Fucking kek
>>7947434
>The girl nearly skips as she walks, looking rather chipper about the whole thing.
>>7947479
>Standing in one place, it looks as though the girl is about to die.
>Opening her parasol and holding it above her, a strong gust of wind rips her away from the clouds and to safety.
>>7947520
>That night, she comes upon a startling discovery. She's forgotten to eat.
>With a dejected sigh, she collapses.
>>7947520
it's not your time quite yet, but don't worry it'll come soon enough, Yaahahaha!
>>7947533
Ok?
>>7947467
I miss Battlewagon
>>7947520
>>7947520
>Hanbei doubles over coughing for a long moment, before catching his breath and relaxing with a grin.
Heh...ehehe....
>>7947556
Guess all that coughing tipped you off, huh?
>>7947556
Y...Yuria...
>>7947551
Point is, you probably assumed I was free
>>7947534
>Ahri looks a little surprised at first, but has renewed Determination when she smiles.
>>7947571
>gives doggy biscuit
>>7947553
Don't see why
>>7947569
Nah, no I didn't.
How are you kids doing today? Behaving yourselves? Keepin' out of trouble?
>>7947556
>>7947582
Yiff in hell furfag
>>7947522
Holy shit we're fucking identical
>>7947571
That's the spirit! Hold onto that. Hate to see you give up before you've really had a chance to prove yourself.
>>7947582
Same ol, Same ol, Wolf. Mornin to ya.
>>7947522
also
>my school
>that nonwhite
Out of 608 kids there are 4 Pakis and about 7 or 8 nogs.
>>7947582
This must be some trippy ass hallucination, I must be experiencing now.
>>7947612
Real clever anon. Here's your (you).
>>7947619
Mornin' Suz. At least someone's happy to see me.
>>7947640
No hallucinations here. I'm the real deal kid.
>>7947574
>Looks in confusion at the biscuit and swipes it away, only to subtly grab it between two fingers and tuck it away in her sleeve.
>>7947619
>Ahri nods in agreement.
I would like to make it to at least the last five... Small steps, right?
>>7947582
I always strive to. The effectiveness however, is...debatable.
>>7947658
I'd kill myself for just one moment between those tits.
>>7947628
>northwest proxy britbongistan
>expecting us to believe that
>>7947582
>Looking at the wolf man, she gives a non committal hand waggle at the topic of keeping out of trouble.
>>7947588
>>7947665
Well well if it isn't dreamgirl. Fancy seeing you here again.
>>7947692
Well this is new. Hurt your throat or somethin'?
>>7947658
>With a nod and a smile of optimism, she squeezed the shoulder of her friend.
Small steps.
>>7947655
Then I really, really, REALLY need to lay off these cigarettes or something. 'Cause you're one of the ugliest god damn things I've seen in a while.
Other thrn that it's a pleasure to meet you Wolf-guy.
>>7947703
Congraz
>>7947690
Actually, fairly sure it's pretty much 0 Pakis, since I think they're all Czechi kids, but the Unholy Trinity act like subhumans so they're considered Ahmeds. There's 1 Paki, at most. There used to be a Libyan kid, but he transferred schools.
>Shout out "RUDOLF" in class (the worst one of them)
>One of my friends shouts "PAKI" and "JUSTIN" (lesser of three evils) back
>>7947711
I wasn't gonna mention how you had a head like a shape from a math paper but since we're being honest with eachother now might as well come clean. Pleasure's all mine kiddo. Got a name?
>>7947708
>Looks around to the others motioning to him as if to say "Can you believe this guy?" before somehow preforming a soundless chuckle.
>>7947712
>>7947708
I am here for as long as I must be. Good day.
>She bows.
...Why do you insist on calling me that?
>>7947712
Oh, her...congratulations, ma'am. And thank you for this.
>>7947712
Thank you for the opportunity ma'am!
>>7947712
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
>>7947734
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7947712
Congratulations.
>>7947709
>Ahri nods again with a light sigh to calm herself.
>>7947734
Thanks for hosting
>>7947730
Hm. At least you're quiet I guess. You got like, a nametag or something?
>>7947736
Just a nickname Dreamgirl. Because you're doing that astral projection stuff. Want me to call you Astral Girl instead?
>>7947734
Only 4?
>>7947784
I much prefer my name, personally
>>7947787
....Andross?
>>7947803
Dreamgirl's just easier for me to remember. I'm getting old. Hope you'll forgive me for that.
>>7947784
>She holds up a dry erase board, only to find that she hasn't erased it yet. After some furious wiping of the text, she puts something new on it.
>"Neopolitan"
>>7947728
>Ban grits reserving the little patience he has left for later.
Ban. Ban Mido.
>>7947787
Four is the average in my experience. The number of death, fittingly enough.
>>7947817
>She sighs, but smiles and nods.
If that is your will, then, sir, very well.
>>7947825
...Is something the matter?
>>7947825
>blocks your path
>https://soundcloud.com/devolverdigital/coconuts-silver-lights starts playing
>>7947825
Something cross your mind, Chicken?
>>7947820
Oh. Like the ice cream. Gotcha. I'm Wolf.
>>7947827
Wolf O'Donnell.
>Grins, knows he got him
>>7947825
Mornin'. Nice jacket ya got there bud.
>>7947849
You beat anyone up with the shovel today? If you did, do you like, put notches in it or something when you do? Keep score?
>>7947874
>Neo nods, putting the board somewhere for future use. She gives him a polite smile.
>>7947874
Mercifully, a total of...perhaps five in the past day? I only keep score in my mind. After all....
>The shovel vanishes from her hands for a second, before reappearing.
It's not the most 'permanent' thing, yes?
>>7947817
Who?
>>7947849
If four is an average here, that explains a lot.
>>7947825
>If he's able to pay attention to his surroundings, he would find a presence next to him, watching him.
>He'd then feel a poke to his side, as her parasol nudges his ribs.
>After a second of no response, she looks to someone else and shrugs as if she's done all she could do.
>>7947904
Harming others is purely optional. Why would you do so at all unless your hand is forced?
>>7947885
Hmmm. Hard to keep a conversation with someone who can't really talk. You have a throat infection or something maybe? Curse? Born mute?
>>7947893
So that thing doesn't dent or anything then? It'd be more useful to me if it was a gun or something but a shovel is good for a place like this.
>>7947904
...nevermind. You looked like my boss. My bad.
>>7947874
>Notices the shit eating grin.
Fuckin-A. Go screw yourself too while you're at it.
So what's a mutt like you walking along this place?
>>7947929
At best it gets...stained.
...I wish I didn't have to use it at all.
>>7947929
>She grins sheepishly before putting a finger to her lips in a "Shh" sign, then putting that finger to her throat, and rather violently striking it across her neck with an accompanying smile.
>>7947855
...
>It sounds as if you've got questions
>And the chicken man is waiting patiently to hear them
>Well...maybe not so much patiently
>>7947849
>Out of the man's pocket comes an old-school tape player
>His thumb presses down onto the fast forward button to skip through the track, as if he knows it by heart now, and releases after a moment
>And then, in a grainy female voice, the audio plays
"All according to plan."
>Click
>>7947870
"Nothing you could call true."
>Rewinding tape sounds
"Thank you for calling Hotline Miami, how may we be of assistance to you?"
>>7947874
>Click click click
"Hands off, please!"
>Disregard the cheery voice, that's a warning
>>7947914
>She's done plenty, done worry
>His mask is looming above her head ominously
>Click
"-how may we be of assistance to you?"
>>7947924
Oh, I get it now, you are one of those "pacifist" types. You best run before someone here sees you as the prey you are.
>>7947929
I could be your second.
>>7947957
>The girl slowly looks up to him and offers a bright, adorable smile.
>She then makes pantomimes of checking her wrist, then grabbing her throat and feigning death before pointing to him.
>The whole thing is finished with a Question mark.
>>7947939
Need some money. Figured killing people in an arena would be a good change of pace. You?
>>7947955
>Noticeably winces
Ooooh gotcha. That sucks. At least you...survived?
>>7947941
Sounds handy. Wish I got more kills in the arena myself. Need to spice things up a bit. Last time I won it was because some morons walked into goddamn castle traps I didn't even set up.
>>7947957
Whoa there buddy calm down. Just complimenting the jacket. I'm not taking anything.
>>7947963
I have enough problems with one already. I'm good.
>>7947963
Pacifist in ideals. But ideals cannot always be done.
>She taps her shovel against her shoulder. There seem to be a few conspicuous reddish-brown stains on it, and they don't quite seem like rust...
I know how to get dirty work done when need be. Thank you for the concern, however.
>She then bows.
>>7947957
I...erhm...what? Is...that a good thing?
>She looks...very much confused.
>>7947976
I...may have...erhm. Violently exploded four people, and bludgeoned a fifth.
>>7947976
>Neo nods, giving her parasol a small twirl before pointing to a small notch near the end of the handle. Old and worn, the first in a line of many.
>>7947957
...........
>Ban sifts his eyes around the edges of his peripheral field of vision, detecting whether the chicken-man is hiding an elaborate trap or not.
>>7947990
Well shit that's pretty impressive, even for you. Good to know you weren't just bluffing when you talked about being able to fight.
>>7947994
I'm going to assume those aren't to show how far the umbrella opens. You kill people with that thing?
I am going through a tough time
1 (You) = 1 <3
>>7947976
What small world we live in! Same, I'm in it for the money. I'd figured I somehow land myself into an interdimensional Arena.
I've been through some trippy adventures as a recovery-service agent, but this somewhat pales in comparison.
>>7948017
>Trying this hard to be like Izaya
>>7948010
>She seems to have waited for that question as she clicks the handle, and half draws a blade with a very fine edge.
>Her eyes light up, Brown and pink, then swap colors as she blinks.
>It closes with another small click, and the parasol rests on her shoulder once more.
>>7947972
"We've sent a representative in our name to 'deliver' a package to someone! Fast, affordable, and discrete service is of the utmost priority at Hotline Miami."
>That'd be a yes
>The voice jarringly shifts from perky to hollow with another click
"Who's asking."
>>7947976
"Thank you! Your business is always appr-"
>Bzzt
>>7947990
>And he's ignoring the question
>Overhearing her claim of pacifism, his mask slowly tilts at her
>Click
"Do you like to hurt people?"
>>7947997
>That is possible
>Pulling a baseball bat from his back and tapping it menacingly against the ground, he waggles the tape recorder
"Time is of the essence for our representatives, please voice your concerns."
>>7948017
1 You equals ( 1 is smaller than 3)
1 You = false?
>>7948033
>1 is smaller than 3
>false
???
>>7948033
27
>>7948061
Kys
>>7948021
I do mercenary work myself. Pays the bills and gives me a bit of an excuse to travel. Got a big gig going on right now actually.
>>7948031
>Takes mental note of this for future encounters
Well isn't that just nifty. I just use a boring old gun most of the time. Shame really!
>>7948032
Alright then. That was something. Is it bring your mute to work day or something today?
>>7948010
Not to mention that hole I dug... I've taken more than I'd like to, sir, be it from obligation or frustration.
>She coughs awkwardly.
But I do have no reason to lie anyways!
>>7948032
Wh-no! Of course not! Why would I?
>>7947579
He was chill
I don't need another reason
>>7948058
>he doesn't know
>>7948065
woah
why are you so toxic dude, what the fuck
>>7948032
>Nods lightly, she raises an eyebrow as his voice abruptly changes.
>She points to herself to answer his question before taking a small step back, just in case.
>>7948069
>She shrugs, then hugs her parasol as if telling him that he can't have it.
Izaya x Grimes = Yukine?
>>7948096
Kys
>>7948076
I think you secretly like it, beating the shit out of people with a shovel is a pretty good way to vent.
>>7948097
Don't worry your pretty little head I'm not taking your umbrella. It doesn't match my coat anyways.
>Gives a playful grin
>>7948104
Izaya x grimes makes Yosuke
>>7948032
Hmmph, mhmm... Hehehe...
>Ban cracks his neck.
Phew, well if ain't that an intreseting change of pace? Here I am mingling around havin' some fun and some moron with Chicken-hat wants a bat atta' me. Let's go.
>>7948104
If that baby had Down's syndrome and decided to type with his foot, then yeah.
>>7948069
Woah? That's pretty cool, wait a sec you look oddly familiar though. Can't tell....errr.... Star Fox?
>>7948121
....
>She looks away without a word.
>>7948123
If talent skips a generation then agree
>>7948151
Guilty!
>>7948157
He inherits the australianism from Izaya and the homosexuality from Grimes
>>7948076
>A different voice comes out of the tape player, this one a man's
"I have no answers for someone like you. Just questions."
>Click
"So you don't. Why are you here, then?"
>>7948097
"The interference of Hotline Miami's business will result in our representative attempting to solve this dispute domestically."
>He slowly cracks his neck
>Click
"You're not like the others here, are you."
>>7948129
...
>Well
>Alright then
>Jacket rolls his shoulders as he stalks toward the man, and without warning rears back and takes a swing
>>7948170
Obligation. The ones I follow demand that I prove myself here, and I obey. Even if that means getting my hands dirty.
>>7948160
No! No, no, nonono, of course not!
>>7948121
>She gives him a grin in return that seems to say "Try and I'd stab you"
>>7948143
>Just stares for a minute, the mood suddenly shifting to uncomfortable levels
...nah. I'm better than those guys. Star WOLF is my team.
>>7948151
Heh, got ya pegged didn't I?
>>7948187
I like you kid, you're pretty funny.
>>7948166
That's what, like triple the mental deficiencies?
>>7948190
No! I refuse to believe that of myself! It's just. Sometimes, the frustration just builds up and I...I stop thinking...
>>7948197
Probably
Where's all this negativity comin from man?
Is it the games? I bet it's the games.
>>7948225
Kys
>>7948225
It's just the fact that we will never not shitpost you at this point, no matter how much you deserve it or not
>>7948190
>Her smile and laughing motion are sincere this time. She enjoys the compliment.
>>7948170
>She appears excited for a moment at what his comment implies, then tears her eyes away.
>When the voice asks if she's not like the others, she shakes her head, the large grin back.
>>7948184
Then why are you blushing? A-are you thinking about hitting me with that shovel next?
T-that's sinful, I'm not ready for this...
>>7948207
Ya can't fool me. You've got the bloodlust of a predator, you just need an excuse to give in to it and before you know it you're caving someone's head in with the shovel. Nothing wrong with that, perfect for this place.
>>7948250
You old enough to drink? I could go for a drink about now. Hang out with my new killer friend.
>>7948251
What!? Just...just what sort of creepy ideas do you have!?
>>7948263
No! I won't even CONSIDER that! Damn it all, it's WRONG!
FUCKIN’ SLAVES, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!!
>>7948263
>Placing her finger back to her lips, the smile behind it says "I won't tell if you don't."
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE
>>7948303
>>7948170
....SHIT!
>Caught off guard -- The Bat grazes along Bans shoulder as he nearly evades the swing, he rolls his shoulder and keeps steady distance between him and the chicken head.
.....
>>7948190
......Oh! Now it's all making sense to me, you're foxes' rival from Star Fox -- listen, I can explain, there seems to be a link to our universes. It's complicated.
>>7948285
J-just don't hit me, okay? I'll do anything!
>>7948303
>>7948308
THAT'S NO WAR FACE
>>7948303
>>7948303
THIS IS MY WAR FACE, MOTHERFUCKER.
>>7948303
>>7948311
I am not a violent person, you shouldn't be saying any of this at all!
>>7948303
>>7948303
>>7948285
Ahahahaha! You gonna lose it kid? Come on, show me what you've got! Take a swing like you did during the medieval game!
>>7948297
Alright then, /I/ need a drink at least.
>Takes her to the nearest bar and sits on the first stool he sees
>>7948303
>
>>7948325
A-are you sure you're not sometimes digging into peoples faces with that thing?
>>7948317
Climax, Warface, Same thing.
>>7948336
>She follows, keeping step with ease. Once he's planted, she hops onto the next stool, albeit with slight trouble due to being so tiny.
>Neo
Reminder that HG is dead