RWBY/RT Trash General #337: Would you a Nora? Edition
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First for Faunus need to be exterminated.
Yes I would a Nora
>Hiatus
>Have to watch new anime
>Find Overlord
>Assume it's like the Xbox 360 game Overlord where one guy controls a giant army and destroys villages
>Impressed with animation, same people who made Parasyte and No Game No Life
>Discover pic related is VA'd by Elizabeth Maxwell
SHIT NIGGA
What if you actually used to live in Remnant but you died and now you're here because this is the afterlife?
>>7940229
Then this must be Heaven, because there isn't a Faunus in sight.
>>7939897
Hug? Cuddle? Kiss? Hold hands? I would do all of those.
Wat do?
>>7940380
Mating press
>>7939913
>You will never see Winter hot and bothered
https://youtu.be/xBexUG1V7ok
>>7939756
I want to smash Nora
>>7940497
You're just in luck because she wants to smash you.
>>7940542
I meant sexually.
>>7940568
So did I.
>>7939913
Her real appearance is nasty anon.
>>7940380
>"Did someone have a nightmare?"
[nospoiler]I'd treat Ruby like a daughter desu[/nospoiler]
>>7940595
She is
>>7940380
Probably whatever she wanted. That shit Yang didn't even say she loved her back.
>>7940648
Please don't bully.
>>7940440
Winter a slut!
Rape levels insufficient.
You disappoint me, RWBYg.
What kind of playstyle would your waifu use for Dark Souls?
>>7940964
Unceasing Mating Press
>>7940926
>>7940943
Supplementing
>>7940943
So did RWBY/rt think of the President's address congress tonight?
>>7940943
>>7941324
I didn't know Comrade Duterte was doing a speech tonight.
>>7941009
>>7941439
It's kind of sad how much they have to up Qrow's muscle mass to make him look non twink.
>>7941324
But anon, we don't have a president. We have a Prime Minister
>>7941485
I think that picture is pretty clearly wish fulfillment in general, it's no surprise
>Jaune is canonically a 6'1 broad shouldered big motherfucker
>Somehow wasn't shot through combat training which would probably have the same importance and predatory nature as football does in America
So is it just a plot point or Miles not really knowing how things work for people who have some athletic gifts or a good build?
>>7941573
body type means nothing in this universe
>>7941439
What's in Winter's mouth
>>7941636
>Yang has stick arms
>Canonically stronger than Jaune
>>7941657
Cum?
>>7941674
I don't know why anyone would expect different in a show like this
>>7941636
Except it kind of does.
Level of muscularity might not mean anything but Ruby is still small and suffered for it and Weiss got rag dolled the moment a larger guy picked her up. Same with Mercury and Yatsuhashi.
So build does matter in terms of being taller and longer and just bigger
>>7941690
What do you mean?
>>7941712
Because it's the same as expecting the weapons to make sense or expecting physics to function. RWBY is and always has being a form over function show.
>>7941736
But what form is relevant here?
>>7941674
I bet Yang is a size queen
>>7941676
>Cum in her mouth
>Tell her not to swallow while you fuck her some more
>About to cum again
>Stick the tip in her mouth and remind her not to swallow
>Pump as many loads as you can in her mouth
>When you can't pump anymore, force her to say [spoiler]"chubby bunny"[/spoiler]
>>7941694
Yeah.
Yang might be a harder hitter than Jaune but he could probably bear hug and pick her up with little to no issue.
>>7941798
Ruby and Jaune are such good friends, helping each other when they're both stressed out.
>>7940943
>shota rape
>>7941808
RNJR is a great group of friends, they have intense orgies when they get too stressed out
>>7941814
>Mating with mates
>Friendly foursomes in the forest
>Cumswapping between comrades
>Big dicks entering female buddies
Truly RNJR is an ideal for camaraderie.
>>7939913
>Overlord
>Impressed with animation
Oh lord.
>>7941848
>Nora will never kiss you with a mouthful of Jaune's cum
>>7941798
>>7941848
>Boners for your best bros
>>7941881
>Nora
>Not Ren
>>7941896
>Jaune cums on Ren's face
>Nora licks it off
>Kisses it into your mouth
>>7941896
>Implying it's not all 3
>Implying they don't change who's the dominant one every week
>>7941907
teamwork
>>7941896
>Ren has been handling Jaune's sexual releases since they've been on the road.
>Comes out of their tent with a mouth full of cum because Nora wants to talk to him and stands there trying to get it all down while Nora babbles at him.
>>7941888
>Semen for your sidekicks
>>7941961
>A load for your lads and lassies
>>7941959
There's something incredibly hot about the idea of Jaune being balls deep in Ren while Ren talks to Nora innocently .
>>7941978
>Asses for your allies
>>7942015
>Pussies for pals
>>7941997
>HEY REN YOU UP YET?
>Just about Nora.
>How about Jaune. He up?
>He's up. He's up.Yup definitely.
>Uh Ren is everything okay in there?
>Everything is fine Nora. It's fiNNNEEE.
penny is in your thread now!
>>7942071
>Not Schnee City Schneemasphere
>>7942096
I'm in your penny now!
>>7942089
>Meanwhile Ruby is pissed
>Was supposed to be her turn to wake Jaune up via sex
>She hears the conversation
>"Well I guess they're both fucking awake."
>>7942096
Get out
>>7942089
>Meanwhile in the tent Ren is panting wildly as Jaune jackhammers his boi pussy
>Pumping in sequence with Jaunes thrusts into the reach around.
>>7942174
>Straight shit.
>>7942174
Nah Ruby is fine, she and Nora can go have their own fun while Ren and Jaune work their morning through
>>7942205
>Gay shit
>Jaune and Ren have been having sex since before the Fall of Beacon.
>While Pyrrha was having fantasies of their magical first time Jaune has been pumping his seed into Ren.
>>7942240
>>7942240
>>7942214
>Ruby squirming underneath Nora's thighs
>>7942303
>>7942339
>>7942246
>It all started the day Pyrrha was too sick to spar.
>A mistimed kick ended with Jaune on top of Ren with their faces centimeters apart
>Ended with them fucking there and then.
>>7942339
>Cinder will never force pyrrha to the ground and piss all over her face
There is no reason for Ironwood to close Atlas borders. It will only bring more fear, panic and will divide our kingdoms which isn't wise in such uncertain times.
https://youtu.be/ihpG_NJ_T1g
>Witnesses say how a Beowolf escaped
>>7942531
Spooky, did they send a hunter after it?
>>7942414
Implying anyone in atlas gives a fuck about what's happening outside their borders as long as their secured
>>7942622
>They send one hunter to hunt down that Grimm
>He didn't came back
>Salem somehow seen the news
>She giggled
>>7942893
*there
Anybody know how to clean jizz off a computer monitor? Asking for a friend.
>>7943217
Did that anon ever post details on that neo nazi on yang fantasy? Asking for me
>>7939756
I'd boop her til my booper could boop no more and then a bit more just to be sure.
I have a physical need to have sex with the rabbit.
>>7944404
Go to a pet store and sate your degeneracy
>>7940908
Had to make a Rubeface edit
>>7944404
She a must fugable bun.
What if Deery was your dentist?
>>7944775
I would change dentists.
I won't let a faunus touch my mouth with it's dirty hands.
Also I would report it to the authorities, because there is no way a faunus would be smart enough to finish medical school.
>>7944775
I'm happy she got out of the white gang and got her life together with a good career
>>7944798
>report it to the authorities
>"Hello police, a Faunus touched my teeth"
>"what?"
>"a Faunus put their hand in my mouth "
>"okay what exactly started this scenario"
>"well I went to the dentist and a Faunus touched my teeth"
>"Are you mentally challenged?"
>>7944404
Mind break a girl by locking her in a cage forcing her to dress like a rabbit and platforming like a rabbit then you'll have your own person velvet fuck toy
Its simple
>>7945086
dude wtf
>>7945095
Hey man im not the one who wants to fuck a rabbit thats what's really fucked up
>>7945086
>>7944886
No I would report it because there's no way that it has a legit medical license.
>>7945272
You have no basis for suspicion and would sound mentally retarded to them
>>7945286
He might be one of those bigots who secretly wants to fuck the group they hate.
>>7945308
Whatever racist fantasy gets you off I guess.
>>7945308
>fan fiction
>>7945308
Maybe the lower-class faunus, but dentists are quite well-off and high-status. So the police probably wouldn't be so arbitrary with Deery, since people would take more notice of a dentist being treated unfairly.
>>7945355
>faunus
>high status
Pick one
>>7945362
Are you saying the police could just arrest a dentist for no reason and nobody would care? Come on, anon, they could probably pull that move with a street thug, but do you honestly see that working with a dentist? Deery's colleagues and patients would be outraged.
>>7945362
A faunus of high status
>>7945362
If the dentist you went to was just fine and nothing came off as wrong or out of place up, from front office to sitting in the chair ready to have your teeth looked over, until you saw the horns on a dentists head, then I am more likely to assume you have brain damage than assume the Faunus shouldn't be there.
>>7945385
Minus that random 'up'
>>7945362
I mean, the mere exsistance of Kingdom-Faunus as a thing means they probably is a difference between menagerie faunus and Faunus who appear to be high status. A faunus was representing a kingdom at the Vyttal festival for fuck sake
Why the fuck does pulling nose hairs hurt so much, while eyelashes don't at all?
>>7944645
FUCK YOU
[spoiler]Under 1916's arm[/spoiler]
I hope you get transported to Remnant, get a decent semblance, a cool weapon and a healthy romantic relationship with your waifu.
>>7944645
>>7946281
FUCK I didn't notice that bitch
>>7946326
hey fuck you buddy
>>7946326
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
>>7946353
>And what if I do?!
Then you tell her she did at least a passable job raising you!
>>7946326
inb4 CERN was only built for opening a portal to the waifu world
>We never got onscreen interactions between Adam, Roman and Neo.
https://twitter.com/natsuking0327/status/836944673566412800
This is probably because Atlas and Vacuo don't teach their children that all humans are evil, supremacist, devils trying to keep the common fauna down.
Sun and Neon confirmed best faunus... I guess Velvet exists too.
>>7946386
looks like they are stripping him for his mandatory raping
>>7946386
>>7946108
Mfw Roman is still dead
>>7946411
More like teaching him how to dress better and look dapper.
>>7946255
Just by a nose trimmer anon, there are simple scissors ones or you could get an electric trimmer.
>>7946421
nah they are undressing him for rape
>>7946481
>Nose trimmer
Just use hot wax
>>7946492
I would do things with this Jaune
>>7946492
>Girl in full clothes with a big sword.
They single-handedly fixed Jaune and potentially made a ton of people happy by making her a lesbian and making Arkos a lesbian ship.
>>7946547
But what if they Pyrrha a boy and Jaune a girl?
>>7946588
Two steps forward.
Three steps back.
>>7946588
Pyrrha would be even a bigger cuck
>>7945086
>They get nutrition from their poop that they don't get from other food
Lmao what
>>7946616
it's apparently true a quick google search and first result explains
>>7946688
You think Jaune gets ghost blowjobs?
What if your waifu came crying to you because she found out she couldn't have kids
>>7946719
Yes, every time he has a hard on.
>>7946752
Prove her wrong
>>7946752
Comfort her and tell her that adoption is an option.
Then lovingly mating press press and find out she was wrong.
>>7946752
>she found out she couldn't have kids
Impossible with superior Atlesian ovaries.
However if that were to hypothetically happen I'd suggest to Neon that we adopt one of those Vacuoese or Menagerie children so they have a chance to become something other than a thief or terrorist.
>>7946804
Whos's donating?
>>7947029
I mean who's
>>7947029
>>7947035
An anonymous donor that goes by the name of Buttered_ShortStack69.
>>7946688
better version
Bun
>>7947122
shun
>>7947029
Top contributors:
NinjaOfLove82
Yangarang
SnowHime32
Sorceress_of_oz
Cookie_Grimm
>>7947122
Should be removed.
Bun
>>7947438
I want to put some buns in that bun.
>>7946547
Not sure how changing a character's gender would actually make it a better character, but I could see her being more popular to an obnoxious degree.
>>7947438
Sex with Velvet!
>>7946481
>nose trimmer
I don't want to inhale my nose hairs after.
Wat do?
>>7947928
Show your clavicle and vagina!
>>7947928
post shoulder
>>7947905
So breath through your mouth when cutting the hairs into stubs and then exhale out your nose real hard when your done.
>>7946688
>>7946944
>>7947122
>>7947966
>Ghost Pyrrah is stalking Jaune
>Atlesians are most fertile
>Velvet is secretly a Grimm
>Weiss shoulder is best shoulder
Praise Kek
>>7946688
>Pyrrha suddenly becoming horrified as Ren comes down to perform a hand job and Nora goes off to a corner to watch.
>>7948027
What does she do when Nora get double penetrated
>>7947928
Show her my collection of stomach porn
>episode 1 of volume 2
>>7948027
>Nora
>Being allowed to watch
What in May was coming soon?
>>7948195
>>7948195
Nothing, knowing her.
MINDBLOWING SEX WITH YOUR WAIFU!
>>7948345
Because those who sideline Nora are cuckolds.
>>7948345
Because she's a bitch.
What if Coco was a major supporting character
>>7948416
How rude Nora is not a bitch
>>7946493
Hot
I intend to post the rest of these because they're cute.
>>7948571
>>7948580
>>7948592
>>7948601
>>7948445
That could be enjoyable. As a character, Coco is very appealing to me.
Obviously screentime juggling is a major consideration but, in isolation, I really enjoy the idea of Coco doing more.
So are they going to make a RWBY Chibi season 2?
>>7948445
I'm down as long as they don't ship her with the bun.
>>7948792
Coming out in May.
>>7948828
Cool.
>>7948810
>Humans Can't Love Fauna
That sounds like a challenge
>>7948792
I hope so, I want RT make a Chibi Katt.
So how was your day ? I'm actually considering suicide such is a life in eastern europe
>>7948915
Which country? I always wanted to know what eastern Europe is like.
>>7948810
>implying
I want to pet Ruby.
>>7948915
Look on the bright side anon, at least you don't live in Germanistan.
>>7948810
I wouldn't mind, then it gets the promised LGBT business out of the way
Soundtrack when?
>>7948915
It was good. I read manga on the train to university, and made progress with my dissertation stats.
I am sorry about your situation, anon. I hope that the socioeconomic standards of your nation improve.
>>7949059
I want to clean Blake's ears.
>>7949181
It's a matter of when Jeff finishes it, so we don't know.
Some have theorised that he'll be done quicker than he was with the Vol. 3 soundtrack, since he isn't also doing Lazer Team now, and didn't seem to make as much music in Volume 4.
>>7949218
I want to have UNPROTECTED SEX with Blake
>>7949245
>UNPROTECTED SEX
>With someone from Menagerie
Do you want to catch a disease anon?
>>7949363
I'm down with a case of Blake fever, doctor.
>>7949672
>dom Ruby x sub Roman
Nice
>>7945086
Man ya'll is fucked in the head man.
>>7948915
All is fine here in Ivanland.
So we can all agree that Yang is a shit-tier waifu, right?
>>7950059
No, fuck off
>>7948810
Too bad
>>7950059
There are shittier waifus
>>7950107
Like Velvet.
>>7950112
Anon please why would you bait like that
>>7950132
It makes me feel like a big man.
>>7950132
>Velvet being shit
>bait
>>7949386
I'm sorry anon but Doctor Rubes can't cure having shit taste.
>>7948416
That's not nice
>>7950404
Fortunately SS-Totenkopfverbände Rubes can.
So what sort of vidya do they have in Remanent?
>alright anon, here's how it's going to work: I'll distract her while you slip this into her drink.
>>7950530
Fuck you I'm gonna slip this into your drink
>>7950564
I just hear Burnie in my head when I read this, and that's weird to me.
>>7950530
God damn it I'm not slipping Blake a roofie so you can touch her ears & take embarrassing photos.
Not for free anyway.
>>7950530
Implying there even is an anesthesia strong enough to knock Neon out.
Why is she so perfect?
>>7950912
Because you have shit taste.
>>7950912
She gave birth to actual perfection
>>7950958
>actual perfection
>>7950947
you misspelled 'good', anon-kun
>>7951017
Yes, actual perfection.
>>7950958
raven has another kid?
How come they don't name the weapons anymore?
>>7941850
I should've said "bearable" not impressive
>>7950958
Wrong family
>>7951089
>>7950912
Because she's so unimportant so far you can project a desirable personality and impressive feats on what has been just a shitty nobody
>>7951159
For the same reason people don't name their hammers, plungers, writing utensils etc. They're just tools.
>>7951193
Blake isn't perfection
and statistically speaking, she probably isn't Ghira's either, she could be any of the other 15 men Kali was banging
>>7951159
Beacause Miles and Kerry don't care/are saving it for a data book encyclopedia thing. Either or.
>>7951159
it's just MK rushing to get through writing the actual story part of rwby and not really caring for small details that make the world fun
>>7951193
That's also the wrong anon. Here is the best family.
>>7951435
He's not wrong.
BEST SHIP
>>7951520
>I do not approve. That ice cream girl shouldn't be messing around with the likes of whatzherface.
>>7951546
>Implying anyone cares what Raven thinks
>>7951520
That's not... um...
>spins wheel
Jaune x Penny(?)
>>7951435
is it weird that I want more Jacques in volume 5? He's the character I'm most interested in knowing more about
>>7951618
I DRINK YOUR DUST, I DRINK IT UP
>>7951598
>Metallic objects slowly begin to move in background
>>7951598
>That's not... um...
>spins wheel
You have to be 18 to post here.
>>7951695
And you need to have that stick out your ass.
>>7951659
Pyrrha wouldn't do shit, she's a basic bitch who would let it happen and cry herself to sleep
>>7951629
>>7951791
ok where is Weiss hiding ?
>>7943100
their*
>>7951791
Thank you for this 10/10 edit
threads dead post game
>>7951919
If dubs suck my dick
>>7951935
damn looks like i lost
can deery become a memefu like the idiot and the gay?
KNIGHTSHADE IS ENDGAME
>>7952021
Matrial Arcs is endgmae
Eclipse is best ship
Can we have more of slutty straight May
>>7952211
We need straight May porn asap
>>7952088
Ruby a cute, CUTE
>>7952364
BEST GIRL
>>7951435
Wrong
>>7952211
>slutty straight May
Was unaware I wanted this until now.
>>7952569
There is one person who can. Greatcow
It's cute, but what does it say?
>>7952803
>I wonder if my hands...could fit inside Cinder's pussy?
>Emerald? Her? She wants to fist my pussy?? How lewd!
>Yo, Em! You want to fist Cinder? I can show you how it's done.
>*checks for lice*
>Emerald makes rape face
>Nani?
>I can lez my senpai on my OWN, thank you
>Okay, okay...good luck, bug dyke
>She wants to do what to me with her hands?!
>Oh c'mon, Cinder. I just want to massage your Arby's
>>7951435
>the call that saved Atlas
>>7952980
Is it possible for any individual to provide me a relatively fast explanation of these gentlemen?
>Eat the cookie Anon. Do it.
>>7953102
>Ruby will never handcuff herself to you
>>7953151
cute
>>7953266
>>7953224
>Qrow is the new Jaune
>>7952777
A tempting offer. I'm still working through finishing the comms I have requested. Maybe when CSLucaris finishes things. I definitely want to do some Renora Smut at some point.
>>7953266
LONG LEGS
O
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>>7953288
>One picture of qrow x cinder posted
>omg qrow is the new jaune you guys
>>7953308
so much goddamn leg
>>7953310
To name a few more I've seen off the top of my head
>That cosplay webm with NeoxQrow
>GlyndaxQrowxWinter
>>7953308
>>7953344
>2 other existing ship related shit with Qrow
>Suddenly the new Jaune
There will always be more shit with Jaune than with Qrow
>>7953380
>Nora is short because she wants to be
>>7953380
>>7953394
>>7953344
>>7953310
I'd rather ship my OC with my waifu than you characterfags
You can all agree my OC belongs with all the waifu's right?
>>7953404
>Bu-but why?
>Ruby, I was tall once.
>Fifteen hundred people died.
>>7953418
>>7953418
>People have a problem over Jaune/Qrow ships
What's the opinion on this shit then?
Reminder that Weiss is a lizard
>>7953418
>>7953633
>>7953638
>>7953633
>Have I seduced you yet?
>>7953646
>>7953678
>Cinder pls
>>7953646
>Why can't I see?
>Clearly it's not because I'm in a room with no windows or lights, that wouldn't make any sense.
>>7953678
What did Pyrrha see?
>So you and Weiss had sex last night. It was stupid of you both ya know. You guys didn't use protection I checked.
>Its okay. She's not pregnet. I checked. Just be careful. Also lets keep this between us three.... If Neptune found out hed be crushed.
>>7953745
Love is Pain...
>>7953745
>Let's hit those showers
>>7953745
>Batman's a dumb brute but not me, Robin
Wut
>You guys didn't use protection. I checked.
>I checked
>She's not pregnet. I checked.
>I checked
>>7953794
>Your a good person Penny
>>7953794
>half the panels Cyborg wanting to shower
He really wants to pound that ass.
>>7953738
A dick
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61706436
/r/ing a scar on this Weiss
Never forgetti
>>7954006
Who has the original of that really depressing Christmas family photo that Hillary Clinton has?
>>7954079
>the one person using a spear dies
>>7954105
>Your character's personality gets gutted after 1 volume
>>7954129
>the one girl you like gets murdered by the worst girl
Also the 2nd pic of the Parental Supervision lewds should be up shortly. Artist said she's finishing it up right now.
>>7954152
>Your favorite villain doesnt show up until the end of the volume
>is killed off soon after to establish a creature as a threat
>creature is killed 3 seconds later
>Pyrrha gets monkey's paw
>Three wishes left
>"Dammit, I will never let that Rube take my Jaune away from me!"
>"I wish to be penetrated deep while the Rube watches in horror!"
>"That will show her."
>>7954278
>Roman gets monkey's paw
>"I wish got a scene in this season that nobody is going to forget"
>>7954303
>rube doesnt even want him
>there was no threat of her ever taking jaune to begin with
>>7954541
>>7954541
>>7954603
>>7954646
>>7954673
>>7954646
Is this the faunus version of black-face?
>>7955027
idk maybe
>>7955027
Nah. That's just a hat. Faunus equivalent of black face would either be the fake ears or butt plug tail with maybe a dash of "muh oppression".
>>7955064
>>7955072
Cool, as long as she can wear stuff like this.
>>7955027
I don't know, but that's adorable
New Thread when?
>>7953699
But can Blake see why kids love the taste of Pumpkin Pete's Marshmallow Flakes?
>>7939913
Now who is this tall drinka wooder?