RWBY/RT Trash General #338: Ruby Lapua Magnum Edition
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>tfw Weiss will never sit on your face and command you to tongue punch her fart box
Knightshade endgame
Cow here. Alrighty 2nd pic of the Parental Supervision Lewds is up.
Can this be a Winter thread?
Or at least all RWBY's lovely older ladies
>>7955649
Maybe if Winter WAS a lovely older lady and not shit
>>7955670
Yo. Not cool. I need An Ren
Put up or shut up
>>7955696
If you insist
Good thing this is /trash/, this one's pretty nsfw
>>7955649
I don't see why not.
Wat do?
>>7955649
this is now a tf2g thread
>>7955583
>this shitty artist again
>>7955696
>>7955714
And here's something for those of you who like a little THICC
>>7955649
yes please
>>7955715
Top choice anon.
>>7955731
Damn, I don't always like suits, but noice
>>7955714
>>7955755
>tfw on diet
>remains of rice cooker pancake I made is still in the fridge
>>7955649
Is Winter really all that old, she can't be much more than early twenties
>>7955731
>>7955755
>>7955474
TFW the sniper rifle isn't a also a scythe...
>>7955778
She's old enough to hit my kink
>>7955787
I want more Winter from NDGD
>>7955724
Stay off my furniture faunus Rubes.
>There's a whole ocean of dust under our feet! No one can get at it except for me!
>>7955696
Yeah sure, take all the useless literally who's you want
So can we get an actual knight suit for Jaune. Mainly because I don't want to see his face
>>7955912
>>7955787
me on the right
Grimm Eclipse but it's produced by Platinum Games
Weiss thinks you only like boobs. Quick, prove her wrong!
Is it possible for OCs to not be cringe?
>>7956037
I'm more of a ass/legs/tummy/general lower body kind of guy
>>7956037
But I don't only like boobs, I just don't like Weiss
>>7956051
Pretty easily, but the non-cringe ones aren't as funny
>>7956051
Pretty easy honestly
>>7955715
>>7955757
ITT: We trigger Pyrrha
>>7956037
I love her milky white thighs
>>7956121
>>7956121
>any Jaune ship that isn't Arkos
>>7956103
>Team JCAK
>>7956156
Yeah the dude realize he fucked up the positions for the team
>>7956138
Considering how well it worked out for her, Arkos may well trigger her too.
>>7956121
Any Coeur fanfic
>>7955787
That Weiss looks so happy to be there and totally not regretting their decision.
>>7956112
>You will never peep on her
>>7956218
She just wants a shitty kitty to pose with so the team's all there.
>>7956225
>she knows you're watching
>>7955583
Arslan is good, pretty disappointed in Sage though
Alright anons, tell Doctor Rubes how you've been feeling lately.
>>7956501
I've been having this weird tingly sensation when I think of Velvet.
Does this show have themes?
>>7956037
I like Weiss all around larger
>>7956458
>She drops her towel
>Bends over to pick it up
>>7956742
Her name is Pyrrha and like any good OC I ship her with Jaune. She's super cool with a sword that becomes a gun and she also has a shield like her one true love
>>7956705
The best themes
>>7956790
Opening themes?
>>7956777
I don't think that's a very good name for her, there's already a character called Pyrrha in the show
>>7956501
Wrong office
Looking for the one next door
>>7956458
>>7956760
>>7956705
Yes. Waifus and shipping are the themes.
>>7956705
Do you mean an idea that pervades this work of fiction?
No, not really.
It has overrated soundtracks though.
>>7956729
You should stop having shit taste.
>>7956936
>posts neon
Miles havin' a giggle.
https://twitter.com/TheMilesLuna/status/837158570617679873
>>7956979
he can openly giggle at that one doubt he will openly giggle at all the plush images
>>7957187
>>7957187
0/10, one of the men is white. Not progressive enough.
>>7956960
Weiss an Neon are fine. Just don't post degenerate heavies.
>>7957288
>Individualism? Creativity?
Not with how you can ad lib a character.
>Your name is [color], and your weapon is a combination of [melee weapon] and [ranged weapon]. You are on a team with [color], [color], and [color].Your team name is [acronym of one of each of your initials].
>>7957187
>There's already porn of smol Nora
>>7957414
>Already
It's been weeks anon. WEEKS
>>7957432
>>7957187
>Was already fapping
>Come across this
What a cute pic to cum to
>>7955583
>paying for someone to draw two one-off characters fucking
>weird RP shipping shit with characters personalities you know nothing about
Is this the true form of autism?
>>7957849
Why are you complaining about free smut
>>7956022
GE should have just been RWBY souls.
>>7957849
We get it, you don't like fun
>>7957187
>>7957432
miles anime waifu is some little girl
>>7957992
Mocking autism is fun though.
>>7957868
Because it's there to be shit on?
>>7958155
Is his waifu best girl?
>>7958665
nope this thing
https://twitter.com/TheMilesLuna/status/837176027076046853
>>7958665
Megumin is best girl of the year
>>7958691
>>7956501
I bet Weiss is in the reflection of that lamp
>>7956501
I see the Weiss.
>>7958892
what does dragon butt smell like?
>>7959231
It smells like dragon
>>7958691
Shame, once again Miles is proven for shit taste.
>>7958924
Correct but she isn't in the lamp.
>>7957187
>>7957432
>>7959318
>that pic
Good fucking lord what is that
>>7960268
looks like barb from the thumbnail
>>7960268
A friend.
>>7957402
Self expression and growing up i guess?
Mostly the former if i had to pick
>entire team
>>7958691
Of course it's the dragon loli
>>7960640
For a second I thought that was Monty
What if Telltale made a RWBY interactive narrative?
>>7961121
Then I imagine it wouldn't be very good
>>7956501
>>7958924
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
LOOK AT THAT MIRROR NEXT TO THE ORANGE BIOHAZARD SIGN
>>7961634
You know, Joseph, when that image was first posted, I looked over it very carefully and foolishly concluded that there was no hidden Weiss.
She is becoming more devious every time.
I would do things with that Raven
>>7961712
I still think they look like they're about to film a porn parody.
>>7961903
>I still think they look like they're about to film a porn parody.
I never thought of that but I would watch it
>>7961973
Still cute at least.
I want to use Ruby's dirty stockings to masturbate
>>7962330
You're right, Blake and Yang are just friends.
>>7962330
Ah, the Japanese. I should have known they'd be involved in this.
>>7961964
Fem Tai is a slut.
Neon is a slut!
>>7962512
Prove it
>>7962512
Are you only saying that because she wouldn't sleep with you?
>>7962527
I-It's not like I wanted to sleep with you, b-baka!
>>7962448
She's the team bike, so of course.
>>7962527
Then she wouldn't be a slut, she would be a bitch.
>>7962574
You need to stop lying to yourself May, it's not healthy.
>>7962330
What is this
>>7962665
Kemono Friends reference.
What if a Shoebill faunus has a crush on you but you avoided her because no matter what she says her face always looks angry?
>>7962624
N-No, seriously I don't want to kiss you. You know I'm not g-gay!
>>7962512
Calm your huge tits Yang. Just because you had a bad experience with one cat faunus doesn't mean they're all bad.
Besides, Neon a cute.
Could someone repost the picture of yangxjaunexruby and the merc taking a shower comic?
>>7962838
For you
>>7962838
Would you date a hippo faunus?
>>7962936
>Would you date a hippo faunus?
Catgirls are better
>>7962944
Blake a BEST
>>7962956
Yes she is.
>>7962799
>face always looks angry
I'd be sort of happy to see someone with the same problem as me.
>>7962956
It's to early for shit posting anon. People are still sleeping.
>>7963007
>Neonfags accusing people of shitposting.
>Neon is a personified shitpost
>>7963021
I suppose that's true, yes.
>>7963007
Neon is a meme.
>>7962866
Would people waifu Fem!Whitley?
>>7963047
Neon is best meme.
>>7962936
Sure, why not?
>>7955583
>No tattoos
>Face of a boy
>Doesn't look like Sage
>Doesn't Arslan
>Terribly drawn fingers and toes
I hope you didn't pay much for that.
If I found that while randomly browsing hentai I would not recognize them as Sage and Arslan.
>>7957868
Just because something is free doesn't mean you can't complain about it.
>>7963021
Yes that is correct, however Blake a shit and Neon is best cat.
>>7963226
Wrong now take your medicine
>>7963226
>and Neon is best cat.
Good joke
Neon a SHIT
SHIIIIT
>>7963241
I think Weiss should wear black clothes it works well with her white hair
>>7963265
Weiss should wear skintight leather armor
>>7963183
I would
>>7963183
I'd make an honest woman out of her
Pretty girls!
>>7963325
Left to right, least to most sluttiest
>>7963341
>Blake
>Sluttiest
>Never shown flirting with anyone
>Literally only had one boyfriend canonically
Stop writing fanfiction.
>>7963350
>Implying Adam and Blake were in a relationship
Who's writing fanfiction now?
>>7963406
I'm positive M&K have outright said and hinted that they were in a relationship at some point.
Ruby!
>>7963425
Let's see if someone can back up with a source then.
And I doubt they would let a guy in his mid twenties have a relationship with a teenager, which is illegal in a lot of states. These are the same writters who don't want to show real racism toward Faunus.
>>7963436
help I'm running out of filenames
>>7963463
We don't know how old Adam is, though. He could be around Blake's age.
I don't have a source at hand either, but I am pretty sure that Tauradonna was implied to have been a thing.
>>7963479
Barb said he is somewhere in his early to mid twenties. She guessed at 23.
>>7963490
Barb ain't know shit, though.
And Blake was 17 before running away, right? The age gap isn't that scandalous, and it's been made abundantly clear that Adam is fucked in the head.
>>7963265
It is a nice contrast.
>>7963523
Relevant
>>7963463
Remember when Adam said m'love
>>7963557
Remember when Ruby said "I love you?"
>>7963574
Remember when Monty was alive
>>7963252
Kali is best milf.
>>7963258
Neon a qt
>>7963258
Neon is subjective
>>7963631
Blake is best girl
>>7962998
People either think I'm angry or sad. Not sure why.
>>7963465
>Rubee
>Rooby
>Roobee
>Rubie
>Rubi
The last two sound like stripper names, so save those for lewd I guess
>>7963702
Rooby sounds mentally retarded
>>7963711
Well it's fitting for such a retarded character
>>7963711
A fitting name.
>>7963740
Teasing the Roob is fun though
>>7963740
Where is her nose?
>>7963765
>>7963765
On her head
>>7963765
Here.
Is it true that Ruby is a bitch? I heard someone calling her that.
>>7963651
>Blake is best girl
Kek,
>>7963596
who?
>>7964045
I think he's the brother of Ren's VA.
>>7963925
She is a good girl compared to the rest of her team.
>>7964045
>who?
That famous Crossdresser
Comf Baked Alaska or decapitated yang you decide
>>7964126
>Comf Baked Alaska or decapitated yang you decide
Both
>>7964126
Cozy N'yang is best vessel.
>>7964175
>not Baked Nyalaska
>>7964126
Bee's Schnees > *
>It's been over a month since One-Night Brand updated
pls don't die
I just had a dream about raping Cinder it was noice
>>7964197
There's plenty of Yang cleavage to go around, surely Neon is willing to share a little.
>>7964423
>540x640
Changing filenames will not deceive the resolution police
http://68.media.tumblr.com/9a60209dc71b4d17b2f660a366f3b87e/tumblr_nt6p1ujN691qlol6jo1_r3_1280.png
>>7964285
Good, hopefully many other het trash fics will die. Starting with cour's stories, but I won't hold my breath on these.
>>7964349
Only in the world of dream could this happen. You CANNOT rape someone as powerful as Cinder. She is too strong and clever.
>>7964634
>She is too strong and clever.
Yeah and she got owned by a 16 years old girl
>>7964634
>strong and clever
Are you from a parallel universe where Cinder doesn't get rekt by a 15 year old girl?
>>7957402
Really makes you think.
>>7964285
Fucking this when will it update? I don't understand he updated his other stories yet he didn't update one night brand
>>7956861
>>7963502
A college graduate aged person dating some in high school aged person is pretty skeevy.
>>7965135
So is stabbing your ex in the ovaries, mutilating her closest friend, and then continuing to spearhead the largest terrorist attack in history.
>>7965142
Yeah, the point is that it's been referred to as abusive by the people working on the show. Specifically in the Volume 3 Finale Hype live stream.
>>7956861
>>7965142
What are you talking about? I ...uh... Adam is super cool you guys. His abs are much nicer than that stupid monkey Sunns and I... uh... he actually treated Blake pretty well, much better than Sunn or Yang ever could.
r8 my oc
>>7965205
One seat/2
>>7965205
To be honest, I'm just happy about the lack of edge.
>>7956861
>>7965258
Casey's outfit is like Jenny McCarthy, constantly straddling the line between sexy and straight up retarded.
>>7955583
Yeeeaaah....sorry Cow, the artist done goofed.
>>7965238
It's hard to be edgy in a chat app avatar creator
>>7965258
Why is Casey not a Faunus
>>7965352
What's the app? I wanna make some stupid shit
How would he fare in Remnant
>>7965357
Why should she be a faunus ?
>>7965357
Because Casey isn't shit.
>>7964225
>Neo collects replacement arms for Yang
>They're all left arms
>>7965114
>Is she talking to Weiss or Winter?
>>7965489
It works for both and she's honestly too angry to tell at this point.
>>7965404
>Casey isn't shit.
>>7965371
https://charat.me/avatarmaker/
>>7965530
>Neo will never be your "do as I say, not as I do" big sister
>Roman will never be your bratty little brother
>>7965555
Anon pls don't destroy my dreams
>>7965517
...but she's not...
Who or what will Jaune fight that brings his Semblance out?
>>7965643
Cinder, probably.
Or someone else of team WTCH
You can bring one RWBY character to life
Who would it be ?
>>7965593
>>7965758
Cinder. She would have the greatest effect upon Earth.
>>7965384
>Neon hitting on Jaune
>Emerald hitting on Jaune
>Even Raven
>>7965998
ENTIRE PLANET
>>7965758
god those hips are wonderful
>>7965525
I should use this as my RWBY OC and commission art of her. I think I will.
>>7966124
And people call Cow autistic...
>>7966175
>>7966224
Because he is.
>>7966124
Semblance and weapon?
>>7966224
I don't think they're calling him autistic, just misguided.
>>7966234
He's way too good at interacting with humans to be autistic.
>>7966282
should have kept his boob window
Neon Katt Stronk!
Tatoba! Tatoba!
Gata-Gatakiriba! Gata-Gatakiriba!
Latorartar! Latorartar!
Sagohzo! Sagohzo!
Tajador!
Sha-Sha-Shauta! Sha-Sha-Shauta!
Pu-to-ty-ra, Pu-to-Tyrannosaurus!
Lads, I went to a general on another board, and it was awful. It was just a big stream of consciousness. It was like a maniac asylum.
I'm glad you guys aren't crazy. Thank you for that.
>>7966394
>I went to a general
There's your problem
>>7966323
Neon would look good with some muscle on her.
>>7966394
>I'm glad you guys aren't crazy
>>7966394
We're pretty fucking crazy sometimes
but I went to a SU general once, and we arent near as bad
>>7966443
So the fag show gets stay on/co/ and we don't
Make your own RWBY character!
>>7966477
dubs of truth
>>7966477
Pretty sure SU isnt on Hiatus, or are they, I dont keep up with the schedule
>>7966477
it's fine these threads are pretty dead anyway with shit going on at least when chibi comes out we can post chibi lewds
>>7966548
>his aura cushioned the fall
Is there a release date for Vol 4 Soundtrack/score?
>>7966548
Pyrrha should've had a crush on Weiss. Jaune doesn't deserve her :^)
>>7966548
>Training starts now
>>7966627
Yeah, I deserve Jaune.
>>7966477
It hurts
>>7966484
Ooh rah!
>Weapon: gauss rifle
>Semblance: short speed boost in exchange for 10hp
>>7966477
Steven Rapeyverse gets a free pass on /co/mblr
>>7966619
いいえ
>>7966477
We're doing the exact same thing that we were doing back on /co/. And here we can post porn.
>>7966738
Kaboom baby!
>Marine's big bro: Marauder
>Weapon: rocket hands
>Semblance: short speed boost in exchange for 20hp
>>7966627
>Jaune doesn't deserve her
He deserves a nice girl. Like Rin.
>>7966817
Being on an unlisted board brings down the numbers a lot.
>>7966831
No, Rin belongs to cup Weiss
>>7966854
That's a good thing
>>7966866
>Weiss will never slurp your cup noodle
Is there any art of smol Weiss?
>>7966893
>>7966893
>>7966911
boo
>>7966911
>>7966899
Hive mind
>>7966944
>>7966934
OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
>>7966944
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Can someone do that thing where they post a cute Rube saying something cute to Anon.
I'd like to see one of those.
>>7967065
You're pathetic.
>>7967065
Here you go Anon
>>7967084
Arent we all
>>7966973
I want a STRQ sequel in a vain hope that it'll be better than RWBY
No saving the world bullshit, just raunchy college fuckery with occasional serious bits
>>7967106
No.
Just you.
>>7967117
>/rwbyg/ in /trash/
>not all pathetic
sure anon
>>7967094
I kek'd. But I think I did myself a neck injury rotating my head far enough to read that.
>>7967084
What, because Rubes is my imouto, and I want to be able to imagine her saying some cute shit to me, like asking to be taken to the fairground or some shit.
Yeah, that's pretty pathetic. Like I give a shit. I enjoy it.
i want a comic made where weiss finds papa schnee dying on the floor with what little strength he has he gestures weiss kneel to hear his last words
but instead weiss just walks over squats over his head and pisses all over his face before rubbing herself clean with his handkerchief and laying it discarded over his face
>>7967191
I think your mums dick is a 50/50 split.
>>7967218
I'm sure someone somewhere will make that for you in exchange for financial restitution.
The manga ended, short 15 chapters.
>>7967283
>>7967283
>>7967295
Das gay
>>7967321
>Ruby went from introvert who was fine listening to music while browsing weapon magazines to a social retard that can't fight for shit
>>7966484
>>7966175
She's so goffic!
>>7964634
I want some fat old japanese businessman with silver eyes to forcibly mating press Cinder
>>7966323
Eh, not that stronk. she DID lose after all
>>7967094
HOLY SHIT ! LOOK CLOSELY AT THE PAINTING BEHIND RUBES
>>7966477
Maybe people on /co/ think RWBY is worse than SU and would honestly prefer the latter stick around
>>7967420
artist has some pretty shit taste
>>7967370
>>7967525
Yup, Japan loves that goddamn ship
>>7967538
12/16.4
Would probably put my flesh log in her meat toilet.
>>7967499
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7967499
Two more waiting for you to find anon
>>7967218
That's pretty neat Weiss, but how will you commission this comic now that you're cut off from daddy's money
>>7967559
Prostitution?
Because I would be totally down with it if she chose that path. Just saying.
>>7967540
as always Japan has the shittiest taste
>>7967559
Daddy can't do shit cuz he's dead
>>7967557
Oh Fuck you're right she's on a chair and the window
>>7967406
RWBY My Immortal when?
>>7967574
Really, he seemed pretty alive last time we saw him.
>>7967499
HOW DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS?
Where do I find a steady supply of RWBY fanfiction?
AO3 is slow as shit, and FF.net can't keep me happy by itself. Is there anywhere else good to go?
>>7967640
I didn't think anyone else would remember that. One second please.
>>7967557
>>7967660
There are few interesting fanfics on spacebattles.com
>>7967640
>>7967671
Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). [[I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a huntress, and I go to a huntsman school called Beacon in Vale where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Beacon. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
>>7967696
“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Cardin Winchester!
“What’s up Cardin?” I asked.
“Nothing.” he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
>>7967709
The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.
Author's note: Somehow this all seems to fit into RWBY canon like a glove so far...
>>7967725
Readers note: I want you to stop writing this. The act of reading it is causing awful pain.
>>7967725
My friend, Ruby woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her short black hair with red ends and opened her silver eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)
Would you suck his dick ?
>>7967751
Author's point: That's the fucking point.
>>7967781
Readers rebuttal: Go fuck yourself with a cactus.
>>7967780
No
>>7967767
“OMFG, I saw you talking to Cardin Winchester yesterday!” she said excitedly.
“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.
“Do you like Cardin?” she asked as we went out of the dorm building and into the cafeteria.
“No I so fucking don’t!” I shouted.
“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Cardin walked up to me.
“Hi.” he said.
“Hi.” I replied flirtily.
“Guess what.” he said.
“What?” I asked.
“Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in downtown Vale.” he told me.
>>7967780
Probably for money or some shit. I dunno.
>>7967809
“Oh. My. Fucking. God!” I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR. “Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.
I gasped.
>>7967780
gladly
>>7967829
On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.
I went outside. Cardin was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner.
>>7967851
“Hi Cardin!” I said in a depressed voice.
“Hi Ebony.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.
“You come in cold, you're covered in blood They're all so happy you've arrived The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom She sets you free into this life.” sang Joel (I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).
“Joel is so fucking hot.” I said to Cardin, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.
Suddenly Cardin looked sad.
“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.
“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.
“Really?” asked Cardin sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.
“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Joel and he’s going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch.” I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face.
>>7967780
Obviously
>>7967884
The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Cardin. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Cardin and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn’t go back into Beacon, instead he drove the car into……………………… the Forest of Forever Fall!
>>7967912
“CARDIN!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”
Cardin didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.
“Ebony?” he asked.
“What?” I snapped.
Cardin leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then…………… suddenly just as I Cardin kissed me passionately. Cardin climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………………………………….Thomas!
>>7967935
Thomas made Cardin and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.
“You ludacris fools!” he shouted.
I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Cardin comforted me. When we went back to the castle Thomas took us to Professor Obleck and Professor Goodwitch who were both looking very angry.
“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forest of Forever Fall!” he yelled in a furious voice.
“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor Goodwitch.
“How dare you?” demanded Professor Oobleck.
And then Cardin shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”
Everyone was quiet. Thomas and Professor Goodwitch still looked mad but Professor Oobleck said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.”
Cardin and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.
“Are you okay, Ebony?” Cardin asked me gently.
“Yeah I guess.” I lied. I went to the girl’s dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out….
>>7967987
Author's note: Is anyone even reading this fucking cancer?
Post RWBY tier weapons
>>7967987
Cardin was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing ‘I just wanna live’ by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.
>>7968015
Readers note: Yes, I already told you. For some reason I can't stop until you do. Stop.
>>7968030
What up, muh faunua? I got muh problem-solver right there.
>>7968030
A weapon that summons and controls bees using music.
It shall surpass the metal gear.
>>7968053
Author's response: Well I was going to stop at Chapter five (where I currently am), but you appear to be in a world of pain, the next chapter is really short, and I can introduce Jaune!
>>7968084
Readers Pained Screaming: ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHLLLLBBAAAARRRRGGGLLLL!
>>7968044
The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple.
In the Cafeteria, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.
“Bastard!” I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He was wearing red contact lenses just like Cardin’s and he had a manly stubble on his chin. He looked exactly like Joel Madden. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.
“I’m so sorry.” he said in a shy voice.
“That’s all right. What’s your name?” I questioned.
“My name’s Jaune Arc, although most people call me Vampire these days.” he grumbled.
“Why?” I exclaimed.
“Because I love the taste of human blood.” he giggled.
“Well, I am a vampire.” I confessed.
“Really?” he whimpered.
“Yeah.” I roared.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Cardin came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.
>>7967780
I'd gobble that ice cream flavored cock in an instant
Lewd the Schnee
>>7968127
I don't know why I ship this. I just do.
>>7968138
why is Ruby wearing a kids backpack?
>>7968167
looks like a regular backpack
>>7968064
A plebian monstrosity only a degenerate faunus would love.
>>7968167
It's probably some school au
>>7968124
Author's note: Well, I skimmed through chapters 8 and 9 of the OG My Imortal and I think they would be fun to adapt, but I got IRL shit to do so it looks like you have been spared of your suffering.
Also for all of you who are curious:
Bloody Mary = Yang
Britney = Pyrrha
Voldemort = Cinder
Loopin = Qrow
>>7968030
I wish I had the one without the annoying captions and memecenter watermark.
>>7968030
>>7968030
Kalashnikov Nugget Stronk
>>7968290
Thank you anon, may Kek bless your soul.
>>7968178
looks a lot like little kid backpacks to me since it has that bigass flap on the top
>>7968340
Fuck you and fuck your meme gods.
Would you ?
>>7966893
>>7968382
Absolutely
>>7968030
>>7968030
Is this the weapon the French use now?
>>7968421
Goddammit she's everywhere
>>7968030
>>7968482
Too bad this anime never got finished
I counted 3 in this photo
>>7968505
I counted 7 and I know theres more
Our discord is alive, right? I need to contact a very specific faggot with a rebuilt skull
>>7968505
>I counted 3 in this photo
There's about 10 or 11 in this photo
new bread
>>7968533
new bread
>>7968533
>>7968540
>>7968351
Can your god resurrect the fires of Nationalism with nothing more than repeating digits and dank meme? I didn't think so.
>>7968627
It's interesting to me that Pepe was a symbol for social outcasts before becoming a symbol for white nationalists. I supppse it says something about an overlap between those groups.