Hey /trash/, Satan here. What can I do for you?

>>7938666
Checked,

How is there internet in hell?

File: 1473930798346.jpg (28KB, 327x277px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 327x277px

>>7938666
get rid of those shitty /co/ generals

File: d-d-d.jpg (11KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 480x360px

I NEED A MONSTAH TO CLOBBAH THAT THERE KIRBY

File: trips.jpg (148KB, 720x719px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 720x719px

ban pony's

File: descartes.jpg (225KB, 1584x1460px) Image search: [Google]

225KB, 1584x1460px

>>7938902
Just give him the Dedede

File: 1448588733581.jpg (171KB, 540x720px) Image search: [Google]

171KB, 540x720px

>>7938666
Well lets see:
>Remove HG generals
>SU, TLH, and RWBY threads moved to /aco/
>revision of Global Rule 3 so the "if x then mods ban y" threads can be removed
>cut down pony thread overlap (if there's a furry version, there's almost always a pony one somewhere nearby)
>real world shit stays on /b/ or elsewhere

>>7938857
Get rid of those shitty /co/ mods, and the /co/ generals will move back to /co/.

>>7939000
>>7938666
Satan, grant this man's wish.

>>7938666
get me into the military

Give me a girl to kill. Dubs seals the contract

Give me a dragon bf. Please. If you have time. Mister Morning-Star sir. pls no bully

>>7938666
satan why are you a legoman

>>7941730
This. If no multiple rows of big tiddy nipples or trio dragon headed man, then it's the wrong guy.
#notmysatan

File: 1486473443850.gif (47KB, 120x120px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 120x120px

>>7941998
>or

>>7939000
he finally got trips

the madman actually did it

>>7942308
>implying he hasn't done it before

>>7942744
he finally got trips again

the madman actually did it

>>7939069
This plz>>7943174

>>7938666
Will you be my waifu?

>>7938666
End my life as quickly and painlessly as possible

>>7938666
Eh, depends, what do you want in return?

>>7941664
jenette mcurdy

>>7939000
This

File: 2120171210.jpg (246KB, 1200x800px) Image search: [Google]

246KB, 1200x800px

>>7938666
>666
how does he do that?

>>7938666
Hey, Satan. You mind if I get a job in Hell? I heard the hours are long but the pay is great.

>>7944642
Anon, the band in hell plays all night long. It's a sold out show and there's only one song. There is no rhythm. There is no rhyme. They just play on and on. Until the end of time

>>7938666
Just kill me please, like right now.

>>7939000
>didn't call trips

Lol into infinity

File: 1487776994229.jpg (12KB, 480x358px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 480x358px

>>7938666

you can check these dubs

You can be my bf

File: ?.png (12KB, 160x160px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 160x160px

Ban threads that could be on other boards (the loud house, star vs whatever, ponies, pokemon, undertale, etc.)
If people want to have "x general from y board but with porn" they can make a discord instead of shitting up /trash/ and taking up space. /trash/ is pretty much just a furry board and for other degenerate garbage and I love it that way.

Hey, Satan, just got a personel request for when I go to Hell. When I get down there can you turn me into a really fucking hot anthro fox girl so I can be your pet or some shit. That'd be nice, thanks love u

Can you remove the gays from /trash/? Thanks

>>7938666
Can you make all my deepest, darkest fetishistic desires a reality?

I'm willing to offer my immortal soul, so long as I can continue my fetishes in hell.

File: 1384383343251.png (100KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 250x250px

I'd appreciate it if you would stop trying to send demons to earth

>>7938666
Kill people that wants to remove threads :3c.
>stop being little babys and deal with it :>

File: yeah.jpg (26KB, 500x307px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 500x307px

>>7938666
So, what horrible torments await me? All the different churches keep waffling around with what the Eternal Punishment is.

make me like drawing again

>>7951743
I know that feel.

>>7938666
Destroy the trump tower, then recreate it using only flat 4x2 lego slabs.

Give me immortality, eternal youth (early twenties) and extreme willpower.
Make furries real.
Kill anime.

>>7954954
A fool's wish, enjoy waiting for the end of eternity to find your place in hell. It won't matter anyways, you'll have already lived it.
The key is to wish for eternal life and to be very hard, but not impossible, to kill. That way when you're sick of life after about 1000 years you can off yourself.

>>7951328
>implying Doomguy wouldn't wish for more

>>7955095
>implying Eternity will be bad
Video games exist.

>>7955573
eternal youth*
dur

File: IMG_0277.jpg (51KB, 536x718px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 536x718px

I'd seriously love it if you got Raggedy Princess more screen time, attention, and lewds.

File: depressed-man.jpg (54KB, 358x335px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 358x335px

>>7951743

File: 1488341113694.jpg (135KB, 1280x852px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 1280x852px

if dubs give me mod status.