ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite gym leader?

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>>7926361
>Nope
>Hand got caught on a rib
.... dude
the chest aint for fistin
>Tug on the controller cord a bit
fucking hell

>>7926372
Well how bout I jam my 27 centimetre cock in your ass while you suck off your gay lizard spagheti

>>7926390
i love dicc

>>7926387
My Feraligatr
He cant get enough of it when loves it when I reward him with a quick noodle slurp
>>7926405
nah, I will pass

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>>7926402
Well that worked. Sorry I can't keep my hand out of holes.
You know how to play videogames?

>>7926413
lame

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>Make a purchase on a house in Sootopolis.
>Wait for stuff to happen to help.

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>>7926426
>That earns Biker a chuckle
yeah dude
obviously
>Roll to bluff enough to at least get the game started up

>>7926429
Whats wrong with Feraligatr dicks?

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>>7926488
>Toss boots on the floor.
>Chill.
You played this game before?

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It's been a few months.

Anyone remember me, or has the population shifted?

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>>7926510
hahaha nope
>Bs your way through this game Dave, you can do it
>How hard can video games be?

>>7926505
they arent wak dicks

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>>7926518
I've never seen you before! I'm not sure I've even seen your species!

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>>7926413
This is you isn't it?

>>7926554
No but I wish it was
>>7926530
wak waks are my 8th favourite reptilian pokemon dicks

>>7926579
>8th
shit taste desu

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>>7926528
>>7926510
Videogaaames! my trainer used to play these all the time
>sits in Bikers lap

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>>7926518
You made a wish to jirachi didn't you?

>>7926586
They are still pretty damn good, but they just look kinda plain compared to other reptile pokemons dicks and are not as fun
But either way my Feraligatr is nuzzling my cheek and getting handsy so I gotta go before he starts to think I am mad at him

how do i lewd my trevenant

>>7926673
Convince it to temporarily leave its body and possess you
Then you can both enjoy the lewd as he messes with your head and makes you do stuff
Or use one of his branches as a dildo if you are feeling Brave and ain't afraid of splinters

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>>7926673
With fire.

>>7926692
Might go for the first one
>>7926699
y tho?

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>>7926714
Because fire.

>>7926714
Just be careful though i have heard rumours of trainers letting their ghost pokemon possess them for lewd purposes and the pokemon liking it that much they decide to stay and take over their trainers lives
Though none of the cases have ever been confirmed so I am sure you will be fine

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>>7926738
..Does this also apply to pokemon being possessed by ghosts?
Or is it just humans?

>>7926774
I dont know but from what I have heard it works like this
If a ghost pokemon possesses a living thing when they either are not aware or don't want to be possessed the persons body basically rejects it and eventually the ghost pokemon will get kicked out like a common cold or something
But apparently however if that person willingly lets the ghost pokemon into them and 'have' the body it does not reject the ghost and the ghost can stay as long as they want and have just as much, if nor more control as the person even if the person changes their mind about it later and wants the ghost out of their body

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>>7926828
Well, that's..interesting.
So if someone gets bodyjacked willingly and all that goes on, is there no way for them to get the ghost out?

>>7926867
Supposedly from what I have heard there are some mystics and such that know how to both spot and get ghosts out but they are rare these days
But also of note is apparently standard anti ghost things like cleanse tags don't work on repelling the ghost pokemon if it has taken over someones body

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>>7926921
Ah, I wasn't being specific enough, sorry.
I meant if the ghost had already assumed full and total control of the body.
Although that is also interesting, the mystics and the cleanse tags. What if one were to consume a cleanse tag, or something similarly repelling?

>>7926950
Supposedly yeah, there is no way for the person themselves to get the ghost out if they just hand their body to a ghost for a little bit and the ghost decided to stay forever
But like i said earlier there has been no known confirmed cases of a ghost pokemon completely taking over someones body permanently but quite a few people online believe that is because the cases where the ghost pokemon has successfully gotten total and permanent control of someones body the ghost pokemon covers it up which would be why it has not been discovered

And there are even some crazies who believe that when a ghost pokemon gains total and permanent control of the body and decides to keep the body forever, once the ghost stays in for a certain period of time the original persons soul gets kicked out of the body and sent to the distortion world as if they died and the ghost pokemons soul becomes the bodies new soul
But both of those outcomes are unlikely as they are all just rumours with no real way to really prove that either outcome is true and noone sane is willing to test to see if it is true

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>>7927062
Interesting, veeery interesting.
The first scenario is quite plausible, the second, with the booting of the hosts soul, sounds ridiculous.
I'm tempted to do some serious science now.
Buuuut it's late, and I've got work to do in the morning, so I'll thank you for your time and for sharing your knowledge with me, and head off for the night.