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>>7920545
me

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>>7920545
Lord Bork

>>7920545
Not gengar.

>>7920545
fuggable shortstack fish

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>>7920545
Blaziken is cool.
>>7920465
>Cop miss.
>Biker swings his cleaver for the dude's neck.
>Dusknoir goes for a Sucker Punch.

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>>7920582
>Anon used confuse ray
>It's super effective.
????????????????????????

>>7920545
EELSTACK

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>>7920582
>>7920690
???

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>>7920615
>Miss
>Blaziken goes for a Blaze Kick on cop!
>Hau'Oli guy is scared shitless and hides behind Blaziken!
>Cops go for the same roll as before!

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>>7920545
inazuma

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>>7920733
>Blaziken fucking trips and falls onto right onto the cop, getting the taser stuck in his gut with the shitty landing
>The cop is stuck under Blaziken, who is convulsing
>The other cop trips over Blaziken and falls on the pile, tasing himself in the process

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>...and now for the trending topic news
>Gateon is seeing a sudden influx of tourists after the last clue of "Where in the World is Blue" pointed out to a location in the middle of the Orre desert
>While local shopkeepers may be happy with the revitalized economy, treasure hunters, adventurers and other men of opportunity might not see them in the same light
>"They're all a bunch of kids with a deathwish", says one local scrapper
>"The desert is no place to be camping out", says one other local trainer
>Meanwhile, the base camp at Pallet Town is as overrun as ever with fangirls clamoring for Blue's return.

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>>7920733
>>7920794
>Wriggle out of Blaziken's grip.
>Roll to behead one of the cops while Dusknoir tries to pick Blaziken up.

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>>7920794
>>7920813
>You didn't kill him
>He's screaming, cleaver sticking out of the back of his neck
>Dusknoir, for some reason, grabs Hau'Oli guy instead
>"Well! If it isn't my knight in ghostly armor!"

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>>7920888
For fucks sake.
>Pull the cleaver out and kick the cop off.
>Pick up the fire chicken.

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>>7920888
>Blessed by Bork
>>7920932
>Now that the taser is no longer in Blaziken's stomach he should be fine
>The non-cleaved cop gets up and attempts to tase Biker

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>>7920950
>Tased.
For fuck-
>Dusknoir holds Hau-Oli guy in one arm and aims a Sucker Punch at the cop.

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>>7920704
Zibel what are these weird people saying??
>Confused squirtgun noises

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>>7920980
They like you in a special way, heh

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>>7921002
But I don't even know them!
How could they like me?

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>>7920980
I dunno! They're weeeeeeird.
>Roll for percentage of ship patched up.
>Last two numbers decide.
>>7921002
What do you mean?

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>>7920979
>Missed!
>Blaziken tries to Blaze kick the cop
>If he misses the cop batons Biker

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>>7921065
>Biker gets batoned back into reality.
For fucks sake! Fuck off!
>He falls on his ass and tosses his cleaver at the cop,

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>>7921026
Doesn't matter, they're harmless hehe

>>7921055
A very special way eheh
Good job on these holes by the way, he

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>>7920491
Oh well, probably not important anyways.

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>>7921087
>Frustrated chicken squawking
>Missed!
>Blaziken attempts to kick the cop again!
>If he misses Biker gets the baton again!

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>>7921055
Yeah they are!

>>7921122
>Curious fishtol stare

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>>7921136
Fuckin' finally.
>He grabs his cleaver and Dusknoir follows after him.
Come on, we're going to my fucking place.
>Start walking.

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>>7921132
You are always so positive about stuff..

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>>7921122
Thank you! We've still got a ways to go.
>Keep patching stuff up.
>>7921154
>Pat the fishstol bro.

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>>7921164
>Hau'oli man accepts his fate
>Blaziken, however, squawks in protest, gesturing from his clothing bag to the megastone arm bad

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>>7921213
>>7921197
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>>7921002
PEENCH>>7920980
>>7920979
>>7920950
>>7920932
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>>7920813
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>>7920551

>>7921242
>attacks its weak point for massive damage

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>>7921234
Fine we can take you home. Can we get away from the fuckin' massacre?
>Usher the chicken away from the crime scene.

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>>7921272
>The chicken accepts these terms with a high pitch peep and follows Biker

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>>7921213
>Yay pats
>Do the fix-y thing!

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>>7921213
Heh heh, I'll check the propellers and stuff

>Get to the engine rooms
>Roll to check for mechanical problems

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>>7921315
>Roll to find wherever the fuck chicken is supposed to live.

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>>7921346
Woo! Good job!
>Fixing stuff!
>>7921375
Thanks Gask! Tell me how it looks.

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>>7921386
>You found it!
>Blaziken knocks on the door to Jacket's apartment, and after half a minute Dave answers the door
blaziken... who the fuck?
what the hell du
>Blaziken squawks and smacks Dave with the hoodie bag
whatever
party at chicken chans
come on in

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>>7921403
>Drive shaft is all gunked up
>Waterfall that thing clean
>Oops now it has no lubricant

>>7921403
Eh heh, looking good

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>>7921448
Who the fuck is Chicken chan?
>Whatever, walk past the 90% naked dude and find somewhere to wash up.

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>>7921472
uh
dude with the jacket
and the chicken mask
kinda quiet
eats lot of pizza
dont know what else to say man
>A nonchalant shrug is Dave's answer as he riffles through the hoodie bag, eventually settling on and sliding on a generic red hoodie
thanks blaziken
>The chicken is paid with head scratches, one hand running through the feather along the head and neck, the other scratching underneath the chin

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>>7921554
>Hau'Oli guy is sat down in the living room.
...Jacket?
>He looks around the house.
Guess that explains the furry masks.

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>>7921641
what you like
know him or something?
>Hau'Oli guy just sits down on the floor, pondering what god he angered for his entire life to be torn down in one swift encounter with a chicken

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>>7921470
Good work Gask! Come help with the patching, please?
>Flamethrowering stuff into place.
Uh, you don't have any fire moves do you? How about you just set up metal for us to get to, okay?

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>>7921680
Yeah sort of. His place is kind of a dump.
Met him on a job once... I forgot how that job went.
>He rummages through Jacket's stuff.

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>>7921693
Heh eh, sure

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>>7921743
it aint that bad
dude
the fuck are you doing
>From his spot on the couch Dave flicks a piece of popcorn in Biker's general direction

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>>7921817
Chill, I know he has to have some cool stuff around here somewhere.
>Roll to find cool stuff.

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>>7921792
Thank yoooou!
>Dooo doo doo this is my flamethrowering soooong.

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>>7921693
>Help eelbuddy with the welding thing
Hey! Uhm.
What are we gonna do when we fix the ship??

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>>7921867
whatever
as long as you aint stealing shit
so uh
he gon' be alright?
>Dave flicks a piece of popcorn at Hau'oli guy, who just blinks and continues staring into space

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>>7921991
>Nothing cool found, just some shitty polaroids.
He's just gotta relax for a bit. Give him some time to let it sink in.
>Biker crashes on the couch and looks through the polaroids.
>Jacket with some dude with a big beard, both are in military gear.
>A bunch of pictures of him with some blonde chick.

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>>7921929
Um! We're gonna use it to stay awaaaaaay from trainers and humans and stuff!
It'll be like a base. Gonna take some work thooooough.
>Keep working!

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>>7921920
>Let the eelbro heat things up

>>7922059
Sounds like a plan heh heh, still need more like minded friends

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>>7922030
>He leans in close enough to see the pictures, overtaken by curiosity
didnt know jacket has a sister

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>>7922174
>He laughs.
Dude, no way. That's his dead girlfriend. Some dude in a rat mask killed her. Dude lost it and wiped an entire police precinct out.

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>>7922059
Oh, right!
It's gonna be so cool when it's done!
>Excited Remivolver noises
>Weld up those holes!

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>>7922116
We doooo! Gotta figure out how to recruit some!
>>7922278
Of cooooourse it is!
>Pat bestgun and get back to patchin' stuff up.

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>Cosmog falls into a river

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>>7922269
gf
haha what
naaah
jacket is gay my dude
>His laugh is hollow and fake

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>>7922462
>Gadreel fishes the Cosmog out of the water and heads back inside

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>>7922502
Maybe like bi. I'm like 99% sure he had a thing with Beard here.
>He points back to the photo of Jacket posing with a dude with glasses and a red beard.

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>>7922554
uhhh
aight
so hes got skeletons in the closet
spoopy
as long as they fugging
stay in the damn closet
idgaf
> Dave shrugs and leans back on the couch, sideglancing the photos in the name of snooping

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>>7922326
>Yaaay pats for remi
Wanna see who we can find in the ocean around here??
>Gets distracted and hydro pumps a sheet of metal onto a hole instead of flamethrowering it
>Roll for pressure weld?

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>>7922658
You want a slice of that crazy cake, dude? I mean if you get hurt expect him to go full crazy on whoever fucked you over. I'm not here to tell you what to do.
>He throws the polaroids in Dave's lap and goes to rummage through more of Jacket's shit.

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>>7922664
Hey nice work! Sure, sure let's see if we can recruit some buds.
>Equip Remivolver.
>Splap up to the edge.
You ready?

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>>7922727
hahaha dude
i grew up with crazy
you heard of lusamine?
>Dave flips through the polaroids, and it somehow only just hits him that he's known Jacket for a grand total of a week

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>>7922896
Yup! Let's go find some friends!

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>>7922896
Eh heh, ready

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>>7922925
Isn't she getting treated for some drug thing?
>He shrugs and keeps messing with stuff.
You alright dude? You look like you just got hit with the same thing comatose Joe over there did.
>He turns on Jacket's boombox.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIQXmvtY9xo

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>>7922978
Coooool!
>>7922983
Let's go.
>Hug the Remivolver and hop backwards into the ocean.
>Gotta keep best fish from realizing that a 30 foot drop hurts.

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>>7922991
yeah
nihilego shit
but like
bitch is my mom
and she never gets better
crazy cunt
>The polaroids continue to be messed with, mostly to give Dave something to distract himself with
hahaha yeah man
no worries
>Again, the hollow laugh
huh
yeah uh
fine
perfectly

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>>7923142
>He walks up to Dave and bops him on the head with the blunt edge of his cleaver.
Tell me your problems, dude. Before J over there gets up and tears my eyes out.

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>>7923031
>Eelfriend hugs best hugs
>Fishtol would hug back but, again, no arms.
>Sploooosh

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>>7923031
>Jump into the water in style
>Which also hurts but is cool
Heh, let's go

>>7923280
Heh heh, making friends at gunpoint

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>>7923280
>>7923353
Cooool!
Okay let's go go go!
>Find friends!

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>>7923272
>Dave tries to brush it off with laughter
no dude
do i look like a guy with problems?
man
just like
how long has this chick
>He waves a Polaroid with the blonde chick on it
been ded

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.....
>teleport to boat.

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>>7923436
>Watch.

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Good evening!
Hope you stayed dry in the rain today. Unless you're a water type, then I guess you had fun in the puddles.

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>>7923482
I've been hanging around in a cave, was there much rain?

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>>7923461
......

zzzzzzzzz

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>>7923482
Hey there.
I stayed dry, fixed some things, swept a bunch of floors.
I've had better days, but it's alright.
How was your day?

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>>7923419
>Swim
>Swim
Any idea where to go, eh?

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>>7923434
>Squint at him.
Probably a few months? You sure you're okay?

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>>7923511
Hehe~
>Smack it off the edge.

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>>7923543
......
zzzzzz
>teleport

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>>7923506
Just enough to keep people inside. Made rifling through trash cans easy.

>>7923513
Good enough I suppose.

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>>7923514
Uhh, there's a reef-y kinda thing over-
>Splet in general direction of it
That way!
I think.

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>>7923514
>>7923559
Hm, sounds good to me!
>Swiiiiiiiiim towards it.

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>>7923543
>teleport behind.

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>>7923482
Bored, mostly.
Planning.
Plotting.

>>7923506
Oh hello, I thought you went to the bunker at the earliest.
Although it explains why all your stuff is still here.

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>>7923550
>>7923590
How many of these things are there? Oh well~
>Go mess with the fishcrew's stuff.

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>>7923557
Oh.
Are you doing alright?
>>7923594
Heh, nah we got teleported out with camping supplies and a treasure map.
It all got timed pretty well with the moving to the safe house though

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>>7923604
......
Coffee?

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>>7923617
Coffee!
>Hand the weird dog a bag of coffee beans.

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>>7923627
.........

thanks.

.....
>Goes back to sleep

>>7923641
Nighty niiight~
>Go mess with fishcrew's things.
-Pink Frillish

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>>7923583
>Excited squirtgun sounds
I really hope we find someone who wants to come with us!

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>>7923607
A little tired but nothing out of the ordinary.
What about yourself splotches?

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>>7923607
That explains a few other things as well.
Either way, managed to get the last pieces done and glued on Claydol yesterday, though it hasn't been active in days, not even a routine check up.
I'm genuinely worried.

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>>7923722
Just woke up really.
Been sleeping in a cave for today.
You know how sleeping cycles for artists usually are a bit weird.
But I am doing great.
>>7923735
That does sound worrying.
I hope its not due to the new parts.
I don't know robotics though, I have no idea if this is a good or a bad thing.
But I suspect its bad.

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>>7923735
I'm a little worried about that too.
Fuck, it feels so quiet here. It's unsettling, and I can't pinpoint why.

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>>7923735
...
>Claydol sits in the corner, shiny and clean, but unresponsive

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>>7923735
>>7923816
>PLAY ROCKIN TUNES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-1YsSAiluQ

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The dig sites in Unova are pretty good tonight.
How is everyone?

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>>7923720
I'm suuuuure we will!!
>Try to attract some attention.

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>>7923775
I really, really
REALLY
hope it's not the new parts.

>>7923816
Indeed.
Things have gone far too quiet.

>>7923839
Uh, thanks.

>>7923824
>Walks all the way to the workshop
>There sits the Claydol
>Hopeitworkshopeitworks...
Command: run self diagnostics

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>>7924033
Normally I'd at least have chatted with Ray a little, checked in on how the rest of the crew's doing.
As it is, any sound is welcome, just so I have something to listen to.
>>7923839
Nice tunes. Got any Carpenter Brut?

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>>7923528
yeah dude
fine
perfectly fine
just like
the dead chick he apparently loved enough to go murderhouse for was a hot blonde babe
and here i am
hot blonde babe
idk man
tell me blue
do you think im pretty?

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>>7924033
Uhm...
Have you tried turning it on and off again?

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>>7924033
>Garbled voice
Grrrzzzzzzztttt.....
Xxxrrrt. Ghcvvhd.
Vghgddbhgv.
>Hovers into a wall
Aecxgcb Cobtdbhg

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>>7924106
YES
>LOADING TUNES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYtVf0wvPpc

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>>7924120
Solid 8/10.
You... Okay dude? Is this some relationship stuff I'm not getting?

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>>7923892
I'm hanging in. Currently listening to >>7924135 blasting music and sipping coffee.
How's Unova treating you? Things mostly calm there now?

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>>7924106
The crew as it is now feels, lifeless.
I really hope to get on that Devon thing soon.

>>7924135
>Yessssssss

>>7924130
>Oh my fuc
>Not god
>Hal get in here and try to reason with the clay
>Wait, how do you even interact with clay
>I've got no other option
Command: mindlink with me

>>7924126
If I could turn it OFF now

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>>7923892
Find any cool rocks lately?
>>7924120
>hops on the couch
You're pretty cool, is that what you meant? Also who are these people, new friends?

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>>7924175
>Claydol's mind can only be described as "blank"
"Awaiting command"

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>>7924174
Yeah the politicians have mostly got their heads on right. People aren't shooting up the streets or anything.
>>7924229
Mostly looking for fossils. Any gems or rare rocks I usually hand off to museums or collectors.

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>>7924240
>OKAY we got connection
>This thing got no personality core at all
>OS and AI in need of an update
Abort current command
Run self diagnostics

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>>7924259
Good. I fought in the first dust-up out there, hoping next time I'm in the Region the only shots fired will be rum set alight.

>>7924274
Careful there, mind-linking's a rough ride if you're not used to it...
. . .
that's why it's so fucking quiet...

>>7924274
"Scanning..."
"Voice module obstructed"
"Bodily mass:61%"
"Operational capacity:87%"
-Claydol

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>>7924229
Hey zap dog. You friends with fury-in-denial over there?

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>>7924371
I know, but there's a pokemon in need

>>7924375
Identify failing components
Identify location of voice module

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>>7923905
>Confused Remi noises
Where is everyone??
There's always a ton of people here!

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>PLAY: HONHON MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UroDQJZQkcY

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>>7924259
Oh how about them fossils then?
>>7924397
I'd like to think I am! You smell like chicken chan did when I first met him, why's that?

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>>7924151
uuhhhhh idk
just the slight feeling that im a replacement for a dead girl
no biggie
>>7924229
i mean
guess so
maybe
dude
do i look girly to you

>>7924371
Pff. I hope so, bro.
>>7924476
Really good! Plenty of really well preserved Archen and Tirtouga fossils out here.
-Cradilyguy

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>>7924484
Uhhh you're not like super manly man but I wouldn't say you're girly.
>>7924497
That sounds pretty cool, what do you do with the fossils after you find them?

>>7924424
"Voice module:two inches under head"
>Looking closely, one would notice glue over a small hole
"Portions of body missing"

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>>7924476
Just a shopping trip with Dave's KFC over there.
How are you?
>>7924484
A replacement? Dude, if the guy likes you he likes you.
Don't be a dick to yourself. I can't believe I have to be the one to tell you this.
>>7924475
Nice tunes robodude.

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>>7924508
>Two inches under head
>Roll to find the hole in question
Identify portions of body missing
>Hope it is none of the new eyes or the new hand

>>7924507
I usually take them to the nearest restoration place and have them restored.
I work mostly in the field but I also work part in introducing fossil pokemon back into the environment.

>>7924553
-Cradilyfag

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>>7924507
cool
thanks
>>7924517
idk man
im a bar hook up
pretty sure i was supposed to be a one and done
dunno man
he doesnt talk so
no idea how he feels about shit
.... pizza?

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>>7924459
>Tired Eel noises.
Well... Maybe they're sleeping. Uuugh.

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>>7924517
I'm doing good, hungry though
>>7924569
Pizza is always good!
>>7924553
I've never met any fossil pokemon, are they nice?

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>>7924569
Sure, pizza.
>Grab a slice.
Should I give you the checklist?
>He grabs a crumpled piece of paper out of his pocket.
>>7924582
>Offer the zapper a pizza slice.
If Jacket wakes up I'm getting the hell outta here before he blasts me.

>>7924551
>Lists parts of it's body
>Much to your chagrin, they include all the bits you replaced
"Visual sensor error: detect parts when other sensors indicate they are missing"

>>7924573
(i tried coming up with a character to join zibel's crew but all i found out was there are literally no water pokemon i like, sorry dude)

>>7924600
(That's fine. You don't HAVE to play a water type, the fishsail name is kinda a work in progress anyway. As long as they can get onto the boat in a way that makes a decent amount of sense I'm fine. Besides Zibel makes stops on land every once in a while so you can try and hop in then if you want.)

>>7924600
(If you're in discord you can DM me if you want. No pressure either way.)

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>>7924596
>nom that za
why would chicken chan blast you?

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>>7924573
Yeah, maybe.
Probably.
...It is pretty late actually.

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>>7924598
>Fuuuuuuck
>Can't find the mouth piece either
>Try again to find the mouth
Replacement parts have been affixed into position
Calibrate sensors with new parts

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>>7924646
Oh well we can try later. Hmm...
>Swim to the beach in Slateport with pistolfisho.

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>>7924646
>>7924669
Sounds like a plan, eh heh

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>>7924655
>>7924598
>Zeta comes out of Pokeball and examines potterybot

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>>7924596
what
of fucking
his personal feelings on everything
pretty creepy but whatever
sure
dont really have to worry about jacket waking up though like
dude fucking sleep like a brick
watch
>Lay a slice of pizza across Jacket's eyes like some sort of shitty sleep mask

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>>7924690
Say, if you could find the mouth piece I would be glad. It seems to be obstructed.
It's also not recognizing the new eyes and limb, no idea why but I hope it's a software problem.

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>>7924642
Bad blood. Loooooooooot of blood.
>>7924778
Pff, take a bite out of it first, man.
Cool.
First question: How many times has he tried to kill you?

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>>7924669
Okaaay.
What are we doing now??

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>>7924682
>>7924792
>He hops onto the beach.
Uhh... We're gonna get some parts for our ship.
>Roll for if he knocks over any sandcastles.

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>>7924792
>>7924810
Heh, careful with that sandcastle.
It's some magnificent thing.

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>>7924791
>Stack another slice on there
uh
none?
there was the kinky knife play
and one time i almost got counter punched in the gut
and that other time where he got his fist stuck in my mouth
thats it though

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>>7924821
Well that's one point to the loving you scale.
Do you have any connections to the r- hhh, Almian mob?

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>>7924810
Oh, okay!
>Stare at the big cool sand castle
>Roll to not hydro pump it cause my mouths hanging wide open in amazement

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>>7924815
Ooooops!
>>7924867
Remiiiiii!
>Go to the Soda Shack and get the crew some sodas.

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>>7924880
Sorryyy!
It was really cool too..

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>>7924862
>Slice number three on Jacket's face
>Let's see how far we can go before he wakes up
what the actual fuck is almia

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>>7924867
>>7924907
>Nothing to heh about
>At least we got the memories

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>>7924909
I'll call that like .5.
Has he ever tried to do some kinky shit to you while wearing a mask?

dlǝɥ

>>7924965
>unflip anon

>>7924973
ʞɔnʇs llıʇs ɯı

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>>7924945
>Slice number four
the knife stuff
sliced my stomach while wearin that wolf mask
>>7924990
>flip anon turnways

>>7924990
shit lemme uh..
>apply copious amounts of lubricant to anon
>un-stuck-ify?

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>>7924907
>>7924920
>Divy out the sodas.
Drinks on me boys!
>Roll to get the Giratina brand Coke into your mouth and not splash it in your eyes.

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>>7925017
>Coke
>AAAAAAAA
>In my eyes
>AAAAAAAA x2

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>>7925010
Two point five. Final question. He ever let you in his car?

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>>7925067
>>7925076
>CONTINUED SCREAMING
>Try to take a sippy regardless of blindness.

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>>7925017
>>7925067
>>7925097
>woosp thats not how you drink soda
>Splash some water on both
>Roll to not accidentally splash sand instead

‰

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>>7925109
>Sand in face/eyes
>AAAAAAAAAA INTENSIFIES
>Sipp worst cola regardless of how bad everything currently is

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>>7925109
>>7925154
>SCREECH
>ROLL TO NOT FALL OVER

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>>7925154
>>7925159
>How could this happen
>WHY IS IT ALL HAPPENING
>Open up some mineral water on them
>Odds and there's no water and I will have to Waterfall them both, gently

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>>7925109
>>7925154
>>7925159
I've had enough of you all.
>LV43 Palossand attacks!
>Palossand aims a Shadow Sneak at Gask!

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>>7925159
>TIMBURRRRRR
>The fish both go flop
>The soda is spilled
>Internal skree-ing

>>7925174
>OH GOD WHAT
>ICE BEAM IN FEAR OF LIVING SANDCASTLE

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>>7925172
Oh I can s-
>>7925174
EEYAAAAAAAA
>Zibel used Flamethrower!

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>>7925174
GHOST
>WATERFALL

>>7925189
>>7925193
YOU DARE D-
>>7925198
>Palossand is KOed.

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>>7925220
And staaaaaaay down!
>Flamethrower it.

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...
>Fashions a pool chair and leave it up on the deck for Gask.

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>>7925220
>GLASS IT GLASS IT GLASS IT
>FLAMETHROWER

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Hmhmmmhmmmmmmmm~
>Cleans up the lower rooms.

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>>7925226

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>>7925354
Hello?

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>>7924790
I'm here if you need me.
I'm just doing some research, checking some blueprints, occasionally trolling some random Kanto shithead's TrainerBook group.

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>>7925220
EH HEH

>>7925226
What's the plan now, eh?

>>7925354
Shoo shoo
>Ice Punch the air to get it to go away

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>>7925354
>Fly by SQUAWK-ing

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>>7925357
Are you guys trying to out yell me?
I swear if this is a yell-off I'l win this one.
SQUALKS LOUDLY!

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>>7925368
Uh, we gotta go get ship parts.
>>7925377
>Oh god that's loud.
>Pained eel screech.

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>>7925364
The Claydol seems to have gone silent again, hell.
At least I got a hint of what is going on, and it seems that it is indeed a software problem. Except for the mouth piece that I can't find yet.
>Roll for one more try

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>>7925375
Oh yeah?
>Really loud squawk.
>>7925368
What the hell?
>Loud squawk.
Are you trying to freeze my wings?
I thought this was a squawk-off not a battle.

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>>7925377
>BIRD
>FISHY SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF LUNG

>>7925395
>throw brick at squorsheel

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>>7925413
Yes?
>tiny squawk

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>>7925368
>>7925395
>>7925413
>Slap asses.

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>>7925417
>Sandy plop.
>>7925428
Who are-
>>7925430
>EEL SCREECH

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>>7925428
Hi!

>>7925430
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>7925377
>>7925411
>Cover ears
>These birds are squawking their lungs out
>Maybe literally

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>>7925441
Hello there.
...
Are you guys gonna start squawking?
Or did I win already?
Or is this not a squawk-off?
>>7925444
This is not a squawk-off is it?
I'm sorry.

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>>7925468
It's not a squawk off!
Who aaaaaaaaare you?

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>>7925402
Well, at least we know the source of the problem.
I figured out why it feels so quiet, and it's not just because we unloaded crew to a ground location.
Ray's not here, and it feels a little strange.

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>>7925472
Oh.
Sorry for the squawking.
I am Wingull, I chill on these beaches.
I sometimes peck at fries.

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>>7925468
>Attempt a squawk
>Probably just splets
We're here to get some boat stuff! Or something.

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>>7925499
>Gets splet with water.
Boat stuff?
I love boats, I hang around to see if I can peck at fish.
I like pecking at fish, its better then fries.
>Splets some water back.

>>7925493
That's nice to know.
>>7925518
You know where we can get any boat stuff?
-Zibel

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>>7925468
>Uncover ears
>Did the squawking end
>Good

>>7925493
>>7925518
Boat stuff, eh? We need boat stuff. Maybe a whole boat. Full of stuff, eh.

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>Lubricate the drive shaft with goo.
...
>Tidy up.

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>>7925525
>>7925559
I know where there are lots of boats.
Just follow me I'l bring you to the boat place.
>leads them to the shipyard.
>Squawk.
They keep shooing me away with waterjets.
They don't want to share their fish with me.

>>7925577
>Leads them to a pirate den filled with swashbuckling pirates with eyepatches and everything.
>They Yarrr at the Squawking.

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>>7925577
>>7925593
UHH.
>FLAMETHROWER A PIRATE

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>>7925577
>>7925593
uuuuuuuuuuuuh WHAT
>WATERFALL the closest pirate

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>>7925577
>>7925593
Analyzing...

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>>7925619
>>7925604
Are we attacking the pirates?
We shouldn't stick around, these guys are dangerous.
I see one of their boats being ready.
That's boat stuff right?
>Blasts a pirate into the water with waterpulse.
>Yarring becomes blubs.

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>>7925654
Yes!
>Equip fishtol.
>Flamethrower.

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>>7925083
pretty sure i was fucking
drunk as hell and puking up blood in his backseat that first night
kinda fuzzy
>Sixth pizza slice gets put on the approximate location of Jacket's right nip because no more face room

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>>7925619
>Missed
>Ended crashing into some barrels
>Try not to panic
>Panic
>EARTHQUAKE

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>>7925662
Three point five. Point five lower than the girlfriend.
Pretty sure you have a chance dude.
Higher than Richter and Beard.

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>Flies to a pirate boat.
>Waterpulses a lone pirate off the deck.
Guys guys.
>Squawk.
I found a boat.

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>>7925682
>Pause with the seventh slice right over the left side of Jacket's chest
really
man
gotta work that point five then
losing to a dead chick
>Plop that pizza slice over the left nip and reach for another
how many do you think well get before he wakes up

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>>7925780
I just put the point five because you had no clue. One of your fuckin' drycleaners might be Almian.
>Put the eighth on his crotch.
I'm betting like ten.

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>>7925693
What the hell?!

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>>7925693
Woah cool.
>Splap after him.
>>7925831
Hey! We're gonna take this! Okaaaaaaay?

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>>7925668
>idk what I hit but I know pirates are in the retreat
>also things are falling from the ceiling
Eh heh let's take a ship and woosh away

>>7925693
Good job he...

>>7925831
GET DOWN
>WATERFALL

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>>7925831
>Pew
>Charge beam the ex-butt pirate
>No booty plundering today

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>>7925831
>Loud squawk.
Mine now.
Go peck at some fries yourself now.
I'l be pecking at fishies.

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>>7925828
>Ninth goes on the belly button
victory will be mine
just gotta fucking
weed out my contact list
all three people on it
well see dude
im betting like
fifteen

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>>7925892
>>7925888
>>7925885
>>7925866
>and ultraspace portal opens up and something comes through it
>The sound of intense Flexing can be heard as Buzzwole comes through it

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>>7925866
>>7925892
I can't let you do-
>>7925888
>Ded
>You killed Jenny
>She had a long life ahead of her
>Who's going to tell her younger sister what happened?
>Who's going to pay the bills?
>How's the little Oshawott at home going to be fed?
>I hope you're proud of yourselves

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>>7925888
Holy shit.
>>7925915
Uhhhhhhh....
>>7925922
>Grab the wheel!
>DRIVE

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>>7925922
>FISHTOL AINT GIVE A FUCK
>Fishtol is just happy he did a thing

>>7925937
Let's gooo!!

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>>7925888
>Watch fishgun murder a pirate in cold blood
Heh, good thing I'm grounded

>>7925922
Good drama, heh, but we'll take this boat

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>>7925922
>Buzzwole picks up the Dead Body
>and stab his stinger nose thing right into the corpse to succ out all its blood
>his muscles seem to pulsate as he 'drinks'

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>>7925915
Hi?
>Flaps around, unfurling the sails.
>>7925922
>Steals her aqua cap.
>Might have pecked at her eyeballs a bit.
>Squawk.

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>>7925950
>>7925966
>Wooosh!
>Out of the pirate cove.
Cover the back boys, make sure they aren't following us!

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>>7925922
>>7925937
>>7925950
>>7925966
>A certain something is sitting on a shelf...

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>>7925973
Dude, or should I say lady, that's kinda disrespectful, heh

>>7925979
>>7925982
Heh heh, open seas
>Roll to not being followed

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>>7925966
Ice beam!

>>7925982
Okaayy!

>>7925984
Oooo, free omelette.

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>>7925973
holy hell
i can hear that slurping all the way over here
>Puts the 10th pizza slice on Jacket's stomach
hey blue
thats the 10th slice
jackets still out cold
i think it win

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>>7925984
Uhhh, someone check on that!
>>7926003
Fuck.
>Open the sails!
>Roll for the wind to be right and a speed boost.

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>>7926003
>spots a few ships after us.
>Roll to use mist.

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>>7925984
Eh uh?

>>7926010
Don't eat the egg, eh

>>7926022
Eh heh, careful with that.... button?
>speed boat concealed as a sail boat
>FRIGGIN WHOOSH