would you bully your switch pup, /trash/

Yes, it would seem like fun bullying it every time it sasses me

>SwitchPup talks shit about me playing a game about kids in spandex shooting goop at each other
>remind it that the switch is a flop
>kick it out my room
>Switchpup whines and yelps in her cage as I continue to play zelda

>>7921244
>not making her watch you play a different console for giving you lip

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>>7921206
not for bully

>>7921206
yes switch dog is the dumbest fucking meme since harambe

>>7922017
objectively incorrect, we dont have fappable harambe lewds

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>>7922017
>implying the other switch-tan designs are any better

>>7921602
now you're own to something

>>7921206
gonna miss this unique tan once the next console is out and it's back to boring anime garbage

>>7921244
>switch is a flop
bruh it isn't even out yet, did you forget Nintendo has the highest selling handheld already? Bitches got the market cornered.

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DENY HER HER FACE

>>7922017
it's the best tan.

>>7925273
kek

>>7921206
Who came up with this shitty dog idea?

>>7930351
Nintendo, it was intentionally designed to be an appealing face, being a dog just followed naturally

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only with tickles

>>7921244
>shes the one wearing spandex and she wants you to goop on her

>>7931775
god that's cute

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>>7930351
Gats

>>7931775
cute!

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>>7931953

>>7937540
datass

>>7921206
You say that like its a question.

Boy Switchie is one of the best things.

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>>7921206
oh man... I swear if I end up buying a switch, it'd be for no other reason than that damn thicc dog.

Thicker

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>>7921206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPSCjnwD3gc

>>7947720
*incoherent screaming*

>>7952614
>Fat, round ass
>but no tail
my boner is conflicted

>>7921206
>be console hacker
>force switchdog to do weird things in an attempt to find bugs to exploit in her programming
>ignore her pleas for mercy as you trigger an overflow that lets you run unsigned code
>laugh at her every time she stammers "b-but this isn't authorized software!"
>neglect her by refusing to install firmware updates that would patch your exploits

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>>7921206
Bump

So, who else here is going to be calling around tomorrow to find a store that will have any available Switches in their order because preorders (some-fucking-how) sold out?

>>7954714
>>ignore her pleas for mercy as you trigger an overflow that lets you run unsigned code
>>laugh at her every time she stammers "b-but this isn't authorized software!"
Unf

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>>7921206

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who's ready to cuck switchie tomorrow

One day left

>>7921206
>>7962481
>>7964133
>Can't find job.
>No money for Switch
>Can't play Zelda or join the Doggonsole master race.

:(((

>>7962481
Is there any game coming out at launch that isn't Zelda?

>>7962481
If I can find one, Nintendo ran out of preorders so long ago

>>7967240
Tons. My personal favorites so far are Super Bomberman R, Snipperclips, Fast RMX, and Shovel Knight. There's a few others like 1-2-Switch and Just Dance, but those are the ones that stand out to me.

>>7968563
I am still amazed Konami actually made a new Bomberman game

>>7967240
There are a ton coming out in the first month, including the Splatoon 2 test launch and a lot of indies

So, anybody else heading to Walmart tonight for a midnight Switch launch?

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>tfw can't trust the Switch to not shit itself

>>7921206

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>tfw poorfag

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>>7971605
>art of Switchpup shitting herself
>none of her farting

>>7925273
so who is gonna have switch dog get her face stuffed with cock while both joycons are missing so she cant see it happening

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anyone have the fullsize of this image?
The last switch thread died and none of the archives have the image

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>>7979716
same with these other two

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>>7979716

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Switch will ruin all your electronics
You're only allowed to play with her.

>>7979716
>>7979724
>>7979727
Pretty sure I've seen all of these on e621

>>7981723
I wanna bury my face in that giant vagoo

>>7981723
How, she melted the T.V.

Who got a Switch and who's going to have to wait til {later date approved by Nintendo}?

>>7983581
Have you ever seen the movie "Man's Best Friend"?

>>7926675
Only good tan

https://youtu.be/494bj5nb6tQ

what did she mean by this?

Never have i wanted to hug a game console so much

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can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown

how is it?

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>>7988859

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Do you think we will see some hotglue pics on launch day?

>>7989834
This
I wonder how long it'll take before someone cums on it

>>7983581
You can still play the switch without a TV

>>7940061
Underrated post. Took me a second.

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I was doin a shitpost doodle but then I kind of liked it.

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>>7979716
canine_pussy is the best tag

>>7993658
That thing is beyond a red rocket, it's a red ICBM

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>>7979724

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>>7921206

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>>7993658

>>7993658
this is good

dont die faggot

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>>7921206
Bump

>>7964277
Have you considered Labor?
Statistically, Labor pays more than most other low-education jobs, it also has regular hours*, Benefits**, and A sense of accomplishment***

*Regular hours vary by company, larger commercial firms will usually guarentee 40 hours minimum while smaller firms may have anywhere from 0-60 hours in a given week.
**Benefits without question begin six months after you join the company: if you join a good company, you stay on. If you join a bad company, they will lay you off the week before benefits happen. talk to your coworkers and find out how long people last generally. Remember: there is no shame in bailing on a shitty job.
***Sense of accomplishment may be confused with blood loss, post-nasal drip, stiff / aching joints and muscle fatigue. Labor *will* either help you get fit from the raw physical exertion or drive you to become fatter from depression-related overeating. Remember: doritos are your only friend, unless they are evil carbs.

>>8014167
Dude I just wanna fuck the dog, not listen to your life story.

>>8014203
GET A JOB YOU FUCKING FROGPOSTER

>>8014167
In my country you have to have a degree to be able to work in labor.
The same with janitorial and other such jobs, if you're uneducated you're basically guaranteed to be workless.

Wow still alive

>>7940707
Switch
Starts with one heart and soul heart (the blue and red variant) and a special active item called "No Games" that looks like a blank game box that damages the holder upon activation and does nothing positive.

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Is there male Switch-tan porn stuff (preferably skinny, not thicc)? I'm curious.

>>7996031
Is her butthole shaped to accept LEGO technic axles?

>>8026229
If so, can it possibly charge the LEGO Bionicle Piraka eyes?

>>7977223
I take forever to sit down and draw but I swear to you I will draw switch dog f-

wait, there ARE switch dog fart pics

>>8027541
can you still drawn some please?

>>8030743
sure thing

>>8030891
Thank you

>>8035564

>>8025179
Where can I see the other Switch-tans?

>>8036459
/v/

>>8015337
Huh.
So, wait, what about labor requires a degree?
'cause, from my end, the most mental thing most laborers have to do is multiplication and / or division.

I can't imagine having to wrote a thesis to go pound nails for a living.

Woof

Enjoying your BotW?

So, who has gotten a switch?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12479761

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>>7921206
based on how many complaints the switch is getting for being shitty quality (chock-full of glitches, bad wireless, game cards don't work, dock scratches the screen, plus a lot of others), I'd bully the shit out of her until she gets her act together and starts working properly

>>8045757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc

>>8045757
>>8045859
>makes high pitched incredibly loud sounds in the middle of the night
Just like a real dog!

>>8045757
>>8045888
When will she get neutered?

>>8045859
This is fake news

>>8046740
Explain? No really explain, because I have no interest in watching that video?

>>8045757
kek

>>8047095
the tl;dw

>the switchable parts are really fragile and temperamental, you have to assemble them properly or they'll get stuck and you'll need to carefully use a screwdriver to unstick them. It seems to be easy to put them on backwards and get them stuck if you aren't paying attention
>the portable screen can't be treated like a mobile phone and will scratch easily, you have to either get a protective screen cover or treat it very carefully
>you also can't just throw it in the dock or it'll get scratched to shit, the dock may also be of poor build quality, hard to tell
>the only legit game is zelda and it seems to crash a lot and have graphical glitches (haven't played it so idk how common it is or if whoever made the video just scoured the net looking for rare glitches)
>nintendo doesn't give a fuck about stuck pixels and their website says "stuck or dead pixels are normal on mobile screens"

the last one is the only part I found really alarming

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>>8048288
>nintendo doesn't give a fuck about stuck pixels and their website says "stuck or dead pixels are normal on mobile screens"

>>8048288
I have binge watched over 70 hours of live streaming footage on twitch and never saw zelda crash

>>8047095
People's switches are breaking and they are posting dramatic videos on YouTube about how the new console is a piece of crap. Nevermind the fact that you can have a loud minority representing only 0.0005% of the whole community. If those 50 people scream loud enough, they could make it sound like all 100,000 switch buyers are experiencing that problem.

>>7979716
>>7979724
>>7979727
Maybe don't save thumbnails next time, bud.