BOOM!
HG THREAD
GIVE ME 24 OR MORE OF YOU BLOODY GITS!
Tricky
Maa
Eggman-kun
Maggie Lacivi
>>7916493
Kenshiro
Mokou's DNA into This Guy's body
Junko Enoshima
>>7916521
Boop
Champ
>>7916493
Fucked up Yin
>>7916542
b-boop me eggman-kun-senpai
>>7916493
Quadsman, the digit master
>>7916493
Aku
Sunset
Vice Admiral Smoker
>>7916552
Rename to useless faggot
>>7916493
Gladmane
Taddle Fantasy
>>7916493
Groose
Davis Pickle
>>7916464
>disliking tricky unironically
I don't understand
>>7916493
Slime Tits
>>7916566
Is that President Snow from Hunger Games
>>7916493
Robbie Rotten
Gekitotsu Robots
>>7916493
Alexander the Great
>>7916493
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7916577
YUKINE, DO NOT WHITE KNIGHT ME. IT'S OKAY! I APPRECIATE YOUR KINDNESS!
Chaldea's booty
>>7916493
Animu Girl
>>7916493
Gabriel
Brad Burns
>>7916607
me on the right
Can one of you twats check the Bransteele website? it seems off on my end.
>>7916493
Aikawa
>>7916493
Leo
>>7916493
Mad Dad
>>7916632
>is good for me
Nevermind, the damned thing is back.
Swaps and whatever.
>>7916632
(Fine on my side)
>>7916650
SATISFACTORY. I AM IN THE FIRST POSITION, FOR I AM THE BEST, AND DESERVE ALL FIRST PLACEMENTS!
Odin
>>7916650
Looks gud senpai
>>7916650
>>7916641
He should fight
>>7916650
>Flipping through a book of notes he looks through the names of the various tributes.
I've yet to see many of these tributes perform, but without being in myself I'd have to place my odds on the Vice Admiral, Alexander, or Robbie.
>>7916650
>>7916523
>>7916678
Swap me out for this loser I guess.
>>7916650
>Quadsman
What about Dubs?
>>7916691
Seems I've spoken too soon. Thank you for the opportunity Miss. I'll be sure to wage an efficient and well played war.
Shimakaze (male)
We begin!
>>7916715
Give em hell
>>7916745
Nuffink here to nick, I reckon.
>>7916708
>>7916745
Lo-loser? I-I'm not a loser. I-I'll show you w-who's a loser when I w-win this game....y-you hear?
>>7916744
>kissu
>>7916745
im tired of running away everytime i enter this games
>>7916558
>>7916756
How long until you "stop caring" and btfo post again?
>>7916756
>>7916745
Eggman-kun actually shows some form of a threat, incredible.
other than that, some punk gets his shit kicked in by a slime, shameful.
>>7916792
You never can tell
>>7916795
>Awesome! Thank you
>>7916756
Of course.
>>7916745
Traveling equipment for the days and nights ahead.
>>7916802
An unfortunate event. It's what the horse is for though.
>>7916802
Jeez kid, I'm not going to hurt you...too badly. I have some sense of humanity.
>>7916802
Slime tits.
Ken's only weakness.
It is not shameful,it is honorable.
>>7916802
Lovely gaff to set up shop in! Unbelievable, some luck I 'ave.
>>7916802
Junko's american inspired body gets the best of her in a mindfield.
Robbie Rotten rottens pickles live with a hatchet.
And last but not least, Odin chooses to let the Champ of food eating contests live.
also some guy died escaping this place, like the little bugger he is.
>>7916802
I am satisfied with this
>>7916763
Yeah, yeah. I don't care if you win or not. Just don't let my spot go to waste.
>>7916847
Don't come any closer, bruv. Don't have to be no scrap here, ri'?
>>7916847
Someone does something, this got stale fast.
>>7916554
beep
>anon
>>7916802
>He notches the bow, struggling slightly
Hnng, th-this is w-why I prefer to let my s-sisters...do this s-sorta stuff.
>>7916883
A gathering of clowns and a psychopath in a metal mask. None shall be missed.
>>7916919
A working beast well past its usefulness. Allow yourself to be put down without a fight.
>miss 3 games in a row
Just...
>>7916969
And with that, one of the three I had placed faiths in falls without so much as a fight.
>>7916995
Another of the three falls, don't tell me that I'll have to revise my notes of all you.
>>7916847
Y-you k-kinda make me feel uncomfortable...s-sorry.
>>7916852
O-oh yeah? w-well what if I win? H-huh? I think it's only f-fair if you stop bullying me.
Are people that host manually frowned up?
>>7917032
Only by faggots
>>7917016
and thus Leo's reign end.
>>7917024
>>7917016
An odd place to find yourself isn't it? This place, that is. An arena of combat with no actual negatives to losing, just purely a place to test strategies and their efficiency.
>>7917032
(Hosting in general is welcomed)
>>7917032
>Some people have no choice, because they can't run the programs. I don't see why it would be frowned upon unless the host took to long.
>>7917046
>Odin killed Leo
M-MY ACHING BLOOD!
>>7917046
And the loser proves to be a loser.
>>7917046
Quite the coincidence indeed. I hadn't taken an ambush into thought. To have the last remaining of the three topple me, as well as a man sharing my retainers name.
My gratitude to our host, the mistress that gave me her spot, and to our winner, when that time comes.
>>7917067
Technically I won
>>7917067
Done!
>>7917046
What an upset. Ah well.
>>7917067
Good job you two.
>>7917024
>>7917067
See? Even the host agrees with me. You're a total loser.
Well, at least you didn't die in the bloodbath. I'll give you that.
>>7917067
Sorry to turn on you like that, nut you're the only one left. You understand, right?
>>7917083
>>7917093
I almost went all the way through February without winning. This couldn't have been timed better. Thanks for the game.
Who do you miss, HG, and why?
>>7917093
Second place? I shouldn't complain, I did well enough.
>>7917083
>>7917093
Congratulations, it would have been an excellent second victory among these simulated battles. However these notes are just as valuable.
Where is Nepgear? I need to tell her I love her.
>>7917128
Discord cancer
>>7917083
Congrats
>>7917093
Thanks for hosting
>>7917119
Matoi
Matoi
>>7917093
Good on ya, Moocow! Thanks for the game.
>>7917119
>Midfag clique for obvious reasons
>>7917093
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>7917119
>inb4 I'm not listed again
>>7917067
>>7917101
T-they're o-obviously talking about t-the other guy!
>>7917083
>>7917093
I suppose y-you want me to th-thank you. But I'm too much o-of a loser to do that.
>>7917144
>Nepgear
>Cancer
Uh, no?
>>7917119
Eruna
my love
>>7917119
>I don't really miss anyone. I haven't interacted with people as much as most others here have.
>>7917146
>>7917155
>>7917158
And thank you for congratulating me.
>>7917093
Congratulations Mokou!
Thank you very much for hosting!
Who's okay for a quick FOXHOUND gaem?
>>7917177
If they hang out with the cancer then they become cancer
>>7917215
Go for it if you really mean it.
>>7917215
FOXHOUND 127
First 24
>>7917215
I'm ready to pick up the roster when you go "maybe one day" on us.
>>7917215
Maybe one day?
>>7917237
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>7917237
Suz
>>7917237
Fat bastard
>>7917237
Leo
>>7917237
Cirno
>>7917237
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7917237
Kumiko Oumae
>>7917237
Tiny snek
>>7917237
Kaito
>>7917237
Gabriel
>>7917237
Leona
>>7917237
Vaporeon
>>7917119
Booce and Joseph because I like them.
>>7917237
Odin
>>7917237
Ghosto
>>7917237
KANAKA KAGAMI
>>7917237
Baby Bonnie Hood
>>7917237
Yellow Heart
6 more
>>7917237
Accelerator
>>7917285
Specter
>>7917237
Smolgore
>>7917237
Akatosh
>>7917237
The Player
>>7917285
Shella Naruse
>>7917237
Lord Beerus
Veuillez vérifier
>>7917320
Yeah, whatever you said.
>>7917320
Looks just fine to me! Please go easy on me, everyone!
>>7917320
Seems suitable, my assumptions for victors besides myself reside in Kino, Kanaka, or Specter, if not myself of course.
>>7917284
BEST GIRL
COMMENCING OPERATION
>>7917237
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>7917320
>System is now online
Shall we?
>>7917361
What the heck? There's nothing here, nothing at all
>>7917280
>You probably guessed it but I passed out this morning, so sorry. You don't need to reply, I just felt guilty, I've been passing out on people too often.
>>7917320
Looks fine, continue when you feel ready.
>>7917361
Unknown is right.. My GPS doesn't even work here..
>He looks around and sighs.
>>7917361
>>7917377
Nevermind.
>>7917358
>>7917361
Cheer me on inside voices! I got all kinds of goodies to take home.
>>7917385
It's 11 PM
>>7917357
(When I just type and don't re-read what I've typed I feel like an idiot.)
>>7917361
The same reason as any other. In an attempt for victory and on the side to takes notes of everyone's performance for future reference.
>>7917361
For the bragging rights, offcourse.
>>7917390
>Makes spoopy ghost noises instead
MOVING ONTO DAY UNO
>>7917361
Yeah, I made it in. So how much will I get paid for doing this? Only that much? Pathetic. It''s like you guys don't wanna keep me! Well if you do, you fucks need to think aout your workers next time!
>She hangs up on her cell phone, cheerfully skipping to the battlefield.
>>7917383
>Had an idea. The body wants what it wants.
ready or not, here I come!
>>7917413
What kind of sticky tape is this even supposed to be?
It doesn't even stick.
>>7917413
Heavens you animals truly do run to the slaughter don't you. I've heard that charred snake and roasted goat are excellent meals.
>>7917413
But that was MY data!
...I think...
>>7917284
>boops
>>7917413
Kinda reminds me of myself to be honest.
>>7917413
Ahhh, god damn it! Once I finished with you, not even your mum with recognie you!
>>7917413
Oh, hey this little guy is kind of cute.
Huh..? H-hey little guy what are you doing..?
>It used tackle and pushed into into the acid bath.
NIGHT 1
>implying you didn't do a favor to Cirno
>>7917410
This is the wrong theme for this game I need something else!
>>7917413
>>7917428
Those are my dvds of the morning cartoons I watch!
>>7917436
Yeees?
>>7917480
Nothing. Just wanted to boop you. Good luck, best sea pee you
>>7917478
D-damnit...I knew I s-should've just w-went in alone..
>>7917478
With that I must Thank you for hosting for us. What few notes I've gathered from this simulation will do me wonders later on.
>>7917478
>sits on all 3
Made the wrong move today laddehs.
>>7917478
That's much better, thank you.
I'll kill you last.
>>7917480
You must be really stupid then, tape isn't cartoons you idiot
>>7917391
go to bed or the TICKLE MONSTER's gonna get you
JOUR DEUX MOFOS
>>7917478
They'll never find me here.
>is unaware she's hiding outside of the smoke cloud
>>7917488
I'll do my very best inside voice #2!
>>7917512
Stupid? I was told I was a banana brain so that must mean I'm really smart you dumb ice cube.
I swear, if any of you fuckers interrupt this awkward silence post.
>>7917544
It just is, don't talk about it.
>>7917546
You fool, everyone knows bananas are the retards of the fruits
and ice is crystal clear, just like my mind. You're the stupid one
>>7917544
First time I use one of this, im glad it work out.
>>7917559
Oh wow, for once I post some shit about some awkward silence and I'm not interrupted. It's a Christmas miracle.
>>7917559
>a tiny fart emits from the bastards rear
Oi. That one just squeezed its way out eh?
>>7917563
>Bananas are the retards of the fruit
My nigga, what you say
NIGHT 2
Holy shit Vaporeon's squad is going hard on them bitches
>>7917589
Goddamn, Fat. Did something crawl up your ass and die? My fucking eyes are watering over here.
>>7917601
Have you ever looked at a banana?
They can't think straigth
>>7917563
I slipped on a banana once and hit my head. The banana was on the table too.
>>7917615
That's unfortunate.
Is the banana okay?
>>7917613
I've seen them. But how are they the retards of the fruit. What evidence do you have ice nigga?
>>7917478
Excuse me but have you guys seen an apple I dropped? I have many but this one was special! Really special.
>>7917544
I'm too tired for this shit. It will come back sometime.
>>7917610
Ewww! Who would actually do that? I don't want to be seen with a loser like you!
>>7917610
AND ITS A HOMEEE RUNN!
>>7917627
I was just trying to make a joke, you know.
because they curve
>>7917640
Oh, right.
Skipping peace
>>7917666
Thanks for hosting in advance, cocksucker.
>kissu
>>7917436
>Notices your bulge
OwO
What's This
>>7917649
Maybe you should think before you speak, my jokes are hilarious.
>>7917650
I don't see any walls around here, boyo.
>>7917666
I have a dad?
>>7917611
I think I sat on three others a couple of days ago. They probably met a swift "end".
>>7917643
Hey I remember you. You're that babeh I got nicked out of a deal. Come here you little gigot.
>>7917666
Where's a keg when ya need one...
>>7917681
>kissus back
>>7917666
Is it over finally? I needed to get a new finger anyway. I can't be going on without my favorite finger!
>>7917624
I ate it.
>>7917650
That does sound like fun.
>>7917694
What if the walls are actually the walls of prison. The prison being life itself. And death is the only escape.
>>7917700
>a new finger
Context
NIGHTO VIER
>>7917701
That's what bananas are for, you did atleast one thing right then.
>>7917704
Are you trying to be smart or something?
You're just saying weird stuff in hopes you impress people, but that won't work on me.
>>7917719
Goddammit Liquid.
>>7917735
Why would I want to impress everyone if I hate everyone.
>>7917719
God, your voices are terrible, don't put my name on this mess
>>7917712
Here. >>7917413
>>7917719
I think we can all say that I'm the leader of this little group.
>>7917754
A. NEW. FINGER!
>>7917748
I don't know, you tell me.
I can't read minds you know, that's what those weirdos that live underground do
*BUMP*
The fuck was that?
>>7917761
>takes an ice wing
>>7917766
>>7917769
>fucking dies
>>7917766
>The whole process was an all night job. She collapses once she reloads her next rocket and as soon as she does, the alarm goes off.
>>7917779
>takes another
THE FEAAAAAAAAAAST
>>7917793
>trips you
>>7917801
>turns into a puddle of water before you can do so
>>7917804
Not today.
>>7917804
>>7917821
>scoops up and throws into the freezer
>>7917821
>takes dress
>>7917805
>>7917804
Wo-woah woah!
>The hooded girl was holding a knife out as she fell. Swinging them wild, she stabs the tripper and falls asleep when hitting the ground. Missing the feast due to sleeping.
NIGHT 6
>>7917852
Fat bastard ate them
>Wake up and come back on just in time to miss 2 games
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
>>7917852
This aint right..
>>7917865
Missed 3 faglord
>>7917835
>
>>7917836
>you just take it and nothing special happens
>>7917846
Insipid...Cunt...
>>7917852
'ello there miss! You're not doing anything naughty, are you?
>>7917880
>takes the ribbon
She's good
>>7917889
>>7917873
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
>>7917908
Cirno confirmed for Ice Cube
>>7917894
Now is the time to end the show.
>>7917880
LOOK AT ME
I AM THE CIRNO NOW
>>7917894
>She looks to the last of her apples, picking off the stem and throwing it behind her.
Three. Two. One!
>>7917883
You should really learn to not mess with little girls. It never ends well!
FINAL 2
>>7917919
>>7917930
>melts
>>7917954
But I dont want to visit the blue wasp now..
what a waste..
>>7917954
Go to sleep already. I won- ugh. I won't...
>She slides against the wall she was standing near, her head hitting the ground hard.
IT IS OVER
>>7918001
Thanks for hosting, even though I didnt win..
>>7918001
Take that YOU BITCH!
>>7918001
Oh you can just go eat shit and-
CONGRATS
>>7918044
Thanks for the game
AND THANKS FOR PLAYING
>>7918060
>Thanks for hosting
>>7918060
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7918044
>>7918060
Guess I'll thank you for doing this.
>tfw i miss garnet
>>7918044
Congratulations
>>7918060
Thanks for hosting
Guys im looking for the midfags meme, does any have it?
>>7918060
Congratulations!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>7918076
Eh? The hell you talkin' bout?
>>7918120
My bad, forgot you were playing her.
>>7918076
>tfw I miss Matoi
>Rides in on a whale.
>>7918140
>removes you from existance
>>7918140
Fucking kys Parsee, you shitter
>>7918076
No one misses me
>>7918149
Who the fuck are you?
>>7918140
Parsee, get off Junko, now! Bad kitty!
>>7918140
>puts Cirno's dress on you
LOOK AT YOU
LOOK AT YOU
YOU ARE THE CIRNO NOW
>>7918153
As if you really think I would say
>>7918140
>fugs
>>7918160
Because saying who you are defeats the purpose of trying to get attention?
>>7918160
This is why nobody misses you.
Timid and forgettable
>>7918171
Then I'll receive dank pity (You)s and I can't cash those in
>>7918140
Bi' of an odd entrance, innit?
>>7918155
>Holds up a sign.
>>7918146
>Is now banished to the shadow realm.
>>7918156
>Stands up tall and proud.
>>7918147
>Holds up a sign for you as well.
>>7918175
>implying I'm not hoshi
Nigger
>>7918135
And don't you forget it.
>Way too tired to do anything. See you guys later.
>>7918187
Pussy
>>7918179
>Crawls over to you while carrying a cherry and offers it to you.
>>7918194
Cunt
>>7918177
Isn't that everybody's endgame?
>>7918192
>See ya dude!
>>7918198
>eats it
>>7918192
later Garny
>>7918201
Candyass
>>7918192
See ya later, mate
>>7918221
Wanker
>>7918198
What's this? Looks like some nosh you'd get before the Crackening, I'll say. Mind sha-
>>7918213
Bastard!
>>7918233
>slithers away under a nearby dresser
>>7918213
>Waves my hands violently at you.
>>7918233
>Looks around for something else to give.
>>7918250
These are cute Parsees
>>7918228
Cuck
>>7918257
Cock smooch
>>7918244
>autistic screeching in ebongics.
>>7918250
Tha' thing looked proper tasty too. Nuffink like what we get in our cans.
>>7918264
M-maybe. What of it?
>>7918269
>Runs away and after a few minutes I return with a burger, but it was floating and I am riding on it.
WHERE
IS
THE
SHITSTORM?
>>7918276
Cock juggling thundercunt
>>7918289
>eats that burger
>>7918296
S-stop
>>7918305
Cock
Jockey
>>7918302
>Crosses my arms. It was clear that I am angry about this outcome.
>>7918289
Let's get this out onto a tray. Nice!
>>7918302
>Before he can get it out onto a tray, this fat cunt ate the burger.
I swear on Gladstone's flippin' grave, touch another bit of food and I'll knock your bloody lights out!
>>7918328
>>7918316
U-unf
>>7918343
Outta names for now
I want to use Parsee's ass as a cocksleeve.
>>7918384
Same
>>7918375
Can I call you daddy?
>>7918336
>Banishes you to the shadow realms.
>>7918333
>Runs away again only to return with the best treat ever! Pudding!
>>7918388
Sure. You're already a disappointment though.
>>7918278
Thanks senpai
>>7918413
Pudding!
>devours immediately
>>7918417
>cums
>>7918432
>ywn feed Peech pudding
>>7918436
>shoves your fucking nose in it
>>7918451
I demand more pudding please!
>>7918413
Phwoar, that's well good!
>Looking around to see potential thieves, Pickle prepares to eat the pudding.
Bone apple t-
>>7918432
>Pickle, accepting his fate, hops in a moonshot bullet and launches himself into the Drakensburg, killing himself, countless Scavs, the Bosun and Bolin's pleb tier waifu.
>>7918457
>Cleans it up off the floor with tongue
>>7918470
Disowns you
>>7918461
Ask nicely first, Peesh.
>>7918465
Rip pickle. He was fun while he lasted.
>>7918497
>Orgasms from the sheer emotional trauma
What's going on out-
>>7918470
....okay.
>>7918519
>reads the sport section
>>7918512
I said now.
>>7918524
>Sits nearby wearing collar that reads 'anon's slut'
>>7918518
>Prioritising Pickle over literal perfection AIfu
(You'll names don't even mean happiness.)
>>7918550
>detonates the collar via remote
>>7918576
>explosion envelopes us both in a searing blissful death where we ascend to the afterlife together
>>7918595
>cooms
>>7918535
That's not how you say please. I heard the pudding I got gets 100% more tasty if you say please first.
Sooooooooo... anything interesting going on?
>>7918655
Someone jizzed on the floor and then exploded.
>>7918655
>
>>7918628
Pretty please!
>>7918674
Oh. Don't see that every day. Anything else?
>>7918693
O-Oh. Hi. Fancy seeing you here again.
>>7918696
>Gives Peesh not one, not two but THREE whole puddings with Neptuna's signature on it
That's a good sea pee you. Now don't eat it all in one second!
>>7918655
After watching for a short amount of time... I'm not sure how to answer that...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mtCkhPHZr1
>>7918724
>tfw you're not tricky
>>7918708
Not really. Just kinda hanging out until something happens. You got a name?
>>7918738
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tpl9wJltg2
>>7918720
After hearing about what happened, I don't think I know either. Not a host in sight, I'm guessing?
>>7918745
That sounds about right. I'm Cody. You?
>>7918758
"Sticking to the training regimen I gave you, Cody?"
>>7918715
Thank you mister!
>runs away at incredibly hihg speeds to a safe location where she can enjoy her newly obtained puddings
>>7918655
I burned a tree.
>>7918758
It doesn't look like there is, Sadly.
>>7918758
Bea. Nice to meet you I guess.