ITT: Pokemon are real.
Who is best fish?
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Still vapey
>>7908209
Me
>>7908209
fish
>>7908221
ur not a fish tho
>>7908167
>The kitten smiles as she looks around the gardens... although she sneezes softly after inhaling a bit of ash.
...I smell... burning...? ...This place is pretty, though.
>>7908186
...Oh, hello. Who're you?
>>7908209
I don't know any fish.
>>7908111
>Someone carelessly left a pot of boiling water
>Gunfish splooshes into hot water
>Nothing to heh about
>Ice punch the water
>>7908244
I'm Zigzagoon! Goon!
Are you here for puffs?
Puffs! Puffs!
>>7908248
>STARTLED FISHTOL SOUNDS
>ICE BEAM ALL THE THINGS
>>7908111
At least you can be out of water.
>>7908209
Remi.
>>7908248
GASK!
>>7908244
>Close by, a Drilbur tends to a few berry trees
>Roll to notice newcomer
>>7908272
Oh, hey, bro! I didn't think, like, chu'd make it here so fast!
>>7908244
There's, like, a volcano nearby, I think.
The ash is OK for the garden at least.
Alright... I'm gonna, lie, try to cook Puffs for 'chu two.
>Ray leads them in, and rolls for ability to cook.
>Evens is an average Puff, odds are meh but passable.
>>7908301
Puff! Puff! Puff! Puff!
Thanks! Thanks!
Goooon! Goooooon!
>>7908248
>Don't you Ice beam on me
>The water isn't even boiling anymore
>Take out fishtol and try to calm it down
>>7908275
It was that or boiled fish
>>7908301
Oh, okay.
>Feline sneeze again.
>Feline sneezing stops once they're inside.
>Slow noms, but feline seems quite happy with the result.
>After all, it's a Pokepuff made my Uncle Ray!
>>7908347
>>7908356
Glad 'chu like 'em!
>Ray knows his cooking skills are rusty but everybody's happy. Therefore, success.
>Clean up, lean back, and enjoy the cool.
>>7908350
..Hiii Gask.
>>7908209
Zebil!
>>7908396
>Violet smiles softly once she's done eating the Pokepuff, before snuggling up to Ray, a smile on her face.
>Purring.
>>7908350
>Siiiigh.
Thank you. What were you gonna cook anyway?
>>7908412
>Splish him in the right tank this time.
>>7908435
>Splished in upside down
>Mildly confused remi sounds
>Get un-turnways'd
>>7908295
>Notices nothing, gardening must be done to impress the new friends
>>7908412
Heh...llo.
>>7908435
No idea who left that there.
Ghosts maybe, heh.
>>7908431
>Snugs
>grabs sock that was in Espurr basket
I have an idea...
>give sock to catte for cozy sleeping times
>>7908509
>>7908563
>Take headcount.
>How the heck are we gonna defend from trainers anyway?
I think we miiiiiiiiight need some more members.
>>7908581
>The espurr burrows into the sock, smiling up at Uncle Ray.
...What sort of idea...?
>>7908655
Yeahhh, probably!
>>7908563
>Ghosts mentioned
>Spooked fishtol sounds
>>7908704
The idea... is gardening tomorrow.
Right now, though...
>Yawns
I'm gonna doze off with the world's cutest purr-ito.
G'night, Violet...
>>7908655
Check the shore, raid a few boats, maybe recruit the ghost ehehehe
>>7908731
>heheing stops
Ziiiiiiiiiiig~
Zaaaaaaag~
>>7908731
There isn't any ghosts.
>>7908762
If there are I'll get a ghost move and get rid of them.
Hm... You two are on guard duty. Okay? I'm gonna see about grabbing some stuff.
>Jump off the edge like a cool guy.
>What you miss is the pain of hitting water from like 30 feet.
>>7908809
O-okay!
Guard duty, gotcha.
>Is in a fish tank on a skateboard
>Best guard ever.
(are there multiple of all non box or mythical legendaries? like heatran?)
>>7909006
(I think just minor legendaries like the bird/dog trios have multiples. I'm pretty sure mulitple heatrans was established at some point too.)
>>7908749
>Violet snuggles up to Ray.
Good night.
>Purrito snooze.
>>7909064
(Dog trio should not have multiples. Eons should have multiples though.
Other than that idk)
dead thread
yes he floowers are nice in the mid morning.
>>7910388
It's just ded hours.
>>7909188
(It's established in the Pokemon canon that there are multiple of the dog trio. The Pokedex says that a new Entei is made with every Volcano, and the anime has a shiny set and a regular set, if not more. Typically we follow things said by the anime, but there are some exceptions - obviously we aren't having Lugia be breed-able. The Lake Guardians don't get multiple, but we haven't really discussed the rest of them. I'll probably bring it up in the Discord when everyone wakes up. )
>loud gardening noises
>>7912204
Tell me more about your gardening.
>>7913988
I have no idea what i am doing!
>>7912204
>Erupts from the ground.
>>7914304
Wah!
Oh hello!
FISH
>>7914481
Good afternoon.
What are you doing out here?
Taking a walk?
>>7914709
Yeah. I am taking a break from the garden because I have no idea how.
What about you?
>>7914741
I thought to come visit.
Last time was pretty fun.
>>7914741
zorro do you like eel
theres an evil eel
> Dave is currently sprawled out on the bed like some sort of shitty human rug
> Due to my forgetfulness he's still only wearing shorts
>Roll to see if his left hand is healed yet
>Blaziken grabs the gooped suit and the address and heads out
>Roll for the chicken to head in the right direction
>>7914759
Awesome! I like when you come over!
>>7914806
Yeah i like those!
>>7915021
there is an evil one in hoenn
go destroy him and his friends for my blessing
>>7915133
Uuuuh. Evil huh?
Yeah okay! Where is hoenn at?
>>7915021
Well its good that I like to visit then.
>nirie is sleeping on fish tank
>>7915154
To the south. A boat is needed.
Do this and I will give you my blessing.
>>7915220
A boat... yeah okay! Is hoenn big?
>>7915166
Do you know where i can get a boat?
>>7915154
Evil Eels? Hoenn? I thought we were going to Johto to track down carter/darke
>>7915273
...Can't we just cuddle and have fun for now?
>>7915133
>>7915220
>A mew gently taps the anons shoulder
Honey, what have I told you about impersonating Legendaries?
>>7915273
>>7915277
Champion of Xerneas, stay on the path Xerneas set before you, do not chase false idols. I know Deerie would be a bit upset if you went astray.
>>7915273
One gift to expedite the trip.
>A map of Hoenn teleports in front of Zorro.
>With the boat the fishcrew is in.
You are smart. The rest will be easy.
>>7915299
Mew what have I told you about getting in my way?
>>7914951
>He attempts to wiggle his fingers, but they don't respond
>I guess he'll have to wait a while
>>7915213
>He rolls over so he's on his back, pushing himself up onto his elbows so he can watch the fishtank
sup
>>7915327
sup dave
are you feeling better?
>>7915307
>The Mew blinks
...Well, just saying that it might be more wise to gather your own disciples instead. Don't want to see you get broken in half by Xerneas, after all.
>>7915277
Maybe they have something to do with this....
>>7915291
I would love to! But champions never rest a. There is lives at steak!
>>7915299
Would xerneas want this evil to be burned?
>>7915307
>studies the map...
Hmmm. I am smart!
>>7915327
>jumps on Dave's back
Good Moooorning!
>>7915377
I have my followers.
>>7915418
Then to work Zorro. I wish you well.
>>7915418
Are there?
It seems this will just end lives instead of saving them.
>>7915359
> The left arm is waved at Nirie, showcasing the limp and floppy nature of the hand
can walk though so like
guess thats cool
>>7915425
> The air is driven out of his lungs by the surprise dog launch
oof
hey dude
>With his right hand he reaches back to scratch the zapdog's chin
>>7915449
All right, if you say so...
...Although, I have to ask, and I hope you don't mind me being a curious cat... what exactly do you stand to gain from this? You're most likely incurring the wrath of Xerneas, and for... what?
>>7915418
>Mew does not answer
>Yet
>>7915418
Why would an eel in Hoenn have anything to do with poachers?
>>7915511
I have nothing to lose. Either I get to see something fun happen while I wait or Xerneas breaks me out of this lab.
Or kills me.
Win win win, Mew.
>Roll to rob a store for food and supplies.
>>7915559
...
...Breaks you out of... this lab...?
...So wait. You have enough psychic power to contact others and teleport things around outside of where you are, but... you can't break yourself out. And instead of using that psychic power to ask for help... you're angering a Legendary.
...And if you are who I think you are... Team Rocket's already exited stage left, you broke out years ago.
...Either I'm missing something as big as a mountain, or...
>This other possibility is left unsaid.
>>7915689
Seems like you, eh, need a hand
>>7915706
Um, yes. Grab some stuff while I take care of the clerk.
>Zibel used Flamethrower.
>>7915453
So you expect me to wait around while they kill others?
>>7915524
Well umm....
>using brain super hard.
..... we should ask them!
>>7915798
Would you kill them?
>>7915766
>The clerk goes toast
Things are getting hot, heh
>Waterfall it gently, then proceed to the grab part of the smash n' grab
>Roll for quality of stuff being taken
>>7915693
You weren't the one with tools stuck in you. An experiment.
Taken again.
Aether, locked in a lab.
>>7914976
> Looks like Blaziken is off to the right start
> The chicken pulls out a map - evens he can read it and continues heading in the right direction
>Odds he can't read it and heads in the wrong direction
Greetings, I am the outsider and I'm here to grant a gift. I have chosen a particular someone to gift this something, and I heard she maybe here
>>7915821
I could no doubt. Heroes show mercy though. I will not if i can.
>>7915854
Oh woooow. Thanks Gask.
>Grab some food and potions and stuff that looks useful.
>Roll for quantity.
>Book it.
>>7915896
...Yes, I was. How do you think you got conceived? (Don't mind me, going with the game's explanation of Mewtwo here)
...Mind if I swing over to break you out?
>>7915936
fuck off emrys
>>7915936
Who exactly are you looking for?
>>7915896
Let me guess.
Humans.
>>7915936
LITERALLY WHO
>>7915936
No OP powers today kiddo.
>Give him the boot back into shitty london.
>>7915938
So that makes you a villain if you are not able to see the good of pokemon into other pokemon.
I am sorru Zorro.
I hoped I was able to get you from this path.
I love you but It seems I was not able to get you from this.
>>7915958
Ah the blessed one, you may know. It is a girl a young girl, I wish to give her the power of "Dark Vision" but I cannot actually grant vision itself
>>7915854
>Score, found the revives and full heals
We don't need to pokecenter, heh
>>7915942
Let's run, before things get really hot.
>>7916024
(U talking about Emily? )
>This guard is the best guard ever.
>Even if he can't move.
>>7916026
No neeeed to tell me twice!
>Splap plap back to the ship.
>>7916024
...Are you looking for a human or a pokemon? 'Young Girl' is sorta vague.
>>7915925
>Nope, the chicken can't read maps
>He's lost now, and attempts to ask for directions by shoving the address paper in people's faces and pointing at it
>Roll for success
>>7916082
>Bob up and down on the surface of the water attempting to not get the things wet
>All the way to the ship
We should get some waterproof containers, eh
>>7916024
GO HOME, PACT-MAKER.
WE HAVE ENOUGH INTRIGUE WITHOUT VISITORS MEDDLING IN OUR AFFAIRS.
>>7916066
(Thought I'd be cool to give her dark vision even if it is only in discord... I think you did say you where going to thread some more characters, but I'm being off'ed back to London it seems also, filename)
>>7915989
(Well I should of seen this coming oh well)
>is thrown back to shitty London before he can explain further
>>7916144
Good idea.
>Get to the deck.
>Roll for wetness of stolen stuff.
>>7916177
Sorry, but the veil between dimensions is thin and ragged enough as is. We don't need more crossovers piercing it.
>>7916171
Oh, Deerie, you might want to go check on your disciples. Make sure they're on the right path...
>>7916070
>Float behind the gunfish.
>>7916274
>Squirtgun is guarding exactly one direction
>But he's doing it well.
>Hopefully.
>>7915991
....
I am not a villain!
Someone has to stop them!
>>7916192
Eh heh, a bit wet but still usable
>>7916274
>Roll to notice ghosts
>>7916327
But you would kill.
You don't even know for sure that it would save others.
You just assume that.
>>7916311
Hey we're back!
>>7916335
Yeah!
>Drop bag and start taking stuff out.
>Stow some potions and stuff in boxes and blah blah.
>>7916311
>>7916335
>>7916368
>Shrug and check out their ship.
>>7916368
Hiiii!
Welcome back!
>Fishtol spins
>Roll to notice ghost jelly
(Sorry about that messy crossover attempt. But I won't do it anymore as none of you seem to sit well with the idea. I will just continue role playing as I normally been doing. I already personally messaged turtwig and saw the discord myself, and you all didn't like it. So you no longer need to worry about me doing this again.)
>>7916399
>>7916400
>FISHY AAAAAA'S
>>7916351
You do not know!
>storms off...
>>7916399
>That is absolutely obvious.
What are you doing here?
>>7916400
>>7916432
Relax, relaaaaaaaaax.
>Equip fishtol.
>>7916422
(It's fine. But yeah, crossovers are generally a no-no. They tend to drive people off and otherwise are just really messy for worldbuilding purposes.)
>>7916368
>Aw yeah, we got a stocked storage room now
>>7916400
Heh, hello. Did you see a ghost given the expression in your face?
>>7916432
>>7916486
>Cool: Dropped.
>Body: Blue.
Nothing!
>Flee.
>>7916494
YES AAAAA
>>7916486
>Fishtol equipped
>Clams down
I don't like ghooosts.
>>7916432
>Actually, he did see a ghost
>>7916399
>And it is right there
>>7916529
>And it is trying to run away
>Trying, he just flopped into the floor
Eh heh, problem?
>>7916485
Zorro no.
I don't care where we might end, I just want to be with you.
>goes after him quickly.
>>7916529
Uh...
>>7916560
>>7916583
What do we do?
>>7915485
well fuck is it pernament?
>nirie gets out of the fish tank
>>7916116
>Well, I guess that method would work on me too
>Roll to see if the random guy actually knows where he's going
>>7916583
>>7916618
Ugh.
>He gives them that creepy smile and phases through one of the walls.
>>7916618
I don't know!
I-
>>7916644
>HOW DID IT DO THAT
>Fishtol is spooked stiff
>>7916492
(Yes the turtwig explained and the discord, discorded. I'm not supposed to say this but him and I have a little something for Emily nothing crossover though, no need to worry about that)
>>7916618
Recruit him, eh
>>7916644
What the heck
>>7916644
Oh hell.
>>7916681
>>7916705
Uh, scoooout the ship!
>Take fishtol and get to scouting.
>>7916767
I'll guard the storage and see nothing is eh, lifted
>Proceed to laze around in storage and call it guarding
>>7916819
>A second Frillish attempts to knock a box ontop of him.
>>7916619
nah i guess like
a deer god owed jacket a favor
so fucking
we got some wicked healing shit going on
slow healing shit
but still
> The zapdoggo is plopped down on the bed when Dave rolls over
>>7916835
>Box barely nudges
>Roll to notice ghost
>Sandslash is standing on the deck of the S.S.Libra, looking out into the desert
>sandstorms blow past, throwing up sand onto the deck
>>7916881
>Oops.
>Smack that fucking box like it's your boyfriend.
>>7916767
>Fishtol is looking around frantically
>He is not fond of spoopy jellies
>>7916767
>Nothing in any of the cleaned out bedrooms.
>>7916902
>Pet the fishtol.
>Try to clam him down.
We'll be okaaaaaay.
>>7916886
>Yanmega quietly slides up next to Sandslash
>Stares out into the desert with him, keeping her wings folded down to protect them from the sand
>>7916923
>Gets those soft pets
>This is nice but there are still spookers around
O-okay.
>>7916893
>Box nudges again
You think I wouldn't notice twice, eh?
>Ice Punch in the general direction of the box being nudged
>>7916979
Oh well.
>Miss.
>Slap his ass and phase through a wall.
>>7916932
Hey, Yanmega.
Come to watch the sandstorms with me?
>>7916987
>slaps ass.
>>7916947
>Keep applying those pats.
>Where the hell are these goasts?
I'm not seeing aaaaaany ghosts...
>>7916987
>Ass slap avoided
>Ice Punch that bitch before it runs away
>>7916625
>Now both Blaziken and the random guy are lost
>Roll to find an information center of some sort
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
>>7917007
>Chuckles prevents this from happening
>Evens, it's by slapping Smearg's ass
>Odds, it's because there's a primarinass in the way
>>7917031
Toodles.
>Frillish used Energy Ball.
>>7917053
Slaps that Primeria ass.
>>7917022
>Extra special good pats yisss
>Fishtol 100% clam now
Neither am I.
Why are there even ghosts here??
>>7917062
(Oh I should say both Frillish are at LV50.)
>>7917053
>>7917070
>Bwark!
>Episode 2: The Primarina Slaps Back.
>...Slaps ass...?
>Whatever, Chuckles returns the favor
>>7917062
>Get ass slapped with an Energy ball
>OHKO
>>7917084
Chuckles.
That better be an invitation.
>>7917076
I dunno? Ghosts are kinda jerks aaaaanyway...
>Really hope none of them heard that.
>>7917108
Hehe~
>Stick a revive in his mouth and phase through one of the walls.
>>7917112
Never said it wasn't~
>>7917156
Well its good that were still in that sleeping bag then.
>grope chuckles.
>>7917195
lewd
>>7917115
..Zebilll what if they heard thaaat.
>Pistolfish on guard
>Ready to zap
>>7916836
well so it's going back to normal, so it's good
>>7917213
We'll be fiiiiiiiiine.
>Roll to not be afraid.
>>7917129
>Revive misplaced, ends merely in the lips
>Sarts sucking on the revive, not waking up
>>7917195
>Seal is groped!
>Roll to suppress bwark
>Grope back
>>7917238
>It's a three-way relationship now
>>7917238
Oh believe me.
He'l be involved.
>>7917256
>>7917265
>Grass snake is asleep
>Defenses are lowered, and weak points are exposed
>>7917256
>does not resist.
You know i think we should get Sniffers involved in this.
He wouldn't mind a bit of relief.
He likes it that way, believe me I know.
>>7917252
If you say so, Zibel.
>Internally splets
>>7917115
....
I hope you don't like to sleep.
>>7917372
>Use salt elemental on the road
>Fuck all this ice
>>7917255
>Still knocked the fuck out
>Revive fell off to the side
>>7917336
>>7917314
>The seal giggles softly, nodding, keeping his voice down, as his other flipper moves over to play with those weak points
>He also inches his muzzle close to the snek... planning a little something for when he wakes up.
>>7917368
Hmmm...
>Shrug and go try to find Gask.
>>7917372
I can't sleep well anyway!
>>7917405
>Try to put it back in.
>>7917397
There's no more ice on the road for the rest of the season.
>>7917431
Good. You won't sleep at all.
>>7917420
If your sure you got it handled.
I'l go along for the ride.
>releases all tension and goes along for the ride.
>This sure feels great.
>>7917420
>Sniffers groggily stirs awake
...
>Cherry levels:74%
>Nervously looks up at Chuckles
>>7917448
>Revive actually works this time
GAAAAAAAH
>>7917431
You can't sleep?..
>>7917460
>Angery fishtol sounds
Leave Zibel alone!
>>7917522
>>7917491
>Seal gently works those weak points on both Smeargs and Sniffs, a flipper dedicated to each. He smiles softly as he sees the snek stir.
>He immediately goes in for a wake-up kiss on the foliage serpent, locking his lips.
>>7917619
>squirms around the flipper.
Chuckle I didn't think the pet would become the master in this thing.
But I like it.
Better get Sniffers to abuse me though.
fishtol is for fug
>>7917671
Wha?
But sky noodle doesn't need a fishtol!
>>7917037
> Dave's Blaziken and the Hau'oli guy have somehow ended up in the mall - specifically, they are right outside of a Hot Topic
> A frustrated crowing comes from Blaziken, who has given up on ever finding the dry cleaner's
>He drags the confused Hau'Oli guy into the Hot Topic and starts bagging a bunch of hoodies
>>7917706
zibel is fugs brother
>>7917772
Really?
That's so cool!
>>7917460
Yes I will!
>>7917571
Juuuust not very well!
>>7917772
I-...
>Do I even know my parents?
>>7917718
What the hell are you guys doing here?
>>7917718
>Sweet, he grabbed 8 hoodies before they noticed
> Dave's Blaziken tosses Hau'Oli guy over his shoulder, ignoring his complaints and
>>7917937
> Slams right into Biker as he's leaving
> There's some confused clucking from Blaziken as he tries to keep his balance
>In the background the clerk calls for the police
>>7917904
Oh, okaayy.
That guy said you're sky noodles brother!
Are you???
>>7917970
For fucks sake.
>Honedge #1 goes out.
>Roll for a killing slash on the Clerk.
>>7917983
I don't thiiiiiiink so.
>Go find Gask already, heck.
>>7917992
> Hau'oli guy starts screaming, earning himself a bap on the nose from Blaziken
>The clerk died before he could say anything to the police, but the call is still going
>Sirens can be heard in the distance
>Blaziken tucks Biker under his arm and starts running
>>7918051
>Emerges from storage, still goggy from the ass balling
friggin' ghosts, eh
>>7918051
Yeah, that would be kinda weird, wouldn't it..
Oh well!
>>7918096
Hi Gask!
Did you find the ghost??
>>7918064
>Being carried.
Well, okay. I'll chill here.
>>7917571
hehehe....
I have a felling we will meet very soon.
>>7918096
You okaaaaaay?
>>7918118
Hehehe.
>>7918118
My ass did, eh heh.
Eh.
>>7918145
No I'm not. There are TWO ghosts now. Nothing to heh about.
>>7918064
>>7918127
BLAAAAAAAAAAZE!
>The Hot Topic door is kicked down with a loud victory crow
>Roll to see how far he gets before the police and Kecleon mall security show up
>>7918134
NO GHOSTS!
>>7918185
..How did your butt fi-
TWO GHOSTS?
>Internal AAAA-ing
>>7918185
>>7918209
We'll be fine! Relaaaaaax!
>Roll for persuasion.
>>7918209
.....
>boo
>>7918247
>>7918241
>NOT FINE
>HYDRO PUMP THE GOST
>>7918208
>Prematurely getting pokemon ready.
>And cleaver.
>>7918256
....
>is soaking wet.
>not amused...
Would you like me to come over there right now?
>>7918284
NO GHOSTS ALLOWED!
VIOLATORS WILL BE SPLET!
>>7918322
whoawhoawhoa.
I just want to give you a surprise!
>>7918284
>>7918352
Nooooooooo ghosts!
>>7918352
What kind of surprise?
>Curious fishtol sounds
>>7916994
...
I guess...
Quite the tempest out there.
.....
Which way is Johto?
>>7918391
Left
>>7918354
Why?
>>7918363
Don't know. What's your favorite colour?
>Shelldon thinks about how much of a failure he is.
>The west wing of Gay ghost keep lies in shambles
>It started with a bottle of vodka, and a curious and clumsy lobster
>Takes a small bag of supplies and personal belongings, and walks off into the desert, not sure when he'll come back
>Maybe later tonight, when they might not be as mad at him in his eyes
>>7918416
I do not know my left and rights though!
>>7918208
>>7918274
>They're 200 ft away from the mall exit when the popo and Kecleons show up
>Roll for how many of each
>>7918430
Here's whatcha gotta do
1. Find a forest
2. Set it on fire
3. Follow to where ever the wind blows, cause the wind always blows left
4.???
5.Profit
Or u could just follow where the wind blows on the trees...
>>7918419
Navy blue! Why?
>>7918446
>Honedge #2 goes out.
>Roll for a killing blow on someone.
>>7918366
Yeah, I haven't seen many sandstorms like this since I was a shrew.
Watching sandstorms rage about like this brings back some nice memories.
>>7918419
>>7918427
>>7918354
>>7918492
>Slap asses.
>>7918492
Just wondering...
>>7918427
hehehe....
This is a fight you won't win.
>phase the fuck outta here.
>>7918552
>Eel shriek.
WHAAAT WAS THAT?
>>7918553
Oh nooo.
>>7918552
>Waterfall in the general direction of the ass slapper
>>7918553
GAH
>>7918391
Why are you going to Johto Zorro?
>>7918553
Oh, oka-
>>7918552
>Don't you know anything about gun safety?
>Rule #something: Don't smack it!
>STARTLED FISHTOL NOISES
>CHARGE BEAM GOES OFF RANDOMLY
>>7918602
So I can ask the poachers if I need to go fry some fish.
>>7918482
That does sound fun though...
>>7918600
>Fortunately for you Pink has Damp.
>Blue has Water Absorb.
>Pink is fucking KOed.
>Make note of the pink paint that gets on the deck as both the Frillish retreat.
>>7918622
What happened to the whole 'you not going alone' thing?
>>7918516
...
Every person sees things differently, I guess...
What was your childhood like?
>>7918446
>>7918515
>The Honedge missed!
>The six police each send out a Growlithe!
>Dave's Blaziken looks expectantly at Hau'oli guy
>"What? Oh, certainly! I'm definitely a trainer, I just conveniently forgot my Pokemon at home today!'
>Hau'oli guy gets bapped on the nose again
>Blaziken used High Jump Kick on Kecleon 1!
252+ Atk Blaziken High Jump Kick vs. 0 HP / 0- Def Kecleon: 1280-1508 (948.1 - 1117%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>7918654
I was not. But no one seems to know where Johto is.
>>7918684
For fucks sake. Good shot at least.
>Honedge #3, The Threequel gets tossed out.
>Roll for a killing blow on someone.
>If it's dub/tripodds Biker cuts himself with it by accident and the Honedge is not useable.
>>7918637
Geh, gross
>Waterfalls the wall as if trying to clean it
so this is essentially just HG/ERP: pokemon edition
why
>>7918694
Johto is to the west of Kanto
>>7918764
What the actual fuck are you talking about?
>>7918769
Which way is that?
>>7918764
Because we couldn't do it in /vp/
>>7918659
Well, I spent a lot of time underground.
Back then Sandshrews were usually only allowed above ground during a sandstorm while being watched by their parents.
We mostly just played with each other in the tunnels, the older shrews were allowed to go above ground and play with the Sandslashes if they wanted.
What about you, what was your childhood like?
>>7918778
>general that goes through like 6 threads in 1 day
>avatarfagging
>roleplaying
literally the same as HG/ERP, but with pokemon
>>7918764
why not?
>>7918684
>>7918712
>The Kecleon and a police officer are dead!
> A happy peep is Blaziken's response to the compliment
>A talon is pressed to Hau'oli guy's mouth before he can scream again
>Dave's Blaziken uses High Jump Kick on a Kecleon!
>Roll to see how many of the Kecleons/Growlithe manage to land a bite on Blaziken
>>7918797
Well, the HG threads are RPing except interspersed with Hunger Games, and the ERP threads are RPing except always lewd.
This is RPing except it's about Pokemon.
So yes, you're right.
And to answer your question: Why not?
>>7918827
Fucking shit.
>Dusknoir and Duskull go out.
>Dusknoir used Ice Punch on a Growlithe!
>Duskull used Will O Wisp on a cop!
>>7918790
...
I lived with my parents at a lake...
They were nice, but far too overprotective. Wouldn't let me fly over the water, because they were afraid of me falling in, for example. Wasn't the best flyer as a Yanma.
Mother ran off one day. Not sure why. Father stayed behind, and tried his best to raise me on his own. Eventually, he died as well. I moved in with a group of friends after that, and eventually ended up with my trainer after they left me as well.
...
>>7918898
nice forced sad story
if your character had abandonment issues they would be more clingy
>>7918827
>The six Growlithe's hit!
0 Atk Growlithe Flare Blitz vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Blaziken: 12-14 (3.9 - 4.6%) -- possibly the worst move ever
>Blaziken is at 76% health!
>Blaziken used High Jump Kick on a Kecleon!
>>7918890
>It hit!
-1 252+ Atk Life Orb Dusknoir Ice Punch vs. 236 HP / 156+ Def Eviolite Growlithe: 68-81 (52.3 - 62.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>The cop is burned!
>Roll to see how many of the Pokeys hit Dusknoir
>>7918898
I'm sorry to hear that, I haven't had it anywhere near as bad as that.
At least now you're here with me, right?
>>7918960
Nice.
>A whopping fucking none.
>Dusknoir goes for another Ice Punch.
>Duskull uses Shadow Sneak on a Growlithe.
>>7919042
Honestly, it wasn't that bad...
Everyone leaves eventually.
At least, that's what I learned...
>Stares out into the raging sandstorm
>>7918960
>>7919058
>Two Kecleons down, one Growlithe down!
-1 0 Atk Duskull Shadow Sneak vs. 236 HP / 156+ Def Eviolite Growlithe: 7-9 (5.3 - 6.9%) -- possibly the worst move ever
>Blaziken uses High Jump Kick on a Kecleon!
>The Police prepare their tasers!
>Roll to see how many of the remaining Pokemon hit Dusknoir!
>>7918785
...
I feel like you should have somebody lead you there, rather than try and navigate for yourself.
>>7919132
>Two hit Noir.
Alright, party time.
>Out comes Aegislash.
>Who uses Sacred Sword!
>Dusknoir uses Ice Punch again!
>>7919099
>Sandslash moves out in front of Yanmega
No, that's wrong.
I'm not going to leave, especially not now that I know what happened to you. I promise.
>>7919132
>>7919322
>Dubs hit! Four Kecleons down, two Growlithes!
>Blaziken uses High Jump Kick on a Kecleon!
>Same roll for targeting Dusknoir!
>Well ghosts are gone.
>Get to fixing the ship up.
>>7919340
...
One of us will die eventually...
But I know you won't leave on purpose.
....
I can do it! I am not dumb.
>>7908209
>best fish
you rang?
>>7919484
Nope.
>>7919553
I agree.
>>7919587
>Throw a rock at him.
>Back to woooooooork.
>>7919454
Fucking hell.
>Dusknoir Ice Punch.
>Sword Sacred Swording.
>>7919624
>Help the eelfriend!
>>7919503
True.
But at least until then we have each other.
Who knows, maybe we'll end up going out together.
...It's probably best to stop talking about this though, want to go back inside for now?
Tomorrow I'll take you out to that restaurant in Gateon, this time I'll remember to bring something to pay them with.
>>7919454
>>7919640
>All the Kecleons are out, four growlithes remain!
>Blaziken used Stone Edge on a Growlithe!
>Roll for how many of the Growlithes hit Dusknoir!
>The two police roll to tase Dave's Blaziken!
>>7919534
I didn't say you were, you're just directionally challenged.
>>7919780
>tilts head
.... What does that mean?
Well I think we should get to Johto soon. I do not think Frankie will agree though...
>>7919753
>Three hits it is.
Fucking cops.
>Aegislash goes for a Sacred Sword attack!
>Biker rolls to cleave one of the cops.
>>7919704
>Maybe we'll end up going out together
>What is her dying on the inside when you left
>What is her loving embrace when you came back
>What is the passionate make out session you two had when you came back
>what is love?
https://youtu.be/K5G1FmU-ldg
>>7919691
Doo doo dooooooo.
>Patching up holes.
>>7919753
This entire adventure has been nothing but fail. No fucking dubs.
>>7919809
With how much he's working lately I doubt he'll notice we're gone.
>>7919753
>>7919814
> The chicken pulls off some wicked matrix bs and dodges the tasers
>One cop is down, three Growlithes remain!
> Blaziken uses Stone Edge on a Growlithe!
>1-3 and one Growlithe hits, 4-6 two growlithes, 7-0 three growlithes
>Police guy rolls to tase Blaziken!
>Hau'Oli guy rolls not to cry!
>>7919867
>We had dubs?
>See >>7919322
>>7919894
Presumably against the blaziken unless I'm reading wrong like a fag.
>>7919847
>Helping!
>With flamethrower!
>BWAAAH
>>7919894
Fuckin' hell.
>Two doggos hit the sord.
>Sword is KO.
>Dusknoir uses Ice Punch.
>Biker swings his cleaver like a man ready to not die.
>>7919868
I hope you are right. I do not want to get in trouble. We still have no idea where to look in Johto though... I feel so... powerless.
>>7919965
Good work!
>Patching up moooore holes.
-Zibel
>>7920016
That's a good point, they could be anywhere in Johto.
>>7919894
>>7919970
>There's only one Growlithe left
>Blaziken is currently stunned, but the police member that was about to go full ham with the baton got cleaved
>Roll for the remaining Growlithe to attack Dusknoir
>Hau'Oli guy decides that he really likes being alive and rolls to deck a cop
>Two cops try to tase Biker
I HAVE TRAVELED A LONG LONG LONG LONG WAY TO GET AN ANSWER TO A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE
WHY DID THE TORCHIC CROSS THE ROAD?
>>7920120
>Dusknoir is unscathed.
>Biker is stunned currently.
>Dusknoir goes for an Ice Punch.
-Biker
>>7920120
>>7920223
>There's four cops left, growlithe is still okay
>Blaziken has recovered from being stunned and goes to Blaze Kick a cop
>Hau'oli guy panics and tries to punch another cop
>Growlithe rolls to attack Dusknoir
>Evens 6 or above cops tase Blaziken, below they tase Hau'Oli guy
-Dave's Blaziken and Hau'Oli guy
>>7920202
Something something depression.
Something something KFC.
I forget how it went.
-Claus
>>7920268
Seeing as they attacked us out of nowhere last time, probably revenge.
>>7920312
>Biker has recovered from being stunned.
>Dusknoir goes for an Ice Punch.
Fuck off already!
>Biker swings his cleaver.
-Biker
>>7920335
I guess it does not matter. I will kill them!
What do you think they meant about a coat?
-zorro
>>7920394
A coat? When did they say anything about a coat?
>>7920438
You must have not a heard it... I do not remember exactly how he said it.
-zorro
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