>tfw no flareon gf

I'm so sad now

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>tfw no Espeon gf

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>mfw I can't be someones Sylveon gf/bf.
I'd tend to every single one of their desires with my ribbons.

>>7911871
I'm training myself to use the powers of lucid dreaming to achieve that exact same fantasy.

>>7911901
Try using the african dream root.
Grind it down, and drink it with water every day and after three to five days your ability to lucid dream will be enhanced by a great deal for a long time.

Combine it with the technique of making your dreams last longer with the concept of dream stretching.

It is possible to stay in your dream for what feels like one or two months and the dream root helps you remember your dreams much better.

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>>7911917
I'm building an arsenal of psychoactive herbs, and that's one on my to-get list along with Calea Z. Currently I have mugwort, valerian, damiana, and 5-HTP.

I'm just now getting back into lucid dreaming since middle school, so about eight years ago. For now I'm mainly focused on remembering my normal dreams and getting into the habit of regular reality checks.

Wow. Just think, two months in one night in a perfect world with my adorable friends, like stepping into the wardrobe from Narnia. And here I was thinking I'd be satisfied with just 30 minutes or an hour. Thanks Anon, I needed that extra motivation.

>>7912062
Now realize the best way to experience VR would be as a sort of dream, and they might be able to cram full years into a single night.
Technology needs to hurry the fuck up.

>>7912133
We'd already have the technology if we weren't so busy fighting sandniggers.

>>7912275
We need to harness our autism to tackle the world's problems so we can get resources allocated where they need to go: SCIENCE

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>>7907704
Feels bad man

>>7912483
http://www.strawpoll.me/12429148/

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Flareon is made for snug, it's always warm and fluffy

>>7911871
>The assertive male becomes a power bottom slut
UNF

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>>7912622
Sylveon is made for being on top
Flareon is made for snug

>>7912509
We appear to have a fuccboi deficiency on our hands

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>>7907704
>tfw no flareon bf

>>7913258
What the fuck is that

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>tfw no umbreon gf

>>7912582
She'd be the perfect companion for cold nights.

>>7913258
Agh, Great! Now I'll have nightmares...