Objectophile Thread!
What's your favorite object?
>>7905197
chandeliers, robots and consoles
Diploma fucker here. I'm on mobile since my PC is being shitty and doing a windows update.
Anyone mind uploading pics of their certificates or high school/college diplomas?
This donut
All day every day
>>7906911
Ohhh tell me some drawing ideas with that donut.
>>7906928
It rubbing it's big ass on a penis?
>>7907082
Hotdogging a dick with its ass -through- its donut hole and jacking off the end of it at the same time.
TRICKY
Anyone else got any similar pics?
>>7905197
ax, for real
What happened to the old thread?
>>7911442
Reached bump limit and died.
who do you guys wanna see robot Jones get fucked by?
>>7915431
Either X-5 or a femanon.
>>7915431
Sheep in the Big City
Just to fit the era
>>7915431
Bobert
Bumping with space fart
Had no luck last time.
Anyone mind sharing pics of their high school or college diplomas or certificates?
>>7918300
Bobert is a qt
wish people would draw more gay porn of him
>>7916915
>a key
You people must be pretty lonely.
>>7922948
You seem more lonely, yourself.
>>7922948
It's a very cute key.
>>7915431
Jenny wakeman with an "attachment"
How many drawfags do we have?
>>7925318
im here so that makes one not sure how many more
anyways i will draw some objects later but right now im doing something else so i can't draw
>>7925318
i'm lurking, i'm not the best at cute stuff. all of it is toothy spooks.
>>7925318
I am I guess, but I'm kinda an untrustworthy drawfag.
>>7925318
I draw off and on again
>>7925318
Here's one, I don't really share your guys' fetish tho, just kind of intrigued by the creativity
Can someone make Woody's dick look better?
>>7930431
Where is he from?
>>7931704
Battle for dream island.
>>7930431
>Woody
He looks like a piece of toast in that image
bup
>>7925318
I can try to draw something if it's not too complex in exchange for diploma/certificate pics.
>>7934380
Mind posting some of your art?
>>7932474
He always looks like bread, the creators should've adeed more detail.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X8NKXrgO-WY
Bump
>>7939978
nice
>>7940147
Yey
>>7941053
>Baby Robot Jones
SON OF A
>>7930431
I can't make woody's dick look good but i however can do my own rendition of the drawing so here i hope you enjoy
>>7941098
Looks cute as fuck
>>7943673
Where is this character from?
>>7944177
Ohmygoooooodd THANK YOU!
>>7946863
Inanimate insanity, he doesn't have wings though. The flower is from bfdi, she isn't kind as portrayed in this picture.
>>7947608
I'll check that out
>>7947593
You're welcome my fellow anon
>>7949563
why is robot jones so cute
Burnbot is a cute, anybody here watch Brain Dump?
>>7955125
Never heard of it before
>>7955294
pretty decent animated review show, burnbot is like the mascot? I'm not super into objectophilia but I could see the appeal with her
Napstablook is pretty hot.
>>7955877
>Napstablook
>ghost
does that count as an object?
>>7956284
I don't know but his cousin mettaton is a sexy boxman who might be super gay and constantly mistaken for a girl for some reason....
like seriously why do people think mettaton is a chick? i don't get it
>>7956751
Because he acts effeminate af and a lot of people haven't even played the game but still partake in the fanworks. Seems like a simple mistake to me. I mean, he's a robot so technically he's genderless anyways, it's not like pulling down his booty shorts would reveal a fat flopping dong, it'd just be metal ken doll level.
>>7956824
Oh yeah that's true
well i don't have any mettaton pics so i'll just post a chandelier for now
>>7956751
Mettaton is only good in his original form
I absolutely detest his 2nd form
>>7957225
Hey kids, can you spot the self-hating faggot?
>>7957397
how does that make me a self hating faggot?
>>7957426
>likes the first form of mettaton
>hates the second form
>second form is a very effeminate man
>you're on 4chan, so guaranteed faggot
>you are a faggot who hates a faggot
>therefore, self hating faggot
don't worry about it dude, I'm gay af too, just embrace it, we're all friends here
>>7957492
>hating effeminate men makes you a self hating faggot
what?
>>7957516
Bruh, the logic is all laid out right there, I can convert it to boolean for you if you want, but it'll just have the same result. Just embrace the dicks, friend, I have. It's very freeing.
>>7957516
>>7957492
>>7957426
>>7957397
>>7957225
>>7957692
Ok guys, i know this is a thread but please refrain from arguing please this is meant to be a chill thread where we talk about fucking objects
>>7957745
Fair enough, how do we feel about the Nintendo Switch?
>>7957786
i think the switch is a really interesting console and was expecting it to be alot stronger when docked but you know, fucking nintendo man
design is very sleek and ergonomical plus if you ever feel like getting naughty, a great and easy to clean screen to cum on, shame it won't have a browser on release for those who wanna have the screen show a face but hey
also the mascot for it is fucking adorable
i have run out of drawing energy for today... and of ideas
if anyone has an idea they want to share lay it on me and i'll probably draw it whenever possible
>>7960857
also pic unrelated
>>7963584
I'm intrigued
Post more
So /obj/ how long until we can put AIs in all of out appliances?
>>7965268
If the movie her serves as a strong enough inspiration to a programmer with enough money, soon my dear anon
Soon
>>7967761
God I hope so man
>>7974442
His name is bendy, from bendy and the ink machine btw.
>>7960857
Dunno if food counts but Yokai watch has some food cuties as well, especially in 3.
If you need an idea, how about a shortstack Hottocake being stuffed with a man's 'cream filler' if you get my drift? Either home works, as long as it's a messy outcome
>>7975651
>screenshot instead of the actual image
Come on dude
>>7976134
For some reason my tablet won't download images immediately, it usually takes about 2 hours for a batch of recently downloaded pictures to show.
>>7974442
So i just made this
i hope you enjoy sunny playing with himself with the strongest battery on the market, duramax, available only in autozone
>>7975784
Thank you for the idea and i think food does counts so ima go try my best at drawing that, so for now enjoy robopon masturbation
>>7977036
oh my FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Literally only one thing could make this better and that's a uncut robopon-dong attachment but it's seriously so fucking good that I DON'T EVEN GIVE A SHIT
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS SUNNY SO PERF
>>7975784
ok i did my best although i feel like i fucked up on the boobs but hey, i hope you still enjoy it
>>7977130
you're welcome
and also not sure but probably because it's so round and sort of artillery shell shaped, and his bunny ears are really cute
>>7976134
I like it he's pretty cute, is there like a female version or counterpart of him by any chance?
Charging
>>7977821
OR. Shortstacks are best known for a better hips/ass ratio than tits but I think they came out good. Kinda wanna see one being groped now. The belly button is stretching a bit too much though.
Doing any more?
Imagine every building, object, pencils, etc. were anthromorphic?
>>7975784
Wotchagot is cute.
>>7980886
He does have a pretty cute voice.
I wonder if the episode where he and the others got eaten by hungramps aired yet...
>>7980100
Would be cute but I prefer my objects as they are just with personalities.
>>7980100
Cute! Got any more?
one last bump before i go
bump for slutty objects
y
reminder to save tumblr images in 1280
>>7979937
Probably and also thanks for both compliments and critique, I tried my best to do a big ass but couldn't get it to looks right so I just gave her thick thighs and cow tits as a replacement I'm glad you enjoyed it
>>7984778
Got a few more ideas if you wanna try them. They're all food if that's fine with you.
>>7960857
Demonade getting her sweet and sour pussy licked away at, cumming lemonade in the process. Skirt on preferred
>>7987373
I literally fapped to this comment.
>>7980100
>tfw no cute object bf/gf to worship
>>7988275
>get to see Sunny's eyeshutters get all flitterfluttery as you carefully, carefully install his adorable new little red and white dick, made of a super special material with a lovely texture - but since it's two toned you can still tell it's robotic and it looks super neat
>its most important feature is that it has foreskin however, completely stretchy in all sorts of ways
>as you connect wires and make sure not to scratch his inner boards, you give him a kiss on each ear, then his chest as you press a button on your smartphone to install his new uncut robobunny dick's firmware
>right as it starts to do the sensory calibration setup, you decide to be mean to poor little Sunny and dig two fingers into his glossy, cherry-red foreskin and pinch them with your thumb
>tug his robo-skin out, out, ouuuuut as far as it'll go, and since he's currently in calibration, the new sensations and pleasures are shooting straight through his body in overwhelming, improperly controlled amounts
>Sunny beeps and jerks and splays his cute robunny ears while spreading his legs and starting to get the protocols to jerk his hips upwards towards the overwhelming pleasure sensation
>holding him nice and tight with one arm while the other tugs and molests his adorable foreskin through his orgasm, the first of many, many, many more...
oh shit, uh
sorry for the shitty ramble
>>7989743
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
I LOVE THIS
>>7984334
Its cyoot.
>>7989743
>tfw finally able to embrace my fetish for foreskin to like this
Good shit.
>>7984617
>nerdy looking robot
I need to know who is this qt3.14
>>7990126
>>7990474
>two others who like the idea of giving cute little robits uncut dick attachments solely to play with their copious new foreskins
Holy fuck, you guys are my niggas. I wrote the P-Star oneshot where he gets overpleasured with a virus from a GEATHJERK lizard half-bot scientist with a fat uncut semi-armored black and blue dick(internal balls for exotic delights.) but didn't wanna give P-Star an uncut robocock because it seemed like a bit much at the time.
But now that I'm seeing more people who are really into foreskin AND foreskin on cute little robots, just... fuck, man. Fuck! Really fucking happy, wanna do another oneshot or greentext short with Sunny, bet he ends up really, REALLY loving his foreskin overhang being played with(droops from his cocktip a good inch and a half even at full erection so you can jiggle it with your fingers, see it wobble if you wag his little two-toned robunny cock around, or poke your fingers into... or even dock your own cock into it a bit and rub glans to glans together with super-sensitive little Sunny...!
Continue?
>Y/N
>>7990564
Of course you should continue
>>7990564
Yus
>>7990564
YYYYYYYY
>>7987373
also this post made me want to try my hand to more gay(?) porn and more porn in general of sunny so here you go
>>7990564
i'd say do another if you want it was pretty good last time
>>7985797
alright i'll see what i can do
by the way there are some really esoteric yokai designs also, even though their names are usually cringe worthy, i absolutely adore that type of shit
>>7990673
>>7990742
>>7991431
Imagining silly things, like...
>docking Sunny's robunny antennear into your own foreskin while he gets super duper embarrassed because they're sensors and he can sense you in very lewd ways
>tying off Sunny's foreskin before he cums, causing it to balloon out SUPER LEWDLY with his slick, pearly white specialmade cum-oil
>pinning him down and shoving your tongue into his foreskin, swirling it around his sensitive robunny cockhead and making him beep BEEP on and off in abject delight with half-shuttered eyes that are super shaky
>teaching him how to play with -your- foreskin or fuck your thighs, beeping cutely as he rubs his foreskinned cockhead all over your fat taint
>>7992173
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH MY FUCKING FUCK
GOD ON HIGH, HOLY FUCKING CHRIST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>uncertain look at his new uncut Robunny cock
>that blush
>starry eyes as he's given an insta-gasm
>THAT FUCKING BLUSH
>THOSE FUCKING EAR POSITIONS
>THE SHAKY LEGS
>THAT FUCKING CAMERABOT ALL HAPPYLIKE AS HE MOLESTS SUNNY
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7992173
>>7992290
FOR FUCKING CEREAL HERE JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIST
More robogay porn would be SUPER DUPER FUCKING APPRECIATED. Wanna collab? I'd fucking love to write a fapfic to your pics, they're fucking SOLID.
Would love to do a Sunny one with him getting a nice, heavily foreskinned new Robopon-dong and balls set, just like you're showing there. Maybe push it further with a fleshlight attachment just so that Camerabot can fuck him, because that guy's ALSO a super fucking cutie.
GODDAMN.
>>7981904
No sadly. We need more of these!
>>7992290
Thank you for enjoying it very much, also
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
On an unrelated point i miss that /vp/ thread where we all screech autistically... good times there
>>7992315
I never collabed but i can try, although i won't be able to do my part till tomorrow in the evening because of work
by the way the literal inspiration for him was the thought of "who's gonna be jerking him off that doesn't look too awkward when i draw it" because when i tried to draw something else it just looked weird and i just thought of a camera pole thing with hands and fell in love with the concept of it as now i want to draw it just doing silly shit
>>7992849
only thing brah is that you gave him a left hand on his right arm in the first mini-frame there
>>7992173
I think the designs capture what they are going for, but the names usually are just werid puns in both the JP and ENG language
>>7922948
Fuck off, normie
Up
>>7993024
Oh woops
I have a tendency to forget what direction thumbs are supposed to face in some position and since in quite a bit they face the person they come from, I immediately think to put it there
I think I'm going to fix it when I color it
>>7998629
I'd love to have a sentient object to fuck constantly too
Btw has any of you watched the movie her? I heard it was really good and I kind of want to watch it too
>>7998629
I wanna grope Sunny between his legs and make his ears ping up like that.
And then again after I install that new uncut dick attachment.
And then AGAIN after I give him that top-of-the-line fleshlight add-on and absolutely POUND his little robo-fuckhole 'til he's beepBEEPing in desperation since I'll be teasing his adorable two-toned Robunny cock the whole time.
>>7999899
Holy shit that's too damn hot for me dude
Buuump
bumping three more times
can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown
>>8009710
It's cyoot!
>>7908772
>mfw someone else plays don't starve
Coconuts
Storytime of how I sort of married a coconut:
>Be me, about 6 years ago during summer my family went to Hawaii.
>Finewiththat.wmv
>Mom and stepdad agree to get married in Hawaii
>Alsofinewiththat.jpg
>we stay there for about two weeks, and on the fourth day they get married
This is when the coconut comes in
>I find a coconut lying in a tree
>Throw rock at it, coconut falls down
>After parents lawfully wedded I step in and kiss the coconut
>They laugh
>Officiant looks at me after finishing and says "you too, anon"
>tfw I'm now sort of married to a coconut
Anyways, my brother, who happens to be a photographer, takes picture of me kissing said coconut. I hold into it until we get home, and When it comes time to leave, throw coconut into the ocean, never to be seen again. And that, my friends, is how I married, a coconut
(Sorry if the grammar is bad, I'm on mobile and it's hard to revise)
>>8011292
Aw that sounds really adorable man
i was expecting a sexual twist where you heated it up and fucked it but instead i got feels...
plus the thought of wherever that coconut went it made someone else happy, either cuz it provided life saving nutrients to someone or turned into a crab's home is also very sweet
thank you for sharing
>>7985797
Well i wasn't able to get the pussy squirting done because it looked very awkward and unnatural but i did the second best thing so i hope you enjoy regardless
>>8012083
Wow, that is some thicc-legged demonade you made. A shame about the lemonade part, but she is quite cute. I think the leg proportions+ass would fit better with hottocake though.
Still looks like a good piece, so thanks regardless
a bump from me to you
>>8017270
>Kirby
>object
How insulting
Not gonna bump just for that
>>8019254
;3
>>8019987
I never once thought about this before...
huh
also pretty sure this and >>8017270 don't really count as objects since both are just creatures who are shaped after objects but you already posted them so what am i to do right?
Oh deviantart...
>>8026245
fucking why
>>8026644
Ikr most objects are not squishy, but this one is less cringy because marshmallows actually do this when microwaved.
>>8026779
i could imagine marshmallow having this huge cock and it's squishy but still firm and tastes really sweet :y
>>8027157
I like to imagine the objects without arms have really sensitive genitals because it's hard for them to touch themselves.
>>8026245
>>8026644
This is way too silly to be disturbing or weird in my opinion
gj on making me chuckle
>>8026779
this is weirdly accurate now that i think about it
how could they actually get something right for once what the fuck?
I love you /obj/.
>>8029581
We love you too buddy
>>7992315
also just made this sketch so i hope you enjoy sunny getting fucked by cam-buddy 20XX
>>7998629
what blog is this from? The artstyle is very familiar
>>8030494
tailpipeplug
>>8030534
thanks a ton!
>>8030546
not a problem dude
im going to bed so have fun
nothing more sexy than money
>>8012056
I wonder how it would feel to rub these objects' soft black feet~
bang
>all this love for robopon
even if it's just for one character
damn, I love it all
>>8034292
he is such a qt
would fuck
>>8031310
I feel like there would be way more bank robberies if this was how bags of money would look like
god damn
>>8031310
hnng
guyyyyyyyssssssss
bamp
Golf ball is a qt 3.14
>>8042600
Wrong pic
>>8042616
R U FOKIN SRS M8
>>8042600
Those are some cute golf balls.
>>7908772
I want to fuck that axe.
>>8042600
Cute
>>8052443
Is there any gay Robot Jones porn?
how do people like legos
like the bricks, not the people
honestly I like these threads, just dont understand
legos
>>8054305
Google Roblox porn
>http://www.shopkinsworld.com/
>over 200 objects
It's like this site wants us to create lewd images.
>>8054775
I feel like I heard about them but I was like drunk and said, "THIS ARE DUMB ME SMART" but man the possibilities are endless though
Also what's the source of this plane Valentine card I love terrible puns and think the plane is adorable
I'M MY OWN MASTER NOW
>>8058384
butthole and dick could use a re-imagining, but god would I [REDACTED] Bladewolf
>>8058584
Alternatively, let him [REDACTED] me
>>8063107
I kind of want to see lesbian sunny and this battery that i know not of the name of porn now
These are the closest things I can find related to Pizza Steve so
>>8063107
>robo-cold
>twitchy ears, flushed cheeks
>even runny nose
>holding on tight, lidded eyes
D-DESPERATELY WANT TO FUCK SUNNY WHILE HE'S GOT A ROBOCOLD OH MY GOD
>>8063327
cute!
>>8064833
>>8063327
This probably turns me on more than it should
keep posting
also i decided to keep up trying to do solid line work how did i do with it?
I want to fuck this sword!
Too bad there's barely any porn of it, and it's such a cute objectmon too.
>>7905197
women
>>8064833
Isn't nacho cheese is pizza Steve's dad?
>>8068601
I know how you feel anon, I want to too
Handjobs from it would probably feel amazing
>>8068601
Sword is for hot steamy steel sex.
>>8070039
>>8070077
How would having sex with an aegislash feel like, though?
>>8070522
The steel part will probably be cool and give your red hot rocket an amazing sensation of getting your dick cooled off while rubbing
The cloth hands will probably be like jerking it with really soft socks or with silk
In general pretty good shit
this is all I've got at the moment
>>8010587
>>8048628
yus
>>8074181
>When you're delivering pizza and the pizza flies out and folds on itself and you have to check if it's still good or not.jpeg
▶▶ AA ▼▼
>>8054775
the original 'i feel funny' game
>>8073935
them being family
makes it even more hotter
>>8068708
This is the correct answer.
>>8075533
this made me really fucking uncomfortable
>>8075533
>slaughtertheworld.mp3
DEVIANTART
>>8081751
ToadMan.EXE
>>8082088
Omg i forgot about him i do not remember him being that cute in the battle network series though
huh...
while im at it i finally colored this so that was my day
You guys have any mechanical stuff?
Engines, transmissions, gears powering, levers, even small stuff like latches turning.
Gift appreciated, diagrams or drafts are good too.
>gif not an accurate firearm, but works for me
>>8082288
I feel like i have a webm of someone shooting stuff but my comp doesn't have a proper thumbnail for them so i have to dig through them but if i find any i'll post
>>8082288
https://b.fastcompany.net/multisite_files/fastcompany/imagecache/inline-large/inline/2013/10/3020902-inline-how-a-lock-works.gif
Summoning everyone here for help
>>8080269
bamp
Guys why do i love rotomdex so much?
i need help
>>8094125
He's fucking hot.
>>8094329
Personally i like to think of it more as a her but yeah i guess
but what makes it so hot?
>>8097597
>her
het scum leave this land
kidding
i dunno man the fucking personality
flirty and kinda dominant
>>8097611
IM NOT ONE OF THOSE CISHET SCUM! IM A DEMITRANSQUAZINONBINARYFOXSHEEPWOLFKINCISBIPANWHITEMALEVEGAN!!!! MY PRONOUNS ARE XZEIE, XZZXXZXVVXVE AND QKSBQLWJBAKSGQIWKQBIDKQHDZHE!! I AM ALSO ATTRACTED TO POTATO TRACTORS! GET IT RIGHT YOU CISHET SCUM!!!
>>8097611
yeah i guess that is the case
rotomdex does have a Fun and quirky personality
to think i fell in love with a fictional living appliance faster than any human i've known
>>8098809
How long did it take for you to write that?
i refuse this thread die
>>8098809
also holy shit that must've taken a long time to think out, now i got something to shit post with
gj and ty anon
>>8100574
Sorry famz I'm tired.
Is it weird if I wanna fug this windchime
>>8100656
In public and weak sauce shit like facebook yes
here everything goes
>>8100725
Made for fug.
Minior is p fuggable too
>>8100746
At first i was indifferent to minior because i didn't figure out it had a mouth and the second i saw it's mouth i immediately fell in love with the space rock
kind of wish i had minior fan art/porn now....
>>8100769
i have some
i might pass the fuck out so if i do ill dump the rest in the morning
>>8100787
>>8100787
yeah i gotta sleep too
also thanks you rock dude
>>8100791
id offer to make a new thread but it probably wont reach bump limit unless i shitpost it to death
>>8100796
np night
>>8100799
if it hits bump limit while im asleep and no one makes a new thread ill make one i guess
shrug
>>8100806
gay rocks
gonna sleep now ill dump anything more i find when i wake up
Disgusting
>>7905197
Weird stuff.
>>8104184
Weird? yes
but hot? depends if you're into this so shit idk it's hot to me
>>8105866
How?
>>8107647
I guess it's because it's human-like due to the fact it has sentience but also because it's not human-like enough in appearance thus giving it one thing people like and removing another that people may not?
like i said idk it's some deeper subconscious shit is all i know, to the extent of my knowledge i just find a bright red star-ish smartphone that can talk sexually attractive
Tis be a sad life that this thread's last breath will be taken
oh well we can always make another one
here's to a fresh start!
yeah i can make a new thread hang on