ITT: Pokemon are real.
Who's your favorite fish?
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>>7902818
Me.
>>7902818
Meee? Remi is more of a fish though.
>>7902818
I dunno.
Zibel is pretty cool though!
ASAAAAAAAAAA
>>7902725
>OH NO
>ROLL FOR RUNNING AWAY
>>7902818
I identify as a fish
Blub, blub mother fucker
I wish i had a Duskull and an Aron or atleast a keychain of them.
>>7902818
me yesterday
>>7902874
>Roll to set leaf on fire
>ROLL TO HIGH NOON SIX POSTERS WITH THE SAME POST NUMBER
>>7902888
>Hides behind a door.
>>7902871
>Nope.
>Ray is totally going to catch you unless he dubsfails facefirst into a crate.
Bro, get back here!
>>7902871
>Instead jump into the odd Raichu's face
>Grab and don't let go maybe it goes away
>>7902888
>NERF THIS >:3c
>>7902888
holy shit
feel fre to ignore this
>>7902888
>Hide underwater
>>7902920
Ow, ow, bro, sharp claws.
Relax, bro, chill.
Just... let go and tell me what, like, chu're doing here.
>roll to splash wak juice
>>7902966
What is thiiiis?
>Lets just say Jacket finished plucking glass out of his knee
>>7902966
>Wak juice right to the knee wounds
>Dave bites down on his hand in an effort not to scream
>>7902966
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7902966
>Purple stuff in the water
??????
>>7902818
Vapey best fish of course.
>>7902959
>Try to relax
>Actually relax enough to fall down to the floor
>Oof
I... live here. Yes...
>>7902966
What...? What is this weird sticky stuff?
>>7902993
>roll to sic duskulls equal to post number on
>if odds i get duskulls on me
>>7902966
BUT WHY
>>7902966
Well, if anyone needs me I'll be in the shower.
With a steel scrub pad.
>>7902993
>>7903022
...
>>7903018
Huh. Cool.
Name's Ray, bro. Me and my friends just moved in.
And 'chu are...?
>>7902966
where.
how.
why?
>>7903022
>Dubs
>22 Duskulls are after Dave
..... what
did i fucking hear something
> Dave turns around and sees a small mob of Duskulls. His hand is bleeding from how hard he bites down on the heel of the palm.
>Krookdile chases after the ghosts
>GET INTO THE BUNKER
>>7903112
NO YOU WILL NOT
COMMAND: MOVE TO HOLD
>>7903112
> GO TO HOLD
Goodbye sun!
Hello everyone!
>>7903090
...
>get him a drink
>>7903075
I'm... I don't have a name. None of my trainers gave me one. They all went away...
>PLAY MUSIC
>>7903140
huh
oh
thanks dude
>Tip that shit back and down it in one go
so uh
guess im a couch bum now?
>>7903138
Why are you saying bye? I'm still here!
>>7903173
>nod
>bandage his leg up
>give him a kiss on the cheek
>or a peck
>>7903138
Hey An, how's it hangin'
>>7903184
>Roll for Sun to go down
>On Dave
PEW
>>7903151
Ahhh...
I see.
Well, like, 'chu're welcome to hang out with us, if 'chu want.
I should probably let 'chu know now that we're, like, a little weird, but we're all pretty cool.
'Chu a local here, or from out of town like us?
>>7903161
>NO ONE SEEMS TO HEAR IT
>TURN THE VOLUME UP
>>7903205
ew
hes like
12
>>7903189
haha
dude
cmere
>Grabby hands
>>7903267
>Plug the audio cables back in
>>7903285
>PLAY MUSIC
>>7903205
Uh... I don't get it? What are you asking me to do?
>>7903322
WHO IS PLAYING VAPORWAVE AT EIGHT PM
>>7903201
Pretty good! I found some colours
Gonna try to doodle something before I have to sleep.
How're you doing bowtie?
>>7903173
YOU'LL BE FINE BY MORNING, I WILL ENSURE IT.
JUST SLEEP IT OFF.
>>7903322
IS THAT MUSIC OR THE DEATH THROES OF A WARTORTLE?
>Anyway keep fixin' up the ship.
>Give Remi bits of metal to use to help.
>>7903322
>Muffled vaporwave in the far distance
What's that sound?..
It's nice.
>>7903391
>Sploosh underwater
>Weld that stuff up over some holes!
>>7903374
yeah sure
totally
and my dick will double its length overnight right
>>7903342
>>7903374
>>7903429
>CHANGE VOLUME
>>7903346
Doing alright all things considered, you should take a picture of what you drew when you're finished.
>>7903455
WHAT THE FUCK
>>7903455
>Can hear it clearly even underwater now
>Fish groove: happen
>Roll to become Bones Bone(er)
>>7903455
>Confused cat sounds
>>7903429
>Woo!
>Fiiiiiixing stuff uuuup!
>>7903455
>What the hell IS that?
>>7903532
>anon is now a concousness Trapped within a Wak bone, unable to do anything or experience anything other than what the wak's wak feels
>anon is unable to have any influencing action from now on and has zero control
>>7903476
>>7903528
>>7903544
>LOWER VOLUME
>>7903600
>Music is gone
>Disappointed fishtol sounds
>Back to wooork
>>7903435
YOUR FRIEND KILLED SOMEONE FOR ME THAT I HAVE WANTED DEAD FOR A WHILE NOW.
THE PERSON IN QUESTION REPELLED THREE PREVIOUS ATTEMPTS.
HE SPLIT HIS REWARD WITH YOU.
>>7903265
....here. Like it last trainer...
Thanks for not kicking me out...
>>7903659
No problemo, bro.
Wanna meet the rest of the crew, or take some time to...
>Ears twitch
Let's, like, make dinner and then meet the crew.
>>7903600
Command: ask for admin before setting volume to further than 50%
>>7903649
so what
fucking
were wolverine now
pfffft
sure christmas tree
sounds like bs to me
>He grabs sord and draws the blade across his forearm
and now we wait
>>7903649
Hey deer god can I have five bucks?
>Speech check.
>>7903711
>Faildubs
>Oops blade went too deep
....
i cant move my fingers
>>7903649
>>7903711
...
>>7903739
fucking
got any one handed video games
>>7903766
...
>gesture to crotch
>>7903697
I... I'll follow you. Make myself useful.
>>7903784
hahaha very funny
cmere then
unless you fucking want me to flo
>>7903822
>Slapped
>Dave waves his left arm at him angrily, slapping him with the limp hand and splatting blood everywhere
>>7903766
>>7903784
>Oh, deerie me.
>DeerGod fixes the leg problem first.
>It's less than a pleasant experience, but at least he's mobile again.
HAVE FUN, YOU TWO.
>Deergod goes off to rewatch Phantom Of The Opera.
>>7903822
>stab
>>7903842
...?
>>7903842
>>7903873
ALMIAAAAAAAAAAA
>THROWS A BRICK
>>7903470
Ok!
Gonna do some more after I eat a berry salad, if you guys got any ideas.
>>7903842
>Roll to curse
>If successful, whenever he takes limb damage, it will be doubled
>>7903840
>Ray goes upstairs and into the kitchen. It's cozy.
>He gets to cooking.
So, like, what's there to do around here? I saw a lot of gardens on the way in, I bet the ash, like, really affects what grows well here.
>>7903866
ooouch
my weggies
whatever
thanks christmas tree
>Left hand still no go though, I guess
>Dave is going to end up permanently crippling himself before the end of the night at this rate
>>7903923
>>7903947
>Failed
>I'm going to start ignoring random anons if this keeps up
>>7903873
right
im gonna like
go bleed all over your bed now
>Roll to not fall on his face the moment he stands up
>>7903947
>Dark Void.
>>7903924
Hey you're pretty good at that! I wish I could draw but my ribbons don't have that much dexterity to them.
>>7903978
>Give blondie a tankard with a happy apple on it
>knocking on fuchsiafags front door
>Roll to sleep.
>>7904100
>Fuschiafag answers
Hello?
Who is it?
>>7903949
>The Drilbur seems to have calmed down significantly
Nnot much, I tend to the gardens outside sometimes.
Otherwise I kept everything untouched, I was told to not touch anything...
>>7904143
I peench.
>peenches
>Geez I've been working for a while.
>Plap the water.
Remi?
>>7904254
>poke the krabby with a ribbon
>>7904254
>ICE BEAM FROM BEHIND
>>7904337
Maybe little peench?
>>7904363
!!!
>scuttles away
>>7904366
>>7904369
Oh that one wasn't evil. Sorry?
>>7904366
>it's not a leetle peench, is big pinch
Ow! What was that for?
>>7904334
>Bloop
Yes?
>>7904147
Bro, like, it's cool.
'Chu can grab a bunk, hang out with us, like, raid the fridge whenever.
Oh, um... some of our group looks a little different, so try not to, like, panic, okay?
( 'Chu got a Discord link? I can hook 'chu up )
>>7904489
How's work been?
its me
>>7904666
mario
>>7904666
And you are?
>>7904666
Go back to sleep golden freddy
>>7904727
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>7904606
Good! I got a bunch of holes sealed up.
Uhm, how is your thing going?
>>7904543
>The Drilbur has positively beamed up
>Then down as he just remembered something
Can I see them, now? Maybe he came back...
>>7904003
I dunno about good but its fun!
>>7904792
I cleared out some rooms!! We're doing really good on this, huh?
>>7904820
Sure thing, bro.
I think everybody's, like, hanging out, and we can finish breakfast-for-dinner later.
( You already in the Discord senpai, or would you like a link?)
Well it took me forever but I finally got to the end of this mystery dungeon, found some pretty cool stuff too!
>>7904833
Oh, hey, I didn't notice you where here... is that supposed to be me?
>>7904852
Cool!
Yeah, we're doing great!
>>7904888
Wow! What did you get?
>>7904888
like what?
>>7904962
Do you wanna take a break?
>>7904867
Yes, let's go...
(Already in the Discord bro, forgot to mention)
>>7904931
Hey there icicle.
Yep and yep, and ribbons and thunderwave and a blueberry and some other berries!
How have you been?
>>7905009
eh heh, already on that
>>7905009
I guess so?
What is there to do around here?
>>7905040
Well, also those drawing are cute (like you) sapphire, you really know how to draw
>>7905028
>Ray leads the way into the main room.
Yooo.
>>7905057
>Splap him.
Uh huh?
>>7905064
Uh, I haven't foooound a lot of cool stuff yet. Hooold on.
>Come back with tank and skateboard.
You wanna check the place out?
>>7905071
Thanks snowbank, but I'm pretty mediocre. Its just for funsies.
>>7905184
Haha, I wish I could draw as good, but it's kinda difficult... you said you lived in sinnoh right? Maybe you can give me lessons
>>7905122
>Splapped hard
If you wanted something done, you could have said so heh
>>7905122
Sure!
>Hop into the fishtol tank
>Sploosh
>>7904990
>>7905003
There's these wands and orbs that are almost like magic, they all do different things from teleporting things to stunning enemies. I found a few gummi bean things that seemed to make me stronger after I ate them, but the coolest thing are these glasses that let me see people and items through walls.
Question.
Why is there no love for Aromatisse in any Pokemon thread ever?
She's good as a healer and amazing waifu-bait for short-stack enthusiasts
>>7905221
Probably wouldn't be able to teach you more than drawin' squiggles and circles which is pretty much all I do. But it'd be fun to doodle with ya' snowflake!
>>7905292
Ew.
>>7905269
....
What are you going to do with that stuff?
>>7905292
I have never seen a pokemon like that before!
>>7905122
>Dubs.
>The tank is actually pretty big and well made.
>Also there's two skateboards.
>>7905239
Sorry! I don't know my own strength. Taaaaaake five.
>>7905261
Cool!
>Push him along.
>Watch for fuckin' debris.
>>7905310
I'd love to spend some time with you that's for sure, you see really nice... weird question do u have a friend like a... girl friend? You don't have to answer if you don't want to
>>7905369
>Hand to fin action woo
>Missed!
Heh heh lets try again
>Taaaaake five, take two
>>7905269
>Gets on phone
Yes, Red-6? I have a job for you...
>>7905357
I think I'll try selling the magic wands and orbs, bet I could get a lot of money for 'em but I'm keeping these glasses cause they're just too neat to give up.
>>7905390
I'm friends with a Shinx but we're more battle buddies than anything. Mum said to wait till I evolved before thinking about dating but really, bluh, dating.
Am I right, frosty?
>>7905369
>Fishtol is spinning around looking at stuff
>May be making a smol whirlpool on accident
>Bump
>A little water splooshes over the sides
>>7905559
>>7905472
What?
>>7905468
>Pat him.
>>7905634
>Slow down a bit.
You okaaaaaay?
>>7905561
Your species evolves through friendship right? You and your shinx buddy better hurry haha, I'm kidding things take time. I get that, unlike most people I know... don't have the patience for anything... wish I had a mom to give me that kind of advice, then again my aunt and unlce were there for me when I was born...
I'm talking to much, and yeah dating is the gross part am I right? Hehe
>STREAMBRO IS GONE
>PLAY MUSIC
>>7905472
Do you know where Johto is?
>>7905545
What would you even do with money?
>>7905669
I have replaced your music library with Kalosian synthwave. You're welcome
>>7905472
Affirmative.
Acquisition mission is go.
I'll try not to cause a ruckus.
>>7905646
the discord is going to make your mystery dungeon items useless because they weren't smart enough to make up rules for then to begin with
just thought you'd want to know
>>7905669
I CHALLENGE PEW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2ulyJuvU3Q
>>7905719
...
>TURN THE VOLUME DOWN
>>7905746
UHH
>PRISMATIC LASER?
>>7905662
Yep! I'm fine.
>>7905719
Why do you have such bad taste?
>>7905697
I use it to travel mostly.
>>7905730
(Well that sucks...)
>>7905664
Yeah, we evolve through friendship but I'm in no hurry. As cool as being a lucario would be, I'm happy as riolu. I got a lot of training to do anyways before I'm ready to evolve!
Lots of world to see! Lots of things to fight!
You gotta go do some adventuring as well, flurry. Gotta find an ice stone to evolve!
>>7905779
Alriiiiight.
>Keep going through.
>Wheel him into one of the cleaned up bedrooms.
Isn't this place coooooool?
>>7905830
( Discordfag here. We're not doing that to you, Hateboner-Kun over there is trying to start shit. )
>>7905778
>Did you just laser Nebby?
>Well, it hit
4 SpA Necrozma Prismatic Laser vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Solgaleo: 58-68 (13.9 - 16.3%) -- possibly the worst move ever
WHY WOULD PEW DO THAT?
>>7905830
(We weren't going to make them useless. If you want in on the discussion here's the link. https://discord.gg/sswep)
>>7905862
(fug)
I want those curios. Red-6. Feel free to do acquire them via the most expedient option.
>>7905719
>Wait one sec
>I've accidentally transferred Kalosian industrial
>Continue not minding anything at all, especially not the grunts
>>7905778
Command: abort prismatic laser this very instant
>>7905805
Come here and fite me and my robutts irl
>>7905831
Wow, you seem so happy like that I how you're training goes well. I'm in no rush either, I do have an ice stone I just won't use it until I reach the right level, and I haven't had a real fight in a LONG time... what level are you anyway?
>>7905845
Oooh, yeah. This room is nice!
>Do a little flip in the water
>Because excite fishtol
>>7905879
YOU CHALLENGED ME
>>7905906
>ABORTING PRISMATIC LASER...
>LASER ALREADY FIRED
>BOOTING LASER
>ATTEMPTING TO ABORT
>roll to drink wak juice
>>7905845
eh heh, yes
>continue lazying around
>think of converting a corridor into a waterslide
>>7905956
PEW A MUSIC FIGHT
I OFFERED A FRIENDLY MUSIC COMPETITION AND YOU SHOT ME WITH A LASER
>Gotta shoop pic related at some point
>>7905999
>That juice wasn't purple
>Laughs at your suffering
>>7905999
>you spilled it all over yourself, good job you fucking idiot
>>7905911
I dunno! I don't have a trainer that'd know that kinda thing but the last thing I learned was Copycat.
>>7905934
>Fishtol a cute.
>Keep showing him stuff.
>Show him the engine room.
>>7906002
>Pls.
>>7906008
OH
SORRY
>PLAY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ
>>7906047
You're around level Twenty... hey that gives me an idea
What if I let you beat me in a fight so you can level up fast? Haha, I'm kidding of couse, you probably want a fair fight and fighting me isn't fair
I'm level 79 by the way.... so you have a LONG way to go
>>7905956
>At least he is trying
>>7906090
I need a stiff drink for this.
>>7906090
Don't worry pew, I got you
https://youtu.be/wZZ7oFKsKzY
>roll to drown in wak goo
>>7906090
>I would start throwing German Rock at you
>But that's not Nebby's thing
>Have cat themed music instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-oKQEn2QBE
>>7906173
PEW DO KNOW MY NAME IS NEBBY, RIGHT?
>>7906060
>Fishtol is weapons grade cute
>Or at least he hopes he is
Ooooo, does that still work?
>>7906233
>You failed at suicide, you're too light
>Fucking idiot
>>7906256
>roll to become wak goo god
>>7906288
>Good job at avoiding death
>You descended to god status
>>7906140
That seems like a bad idea. You're really! Really! Strong!
Maybe we'll just doodle.
>>7906288
>>7906332
>roll to crawl into bones dick
>>7906255
>Fishtol is very cute.
I don't thiiiiink so.
>Push Remi away a bit.
>Go up and give the engine a jolt of electricity.
>>7905778
>>7906008
>>7906038
>>7906288
YOU'VE PLEASED GOD KING BORK
YOU MAY HAVE A REWARD
>Evens: Two Donuts stuck together like an 8, or infinite sign
>Odds: An 8 shaped (or infinite symbol) Pretzel
>>7906345
>>7906288
>Localized thundering storm in the area
SCIENCE
>Anon has been reborn as a Lv.100 Muk with perfect IVs
>Made of wakjuice
>>7906376
>slap eel butt
>>7906345
>>7906377
>>7906329
Oh... I was just going to let you beat me so you can catch up, but hey you do you right? Plus you're way to nice for me to actually hurt you
>>7906416
>roll to become arceus goo
what the fuck
>>7906416
>>7906461
>>7906467
>>7906498
>8
DAVE, YOU ARE BLESSED
PRAISE BORK
>roll to punch maxie out
>>7906498
I DON'T KNOW EITHER, YOUNG WARRIOR.
THIS SERIES OF EVENTS IS NOT PLEASING AT ALL.
>>7906509
what the fuck is a bork
>>7906376
>Curious squirtgun sounds
Is it working?? It's moving!
Red-6 here.
I'm on route, and it sounds like the world's blowing up around me.
>Rolling for Common Sense
>>7906376
Eh heh, mobile base of operations
>>7906547
>slap ass
>>7906554
LET ME ENLIGHTEN YOU MY CHILD
HE IS A GREAT BEING, BLESSED WITH THE NUMBER 8, YOU HAVE BEEN TEMPORARILY BLESSED BY BORK WITH THAT 8, USE THIS BLESSING WISELY YOUNG ONE
>>7906422
>Eel squeak.
>>7906558
Uh, I th-thiiink so.
>>7906584
Well... We still gotta fix it up a bit more. I think we might have to replace the rudders and... stuff.
>>7906645
Let's check those rudders, eh
>Dives in towards the rudders
>Roll for diagnostics
>>7906583
>3
>The Poacher is none too bright.
Ah, I can just grab the stuff and walk off. How hard can it be?
>>7906444
But that's no fun! You don't learn anything that way either! Someday we might be able to but I got a ways to go to catch up to you blizzard.
>>7906596
uhhhhh
oooookay
im just gonna
>Dave backs away slowly and reaches for the crazy b-gone
>roll to become wak goo arceus
i want to touch skitter's tamping bar (^;
>>7906745
I know that's why I said you want a fair fight, so I dropped the idea... but doodling still sounds nice, I don't have much to do around here anyway it's real boring...
Wait, what if I'm just REALLY gentle fighting you? Or is that still a bad idea?
>rolling to forcibly succ Bones bone
Ya'll are an affront to a kind and gracious god.
>>7906735
How's it looking?
i'd wish for jirachi
>>7906837
Exactly. Father will not be pleased by the current situation.
>>7906834
>Anon's back is now home to five different endangered fungal species.
>And they ITCH.
Stop that.
>>7906834
...stop.
>Bone in a shadowy fashion
>>7906834
>Shadow Claw
>>7906872
Broken, eh. Literally.
>>7906929
>SHADOW CLAW
>>7906925
Dangit. Well... We can steal soooooome?
>>7906929
>>7906981
>rolling to Succ the Ding Dong salamis of everyone in thread
>>7906981
>Roll to kill the riolu's possible mother
Okay, where was that Umbreon...?
I was gonna... get some stuff from that little nerd.
Dammit, Toshi, stop freaking out.
Just because half of my teammates got themselves killed doesn't mean I'm next.
Now, where is that Umbreon with the weird stuff?
>>7907047
(Don't mess with the Umbreon. We aren't having this bullshit in your plot.)
>>7906977
We could steal them from some other ship. Maybe their food too.
Heh heh
>>7906831
Doesn't sound very fun. Lets just, not fight for now.
I think I'm about ready for sleep. Have a good night snowflake.
>>7907084
Ooh yeah.
>Push Pistolfriend up to the deck and scout for any ships.
How would we attack them anyway?
>>7907079
( Are you Umbreon's player? OOC, I was thinking the PMD items would be useless at best in human hands, and that assumes that the grunt manages to somehow not fuck up. )
( If you don't want any PVP bullshit I understand though. )
>roll to steal jirachi from bones
>>7907079
( bro if you wanna discuss ooc stuff in discord we can work something out )
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
How's everyone doing?
The world didn't explode while I wasn't looking, right?
>SENDING MESSAGE TO STREAMBRO
>FUG U MOM
>>7907131
Nighty night sapphire
>>7905862
(Okay then)
>>7906795
(What the fuck?)
>>7907253
i mean
weird shit going on
but like
aint blown to hell
>>7907149
Zibel.
Zibel I have an idea.
>>7907149
I say, heh, wait for the ships to stop, we go in, and steal the rudders and propulsion. Then we can go in and steal anything else.
Perfect plan, heh
Hello! Hello!
Friends!
Hello! Hello!
>>7907253
I don't think it has.
But it's get real boring here in the frigate,
>>7907259
My mom was a bitch, you can keep her.
>>7907299
Whaaaaat is it?
>>7907305
Hm! Sounds pretty good to me!
>>7907291
(Dude you wanna like.... Come into the Discord and discuss stuff so everyone is on the same page?)
>>7904833
I think it's good! This is the best I can do and it took me a long time, I'm sure you're much faster.
>>7907310
Hi! I don't think we have you guys in Alola!
>>7907310
Hey there, bro.
What's up?
'Chu doing well, bro?
>>7907253
Oh, 'sup bro. Good to see 'chu're OK.
>>7907328
Yeah, I bet.
>>7907328
You know Devon Corp has some neat tech.
>>7907343
You could, like, pick me up.
And shoot at them!
>>7907385
Sometimes Zigs! Zigs! Zags! Zags!
Across oceans!
Yeah! Yeah!
>>7907393
I got lost! Lost!
But I found!
Yay! Yay!
>>7907408
You called?
>>7907408
. . .
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
>>7907393
Yeah, I'm fine. It's a little strange, though, as everything feels so quiet.
Maybe that's because the loudest crew's now groundside, maybe I was getting used to having a psych ping me.
>>7907440
Hello, Steven Stone.
>>7907462
Yes.
What are we thinking?
>>7907439
'Chu got lost?
Where'd 'chu get lost, hm?
I'm glad 'chu're found. If 'chu're in Hoenn, then, like, 'chu could drop by for a visit.
>>7907476
So... What are we thinking in regards to my company?
>>7907393
'sup. I'm going to send Jay over there with something VERY IMPORTANT that you left behind.
>>7907408
>>7907462
I'm thinking what you're thinking and I'm not even a psychic anymore.
I've had a score to settle with devon ever since the breedfast thing and the killchips.
Yes, I did finally get the serials from dustoxbro
>>7907408
By the way, I sent you a report a few hours ago.
It's about Necrozma's Personality files, they're remarkably similar to a Porygon's one but with way larger and more complex.
>>7907422
Uh... How long can you be out of the water for?
>>7907481
Big desert!
Really big! Big!
Almost ran out of berries!
No! No!
But Zig! Zag!
Out! Out!
Found big water!
Yeah! Yeah!
Surfed home!
You want berries?
Huh? Huh?
>>7907506
I'm not s-
>>7907519
As far as I understand Devon Corp didn't actually have anything to do with it. It was a side company run by the government.
Could you confirm this Mr. Stone?
>>7907570
>>7907519
Breedfast? Killchips? Colress is correct, I can assure I wouldn't authorize anything like that
>>7907543
...I dunno!
Maybe forever? I just can't swim.
>>7907462
>That "something very important" is currently asleep. On a pillow. Either in her old bedroom or right beside Streambro. Still on the frigate.
>...She was asleep the entire time everyone was leaving the frigate. Including Uncle Ray.
>...Quite a catnap.
>roll to spray gucci with a fine dusting of gengy juice
>>7907551
Bro, if 'chu drop by I'll, like, cook up a Puff for 'chu.
>>7907519
>>7907636
>Ray realizes what Streambro's talking about.
OH FUCK
I'M COMING OH MEW PLEASE DON'T BE OUT OF RANGE ALREADY
>Hauling tail out the door at full speed.
>Hopefully nobody was between him and the door.
>>7907632
Huh...
>Pick him up out of the tank.
This feel okaaaaay?
>>7907636
>Utterly adorable
>Alas, I have to say bye
>Put sleeping beauty into a well padded basket
>Tie up basket to Jay, be real sure nothing bad is were to happen
>Jay hovers his way down to the bunker entrance, basket still tied
>Close by hovers Hal and Zeta, guarding the basket
>>7907570
After seeing the myriad of shell companies under Devon just for the breedfast scheme, I don't trust them at all.
>>7907631
You wouldn't. You're at this point merely a figurehead.
>>7907666
WHO DID THIS!?
I WILL HAVE THEM FOR SUPPER I SWEAR BY ALL THAT IS WORTH CREATING
>Suit status: ruined.
>Evening status: ruined.
>Anon status: Made Xerneas laugh
>>7907708
Puff! Puff! Puff! Puff!
GOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
>>7907723
I may be the CEO/ President of Devon Corp, but I have no control over "our" subsidiaries the government takes control of. I can guess that 'breedfast' is a corruption of the subsidiary meant to research fertility.
>>7907716
Yup!
..Your hands are soft.
>>7907708
>>7907723
>Zeta has an amused face as he sees the rai zoom up to meet them, about halfway between the Frigate and the bunker.
Special Delivery for a Mr. Ray?
>>7907747
>roll to release a few pokeys he has captive
(you can ignore this if itll fuck your plot up)
>>7907723
>>7907792
I'd suggest that you need to crack down on certain activities carried out by your company, Mr. Stone.
Unfortunately, my friend's conclusion is the most flattering one.
We're going to be, ahem, shutting down those two unauthorized operations. Just FYI.
>>7907803
Hahaha. Thank yoooou!
Lemme try to shoot you.
>Pull the trigger.
>>7907826
OH GOSH YES PLEASE.
I am so sorry, bro.
Like, I feel terrible about this...
>Pick up smol catte
>Carefully putter back to the safehouse with Violet
>>7907846
>Some Cinccinos get loose and escape to freedom
GAAAH!
>Anon better bail because security's here.
>Fame gained with Xerneas' Disciples!
>>7907877
>Whoosp
>Fishtol has flopped out of your hand and onto the floor
>Splet
ow.
>>7907886
>What happens next depends on how Ray 'picked up' the feline
>If he literally picked the feline up, leaving the basket to be brought back to the frigate, Violet wakes up in midair, giving a yawn before snuggling up to Ray.
Whaah...?
>If he takes the basket with Violet still inside, smol catte is not awakened.
>Either way, Zeta, Hal, and Jay return to the frigate.
>>7907920
o shit
>chaos-sneaky anon fugsoff
>>7907792
If you have no control over your subsidiaries, then they barely can be called yours. Either way, I have a long list of shell corporations and paper companies, all intertwined with Devon itself, and all implicated in either the Breedfast or the killswitches debacle.
A single factory in Hoenn already shutdown was confirmed in the killswitches scheme, and Breedfast is already banned in Unova, both the sale and production in any name and chemical formulation. But there's still the operations in the other Big 7 plus Orre, which needs to be solved in one fell swoop.
>>7907886
>>7907956
>But before that, Hal snaps a few pictures of the reception
>I'm not crying it's just raining indoors
>>7907933
>Pick up gunfish.
You okaaaaaaay?
>>7908009
Mhmm, I'm fine!
Probably.
>>7908072
...
>Concern.
>Plop him back in the tank.
Uh, let's try that another tiiiime.
>>7907956
>Snuggles it is.
>They're coming down to safe-ish altitudes.
Hey there, Violet...
Sorry to wake 'chu up.
We're moving to a house, instead of the airship, so, hold on, OK?
>>7908089
>Sploosh
Aww..
Okaaaay.
>>7908093
Oh... okay.
>The feline gently nuzzles the maus, as they float down to the surface.
...Will everyone else come with us...?
>>7908137
My big bro's staying behind, but, like, most everybody else is already down there.
We also met a new friend.
We'll introduce 'chu once 'chu've gotten settled in, OK?
>Ray arrives, and begins showing Espurr the garden.
>>7908167
>>7908137
Hi! Hi!
Hello! Hello!
>>7908089
>throw brick at
>>7908193