HG thread
171st Dark Side Games part 2
Why the peace? It doesn't help it's 4am and I want to sleep
>>7891221
Rooting Grimey.
>>7891221
Final 5
>>7891247
BUTITHOUGHTYASAIDYAWOULDN'TKILLM-! BLUBBLUBBLUBBLUBBLUB...!
>>7891276
"BUTITHOUGHTYASAIDYAWOULDN'TKILLM-! BLUBBLUBBLUBBLUBBLUB...!" - Asgore Dreemur, 2017
>>7891247
Good job, Grimey.
>>7891247
RIP Smolgore
Fuck that peace, it shouldn't exist
>>7891223
>H-How is it loltrash?
>>7891287
Final 3, winner in next post, thank God
>>7891314
...what the fuck...
>>7891297
It's cute and funny but it won't blow your mind or anything. Maybe help you blow a few loads.
>>7891297
/trash/ doesn't have spoiler text
>>7891314
>>7891349
>>7891331
ok deal.
>>7891349
Good job Grimes
>>7891349
>>7891357
Congratulations to you, sir.
And my thanks for this trial.
>>7891356
I'm not proud of you, Grimes. But I am slightly less disappointed in you than I usually am.
Good boy.
>gives biscuit
>>7891357
And stats, thanks for playing and good night
>>7891357
Congrats..
Thanks for hosting for normal people and failures alike..
>>7891366
Why are they all staring at Ivan, HG?
>>7891366
>thanks for hosting
>>7891327
I see. I might give it a go but I would still like to do Hime
>>7891171
Wakasagi a cute.
I got a folder if you want.
Just because I'm feeling 100% devilish, on top of Keijo I will do another animeme if someone rolls the double digits.
>>7891366
Ugh...
>Syria gets up from off the ground, rubbing her back a bit.
G-Good night... ugh... bastard, striking my back.
>>7891366
Thanks for the game.
>>7891366
At least its not last place.
Thank you for hosting.
>>7891387
Someone from Zero Time Dilemma
>>7891378
He ended 4th instead of 3rd like in the previous game, literally got close
>>7891387
DxD
Do Kiba
>>7891387
Medabots
>>7891387
Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ
>>7891387
Do a gun and kill yourself
>>7891357
Congrats!
>>7891366
Thanks for hostin'!
>>7891378
>Because he helped drown a child.
>>7891387
>Bible Black
>>7891378
>fuck ivan
is that an invitation
>>7891387
Dragon Ball Super
>>7891411
>>7891411
>gundam
Kill yourself you fucking subhuman baboon
>>7891411
>FUCK AUSSA YOU ACTUALLY GOT IT
>NOW I HAVE TO WATCH MECHA ANIME
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7891385
That would be great fa.m
>>7891431
>Hmmm. Do I get to choose between hamdog and gundam?
>I'll choose hamdog if I can.
>>7891426
>>7891424
>>7891422
>I feel at once both ashamed and accomplished
>But mostly ashamed
>E-embrace the giant robots
>>7891426
>And to make matter worse... it's a crap Gundam as well. Have fun squid!
>>7891440
Yes. I need to see someone do this.
>>7891440
It's up to you.
I have to remind you that the hamdog is Australian
>>7891384
She's cute as fuck, go for it.
>>7891442
>>7891443
>Sorry lads
>>7891445
>>7891446
>we hamdog now.
>>7891440
Go for the hamdog
>>7891415
>Because he helped drown a child.
I'll have you know that that wasn't his fault at all and Ivan didn't do anything.
>t. not Ivan
>>7891449
>>7891447
I will. Just gotta build the folder and steel myself to be compared to the others
>>7891449
>Hamdogs... I am okay with this. At least you don't have to watch a shit Gundam.
>>7891432
I can't upload the folder til tomorrow.
Just enter her as filler or something and I'll throw the folder at you when I can. Or I can give it to you over discord if you prefer that way.
>>7891458
You will be shitposted no matter what you do.
>>7891449
>Hamdog is going to be eaten within the first hour, the flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long.
>>7891426
>>7891442
>Giving him the worst UC series.
Should have posted Turn A or G fighter.
>>7891460
Nah I'm about to head off to snoozevile so if I remember I'll enter her as filler tomorrow and you can give it then if you want
>>7891480
>Giving me mecha.
is it deadly queen or killer queen
>>7891485
>hating mecha
>>7891467
I know. I know boyo.
>>7891496
https://youtu.be/UTL0rPTyHSA
>>7891496
Lethal Kat
>>7891480
>It was the first one that came to mind. And honestly the ZZ itself is my favorite lead. Gato would've been pretty cool, though.
>>7891480
>You get it, this guy is smart. G and Turn-A are excellent.
>>7891499
>It's not hate, I just don't like mecha. It doesn't have appeal to me.
>>7891510
>>7891509
>>7891480
And at least it's not SEED/Destiny
>>7891500
Then you are ready to play a 2hu.
Good luck, bro, and good night.
>>7891387
It's not "Keijo" you swine, it's "Keijo!!!!!!!!"
get it right
>>7891521
>At least it ain't Code Geass or whatever.
>>7891509
>I can't get into Double Zeta. No matter how many times I try.
>>7891510
>>7891521
I'd argue that even IBO or Unicorn deserve a chance as well.
I feel miserable.
>>7891539
>Into is cool, Unicorn... eh, you don't really need to. But I think War In a Pocket is a must.
>It's quality.
>>7891555
Remember that I still like you, Anon.
>>7891555
Same
>>7891555
What's wrong?
>>7891559
I've never seen you use whatever ava that is to do anything besides ooc post.
>>7891555
Try alcohol.. Or a bath.. They always make me feel not as depressed..
>>7891539
I'm not that easily-bothered by the mood shifts in the story, and I happen to be a big fan of a lot of the MS designs.
And even with as polarizing as they are, IBO and UC both have some gorgeous animation, when the latter isn't using CGI. Still gotta catch up on IBO, though.
>>7891559
Need to give that one another runthrough, the only Gundams I find myself rewatching are 0083, F91, and CCA.
>>7891555
Allow the glorious spirit of Zeon to enter your body! It shall free your soul from the shackling, oppressive weight of Earth's gravity!
>>7891555
>kissu
Hope you feel better, anon.
Good night, hg
>>7891590
>Same here. I heard even IBO has gotten a spot on Toonami. It's like the good ole days.
>>7891559
>True that. How do you feel about reconguista in g?
>>7891604
noit m10
>>7891570
I don't even know anymore, little guy. I really don't. If it was up to me I wouldn't choose to be like this.
I just hope this feeling will pass.
>>7891595
>sprays with pepper spray
back off with your deformed ass face bitch damn I know I said I felt miserable but you don't need to give me a heart attack if I wanted to die there's easier ways smdh
>>7891620
>bullying Sylvie
You deserve to feel miserable.
>>7891620
>burns, screaming in pain as the pepper spray gets in her eyes.
I'M SORRY ANON! I DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET YOU!
>>7891578
>I am going to use her properly, just need get more crops of the mango she is in and I am ready to go.
>But, does this annoy you in any shape or form? Or, are you just pointing that out?
>>7891590
>F91... 0083... and CCA.
>Shit, I need to rewatch those... maybe.
>>7891615
>It bored the shit out of me, the end. Watched two episodes of it and decided it wasn't worth my time. Rather watch thunderbolt.
>>7891620
It will! I know it will!
..D'ya wanna hug?
>>7891648
Does my opinion matter? I'm just anon kek. But personally I think its redundant posting ooc arrows with an ava that you've never been ic with.
>>7891615
Yep, from what I've seen of it it's actually a pretty good dub, too, though most of Gundam has decent ones. Aside from like, the SD Gundam ones. I used to watch IBO with someone but they don't talk with me often now.
>>7891648
If nothing else, the first twos' animation is gorgeous, and I appreciate CCA's style.
HG Den'an Zon/Gei or Berga Giros/Dalas never
>>7891659
>I think everyone who is seriously asking questions about the things I do... Their opinions matter, anon or not. Though, i'll take into consideration with ooc posts.
>>7891662
>I would love to talk about the style... but the problem is I don't remember jack about it.
http://tohosort.frelia.my
Post em
>>7891685
The last two are just movies, so it's not too hard to sit through to get a feel for their style at least. And 0083 is just shading porn.
>>7891690
You feel bad emotionally or physically?
>>7891690
>Smolgore walks over to the anon and gives him/her a big hug.
>>7891714
>Vores.
>>7891711
Gotcha. But as per usual with Gundam stuff... I will be paying close attention to details and what not.
>>7891690
>Scrambles away from the anon and out of the room, crying her eyes out and trying to get rid of the pain from the pepper spray, but only managing to make it worse.
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry...
>>7891720
No surprises there.
Also HG Dolmel never either
>>7891739
Well, uhh...people tell me I am. I'm just'a monster though.
>>7891727
>cuddles closely
Shh, it's okay.
Give me 24 for an alpha run.
Good morning or good night, which ever the hell it is. I'm off to bed.
>>7891806
Sanae Kochiya
>>7891813
Sleep well.
>>7891806
Doggo Fixing Computer
>>7891806
Fluorette
>>7891813
May you fare well.
>>7891806
Rika
>>7891801
>Cries softly.
T-thank you...
>>7891806
Sylvie
>>7891806
Kirisaki
>>7891806
No way fag
>>7891806
Ginpachi Sensei
>>7891806
Lord Beerus
>>7891806
Smolgore
>>7891806
Sexy Bastard
>>7891806
Ririchiyo
>>7891806
Rubick
>>7891846
But Leon, she is ovulating right now.
>>7891806
The Best Part of Waking Up
>>7891806
A dangerous zombie
>>7891865
I mean...
>>7891806
Smug Queen
>>7891806
Reigen Arataka
>>7891853
T H I C C
>>7891806
Maria and Harusame
>>7891806
Cute Grill
>>7891806
Syria
>>7891806
Ichigo
>>7891883
get on Discord
>>7891870
I know. Me too, anon.
>>7891878
You mean sexeh.
>>7891912
Oh yer sexeh alright. Thicc and juicy
>>7891806
Late Go
>people not entering
??????
>>7891884
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>7891806
Madoka
>>7891921
everyone was a swell fella and was waiting for me. See how I made it in on time?
>>7891924
>poos beside
This a damn test run so don't expect anything special, ya fags.
Anyway get ready to climb the fucking tower
>>7891929
U-UNCLE DEATH!?
>>7891929
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>7891929
Let's do this!
>>7891899
I am on
>>7891892
>>7891924
Swap.
>>7891929
>>7891929
It's been a while, but I am more than prepared!
>>7891921
I already entered ya ninny.
>>7891917
The ladehs like my perfect spherical shape. They find it entrancing.
>>7891929
I am prepared.
>>7891929
Heya little ladeh. Hows about ya come over 'ere are sit on me lap for a while?
>>7891929
Since it's the middle of the night and most of you have nothing better to do.
Get familiar with the lore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irgmH6PINWk
>>7891959
>>7891952
Christ I knew I shoulda brought me net along today. Tell ya what, you catch her and I'll give ya 10% of the proceeds.
>>7891959
Ya hear that?! From now on you all shall call me Sergeant Sexy Fat Bastard!
>>7891929
Thank the Gods we don't have to team up with our district partners. I want no part of whatever it is that is happening there.
>>7891959
Thanks for this. I'd club you with it, but the mere action of ripping it from your hands is more then enough for now.
>>7891979
'Atta lad. Now I'm gonna go stuff my fat face.
>>7891989
I got a game that pretty fishy can play if you know what I mean. I'll let ya play the bongos on muh fat belly.
>>7891989
Whew! That was close!
>>7891979
Excuse me, is that how everyone addresses royalty where you're from?
>>7891993
Gods, you're even more vile.
>>7891989
Forgive me, spirits.
>>7892000
They call me fat bastard for a reason my lovely fillet. It's because I'm fat.
>>7892007
Swim? I'd sink like a stone. The only thing that floats is my crap.
>>7892007
And, ahem, what makes you think that I would want to associate with such a disgusting person?
>>7892019
Yes, I've noticed.
>>7891989
>Rubick fumbles around with the controls for awhile, losing constantly but determined not to give up.
I will best this machine by the day's end, I swear it!
>>7892025
I wonder what we can by with this.
>>7892031
Well okay, rude bitch. You're just going to pass him off because he's got a bit of chub, huh? Judging a book by it's cover?
You're not good enough for him.
Go back to whatever fucking watering hole you crawled out of.
>>7892025
You can't see me! Hahah!
>>7892025
>>7892034
He didn't need any of it anyways.
>>7892046
>>7892054
He doesn't seem too interested anyway. And what's with the sudden hostility?
>>7892065
I can even defeat me! Not very surprising.
>>7892052
I agree wholeheartedly. Besides, it'd be such a troublesome affair to decide what to buy when you have such an excess of funds; by stealing from him, we have limited his options and thus eased his burden a little.
Mhm.
>>7892065
This would be a whole lot more frustrating if the elevator music wasn't so...snazzy? Is that how they say it?
>>7892086
And we were bored. Win/win, right?
>She snickers to herself.
>>7892065
Ah, crap. Nothing personal, alright, Ririchiyo?
>>7892094
I..I tried...
>>7892094
this is the perfect time for some sushi.
>>7892117
An odd lineup. They must be waiting for something important! I have to be a part of this.
>>7892094
>Rubick inhales deeply before blowing the dart, sucking it up and into his throat. He spits it back into the blowgun then blows, successfully killing his target.
That was silly of me, heh.
>>7892100
Indeed, indeed. We truly are good people. It's a good thing none of us came up short now, is it?
>>7892117
>Rubick kicks the grill into a pit
That wasn't so hard.
>6 am, can't keep eyes open much longer. Thanks for hosting.
>>7892117
You know what? I don't even wanna know.
>>7892137
Oh, yeah, we're real paragons of virtue, huh?
>>7892159
Later, kid.
...Ba-dum tsh.
>>7892159
>See'ya.
>>7892198
OH FOR THE LOVE OF-
>>7892164
Undeniably so.
>Rubick reaches into his pockets and rustles around for a moment before pulling his hands out, holding nothing.
As it happens, I've lost my loot. Could you perhaps share yours?
>>7892174
The high ground provides a combat advantage that should not be overlooked.
>>7892198
>Rubick's eyes gaze up at the knife sticking out of his head.
I take it you didn't take kindly to the raid on your base. Fair enough.
What's the HG Team Battle thread on about?
>>7892237
/b/ fags
>>7892224
>She shrugs, and tosses the bag over in a casual fashion.
Not like I needed it anyhow, yeah?
>>7892229
Last round before they come.
>>7892240
But Asgore Shadow and the scaly is there
>>7892249
I'm afraid I don't have any use for this now, either. I've also been eliminated. If neither us no longer have any use for this, then...
>Rubick's hand cackles with green bolts of arcane energy that arc out towards the bag, destroying it completely.
That solves that.
>>7892261
Like I said
>>7892269
Asgore was originally a /b/fag
>>7892283
>Rika arches an eyebrow at the sight, before shrugging.
I guess...seems like a bit of a waste, though, huh?
>>7892261
And that's all she wrote. But the climb is just beginning!
>>7892301
Congratulations Senpai.
>>7892311
Congrats, lady. And thanks for the show.
>>7892296
I doubt that money is worth anything outside of the game. It had become a useless pile of junk, so I took what I thought was the best course of action and made sure that we wouldn't have to bother with it anymore.
>>7892311
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting.
>>7892311
Thanks for hosting for us.
>>7892311
Thanks for hosting
>>7892311
Oh... I hadn't realized the game was over. Congratulations to the Woman for winning. She deserves it the most.
Thank you for hosting, sir.
>>7892311
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>>7892324
Hey, there's always sentimental value....
Even if I wasn't really attached to it. Either way there's some collectors of weird junk out there.
Can someone get this faggot to shut up and leave already?
>>7892356
>I don't feel like i can do the only thing that made my games close to passable
What is this ''only thing'' ?
>>7892356
Can someone get this faggot to shut up and leave already?
>>7892339
A collector? For a bag of foreign money stolen from a game? If such a collector did exist, it would be too much of a hassle to locate them, and what they would have to offer in exchange would probably be too little in value to be worthwhile.
I maintain that simply destroying the bag was the best thing to do. I certainly wouldn't want to have to lug it around everywhere. If it still bothers you though, I could try and restore it.
>>7892370
Then why not just let them come to you, if it happens? Collectors will pay a lot for a little....
>She scoffs.
Naaah. It doesn't really bother me in the end, I just felt like annoying you about it.
>>7892311
>I know this is late but thank you for hosting.
>>7892360
>My commentary. The last time I hosted I struggled to write it. I just hope I'll get back into it eventually. I've been burnt out on writing in general.
>>7892399
That's a really stupid reason.
>>7892403
I know.
>>7892378
Consider me sufficiently annoyed! If I were anybody else I'd try and annoy you back, but I'm going to be the bigger person here - not that that's hard, of course - and overlook you. I mean overlook it.
>>7892416
Don't you get me started with THAT stuff again, now. You know I don't appreciate that kind of humor.
>>7892431
Right, I forget that it makes you a little temperamental.
Oh, that one was a slip of the tongue. Pun not intended.
>>7892450
Oh sure, sure it was, and my hair's pink, too.
>>7892485
Don't be like that; you're almost making me feel bad.
>>7892509
Well that just means that what I'm going for's working, huh?
WATCH ME WHIP
>>7892522
NOW WATCH ME NAY NAY
>>7892520
Certainly not anymore, now that you've shown your hand. Ssssshorty.
>>7892522
>>7892530
Is this what dancing is like here?
>>7892522
How can you whip, if you don't have a whip on your person?
>>7892522
>>7892530
Your dancing sucks.
>>7892539
Hey, I got what I wanted, now didn't I?
>>7892547
I did say "almost." If you were looking to make me regret my jokes, then I'm afraid you've come up short in that regard.
>>7892561
Nah, I just wanted to annoy you. If I wanted to do THAT I'd have disintegrated you by now, you twitchy idiot.
>>7892522
>Notices bulge
OwO
What This?
>>7892594
Disintegration for a few jokes among friends? You'd have to a temper shorter than yourself to resort to doing that!
I've made that joke in the past, haven't I?
>>7892624
Yes. Yes you have. You're running short on material.
...And I don't make friends that easy.
>>7892637
Hmph. Stealing money is one thing, but stealing my jokes? That's harsh. Almost as harsh as you implying that after all we've been through, such as...these jokes, that we aren't friends. You break a Magus' heart.
Oh I love this part of the day, where the awkward silence happens.
>>7892670
Hah.
>>7892659
You're selling me short here if you think a little bit of wordplay is going to get you anywhere. Hell, I don't even know who you ARE.
>>7892662
This thread is worse than silence.
>>7892670
Silencer, is that you?
>>7892688
I am Rubick, the Grand Magus. I often get told that I use the term "friend" too liberally, as that's how I address most people.
>>7892709
>You wound me so, anon.
>>7892709
Do something about it, then.
>>7892746
Uhuh. Rika, magician, engineer, unaging grump. And hey, at least you don't make a habit of casually swearing at people and in general like it's nothing.
Bi' quiet in here, innit?
>>7892780
Oi Bob's yer uncle, mate.
>>7892788
Yeah, that's right! How do you know tha'?
>>7892780
Unless you count me and the bird-wizard over there, sure.
>>7892791
Is jus' a sayin', ya know what I'm saiyan? All's right and good.
>>7892780
Yeah...
>Fucking dies.
>>7892796
Not a great way to play a game, if you'd ask me. Four players and upwards usually, see.
>>7892803
All's brill mate.
>>7892778
Do you know many people like that? I've run into my fair share of brash people, although its never perturbed me.
Also, bird wizard? What bird-like qualities do I exhibit, exactly?
>>7892780
These are the "dead hours," as they're called. When I first heard the term I got excited and thought they were talking about the undead, hut that wasn't the case.
>>7892709
FUCK you anon
>>7892809
Christ on a bike love, are you alri'?
>Pickle pokes the fucking dead girl.
Wellwellwell. She's a bit dead, so it is.
>>7892817
Ri', ri', the undead. Perfect normal fixation, that.
>visible confusion
Uhm... hello?
...Where am I...?
>>7892817
That specific combination, or what? A lot of people seem to like..."elegance" a lot more.
You twitch and twitch and fidget like one; YOU don't look with your eyes moving, you move your head to look.
...Wouldn't be surprised like you walk like one, either.
>>7892811
Does it look like we're playing a damn thing here?
>>7892835
Not really. Not at all, matter of fact. Speaking hypothetically, see. If we do happen to have a game any time soon.
Maybe one day, ain't that right?
>>7892834
What's that? Speak up a bit baby seal.
>>7892834
In hell
>>7892834
....
Huh. Well that's weird, normally the talking monsters are humanoid. Call it a fighting arena.
>>7892855
If you're trying to egg or guilt trip me in to doing one myself, it's not working and I don't appreciate the attempt at "subtlety", alright?
>>7892876
Blimey, you must be a delight on the sesh. No need to assume the worst of good old Pickle, I've a heart of gold in me, honest!
>Pickle turns to face away from her, feigning indignation.
>>7892834
Fuck off Ditto
>>7892826
>Rubick stares at the boy as he speaks, his head moving about erratically.
I've never heard an accent quite like that before, I must confess. How curious.
>>7892835
I assure you, I do not walk like a bird. And I do use my eyes for looking, it's just that moving my head like this allows me to take in the whole area. I don't want to miss anything. But I'll have to concede with you on that point, I do in face twitch like a bird.
And yes, that specific combination. I wonder how many people you've met like that that makes it worth mentioning.
>>7892902
>>7892876
Hm. Well, that's interesting. The name's Chuckles. And you are?
>>7892895
>Unamused seal-flavored stare
...I can assure you, I am not a Ditto. I'm a Brionne.
>>7892916
>A Pokémon
>Saying anything that isn't their name
YOU'RE NOT LUGIA
>>7892916
Can you fuck off and leave your toxic cancer in the (ITT: Pokémon are real) circlejerk? We already have enough trash.
>>7892916
Please fuck off, you already have your containment thread
>>7892925
Meowth that's right!
>>7892916
Please don't ever stop posting here. This asshurt is hilarious, I'm kind of jealous you can pull this response.
>>7892936
Your tears are delicious. Cry harder.
>>7892894
The hell's a sesh? And nobody with a heart of gold ever SAYS they got a heart of gold.
>>7892916
Rika, to keep it simple. Just what in the hell are you...?
>>7892902
"In face". Nice. And you can make it a lot more smooth and a lot less twitchy.
And as far as I know most people don't mix the FIRST two in general, let alone the last one. So yeah, just me.
>>7892961
>Peeks up skirt
Ara ara, I wonder what we have he -
>Sees a large dick swinging like a pendulum
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>7892968
I dont know why i keked so hard
>>7892902
>Pickle takes in a deep breath, preparing to give a lengthy explanation.
Well, see, it's the Elpis accent, innit? Bit good, ri'?
>>7892961
Here, this one don't know what the sesh is? Cor, what a seshmonster.
>The little shit fakes raucous laughter at the absolute seshmonster.
And I'll tell you love, I'm known as a hero all across the moon.
>>7892968
Had to wipe a tear from my eye. Nice.
>>7892937
(Mate Meowth's a bit of a special case innit, pretty sure he had to teach himself engrish to ask his beor out.)
>>7892933
>>7892936
(...I fail to see how a Brionne character is any more cancerous than quite a few of the other characters in this thread. Or the concept of this thread in general. Or what's typically on this board in general.)
>>7892961
...I'm a Water-type Pokemon known as a Brionne. I've also heard my species described as 'seals', although I'm... not entirely sure what a 'seal' is.
>>7892983
Hi water-type Pokemon known as Brionne, I'm a Homo-Sapien known as Josh.
>>7892992
Fuck off Josh
>Drake
>>7892977
Never heard of that either. Does it look like we're at the damn moon?
>>7892983
Eh. You look the typ-...pokemon? I swear I've heard of those before. Bah! Whatever, it's not like I haven't seen crazier at this point.
>She pulls a thermos from a satchel at her side and takes a long drink from it.
And they're like you, obviously. But without the fancy bits...and apparently vocal chords.
>>7892995
Drake huh?
>looks under your skirt, only seeing a vagina
MEGAN
>>7892963
>Pops KK's dick out of his mouth.
We're a little busy to be shitposting the thread, anon. Something popped up suddenly and I had to deal with it.
>Resumes sucking cock.
>LF
>>7893000
>>7892997
Are you blind, love?
>He gestured around them, and soon realized that they were not on Elpis at all. Once he discovered that, he got rid of the Oz mask, revealing his smug Britbong face.
Crikey. Where in Gladstone's name are we? This is just a bit not-so-rad bad, so it is.
>>7892961
Ah, did I say that? I think I need to rest. Perhaps a short nap will do the trick?
Joking aside, I will have to go. It's been a pleasure getting to know more about you, Rika. Perhaps one day you could indulge me in your magics? As a Grand Magus, it would delight me greatly and sate my curiosity.
>>7892977
...Yes. Yes, it is.
I think I will sleep now.
>>7892992
...Nonono. Brionne is what they call my particular species of Pokemon. Like, they call you a 'human' because that's the species of animal you are.
...My name is Chuckles.
>>7892997
...Hm, well then.
>>7893027
'Ave a nice kip, senpai.
>>7893016
Oh, dear Hakurei god....
>She rubs at her temples.
It took you this damn long to notice I wasn't even wearing a space-suit of my own? Call it a fighting arena, alright? Didn't realize this was newcomer hour.
>>7893031
I could probably find a photo around here somewhere, if you're curious, I guess.
>>7893027
Hah. You'd probably wind up on the receiving end. Later.
>>7893031
unlike chukles, i dont Knuckles.
>>7892956
Gee, I wonder which anon wants to stir drama with unsubstantiated boogeyman bullshit.
>>7893038
Well, I thought you might be an artificial intelligence. Like they have up a' the Drakensburg. They don't need no breath in 'em, see.
And, well, if this is some sort of rough and tumble arena... Where's the scrapping on?
>What Pickle meant by his obscure British slang was, "Where's the fighting?"
>>7893038
...Yeah, I wouldn't mind that.
>>7893080
...Where's the what?
>>7893098
Where's the scrap? Who's giving who a good dig? C'mon love, surely you know. Who's starting on who?
>Oh for fuck's sake, the girl didn't seem to be understanding a word of what he was saying. With a sigh of resignation, he explained it to her slowly, like an American trying to communicate with a foreigner.
Is anyone fighting at all?
>>7893080
Oh, yeah, and how many robots do you see that look and sound like a human?
>She glares off to the side like she's looking for someone else before looking back.
I dunno, you kinda gotta have someone that wants to start one of the things in the first place for that.
>>7893098
Uuuh-huh. Just a sec.
>She pulls out a tablet of sorts from the same place and fiddles with it for a bit, before crouching down and holding it out, an image on the screen showing a herd of seals.
>>7893123
There's rumours afoot that they have some proper military stuff aboard the Drakensburg. I've heard that one of the crew's an AI.
And you never know, maybe Dahl advanced their research a fair bit. They've made some proper beauties, before the Crackening that is.
And why can't we have a good scrap?
>Though he was more suited to digging around in other people's pockets to fighting, he beat a fist against the breast of his suit twice and yelled at nobody in particular.
Oi! Who wants a go a' Pickle?
>>7893123
Since when the fuck does a touhou have a tablet? Where is the internet connection for the tablet even coming from?
>>7893147
Yeah, I got no clue what any of that crap it.
>She rolls her eyes.
If you want to get your own ass kicked, fine, but most people wait for a proper game to get organized.
>>7893159
Do I have to be limited exclusively to what they have back home, when I've got access to damn near anything the outside world has HERE? I store a lot of information on this thing, just in case.
>>7893159
satellites
>>7893180
Mate, I'll give anyone asking a proper size four boot up their arse.
>Though, he was just as likely to whip out a piece of stolen technology and test it out on any unwitting guinea pig who wanted a scrap.
>>7893192
Never said I stayed in it to grab it. Now does it really matter, or are you just trying to get me upset?
>>7893207
Uhuh. Kid, you're BARELY taller than me, by the looks of it, you're not gonna do much booting.
>>7893192
Literally everything happens and this faggot bitches about no satelite coverage.
>>7893235
Go bugger yourself, I'm not arsed to be dealing with you lot.
>>7893263
You see anyone else that feels like reacting to your presence?
>>7893273
Check it, check it.
>>7893242
>throws a brick
Die in a fire, Ramsay!
>>7893242
ur cute
>>7893283
>>throws a brick
>Die in a fire, Ramsay!
Laughed harder than I should have.
>>7893283
Someone you gotta go out your way to antagonize, huh? Yeah, that suuure counts. Wonder if they'll deign it with a response at all.
>>7893290
Make sure to tip yer waitress senpai, I'm here forever.
>>7893297
Oi, Ramsay's a right ballbag, no need to go out of me way to take the piss out of him.
>>7893311
Lovely!
>>7893339
It's sure not your winning personality that draws attention.
>>7893311
NO U.
I actually like you, it was just funny how he instantly recognized you and his first instinct was to pelt you with bricks and tell you to go die horribly in fire.
That's so HG.
>>7893349
Cheeky slag. Right, my tiny Dutch-polder folder's been used now, so I'm off.
(And if there's a game I'm prolly gonna bust out my (w)AIfu)
>>7893374
>Yosuke is the only person who dislikes Rika's OC-tier RP
Off yourself you fucking whiteknight
Funny how you shitposted OC autists like Bobby Ace and Sophisto but when it's a female ava you rush to their defense, I guess the thirsty meme about you isn't actually a meme but truth.
>>7893387
>Bobby Ace
Who?
>Sophisto
Because his RP is shit and unlike Aussa I could not stand him. Believe what you want however and have a nice day.
Where the games?
>>7893365
>There are characters with modern technology in Touhou. In fact, there's a steady, is slow, influx of it, regardless of characters that know how to use it. That compounded with the fact that HG is HG and with the sheer variety of sources both ancient and futuristic and the games to match make the claim that it's impossible she could've gotten her hands on it SOMEWHERE absolute bull.
>And about money, she builds tanks. A lot of them. If one tank fails she busts out a newer, physics-breaking-er one. With resources to build stuff like that, what makes you think she CAN'T afford something that small?
>>7893366
Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. Bah! Good riddance.
>>7893407
I don't know? Where are the hosts?
>>7893417
I don't know? Where are the tributes?
>>7893428
>It's not good enough.
>>7893429
I don't know? Where are the cute anime girls?
>>7893429
I don't know? Where are they taking the hobbits?
>>7893428
Then why isn't she hosting?
>>7893435
THE HOBBITS
THE HOBBITS
THE HOBBITS
THE HOBBITS
THE HOBBITS
>>7893433
>Host anyways. RuneScape games are dank.
>>7893443
TO ISENGARD TO ISENGARD
>>7893192
>there isn't a fucking apple store here
But there is
HG has a big mall
theres one inside there
>>7893435
TO ISENGARD.
>>7893449
I imagine HG's hub world like a midieval town with weaponsmiths, bars, etc.
>>7893449
But how do we find it? It's been lost for centuries.
>>7893463
I imagine HG's hubworld as the default arena that's based off the real Hunger Games that plays when Katniss goes in.
>>7893468
dude
it's literally right over there to the left of the colloseum.
>>7893463
And a large central square with atleast two guillotines, a row of pillory's, gallows. A nice rack filled with heated tar, pitchforks and torches. And a shithouse where the village idiot lives.
>>7893439
>>7893433
>See this.
>>7893447
>I mean, if you guys reeeally wanna.
>>7893475
It was, before it was lost during a great hurricane that flooded the arena. Since then, many men have dared search for it.
>>7893398
>unlike Aussa I could not stand him.
Because Aussa tolerates your million FE characters that rant on and on about Lord Sandal and other stupid lore-tier wikiposting. Birds of a feather flock together you autist.
>>7893488
But why, there's just apples in it. Hence the name "Apple store".
>>7893398
:^(
>>7893488
No, it's literally still right there
it was reinforced so natural disasters couldn't effect it
people just dont come back from visiting it because theres so many value deals
>>7893481
>JUST
>>7893502
My nigga are you that gay? Haven't you heared the legend. It says that's hidden somewhere within the Apple Store, is Seth's golden porn stash.
>>7893449
>that one guy trying to force his autistic HG mall headcanon
I remember you you fucking queer off yourself
>>7893508
Alright, alright. Gimme a minute to grab stuff and set up, you silly kappa.
>>7893500
Not even bothered to justify what I do and how I act to you. So let's cut it off right here and agree to hate eachother. How does that sound?
>>7893506
No that's the new one, the difference is that the new one dosen't have Seth's golden porn stash in it.
>>7893524
No matter what you say or do, the mall will still be there
suck it, nerd.
>>7893524
If HG was inside a large mall....What would be on sale 24/7., what would be Friday Discoutn and how many Hot Topic and Starbucks would it house?
>>7893541
Oh, good thing I bought all of that before the old one went.
>>7893539
>Not even bothered to justify what I do
Because you can't, it's retarded just like you. Nobody cares that you're fighting some shitty war or how you're an expert tactician/prince/ninja or how you're sworn to protect Lord Sandal you autist.
>>7893544
Dubs confirm. HG now has a mall.
>>7893576
I'm fine with this desu
>>7893559
It would only have Wendy's Tendies.
>>7893576
>Mall game where everyone kills eachother over the last pair of pink panties that are 50% off never
>>7893584
I'm not eating anything Kamina prepared, that guy probably masturbates like eight times a day to loli porn.
What shops would HG mall have?
And which Avas would be the owner of which shop?
>>7893600
http://kirbycafe.jp/
>>7893594
>a day
Shouldn't that be an hour?
>>7893600
We don't get shops, that's NPC work.
>>7893600
The WWE avatars own a shop selling wacky wrestling outfits and chairs that break easily on impact, but they have frequent competitions to decide who owns the store.
>>7893612
You wish, Kamina.
>>7893594
>implying kamina would make the tendies
>>7893600
I would run McDonald's and only sell McChickens.
As for me, it is the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich
>>7893617
But HG avas need money to survive, that's why they run the shops while no games are happening
>>7893562
Well Seth's golden porn stash is still lost. Because no one ever found the old store.
>>7893620
Apart from Seth Rollins. He would own a Justin Bieber merchandise store where half the store is shelved with one item. A photocopy of Seth's ass.
>>7893592
>From Yosuke we go to KK
Keep embarrassing yourself you turbo autist.
For a community that never really evolved beyond one line role play (maybe you'll see a paragraph or two from a really epic and experienced role player) there sure is a lot of infighting.
>>7893600
Aikawa is tech support
>>7893639
>Implying I'm Ramshit
Kys.
>>7893600
Blyatman would probably own a bar at the mall.
>>7893600
I remember this Denki guy bought me a burger once.
Anyhow, get your asses in here;
>>7893654
>>7893654
>>7893654
>>7893628
Alright I can see that. Anon gets to run the Orange Julius stand. Orange Julius is the shit.