HG Thread
The 32nd Gielinor Games start now, and I want 24, you got that?
>>7893654
Nitori
>>7893654
Professor James Moriarty
Cirno Herrington
>>7893654
Sergeant Feels
The Boss
Lord Beerus
Eggman-kun
>>7893654
Lillie
King Knight and friends
Fluorette
Felicity
>>7893654
Call
>>7893654
Maria and Harusame
Daisuke Jigen
The Ginyu Force
Ignis Scientia
Goblin
>>7893675
CUTE!
So HG, who is the best tribute and why?
THE MIGHTY SOPHISTO SAMA
Himself
>>7893654
Zezima
GWEENFEE
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>7893701
no u
>>7893704
Do you really not want to go by your name?
Kanna Kamui
>>7893711
He doesn't need a name to be known
>>7893705
Sauce? I recognize this name for some reason.
>>7893676
me at the bottom middle
>>7893711
Rename it to "Puss In Boots" please.
Peacekeeper
>>7893701
Joseph Mcarthy, we know it's you. First you accuse everyone of being a communist, now you accuse everyone of being a samefag. Just wow.
>>7893717
Eh, whatever.
>>7893721
>>7893722
Oooh, how I'm tempted.
>>7893719
>He was one of the most famous players ever in Runescape, and was the first person to receive level 99 in many stats.
>>7893699
The one that wins the game, duh.
>>7893719
Top RuneScape Player of all time
>>7893730
Cocksucking Puss In Boots. Do it.
>>7893732
not anymore
>>7893745
He'll always be number 1 in my heart anon
>>7893732
>It leaves me tickled pink whenever someone enters him or another Runescape thing in to my games.
>>7893748
>>7893745
>In all our hearts at that.
>>7893740
I really, really want to. Buuut I'm obligated against it.
Anyhow, doesn't seem like there's anything else, but I'll wait five minutes just in case.
>>7893756
He's ready to win
>>7893726
FUCKING BULLSHIT BLEED REEEE
>>7893699
Matoi
Matoi
>>7893756
I'm ready for battle, let's begin.
>>7893756
The spirits whisper in agreement.
>>7893756
Can't say I'm feeling too anxious to teat out this body.
Lurking newfag, first time posting here. Been following the threads for about 3 months, just wondering what exactly it is that some oldfag anons miss so much about the old days. After scouring the archives, I definitely know it isn't because of the quality of the RP - it's remained pretty consistent throughout.
>>7893776
>teat
Never mind, feel free to erase my memories.
>>7893777
It's the same reason why some people say "Gosh I miss the 80s" or "Man, weren't the 90s a great time to be alive"
>>7893777
Nostalgia for fleeting moments of popularity.
Also you have entirely way too much free time on your hands, anon.
>>7893777
the amount of games for me is what i miss about the good old days
nowadays it's like, 3 a day
it used to be almost non-stop
>>7893777
That's a good question. Moving on.
>>7893756
Alright I lied I only waited for four.
Damn shame, a legend like him being imitated like that.
So much for "he".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8XGQF34-9A
>>7893801
An old fashioned computer game... Wouldn't it be nice to, dare I say it, cheat a little bit?
>>7893756
All's well.
>>7893801
Who needs magic when you can use guns and fire.
>>7893797
I've been thinking of some things here and there, maybe I'll be willing to get off my ass at some point and follow through with them.
>>7893816
Watch it you, I've got my eyes on everyone here.
>>7893801
Right in to peace? Oh, come on!
Are you sure that's not Zezima's clan...? He seems better for it.
>>7893756
Shimakaze, ready to depart!
>>7893801
I won't bot on this one...yet!
>>7893801
Hmmm...to include the scar or not...
>>7893833
Remember team, strength in numbers!
Do not hesitate to call for help if you need it!
>>7893833
How do I get [insert name of very valuable and rare item here]? It seems so impossible to get?
>>7893801
As they wish, it shall be.
>There's a flash of light, and her shovel vanishes, replaced by the staff that she copied from Soraka
>>7893833
>TOKTOKTOKTOKTOKTOKTOKTOK
Faster than you'd think, huh? Hahaha!
>>7893833
Oh, it won't be much to affect the game. Just... How should I say it? Buffing myself, a little bit. Enough to win the clan war.
>Buffing herself just enough to have a sweet prototype Constructor body to smash the humans with. Just a little bit.
>>7893848
I won't be needing your help, thank you very much.
>>7893857
No. Just no. Those don't even exist in this.
>>7893833
No. No that one isn't broken.
Demon-on-demon violence? That's a first for here.
Hahaha! He better run from that guy!
>>7893849
By going to some places.
>>7893868
The ones here are not mine. My own don't wish for me to follow them.
...That's a bit strange, isn't it?
>>7893868
Sheesh, lady, not the fact next time.
...And yeah, yeeah that one's actually broken.
>>7893868
I think you'll find that I'm more than experienced enough to form the body I want.
Shame it isn't enough experience to finish off that pest of a girl. Oh well. Win some, lose some.
>>7893896
I feel a little bit sick now. If this body allowed me, I would like to lie down.
>>7893896
Damit, out without a single kill. FML
>>7893914
I don't care if you can, you WON'T.
>>7893921
Least you didn't go out solo in the bloodbath.
>>7893896
I almost never see the one with the wheel, but now twice in one go? Sheesh.
Yeah. Druidic. Suuuure.
>>7893896
Per-perhaps...we shouldn't be doing this?
>>7893927
Well done, little spirit.
>>7893927
Hmmph. Fine, though I don't admire how pushy you are.
The folly of humans astound me. Why would you bother doing... whatever this is?
>>7893939
I'm not here to be admired, I'm here to do this because nobody else wants to get off their ass.
>>7893927
"Small"? Uhuh.
...I'll let that last one slip, because it actually matches. But you're on thin ice.
>>7893951
Fair enough. Though, speaking literally, I have no bottom to get up off of.
>>7893951
I suppose this is how I survive. When in Rome, after all.
>>7893965
Figure of speech and you know it.
>>7893951
"Yay, peace," she said without enthusiasm.
Must be a bigass yak.
>>7893951
Ah, another? I'll not be beaten so easily!
>>7893976
I'm...afraid I don't see the appeal.
>>7893976
Aaah, there's a good little ferret.
She's a magician? Neat.
Somehow, I'm not surprised those idiots did that.
>>7893976
At least this sport doesn't involve killing, as they usually do here. So uncivilized.
>>7893991
And we're back to mindless barbarity. Delightful.
>>7893991
>She's far too busy leveling her Prayer
>>7893991
Poison him again, dammit!
I don't even wanna know where a goblin got one of those.
>>7894005
And don't you cheat with that, either. I'll know.
And of course he's praising the Big High War God!
>>7894005
Forgive me, spirits, for however I failed.
>>7894005
And I lost, again. This is going well, isn't it?
>>7894022
I guess there's no helping it. I'll just do it the good, honest way.
>Felicity doesn't do it at all.
I can't open the hgtools site. What happened?
>>7894022
I don't think he missed on purpose.
I ALSO don't think that's how balance works.
Anyhow, feast is next.
>>7894022
I may be old, but that doesn't mean some manual labour would scare me! Not at all! Fuhahaha!
But as you can see, my back isn't in the best shape, so I'll let you do most of it! Just for now!
>>7894038
It works on my device
>>7894038
Works for me
>>7894056
I'm sure the goblin appreciates that.
Everyone else is a lazy bastard, though.
>>7894056
Dear Zarpedon, get this wretched thing off!
>>7894080
Better to appease them than not to. But does every game go like this? It all feels horribly cruel.
>>7894080
Pfffft. Nice work you guys.
>>7894101
What is that unusual crackling noise?
>>7894080
Planning, calculating, and now grinding. If I do this for long enough, it's not even a question that I'll end up as a master of all of three of them.
After all, the preparation that leads to taking action is almost more important the action itself! Hahaha! Time to get to it!
>>7894101
Not like I need money. Just thinning the numbers.
>>7894108
It's called a fire, genius.
>>7894101
What the hell else was in that soup!?
>>7894119
>The blind man trips on one of the tiles, effectively knocking him out.
>>7894119
Well, this is the end.
(Got an assload of kills, at least.)
>>7894119
Okay, none of you six even FIT that description.
Winner's up next!
>>7894101
>>7894111
All my accomplishments were for nothing? This grinding seems to be ineffective in the end. How annoying, but this is still fine.
I failed to calculate this result, but it was still entertaining.
>>7894132
Wild animals are plentiful everywhere. I may as well get paid for gathering meat.
>>7894132
Ummm?????
>>7894134
Doesn't mean anything if they're better.
...You're weaker than something that's weaker than a goblin. Good job.
>>7894132
I don't think you guys need that fire.
>>7894155
TOKUSENTAI!
TOKUSENTAI!
TOKUSENTAI!
TOKUSENTAI!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezrbyf6t9mY
>>7894155
>>7894169
Congratulations, thief. Thank you host, for "getting up off your ass" for us.
>>7894155
>Goblin didn't win
Start the riot machines
>>7894169
Had to get that one out of my system.
Congrats to you. Thanks for having me.
>>7894155
They are?
>>7894155
>>7894119
Oh my, they really are weaker than that green monster that you called a goblin! Aha! So that was the thing that I failed to include in my calculation!
How foolish of me! Hahaha! I forgot about that one constant! The avarage strength of a goblin!
>>7894183
He obviously didn't praise Big High War God
>>7894188
Congratulations to the five of you. And my thanks to you for this trial, Madotsuki.
>>7894188
....Thank you.
RIP
>>7894213
He should've praised harder.
>>7894245
But Bandos is dead, not much would be gained praising him
>>7894219
Did you just thank yourself for hosting, you fucking autist?
>>7894183
Oh, we knew his lot in the thing the moment he was signed up.
...Even if I wanted it, too.
>>7894213
>>7894022
>>7894245
Oh, he did, just not hard enough.
>>7894204
Don't forget to rub it in to them, too, hehehehe.
>>7894182
No problem, 'lady'.
>>7894225
You're welcome, princess.
>>7894219
Yeah, sure, but get your damn eyes checked!
>>7894188
A group of armored mercenaries! They lived up to the expectations, even if they had the advantage in man power it's still admirable!
I applaud all of your efforts! You too host! Thank you for your hard work! Witnessing such carnage and destruction was wonderful!
>>7894265
Did you just reply to yourself for thanking yourself for hosting, you fucking autist?
>>7894262
>>7894271
Last I checked, I'm not a short girl in pigtails, sirs.
>>7894271
>>7894284
Think what you want. I'm tired and I'm going goddamn bed.
>>7894271
>>7894289
>tfw he is still doing it
>post yfw Aussa has complex motives
>>7894307
Yeah, can't even talk right, definitely "going bed".
>>7894289
There is something seriously wrong with you at a fundamental level.
They are going to name a condition after you someday.
>>7894307
>going goddamn bed.
>>7894265
No, no, no, no! That's just wrong! Only the victor should have the pleasure of doing such thing! Even if that was laughable, I'm still happy it happened!
Thanks to her failure, I obtained data about a new species! Aha! This way the next game will be a piece of cake!
>>7894271
>implying Aussa wouldn't avoid me
all the proof you need.
>>7894313
>10 AM
>time for bed
>>7894330
>Implying that autist wont seek attention from anybody even other autists
>>7894336
>Aussa
>Sleeping
THat's the real joke.
>>7894342
Did you just call based trap-kun an autist?
>>7894336
Aussa should get a job as a night time security guard.
Might as well take advantage of never fucking sleeping
>>7894357
>implying they wouldn't browse hg on their phone the whole time and get fired
>>7894357
>Aussa
>employable
Besides, if he worked then his family wouldn't get government tendies for giving him room, board, and internet.
>>7894363
>Aussa
>Phone
>>7894365
I'd employ Aussa to erp with me desu
>>7894352
Off yourself, whiteknight.
>>7894373
You first, fuccboi.
>>7894372
same
>>7894342
I'm noooot.
>>7894352
H-he meant introvert...
>Shitposting the host right after hosting because he wants to avoid shitposting
Real nice way of showing gratitude to our hosts, desu, really good for encouraging people to step up to the plate more
>>7894418
Shut the fuck up and go to sleep, Aussa.
>>7894363
Didn't Hoshi do the exact same thing?
>>7894444
Wasted quads
>>7894418
Just because you're a host doesn't mean you get an anti-shitposting badge
Samefagging to thank yourself for hosting is stuff that Hoshi would do in those /hga/ threads where he RPs with himself.
>>7894493
Well said, me.
I consider being shitposted a badge of honor. It means you actually made a mark on someone.
>aussa will never erp with you
>>7894493
Yeah but
Who cares? You're not forced to see it. No one's forcing you to see anything. If he really bothers you /that much/ just filter him already.
>B-But muh pride no filter
Fuck off, 4chan gives it to you for a goddamn reason. You're acting like a child. If you have the tools to get rid of a stain on a carpet then do it. You don't go off and buy another carpet.
>>7894535
>tfw not knowing that feel
>>7894493
Aussa's desperate and cracking trying to avoid shitposting apparently
>>7894551
That's literally the definition of sweeping dust under the carpet you mong. You're not getting rid of the stain, you're just trying to ignore it.
>>7894671
Does it matter if you can't see it any more?
>>7894671
So what? People coming over in 2 minutes, don't have time to sweep, what do you do?
Who're we shitposting this morning fellas?
Is Aussa the new boogeymen?
>>7894723
>2 minutes is enough time to sweep
Maybe if you half-ass it like a lazy shitter. The average room should take at least 10 minutes getting all the corners and moving furniture around.
>>7894702
Sweep it under the rug but oh wait, your stupid dog Aussa dragged its ass on the carpet again leaving a long shitty streak right in the middle of the living room. Now your house stinks and there's shit everywhere.
That's Aussa in the threads.
>>7894730
Pretty much.
>>7894730
Does that give me an excuse to sperg now?
I say we ban Aussa and all Aussa sympathizes from our games...
wait, we're shitposters we don't host, we can't do shit :((
>>7894738
I'm sorry you have to feel that way about a paperweight anon
>>7894551
Just because I can ignore it doesn't mean it's less autistic
Aussa is not harming me, he is harming himself.
>>7894758
k. Here's your obligatory (You) for effort.
>>7894762
If he's harming himself then why should you care? Are you friends with him? If you are then talk to him and try to understand him and give your points of views on his outcomes like a regular human being.
>>7894782
I am free to judge someone however I like
According to your logic, I shouldn't judge child fuckers because they aren't affecting me
>>7894793
There's a major difference between breaking the law and being a deadweight to society anon.
>>7894793
Kill Yourself
>>7894802
So I am only allowed to judge people for actions the goverment deems illegal?
>>7894762
>Aussa is not harming me, he is harming himself.
This more or less. There's just too much to shitpost with the guy, you can't resist.
The obnoxious dialog, the self-insert OC godmoding, inserting himself into conversations, the horrible art he posts, the passive/aggressive shitty attitude when he's grumpy, the disgusting home life and general attitude against doing anything besides sitting on his ass all day every day on here.
It's all too much. An autismaelstrom.
>>7894771
I'm not wrong though.
>>7894813
That's how it should be, really. How you judge them depends on you though.
You can judge others all you want but there's a difference in morality between being a child fucker and being an autist. A huge difference.
You're basically trying to be the militia in a city where it's not needed.
>>7894830
Quit your bickerin' and bring me a cart of pastries. I'll news to top off once I finish dropping the kiddies off at the pool.
>>7894843
You seem to be fine with me juding people however I want since you literally said that, but then you judge me for doing so?
Aussa should have gotten the hint from all the replies that talking to yourself is fucking stupid. He should realise that we don't antagonize him, we just call out the stupid shit he does.
>>7894872
You're judging people for the wrong reasons, that's why. What wrong has Aussa done? The only reason why he's samefagging is because he still believes in himself that not a lot of people know that it's him. It's basic human psychology. Aussa hasn't samefagged himself up until lately.
>crickets
>>7894919
>readies the bug spray
>>7894919
Even the most gentle of crickets... can be heard on this quiet day. A shame.
>it's another discord oldfags cancer shitpost a newfag episode
getting real tired of this rerun desu
And the Aussa shitposter has stopped his shitposting.
Don't fuck with me or my Aussa ever again, or I will debate the shit out of you like that other fag.
>>7894967
Filter it :^)
>>7894977
>declaring yourself the winner in an online debate in which you proved nothing
Welcome back Hoshi.
>There are people here that don't samefag themselves into a ship/getting cucked
Step up Hoshi/Kamina's level, niggers.
>>7894928
>>7894943
>hides in some dark shadow in your home
>chirps nonstop
>>7894971
What damage? He doesn't even shitpost or derailing the threads. In fact you are
Shitposting an autist is basically admitting that you're an even bigger autist than a legit autist himself.
I pity you LF/Yosuke/Adachi/Araragi/Jude/Junko.
>>7895010
Why do crickets chirp?
>>7895022
Fuck off Hoshi
>>7895030
They need constant noise to survive, so the chirps are their constant screams of pain
>>7895041
O-Oh
>>7895041
Fucking metal.
>>7895030
Mating calls mostly