Game starts here
HG thread
>>7888505
That's not how the sith journey goes.
>>7888507
Dude. Sick.
>Also for other already voiced avas:
>Wolf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOPx4s0sxfU
>Larry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjgF7iNzNTw&t=1s
>Lemmy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnawLZ96Q8c
>>7888507
Yes, more armor to add to my own suit.
>>7888451
No. Like I said, nobody's been that stupid to put their reputation at risk.
>>7888537
>Hey buddy how you doing tonight?
>>7888507
ONLY FOOLISH SQUISHIES NEED EQUIPMENT FROM THAT GIANT HORN
I BUILD MY OWN WEAPONS, AND I DON'T NEED FOOD!
>>7888507
Well, it's not like it really matters who I hit ~de geso.
>>7888460(Ahri)
Well, that's certainly no way to live. Did they ever stop or slow down?
>>7888474 (Coвeтcкaя)
Ah, I know the feeling, my friend. When it is a quiet afternoon, company tends to be the thing people desire most. You are lucky I was waiting for you, >>7888474
Ah, I know the feeling, my friend. When it is a quiet afternoon, company tends to be the thing people desire most.
Yes, work has been keeping me busy. I am doing fine, but we haven't been having the chance to visit again. Everyone is doing fine, дa?
Yes, work has been keeping me busy. I am doing fine, but we haven't been having the chance to visit again. Everyone is doing fine, дa? You are, too?
>>7888562
??????
>>7888507
Commentary will begin next slide
>>7888507
>Rubick sneezes as the arrow shoots past him, failing to notice the attempt on his life.
Hmph. Is there a bee near me?
>>7888477 (Ellen)
>>7888507
Oh! Thanks, human friend! I'm totally gonna win!
>>7888545
But I still dunno how that could even happen! Do they hafta, like...steal your lunch money?
>>7888551
>Got a sore throat and a cough but other than that I'm okay.
>>7888571
Oh dude this is nice. Better than killing people right off the bat.
>>7888562
As you can tell, it is late for me. Excuse me if I make mistakes.
>>7888570
It was an error I accidentally made. Accidents happen, дa? Please move on.
>>7888581
You know..I never did find out your name.
>>7888571
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT!
>>7888562
>You're drunk. I see you really like to get into your roles.
>>7888559
There were times when they'd retreat and regroup, or they'd lose track of me somehow...
But if they knew where I was? I got very good at hiding and disguising myself.
>>7888588
>Got a sore throat
Sorry about that bro, I thought I was a little too rough with you.
>>7888507
I can't believe Ofra Haza is fucking dead.
>>7888318
Because that's where you belong, dummy. Fish don't live on land...
>>7888370
Hmm, maybe you might actually entertain me. And who knows, maybe your powers will be quite useful to me. Once I steal them ahaha~!
>>7888397
Because you're as about as interesting as a rock. Sheesh.
>>7888590
Oh! I'm Asgore! The king'a all monsters! N'who are you?!
>>7888571
Go ahead, try to stop me at snowball fight. You can't, gods can't be stopped.
>>7888588
>Hey man, get better soon!
>>7888571
For a winter arena I was expecting more of an wintery feel
>>7888604
>
>>7888626
>Thanks dude.
>>7888562
Really? I feel tiny bit happy that I had someone waiting for me. Thanks for that
I understand that work stuff too. I also haven't been around here too much as well. Want a drink
>offers you a glass of strawberry kompot
>>7888544
>You want some of my Chanka pics?
>>7888501
Best ship
>>7888581
Listen, just know that it would have to be really freakin' bad.
>>7888610
And what exactly makes you think I'd let you have the opportunity to do that?
>>7888635
>wipes the blood off my hands
Shame...I'd have liked to know the story behind your name.
>>7888571
Teamwork always helps... until your helpers fail you!
>>7888635
...Hey, I earned the right to be a mad scientist, I can have silly hobbies!
>>7888610
Obviously. I'm inkvading ~de geso.
I'm in the middle of overthrowink mankind ~de geso!
>>7888635
Ghosts aren't real ~de geso.
>>7888620
Oh a king? It's nice to meet you. My name is Ellen and I'm a witch.
>>7888635
Gonna throw this in the basket with the knives.
>>7888635
What GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS you have, little one.
>>7888348
>>7888601
...Hm? Why not, then?
>>7888397
If I may, sir...why?
>>7888610
I take it you're prone to threatenign people and then disregarding them, sir?
>>7888635
I wonder if samurai Jack will get that sweet sequel now...
>>7888644
I'm good, thanks for the offer comerad.
>>7888635
Okay, this is good. But I won't be needing any of that anytime soon. Not with this armor.
>>7888669
ALL THE BETTER TO STRIKE FEAR INTO THE FOOLS WHO DARE THINK OF STANDING AGAINST ME
>Aku
>>7888677
AW DUDE NO. NOT COOL.
>>7888677
AHAHAAHHAHA MY HOLOFILM DISTRACTION WORKED
...IT WAS WORTH LETTING SOMEONE SEE MY ATTEMPTS AT SINGING!
>>7888635
I... I knew I should have changed to my Midnight outfit...
>>7888675
It depends... What happens to spirits at this shrine?
... I'm concerned they'd try to leave me...
>>7888678
I am here, I am just worried people won't differentiate us, or we dup file by accident.
>>7888594
>How did you know? Was it really that obvious?
>If you don't think and act like your character, you're totally doing something wrong. It's easy.
>>7888644
You can't stay away from your friends for long. Quite a few people think that, as well. I wonder if anyone has been waiting for me... You're welcome.
It's a curse. I wonder if this is why the gopniks don't do anything...
>Ivan takes the kompot, a smile on his face. As genuine as always.
Yes, thank you. It's nice to see that you're still kind as always, дpyг.
>>7888677
This was too easy. Next time we raid a camp that has better security.
>>7888677
>>7888701
>Rummaging through some boxes.
Doesn't this guy have anythink useful? I swear, nobody ever has good stuff on them ~de geso...
>>7888635
Owwwww!
>>7888645
>You stop that.
>>7888649
Like that one time Undyne pushed me in'ta a swamp thingy in Waterfall durin' a field trip and it was really cold n'I got really wet n'cried in front'a everyone?
>>7888657
Hiya Ellen!
...What's a witch?
>>7888677
On the second day, my best friend gave to me: Two red slippers~
>>7888677
I should've known Maria had a bondage fetish
ASS Crimson goes crimson on a couple of people and Ayame scores a quick kill
>>7888601
Ah yes, you can hide your animal features. Though I hope there will be a day where you don't have to go such lengths for a moment of peace.
>>7888610
As an archaeologist, I resent that statement.
>>7888675
Your powers reminded me of their golems is all.
>>7888741
What's the best way to forget about hg and the people?
>>7888750
Leave for five days.
>>7888537
Hey mister! Can you make sure if the piece of crap got this?
>>7888707
Well...divine spirits.
>She shrugs briefly
They tell me not their names, but...they're silent at my offer, really.
>>7888747
...Golems? What powers?
>>7888731
A witch is...like a human, only more powerful, and we can use many different spells and preform rituals.
>>7888741
>>7888749
Looks like I'm having squid for supper ahah.
>>7888717
Oh, don't worry though. People can differentiate our armor. Right?>>7888741
So, once I was in a Hg game, and a landline hit me. I survived though, my strong armor protected me from blast.
>>7888741
Thanks, some total jerks raided my camp.
>>7888755
>I actually came back to the thread quick last night and grabbed it. Thanks anyways!
>>7888741
It's always Reigen's fplaying onault, you three sure are thin ice here
>>7888767
Gimme some of dat squid
>>7888747
Yes... It'd be nice to just be myself and not worry myself sick, or sleep with one eye open... Who knows, Maybe I can find that here.
>>7888741
...BODY
BODY
GET BACK HERE
STOP TRYING TO LEAVE THE HEAD BEHIND YOU HUNK OF JUNK
WHY DID I PUT AN AUTOPILOT IN YOU!?
>>7888750
Not live a boring life. HG should be a side activity but people live and breathe this shit.
>>7888731
No, admit you love to each other.
>>7888754
I left for 4 months and still sucked on this shithole
>>7888776
This seems a bit weird. These snowballs aren't explosive or something right?
>>7888723
Other than me, I don't really think anyone else does care about you as much as I do, but I will try to be here as much as I can my friend now. Lets have a toast!
>stands up and raises his kompot glass with a big smile and in a proud stance
To our unending friendship!
>>7888677
On the first day of Christmas my grand father sent to me, a magnificent sceptre to dododododade....
Sorry, I couldn't think of another word that would flow well.
>>7888691
Steady there, you're just an innocent little girl with an adorable red coat aren't you?
>>7888737
Ah yes, and on the third day we were given three great crystals, two red slippers and a magnificent sceptre to dododododade
If you want to change the first part of that song you're more than welcome to. In fact, I greatly encourage it...
>>7888776
It will take more than the mere cold to slay a Magus! Like, an arrow or something. Eh.
>>7888795
rest in peace
>>7888649
Heehee~ You gotta let your guard down sometime. Don't worry you won't feel a thing! Heck you probably won't even notice!
>>7888655
>Ash bursts into laughter
You? Just...just look at you!
>>7888675
You know it mon amie. Can't take a hint?
>>7888747
That explains a lot. Least I was right about you being poor then. What a terrible career choice.
>>7888809
Oh...why yess. I am just going to visit my poor grandmother with this basket of goodies.
>Aku
>>7888776
Whether it's death by snowmen or untreated injuries the game is moving at a steady pace. As for the few of you that are scoring kills by backstabbing I hope the worst for you
>>7888776
>Waits for Yeti to be far enough away. Gets up and throws a gernade at it.
Not even a yeti can piece my armor. Well time to meet up with the rest of the eliminated.
>>7888831
Dude wha-
>>7888770
I usually use the K6-3 helmet more while you use MASKA helmet, and English is better, no offense tovarisch.
>>7888827
If that was your desire, you could've simply stated so.
...And you'll not best me so easily regardless.
>>7888764
It might be best if I stay away then, especially if they're divine.
>She offers a smile.
But thank you none the less.
>>7888731
Yeah, except somewhere on the order of a hundred million times worse.
>>7888798
Of course not. What would make you think such a thing?
>>7888827
You know, you've opened yourself up to an off-color joke, but I'll pass.
>>7888831
What the fuck Smolgore?!
>>7888860
>pets
>>7888827
What's the issue? Never seen a squid before ~de geso?
>>7888850
No offense taken.
die junko die
Lol Bro Hold My Beer
>>7888865
Because literally everything else here could kill you if the game said so?
>>7888808
As will I. Me and the others will try, but we are not getting as many opportunities to visit. That will not deter me, however! B Poccию!
>Ivan raises his glass, looking like it's the New Year.
To Russia and our friendship! I have a good feeling that the year will be a good one, дa?
>>7888764
The way you made that shovel disappear. Azran golems do all sorts things beyond human comprehension and logic. Some are even able to raise the dead.
>>7888777
No one's tried to kill you outside of the arena, so I believe that you're fine here. Perhaps you should think about making a permanent home here?
>>7888784
>This desu.
>>7888827
Does your ignorance know no bounds? I can easily travel all over the world at next to no expense to my personal budget and I'll have you know that archaeology isn't to be underestimated.
>>7888784
Like who? I refuse to believe anyone is that far gone.
>>7888888
Let's see who got it.
>>7888831
Oof ah...lucky.
>>7888870
With an arean we are no down to the final 6
>>7888829
Ah, a picnic basked filled with confectionery goods. How lovely of you. Be sure not to delve too far into the woods, there may be wolves about.
>>7888831
>Rubick clubs the two girls to death with his sceptre, then leans on it and stares at his work.
Brutish Magus.
>>7888898
I'd love to make a permanent home here. I just need to find a place to call my own now.
>>7888870
>Allows the pets, making sounds of contentment.
>>7888913
Len is on a roll. Can anyone stop her?
>>7888949
>continues petting onslaught
>>7888894
It sure as hell it will be, and with you at my side. Nothing can stop us
>clacks both of our glasses together and I take 3 big gulps of the drink and sit down
Any news on Katyusha? She doing better now, or you don't know?
>>7888855
That's what they all say. Ah well, I prefer it when they're sure of themselves. Makes the fall much more enjoyable.
>>7888865
Yes, I'm sure a clown like you has many jokes up her sleeve.
>>7888871
Not one as dumb as you ahaha~!
>>7888898
Ooo~ Ancient rocks and dinosaur bones. How intriguing! You know, while you are looking to the past everyone else is moving ahead.
>>7888962
Mokou couldn't you just make a comfy little fire to keep yourself warm? You should be one of the few tributes in this specific arena that fares better than the rest.
>>7888962
>She is helpless against the onslaught of pets. There is no escape for her now.
>>7888962
I didn't stand a smouldering ember's chance
>>7889009
You did better than I did. Ahh it was fun.
>>7888860
You...have a grudge against them?
>>7888898
I...I see...I assure you, I'm not normally capable of anything like this at all! I'm, well...just blessed with the ability to use certain...effects?
>She smiles awkwardly.
I don't know how to put it.
>>7888990
I've taken more than any normal person should with this shovel. And, frankly...even if you beat me, it would mean nothing.
>>7888990
Grr... I'll show you ~de geso!
>Her cheeks puff up in a very familiar way...
>>7888999
:'c
>>7889007
>ceases the onslaught
>>7888979
Nothing can. An iron pipe and a soldier really is unstoppable, дa? All I hope is that everyone is doing fine.
>Ivan just takes a drink, taking the time to appreciate the flavour.
Katyusha? Yes, I believe she's fine. I don't think I've asked Natalya about her yet, so I will have to rectify that. I think she is. Has Setsuna come by?
>>7889031
>decks
>>7888767
Oh! You know magic too?!
>>7888786
But I don't! I only love Tori!
>>7888865
Oh...that bad, huh?
>>7888870
Well, I wanna win! N'I need human souls, so...
>>7888913
Well, we tried'ta!
>>7889039
dead
oh
: /
>>7888921
or us
>>7889039
Fucking Christ
>>7889057
I was rooting for you too
>>7889052
If that's the case, then why are you getting so defensive about it. It's as if you don't want to admit your true feelings towards Raven.
>>7889052
Oh yes. What did you think that rosebush spell was?
>>7889026
A grudge? No. I just.. Don't know how the spirits I'm with will react... If they try to leave it could... be very bad for me.
>>7889039
>Ahri takes this time to recover, thankful the vicious attack is finally over.
>>7889067
>makes toot noises with my mouth
>>7889079
Good job Ash.
>Claps hands into two bloody stumps
Thanks for hosting, mi amigo.
>>7889079
Well dang. Congrats Ash. Thanks for hosting dude.
>>7889042
An iron pipe is easy mode for them. I can give you one of my AK-74s.
That's good, and nyet. Haven't seen her in a while. She might be spending time with her husband or out on a field mission she was assigned.
>>7888949
I see. Well, I shall make my exit here. Do take care of yourself, Ahri.
>>7888990
On the contrary. Thanks to my archaeological discoveries, I now have proof that an ancient civilizations technology far surpasses others. Scientists the world over are now trying to replicate it as we speak. Anyway, I've grown bored of you and will take my leave.
>>7889026
Hmm, interesting... Unfortunately, I have to go now. Take care, Fluorette.
>>7889079
Thanks for hosting and Congratulations
>>7889079
I appreciate you hosting for these fine people.
>>7889105
I...see. Best of luck to you, sir. Farewell.
>>7889078
Is...that so? I can't say I follow as to why...
>>7889079
Mmh. Congratulations to you anyways. And thank you for this trial.
>>7889105
You too Desmond!
>Ahri
>>7889090
>>7889093
>>7889108
Yeah Yeah, anytime
>>7889025
It was a joy to sing with you. It made the lead-up to my eventual loss an enjoyable experience.
>>7889079
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting.
>>7889026
Course it wouldn't it. Because you are nothing.
>>7889031
Try it and I swear this place will be having grilled squid for dinner!
>>7889105
So have I. Don't come back.
>>7889071
She's just a friend!
A really scary friend that has tried'ta kill me!
>>7889075
Oh...right! Y'know any more?!
>>7889079
Congrats!
>>7889126
Thanks for hostin'!
>>7889105
>Others
>That should be ours, gosh darnit.
>>7889062
>>7889079
>>7889130
>Ink.
>>7889079
Я нe знaю чтo cкaзaть! Congratulations? Thank you for hosting.
>>7889104
A gun is too easy for me. A challenge is something I believe is needed! As Russia and all, дa? A pipe is easier.
Oh? Has she been gone for that long? That is... Quite sad. Not a hello or anything? I suppose it's alright that she has a break every once in a while. I'm just concerned for your wellbeing.
>>7889126
Thank you for hosting!
I'm climbing up that ladder... Slowly..
>>7889124
It's... a very long story.
>>7888887
Hmm...yeah, I guess you're right.
>>7888990
Strange, I don't remember pulling you from my sleeve, Ash.
>>7889052
Worse, actually.
>>7889126
Adequately done, player and host.
>>7889127
Perhaps we should do it again sometime.
>>7889133
Oh I know lots more. What about you? As a king of all monsters, surely you know some yourself?
>>7889130
In a sense...yes. I'm not even here. If I or the spirits desired with, I could harry you to the ends of the earth, and just keep coming back.
...But that's something neither of us want, yes?
>>7889146
I've nothing but time.
>>7889139
Yeah, I know. You expect me to be surprised or something? It was decided before it even began, everyone else was just being sore losers.
>>7889140
>Ash casually sidesteps the blast
Your aim is as broad as the space that occupies the place where your brain is supposed to be. Last time was just an unexpected fluke.
>>7889152
Aha~ Very funny, I almost forgot to laugh. You should do stand up comedy!
>>7889194
There's always a way. Besides, you aren't the first so called spirit I'v dealt with.
>>7889152
Worse than a hundred million times bad? How?!
>>7889166
Uhhh...just fire magic.
>>7889143
Then I can arm you with hammer and sickle. That better for melee?
I can't remember exact date but it has been for a few weeks as much as I know. I am sure she is fine, she can handle herself fine. If she wasn't I wouldn't be so joyful right now.
>>7889216
You didn't even reply tp the slides or thank the host. The fuck dude.
>>7889216
>...There was a tentacle waiting by your feet, just in case you had decided to move. She tries to trip you with it.
>>7889216
Maybe so, but me doing simple stand-up would never hold a candle to you. After all, you are a running joke.
>>7889217
>shrugs
Hundred and one million?
>>7889232
He uses his characters as an easy out to be a douche and get away with it
>>7889216
If you don't believe me, you might as well try it out now.
>>7889225
They... Hm... I would prefer an iron pipe, but I would not mind the change in weapons. They are the most recognisable part about me, after all.
A few weeks. I... See. Has it really been that long? I hope that she is fine. No one deserves to have that happen to them. Let's focus on the good things, дa?
>>7889250
Seth does the same and nobody bats an eye
>>7889300
Because he replies to games.
>>7889300
At least Seth contributes
Ash is just a cancerous sore
>>7889212
>She sighs in acceptance.
Not all of my spirits were willing... They were because those humans had hunted me and they didn't deserve the power they held.
I just wanted to be left alone, to live a nice quiet life as a human...
Others... I took because I couldn't help them... I wasn't there, or strong enough, and I needed a way to make it up to them. Some wanted to help me.
>>7889313
I think I know who this is, but I don't want to say in case I'm wrong
>>7889333
It's not me
>>7889232
I didn't know that was obligatory. I'll do what I want thanks.
>>7889239
>Ash immediately jumps back from the tentacle
Did anyone teach you manners?
>>7889240
Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
>>7889261
Nah, I'm fine. I'd rather not stain my hands.
>>7889277
Yeah... Is nice that you look out for me still these days... Sorry to cut things short but wish me sweet dreams, I need to go to bed now. Goodnight Ivan.
>waddles up to the big man and gives him a hug before leaving the thread to go to sleep
>>7889240
...Whoa...
>>7889333
>not namecalling everyone randomly
lol newfag shitposter
>>7889331
Oh, I see...
>She shakes her head.
Mm, I doubt they'd mind. It'd not unjustified, by the looks of it.
>>7889340
The spirits tell me that you have more to you than mere hands and legs.
>>7889357
Shut up, LF.
>>7889333
You're anonymous dumpass
Not gonna lose anything if you do
>>7889340
Me?! You're the one always inksultink me for no reason! All I did was answer your stupid school question and you started makink fun of me ~de geso!
>She turns, crosses her arms and lets out a loud Hmpf!
You're just lucky that I'm not easily bothered by little kids like you, lady, otherwise you'd be dealink with all ten of my tentacles instead of just one. Not that I was even tryink very hard to begin with ~de geso.
Anyone is ready for a night game?
>>7889357
Ok Yukine
>>7889376
Sure.
>>7889376
>Sure my dude.
>>7889342
>Ivan returns the hug, a smile on his face like always.
Who would Mother Russia be if she didn't look for her soldiers? Rest is important, so do not apologise. Good night, Coвeтcкaя. Let's hope for a good year.
>>7889376
Why not?
>>7889376
no fuck off oldfag cancer
>>7889340
Feel free to be wrong on your own, then. I sense another game coming...
>>7889349
Perhaps a hundred and two. I'd have to run the calculations again.
>>7889376
I've been waiting in the shadows for this.
>>7889407
>hating on someone simply because of their old/new/midfag status
Oldfag mindset.
It's sunday already so there should be people
170th Dark Side Games
First 47
No clones
Good luck
>>7889407
I already do that every other night, you cannot let me do exceptions
>>7889424
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7889424
Undead Ban
>>7889424
Fluorette
>>7889424
Amami Rantaro
>>7889424
Ivan Braginsky
>>7889423
>The ones shitposting oldfags are actually oldfags themselves
Really makes you think..
>>7889424
Ash Crimson
>>7889424
Bundt and Raspberry
>>7889424
Reigen Arataka
>>7889424
Fish
>>7889424
Maria and Harusame
>>7889424
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7889424
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>7889424
Rin Hoshizora
>>7889424
Ichigo
>>7889424
Kiwi Knight
>>7889424
Squid Girl
>>7889424
A cute loli
>>7889424
Sleeping Shadow
I better not win or I'm gonna be piss
>>7889424
Senshougahara
>>7889424
Toonces
>>7889424
Ultron
>>7889424
Revy
>>7889424
Rubick
>>7889424
Usotsuki
>>7889424
JustinRPG
>>7889463
why be piss when you can be shit
>>7889424
Petting
>>7889361
I mean, I wouldn't mind a visit, but if any of my spirits try to leave, I'd be at a huge disadvantage.
>>7889419
What about a hundred n'three?
>>7889424
Smolgore
>>7889424
Roll
>>7889424
Kirbooty
>>7889424
Araragi
>>7889424
Fat bastard
>>7889424
Ryougi Shiki
>>7889437
Shitposting is all they know anon
>>7889424
Syria
>>7889472
MASAKA ?
>>7889424
Bill Nye
>>7889424
Asshole-chan
>>7889424
Maa
>>7889424
Len
>>7889424
Madoka
>>7889489
Because it's better to be number one than number two.
>>7889424
Saffi
>>7889424
Miku's ass
>>7889424
Professor Moriarty
>>7889524
wise words, robbie rotten
>>7889424
Hyper Serval
>>7889525
Fuck off 2hu fags
>>7889512
Literally what the fuck are you on about?
>I have no idea
>>7889524
Says you, pardner.
>>7889492
If you don't want to, you don't have to! It's not of such vital importance anyways, right?
>>7889550
>be piss (1)
>be shit (2)
>>7889543
calm down
>>7889564
>not knowing Hol Horse's motto
it's a jojoke
>>7889551
Right, but.. You've invited me, and now I feel like it'd be rude to not at least come visit... You know?
>>7889578
Im sorry I don't know about JoJo autism, thats not my forte.
>>7889564
Number One, I order you to go take a number two. Uh huh huh huh, huh huh huh.
>>7889575
That's impossible my friend!
>>7889595
Maybe this will help.
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/835029142349361152/pu/vid/1280x720/MrmDrGV5B_DRRJEH.mp4
>>7889601
I ain't clickin that shit, nigga.
>>7889612
its a twitter link nigga
>>7889579
Oh, not at all. It's not as if it's my own home, Ahri! Besides, well...I've never seen if the door would work for anyone else.
>>7889424
HackaDoll 3
>>7889601
Just looking at that link tires me out.
>>7889615
I ain't clicking that shit, nigga.
>>7889620
>Sucks cute feminine penis
>>7889493
Like I said, I'd have to run the calculations.
>glances at a nearby clock
Hmm, gotta go. I'll be sure to firm up the numbers for ya.
>flies off somewhere
>>7889639
>>glances at a nearby cock
>>7889634
Kill yourself.
>>7889647
>>>glances at a nearby cock
>>7889634
Autism alert
>>7889619
>She nods in a slow, contemplative manner.
That does make it rather difficult...
>>7889634
Fuck off, Janus.
>>7889361
You're spirits sound smart.
>>7889374
And like I wasn't holding back either. ten or one tentacles it makes no difference to me. I thought you squids had thick skin?
2 more
>>7889678
Fortune-teller
>>7889548
For you
http://orig07.deviantart.net/0909/f/2017/056/1/3/revy_by_dandonfuga-db0cwei.jpg
it's all coming up kira
>>7889663
...Gaaah, forget I said anything, then! Honestly, I really do have the worst ideas.
>>7889677
The divines are rarely lacking in knowledge, only willingness to part it with others.
>>7889678
Tatsuki
>>7889683
Just lewd enough thanks babe
>last time I brushed my teeth was 3 weeks ago
fuck
>Revy will never be your waifu
>>7889709
dude what the fuck
>>7889714
No nigga
>>7889688
I'm sorry! It wasn't a bad idea! We.. So when is that game going to start?
Going to start in a while, all good?
>>7889713
But me a fucking shot and we will see where it goes
>>7889723
cmooooon
>>7889639
Seeya!
>>7889731
Let's do this!
>>7889731
Looks great, Ani.
>>7889731
>Swap me for whoever's next. My brain is fried.
>>7889709
I ain't gonna lie, that's pretty hot.
>>7889731
Betting on Owain.
>>7889731
Looks good. I can't wait to show all of you what the meaning of survival is.
>>7889731
Cat guy, robot douche, and mage thing we're moving out... everyone on me
>>7889731
Looks good to me!
>>7889731
Don't you trust me?
(How long is a while? It's startin to get late here for me.)
>>7889731
>The cake looks approvingly at the roster
>>7889731
That's a cute little critter on muh team. I think I'm gonna eat it.
>>7889726
>>7889731
Now, it seems...
"We"?
>Vader back
>Ocelot back
>JC back
>Revy back
This was a bad time to decide that hg isn't worth it anymore.
>>7889745
There were exact 47 so I can't
>>7889731
Some blood on the bloodbath
>>7889776
I roam where I want, I always find my way home like the transient worthless cunt I am
>>7889776
Hold the fuck up, Revy's back?
>>7889785
>Supplies sink into the icing of the cake
>>7889775
Ah. I was just going to say that We'll figure it out some day.
>>7889795
>worthless
No you aren't.
>>7889688
You should ask them for tips on how to be less boring.
>>7889776
>jc making you want to stay
why?
>>7889796
Right above you dude.
>>7889796
You blind motherfucker?
>>7889785
Oh boy. Where am I going? It better be a nice, tranquil place. I don't like noisy areas.
>>7889803
Eh worth is determined by money and happiness both of which I have none
>>7889806
I think they're happy with how I am now. Maybe you should be the one asking how to be less of a jerk.
>>7889801
Aah...fair enough...honestly, I'm not entirely sure what compelled me to even ask, myself.
>>7889785
Leave this to the professionals now. Go seek out shelter and just try to survive.
>>7889785
And some more
>>7889785
Assuming a tactical position.
>>7889825
Love the adoration but let's see if you still want to kiss me when I'm soaked in some poor shits blood
>>7889759
Huh? You want to work together? Alright, there's a first time for everything I suppose.
>>7889785
I've acquired some weapons. Let's hope I actually use them instead of forgetting their existence.
>>7889845
I mean, you wouldn't be Revy if you weren't covered in blood.
>>7889839
>Ahri opens the box
>
>>7889829
I don't know either. It's something friends do, right?
>>7889839
Just as I had though, It really is peaceful around here. Maybe a bit too peaceful...I get the feeling something big might happen soon.
>>7889839
>Even the host likes cake.
>>7889829
Nah, I'm fine. I grow bored of this conversation. Goodbye.
>>7889839
>>7889839
1st wave of death, pay them respects
>>7889875
Looks like RNGesus did something this time
>>7889839
Did'ya find any?!
>>7889882
Time to sleep. Can't kill when I'm ready to drop
>>7889884
>Images help
>>7889845
Hey Revy, long time no see. Hope you're doing well.
>>7889864
And that's the proper farewell I was looking for.
>She cracks a smile, and bows.
Goodbye.
>>7889858
Well...yeah, I suppose so.
...Right? I-I don't exactly have much experience with it, honestly.
>>7889882
>Phantom Prayer equipped
I admit that was...far, far easier than I thought it'd be.
>ywn share a bed with Revy
>>7889882
>Makes discomforting noises as everyone else sleeps. Staring at them.
>>7889839
>>7889887
I did, as a matter of fact! I know, it might be crazy as there were no people around, but I found one!
Do you want to know who it is?
>>7889905
Thank fucking god
There's already so many people sucking his dick
Fuck off with your autism already
>>7889882
Nevermind, peace I guess?
From all the dick-sucking, I'm guessing Revy's a midfag?
>>7889930
Should we start with you? You don 't seem very video game-ish.
>>7889875
"F," was it? A strange way to pay one's respects, but if that's how you do it in this world then whatever.
>>7889884
>Rubick looks left, then right. He then shrugs, and shoots out bolts of arcane energy into the air wildly
>>7889882
Mystery meat, how do you taste?
>Rubick takes a cautious bite, then spits out his food.
Awful. Just awful.
>>7889930
Keep a vigilant watch, companions.
>>7889917
Russia.
I can't sleep, give me some alcohol, you have some one you right?
>>7889917
Totally!
>>7889930
...He's kinda mean...
>>7889920
It's like one or two betas worshiping le hot anime girl badass. HG easy modu.
>>7889920
B-but a-anon people y-you're such a big man p-posting this
>>7889776
JC and Ocelot both make me want to leave desu
>>7889930
>>7889941
>Stares at Asgore
>Next time Asgore looks the cake looks pissed
>>7889920
>Implying he ever made a big deal when entering
>implying they didn't start the worship
>>7889920
>sucks your dick
>>7889904
...Same. There were a lot of humans I wanted to be friends with, but I wasn't able to for one reason or another, so this is new to me.
>>7889882
>Looks up to the stars as she hums a song from her 'childhood'
>>7889930
>Ahri tries not to let her past come back to her as she takes from the other tribute.
>>7889930
Yep, Monarchy really dodged a bullet right there
2nd wave of death, pay respects
>>7889776
I agree with you on everyone but Ocelot.
>>7889966
Another post of almost nothing
>>7889958
>implying implications that weren't implied
>>7889940
Kaito? You look like... Well, nothing changed at all! You're still the person I knew from before!
>Ivan holds out a bottle of vodka, motioning it to Kaito.
Of course I do! Were you expecting me to not have any? Here you go!
>>7889941
>Ivan smiles. Putting up a finger, he points right in Asgore's direction.
I found him! Would you mind staying still for me, дpyг?
>>7889965
I was just kept inside before I left, I never really knew too much.
>She shrugs awkwardly
Still...at least that gives us room to set our own rules, right?
>>7889970
>
>>7889933
Yea
>>7889938
Haha you learn quick. Shoot first. Think later.
>>7889970
I'm not there enough to really miss it.
>>7889955
...Did you just...?
>>7889976
Uhh...sure!
>>7889970
>>7889978
I'm sorry that happened. And it does! Oh this will be fun!
>>7889970
>Ahri decides to spend the night with a different group than earlier.
>She won't admit it, but she does not sleep easily that night.
>>7889970
Back to the deaths
>>7889970
>Rubick pulls one of his throwing knifes out from his robe, and hurls it into the girl's back
Guess it did come in handy.
>>7889983
Although I'm currently indulging you, I must express some concern. Shooting first seems like a brilliant way to commit suicide, some thought must go into it no?
>Rubick says, as he continues shooting arcane bolts up into the air.
>>7889998
>
>>7890011
>Congratulations, you stuck your dick inside a cake.
>>7890011
Besides that Russian man, I'm starting to think there's no one else in this arena.
>>7890011
I-I fell down and got an owie...
>>7890022
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>7890021
Not really... well it always works for me... shoot shoot shot occasionally stab and then fucking have a drink
Looks like I got careless though and I'm out... do me proud magic man
>>7890022
>2cool gives the cake a double finger pistol and a wink.
>He's just... too cool.
>>7890011
3rd wave of death, pay respects
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrubick!!