HG thread
Smolgore is a fuckin sociopath
Damn son.
>>7873335
Congratulations Smolgore!
>>7873335
Oh my god, small goat...
I didn't know you had it in you...
>She looks to the rest of the pile of coins, unsure of what this means now.
>>7873322
Ugh, should've shoved your head in another shredder during Rigginsmania...
>>7873335
>Sees that final screen
Uh...congrats kid. Thanks for hosting new guy.
>>7873335
Crazy little sonuva... well, congrats Smolgore. You killed us.
Thanks for hosting dude.
>>7873335
>>7873350
The goat boy be a clever one! Well done! Ye hast mine thanks for this bout.
>>7873301
>>7873355
I don't do clean.
>She rests the shovel against her shoulder. A keen eye would spot a fair bit of reddish-brown stains on the head of it.
The spirits don't ask me of it, when violence is required. Besides...it's so much more sure-fire this way.
>>7873145 (Kosaku)
I certainly can, I'm accustomed to the bizarre quite readily anyways.
What's so terrible about it, if I may?
>>7873310
>>7873366
Erhm...well...time, I suppose? I don't know too much else that could do it, really.
>>7873322
>She reaches down awkwardly, and pats him on the shoulder.
>>7873335
>...and then quickly yanks it away.
>>7873350
A-ahem...well. Congratulations, young sir. And thank you for this trial.
>>7873350
and the placements
that's a wrap folks
my first game ends
was fun, I'll autism up a non-standard set for next time, don't expect me for a while though
>>7873352
>>7873293
Yes, an Automated Teller Machine is a device that allows customers of a bank to make financial transactions such as...ah, there I go again spouting definitions.
>>7873370
Thanks to you for hosting.
Damn, I was this close
>throws tantrum
Anyone else gonna host?
>>7873369
A severed spinal cord is pretty damn sure-fire if you ask me. You really gonna smash a little kid's face in with a shovel?
>>7873335
Well...we couldn't BOTH win, and uhh...he was there, n'so was I, soooo...
>>7873352
>>7873355
>>7873360
>>7873366
>>7873369
Thanks, guys!
>>7873370
Thanks for hostin'!
>>7873377
>She blinks, looking dumbfounded as an ATM is explained to her.
>During this time, she reaches forward, pulling half the gold coins back into her sleeve, never breaking eye contact.
>>7873369
I'm sorry you lost. I hope it wasn't because I somehow Jinxed things... But the Small goat won so maybe I wasn't after all?
>>7873335
>>7873350
That child... He's much more trouble than he appears. I'll have to find out more about him. Thank you.
>>7873369
Then you'll have no problem with some others here. I, however... Staying in the shadows unless spoken to is preferable for me.
It's much too dramatic. For someone that wishes to keep out of trouble, opening a door in that fashion is very... Bizarre, to say the least.
>>7873369
It was supposed to be immortal. I suppose I, Yoshimitsu, will hath to immortalize it! I swear it!
>By now, even he's realizing how ridiculous he is getting to be. He turns it down a notch.
Apologize, I shalt. I realize that conversation be not a flaw only shared by I.
>>7873386
Thou wish shalt be grant! I needth a second to set up!
>>7873370
Thanks for hosting.
>>7873435
>Garnet is gonna do it
I'll step down then
>>7873400
And no accounting for preference. But, if that is what the spirits ask of me, yes.
>She seems oddly...at peace with that.
>>7873408
Oh? It's perfectly fi-Wait, were you...betting on me?
>>7873414
Then you've definitely chosen a strange place to come to, sir! And, well, everyone has those childish temptations now and again, right?
>>7873435
No, no. It's no trouble at all! I'm not sure why, but...I haven't really had any issues understanding you.
>>7873408
Yeah let's not fry your head. Sometimes I do have to let out some steam when it comes to teaching stuff, and it has been a while since I gave a lecture about...anything. I'm Professor Kanno.
>>7873403
YOU SNUGGLED SOMEONE AND THREW A KNIFE IN THEIR HEAD THE NEXT MORNING
SOCIOPATH
>>7873441
I cannot take the place of another unless that is what thou wishes. It be my belief that participants would hath want others to do it.
>>7873446
I-It was just for fun! I swear!
>>7873447
Ahri. It's a pleasure to meet you.
>>7873453
I DIDN'T MEAN T! HE...uhh...HE FELL ON IT! WHILE IT WAS IN MY HAND!
>>7873455
I'm mostly just concerned you lost money on me, actually.
>>7873463
YOU THREW IT, WE ALL SAW IT
>>7873454
>I'd rather you do it. I think everyone else would too.
>>7873453
>>7873463
I LIKE THIS GOAT KID HE'S GOT POTENTIAL.
>>7873446
Lady, you're worryin' me a bit.
>>7873446
Indeed. I'm bewildered how I came here. All I remember is an ambulance, and...
>Kosaku flinches, taking in a deep breath.
I'm sure it was nothing important. Hopefully. Indeed, the urge to do something dramatic arises now and then, but in a front of people? That is something that I dislike.
>>7873454
you're wearing a girlie hat.
>>7873326
And threaten your normal life? No, that would then make my life even more bothersome than it already is. I'll be taking my leave now since it's late and the boss is going to have a fit if I am not guarding the bridge again.
>>7873467
>She shakes her head with a short laugh.
Oh no. I didn't. Don't worry.
>>7873463
It's fine, Little one.
>>7873482
OH SHIT
>>7873482
Absolute madman
>>7873474
Ye be honorable for habing the thought in the first place, child! I shant not forget this!
Behold! I, Yoshimitsu, will need 24 souls for this next trial!
>>7873482
Dahhhhhhhhh!
>And just like that, he thrusts his sword into his own chest.
>>7873475
I-huh? What?
>>7873480
Mmh...a strange omen...and really, with people like this? Do you really think that anyone would raise an eyebrow?
>>7873489
Just...messing with the concept by yourself?
>>7873501
Fluorette
>>7873501
Lennie Briscoe
>>7873501
Reigen Arataka
>>7873501
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7873471
NO I DIDN'T!
...H-HE ALSO HAD A MAGNET IN HIS HEAD! A KNIFE MAGNET! THAT'S WHY!
>>7873475
Uhhh...thanks?
>>7873489
But that guy's yellin' at me about it...
>>7873501
Smolgore
>>7873501
Fuck
>gets stabbed because standing behind you
>is le ded
>>7873501
Ichigo Kurosaki
Thanks for hosting this bout.
>>7873501
Jek
>>7873501
Asuka Ninomiya
>>7873501
Chris Jericho
>>7873501
Lord Beerus
>>7873501
Mike Logan
>>7873501
Wolf O'Donnell
>>7873501
Undead Ban
>>7873501
Sticky Fingaz
>>7873501
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>7873486
Wise choice. I'll take this gift as a peace offering, and you will get to see another day. I wonder where you got it from...
Regardless, farewell. I hope we get to meet again with such an interesting character such as yourself. Maybe I'll give you a gift in return.
>>7873501
SCP-682
>>7873501
Killer Mike
>>7873446
That be true? Lady Fluorette. Ye bring tears to thy eyes that be hidden from others.
>>7873501
Chen
>>7873501
Broken Matthew Hardy
>>7873501
Usotsuki
>>7873501
Professor Kanno
>>7873501
Filburt Turtle
>>7873501
Maria and Harusame
>>7873501
Two cool dudes
>>7873506
Just something to pass the time of course. Is there something wrong with that?
>>7873515
He shouldn't... Considering what you just did to win in the last game...
>>7873455
I don't get told that very often. Don't be afraid of "jixing" people, it's actually funny when they do fail.
>>7873506
An "omen"? I don't seem strange to you, do I? The last thing I want is to seem suspicious to someone I just met.
You would be surprised. If it weren't for that, you wouldn't be speaking to me, would you?
>>7873506
It's not normal for kids to run around bashing eachothers heads in with shovels y'know?
>>7873515
If you shoot as well as you throw a knife you'll get far in life. Sorry I almost crushed your throat .
Empty thy mind and enter the void before this match!
>>7873558
Yeah...yeah, you're right!
>Smolgore yells into the void.
HEY, YA HEAR THAT?! I'M GONNA PUSH YOU INTO THAT CLOUD NEXT TIME!
>>7873571
Shoot?
>>7873579
Let's do this!
>>7873579
Here we go.
>>7873579
>Ban stands up, cracking his neck from side to side, before walking forward.
I'm ready. Let's get started already.
>>7873579
>She giggles
Don't you trust me?
>>7873562
I'll keep that in mind.
>>7873579
I accept this challenge.
>>7873579
Lookin' good, especially with me there.
>>7873587
Like a gun, or a bow or something, or maybe magic. I dunno what you use.
>>7873579
Thank you for hosting.
>>7873579
Be not the war I be used to, this war is.
Begin!
>>7873612
Oh! Oh! I got magic! Fire magic! It's really neat!
>>7873622
Mine!
>>7873622
Well that was short lived. Maybe Briscoe will do better
>>7873622
Huh... I guess this is why Gowther was the one to use arrows.
>>7873633
>sits on lap
Heeyy~
>>7873622
Our new name is Star Wolf. No arguments.
>>7873630
You a good shot with it?
>>7873620
>>7873633
Terrible it be that thou hast missed this. If there not be another host after this,I shalt do it again!
>>7873622
Dost not should get comfortable with being a winner! Five souls hast transcended the boundary!
>>7873659
Sunnava bitch...
>>7873659
Hmm... we could always use new members...
>>7873659
"Roar" - 682
>>7873622
>Eyes wide, she takes a deep breath.
They're mine now...
>>7873659
Damn. I used too much mana during that last fight..
>>7873659
Well I do hope to I into the arena next time then. Thank you host-sama~
>>7873649
Uhhh...maybe? I dunno...I only practice on those training dummies Alphy finds at the dump.
>>7873659
But I wanted'ta win againnnnnn!
>>7873686
...Shut up...
>>7873659
No escape! Thou can only delay thy path for only so long!
>>7873696
I see no harm in letting you in. As long as you don't try to kill me we'll be best buddies.
>>7873712
Better than sleeping on the ground.
>>7873696
Oh! Thank you, Fluorette! I promise not to take up too much space.
>Ahri
>>7873539
Oh, don't be so dramatic!
>She laughs a bit once more.
>>7873558
Oh, no! Of course not! I'm just...surprised is all, that someone would do that.
>>7873563
Even the most mundane of people can get an unfortunate omen at times.
And, well...I was kinda just unused to how this place is, then.
>>7873571
I am no child. And, well..does any of this seem "normal" to you?
>>7873690
Ye be welcome. But doth not try to tempt me, foul temptress! Ye will find it doth not work!
>>7873696
The weapons here arest both unorthodox and dangerous.Like it, I do!
>>7873691
If you learn to aim 'em right you could probably take someone out from far away with 'em.
>>7873718
YOU FUCK YOU SPLIT UP HG STAR WOLF.
>>7873722
People killing eachother is normal for me. Kids doing it is new.
>>7873730
Uhhh...maybe? I'm still learnin', though. Dunno how good I am.
>>7873718
Haha. Ain't that the truth.
>>7873725
Hey wait kid don't do-
>The explosion Ichigo's grenade gives off blows off every single one of Ban's limbs, even punching holes in some parts of his body.
Dammit kid...
>>7873730
Well you'd be more than welcome to tag along but you look a little under the weather. - Briscoe
>>7873725
A quiet night be the perfect time for meditation.
>>7873725
>Attempts to pull the cord on her parachute, only to find it rip straight out.
... I have to wonder what brought me to this situation, But I smell foul play at w---
>The Parachute deploys comically after she has landed.
>This prompts her awakening outside of the games, to which she frowns and curls up.
Well... That was... unexpected..
>>7873730
One problem, though. I'm not a child.
>>7873747
>She strums at her guitar idly.
>>7873747
You uh... you look like you need em more than I do.
>>7873741
You knife throwing skills are pretty good. Maybe you can throw knives covered in fire.
>>7873746
>
>>7873756
How old are you then? You look like a kid to me.
>>7873722
Gkh... Something will happen to me soon, is that what you mean? Or maybe I will find out something unfortunate... Shinobu being here implies something grave.
So seeing a salaryman toughened you up immediately? You're quite the interesting person, you know that?
>>7873722
Every word that comes from thine mouth, I mean it! Not one soul hast said anything positive about it. I also seem to be the only one to use it. With such a variety of souls, I hath thought that one more wouldst speak it.
>>7873517
>Sword still in chest, he stands as though nothing has happened.
Even when thine doth not plan, thine plans always work!
>>7873771
Tori doesn't let me touch the knives in her kitchen. Says I'm gonna cut myself if I'm not careful.
>>7873747
As be a quiet day. Such as last time, eleven lay dead.
>>7873790
YOU KILLED A MAN WITH THEM
THATS WHY SHE DOESNT LET YOU TOUCH THEM
>>7873795
I uh... I don't feel anything. Is this supposed to kick in later or something?
>>7873790
>>7873800
Well if it's knives you need I can give you some to practice with. Can't let that kind of talent go to waste y'know?
>>7873800
HE FELL ON IT WHILE HIS HEAD-MAGNET-THINGY PULLED IT TOWARDS HIM! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHIN'!
>>7873815
Ya'got any?
>>7873795
A demon, perhaps it was! Peace was broken tonight!
>>7873824
Hey man, I really appreciate this. I'll be out of your hair by the morning.
>>7873822
Bet your ass I do kid.
>Drops a few hi-tech hunting knives
Go wild.
>>7873771
I was maybe...sixteen when I set out on my travels. It's been a few good years since then.
>She shrugs.
I didn't count.
>>7873772
I'd think possibly the latter...and no, not quite, I just finally adjusted to this place after a few days, really!
>>7873778
Well, I'd assume that. Maybe they just don't come about often?
>>7873824
In battle, it be not improtant to strike the most but to strike at the right time. That is what happened this day! Seventeen await judgement
>>7873644
What is with you and sitting on my lap?
>>7873659
Don't go through the trouble on my account.
>>7873845
>Smolgore picks up one of the knives and looks at it.
Uhhh...okay.
>Smolgore attempts through throw the knife at a nearby tree.
>Somehow, defying all known laws of physics, when he releases it, it falls on the ground right next to him.
...Did I do it?
>>7873856
>Ichigo has a knife thrown into his head.
Twice in a row? Ahahaha.
>>7873856
HEY WAIT NO THIS HAPPENED LAST TIME I DON'T WANNA-
>The knife slides into his forehead, killing him instantly.
>>7873866
>through throw
>*to throw
>Fuck I'm so out of it right now.
>>7873856
Another peaceful night. Only one soul was able to seclude thyselves.
>>7873852
I see. It's nothing that I can't handle; after all, luck is always on the side of Kosaku Kawajiri. All I hope is that it won't interfere with my quiet life.
Oh, really? Why did it take a few days to adjust to a place as strange as this? I would have assumed it would take a week or more.
>>7873852
You some kinda alien then? You worth anything?
>>7873866
Hm. Maybe we're missing something important here. Like dumb luck.
>>7873865
I-it looked so inviting...
>>7873895
I dunno. I think the Arena place has somethin'ta do with it. I can do things there I never coulda before!
>>7873856
Spirits, forgive this humiliation!
>>7873886
Such confidence from someone who insists on ordinariness. And well...I have seen many an unusual thing, it's just this place was more...lively.
>>7873895
I...what? Pardon? What's that to do with anything?
>>7873884
Building u to something, ye must be!
>>7873865
I promise thee that it be no trouble at all.
>>7873877
>the contents of your post are absorbed as potons by my eyes and they're sent to my brain where they are processed and as soon as I understand I sent signals from my brain to my mouth and vocal cords to work together to produce the following sentence as a sound interpretable by anyone else's brain who is not auditorialy impaired and comprehends the English language to understand
Blow me.
>>7873911
>I might host a game after this if it's cool with you Garnet.
>>7873852
That be possible. Who knowth how many souls I hath missed during my arrival. Have thou ones like thee in your visits here?
>>7873919
Tat shalt be thine for I, The Agreeable Yoshimitsu!
Don't you know what time it is? It's time for all you little kids to go to bed ~de geso.
>>7873908
>Going to watch this game play out before passing out. It's 3 am here.
>>7873929
>That is not my picture.
>>7873905
Well, we can still train you to be a better assassin. The blind luck of the arena is just the icing on the cake.
>>7873908
You apparently can't remember how old you are, you talk to ghosts and you kill people with a shovel. You have a bounty?
>>7873911
It shouldst be known that battle may find the answer but it shalt never be it. Eighteen hast passed this mortal coil.
>>7873896
You really are a dork sometimes. Wouldn't you rather sit next to me? You know, in a chair?
>>7873929
Why hasn't anybody made you into sushi yet
>>7873946
But... then I don't get to be close to you...
>>7873937
I wanna be the best assassin! It'd make me a great n'strong king!
>>7873929
Awwww, but I don't wanna!
>>7873948
You can try all you want but don't be surprised when I'm way squidding stronger than you ~de geso.
>>7873929
>For a second I thought I was having a weird stroke
>>7873942
Rage is increasing. Thine sword can feel it.
>>7873959
Little kids shouldn't stay up past their bedtime, that's somethink that only adults like me are allowed to do ~de geso.
>Gently prods you in the back with a tentacle while making a shooing motion with her right hand.
So scoot along. You need to go to school or somethink tomorrow ~de geso.
>>7873908
Is it wrong for me to be jolly every once in a while? I am a superstitious person; I just believe I can handle it.
Lively? Indeed, there are a lot of strange people here. I'd be surprised if this wasn't the most unusual thing you've come across so far.
>>7873959
That's the spirit kid. We just gotta train you up into a killing machine.
>>7873975
He doesn't need school, I can teach him myself squid girl.
Yeeee
>>7873929
If it be their path to stay up this late, then who be we to stop them?
>>7873960
It wouldn't be a fishing trip without a fight now would it?
>>7873981
Noooo
>>7873975
>Smolgore gets poked in the back with a tentacle, making him shudder slightly.
But there's gonna be more games after this! N'plus, there's no school here! N'it's Saturday!
>>7873980
Aw yeah! I'm gonna get those human souls in no time!
>>7873968
Like a camel, death comes swiftly fro three souls! Twenty one hath perished by now!
>>7873992
"Damn...." - Briscoe
>>7873991
You heard the kid, gonna teach him to kick some serious ass as soon as we can figure out how he threw those knives like a pro.
>>7873980
All kids go to school. They have to ~de geso.
Plus... I don't know what you're goink to teach him, but I don't like dogs that much so if anyone's goink to teach him it'll be me ~de geso.
>>7873985
Have you forgotten who I am or somethink? If anyone can convince kids to go to sleep it's me ~de geso!
>>7873988
It won't be a fight, more like my tentacle around your neck before you can even say go ~de geso.
>>7873991
No buts ~de geso!
>>7873992
There be no peace during or after this! We arest nearing the end!
>>7874014
KILL HIM JEK
KILL
HIM
>>7874013
And what thou will do? Will ye harm the children?
>>7874014
A capable firearm? The future gets more and more odd as I see it!
>>7874013
Like hell you are. Some little brat isn't gonna beat Wolf O'Donnell and take his student. The kid is staying awake as long as he wants!
>>7874024
I'll just tell their parents. It's inkportant that little kids go to sleep at their bedtime ~de geso!
>>7874005
Uhhh...Arena magic?
>>7874013
But I don't wanna!
>Smolgore sits on the ground, crosses his arms, and makes a pouty face.
>>7874029
Thou hath done well, Lord Nrvnqsr!
>>7874029
THE SHAPE SHITTING MASTER OF FUCKS KILLED JEK
>>7874029
>It worked
Nice...
By the way, his source is type moon.
>t. Not Len
>>7874029
Damn, nice shot. Congrats Chaos. Thanks for hosting.
>>7874033
Makes sense. You think there's a source for it?
>turns up the heat
>>7874038
Indeed, very well!
>>7874013
I don't mind mercykilling wildlife with a death with
You like calimari? I do.
>>7874049
Congratulations to the amalgamation.
Thanks for hosting Garnet.
>>7873955
You'd be right next to me. That's the closest two people can get before they're married.
>>7874048
Don't touch the fuckin' thermostat.
>>7874065
That's not true... but I gotta go now, and go far away. B-bye
>>7873922
...I think so, but I can't be certain. Some of them seem...very, very, very familiar.
>>7873937
Not ghosts. Divine spirits. And I've yet to harm anyone in the physical world in my life, thank you very much!
>She harrumphs in a childish fashion.
>>7873977
Oh, no, I'm merely making light of it myself! Normally the places I come across are so...still. Almost eerily silent, without life.
>>7873931
>Sure thing, have a good night
>>7874038
Congratulations to the victor, and thank you, Sir!
>>7874048
Pardon me, but...what're you diong?
>I am so sorry about all the delays here.
>>7874029
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tom9lrg1Sis
>>7874038
Congrats!
>>7874049
Thanks for hostin'!
>>7874046
Uhhh...the Arena?
>>7874049
Congratulations, and once more thank you for hosting.
Who's hosting next?
>>7874038
>>7874049
>nero gets above second for once
oh my god yes
>>7874063
>>7874073
>>7874080
>>7874085
c :
>>7874067
But it's freezing!!
>>7874073
Its too cold!
Hmm... it seems as though the previous game is over! Now to start a new one. Let's say... 24 tributes.
>>7874106
Waka Flocka Flame
>>7874106
Wolf O'Donnell
>>7874106
Metal Gear Solid Squid Eater
>>7874106
Fluorette
>>7874106
Broken Matthew Hardy
>>7874030
I'm not afraid of some wolf! If he wants to learn somethink worthwhile he's better off comink to me! I'm one of the smartest and strongest people here after all ~de geso.
>Hands on her hips.
Don't you know? I'm Squid Girl, Emissary of the Sea! You're a bad inkfluence ~de geso!
>>7874033
Fine then. I'm not goink to let you play any of my video games or eat any of my snacks ~de geso!
>Hmpfs and turns around.
>>7874060
How original. Talkink about eatink my brethren. Nobody's ever done that before ~de geso.
>She raises a tentacle up in front of herself to show it off.
I could take you out with nine tentacles tied behind my back if I really wanted to you know, but I'm a whole lot nicer than that. Plus, I'm not goink to have any slaves left if I gill every human on my way to the top, so you should be thankink me, bowink down and kissink my boots ~de geso.
>>7874106
Squid Girl
>>7874106
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>7874049
Hm... Thank you. Why does everyone seem so strong?
>>7874073
Is that so? My apologies, I can't detect sarcasm very well... But I will admit it was humorous.
Still, without life... That sounds very strange, almost horrifying. I can't imagine what it would be like being in places so desolate.
>>7874106
Mech
>>7874072
I have to go too, bye. I'll see you again very soon.
>>7874106
Yoshimitsu the 1st
>>7874045
>Don't worry, I know that. Was really into Melty Blood growing up.
>>7874031
I see! A genius idea made by thyself! Apologize, I will for thinking ye shalt do something unjust!
>>7874048
Enough! Not everyone can survive high temperatures like I, The heat resistant Yoshimitsu!
>>7874073
I hath felt the same way. It feels as though I hath met some of the souls here already. Even if they be from the future. Dost thou think the ones thoust find arest following the same journey?
>>7874046
>>7874063
>>7874073
>>7874080
>>7874085
>>7874127
Thou arest welcome! Learn from the winner and it may be ye next time!
>>7874106
Hiita the fire charmer
The Barves
>>7874106
Len
>>7874106
Enoch
>>7874106
Reigen Arataka
>>7874106
Calamari Cooker
>>7874106
The jester
>>7874106
Lenneth
>>7874106
Maria and Harusame
I WANT TO FUCK DEDAN
>>7874125
...N-no video games?
...O-Or snacks?
>>7874154
Go jump in the plastic, you sack of shit.
>>7874106
Lord Beerus
>>7874125
Are you crazy. Is that your problem? Every other day it's a cute little running around saying she's a dragon, or she's a forest fairy, or she's magical demon sent to tear the world asunder. At first it was amusing, but now it's a serious issue. Where the hell is anyone's parents anymore?
>>7874162
did you also mean to spell the team right?
>>7874101
It is?
>She glances down at her heavy, thick coat.
>>7874127
Not sarcasm, but the thought of you being so...different, from normal.
>She shakes her head.
It's...uncomfortable. Everything abandoned...it's horrible. Even when there's something or someone there, they tended to ignore me.
>>7874135
...No. No, I don't. But that doesn't mean they aren't, erhm, kindred spirits, yes?
>>7874106
Tatsuki
>>7874135
Everythink I do is just ~de geso!
>>7874160
You heard me. No video games and snacks ~de geso.
>She produces a bag of shrimp-chips and starts chowing on them loudly.
And that's too bad because these are really good ~de geso.
>>7874170
Don't you know that all squids grow up without seeink their parents? Leave it to a human to be such a squidiot ~de geso...
>>7874179
>bruh i'm a newfag.
>>7874187
Oh no kidding. Gee I wonder why.
>>7874125
If I have yo fill your squid ass with lead to protect my student I'll do it freak.
>>7874073
Same difference kiddo.
>>7874080
Obviously kid. During the next game we'll find how the magic works and figure out how to make it work whenever we want.
>>7874187
you're a midfag as of this moment you fuck
>>7874174
Gkh... I can be confident at times. Whenever I feel unstoppable, or when everything is going my way, I'm jolly. I know, it's strange.
And you must have felt lonely. I now realize why you desire attention so much... That description reminds me of somewhere, actually...
>Kosaku flinches again.
You have my condolences.
>>7874106
Rraeth
>>7874187
>Smolgore stares intently at the bag of chips
...I want some...
>>7874194
Okay! I'm gonna do my best!
>>7874179
>squid
>midfag
Didn't know he joined the same time as sunset and Jesus.
all of pre-hga = oldfag
hga-trash = midfag
trash-now = newfag
This won't exactly change.
For thy winner! Marvel at thou skills and Yoshimitsu's prize!
>>7874174
Understand, I do! I cannot understand any more if I couldst! Fate hath plans for ye to hath meet with them!
>>7874187
I shant be too sure. Unjust, some find an invasion to be!
>>7874220
That would make me an oldfag. I was here for /b/
>>7874217
We're gonna get you that magic and make you the best bounty hunter in the universe kiddo, mark my words.
>>7874192
How would you expect me to know that? It's just how nature works. Squids grow up on their own, dogs bark and humans are stupid. It's all facts ~de geso.
>>7874194
That's exactly what I'm talkink about. Why would anyone want to learn from a weaklink who uses weapons anyways ~de geso?
>Her ten tentacles spring into action, all quickly moving to point at ya.
All I need are my ten tentacles ~de geso!
>>7874197
>See >>7874220
>>7874217
Bad kids who stay up past their bedtime don't get snacks ~de geso.
>Is obviously taunting you by eating them in front of you.
>>7874235
I'm seekink justice! Justice for the sea ~de geso!
Don't you know what humans have done to it, after all it's done for them ~de geso?!
>>7874194
>The sound of wind chimes fills the air, and she shifts uncomfortably, glancing about at nothing.
You don't know the half of it. Even so, they don't ask me to take the lives of any outside of this realm.
>>7874214
Aah, I know that feeling, too. Even if it comes to bite me in the rear at times.
>Fluorette smiles softly.
Don't worry about it, really. Maybe I'm just a lot more fragile about some things than others.
>>7874235
Do you think so? Hmm...maybe...oh, could I ask if you've spotted any of them recently?
>>7874245
Have you even *seen* a squid before? You know they can't live on land right?
C'mon kiddo, you're killing me.
>>7874171
Nope. That was intentional.
>>7874235
c :
>>7874255
Have YOU ever seen a squid before? Clearly not ~de geso.
>>7874239
Awesome! I'm gonna hunt bounties!
>>7874245
...
>Smolgore suddenly lunges out to grab the bag.
>>7874245
Oh please, are we really doing this right now? Just hand the goat kid back over before you get hurt.
>>7874248
They tellin' you to come after me now? If they do you'd better hope it's when my back is turned.
>I took the time that it took for someone to notice we were a tribute short to manually change 24 image urls and fix the images.
Here you are. Check it and look for mistakes or something.
>>7874270
That's the spirit! Now go make me proud.
>>7874275
Looks good. Looks like I'm teamed up with someone tough this time too.
>>7874275
Kosaku is missing an image
>>7874275
Let's do this!
>>7874284
I will! You'll see! I'm gonna win again!
>>7874270
>Applies a tentacle flat to the forehead to stop you from advancing.
You're not even goink to ask nicely? You're a pretty bad kid aren't you ~de geso?
>>7874271
What? I'm just eatink chips ~de geso.
>She says with a tentacle on the forehead of the gote while he's trying to reach for her shrimp-chips.
>>7874275
Let's get kraken ~de geso.
>>7874275
Looks like I'm paired with a small humanoid goat....creature.
>>7874275
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>7874245
I doth know. Unleashing thy's rage on all of them be not the right path! If ye be a diplomat of the sea then ye must find a peaceful end to this conflict! If thou fails this, it shalt end worse for what thy call precious.
>>7874248
I knowth so! Their prescene shalt help ye greatly! I wouldst answer! If I knew who any of them may be.
>>7874275
Namunamunamunamu!
>>7874266
Urgh- Are you-?
>As the urge to strike a child boils in the back of her psyche, a shining beacon of clarity stays her hand in her jacket pocket
Okay. Okay. Ya got me. I admit. That wasn't the first time its happened but it gets harder and harder to-
Ignore.
>>7874275
Let's do it!
>>7874248
I believe it only bit me back once. Apart from that, I, Kosaku Kawajiri, will always have luck on my side. I'm thankful for that.
No, no, none of that. You've certainly gone through a lot, and I want to give my condolences. Accept it.
>Kosaku puts up a small smile of his own.
>>7874275
I am ready.
Me being invisible must be a new ability.
>>7874294
Gotta beat me first kid, but I like that attitude.
>>7874297
You know damn well what you were doing before lady.
>>7874271
No, but they are offended! If that was what they wanted...you'd already have a shovel upside your head.
>>7874305
Hmmh...from what I've talked with...a girl, brown hair, pigtails, pink sweater. Madotsuki. Another, with a purple outfit, white hair, and...pure red eyes, Sabitsuki. And...I didn't get the others' name myself, but Sabitsuki called her...Urotsuki? A long-sleeved purple thing, blonde hair, carried a chainsaw.
>She scratches her head.
That's about it, I think?
>>7874297
Well, you're bein' a meanie! So...!
>>7874301
Hiya human! I'm gonna win!
>>7874318
Oh...right...only one'a us can win...
>floats from the sky in an astronaut suit
...I see, the bat wings are definitely faster.
Hello, everyone.
>>7874289
>Slow internet. 2.9 MB is a lot for me.
Bloodbath.
>>7874323
...What in the world is that thing?
>>7874284
Let's go the distance, scruffy. We got this.
>>7874319
I'd like to see you try. I'm pretty fast, so fast I'm banned from fighting tournaments.
>>7874322
Knowing this place one of us will probably be taken out before we even see eachother kid. Don't sweat it.
>>7874323
What planet are you supposed to be from?
>>7874329
Mission Start.
>>7874337
Try to keep up.
>>7874322
Aha, well good luck. This should be fun.
>>7874322
>>7874284
>>7874319
>The ninja put a finger to his mask, making exaggerated thinking noises for around fifteen seconds.
Ohhhhhhhhh! It is my belief that I hath seen them some time ago! Ye neednt worry!
>>7874323
Welcome child! Thou clothes arest strange even for this realm! Where doth thou hail from?
>>7874329
I be only the threat to her! It be the onl thing that makes sense!
>>7874329
Good luck, fellow dreamers!
>>7874335
? What is what?
>she lifts the helmet off her head, taking in a good lungful of air
My astronaut suit? I can fly with it. Cool, right?
>>7874342
Oh, I'm from Earth. Just... taking a visit up in space.
>in a flash of light, the effect is removed, and she's back in her regular clothing
>>7874329
Day 1.
>>7874305
The last thing humans deserve after what they've done is peace. They need to be taught their lesson the hard way ~de geso!!
>>7874308
Well, luckily you happened to find me. Now you know what a real squid looks like ~de geso.
>>7874318
Tellink him it's past his bed time? Are you dumb ~de geso?
You're forcink a kid to stay up and play with guns when he should be sleepink? That's just cruel ~de geso.
>>7874322
I'm not beink a meanie, I'm teachink you a good lesson. If you really want these chips then you're goink to have to do somethink for me first ~de geso.
>>7874329
>>7874356
You're wrong about both those things ~de geso.
>>7874362
>"Fears".
>Otherwise known as eating shrimp while ignoring the thought.
>>7874348
I don't think I like what you're implying there miss.
>>7874357
Interesting lil' ability you got there. Some kinda morphing tech?
>>7874362
Eh....I'm okay with this.
>>7874342
Yeah, probably.
Oh well! That's how this place works!
>>7874347
Good luck'ta ya too!
>>7874348
Uhhh...hi?
>>7874362
Well, I wanna be the best bounty hunter ever, so duh!
>>7874368
>Smolgore groans and rolls his eyes.
Do I hafta go'ta bed'ta get 'em?
>>7874362
IS...IS THE MECH GONNA BE OKAY?
>>7874357
Wha-...oh! Oh, it's you!
>She seems surprised.
It's so bulky, I couldn't even tell...
>>7874356
What timing, one of them appeared just now, too...well, thank you yet again, either way.
>>7874342
I'm not here to show off, sir...now am I inclined to demonstrate.
>>7874362
W-what are you an expert or something? Stop looking at me like that.
>>7874368
Untrue. I run into talking squids with legs, arms, and hands all the time.
>>7874174
S-stop looking pervert!
>>7874362
WHY IS THERE A BLIZZARD INDOORS!!
>>7874348
Ayyy
hows you been, FP?
>>7874382
Remember to give out a helping hand and I'll be sure to return the favor~
>Ellen
>>7874362
Arena Event.
>Squid girl dies of electrocution
>AND Reigen
>>7874362
>Looking throughout the room, the ninja sweeps the pieces under the rug. Then placing a few gold coins right where it was.
>>7874368
Of course, Ye hast many threats! It be not too late to change thou path. An example, thou must be to all other sea life.
>>7874386
I shalt accept thy thanks this time. I do wish ye find thou path soon.
>>7874388
>At her own coat.
...Huh? What is it?
>>7874402
Another failure...I'm sorry, spirits.
I'd appreciate if someone made a new thread for me while I crop the next slide.
>Ichigo
>>7874382
Hmm. Well, I could use some shrimp right now actually ~de geso...
I'm only eatink these because I don't have any left ~de geso.
>>7874387
You just said you didn't ~de geso.
>>7874402
SQUIDIOT! Out of the way, just let me do it ~de ges--
>Fucks it up worse.
>>7874405
I'm not doink this for sea life, just the sea ~de geso.
>>7874409
Impostor
>Ichigo
>>7874402
Oh...I should really put my best foot forward....wait.
>>7874356
I'm not a child!
But I'm from this planet... From Earth.
The real question is why you're talking so weird... and dressed as a samurai.
>>7874370
Hah... Well, you could call it that.
>she summons her chainsaw
You won't really get to see ...until the next round.
You're not from around here, are you...
>>7874386
>the effect has been unequipped
It is a little inconvenient... That's why I prefer the bat wings.
But... anyway.
>she smiles slightly at the robe-clad girl in front of her
Pardon me for last time. I've got nothing but free time now.
>>7874402
Typical wolves.
Blow her house down!
>>7874410
No no. You've opened my eyes to the truth.
We're all squids. I see that now.
>>7874368
If the kid wants to learn a useful skill like proper gun use then why should I stop him? He's not even my kid, not my fault his parents aren't here.
>>7874382
Good luck to you too kid. You'll need it if we meet.
>>7874386
Might not have a choice soon. You're a tempting target.
>>7874402
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BACKUP.
>>7874393
>Going off who's online on Boogeymancord, you're either Yosuke or Grimes.
>>7874401
Okay! I'll try'ta help'ya!
>>7874402
Wait, huh?
W-Who turned out the lights? I-I-I'm scared'a the dark!
>>7874410
Soooooo...?
>>7874402
>A metallic clanging can be heard on the impact. Oddly, nothing else.
>>7874425
You need help terrorizing riding hood? Big Bad'd be so disappointed.
>>7874402
BULLSHIT, THIS MUST BE SOME KIND OF JOKE. A GUARDIAN KILLED BY A LITTLE SPIKE? BULLSHIT FUCK YOU