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If a non-human sapient race suddenly came to Earth, would you

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If a non-human sapient race suddenly came to Earth, would you accept them as equals?
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>>7860861
Only if our genitals are compatible
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the real question is Would they except US as equals?
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>>7860863
Only if our genitals are compatible
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>>7860861
Yes, as long as they wanted to co operate with us.
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>>7860861
If they came to our planet that means they're light years ahead of us in technology. Which means they would be our superiors.
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>>7860861
no, they would be superior
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If they came to earth it means they far ahead of us in technology. I would see them as my superiors. If they try to conquer us I will fight until my last breath thought.
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>>7860861
Only of I can get some prime alien pussy. I wanna breed with a qt alienfu. Also does that count as race mixing? I feel like we should get a pass on that one
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>>7860867
>>7860866
District 9 gave a fine example on how you could be wrong
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>>7860870
The humans in that movie were absolutely retarded
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>>7860868
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>>7860870
Real life gave me fine examples on how I could be right
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>>7860870
The colonization of africa and the americas give a fine example on how I'm right
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>>7860861
Are they white?
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>>7860875
They can change skin color to blend with the locals.
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>>7860875
is green ok?
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>>7860861
no

equality is cancer
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>>7860861
Depends on how cute is the dick of their reptilian tranny chicks.
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>>7860877
WAAAGH!!!
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I've come to terms with their greatness
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>>7860876
Then they are jews?
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Absolutely, assuming they don't do anything to harm us.

Qt waifus are one thing (fingers crossed on snek ladies), but ultimately it's more a matter of honor and being good hosts should they visit.

It's honesty the least we can do after they inevitably experience the worst degeneracy this planet has to offer.
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>>7860861
No. If they have achieved interstellar travel, they would be vastly superior to us in every way. We would be considered bugs to them and easily squashed if they felt like it or become slaves or cattle to them.
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>>7860883
>you will never be wrapped up by your qt snekfu
>you will never hold her hand while she lays eggs
>you will never raise a family of pure ayran snek hybrids
>you will never get that sweet sweet snekpussy
Why am I here again? I wanna go to that timeline
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>>7860885
we both rolled doubles.

What is Kek trying to tell us? Will we get snek waifus? Hope so, because the chain of events you just described sounds like torture
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>>7860861
>vastly superior to us
>equals
uhhhh
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No. Kill the strong, enslave the weak. Follow them back to their home and finish them off.
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>>7860861
purge the xeno scum
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>>7860886
>torture
>not heaven
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>>7860881
Who are these guys? I see them everywhere. Is there a quick rundown?
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Hahaha imagine, their SJWs accepting us as equals

>Harmonious
>Suddenly flooded with humanniggers
>Can't murder humans because that would not be [species]mane
>Can't lock away humans because that would not be [species]mane
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>>7860891
>inb4 rundown
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>>7860889
He said it all
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>>7860861
Let's see
>sentient
>self aware
>higher or equal level of intelligence
>has conscious
>isn't a automaton/soulless beast

Yes, they may not be mankind, but they are equals in my book

I'd love it if this actually happened
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>>7860865
Fuck Starniggers
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>>7860861

>alien race capable of interstellar travel and has the technology that going to other system is worth the trip
>would I accept them
Nigga its not up to us at that point.
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>>7860897
in b4 they dump their criminals and insane on us
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>>7860890
No I meant *not* having the snek waifus would be torture.
I'm game with actually doing those things.

Also...
>>7860892
You just gave me the image of countless alien feminists bitching on behalf of human refugees while a bunch of based sneks alternatively demand our deaths or confess their desire to fuck us.

Either way my sides have reached Trappist-1.
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>>7860861
Look lizard man, don't be gauging our reaction . just come on with it and roll the die
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>>7860885
>>you will never hold her hand while she lays eggs

Kekked hard
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>>7860901
>his gf dosent lay eggs
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>>7860861
I'm serious, ayylmaos, if you're listening, if you come down here you know for a fact that we are 110% willing to fuck you aheago silly every single day. Go to /d/, there is no possible form that you could take that thousands of men wouldn't kill eachother to get to ejaculate onto.
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>>7860902
Ha, what a loser am I right?
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>>7860904
>888
is kek trying to tell us that snek is best girl?
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>>7860861
Depends. They would probably be far superior if they have interstellar travel. We would probably have no choice but be enslaved by them. Or, if they came in peace, it may be wise to accept them as superior and gain from their tech.
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>>7860905
I... I think so.

Shadilay brother. We'll have our snekfus yet.
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>>7860861

Just like that? No, we wouldn't know enough about them to make such an evaluation
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>>7860877
i dont know what that show is. but that is my fetish. green red head. fuck
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>>7860861
If they have FTL travel and we don't, they're superior, at least in scientific accomplishment. We're probably going to get the colonization treatment good and hard, and that's if we're lucky.
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>>7860861
Thanks for using the proper term (sapient) and not the meme term that no one understands apparently (sentient)
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>>7860861
>would you accept them as equals?

Can I fuck them?
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>>7860910
I can't wait to be the swarthy human bull to some snekcuck.
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>>7860909
from the star trek 2009 movie
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>>7860861

If they have the tech to travel to Earth they could yawn and wipe us out.
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>>7860861
I know one thing

I WANT TO FUCK THAT
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>>7860913
>being a snekbull
>not marrying a pure snek girl instead
>not having a loving relationship with your snekfu that transcends the vast reaches of space
I want Chad to leave
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>>7860861
I would tell them how the white humans are the most intelligent and diplomatic ones, and that all other colors of humans should be eradicated to preserve relations between our races
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>>7860861
It depends
Are they LEGAL?
Do they ASSIMILATE?
Do they SPECIES-MIX?

STOP EARTHLING GENOCIDE
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>>7860863

The fuck is that thing. What the fuck is that actual thing?
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>>7860861
FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL
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>>7860920
La li lu le lo
La li lu le lo
La li lu le lo
La li lu le lo
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>>7860913
Unfortunately, that might be your great-grandkids, after their civilization starts to decline and their elites develop Alien Guilt. We get to play the Zulu side of Rorke's Drift. Which is going to suck.
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>>7860861
Fucking xenos need to be purged.
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>>7860861
>Equals
Loaded word. They should be treated equally under our laws. They should be allowed free speech.

But they probably shouldn't be treated exactly the same, no. They might have a strange culture that we should respect to some degree as long as they aren't moving in or in violation of any laws.
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niggers are already here
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They have to go back.

But we're confiscating the FTL technology.
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>>7860915
These are voyages of the Starship White Turkeyburger...
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>>7860861

Depends, do they bomb us for their religion?

Do they chimpout constantly commit crimes and shoot our authorities and then play victim?

Do they go to school earn degrees and make more money that white people?

Do they solve all our societal ills with advanced technology and highly advanced intelligence?

These probably will factor in to how I would treat them.
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>they are pretty much British empire space edition
> turn earth into their prison planet
>we're all abos now
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>>7860905
>>7860907
>n the Greco-Roman period, Kek's male form was depicted as a frog-headed man, and the female form as a serpent-headed woman,
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Lot of deluded folks in this thread. Any racial superiority you might feel is backed by European civilization's superior tech and successful conquests. If you want that relationship to an alien species, you need to be the ones with the spaceships and laser guns. Vae victis, the Romans used to say.
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>>7860932
You raise a fairly decent point actually.

We need something that impresses them.
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>>7860933
Pure sexual stamina
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>>7860861
only if they have a feminine penis
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Depends entirety upon merit. Since they made it here in the first place most likely, yes.
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>>7860931
>kek wants us to have snek gf's
We picked the right god
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>>7860861
>would you accept them as equals?
no they are different
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>>7860861
>Accepting non-humans as equal
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>>7860931
That explains it.

Seems like Kek is in need of a good waifu tho. Snek girl sacrifice when?
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>>7860933
>>7860932
yes, but any alien race advanced enough to discover our pebble in the abyss isn't gonna be impressed by shit that we do.

let's face it, if we don't discover them first, the likelihood of us even being in the same technological neighborhood is damn near nil.
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>>7860915
Starship No Cookies

Yes I'm disgusting.
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>>7860861
Nope, I would consider all aliens invasive species and hunt them. They will only be competition for resources, and could potentially be conducting espionage.

First sighting of an alien, I would interrogate them, ask if anyone else knows of our planet's locations, if the alien says yes to any of these things, than I would further go to reverse engineer any technology they came in on, and prepare for potential hostility.
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>>7860943
>competition for resources

Do you have any idea how big the universe is?
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>>7860861
I would accept them as superiors as long as I get a big strong lizard bf to hold me and stroke me lovingly while he fucks me
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>>7860877
She's not a slave girl. She's a Star Fleet Academy Cadet.
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>>7860915
Redpeanutbutteroncinammonraisonbread
>Oh fugg, hop in faggots, we going to outer space n sheit!
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>>7860945
Is it gay if they're a whole different species though?
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>>7860861
Yeah man, let's get this party started! Show me what you got!
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>>7860915
Brown Sausage.

What? They're yummy.
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>>7860949
Interstellar beauty contest between humans and ayys?
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Considering the odds of intelligent life, as we have currently calculated them, would mean the nearest habitable planet would be many light years away, lets say the other species was from 200 light years away... first of all that distance alone probably rules out any sort of species-to-species contact; just an exchange of communication alone 400 years for the sender to receive a message back. IF they did manage to come to Earth, there is no other conclusion to be drawn other than the one which states that these things and their technology are to be respected.

The bottom line is, the distances involved in the universe or just galaxy, simply makes interstellar travel unrealistic. Maybe a colony ship could overcome this or something, however if someone can build a multigenerational colony ship, then yes I'd respect them and their technology.
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What we need to do is dust off Manifest Destiny and point it up toward those earthlike planets Nasa just found. This will go a lot better if we're the ones who discover the aliens, and not the other way around. I don't want my descendents telliing each other WE WAS KANGZ while the Snakeman version of /pol/ makes fun of them.
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>>7860952
The thing that worries me is that if aliens did indeed come to visit us what would they consider a good return on investment for such a time consuming, expensive and risky endeavor. It probably wouldn't be out of pure goodwill.
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>>7860861

Only if they are cute and want to cuddle and be homo-husbandos with us
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>>7860953
That and if we're the ones to discover the sneks they'll be the ones begging us to fuck and cuck them, just out of respect for our tech.

Fucking rhymes.
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>>7860915
blue nutella.

awesome.
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Only if one would be my gf.
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>>7860861
>implying we are not forever alone
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>>7860861

Only if the pussy tight!
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>>7860915
Starship black fried rice
wtf
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>>7860861
Cute argonians? Why not?
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>>7860962
Oh that'd be fucking excellent.

...between them and the sneks though... I can't make up my mind which I want more. On the one hand, legs, on the other...
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>>7860861
I would tell them to go back to Sweden.
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>>7860861

Only by coming here they would be superior
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>>7860948
I hope so.
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>>7860963
Then you should go for dragonites.
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Life (including sapient life) exists ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE in the universe. Humans and the general humanoid form (i.e. a head, two arms and two legs) are common throughout the universe. Humans are billions of years old and are not native to Earth. In each galaxy (including the Milky Way galaxy), the closer a star system is to the centre of that galaxy, the more spiritually advanced (and often also more technologically advanced), complex and sophisticated the civilisation or civilisations in that star system tends to be. Conversely, the further a star system is to the centre of that galaxy, the more primitive and nigger-tier the civilisation or civilisations in that star system tends to be. This is because of the electromagnetic radiation emanating from the centre of each galaxy, which has an expansive effect on consciousness the closer one is to it and has a contractive effect on consciousness the further one is from it. So it should come as no surprise that our civilisation, which is about 28,000 light-years away from the centre of our galaxy, is primitive and nigger-tier (including even Western Civilisation) in comparison to other civilisations that exist further afield in our galaxy.
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If they were hot
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>>7860861
No. Men are dominat.
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>>7860967
Tempting, but I'd argue
Argonians > Dragonites

The question is, are Sneks > Argonians?
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>>7860867
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>>7860969
Liek this?
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>>7860967

ULTRA-RARE
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I think I'd they came here it would be pretty obvious they're superior
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>>7860931
Thank you, KEK historian
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>>7860971
Why? Lizards and lizards.
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>>7860861
Only if they were cute or otherwise bros.
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I don't think it could work out. An advanced race capable of light-speed travel would probably see us in the same way we see monkeys or ants.
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>>7860954
Bingo, that's exactly where my mind was going too, but I didn't want to post a wall of text. But, Agreed. It'd have to be total desperation or some sort of conquest to come visit most likely. You don't hop in your multigenerational colony ship for like a thousand years just to pop in and peacefully say "hey" to folks who might not even be there when you arrive who you probably know nothing or very little about.
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>>7860977
In a similar sense that iguanas =\= alligators, I suppose. Argonians and Dragons are aesthetically very different.

Not denying that dragons can be sexy though. I guess it's the wings?
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i would accept them more than gipsies
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As long as they respected me and didn't force me to conform to all their shit so they could feel "safe", I'm game.

There's a difference between true acceptance that everyone is different and forcing tolerance down people's throats and if they don't like it they are racist. People and species are different from each other and there will be people out there with selfish genes who hate on a few of the things they do. But to get butthurt about it is what kills this whole tolerance movement shit.
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>>7860863

That pic...

Fuck that game takes me back. MGS2 redpilled me so damn hard. It's one of my top 10.
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>>7860981
Dragonites is same as argonians. They can be different at outside, but same inside. Well, maybe dragonites breath fire.
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>>7860915
Grey Nature Valley Bar
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>>7860983
So basically if the aliens are based and not SJW pussies.

That's a very good priority to have in interspecies diplomacy, tbqh.

Our left is likely to not understand the irony in extraterrestrials using their tactics to harm the human race.
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>space travel tech
>equals
u wot
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>>7860962
Chochi has some crazy good understanding of sexiness and feminity, which he applies to basically all his females regardless of species and shape to much effect. It's amazing to watch.
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>>7860985
Aight fine I'll bite.

But I still struggle with my verdict on the sneks...
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I hope femquars come to Earth
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>>7860983
Mother Fucker you would have to conform, because it's very likely they could just kill us all for that very reason if they wanted. This isn't ANTIFA where they're a Joke and everyone knows it.
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>>7860915
Purple blueberry muffin.
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>>7860861

/pol would be racist to them, even when they showed love and peace.

Then /pol would get literally fucked by them as they rained down pounding punishment because of /pol's vile prejudice.

/pol would then post about such degeneracy plus /pol's superiority and continue to receive daily penetrations.
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>>7860987
SJW aliens are the best we could hope for. Based, redpilled aliens would conquer, enslave, or exterminate us. Get it through your skull that we aren't the "white people" in this scenario.
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>>7860864
Line of the day.

I will use thus:

I would love to go out with you sometime
>Really?
Yeah.
But only if our genitals are compatible.
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>>7860987
Kek the aliens would probably make contact, then get infected by the SJW cancer, and become degenerate homos. Their civilization would fall to pieces but just before destruction, President Trump shows them how to beat the leftist cancer, and he saves their people and makes them great again, ushering in Trump's reign as Emporer of the Orion Spur for one thousand years, eventually turning into a bid for Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy... but these are minor details.
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>>7860994
I would be perfectly fine being showed my place under the powerful musky feet of my new lizard overlords
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>>7860915
Grey Solyent
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>>7860931
Space Medusa?
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>>7860995
...well fuck.

I suppose it would depend on their version of the redpill. If they're not NatSoc garden variety they're likely to have some sort of code of honor or just not care to rape and pillage.
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>>7860997
So what you are saying is Karl Marx is our best weapon against the alien threat.
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>>7860996
kek
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>>7860992
Alien nation, District 9 etc etc. It is quite possible aliens just focused mainly on the vroom vroom aspect of tech. Just because they made it here doesn't mean they could wreck us. In fact, maybe that's why we haven't been visited (publicly) because they know we would Fuck them up, pic related but on a galactic scale.
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>>7860861
You aren't getting your own bathrooms
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>>7860993
Flesh oatmeal...
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>>7860863
Only if their tech is so advanced it lets them shrug off nukes

Good luck with that
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>>7861004
>Just because they made it here doesn't mean they could wreck us.

Yes, it does. All you need to do is grab a rock and throw it at our planet with sufficient speed and everyone will die. Any species that can travel the stars could do that with ease. You don't even need to bring the weapons with you, just enough fuel.
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Also, this is why we need a terrawat array with a 100 meter diameter focal point antenna capable of dumping that terrawat on a single shot. Even if you clip it, that's enough power to redirect or outright destroy any relativistic impactor below the. 97c mark.
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>>7861004
The aliens in those movies were enslaved subraces who crashlanded and turned into refugees. Highly contrived because the writers wanted to use aliens as a metaphor for human immigrants. If the aliens who actually built the spaceships landed on purpose, we'd be screwed.
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>>7860861
I would accept any species as an equal before I accept niggers. Niggers are literally worse than aliens.
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>>7860861
I would team up with the niggers to put them in concentration camps and start heating up the ovens.
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>>7860868
If you visited the Congo and met Btjuki, cunning bush-hunter and loving father, are you his 'superior' because he can't comprehend an airplane?
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>>7861002
Quite literally the opposite. In my scenario, Marx would have created such a cancer that the threat it created would be so insidious, that the person who defeated it would have earned the honor of ruling the entire Galaxy.
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>>7860861
So long as they weren't black.
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>>7861008
You'd have light-minutes of travel time, at least, of warning, and absolutely no chance of not determining the vector. Mass driver attacks on populated worlds are not actually credible unless they have failed to develop missile technology. Small explosions would divert an incoming meteor very easily; the US govt has probably already needed to do it in secret.
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>>7861015
>abbos are human

no, we shouldnt if they are violent dumb creatures that only wana huff gas all day
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>>7861008
Footfall. Again, doesn't mean they could do that, honestly. Can you grab a rock while driving down the highway and throw it at a building? If the environment outside said car could kill you instantly, would you bother grabbing said rock? Have you ever even thought about grabbing a rock, and put it in your car specifically to throw at a building? Why mess up the building at all if you want to do business there?
You aren't wrong, but neither am I am. Just because they can get here, doesn't mean they can or even want to wreck us. The simple moral inability for them to Fuck us is a possibility.
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>>7860915
HMS White Sausage reporting in.
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>>7860999
>soylent
We lost another one folks. A moment of silence for our fallen burger.
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>>7860861
Fuck off space niggers we're full
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>>7860930
>forced to spend all my time either mining rare minerals from prison asteroids or shitposting on a martian fishing enthusiasts galactic forum
My body is ready, ausbro.
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>>7861018
>You aren't wrong,
Yeah, he is. It's a masturbatory power fantasy with no respect paid to actual physics, invented by Leftist science fiction writers to justify total surrender to a 'higher power'.

The only way it could work is if you cloaked the damn rock, its propulsion and gravity profile with 100% efficiency. It's retarded.
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>>7860897
Maybe all they have is FTL travel. They could be like turbo Buddhists and have zero armaments
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>>7860869
They're literally another race, you'll spawn a mutated abomination, either accept mixing or stick to jerking it to the aliens
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>>7861021
>be me
>playable aliens mod
>Viper probably most valuable soldier

your space racism awards us no victories.
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>>7861024
FTL travel or not, our memes are better
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>>7860878
80% of canada is white though
There are more Icelandic people in my province than blacks
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>>7860861

That's a pretty cute reptillian. I welcome our new overlords.
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>>7860861
it only depends on if they can be fucked without dying in the process
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>>7861018
"Whatever happens, we have got the Maxim gun, and they have not."

If they have relativistic spaceships, we should consider the strong possibility that they have a alien equivalent to the Maxim gun, too.
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>>7861030
Oh yeah fuck I forgot about what praying mantises and anglerfish do.
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>>7861026
Hello exalt, still butthurt about your holo globe?
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>>7861027
We have kek on our side.
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>>7861032
>there microbs will be more advanced than ours
people fear superior technology, but superior microbs and plagues is more frightening, having a race more advanced, thus having newer and better ways to combat desies, that might not work for our physology
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>>7861033
literally have nothing to do with EXALT, I simply put together an ayy version of the 54th Massachusetts with humans in charge.

All I'm saying is, if the Viper can annihilate a Berserker and two mutons in a single overwatch, she's welcome on the Avenger.
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>>7860861
Only if the females are hot and fuckable
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>>7860861
No, because they obviously wouldn't be. I'd probably accept their close proximity depending on their behaviour and diet.
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>>7861023
Read footfall. The aliens dont throw the rocks from far away, they just grab a few and simply drop them from orbit. They dont want to destroy the earth, just subjugate us. We wouldnt have time to shoot down a rock already essentially in orbit on its way down.
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>>7861028
How tall are they?
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>>7860861
they already are on earth - poachers
they steal young humans and send to their homeplanet and treat us like "pet" - quite unique and expensive, like having a tiger in their private park

you never were suprise how much young teen are missing?
pic kinda related lizard man have even "zoo" full of different humans on one of their planet
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>>7860915
White Bagel. Oy vey
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>>7860915
The Black Cashew
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>>7860979
What if a third alien race got space travel already patented in the milky way and just offered their services to them? That'd explain why they are as advanced as us
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>>7860915
>the commando roast beef and rice
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>>7861031
Of course. No doubt. However we also should not just assume that they will or can Fuck us up until they unequivocally demonstrate that they can. That assumption would be much more dangerous than to assume they can't. Because if they can wreck us and we act all skittish and violent, they probably will. And if they can't wreck us but are friendly, they may just leave and we get zero benefit from that. Or worse they let another race know that CAN wreck us and we are screwed.

In short its better to assume we have the advantage and act kindly until we can utilize that advantage.
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>>7860861
Post your furry art somewhere else
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>>7861041

>Not snuggling up to the giant muscular wolfman and instead whining constantly.

A thousand generations of shame upon their family
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>>7860968
You wrote so much text. Here's a (You) for the fanfic
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>>7860942
Now i'm wondering if that's what the Dune series meant by "No-ships".
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>>7860862
Fpbp
/thread/
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>>7860861
They can have Africa. Might need to clear out some of the more aggressive indigenous wildlife first.
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>>7860861
Mutual respect

If they view us as equals then we can view them as equals.
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>>7860915

>Black hebrew national hotdog

We scour the stars in search of
BIG
BLACK
JEWISH
DICK
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>>7860863
>>7860920
Daily reminder that Kojima was right all along.
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>>7860915
top cuck
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>>7860915
The USS Red White and Blue All American Breakfast.

Oh yeah baby, let's drop some freedom on these bitches.
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>>7860915
Let thy name be Black Bean, to boldly go where no white man has been before
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>>7860915
Grey Cereal Bar
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>>7860915
black macaroni salad
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>>7860915
This shit is derailing thread

Inb4 lock
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>>7860915
Red Dwarf
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>>7860915
HMS Pink cheesecake reporting for duty.
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>>7860915
USS Black Pussy requesting docking instructions to Moonbase Gingrich
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>>7860862
This human gets it
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>>7860861
nonhuman is subhuman.
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>>7861066
>significantly more advanced than humans
>probably much more socially and politically unified and not degenerate.

>subhuman.

Explain.
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>>7860915
The Black Squid
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>>7860861
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
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>>7860915

I.S.S Black Cock
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>>7861067
i bet you would let an ayy fuck your wife, cuck
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>>7861039
>Read footfall. The aliens dont throw the rocks from far away, they just grab a few and simply drop them from orbit.

They have to get the rocks into our orbit more slowly than just accelerating them directly into us? And this is intended to be more difficult to shoot down?

What?

Marxist scifi writers are so fucking stupid, it hurts. Again, maybe if you cloaked the damn rock, its propulsion and gravity profile with 100% efficiency.
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>>7860915

The black baguette? OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!
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>>7860861
>Mingling with Xenos
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>>7861071
If I have my way, my wife will be an ayy, and I would be aggressively protective of her. And determined to not get cucked.
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>>7861072
Protected by the ships that brought thing dingo. They just use space mass as weapons when they get into system. Prevents overmass when traveling and since they want the planet they dont want it irradiated. And, honestly if you think we could do shit about any size mass heading towards us at any appreciable speed without a couple of YEARS notice, you are not very smart and have watched far too many movies.
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>>7860861
no they would be our superiors
>life capable of traversing potentially millions of light years
It would be like comparing the advancement of modern human society to the advancement of a colony of termites
we would be fucked and completely at their mercy
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>>7860861
Bet you can't wait for biocuck's new game can you?
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>>7860871
Most humans are absolutely retarded, so the movie got that right.
>>
Well. Into the trash this thread went.
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You just shoot the ships, you dumbfuck. If the aliens have ships that are invulnerable to nuclear explosions(lol) and are invisible with zero propulsion signature, they could just shoot every major government building to pieces on Earth without any resistance.

>any size mass heading towards us at any appreciable speed without a couple of YEARS notice

The anomaly you produce in an object's trajectory scales massively with its speed. Tiny shitty lasers can completely veer modern missiles off course with heated atmosphere pockets, what do you suppose an actual payload of expanding explosion plasma will do to something travelling thousands of times faster?

Do you really think that an ICBM can't exit the atmosphere, or that you can't fucking aim them?

Your fantasy about rock-dropping ayy lmaos is genuinely pathetic.
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mods = gods
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ALIENS GO HOME
THERE IS ONE COMMANDER AND HIS CENTRAL
VIGILO CONFIDO
VIGILO CONFIDO
VIGILO CONFIDO
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>>7861138
are you saying you can't beat aliens or can

engineers are retards
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>>7860861
Are they able to, and do they, shitpost on 4chan?
then fuck yeah I would, they'd just be any other anon faggot by that point
Hell, if you remember that one /pol/ thread, that may have already happened
space niggers fuck off, we're full
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>>7860915
Red Burger
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>>7860959
That jew is fucking retarded
>what are Planetary Defense Networks
>What are system wide defense networks
Seriously, just play one well made sci fi strategy game to see how laughably easy it is for a somewhat advanced space faring civilization to defend itself against shit like that.
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>>7862785
>engineers are retards
>t. some faggot that doesn't have even the most basic comprehension of any bit of engineering
delet system 32 then an hero faggot
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>>7861041
source on pic?
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