Oh No, Godzilla is attacking yoru country!

Please kill me first

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>>7844082
Stay in San Fagsicko, Big Guy (4me).

>>7844082
Half would want to accept it as a refugee from the sea, while the others would be in full support of the military ripping it 5 new assholes with all of the toys they never get to use on humans.

Nobody cares

my whole country?

it's gonna be a short rampage

>>7844082
He probably walks on and crushes an empty field.

He walks for miles and miles before anyone even notices anything is up.

Gojira dindu nuffin.

>>7844082
Carnival is starting tomorrow where I live, so people wouldn't give a flying fuck about this repitlian nigger, it would definitely be a popular carnival costume though

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Fuck yeah, never killed me a Godzilla before

NUKE THAT FUCKIN COMMIE!

>>7844082
/pol/ would find some way to blame it on "DUH JOOOOZ"

Hard for me to say, because I only see him for 8 minutes and the rest of my view is obscured by a faggot with daddy problems.

Let him rip California apart

Which godzilla?

>fucking great. This is all Passos Coelho's fault. That fucking fuck. Merda do Passos Coelho caralho

>RIP Mario Soares

>proceed to watch Secret Story.

I fucking hate my country.

>>7844082
Suck his dick

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>>7844082

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHC8wZHB3ZI

>>7844082
Welcome new citizen. Please allow us to provide for your every need.

"When Monster Island sends it people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing property damage. They're bringing nuclear fire breath. They're kaiju. And some, I assume, are good people"

>>7844085
have a (you) for that one

>>7844096
1980s Godzilla, aka Best Godzilla

>>7844091
Is that really how you're supposed to fire that? Is that an M50?

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>>7844100

>>7844082
It needs to get over germany or italy first before it reaches us so we'd have plenty of time to deploy our eurofighters aka paperplanes which we would fill with turks and then fly straight into it

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Raunch the Super X !

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>>7844082
Impossible, we don't have sea access

>>7844082

con franco esto no pasaba

>>7844108
You underestimate Gojira's power

If 80's Godzilla or 2014 Thicczilla, maybe. If it's Shin Godzilla, we're fucked.

>>7844082

>read news
>meh, another happening
>keep shitposting and watch football stream

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>>7844082
>Literal propeller planes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFJpys6CY1Y

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mfw a landlocked country

>>7844114
This is a turboprop tho

>>7844104
Bullpup variant if you can believe it

>>7844082
still better than muslims or niggers

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>>7844113
>88

>14-88

KEK IS WITH US!
PRAISE KEK!

>>7844094
And some giant insects and a screen that's almost completely black the whole time to cover up the shitty CGI.

>>7844082
I'll move to >>113964319

>>7844082
>attacking Cali
>I'm fine

>>7844082

Let me know when he hits Rocky Gap. Only then will I muster the Militia. He will have taken Foggy Bottom by then, and my work will by half done for me.

>>7844091
>bullpup .50BMG

WTF?

>>7844082

>see if he surfaced on Commiefornia or Jew York .

>>7844082
>Godzilla is attacking my cun-
Oh nvm he's already in France

>>7844082
Mate good luck surviving the tropical cyclones, heatwaves, and fauna (abbos and bogans included)

At least when we find the tiny gook lizard dryed up to a snake skin crisp by Uluru we'll get a couple droving hats and light cavalry saddles out of her

Nice slide thread 10/10

>>7844082
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL!

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>guys, destroying things is just what it does. please be respectful and move out of its way while we establish what pronouns it prefers and ask it move away from the city

>>7844082
Cower and call the Americans to deal with the problem.

I live 1500km from the nearest oceab so I'm not too worried myself

We make a deal and sacrifice the boat people to him

>>7844082
facepalm as the tolerant left is protesting the army for opposing the entry of another illegal alien.

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>>7844091
but youre forgetting something... weapons dont do shit

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>>7844092
the nigga eats nukes...

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>>7844111
indeed

Find out where he came from and start a war over oil.

>>7844082
We surrender

Get gigantic automatic cock-pumping machine, and attach it to Godzilla's penis.

>>7844082
Finally!!!

Everyone would immediately look to the USA and ask them to help/deal with it.

My country will start debate shows on TV about how to stop this monster without actually doing nothing. The politicians then start blaming each other about who caused this attack while Gojira busy destroying everything

>Beleaguered grumbling followed by everyone planting potatoes

>>7847513
>Godzilla felt bad and helps planting potatoes too

>>7844082
Burn it to the fucking ground!!!!!

WEEEEE-EEEEEEW-OOOOH

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>>7844082
SHIT GETS BLOWN THE FUCK UP

>>7844082
Hopefully a bunch of smug frogposters as it levels california

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"God damn son of a bitch!" Godizilla thought as he destroys another missile for the umpteenth time during His and Mothra's picnic.

OL' GODZILLA WAS HOPPIN' AROUND.

I'd use the kinetic bombardment. Dropping telephone pole sized tungsten rods onto him from low earth orbit.

>>7854371
IN TOKYO CITY LIKE A BIG PLAYGROUND

>>7844082
>yoru
Where is that?

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>>7844082
She'll be right, mate.

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Oh well

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>>7844082

>>7844133
>implying cadmium rounds didn't almost kill it

Godzilla just got lucky.

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>>7844082
[Wasserman music plays in the background]
WE NEED DINOZORD POWER NOW

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Middle of North America, good luck getting to southern Minnesota from the Pacific you STINKY lizard!

Oh no

Rawr

hope he fucks the building im in

>>7844095
this desu
fuck this state up real good, nuke lizard

hope he BRRRRAAAAAPPPPSSS

>>7869906

What if he comes from the Atlantic or Gulf of Mexico? Remember that you're in a Great Lakes state just like I am!

>beg the Big G to be my husbando since I'm into that sort of thing

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>>7844082
I accept this death