HG thread.
306th Express Games, continued.
The last night.
>>7835359
Cute failure
>kissu
>>7835360(Fluorette)
As grateful as I am, you should be more worried about yourself. This is a dangerous place, and you never know when you might end up on the floor, bleeding from your mouth as your body temperature drops. If that happens I don't think I'll be able to save you.
>>7835376
And the winner is..
>>7835382
Ah, I see. You neglected your nutritional intake and now your growth has been stunted permanently.
>>7835371
>>7835375
>Nah, like I said if I'm drunk or tired I might, I'm neither right now.
>>7835398
>She isn't as surprised at the second kiss(u), she's more said that she was actually called a failure.
Uuu.. I knew other people thought of me as one..
>>7835420
Congratulations Chika!
And thanks for playing!
>>7835434
But I'M tired.
>>7835360 (Fluorette)
I don't really know to be honest. Everyone has different perception of life, and different minds. Are you a human? You looks like one.
>>7835430
It's not my fault humans like you grow gigiantic spaghetti legs, you're the weird ones.
>>7835420
Congrats!
>>7835441
Thanks for hostin'!
>>7835441
Congratulations to the winner, and thanks for hosting.
>>7835449
>
>>7835441
Congrats and Thanks for hosting.
>>7835441
Yeah. Good job and stuff.
Thanks for the game
>>7835441
>thanks for hosting Mokou
>>7835420
Congratulations Miss.. Another person finds success that I can't find..
Thank you for hosting though..
>>7835443
>Then dream about her I guess.
>>7835441
You have my gratitude for hosting another tournament, hostess.
>>7835420
Congratulations on surviving. I'm a little surprised that an ordinary school girl such as yourself was able to overcome the trials here.
>>7835441
And thank you once again, Mokou. You're a wonderful hostess, even if I know what you're really up to.
>>7835441
>>7835449
Well, to my knowledge, I am...! Why do you ask?
>>7835371
>>7835443
Well...
>There's a flash of light, and a heavy-looking shovel appears in her hands.
>>7835400
>>7835477
There's no need for me to worry about myself at all. This is only my spirit, remember?
>>7835441
Congratulations, to you. And my regards to you for this trial.
So is another host gonna pop up or what
>Erps
>>7835434
You're no failure.
>>7835441
Congratulations to the winner, and thank you for hosting.
>>7835473
n-no deal.
>>7835490
Woah. And what happens next?
>>7835490
But what do you think happens when your spirit dies? That can't be good for your physical form at all. It seems to me like that would be the equivalent to your soul dying.
>>7835453
Nuh-uh. You're gonna get em too see, so you should start getting used to the idea. That's how the body works!
>>7835473
>is the image translated?
>>7835525
Ok, so humans eat soggy sludge, and then they grow.
I don't really care, I'll just stick with fruit.
>>7835537
something about being immortal.
>>7835441
>Sorry for not noticing it, I was busy with another things, but thanks for the game, Host.
>>7835499
>cums
>>7835502
>Haku let's out a little sniffle and wipes her face of her detached sleeves.
But Ruka.. I'm Miku's failure..
>>7835521
>Too busy dreaming about me bby? :^)
>>7835537
>I'm not sure, I've only seen that one.
>>7835490
Well I thought I saw a halo. Must be my imagination, then.
>>7835521
...This thing...? I...use it for dirty work. Which isn't often at all, I assure you!
>>7835523
Nothing at all, from what I've seen. My spirit isn't so weak as to be injured by 'bodily' harm!
>>7835598
Oh. That. Well, you weren't wrong, per se....
>There's a flash of light, and blue, softly-glowing halo appears above her head.
>>7835558
What? No. You can't live off of just fruit. Does the food pyramid mean anything to you? No wonder you're such a small-fry
>>7835576
Took me a while to get kek
>>7835619
Then why did you summon it? Are you going to do dirty work now?
>>7835576
No ones a failure in this family
>>7835619
Then I guess I'm an idiot! Sorry for assuming things about your spiritual being. It's not every day you talk to someone's projected form. It raises a lot of questions for normal people like myself.
Rate my chill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enHgdTrKChs
>>7835619
Woah! Isn't that Angels usually have?
>>7835670
>isn't that what
>>7835629
Stop calling me small, I'm huge compared to the other fairies
And what the hell is a pyramid supposed to be?
>>7835576
You don't really believe that, do you? That you're a failure?
>>7835631
No, of course not!
>It vanishes again.
It was just an example...!
>>7835670
>>7835694
I suppose it is...it's a blessing of sort bestowed upon me, is all! I-I certainly don't have wings or anything like that!
>>7835652
No, no, it's perfectly fine. I realize it's...strange. I don't properly get it, myself.
Goku Ava when
>>7835733
Stocking-fag was our Goku avafag
Then he left for ERP
>>7835664
It's good.
>>7835699
The other 'fairies' skipping out on their meals too?
It's a guide to help kiddos eat the right amount of food in a way that's healthy for them. How old are you, like thirteen? It might be too late.
>>7835718
Let's hope your lack of knowledge about this spirit being doesn't end up being the death of you. Ignorance is bliss until it messes you up beyond repair.
Never fear, because if you end up being in a vegetable state I'll do what I can to make sure your suffering is minimal. It's the least I can do as one of your acquaintances.
>>7835631
>Well it was like what half a year ago? But I'll probably be up still by the time you get back if you go to sleep, I'll also probably be more willing to give lewds... Maybe.
>>7835643
>Hearing that made her stop crying, but she still wants to wallow in self-pity.
E-every family should have at least one..
>>7835716
I'm not the only one who does... It's a fact..
>>7835718
So it's like spiritual things? W-who gave you the blessing?
>>7835774
Baka I could just look them up
>>7835718
Ohh, that's pretty cool. Can you also pray to be less sleepy when it happens? Or pray for a good night.
>>7835758
I eat until my tummy is full and I get sleepy, as it's supossed to be.
And I'm not thirteen!
I'm like....
Uh ..
80?
90?
A million?
I stopped counting after 20, so I don't know exactly
>>7835782
The spirits. The gods. Whatever you want to call them...they haven't given me a name, I'm afraid...
>>7835769
Let's...uhm..avoid discussing such dark things, yes?
>>7835814
Well, I can pray, but that's not a "real" prayer I have, uhm...I don't know what to say.
>>7835814
>I know, but who has time for that? Other than me of course.
>>7835774
>She chortles
Really? Why not show them how wrong they are? Surely they'd never see it coming.
>>7835840
Haha, sure thing. We can discuss anything you'd like, as long as it's not classified information.
>>7835816
Aww that's cute. I bet your parents are... Proud.
>call the cashier cute
>"can't say the same about you"
>>7835874
They would be, if I had any.
Can you back off other Ayano? I know I never touched her, but I feel much better when I know an ava still belongs to me.
>>7835840
Were you given some powers too? I mean like superhero stuff. And what do you mean by name? Isn't your name Fluorette?
>>7835774
You can actually clarify that I'm a failure silly.
>Pokes forehead
>>7835897
You must have talked to a dragon to get that bad of a burn.
>>7835897
>ask waitress for her number
>it's a fake one
>>7835897
Call the manager over, complain about it, threaten to never shop there again.
If she's easily replacable she will be fired within the week
>>7835897
That fucking sucks. I won't go there again desu
>>7835852
Who has time to wait so long?
>>7835840
Well you can pray me a good night. I-if you want.
>>7835921
>give waitress my number
>see her throw it away
>>7835921
Worse than rejection desu. Or she could just be awkward.
>>7835899
O-oh.
Jeez kid. That's...
>>7835910
Well, their names, of course! The only individual of them is just the one that tells me when my task is done..but I suppose you could call some of them 'powers' yes...uhm...a lot if it's only a sort of...symbol, though, really.
>>7835865
I'd ask what your line of work is to even have classified information, but...that's classified too, isn't it...?
>>7835926
I'll keep you in my thoughts.
>She offers a bow.
>>7835938
Their main job is to please customers so they come back later.
>Takes entire thread hostage
>>7835965
>Smashes face with shovel.
>>7835862
>She takes a hand and rubs her neck up and down frowning the whole time.
Because of my voice..
>>7835911
>She looks of to the side rubbing her forehead and gives a slight smile that only lasts a few moments.
T-there's Kaito though..
>>7835926
>You can just look for them ya'know, they're not too hard to find and I don't mind.
>>7835965
>Shoots first
>Asks questions never
>>7835938
this
the cashier was rude from the sounds of it, and that's their fault
but the numbers shit is just pathetic, leave them alone
>>7835965
SELLING ST FN AK-47 FIRE SERPENT 0.02 FLOAT, 3 HOLO CROWN STICKERS + 1 IBP KATOWICE 2014 HOLO, ASKING $5K
>>7835959
Yeah, none of the fairies have parents.
I've heard people say that fairies are spawns of nature , or something like that.
Not that I really care , but it would explain why all the fairies are girls, since it's called mother nature for a reason
>>7835965
>runs to B
>defuses bomb
Umm...H-hello...everyone...
>>7835973
What do you by that, Would you rather just call him the failure of the family?
>she pats the top of her head.
>>7835973
>Leaning forward, one of her tails moves and gives Haku's nose a light tickle.
Your voice, is it? Maybe you just need to practice. It makes perfect after all.
>>7835971
>Guns you down
>>7835985
>Takes cover till you run dry
>Tosses a flashbang
>>7835996
gib butterfly knife.
>>7835998
>changes map to Office
>>7836010
I PLACE DOWN SOVIET IN ATTACK MODE!
ENDING MY TURN
>>7835960
Hmm, I see. Are you happy with the blessings and the powers though? Because I think there must be a huge responsibility for those.
>>7836028
>pulls out AK and blasts you and the entire thread
Counter Terrorists win
>>7835960
Thanks, we will see if it works. Nighty
>bows back
>>7835973
y-yeah, that's what I just said kek
>>7836032
Nande sore wa-
>thirsty Soviet arrives
>>7836043
It's pistol round
>>7836010
Can you shut up for a moment?. i'm trying to play a game here
>>7836028
I have a MW Slaughter. $220 sound good?
>>7836010
Oh, good evening, ma'am.
>>7836028
>>7836043
>Stands there being riddled with bullets that fail to harm the disembodied soul.
Well...this is awkward.
>>7836048
Farewell.
>>7836035
Wha-but of course! Why wouldn't I be? I'm honored they think I'm worthy of anything!
>>7835997
But... Mothers give birth to boys too.
Are you related to Peter Pan or something?
>>7836028
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cCjU7Q_KWNU
>>7836060
NOW SOVIET! ATTACK WITH ENDLESS THIRST!
>>7836090
Ah the good ol days when CoD wasn't complete garbage.
>>7836022
>She shakes her head but then stops to think about it as she gets pet.
W-well.. He was one wasn't he..? But that's kind of mean..
>>7836025
>She closes her eye at the tickling of her nose and rubs her nose afterwards.
But I'm a.. An 'idol'.. If you can call an unpopular singer like me one..
>>7836048
>I know I just got a little confused.. Just go to bed already!
>>7836107
>MW3
yeah
uh-huh
>>7836120
It'sa fuckton better than Ghosts and IW.
>>7836108
I-IMPOSSIBLE!? YOU CANCELLED MY ATTACK!
>>7836131
still shit nigga
>>7836010
Hello!
>>7836077
Hmm okay, that's pretty great if you are. That means you are a strong one. I've seen some people who were given powers couldn't handle the responsibility and decided to abuse them.
>>7836028
>Drops from the ceiling and smashes a vodka bottle on you.
Not today, criminal scum.
>>7836063
Then... Dual Berettas?
>>7836077
Well, at least one hostage made it out unscathed.
>>7836144
>9gag
>constanza
>>7836144
Blyatman, you came just in time.
"Bran Flakes"
>>7836064
E-eek! I-i'm sorry!
>>7836077
G-good evening...H-how are you?
>>7835897
>ask a question to a 7.5/10 girl
>get her number on top of it
Sucks to be you my dude
>>7836113
Even an Idol can still improve.
>She lightly scratches her chin in thought.
Idol's have a lot of fans, correct? How are you an Idol if you're the failure you claim to be?
>>7836113
We all had make overs before you know, so it shouldn't matter silly.
>>7836142
H-hello...How are you this evening,,,,?
thanks
>7836190
Anytime
>>7836142
Not strong, really, only...determined. And if I was abusing them, surely they'd just as quickly take them from me, yes?
>>7836146
Hostage? Pardon me?
>>7836170
A little on the agitated side, actually...oooh, that's a bit whiny of me, isn't it?
>>7836170
You better be sorry. i wasted my time talking to you and now i lost a offer for a special item
I miss Nepgear.
>>7836206
>missing discord cancer
>>7835921
>Asking a working person for their private number
Yeah no shit you get a fake one.
>>7836198
Oh...I-I don't think it's whiny...
>>7836205
I-i'll do anything to make it up to you!
>>7836219
She's on discord?
>>7836198
Terrorist took entire place including hostage didn't he?
>>7836231
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH
>throws a fork at Mikan
>>7835960
My line of work...? I don't think that's classified.
I'm a student for the most part. As you already know I like traveling quite a bit. Some might call me an adventurer, but I think that's a little extreme. There...is something else I do, but I don't think you want to hear that just yet.
>>7836231
"anything", huh?. then give me money. i'm so sad that only money can fill my heart
>>7836246
>Mikan screams and dodges the fork in time.
>eats a burger
>nom nom nom
>>7836265
Umm...H-how much?
>>7836188
I'm hungry... You?
>>7836198
Oh, right. Still, I would like to know the feeling sometimes.
>>7836177
>She opens her eyes now that there isn't a tail tickling her and casts her gaze downwards.
I said I don't know if you could even call me one.. I'm not that popular..
And I can only get better with outside help..
>>7836182
But you were already successful without them.. You just became more successful with them..
>She rubs her arm slightly covering her 'DTM' mark.
I only get them because Miku gets them..
>>7836282
How much you have?
>>7836284
I-i'm fine...
>>7836280
CUTE
>>7836238
They did? I only remember them threatening people with guns...
>>7836231
Truly? Oh, what a relief, then...thank you for telling me, ma'am.
>>7836261
What in the world could a student have that's classified...? And I have heard of a lot of unusual things, I probably wouldn't be surprised. Probably.
>>7836284
The feeling of, uh, what, exactly?
>eats another burger
>nom nom nom
>>7836234
ye, hg and sekrit oldfag server
>>7836234
Yep
>>7836309
Not again.
>>7836298
U-umm...
>Mikan counts the money she has.
....Umm...$50....
>>7836267
>Chases with a spoon and a butter knife
GET BACK HER YOU DUMB CUNT
>noms burger
>nom
>nom
>nom
>>7836323
That's enough to fill my heart
>>7836309
Y-you're welcome...
>>7836324
>Mikan runs away, crying.
>>7836292
Outside help you say? Well I'm sure there are people out there who are willing to do so. I may know a woman infact.
>>7836312
... You're not going to share any of those with the rest of us, by chance, are you?
>>7836309
I think you were a bit caught off guard when I mentioned killing the other day. Killing and seeing a bunch of murder. I'm sure you expected that of someone like me. "A pretty face with hands covering in blood", you thought.
>>7836325
Yes, I got him alright
>>7836324
>Grabs Anon's neck and smashes him into ground.
Sleep tight criminal
>>7836339
O-okay then....
>Mikan hands over the $50
>>7836309
That is what taking hostages are.
>>7836312
>observes from a distance
>>7836347
T-thank you so much for saving me!!
>>7836335
>takes it from your hands and steals a bite
Mm. Not bad..
>>7836349
I forgive you now
>>7836343
>>7836359
>hisses at
>>7836371
>burger is stolen
>pulls out another burger and stuffs it in her mouth
>>7836302
You don't look fine, it's written on your face.
>>7836309
Having powers, though I would likely.... Aaaah, sorry for talking nonsense! I haven't eat since twelve hours ago. I'm going to chew some, so bye bye for now Fluorette!
>>7836343
>She shakes her head quickly, causing her hair to swish around behind her.
Nooo..! It has to be someone from the company I work for...
>>7836373
Hehe,,,T-thank you..
>>7836385
A-are you sure?
>>7836347
Good job. Saved the day again
>aims rifles at the anon trying to crawl away and puts him out
>>7836382
No need for that. I don't even like burgers that much.
>>7836364
No problem.
>>7836144
>>7836028
>Takes off terrorist's mask
Well, well, well, look who it is. Kebab.
>>7836292
You only think that way because you feel inferior.
>She brings Haku into a hug.
You also have your own army of fans so shush you
>>7836395
Luka's version sucks
Haku a best
>>7836419
mikan isn't even hottest dangan you shitlord
>noms another burger
It's so good.
>nom nom
>nom
>>7836395
>Raises an eyebrow
Does it? Shame. Maybe I can speak to some of them for you? I'm sure we can work something out.
>>7836382
H-hand me another too. These are good.
>>7836437
>smacks with a burger
Stop that
>>7836448
Again!?
>>7836382
>hissing
Are you literally just copying Kamina?
How did you ever come to the conclusion that this would be a good idea? Do you look up to him?
>>7836448
W-well, i'm a bit of a worrier indeed...
>>7836446
>hisses at
>noms your hand
>spits it out
not burger
>pulls out another burger
>noms
>nom nom nom
mmm
>nom
>>7836450
>hiss
>>7836448
Most don't. In West they wait it out, in Russia they are scared not by the terrorists, but from the counter terrorists that might kill them all accidentaly.
>>7836448
... But who knows, right? I could be lying about all of this. A person like me seems very unlikely, you know.
>he extends his arm out towards you
Go ahead and feel for muscle. There's a bit of it there, but not enough for me to take someone's life.
>>7836450
>picks up the cheese burger and eats part of it
It's actually pretty good.
>>7836478
>poisons all of the burgers
>>7836478
>just stares at my bitten hand before using it to smack that burger out of your hands
F-fuck you and your burgers!
>>7836459
You should juat give up already.
>>7836477
Might I ask why in particular?
>>7836485
..."Might"?
>>7836490
Raw physical strength isn't everything, is it?
>She reaches out and pokes at his upper arm.
>>7836508
If there's one thing I never do, it's that, thank you very much.
>>7836490
You will spit out that burger so I can eat it.
>>7836496
>is immune to burger poison because of burger immunity
>>7836503
>hiss
>foams at the mouth and bites your hand
>picks up the burger off the floor and eats it
>>7836508
>juat.
I realized I'm the one that should be giving up.
>>7836432
What are you on about? I was just dispensing justice on the guy who attacked her.
>>7836478
>Points tranquilizer at you
Woah, calm down or else.
Y'all dumb motherfuckers want a game?
>>7836537
aye
>>7836537
yeeeee
>>7836531
>noms tits
>>7836531
....Why're you foaming?
>Looks at my now purple hand
Do I have fucking rabies!?.......
>>7836557
>>7836525
Forget what I said.
Have you heard of the High Elves.
HRAAGH
OOOGHH
HRAAUGH
>dies
>>7836525
W-well, sometimes I worry about my friends...and mostly little accidents that occur f-from time to time.
>>7836537
Y-yes please!
>>7836525
I guess it isn't, but I'm not smart enough to kill someone with wit and careful planning. I'm a rather weak person in general. Life isn't really fair when it comes to me doing amazing things.
Or...could it be that was a lie as well? I guess you'll never know~
>>7836531
No, I won't. It's already in my stomach. There's no possible way you'll get it now.
>>7836537
Is this the return of Samuel Jackson?
>>7836577
>lunges at your stomach
GIVE ME THAT BURGER!!
>>7836420
>She pouts and looks away but wraps her arms around Luka returning the hug.
Of course I feel that way.. Everyone is so colorful with good personalities.. I'm just..
>She tries to look to to make a point but two sets of mountains prevents her from seeing much.
>>7836428
>I like both though..
>>7836442
>She tries to wave her arms to make her not worry about it but she waves her arms unenthusiastically.
You don't need to.. We actually just got done with big upgrade to staff.. To be honest I'm still getting used to the changes..
>>7836525
Spetsnaz have been joked as the guys who kill everyone, including hostages
>>7836535
Ignore that man. He is just crazy and his opinion isn't worth anything.
>>7836437
>>7836478
It's an insult to my pride that you behave this way and still claim to be the king of knights.
>>7836571
As you wish, sir. No hard feelings?
>>7836576
Mmh...reason enough, I guess. You don't seem that clumsy at all, though!
>>7836577
You know...I don't remember it being so hard to get a straight answer out of you yesterday.
>>7836614
That's a horrible joke!
>>7836621
I believe that's the point of their actions.
>>7836621
For being the same as I, your eyes are clearly failing to recognize the reality of what you're witnessing, Artoria.
>>7836607
>Amami sidesteps from the girl's lunge. If he would've waited a moment longer the girl would've definitely got her burger back
...What do you think you're doing? Who gave you the right to come at me like this? What if you would've touched?
>>7836635
It's a complicated thing. If you knew the truth I don't think you would want to talk to me. Not that that's a bad thing, but you're nice company. A lot nicer than I thought you would've been.
>>7836610
Maybe it would be better off hugging from the side hahah, since we've got so big.
>She pokes her once again.
Shades are just as pretty, the fact remains you've always looked nice unlike others. Color coordination is the key
>>7836635
Oh t-trust me...I-I am....
>>7836610
Well... If you ever want me to talk to them, just ask.
>She sighs at the dismissive wave, but doesn't take the offer back.
>>7836621
>>7836662
I...want...my...burger!
>snarls and pulls out a reserve burger and noms it down
>nom
>nom nom
>nom nom nom
>noooom
>nom
>>7836635
Hard feelings...? Oh. Yes. No hard feelings.
>The burning man sits on the floor in the fetal position.
...ow.
>>7836686
>>7836621
I don't know who's who, but can the sane one please get the mentally handicapped one away from me? I'm trying to enjoy my burger in peace.
>>7835897
I had to stop scrolling and laugh my ass off.
I can totally picture one of you autists expecting real life to work like fucking anime.
"Y-You're cute!"
"N-No I'm not! *blush*"
"You make my heart go doki doki!"
"I-I love you, customer-kun."
>>7836698
>>7836686
>>7836656
>hits everyone
>>7836635
We seem to not have the same sense of humor... But in reality it isn't as bad, we usually knockout the hostages and save them
>>7836701
You're even more autistic for thinking of it that way
>>7836698
ouma is not a manlet he is a growing boy who simply needs more veggies
>>7836698
>jumps down your throat as you're talking
>gets the burger and noms the half digested delicious item
>nom
>nom nom
>flips out of your stomach
>runs away
>>7836706
How nice of you to spawn another one of your hellish demons to-
>Amami gets cut off by the sudden violence from one of the sabers
>>7836635
Even if their actions are in jest it does not justify them.
>>7836656
What is there to see that has not already been seen? You would sit idly by as they slander our title? If you had any pride within you at all then you would be outraged just as I am.
>>7836698
I must apologize, but unfortunately I have no control over those things, if I did then they would certainly not be as out of control as they are presently.
>>7836719
Whatever helps you get over getting shot down that hard, weeb. :^)
>>7836725
The fuck is this?
>>7836662
Hmh...it's tough to say, with all of these "mights" and "would haves"...it's all in the past, isn't it?
>>7836679
I'm sure that it's only because of your nerves!
>>7836697
...Are you alright?
>>7836708
Outside of the occasional terrible pun, I've nearly forgotten what humor's alike...and isn't knocking them out even better than the alternatives?
>>7836752
I don't think it's jest. Rather, I think it's...vicious mockery.
>>7836738
You weren't the one I was supposed to hit
>>7836706
The saber to kill all the sabers
MYSTERIOUS HEROINE X
>>7836761
Hmm...I-I think so...
>>7836672
M-maybe it's all the tuna you eat..?
>She gives a small giggle at Luka's expense but then frowns soon afterwards.
Sorry.. I didn't mean..
>>7836680
Really.. You don't need to worry about it.. My family helps me with that stuff enough.
>She looks pretty guilty, it must be all the help she gets from others.
>>7836753
o fuck you called me a weeb better kms :(
>>7836753
I was non of those who attempted to give out their numbers. I know my place and have no interest in any relation at this point in time to sort out my own life first.
At least those anons tried to hook up so I give them credit
>>7836724
Fuck off. Go jerk it off to him again
>>7836761
Does it look like I'm alright?
>>7836701
>When you exaggerate the fuck out of a situation and you're the only one laughing at the scenario you thought up
>>7836761
Depends. If we want them out quick and keep them quiet, knock them out and we are good. But if there are too many or we are too lazy to knock him out, we just escort him out.
>>7836781
The fuck is this shit?
>>7836752
It's quite the predicament you've found yourself in. One is overly violent, while the other climbed into my stomach just to get her food back. I think I know what you have to do here.
>He pulls the normal saber into a huddle and whispers a plan to get rid of them all
Did you get all of that...?
>>7836761
You guess right. As of now, I'm sort of in a limbo when it comes to action, but my past is quite colorful for someone like me. Whatever it is, I can assure you that you'll look at me differently if I told you what all I've really gone through. Let's say it's a similar kind of hell like the one you're going through right now.
>>7836752
I do find that one jester to be mildly annoying. But do you really believe releasing my anger and unsheathing Excalibur against them would somehow make things any better? I'll keep my own composure, I suggest you to do the same.
>>7836698
My most sincerest apologies but neither I and my doppelganger can do anything about the clowns recembling us. It's up to you to recognize their existence and deal with them or not.
>>7836776
Silly.
>She pokes her cheeks forcing a smile onto Haku
It's fine to make a little joke don't be sorry, it was a nice answer
Bring back ____
>>7836824
Bolin's cummies
>>7836824
Boilin jerking it to a shota and claiming hes not gay all the time baka
>>7836824
Bolin posted his cumstained screen with some Dangan on it.
>>7836776
>With a shrug, she turns away.
Alright. I get the hint. Just know the offer still stands.
<<7836823
No, LF. Go back to sucking KK's dick.
>Hoshi
>7836823
>doesn't give you sweet (You)s
>>7836767
Then why did you hit me? The blood on my head proves that you did it, now explain yourself.
>>7836834
And who are you supposed to be? You're a lot different than the others I've met so far. Could it be you're the one that rules over the rest of them?
Ah.
>Kneerow opens the bag of chips in her hands.
Gluttons. All and every versions of your ilk.
>crunch crunch
What a shameful display.
>CRUNCH
>>7836848
HGA
>screeches autisticly
>>7836775
Then you must have faith in yourself! Without faith, one is nothing.
>>7836784
Well, I've never met a flaming person before so...I can't really tell, can I?
>>7836805
...Lazy? How can a matter of peoples' safety have laziness as an option at all?
>>7836832
Ah...? Did I really tell you about that? Even so, one has to look forward, don't they?
>>7836911
There there, Kamina.
>gibs attenshun
>>7836911
Hey Rika
>>7836840
>She's frowning while Luka's fingers are making a forced smile, it makes her mouth look weird but cute all the same.
But..
>She pushes Luka's fingers away and smiles slightly on her own.
It's nice knowing Miku and the others are jealous of something we have for once..
>>7836862
>She just looks somewhere between confused and guilty.
I-I didn't mean it as you needing to leave.. I just don't think you should waste your time helping a failure..
>>7836916
You did, or did you forget already? I thought I was the one that was supposed to forget you?
>>7836867
If only my influence would extend to my other variations, but right now I have no rule over anyone present in this land.
>>7836916
At least they aren't dead. That is all that counts, and a few hours of sleep is all they need. Will think the situation will have been a dream.
>>7836911
Hoshi?
>>7836945
russia is red
kompot is hot
they say it be like it is comrade
but is not
>>7836932
>She giggles.
See you can find a good outlook on anything you know.
>She hugs tighter
Just remember that we're all unique in our own ways, for better or worse.
>>7836761
What you wish to call it is of little importance, what matters is how it will be stopped.
>>7836832
...
Simply whispering unintelligible gibberish into my ear does not constitute as a plan. However, I do know now what must be done.
>>7836834
As things stand now that particular counterpart is a threat to the safety to those around it and I consider it my responsibility and my duty to see that this situation is taken care of. Regardless of how I must go about it. Not taking any action and letting things run it's course is not the right thing to do. I am disappointed that you would even suggest it.
>>7836891
LOOK
A BURGER
GO GET IT
>>7836947
>>7836958
Da. Is only page in his sad, sad, tale of his life.
>>7836936
No, no, not at all! It's just...I'm still unused to actually talking to people again, I wasn't entirely certain.
But, well...I hadn't expected you to be in a situation like mine, truth be told...
>>7836945
The "lazy" part was what I was addressing, actually.
>>7836971
Is there anything other than distracting or ignoring them that can even be done?
>>7836916
It hurts. I can't get use to it, the pain won't go away. My nerves will end up regenerating and there's nothing you can do to extinguish these flames, nothing.
>>7836941
It's just a hunch, but perhaps leaving this land will cause the others to follow you? Just some food for thought.
>>7836971
What I'm trying to say is you need to take action and kill the undesirable ones, like the one that hit me and the one that can't control her hunger. I think we can live without those two.
>>7836932
Oh? Well what would you prefer to do then?
>She looks over her shoulder, raising an eyebrow once more.
>>7836971
Who are you to yell at your Emperor, much less command her around as if she were a common peasant?!
Watch your words lest you end up crucified and strung up for all to see, plebeian!
>>7836991
Is hard work removing kebabs and terrorists, but some days you don't feel like taking effort to carry his sleeping body to safe zone, so we just hold his hand as he goes there whit his own two legs
>>7836991
I guess you could say that. I'll probably be forgotten in a couple of seasons from now. All my merchandise and ad deals will vanish, and I'll be no one's favorite anymore. It sucks, but what can you do but rot away?
>>7836992
...How long have you...?
>>7837030
"Removing"? And that's not an excuse at all, I'm sure of that! Soldiers have a duty regardless of what they want, right?
>>7837031
...Merchandise? Seasons? Huh?
>>7836962
>She loses her smile.
I think I'd feel like this more often if.. You guys were around more.. But I couldn't ask you t- Ah..
>The increasing tightness of the hug causes somethings to be rubbed against each other.
I-I think out hair colors say it faster than our personalities though..
>>7837009
>She freezes up like a deer in the headlights, she clearly doesn't know what to say.
I.. Uhm.. I-I don't know really..
>>7836971
Are you suggesting your efforts to drive out those clowns will not be futile? Very well, I'll follow your example if this sucessful, Arthur. However, your particular target in red is clearly not like the others.
>>7836997
Perhaps, but I don't have the intentions of leaving. I was ordered to stay here and I've pledged my loyalty to my current master.
>>7837040
>Amami reaches into his pocket and pulls out a piece of paper. It seems to be cut from a magazine
>
This is only one of the deals I had. They wanted my face on their green tea advertisement for some reason. I guess it's because my popularity spiked, but we all know why that is. Truth be told I'm not a fan of people liking me all because of my looks.
>>7837040
Huh...? Been burning? 8-years...? I think.
>>7837040
We do, motherland takes first priority, but our job is to kill all the enemies of Russia, and save lives if we can. It's just a more, exotic or unique way you see.
>>7837068
Have you ever thought of taking your current master with you? That was you won't feel as though you're betraying him or her.
Better yet, why not kill them? Free yourself from being a slave for someone that isn't yourself.
>>7837044
>She gives a faint giggle
Don't fret. I won't be far.
>>7837072
...I really don't follow your meaning behind all of this.
>>7837084
At least you sound very...casual about it. Perhaps it doesn't hurt as much as you claim it does?
>>7837098
Your thinking is...really, really alien to me.
Good evening citizens, what has happened during my absence?
http://affinelayer.com/pixsrv/index.html
Post result
>>7837123
All things is pizdec, blyatman.
>>7837044
To the plain eyes sure, but fans go further then just hair colors.
>She giggles softly with a bit of blush in her cheeks, and lets go softly to pet her.
I don't know about the others but I did come back a little sooner then you would of expected right?
>>7837119
Oh trust me it hurts, I tend to scream alone to myself at times. I don't speak much.
>>7837119
>he takes the ad back and stuff it into his pocket
There's not much else I can tell you without giving it all away. I was hoping a girl as smart as you would be able to make the connections, but I guess I was wrong. It's my fault for judging a book by it's cover.
>>7837146
>Dang it.
Strange I don't remember this at all.
>>7837101
>Stares fiercly at the boy.
You're speaking of the impossible, young man. I might be at the mercy of a Master, but until now my pride as a knight...as a king, have been left intact by said person. Even in the body of a Servant I still have a certain level of freedom, but that is something an oblivious man like you wouldn't understand.
>>7837119
That is what I said. You don't have to agree but can help you someday
>>7837123
Nothing too bad tovarisch. Explain Spetsnaz hostage tactics to foreigner.
>>7837146
But you sound so...so calm.
>>7837150
It's just...are you supposed to be a celebrity...?
>>7837068
goddamn my english is all over the place.
G-Game when?
>>7837158
>Amami's face matches hers in fierceness
Are you saying I don't know what true freedom is? I'm well aware of my freedom to make mistakes and to correct them, but you cannot blame me for wonder if you understand that concept yourself.
>>7837174
In more ways than one, yes. I'm not proud of it. I'm incredibly ashamed, actually. I've let my sisters down by doing this, and I'm not sure if I can ever get back their love that they once had for me. It is what it is, I suppose. I can only hope to fix that sometime in the future, but...I'm not sure if I can.
>>7837174
I may sound calm, but I'm not.
>He grits his teeth in pain.
>>7837201
Hopefully soon.
>>7837124
>http://affinelayer.com/pixsrv/index.html
gotta have a good meal
>>7837215
I'll...take your word for it.
>She bows towards him.
I'll keep you in my prayers.
>>7837207
I don't really understand...what's so terrible about something like that? I never heard of anything like that where I came from!
>>7837145
D-deeper than clothes probably...
>She huffed out sadly and braced for the petting, the slight blush on her face being amplified by her pale skin.
But you did.. That's why I'm so.. Err.. Not so unhappy...
>>7837228
I could host when I get home but hopefully it won't take 3 hours...
Is 107 enough for a folder?
>>7837275
30 is enough
>>7837275
If you wish it to be, it would serve you well.
>>7837275
I've made do with far less.
There's also people who've done characters with only 1 image but it's annoying as fuck to see desu.
>>7837243
Anything's acceptable apart from living. Thank you.
>>7837243
That's good. There must be some hope left if you haven't heard of anything like this.
>he takes Fluorette's hand and stares into her eyes
If you ever do...please run. Nobody should have to go through that sort of torture. I wish I would've done that myself, but it's far too late. They'll keep me coming back until I'm dead. At least with you, there is some sort of hope that you'll live a long, happy life. Please do so for me and all the others that have lost their lives, Fluorette.
>>7837264
Take your time, don't rush home just to host a game for us.
So you guys make your own games here?
>>7837262
Not all fans are like that but it's an example I suppose, always a cute one you are though Haku, I have free time occasionally so I'm just glad I could bring you some sunshine plus you can say happy you know.
>>7837322
If you mean HG codes, then yeah, some of us.
>>7837307
Have faith, sir. All will be well, if only you have the faith and determination to see it through.
>>7837311
>A little hint of redness comes to her face at the sudden grab, and she stutters pointlessly for a second.
W-what're you talking about!? All I was saying was that I've never heard to a celebrity that...didn't want to be one!
>>7837207
...True freedom, huh?
>Flashbacks of the time when she got told real hard by Iskander, then clenches her fist.
>...
I can't say I knew what that was from the very begining, not during my reign as King at least. And although I'm in this body that is not human, I've had the chance to experience life without the burdens I've carried for so many years.
I could host a name only 24 game if you guys are REALLY desperate.
>>7837369
Please
>>7837339
You're the cute one out of the two of us.. Pink is cuter than white..
>She starts looking worried and shakes her head at Luka.
B-but if I say that you might take it as your job being done and leave..
Yo
24 names NAO
Name game for shits and giggles
Only rule is one tribute per post
>>7837431
Reigen Arataka
>>7837431
Haku Yowane
>>7837431
Arthur Pendragon
>>7837431
Ahri
>>7837431
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>7837431
King Knight
>>7837361
>he lets go of her hand, realizing he's acting a little overly dramatic.
Right...don't worry about it. Let's just say some fame and fortune isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Sorry for taking your hand all of a sudden. I let my feelings get the best of me for a moment. It's important to me that others don't follow in my footsteps.
>>7837363
And you passed up that chance for what reason? It has to be a good one if you would rather carry burden than be free.
>>7837431
Literally me
>>7837431
Squid Girl
>>7837431
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7837431
Senshougahara
>>7837431
Sakuya Izayoi
>>7837431
Ignis Scientia
>>7837431
Amami Rantaro
>>7837361
I will... I think? Regardless thank you.
>>7837431
Tiny Snek
>>7837484
so tiny i can't even see...
>>7837431
Yuno
>>7837431
One pissed off pupper
>>7837431
Baki the Grappler
>>7837431
Araragi
>female
Arrivederci.
>>7837455
Nono, really, it's perfectly fine! You just...caught me by surprise. Either way, I rally don't think that something like that is for me, even if I do a...little bit of attention-craving.
>>7837482
I wish you only the best with this.
>>7837431
Fluorette
>>7837455
Not quite. I do still enjoy a more...carefree lifestyle thanks to the lady keeping me materialized in this world. But if necessary, I'll make full use of my capabilities.
>>7837413
Oh I can confirm pink is cuter than white.
But my opinion is invalid, because I'm biased.
>she leans over to Haku, getting rather close and whispering.
I think white is cuter anyway.
>>7837413
I wouldn't just leave you by yourself just because you say that you know...
>She hugs her again.
Silly Silly Haku, I'd still return regardless.
>>7837488
>>7837552
What kind of snake are you?
Pick one of these.
I still need 4 more
>>7837567
Empress
>>7837567
A single fucking ant
>>7837567
Invisible anime girl
>>7837567
GO1
>>7837564
>pats her tum to refer to the second option
>>7837567
Fluorette
>>7837586
plop
>>7837509
It's not the kind of attention you want. It's quite literally a life or death matter if you know what I mean.
Anywho, it's time for me to take a nap. Have a good time socializing, Fluorette. I hope you make some amazing friends soon enough.
>>7837536
Sounds like this lady, who I assume to be your master, is quite the caring person. Not everyone is lucky enough to have it as good as you. It seems like your impostors have left, so now I must do the same. Until next time, real Saber.
>>7837603
I...think I've heard of stranger. Have a good night.
>She bows.
Bloodbath
Black Mask forces Squid Girl to kill Fluorette. She refuses, so both die.
Arthur Pendragon runs away from the Cornucopia.
Haku Yowane runs away from the Cornucopia.
Kosaku Kawajiri successfully escaped Blackgate.
Invisible anime girl successfully escaped Blackgate.
King Knight runs away from the GCPD.
Empress runs away from the Cornucopia.
Yuno and Ahri team up and escape the GCPD together.
Kae, Senshougahara and Sakuya Izayoi disguise themselves as guard to escape Arkham Asylum.
Amami Rantaro runs away from the Cornucopia.
GO1 runs away from the GCPD.
Reigen Arataka runs away from the Cornucopia.
A single fucking ant, Araragi and Ignis Scientia disguise themselves as guard to escape Arkham Asylum.
Baki the Grappler runs away from the Cornucopia.
Literally Me runs away from the Cornucopia.
Tiny Snek runs away from the Cornucopia.
Nrvnqsr Chaos runs away from the Cornucopia.
One Pissed Off Pupper runs away from the Cornucopia.
>>7837591
>>7837629
I'll never gill a comrade, you hear me!? Never will I ever harm an underlink of mine ~de ges--
>dead
>>7837603
>Her head goes back to think about the lady who summoned her
...Yeah, a caring person in a very weird way. Farewell, young man.
>>7837629
This place...
>post yfw /hg/ is worse than /tlhg/
>>7837537
B-but you just said..
>She raises a finger and opens her mouth to say something, but she decides against it and just closes her mouth and looks confused.
>>7837538
I-it's just a precaution...
>She looks off to the side being pulled into another squishy hug, she starts blushing on contact.
I hope I don't miss you like I do the others.. Miku comes around occasionally and Kaito comes around almost every day I think.. But I just have bad timing I guess..
>>7837629
>She doesn't run so much as she stumbles off of her podium and keeps going trying not to fall.
A-ahhh..!
>>7837629
Day 1
Araragi explores Arkham City.
Riddle me this, what's got no chance of winning the games and has no pulse? Haku Yowane
GO1 and Ignis Scientia coldly make fun of Nora's death. Victor Fries makes sure they cool off.
Amami Rantaro, Kosaku Kawajiri, Yuno , Senshougahara , and Sakuya Izayoi hunt for other inmates.
Invisible anime girl, Kae, A single fucking ant, and One Pissed Off Pupper hunt for other inmates.
Ahri discovers an old batcave.
Tiny Snek injures herself.
Empress and Baki the Grappler hunt for other inmates.
King Knight , Reigen Arataka and Nrvnqsr Chaos are ambushed by the Arkham Knight militia.
Arthur Pendragon throws a rock at Literally Me. It was a big rock.
>>7837662
>implying
>spend time to make a folder
>been so long since I last rp'd that I feel uncomfortable or nervous
>>7837682
i know that feeling, brother
you'll be okay
>>7837675
B-but that's because I never had a pulse.. And because I'm unlucky..
>>7837682
>tfw i wait forever to use an ava
>can't muster up the courage to use them now that I have the folder
ik that feel
>>7837675
9 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Squid Girl
District 4
Fluorette
District 10
Haku Yowane
District 1
GO1
District 12
Ignis Scientia
District 6
King Knight
District 3
Reigen Arataka
District 1
Nrvnqsr Chaos
District 5
Literally Me
District 4
>>7837675
Night 1
Ahri shoots Araragi in the back, making her a paraplegic.
Senshougahara hears a suspicious noise and decides to run away.
Oracle gives A single fucking ant intel in the nick of time. They avoid a nasty run in with Two-Face's gang
One Pissed Off Pupper and Yuno enter Crime Alley to pay their respect to Martha and Thomas Wayne. F
Amanda Waller kidnaps Invisible anime girl, Arthur Pendragon and Tiny Snek and places them in her latest suicide squad
Amami Rantaro, Empress and Sakuya Izayoi share a nice meal together.
Kae and Baki the Grappler enter Crime Alley to pay their respect to Martha and Thomas Wayne. F
Kosaku Kawajiri finds a hidden Riddler trophy.
>>7837671
>She frowns, but smiles quickly.
Ah. I was trying to catch you off guard. I think I've lost my touch and need more practice.
>>7837629
Teaming up with another person? Sounds good to me.
>>7837675
Surely nothing could go wrong here.
>>7837671
Don't worry too much, I know I don't come around too often but I've given you some quality time right? I hope the hugs aren't too much, I can't help it when it comes to you.
>>7837629
Alriiight~! Let's get this show on the road shall we!
>>7837675
Quit slouching around and get up -- we're checking up on the rest.
>>7837730
Day 2
One Pissed Off Pupper tends to Amami Rantaro's wounds.
Joker aims his weapon at Invisible anime girl, but quickly switches to Kae before pulling the trigger.
Yuno questions Joker's sanity.
Baki the Grappler tends to Sakuya Izayoi's wounds.
Ahri attacks Tiny Snek, but she manages to escape.
Senshougahara discovers an old batcave.
Arthur Pendragon tends to Araragi's wounds.
Empress tries to find a solution for one of Riddler's conundrums.
Kosaku Kawajiri is a big guy, for you A single fucking ant.
>>7837727
:^)
>>7837774
1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.
Kae
District 8
>>7837774
Baki the Grappler and Arthur Pendragon enter Crime Alley to pay their respect to Martha and Thomas Wayne. F
Mr. Freeze pushes Araragi into a lake then freezes it to watch them drown.
Amanda Waller kidnaps Ahri, A single fucking ant and Senshougahara and places them in her latest suicide squad
Tiny Snek fires his gun at Amami Rantaro but it was just Clayface. The real Amami Rantaro is still alive.
Kosaku Kawajiri, Invisible anime girl and One Pissed Off Pupper share a nice meal together.
Joker aims his weapon at Yuno and pulls the trigger, but only a bang flag comes out.
Sakuya Izayoi sprays Empress with Joker's laughing gas and watches her laughinhg to death.
>>7837774
She's so tiny! I- I mean... I feel bad about what I did to Araragi. Normally I leave them only temporarily paralyzed..
>>7837682
I'll RP with'ya!
>>7837731
You did catch me off guard.. But not in the way you thought you would..
>>7837734
I-it's fine Ruka.. I'd rather it be you than some strangers around here..
>She lets out a soft contented sigh.
But don't force yourself to come here just for me alright..?
>>7837812
Day 3
Joker aims his weapon at A single fucking ant, but quickly switches to Yuno before pulling the trigger.
One Pissed Off Pupper attacks Kosaku Kawajiri, but he manages to escape.
Baki the Grappler looks for grocery stores that still have goods.
Arthur Pendragon discovers an old batcave.
Senshougahara plunders a pharmacy for its medicaments.
Ahri is injected with titan. She kills Tiny Snek, Sakuya Izayoi and Invisible anime girl.
Amami Rantaro steals a gun from one of Penguin's thugs and shoots him with it.
I want to use Haku's tits as pillows.
>>7837812
Quite frankly, I think I've been paying too much respect from my own good.
>>7837858
why want when you can do
>>7837848
6 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Araragi
District 10
Empress
District 11
Yuno
District 8
Tiny Snek
District 7
Sakuya Izayoi
District 6
Invisible anime girl
District 12
>>7837848
Night 3
Senshougahara finds the wreckage of a plane with a dead member of the League of Assassins in it.
A single fucking ant hears a suspicious noise and decides to run away.
Baki the Grappler, Kosaku Kawajiri and Arthur Pendragon share their deepest secrets.
Ahri finds a hidden Riddler trophy.
One Pissed Off Pupper finds a hidden Riddler trophy.
Harley Quinn has taken a liking to Amami Rantaro. Looks like you have herpes now puddin'!
>>7837848
>Villainous Laughter
>>7837831
That's sweet of you, don't worry. I'm here because I wanted to be around for a bit that's all. No one is forcing anything.
>pets softly
No worries now?
>>7837894
The Feast
The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.
One Pissed Off Pupper, Baki the Grappler, and Arthur Pendragon start fighting, but Baki the Grappler runs away as One Pissed Off Pupper kills (Play
While seeing Croc mauling another person, Ahri quickly grabs what he can.
Amami Rantaro decides not to go to The Feast.
The last words Senshougahara hears are "Tick, tock! Tick, tock! Feed the croc!"
Kosaku Kawajiri tries to sneak up on A single fucking ant, but he notices and quickly kills him.
>>7837831
Yes yes... My wording wasn't what it should be, but next time will be different.
>She smirks, then blinks
Unless that's not your thing.
That previous event was fatal for Arthur Pendragon in case you couldn't tell
game ends next post
>>7837928
Day 4
Ahri and Baki the Grappler hunt for other inmates.
Amami Rantaro tends to A single fucking ant's wounds.
One Pissed Off Pupper is going to crash this experiment. With one survivor!
>>7837894
It ain't no secret that 4,000-years of Chinese Martial arts still sucks to this date.
>>7837974
Arena Event
Firefly shows up and sets the entire area on fire.
Baki the Grappler outruns the fire.
The fire rises. There is no way to escape for Ahri, Amami Rantaro and A single fucking ant.
One Pissed Off Pupper isn't able to outrun the fire and is burned alive.
>>7837997
The Winner
The winner is Baki the Grappler from District 9!
>>7837917
I still have a lot of worries.. But they're not easy to get rid of..
>She sighs again as she's being pet.
Like one of you dying or me running out of alcohol..
>>7837957
Huh..?
>She tilts her head to the side again and frowns slightly.
Unless what is not my thing..?
>>7837997
F Ant
>>7838008
Good film nonetheless, yay me!
>>7838008
Placements are wonky as fuck
I'll make a wincard though so hold tight
>>7838013
>She looks Haku up and down.
I wouldn't worry about it sweetie, never mind.
>>7838071
Was that not the right name? Shit I dun goofed.
>>7838013
You shouldn't worry about that so much you know, it shouldn't be about that but how you enjoy your time with our family.
>Luka