HG thread.
305th Express Games!
Lord Beerus
Angol Fear
Late Express Champ
Arthur Pendragon
>>7832226
Fluorette
>>7832226
Haku Yowane
Cirno
>>7832226
Amami Rantaro
>>7832226
Dubsman, the digit master
Ken Kaneki
>>7832226
Darth Vader
Eggman-kun
Sliver Queen
>>7832226
Kamikirimusi
Sai
>>7832226
Sakuya Izayoi
>>7832226
Gabriel
Best Clan Ever
Constanze
B2 BRAWLER
>>7832279
>>7832261
Well, er...talking.
Rubick
Inojin
>>7832261
>Daughter
I fucking hate you, dad.
Ignis Scientia
Empress
Kongou
Shikamaru
Best Girl
>>7832226
Lana
Serval
>>7832312
Just kidding, my little boy
Tanya Degurechaff
Fire Punch
>>7832226
Tiny snek
>>7832338
...Pfft..whatever, old man...Love you too though...
>>7832207
The arrogance of you creatures astounds me... What makes you think your world can resist our power?
And there is no need for crude remarks about my chest. I was talking about your species, not just me. Is every human this dense? That would explain a lot.
>tfw Ino cant joke good
>Same as Sai
Shit family ever + sad_violin.mp3
Hassan
>>7832321
bestest girl
33/36
>>7832379
Take the mask away.
>>7832382
anger
>>7832382
sad ghost
Minamoto no Raikou
Nozomi
Willie
>>7832339
>kissu
>>7832292
>Implying
>>7832226
Tobirama Senju
>>7832391
I decline. I'll continue utilizing this mask.
>>7832226
Aikawa
>>7832363
But remember dear, don't speak in that way with your mother or me...
It will be better for 3 of us.
>scare stiff smile.jpg i cant find it
>>7832396
Fuck, I remember this. I'm still raging.
When was the last time we had a 48?
Madoka
>>7832369
It's just a thought. What if you lose to us humans? What would you do then? Who will put and end to us if your people can't? You not only fail yourself but everyone that count on you as well.
Am I really that dense? I wasn't aware of how ridiculous I could sound at times. My apologies, Fia-chan. I hope you can forgive me for my ignorance.
>>7832430
So am I
>>7832438
Literally one hour ago
>>7832418
Any reason why? No need to hide what lies behind that mask.
>>7832438
An hour ago
>>7832438
Late grimes
please bump the game....
>Tobirama
>Water style against amateratsu
>>7832438
Last game.
>>7832449
>>7832399
>>7832408
>>7832449
This time I'll win for sure, let's go
Reigen Arataka
>>7832449
>>7832452
Hey give my spot to this guy right here since he is late
5 more
>>7832449
LOOKS! GOOD!
>>7832449
I cannot fail the spirits! It's time for some dirty work!
>>7832449
>>7832484
Why don't you RP anymore?
>>7832485
>late
lmao
You're new, aren't you?
>>7832484
GIVE ME CODE AND ILL BE YOUR SLAVE FOREVER
>>7832415
>She opens fire on the sexual predator with her rifle, shooting him in the head.
Disorderly conduct around a high ranking officer is strictly forbidden, and I have no qualms doling out the punishment.
>She spits on the fallen's corpse, then wiping her mouth off on her sleeve
>>7832449
Second Lieutenant Tanya Degurechaff at the ready. You there, blue woman and feline, I hope you two have experience with firearms!
>>7832492
Shii
>>7832449
Once again, I shall prove humanity through my own acts!
What kind of fucking weeaboo wonderland did I wake up in?
>>7832492
Autism
>>7832492
Burrito
>>7832492
Angry pupper
>>7832492
Garen Crownguard
>>7832499
>Eh? Been using squid daily.
>>7832504
>gibs
>>7832524
the best kind
>>7832515
Worth it
>is le ded
>>7832503
>>7832519
My bad guys I didn't know
Just trying to help out
>>7832534
Where's the girls? The kind I can stick my dick in, those ones.
Finally doing a 48
Re-check it
>>7832447
No, nor do I need one. Quit harassing me and turn your attention somewhere else.
>>7832533
Please....
>>7832533
Y-you never RP as best girl when I'm around..
Smolgore
>>7832551
You're swell as fuck, fella. Don't come to school tomorrow.
>>7832555
Simple solution, always be here.
>>7832551
>>7832321
>>7832560
>>7832551
Great, even more people to beat up!
>>7832551
ya it gud
>>7832551
Looks good
>>7832560
Jumping Jesus Christ, what the fuck is that thing?
>>7832551
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>7832555
>I'm at work right now.
>>7832554
>even if I was giving codes, I'm not at home to give it.
>>7832475
Thank you! Seems like we're both in, anyway.
>>7832551
Who are these creatures in my district? None of them seem to be specialized in an area that could prove beneficial for survival.
I want to marry Tenten.
>>7832551
It looks fine to me.. But I can be wrong..
Smolgore is swapped in.
Good luck, tributes.
>>7832601
Me too.
>>7832588
Btw, you can change cod or not? If yes, give it to me for one game. Or just host one. Let me see it. Jojofag too much
>>7832601
Why? Most of the frogs got more screen time than her.
>>7832587
That's a fucking goat. It's parents we're from Chernyboyle
>>7832614
You fucking asshole, what the hell was that for?
>>7832614
Fuck...I'm on the naughty list for sure now....
>>7832614
Interesting. I have not been keeping up with human standards. Apparently balloons, pornographic content and inflatable dolls are considered needed for outdoor survival in their age.
>>7832614
>>7832580
Hey, thanks!
>>7832587
Uhhh...I'm a monster?
>>7832614
No one's gonna find me here!
>>7832601
Is it because she's a ten out of ten?
>>7832614
Never know when you're going to need to start a fire!
>>7832625
Because Tenten is cute whenever she has screentime.
>>7832614
There's no time to find a spot to charge this device, I'll have to go through without communication!
I'LL SEND AN SOS TO THE WORLD
>>7832614
Ugh, it's not fun at all.
>>7832652
I mean, I guess. I don't even remember her getting any after the chunin exam.
>>7832614
Sometimes you gotta have a good entrance.
>>7832614
>She runs off but trips before picking herself back up and continuing to run.
W-what did I trip on..?
>>7832631
Who the fuck let a goat in here? Why the FUCK does it talk?
>>7832647
I've seen talking black midgets, but you take the fucking freak cake.
>>7832226
Templeton
>>7832684
Genetic mutation, that's how.
>tfw you cant RP 'cause image downloads too lonn
My boy, explain me what happening in the game
>>7832679
Mostly in the fillers.
>>7832614
Day one. A well-hidden trap can make all the difference.
>>7832708
Can't we put it down? I mean shit, just look at that fucking thing. It's not natural.
>>7832724
>is blissfully unaware of everything that's happening around him
>>7832724
Oh what the fuck. I need a drink after this shit.
>>7832711
Ya fucking killed 3 guys right off the back and are currently getting sucked off by the psychic. I've done nothing and will continue to do so.
>>7832724
You're welcome to try.
>>7832724
I'm not just your greatest threat to winning, I'm everyones greatest threat tto winning, don't think you're special
>>7832726
Sure we can. Just need a gun.
>>7832724
> A beautiful Steinway piano falls her her, almost split in two. The sight horrifies her. Even moreso as she tries to play a nursery rhyme on it and the key inputs yield no sounds.
>As if she is mourning for the fallen object of musical beauty, she takes the c-note keys as a memento. For reasons even she doesn't quite understand.
Testing
Check 1 2
Test
>>7832684
Uhhh...thanks? I think?
...You're really weird, human.
>>7832724
This is that "Kool-Aid" stuff, right?
>>7832724
...I don't have the heart for it.
>>7832724
>The impact of the piano pushes her and she falls backwards onto her butt.
Does this mean even music doesn't like me..?
>>7832553
I'll find a way to supress your poisonous skin so you can play with cute animals like puppies and kitties
>>7832719
Ah, that would explain it.
>>7832789
If you take the mask off...how did I forget to say that?
>>7832771
Night one. Divine intervention doesn't sound very fair, but neither are the other two deaths.
>>7832744
Don't repeat after me. I don't want you to kill someone. Its better for you to go home.
>>7832801
Go away you loser, this is private property.
>>7832301
CHAINBLADE AVA WHEN
>>7832761
Done, just say the word and I'll end this freak's life.
>>7832783
It's time to put you out of your painful existence of looking like that.
>>7832801
There are no gods. There are no supernatural beings. Only a test of strength. As the nobility would say: ''Have at you'' !
>>7832801
>killing my own son
>>7832801
>>7832807
.....What did you do to me?...
>>7832801
While it does stroke my curiosity, I don't think I can risk it during a game. I might end up dead early in, and that won't benefit anyone.
>>7832724
AHAHAHAH HE TRIED TO POISON THE FUCKING ROBOT
>>7832801
>>7832825
I've seen gods! I AM a supernatural being! I can accept defeat, but don't sully my pride even further!
>>7832828
I sent you to home....
>lmao
>>7832825
You ever been fucked in the ass?
>>7832821
Uhhh...I think I look okay. Tori looks a lot like me, but no one else does. It's really weird.
...Hey, what're'ya doin'? Oh, wait! Isn't that that one thingy Alphy's friends found at the Dump they always talk about? How'd'ya get it from 'em?
>>7832801
Day two. Eggman got beat up by the snek.
>>7832877
>that event wasn't about kill
Oh shit son, you're alive!
>>7832877
Now's not the time for "that", I'm afraid.
>>7832851
Who the fuck even are you? What did you to do my fucking body? I'm all tiny and paler than a corpse.
>>7832877
What the fuck is happening to me!?
>>7832874
What the fuck are you talking about? Are you retarded too? It's a fucking gun.
>>7832849
Even if your claims are true, then how could a being of zero point zero divine content defeat you? Either you are a liar or the gods that you call your own are pitifully weak and undeservin or worship.
>>7832869
A question that is unneccesary for both of us. Have you ever experienced an experience that made you wish for immeidate termination?
>>7832877
There might be a hidden benefit by trying to understand psychological chaos. I will try to earn your favour..for now.
>>7832877
You guys should really buy this stuff before someone notices it's gone.
It's pretty cheap too
>>7832801
>Poor Specs.
>Haku finishes her plate despite the taste, but she mumbles out quietly afterwards.
This.. W-was too good for someone like me.. Let me cook next time please..
>>7832877
>She only does a single chop every couple of minutes, though she swings it pretty damn strong for the way she seems.
>>7832903
Every second of my miserable fucking life makes me want to kill myself.
>>7832897
Oh. No one ever told me what it was called. What's it do?
>>7832902
God damn, I hate peace slides.
>>7832903
You need not be divine to be empowered by them. One doesn't always need to be "supernatural" to defeat the like.
>>7832895
Nothing bad. I love you. Just protecting you.
>>7832877
A chainsaw...? This isn't my style.
>>7832944
W-what!? How!?
>>7832944
Did you really think a group os sissies like you could beat me? Don't make me laugh
>>7832944
I shall now seek these traps out in an attempt to learn more about them. Hopefully this doesn't end in death.
>>7832944
>fireproof pants
GOD DAMNIT ROBOT WHERE'S YOUR PLASMA BULLETS WHEN YOU NEED THEM
>>7832944
...my son...he died?
no
I cant believe it...
>>7832942
Did your mother drop you on your fucking head as a child?
>>7832934
Then do it. If you are certain that your life has no meaning and your peers would benefit from your demise by freeing up resources. A colony of ants often sacrifices drones to ensure the survival of the colony, no?
>>7832950
So bein supernatural and divine is nothing more than a lie to build a false sense of security. I do not believe in gods. I despise them for if they were real they would have not allowed my creation. Why would they empower a being of my nature?
>>7832944
>She looks at the microwave snack with a look of utter confusion before throwing it away to serve as a meal for a passing bird, rodent or mammal
>>7832944
Day three.
>the most useless dota hero itt
oh boi, steal aqua pants please
>Keep fucking getting killed without interacting with a single fucking person
WHY
>>7832951
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? I, the great FIREPUNCH will not stand for this bullshit!
>>7832944
I'm not about to get myself killed over children. Good luck to the both of you!
>>7832995
...
>>7832944
>She sits in the realm she was sent to and just looks around.
This game isn't fun anymore.. Why is it for children..?
>>7832992
What the fuck are you going on about? All I asked is if you've ever been fucked in the ass.
>>7832986
Uhh...I dunno. Why do'ya keep usin' bad words?
>>7833004
I AM YOUR FUCKING FATHER, DEAR SON
>>7833004
Oh I died. Fuck this.
>Stops pretending and goes the fuck home
>>7833028
Nice. Don't forgot to close the door.
>>7833018
Because I fucking can, you god damn little piece of fucking shit.
>>7832992
Don't be foolish, you strange being! The gods couldn't care less if you were made or not! And don't talk as if the supernatural doesn't exist, one stands before you now!
>>7833032
Night three. Something probably happened.
>>7832995
Ballistic weaponry. If I cannot use the full armada of my vessel then this will do. By understanding how human tactics involved these weapons. Excellent.
>>7833010
I already informed you that such information is useless for either of us. Perhaps you should ask the same question next door if anyone of the harlots there have had intercourse through the rectal area.
...so this is the autism of narutards.....wow
>>7833032
I had a feeling it was going to be me. How could I let this happen so soon? I must really be a failure.
>>7833047
Why're'ya bein' so mean'ta me? What did I do?!
>>7833054
Won't this place get swarmed with mice now that we killed the only cat around here?
>>7833049
And why should my emotions change because of your status? Supernatural or not. You lost versus me in a one on one duel. Either I was stronger or the gods favour someone who is undivine. Know your superiors in this game, creature.
>>7833054
It'll be good to have an easy night. Sleep well.
>>7833054
Day four.
>>7833056
Worse than mine desu
>>7833055
Is that your way of saying you haven't been butt fucked? I'll go gentle on you since it's your first time if you're interested.
>>7833073
Do you have some kind of fucking disability? You're autistic, aren't you? Why the fuck do I keep running into autistic kids?
>>7833078
With means beyond your own power! You are not my superior. Oni HAVE no superiors!
>>7833097
Worthless. One human and a woman who lives and perishes with outdated ideals of chivalry and honour in her mind. I will nto care for their demise.
>>7832789
>>7832799
>Hassan unsheathes one of her white daggers, pointing it at the mysterious woman.
I don't know how you managed to figure out the nature of my body, but I don't like it, you, or what you speak about. Begone pale woman and stay away from me.
>>7833105
...The heck is "autistic"? Is that like, some human thing?
>>7833128
Night four.
God damn it's lively right now
But I guess that's thanks to the narutards autism
>>7833105
Try so and your death is certain. Again, if anal intercourse is your goal, next door is your best goal. I am sure you can be accomodated to give or to receive there.
>>7833106
Save your arrogance. We fought with everything we had and you fell. In what distorted world does that not make me your better, little demon?
If the gods did intervene in my favour, inform them that their help was not wanted.
>>7833137
is he /our guy/ ?
>>7833136
Fucking Christ, I think you're making me retarded now.
>>7833148
Don't knock it til you've tried it, I don't mind getting a little shit on my dick if I can stick it up your poop chute.
>>7833153
>She reads the label on the bottle of bleach
>''For Izaya: Emergencies only''
>>7833148
They won't see fit to bless you again. And oni fight fair, I only used my raw strength because I thought you couldn't handle all of it!
>>7833175
Kek
>>7833153
The...pain.... the pain never stops.
>>7833153
Day five.
>>7833153
I learn death, for about the fiftieth time now. A rather insipid experience at this point.
>>7833174
My body cannot accomodate intercourse.
>>7833180
Then you lost because you are a fool. Dissapointing. The next time, you will fight me with everythign you got or not at all.
(( Got to go, sorry :( ))
>>7833204
>left the tied up girl to die and went to have a chat with some dude
BRAWLER I KNOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SHOW NO MERCY BUT JESUS FUCK
>>7833224
I didn't know he was THAT angry.
>>7833174
What did I do?!
>>7833222
I lost because I had pride. Remember that.
>See you.
>>7832724
You there, sir or madam, get down. I can detect eyes on us.
>The man rushes over and grabs Rantaro by the shoulders, forcing him onto the ground. I will run first, then you proceed once their eyes are focused on me.
>Ignis quickly stands up and takes off in a zig-zag pattern until he reaches out of the line of fire for the sniper.
>>7833153
>ignis bumps into the package while walking.
Hm? What lies there?
>he kneels down and cuts it open with his dagger, feeling out the blade of the sword before picking it up.
I suppose if somebody owned this they wouldn't have lying around so carelessly. I don't think any harm will come if I appropriate it for my own use.
>he picks up the katana and walks off with it.
>>7833280
>You find a rare ingredient just lying on the ground.
>>7833280
Fucked up the greentext for the top part, t.bh
>>7833253
The feast ft. instant karma.
>>7833303
Day six. The first peaceful moment in the game.
>>7833359
NOOO
THE ROBOT MUST SURVIVE
I SPENT TOO MUCH MONEY ON THAT FUCKING THING
>>7833373
Night six.
>>7833125
>(wew had to go shopping with family, sorry.)
How scary, those look very dangerous. I know your poison is essential for your assassinations. But you're missing out not using one of your 5 human senses if you ask me, not a chance?
>>7833392
Final four. Where the hell is everyone?
>>7833424
Ok Aikawa
>>7833393
Can I fuck you?
>>7833437
?
>>7833450
Night seven.
>>7833462
>pets tenderly
>>7833294
>Ignis walks into vegetation, feeling a slight bump in the ground he bends down and feels out for it.
Hmmm...based on the protrusion and texture,it appears to be a vegetable, or root of some kind...
>He reaches for the portion of the Aegir root sticking out and yanks it up.
I know just how to use this! With a couple of other ingredients to accent the flavor, and couple slices of bread, I could make a sandwich.
>He pockets the root for safekeeping before heading back on his way.
>>7833392
>Ignis accidentally bumps into a building roof's guard rail and falls off to his doom.
>>7833471
nice...
>>7833474
IS THAT A LOVE LIVE REFERENCE
>>7833468
Day eight.
There's a winner tonight!
>>7833499
It's Madoka. I can feel it in my sides.
>>7833474
oh shit that's a mothafuckin Jimmy John's reference
>>7833097
>>7833123
...Why does everyone seems to know well enough about my ideals? I know my arthurian legends are popular, but still...
>>7833499
And it's all over.
>>7833363
>>7833544
>SHOT IN THE HEAD
I REALLY NEED TO FIX THAT GLASS FUCKING DOME
>>7833393
I do not...can't bring myself to care about that. As long as I can see, that is all I need. I'll ask one more time for you to leave me alone for you be the next subject of my assassinations.
>>7833544
Hey, I got it right! Do I win anything from my guess?
>>7833536
Lots of people hold their hand in front of their face. It's completely normal.
>>7833475
>didn't do the line
Fuck you man. you could've been legendary. All you had to do was come up with a new fucking recipe.
>>7833544
Congratulations Madoka, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>7833509
..Side effect?
>>7833544
Holy shit.
How anticlimactic.
>>7833589
Damn it feels good to host another 48.
Thanks for playing!
>>7833589
Congrats
>>7833589
...I guess you could say that. Thank you for hosting, Mokou.
>>7833590
I disagree, that was very climactic.
>>7833603
Fuck, just send the busted thing back here I'll get it repaired, lost though, so no fixing the glass dome yet.
Fuck.
>>7833603
>thanks for hosting mokou
>>7833578
s-sorry, i knew I was forgetting something. Should I just drop him?
>>7833590
At least it was a canon weapon
>>7833603
Congratulations are in order. And thank you, maam, for this trial.
>>7833608
please marry me
>>7833589
Congrats!
>>7833603
Thanks for hostin'!
>>7833634
No
I wonder how long is Mokou's dick
>>7833643
:c
ok bye
So who's hosting the next one?
>>7833652
Calm down Hikki
>>7833603
Congratulations to our victor. You fought well. Thank you also, host.
>>7833653
See you later!
So how long until we turn this into an RP general?
>>7833667
hopefully never, hg sounds better than rpg
...oh wait
>>7833667
We have an Urotsuki, please don't shitpost with images of her.
So how long until we kick out all these RP autists?
>>7833667
>Urotski is a shitposter
Can't say I'm surprised
>>7833690
Urotsuki isn't even here right now. She's had THREE other people use her avas for shitposting purposes.
>>7833690
literally everyone here is a shitposter you tard, where the fuck do you think you are
>>7833708
which avas?
>>7833723
chen probaby
>>7833708
kys aussa you whiteknighting faggot
>>7833709
>Not everyone.
>>7833723
Urotsuki, Yuugi (for two nights), and Chen (only posts as that shitty bkub style one)
>>7833744
lol
ok kid
>>7833681
Make me nerd.
>>7833690
Lame.
>>7833765
At least you're not pretending to be them aside from the images.
Post avatars and rate
>>7833799
>Lurking. Kinda bored though
>>7833799
>>7833709
>anyone giving a shit about what pac says
>ever
lmao
>>7833818
this one would be a fun template
>>7833570
You sorta have to do it inside that wicked battle royale anyway, but it'd be troublesome if you attempt to kill me outside of it. Especially with that presence concealment of yours. See you around, then.
>>7833799
>>7833835
ikr lol
>>7833799
Boop. Since didn't post it in awhile. And in a while, I mean a week.
>>7833799
I might have something figured out but I'll have to work in it
So for now I'll post best angler
>>7833799
>Constructive criticism highly appreciated, et. al.
>>7833799
>>7833799
HG, can you host for my 24?
>>7833799
>>7833941
There are only 7 images left
>>7833690
She's a cute as well.
>>7833944
Bring back Black Void
>>7833799
I wish, but I still need to find a nice template
>>7833948
>implaying 54 is not mine
>>7833964
Black Void was a mistake
>>7833799
>>7833974
Nobody can enter for a 24 if we're so close to the image limit
Is Acerola taken? Was suggested to ask beforehand
I wouldn't mind trying the whole roleplay deal with her
>>7834001
never seen one, go for it
>>7833799
I'm also a 2hu bunny
(alternatively: http://images.emedicinehealth.com/images/slideshow/bladder-cancer-s1-illustration-of-bladder-cancer.jpg)
>>7834001
We have next to no Pokemon avas, go for it.
>>7834001
>[
literally who the fug
>>7834022
WHAT ABOUT RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>7834019
Never knew bladder cancer was a thing
>>7834038
Redrum
>>7834038
3 reasons why you shouldn't annoy red
>is going to steal your soul
>is going to kill you
>and if he wants... is going to... rape you?
wait forget the last one . i'm not that type of monster
>>7834038
He never uses him. All we have is Aussa using Hanbei.
>>7834048
Every kind of cell in your body can get cancer
>>7833822
You're a cool guy desu
>>7833834
literally who
>>7833846
who?
>>7833865
I almost never see you RPing so I don't really have anything to say.
>>7833885
cute
>>7833899
I see you posting a lot of one liner as Plague Knight, everything else is fine for the most part.
>>7833918
fuck off cirno
>>7833936
who
>>7833938
gay
>>7833944
>kissu
>>7833999
Drop Saber. I love all of your other avas but she's straight up autism bro.
>>7834019
>newfag, an ERPer, and a fucking leaf
just kys desu
>>7834038
>im not using him anymore
>but i have sophocles
>>7834019
Go back to ERP
>>7834019
kys attentionwhore.
>>7833999
stop killing saber with your autism
WHERE ARE ALL THE GAMES?!!!
>>7834091
at leastold saber wasnt autsimo
>>7834072
I think part of the problem is that I burnt myself out on Plague Knight after using him for like two weeks straight, so all I really could muster was one-liners after a little while. That should be improving soon.
>>7834072
I was the Empress, and I am trying to get back into the swing of things with Rping. Heck, even used Yunita and Flandre a bit.
But, totally understandable.