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ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite knife? Inf

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ITT: Pokemon are real.

Who's your favorite knife?

Info: http://pastebin.com/3niQbt3i
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>rape
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>>7815387
I think we should look at it closer before trying anything...
-Yanmega
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>>7815428
...??????
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>>7815500
...I guess.
I don't see anything out of the ordinary with it though.
>Sandslash tilts his head to one side, looking at the safe
>looks perfectly normal to Sandslash, aside from being in a completely empty room
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>>7815428
Axes>Knifes

Now if you want to talk knifes talk with deer, she loves'em

Not as much as me though, the same goes with axes, I lover her more than axes
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>>7815428
This one
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>DESTABILIZATION DISCOVERED
>MOVE NC.ZMA FROM UNIVERSE-B TO UNIVERSE-A
>Y/N?
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>>7815753
Y
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>>7815753
>N
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>>7815768
>UNIVERSE-A ALREADY CONTAINS NC.ZMA
>UNABLE TO REPLACE
>WOULD YOU LIKE TO MOVE NC.ZMA (1) TO UNIVERSE-A ?
>>7815778
>NULL:ERROR
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>>7815656
Hey Sylvie
Did you bring that here or is that from the kitchen
Looks pretty sharp
Be careful with that please
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>>7815593
I really have no idea how to open this...
Brute force, or search for a code?
-Yanmega
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>>7815794
Y
N
M
IDK
CYRTQ
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>>7815428
I'd say it's the resident Honedge in my neck of the woods, but it's rude to refer to him as a knife.
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>>7815801
Probably best to search for a code first, if we can't find anything I can try breaking it open.
>Sandslash takes a quick look around the room
>odds = why would you expect them to keep the code in the same room as the safe, silly Sandslash
>evens = why did they keep the code in the same room as the safe, this is ever so slightly suspicious
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>>7815799
Yes it's my knife, never know when you'll need one.
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>>7815809
>MOVING NC.ZMA (1) TO UNIVERSE-A
>ESTIMATED TIME
>3 HOURS
>SEARCHING FOR ADMIN
>...
>...
>...
>LORD JOSIAH
>CHECKING BLOODLINE
>...
>LIVING RELATIVE FOUND
>JOHN
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>>7815878
Uh...
That was easy.
2-1-0-6-7-6...
>Enters the code into the safe
>It clicks open ominously
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>>7815897
That's one method of keeping safe
Or slicing Berries
Or cutting up whatever Frankies cooks
Speaking of Frankie I think I hear him at the door
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>>7815981
Oh good I wanted to talk to him about something.
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>>7815909
what
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>>7815926
...Weird how they just left the code in here with the safe, doesn't seem very secure.
See anything inside?
>Sandslash can't see past Yanmega
>also I can't think of something interesting to put in the safe
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>>7815997
>RANGE FINDING PROGRAM HAS FOUND
>THREE OTHER RELATIVES
>RAY
>S.B.
>UNKNOWN
>...

>ARRIVAL IN 2.75 HOURS
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>>7815993
>click-creeeeak
Hey there, Sylvie. Hey there, Vapey.
>Pets
How are you doing, huh? Sorry about being gone so much, work's been a killer...
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>>7816031
>Yanmega moves aside, and lets him see inside.
>The safe has a few guard uniforms, as well as two pairs of light security armor, and some tasers, none of which work due to battery leakage and electronic decay
>There is also a small box in the safe, labeled "last resort", which contains a lone revolver.
>Evens, it has a single bullet
>Odds, it is broken beyond repair.
-Yanmega
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>>7816137
...I'm not sure what to say about that.
This stuff must have been here for a long time, by the looks of those broken tasers.
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>>7816056
Okay, like... what the fuck.
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>>7816056
Who is unkown
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>>7816326
It is a mystery.

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE
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>>7816084
>happy fairy pupper noises
Oh hi Frankie! It's fine you're gone so much I understand you have to work. I need to talk to you about something, if you're not too tired that is.
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>>7815753
Jirachi why are you forcing a Necrozma plot after Noodles canceled his and before you try to say it isn't you I know it isn't Bones, Bork, Turts, Sandslash, Yanmega, or >rape given the IPs up to that point so you're the likeliest suspect. I'd be fine with it if you would include people in the thread but you went ahead and went 'my owner are these 2 discord people' so instead of being something potentially interesting it's just going to be yet another circlejerk
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>>7816263
Nothing of value...
Well, we can always check out the other safes.
-Yanmega
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>>7816423
>Frankie slavsquats and chuckles.
I'm never too tired to chat with you.
What's up?
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>...
>POKEMON FOUND IN BLOODLINE
>...
>DELETING DOUBTS ABOUT LORD JOSIAH
>NUMBER OF ADMINS KEEPS INCREASING
>THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS
>>7816324
>RUNNING DEFENSE PROTOCOL
>WHAT THE FUCK
>BOOTING PRISMATIC LASER
>>7816326
>DATA NOT FOUND
>>7816432
>...
>RUN SELF DESTRUCT?
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>>7816432
hey.
buddy.
could you like, maybe
not?
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>>7816056
>try to not panic
>panic
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>>7816521
N
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>>7816432
can someone tell me why people post like this because i really want to kown
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>>7816483
>fidgets
Well it's about Zorro, I'm worried about him... Ever since Xerneas had us do that job for him Zorro's been hearing voices and I think he's starting to grow disdain for humans.
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>>7816554
>Frankie: try not to panic
>Panic just a little bit
Hearing voices? That's not good, that's not good at all...
As for being angry with humans, how angry are we talking here?
Did the, er, 'job' have anything to do with why he's acting like this?
Did he mention anything he saw?
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuuuuuuuck...
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>>7816436
Yeah, looks like it.
Well, on to the next safe, I guess.
>Sandslash is ready to follow again
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>Jirachi got butthurt and went offline
loooooooooooooooooooooool
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>>7816620
why are you like this
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>>7816521
>run lewd.exe
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>>7816538
Want to grab some coffee and snag some snack food?
Might as well, given our possible impending destruction.
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>>7816540
>COMMAND ACCEPTED
>>7816666
>...
>QUADS: RECOGNIZED
>LEWD.EXE: CREATED
>RUNNING...
>...
>...
>...
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>>7816580
I saw what he saw and it was pretty gruesome but I'm also of the mindset that the actions of a few bad humans don't paint the picture for the rest of humanity.
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>>7816696
Beats having an existential crisis. Let's go.
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>>7816580
Frankie are you okay
You look like you're sweating
Deep breaths, Frankie
>Comforting Snugs
>>7816768
I only smelled it and that's all I need to know.
>More Calming Snugs
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>>7816768
>Frankie pauses
Um... what did you...
>>7816813
Do I even... want to know?
Is this why the cops won't say anything about...?
Fuuuuck.
>Heavy sigh
I'm worried too. I really want to talk to Zorro...
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>>7815778
.... What? Do you need me for something?
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>>7816601
>Leads him to the captain's quarters
>She pulls a painting off the wall, revealing a small personal safe
Think there's a code around?
-Yanmega
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>>7816883
we werent calling for you skitters
go back to gay purgatory
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>>7816883
We have possible impending company of a legendary power grade.
I'm hoping to not get dead.
>>7816801
>Git That Coffee
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>>7816620
no really anon why are you like this
i want to kown
and maybe have a chat idfk
i dont generally care about the dickery you do
but you upset jiji
so now im getting on your case
you probably have my discord so shoot me something on there
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>>7816913
Well. I was more or less making a joke about using "N" as an abbreviation for "No", but if my assistance is necessary I will help.
However, I doubt my aid will be needed.
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>>7816741
>NC.ZMA HAS CRASHED
>BOOT FILES CORRUPTED
>BLOODLINE FILES CORRUPTED
>REBOOTING TO LAST RESTORE POINT
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>>7816866
I can tell you if you really want to know but...
>stares intently at Frankie
You're probably better off not knowing the specifics
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>>7816996
>Frankie sighs.
I'll take your word for it.
It'll be okay.
I'll talk with Zorro when I see him next. I promise.
>Hugs
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Hey Jirachi I'm PMing you reply faggot
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>>7817267
dude
seriously
if you want to fuck with someone fuck with me
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>>7816890
I mean, it's worth a look.
>Sandslash looks around for anything that could resemble a code
>odds = nothing in here
>evens = there's a bit of paper on Sandslash's foot
It's really strange how there are just safes lying around everything on this ship, I'm half expecting a ghost type to jump out of one of them.
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>>7817162
>Returns the hug
I just hope he won't be mad I told you about this.
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>>7816996
Hey sorry i stormed off.

I had to take care of something!
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(uh im just going to drop this necrozma plot i guess since no one is replying to necrozma and it seems like i made something bad happen sorry i was planning on having a joke about how 99% of the thread was related to lord josiah but i guess i fucked up whatever ill go back to avoiding rping)
>I THINK I AM LOST
>CONNECTION LOST...
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>>7817375
That would be bad...
Or someone puts traps in the safe...
>Nervous laughter
Do you think we could brute force it?
To be honest, this safe looks sort of flimsy...
-Yanmega
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>>7817416
What were you doing?
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>>7817450
(You're fine, just ignore that anon. No one in Discord actually blames you for what he said. As for no replies, most people are just busy at the moment, but I'll try and make the time.)
PROVIDE APPROXIMATE LOCATION?
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>>7817416
>Frankie pets the firefox
Hey there... can we talk?
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>>7816980
>>7817450
....what the hell....
>No, we're NOT trying to hack Necrozma again
>No, not even to get it's bloodlines files
>Let's pretend I don't have an extended family
(It's fine man, some posters here are just really slow to reply and the joke was good)
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>>7817481
Some training! What were YOU doing?

>>7817514
uuuh yes? I did not do it though.
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>>7817533
Well, I heard that you saw some things that really shook you up recently.
I, um, also heard that you've been hearing angry voices? That's... very worrying, I'll be honest, Zorro.
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>>7817533
Uh... nothing.
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>>7817566
I uuh. I do not know what you are talking about! All I did was kill some poachers! I do not know anything about 'voices'?

>>7817582
What do you mean? how were you not doing anything?
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>>7817476
>worried Sandslash noises
...I kind of don't want to try opening it now.
I mean it's probably nothing, but now that I'm imagining both traps and ghosts in that safe I'd rather leave it alone.
How about we just go watch the sunset from the deck instead?
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>>7817647
Open iiiiiiit you scaredy-shrew
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>>7817631
Vapey told me you really resent humans in general because of what you found on that boat you burnt.
It's... it was pretty bad, huh?
>Fuschiafag: worry
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>>7817631
Behold: nothing
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>>7817679
I do not resent anyone I think... I feel... confused. Humans here seem to think little of me. I feel small. The boat just confirmed my suspicions.

>>7817727
Impressive....
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>>7817778
I know, right?
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>>7817664
...Fine, I'll try ONCE.
If I can't get through I'm going up to the deck to chill and think about stuff.
>Sandslash uses slash on the safe

>>7817778
Uh...Zorro.
Did you by any chance get a weird feeling a few hours ago?
I did and for some reason also thought of you.
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>>7817505
>>7817530
(i might pick it back up later for now just consider him lost and not posting sorry for the shit i started)
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>>7817880
(you didn't start anything man, don't worry about it)
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>>7817778
>Fuschiafag sighs and pats the qt
People can be jerks sometimes.
You're not small, though. You've done a great thing stopping those poachers, and you're tougher and smarter than most people give you credit for
Don't let jerk townies get you down.
I respect you, Zorro.
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>>7817647
Well...
Let's finish this one, and then watch the sunset.
Stand back.
>Sonic booms the Safe's door
>Evens, the locking mechanism is destroyed. Yanmega peeks inside.
>Odds, the safe is blown open, scattering the contents and metal shrapnel around the room.
>Double odds, the sonic boom deflects off the safe, and hits Sandslash
-Yanmega
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>>7817880
(Mate, you didn't start anything. It's just an anon being a dick. You wanna just funpost for now? I got tons of open funpost characters if you're down for it.)
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>>7817778
Zorro
You're the strongest Pokemon in this whole town
You're nice and caring too
Definitely the head of the team here
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>>7817931
>Sandslash's claw is fucked again
Dammit, it's a good thing these grow ba-
>the safe blows open
>roll to react fast and make sure nothing hits Yanmega
>dubsodds = Sandslash misses Yanmega and basically just tackles a wall headfirst
>odds = nothing was going to hit her anyway, Sandslash basically just tackled her into the wall for no reason
>evens = there was actually some shrapnel that would've damaged Yanmega's wings, Sandslash is still tackling her into a wall though
>dubsevens = same as above but Sandslash manages a perfect landing that doesn't hurt either of them
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>>7817877
I nothing out of the ordinary for me. What happened to you?

>>7817925
>hugs frankie
Really? Yeah!

>gets all excited and dances around.

>>7818016
I mean I do not like to brag or anything but I KNOW i am the strongest! I want to burn all the evil things away.
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>>7817880
>hands a brick

Use this on the next asscrack. Don't let randos get ya down.
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>>7818112
Ow...
>Is unintentionally pinned down by Sandslash
Thanks, I guess...
>Glance over to the safe contents, scattered over the room
>A few broken bottles of valuable antique wine, a fancy combat knife, some aged papers and letters...
>And the skeleton of a Zigzagoon, wearing a captain's hat
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Croags is way too cool for me
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>>7817902
(ok)
>>7817989
(uh maybe later)
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>>7818151
...Weird. I just had a really uneasy feeling pass through me for a moment.
Seems like I'm the only one that noticed it so I guess it's just me being paranoid...

>>7818211
Sorry!
I was worried something might hit you...
>Sandslash gets up off Yanmega
Do you need me to go get you a potion or something?
>Sandslash hasn't even looked to see what had been in the safe, he's too worried about Yanmega
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>>7818341
I should be fine...
Thanks for protecting me.
>Gets up, a little dizzy
Let's not attack safes like that again...
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>>7818388
You can say that again.
So how about that suns-
>Sandslash finally notices all the stuff from safe
>especially the Zigzagoon skeleton
...What?
...I really hope that isn't who I think it might be...
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>>7817450
(Hey dude, mind if I try too use you're dimensional shenanigans to try and bring in something for a plot I've been planning on doing? Just a mini arc nothing to big)
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>>7818545
Same here...
What do those papers say?
-Yanmega
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>>7817836
>does nothing
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>>7818634
(yeah go ahead just have your character go through a portal or whatever)
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>>7818654
I dunno, I'll go have a look...
>Sandslash collapses on top of some of the papers, exhausted
>Sandslash is asleep!
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>>7818803
Hey you're doing it! good work.
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>>7818803
>>7818821
>Also does nothing
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>>7818833
>flops down and proceeds to do nothing
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>>7818833
>>7818843
>Fuschiafag flops down and does nothing as well
>This must look quite silly
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>>7818808
(Thanks mate, I'll do it as soon as my phone actually stops lagging and downloads the pictures)
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>>7818325
(Neeeevermind I don't think I'll be able to post at all tonight, considering they just threatened to beat me within an inch of my life twice if I didn't get in a "better mood". Good luck with your Necrozma plot dude. )
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>>7818821
>>7818833
>>7818870
sometimes doing nothing is good. It is quiet in my head and stuff.
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>>7818906
(gl man if i have any problems ill stop you)
>>7818947
(sweet fucking hell ill come over there and beat them within an inch of their lives with a hammer)
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>>7819007
Yeah it's comfy
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>>7819024
(Come find me mate, I live in Montana. )
(I guess I'll get a chance to chat and RP again whenever they decide they've had enough of isolating and manipulating me. )
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>>7819156
doing nothing is boring though... Not enough fire.
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>>7819254
Well what would you rather be doing then?
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>>7819336
I dunno. Xerneas has not been around to give me any more jobs. Been kind of hanging out again. What do you want to do?
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>>7819381
>knock knock knock
>Somebody's at the door.
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>>7819448
I'll get it
>run to and open door
Who is it?
>>
Kantofag here. Anyone heard about some pokemon thing ran by some Valerie person?
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>>7819487
Hello there~!
Is this the residence of 'Sylvie' and 'Zorro'?
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>>7819489
I have not.

>>7819505
Well Frankie lives here. me and syvlie live here to. What do you need?
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>>7819523
I just got an invite down to Fuschia City for some... I don't know this letter is really vague. Just something about bringing my pokemon?
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>>7819588
Oh ok. Well Fuschia City is super nice right now! The local McGhetsis has really good food!
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>>7819588
Oh, just some friendly sparring, if you're all up to it.
>>7819523
Oh, a friend of mine told me that somebody was interested in a crash course in fight training. So, I dropped by~.
>>
>>7819643
Well I'll come up from Cinnabar I guess.
>>7819707
Neat. I'll check it out, this isn't some... Rocket thing in disguise is it?
Why me anyway? I just work with fossil pokemon.
>>
>>7819707
Will it get me stronger?! I am in!

>>7819744
Cool! I like to meet new people.
>>
>>7819744
>I just work with fossil pokemon.
the meat man they want to eat your pokeys
>>
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>>7819707
...I'd take you up on your offer but my body says 'no', sorry.
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>>7819744
Nope~! I'm originally from Kalos, I don't think Rocket would even take me. Besides, I've got a reputation back home to uphold.
>>7819780
Magnifique~!
>>
>>7819780
I'll catch you soon. Flyin' high.
>>7819799
I mean Tyrantrum meat probably doesn't taste great but whatever.
>>7819836
Gotcha. I'll see you guys soon then.
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>>7819836
Awesome! So what do we do first?

>>7819865
Stay safe!
>>
>>7819865
>>7819942
Well, first I should bring my friends out to play~.

>Out come Mawile, Ribombee, Azumarill, Gardevoir, Dedenne, and Mimikyu!
>(Sorry for no stitched-together team photo)

Say hello, everyone~!
>>
>>7820023
Do we battle then?
>>
>>7819942
Grazie.
>>7820023
>Fairy types.
Woo...
Uh, how about you let foxy there go first?
>>
>>7819942
>>7820023
>Slugma slithers in
Hello. New friends?
(I'm considering dropping slugma, mostly because he doesn't really serve that much of a purpose, and just gets awkwardly shoehorned into whatever plot there is.)
(Not fully decided on it yet, though.)
>>
>>7820066
If you'd like~!

Grace, go!
>The Gardevoir's up first!
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>>7820023
>>7819942
whas goin' on?
>>
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>>7820090
Yeah they are pretty cool!
(I would hate to see slugma dropped but i understand. Maybe try to work on making it more natural to get into the plot? I really like slugma!)

>>7820187
Battle!

>>7820175
>fire blast
>>
>>7820187
Stay out of this Hateboner
>>
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>>7815428
do i count?
>>
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>>7820205
(what?)
>>7820203
Who are we battling and why?
>>7820090
(I'd hate to see slugma go too but I understand if you can't figure out how to get him going into things)
>>
>>7820240
K N I F E W I F E
>>
>>7820205
>Projecting
>>
>>7820187
A battle, cutie~!

>>7820203
>Barely avoided!
>Gardevoir uses Moonblast!

>0 SpA Gardevoir Psychic vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Ninetales: 42-49 (19 - 22.2%) -- possible 5HKO

>>7820205
>( thats not hateboner-kun, have your (You) and pls go)
>>
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>>7820250
Train!

>>7820263
>jumped out of the way and
>anotha fire blast
>>
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>>7820203
Battle, huh?
...
I might sit this one out.
I'm pretty weak...
(I'm really at a loss of what to do with the character. Really don't want to drop him, but it may come down to it if I can't think of anything to do with him.)
(I might try giving him a plot arc)
>>
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(Testing, is Colress here?)

>Chuckles waits on his bed in the medbay, worried out of his mind. He has a right to be, after all... his voice hangs in the balance.
>>
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>>7820269
>whiff
> 0 SpA Gardevoir Psychic vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Ninetales: 42-49 (19 - 22.2%) -- possible 5HKO

You can do it, Grace!
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>>7820269
Oh okay!
>>7820322
>Sylvie used Hyper Voice!
252+ SpA Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 16 HP / 252 SpD Gardevoir: 66-78 (45.5 - 53.7%) -- 34.4% chance to 2HKO
>>
>>7820322 here
>gotta run for a bit, IRL shit going down rip me 5 ever
>>
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>>7820296
...
>UNIT TWO: OFFER TO DO THE PROCEDURE YOURSELF
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>>7820281
Ok! watch and learn-
(zorro is in for that. they are best friends ect.)

>>7820322
>crit why

> gets up slowly after that one
Ow.
>fire blast again!

>>7820333
(nice trips. ok no prob.)
Break time?
>>
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>>7820338
>Chuckles allows the robug autodoc to fix his voice.
>Seal proceeds to hope to Arceus that it doesn't end up like Christine Royce.
>>
>>7820406
TO WORK
>UNIT TWO: ADMINISTER ANESTHESIA
-Unit Two
>>
>>7820406
>>7820416
>It's not like Christine Royce's
>It's like Justin Bieber's
>Presuming this procedure succeeds, anyway
>>
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>>7820406
Heheh good luck
>>
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>>7820406
>0296
>...
>>UNIT TWO: OFFER TO DO THE PROCEDURE YOURSELF
>>>
> Anonymous 02/21/17(Tue)18:26:20 No.7820347 â–¶
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>>>7820281
>Ok! watch and learn-
>(zorro is in for that. they are best friends ect.)
>>>7820322
>>crit why
>> gets up slowly after that one
>Ow.
>>fire blast again!
>>>7820333
>(nice trips. ok no prob.)
>Break time?
>>7820406
>>>7820338 (seal)
>fix
>seal
>>
>>7820457
....

Do you want out? I want to let you out.
>>
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>>7820347
Well...I have good news.
I found another buyer for one of my statues. And he's offering a lot of money for it.
Going to deliver it soon.
Anyways, how are you, Zorro?
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>>7820427
>But why, Arceus
>>7820457
>what
>>7820416
>Seal is pushed into the land of Nod
>>
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>>7820474
I can help, especially since there's nothing else to do down here
>>
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>>7820474
>4 â–¶
>File: tumblr_STATIC_4x3fa8j1vn2(help).gif (127 KB, 500x500)
>>>7820457 (gengy)
>....
>Do you want out? I want to let you out.
>>7820497
>w are you, Zorro?
>>>
> Anonymous 02/21/17(Tue)18:38:54 No.7820497 â–¶
>File: red.jpg (422 KB, 1078x899)
>>>7820427
>>But why, Arceus
>>>7820457 (me)
>>what
>>>7820416
>>Seal is pushed into the land of Nod
>replace
>??????????????
>new
>throat
>replac
>replace
>replace
>replace
>kil another
>kill another
>replace
>>
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i'm back in my hotel room and have one last week here in orre, i think i'll just have live it to the fullest, and rodger if you are here can you please come back to the hotel room our let's go for another date.
it was for both times and i want to have another
>>
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>>7820483
That is great! You are going to be rich. what are you going to do with all that money? I am doing well today though. My old friends came back and tried to get me in trouble earlier but-

>>7820520
I am here? I told you to to be quiet for now because they do no know and stuff.
>>
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>>7820520
Are... are you saying to kill Pornarina to take his larynx and implant it into Chuckles...?!
>>
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>>7820582
>Are... are you saying to kill Pornarina to take his larynx and implant it into Chuckles...?!
Eeeehh?
>>
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>>7820572
>File: 180px-hero_Ninetales_CBF.png (63 KB, 180x235)
>>>7820483
>That is great! You are going to be rich. what are you going to do with all that money? I am doing well today though. My old friends came back and tried to get me in trouble earlier but-
>>>7820520 (blood)
>I am here? I told me? me? me.?? me??
>>7820582
>o.7820582 â–¶
>File: shutup.png (20 KB, 128x128)
>>>7820520 (icandoitmyself)
>45
>45
>45
>45
>>7820606
>46:09 No.7820606 â–¶
>File: 1479009090788.png (117 KB, 640 45 45 45 45)
>??????
>unneeded
>>
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>>7820582
As much as I like Chuckles, I would rather avoid an unnecessary murder
>>
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>>7820572
Honestly, it's enough to buy you guys a bigger house. Or maybe construct an arena, or pool, or something along those lines...
Anything you want, Zorro?
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>>7820606
>>7820640
I'm not saying to do that myself. I'm just trying to make heads or tails of Mr. Corrupted Communitations Array over here.

>>7820623
Uh. Okay, I'm still kinda lost, but... I THINK he just told me to shut up.

The other stuff I'm seeing still scares me.
>>
>>7820623
You really think that? Am I strong enough?

>>7820696
Whoa really!?
I would like something to make me more powerful more than anything! I doubt anything like that exists though. You are so nice...
>>
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>>7820640
>OUT GO/GO/GO (DIE)18:48:10 No.7820640 â–¶
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>>>7820582
>As much as I like Chuckles, I would rather avoid an unnecessary murder
>BREAK IT
>BREAK IT break it break it
>breakit
>coins
>coins
>>7820704
>>>7820623 (coiscoinscoinscoinscoinscoins)
>Uh. ezetazetaztetxz, I'm still kinda lost, but... I THINK he just told me to shut up.
>The other stuff I'm seeing still scares me.
>>7820725
>cares me.
>>>
> Anonymous 02/21/17(Tue)18:54:23 No.7820725 â–¶
>File: poster,420x415,f8f8f8-pad(...).jpg (31 KB, 420x460)
>>>7820623 (stronger)
>You really think that? Am I str
>fix
<fixx
>fxi
,fxi
>blessing
>>
>>7820732
Hey look it's the... virus? Didn't you tell me to die earlier?
>>
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>>7820732
I'm standing here, and you gave me an idea.
>searching
>more searching
>the...ere
>Camera Coin #5, online
Let's see what is going on here
>>
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>>7820732
>>
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>>7820732
Okay then, uh... could you please tell us where and who you are?
>>
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>>7820732

Just trying to decipher this is making me itchy...

Uhmmm... how about this...

>run debug.exe
>>
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>>7820732
Yes i know! I really want to! I do not think I am strong though....
>>
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>>7820788
...Uhm, excuse me, mind telling me who you are?

-Zeta the Porygon-Z
>>
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>>7820725
We could buy stat boosting items...
You know, like those expensive nutrients. Zinc, protein, you know...
And also items to use in combat. Such as an assault vest, or life orb...
Lots of options.
>>
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>>7820811

Oh hey, my designation is Lambda, sorry. Didn't mean to confuse anyone here. I'm just passing through before sleep mode. Don't mind me.
>>
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>>7820788
>Anonymous 02/21/17(Tue)18:56:48 No.7820755 â–¶
>File: fa0b01041b26edbc1ba6bb1bc(...).jpg (45 KB, 680x680)
>>>7820732 (You)
>Hey look it's the... virus? Didn't you tell me to die earlier?
>>>
> Anonymous 02/21/17(Tue)18:45:54 No.7820778 â–¶
>File: 48527456_p0.jpg (135 KB, 500x700)
>>>7820732 (whatcoingwhereisti)
>I'm standing here, and you gave me an idea.
>>searching
>>more searching
>>the...ere
>>Camera Coin #5, online
>Let's see what is going on here
>>>
> Anonymous 02/21/17(Tue)18:45:30 No.7820786 â–¶
>File: heheh.png (277 KB, 665x707)
>>>7820732 (punpun)
>>>
> Anonymous 02/21/17(Tue)18:45:31 No.7824587 â–¶
>File: helpme.png (32 KB, 219x217)
>>>7820745 (gonegonegonegoneogneogogneong)
>Okay then, 45... could you please tell us where and who 45u are?
>>>gone
> Anonymous 02/21/17(Tue)18:59:33 No.7820788 â–¶
>File: tumblr_nbavze96Cb1sk5oq0o1_4555.png (94 KB, 440x460)
>>>7820732 (np npnononono)
>Just trying to decipher this is making me itchy...
>Uhmmm... how about this...
>>run debug.exe
>cccccccc
<skyattack
>>7820808
>No.7820808 â–¶
>File: wescape_muc4q8yg6C1qjr3m8o(...).png (675 KB, 1241x723)
>>>7820732 (blood ironironrionriorniornironrionr)
>Yes i know! I really want to! I
>blessinglbblesssingvlessibnebd
>this
><grant boon
<good
>>
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>>7820853

Hmmm... try examining his image in a text editor. I remember some "Sombra" figure doing this a while back. The data output might decipher something.
>>
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>>7820853
>>
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>>7820853
I know you're HERE, reveal yourself.

>>7820837
>Lambda
Are you per chance related, or were related to Team Galactic?
>>
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>>7820837
>>7820902
>Lambda
>Lambda being before Mu
>Alpha through Mu (yes, including Zeta) being the designations of the first 12 "release model" Porygon-Zs, each one sent to a different dimension by Galactic... not a single one returning until a short while ago

...Lambda...? As in... THE Lambda?

-Zeta
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>>7820815
Yeah! Those sound great! They can not be that much can they?

>>7820853
yeah? Where to?
>>
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>>7820923

At one point, yes, but I'd like to put that part of my life behind me.
>>
>>7820945

Yeah... I'm not sure what you're trying to insinuate here.
>>
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>>7820946
They are quite pricey, but we'll have plenty of money. Just need to sell him the statue, and we'll be set.
>>
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>>7820923
>Anonymous 02/21/17(jvc)19:08:45 jvc7820923 â–¶>>7820951
>File: 44287812_p0.jpg (994 KB, 2000jvc2000)
>>>7820853 (Ymeu)
>I know you're HERE, reveal y doors? doors doors doors
>click
>click
.click
>>7820946
>>>
> Anonymous 02/21/17(Tue)19:10:16 No.7820946 â–¶
>File: gohome_v_2_45_xous54.png (125 KB, 505x498)
>>>7820815
>Yeah! Those sound great! They can not be that much can they?
>>>7820853 (You)
>yeah? Where to?
>far
>far
fffar
metal breajk the metal metal metal metal metal
ssteel type
>>
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>>7820990
>>7820951
...It's me, Zeta.

...Have you seen any of the others...? I'd thought you were all gone for good...

>>7821030
...I still can't make heads or tails of you.
>>
>>7821008
Oh really? When are you selling it? Can i see that statue?

>>7821030
Are you not already home? Are you lost? I would like to help you! I am always here for you.
>>
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>>7821030
...what do you want with Jay?
>>
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>>7821054

Zeta... zeta... I'm sorry... I remember you, but barely. Lots of EM interference wherever I was sent. Fried a lot of my memory. Some major events remain, but I barely remember a thing. Mostly just... static. The only thing other than the interference from the other dimension I remember was this whitish, translucent... jellicent-like creature.

~λ
>>
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>>7821131
He said he'd be sending out someone to meet me...And confirm the sale.
It's out back, if you want to look.
>There is a large Rayquaza statue in the backyard
I think it's worth what he's paying me for it.
>>
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>>7821162
....... I know where you went.
>>
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i'll just stay on my hotel room for tonight
i think today was too much adventure for me
>>
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>>7821054
>Anonymous 02/21/17(Tue)19:18:51 No.7821054 â–¶
>File: zetacanyouhearme.png (456 KB, 950x950)
>>>7820990
>>>7820951
>...It's me, Watchthis
>...Have you seen any of the others...? I'd thought you were all gone for good...
>>>7821030 (corrupt?)
>...I still can't make heads or tails of youmee eme.
>>7821131
>Anonymous 02/21/17(Tue)19:22:33 No.7821131 â–¶
>File: safe_gdtac_045____038_feu(...).png (444 KB, 1045x700)
>>>7821008
>Oh really? When are you selling it? Can i see that statue?
>>>7821030 (zorro)
>boon
>blessing
>rest
>train
>>7821143
>whatdoyouwantiwhthim 02/45/45(Tue)19:23:45 No.AAAAA43 â–¶
>File: 51940785_p0.jpg (32 KB, 680x680)
>>>7821030 (jvc?)
>...what do you want with ?JayVeeCee?
>>
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>>7821162
...At least it sounds like it was nicer than where I went. My entire data storage unit was fried by where I ended up, and when I was able to get that fixed... let's just say the images that came out of that weren't pleasant.

I still have the contents of my memories backed up on a drive, but I expunged most of it for my own sanity. Though... I still remember that it was dark and...

...Something about tentacles, and something with six legs.

>>7821235
...Yes, I can hear you. Kinda. What's coming through is really, really corrupted.

...Can you tell us who you are? Give us a name, a species.

...

Are you a Porygon-Z?
>>
>>7821167
>loks at the statue in awe.
Wow! You really out did yourself here.... This thing is absolutely beautiful!


>>7821235
What is 45? I am not good with numbers.
>smiles
I think I you will fit right in.
>>
>>7821286
...Expunged most of it from my own head, I mean.
-Zeta
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>>7821162
Maybe I could recover some of your memory, depending on for how much time you have been active since the interference.
Still, you got out a lot better than Zeta here, originally.

>>7821235
What do you want with any of us?
>>
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It rained a bit today but the clouds are gone now and the stars are out.
How are you all?
>>
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>>7821286
>>>7821235 (blood)
>...Yes, I can hear you. Kinda. What's coming through is really, really corrupted.
>...Can you tell us who you are? Give us a NAME?>, a species.
>.enter name
>Are you a Porygon-Z?
>eneter name
>>7821291
>>>7821235 (45)
>What is 45 important imporatant? I am not good with numbers.
>>smiles
>I think I you will fit right in.
>rest
>>7821328
>>7821328
>>7821328>>7821328
>e the interference.
>Still, you got out a lot better than Zeta here, originally.
>>>7821235 (cannwetalkinreal)
>cope ope n open it up open it ip
>What do you want with any of us?
>whatdoiwantwhatdoiwantwhatdoiwantwhatdoingwant
>>7821328
>>7821328
>>7821328
>>7821328
>>
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>>7821400
You can not!

you could get in trouble....
>>
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>>7821400
...Jay? Ball. NOW
>>
>>7821400
>>7821470
...I'm honestly tempted to trace its IP and go to it... but something tells me that'd be unsafe. Should I?
-Zeta, site won't let me upload pic.
>>
>>7821468
>:49:14 No.7821468 â–¶
>File: VX5uwoT.jpg (157 KB, 1120x1080)
>>>7821400 (i am blood i am iron i am the thing o)
>You can not!
>you could get in trouble....
>rest
>>7821470
>15 No.7821470 â–¶
>File: 44291452_p0.png (331 KB, 1000x1000)
>>>7821400 (a hunt hint hint)
[email protected]
>w eamail
>espires
>>7821528
>12 No.7821528 â–¶
>>>7821400 (You)
>>>7821470
>...I'm honestly tempted to trace its IP and go to it... but something tells me that'd be unsafe. Should I?
>-Zeta, site won't let me upload pic.
hell
>>
>>7821291
>>7821291
Thank you.
>A honchkrow lands by the statue
>Waves to Slugma
I think that's him.
Hold on for a bit, Zorro.
>Slugma slithers off to him
>They talk for a while
>Eventually, Slugma comes back
He says he's going to pay me at his house. But I need to go there first.
>Grabs his pokeball
I should be back soon, and then we can buy lots of cool things. Okay?
See you later, Zorro.
>He enters the pokeball, and the honchkrow flies off with it.
>>
>>7821540
(u better come fuggin come back i need closure)

Yeah okay!
>waving

>>7821538
>rest..?

rest like sleep? I am tired. You want control of something?
>>
>>7821606
(I'm doing a plot thing with this)
(Not killing off the character)
>>
>>7821606
-zorro
>>7821615
(ok good. I am interested. )
>>
>>7821384
Very tired
>>
>>7821384
Spooked out.

>>7821528
Don't. Too dangerous.

>>7821538
...2 keys...

-SB
>>
>>7821745
...I honestly don't get it. What keys? What door?

(For threadfags, the email I got is here: http://pastebin.com/VPYYQBjX )
>>
(Image uploading won't work if you haven't realized this, this is sightwide, just tag your user/mon instead for the time being)
>>
>>7822046
(wow rude)
>>
11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
>>
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>>7822129
>>
>>7822148
(Fucking. I test *one* image as a joke and it actually goes through. Was is this bs?)
>>
>>7822148
Nice.

-Wood guy
>>
>>7822148
...?
>>
>>7822148
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
NiceNiceNiceNiceNiceNice
>>
>>7822201
sup?
>Apparently the only image of mine getting through today is that lewd one
>So just know
>The eyebrows are going full waggle man
>>7822220
>God damnit
>This is what I get for tempting fate
>And not changing image names from what the download was
-Dave, tempted fate and suffered for it
>>
well, i'm bored i'll go take a nice hot bath and then polish myself, no one peeks
>>
>>7822317
>peeks

-No one
>>
>>7822327
hey, stop looking
>covers herself
-bisharp
>>
>>7822351
KNIFE WIFE
>>
>>7822360
KNAIFU
>>
>>7822360
if its for someone to peek it's reconguy, stop looking
>throws soap at peeker
-bisharp
>>
>Chuckles the Primarina is still under the effects of anaesthesia.
>Unit Two should probably go ahead with the surgery.
>>
>>7822471
...SORRY
>UNIT TWO: DO THE SURGERY THING
-Unit Two
>>
>knaifu is finishing bathing herself, gets a towel and covers herself
>carefully looks arounds and grabs a whetstone and a polishing rag
-bisharp
>>
>>7822495
HOT KNIFE WIFE
>>
>>7822495
BUTTER ME UP
>>
>>7822480
(So how are we going to roll for effectiveness and recovery time? Should we say that Unit Two was able to fully repair his larynx because you got evens?)
>>
>>7822510
(We can go for a full repair but Chuckles is gonna be unable to talk for a bit while his throat heals.)
>>
>>7822509
>>7822502
sorry but i there is only one person in my mind right now, sorry, men and women of the world
>starts polishing her blades to be sharp, shiny and beatiful
-bisharp
>>
>>7822516
(Sounds good. Let's say... four days.

Mainly because having it take a week will throw up the same kind of problems I had for having his organs replaced require a week to heal.

Four days should be enough to get the point across.)
>>
>>7822541
he proababaly bailed you, girl i'm a better man than him for you
>>
>>7822573
(Sounds fine with me! Colress rper said that's fine. You can go for 2 if you really want to. Also if anyone wants units three or four go ahead and grab them but remember all units have to listen to the ones above them and Colress so don't fuck around.)
>>
fug
>>
>>7822627
hug
>>
>>7822627
what?
-fug
>>
>>7822638
bug
>>
>>7822645
tug
>>
>bisharp starts polishing herself
>sounds of sharpening and polishing can be heard
-bisharp
>>
>>7822657
rug
>>
>>7822664
nug
>>
THIS IS A HOLDUP
GIVE ME THE IMAGES
>>
FUG THE BUG
THE
BUG
>>
>>7822661
>is watching through a hell o' vision and drooling at watching bisharp

Oh.... my....

>Drool

-Deerling
>>
>>7822681
no i will not
-durantanon
>>
>>7822676
what are you gonna do
shoot me?
>>
>>7822696
YES
>BANG
>>
>>7822670
dug
>>
>>7822595
(All right, sounds good. I'll go for 2 then)

>Chuckles is now all repaired.
>Unfortunately, you can't just screw in new parts... he'll have to let the surgery site heal before he uses his voice.

>Of course, he's still knocked out and doesn't know how long he needs to wait.
>>
>>7822686
>gets i small shiver
what was that?
>goes back to polishing
>>
>>7822708
mug
>>
>>7822723
jug
>>
>>7822723
Fug the mug and rug
>>
>>7822723
rub
>>
>>7822734
pug
>>
>>7822766
lug
>>
>>7822772
snug
>>
>>7822786
nug
>>
>>7822795
i already said nug
i win
smug
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7822799
drug
>>
well i'm almost over
now i just need to polish my legs
>bisharp is polishing her legs
-bisharp
>>
>>7822799
ah shit
didnt see that
lemme fix this with
>slug
and
>chug
>>
>>7822813
plug
>>
>>7822814
>record it
>>
>>7822814
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot you fry an egg
>>
>>7822823
>start polishing her thighs unaware that she is being recorded
>>
>>7822840
>bisharp start to polish her thigs faster and starts muttering reconguy's name
-bisharp
>>
>>7822840
>>7822930
>recording
>>
>bisharp finishes polishing
>start panting lewdly
>put the polishing rag and whetstone in ther usual place and plops in her bed
>>
>>7823022
>go to sell the lewdtape
>>
>goes to sleep unawared of the invasor
-bisharp
>>
whats even going on anymore
-dave
>>
>>7823589
We're getting a moment of peace.
>>
>>7823603
i mean
sounds like a trap to me dude
random peace doesnt just like
fucking pop out of nowhere like some sort of damn butt trick
-dave
>>
Well, durant seems to be enjoying
i still need to give her a name
-durantanon
>>
Can someone help me i was petting my durant on my lap and grabbed my hand with her mandibles, she did not bite me she just grabbed my hand for a moment and looked at me, but not in a threatening way
what does that mean?
>>
>>7823861
She likes you.
>>
>>7823861
Kiss the bug.
>>
>>7823878
S-she likes me?
in a friend way right?
Like i'm a good friend to her and she feels safe with me?
-Durantanon
>>
>>7823920
Definitely yes, maybe more.
>>
>>7823925
I guess since i saved her life she trusts me, well i'll be sure to be her friend
And keep her safe
-Durantanon
>>
>>7823956
If she gets even more affectionate, a visit to a psych could help uncover her true feelings.
>>
>>7824104
Well, yeah, i'll what happens if that happenens but i don't know what would i do in that situation
I-i mean i'm not against human and pokemon relations. I would just be unsure of myself
>>
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Test
>>
And lo, helix said;

LET THERE BE IMAGES!
>>
>A tumbleweed blows through the thread
>>
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>>7824594
>Teddy grabs the tumbleweed and begins to process it
>Stripping it, shredding it
>He then places the shredded tumbleweed in a stone bowl and lights it on fire
>He then watches the smoke rise in the air, wondering why he did this in the first place
>>
>>7824622
>Oh
>That's why

>Teddy begins purifying the courtyard (especially the location of Tree's blood altar) with his new smudging stick

>Also, images seem to be borked again
>>
>>7824622
>That tumbleweed was a tangela dying of thirst
>Which you just eviscerated and set fire to
>At least it's good for what you're using it for
>>
>>7824680
>that result happening on a crit win instead of a critfail
>Implying Theodore wouldn't have stopped as soon as he saw that the tangela had feet and/or eyes

>Nope, it's a normal, non-living, non-Pokemon tumbleweed
>>
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>>7824733
>Really because my smoldering corpse says otherwise
>>
>>7824748
(No seriously, you can't say "oh hey, whoops, by doing that you just killed a Pokemon that you would've seen was a Pokemon and stopped in your tracks long before you started".

It just doesn't work like that. Characters have eyes and can use them. Your own pic gives a huge smoking gun that a Tangela would be a Tangela and a tumbleweed would be a tumbleweed- the red feet.

Now, if >>7824622 had been odd dubs- a "critfail"- then I would roll with it and have Theodore panic, because there would be reason for things to go terribly wrong. As it is, it's even dubs- a "crit success"- and thus things went really well. Hence >>7824640.)
>>
new thread

>>7824806
>>7824806
>>7824806

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAgS6gpoyc8
>>
>>7824796
I mean I was gonna fuck around as a tumble weed till someone tore it the fuck up before I could post again so.
Yeah.
>>
>>7824817
Well, the thing is, you never made any indication in the original post that you were anything but a tumbleweed.
>>
>>7824825
Yeah okay dude, whatever.
Maybe try not tearing shit up immediately in the future.
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