Pokephilia thread
Post the pokemon you want to fuck the most
Post your desired harem
Post the pokemon you want to breed
Pokewaifu and pokewaifu(male) allowed
Topic of the thread: Which eeveelution is the sexiest?
>>7814494
>Which eeveelution is the sexiest?
Espeon!
>>7814742
True that
Why do people usually give eeveelutions dog dicks or cone dicks?
>>7814804
because they're sexy
>>7814804
To make them more feral I guess
>>7814911
But I mean why specifically those 2?
Eeveelutions are cat-dog things right?
So shouldn't their dicks also be a cross between a cats and dogs?
>>7815001
Eevees are based on fennic foxes
>>7815001
>>7815034
I'm pretty sure they're based on different kinds of dogs, foxes and cats, varying from each one of course. Some look more cat-like, some look more dog-like.
But they're similar/different enough that it kinda works no matter what kind of dick you put on them, especially because they're also fictional monsters
Heres a better question.
Why are eeveelutions hardly ever drawn with fortune cookies?
>>7815077
You could also just google what animals each one is based off of. Also, I tend to draw Vapoeons with porpice cock, versus canid/vulpine/feline, but of course as you said, they're fictional. I just hate when they're drawn with human cock, if I wanted to see humanoid cock, I'd go look at human cocks.
>>7815182
Because they look gross
>>7815182
Cause most pokemon furs are really just normies, and fortune cookie is too beastial for them, even though most drawn male Eevees and their evolutions, have feral cocks. Gotta love me some fortune cookie
>>7815200
What about fortune cookie pussy makes it any grosser than humanoid pussy, they're both wet holes you put penis into, the former is just triangular
>>7815218
>>7815233
everything this guy draws manages to be completely disgusting
>>7815233
He's one of those normies you were talking about.
>>7815248
That's just like, your opinion man.
But that doesn't answer the question
>>7815256
Yeah so, you're a normie faggot who doesn't belong in /trash/, no need to explain further.
You can't claim objectivity when it's clearly a subjective matter.
>>7815256
Newsflash you're a normie
It's not in anyway being a prick to point this out to you
jesus christ why are you furfags so autistic when it comes to eevees
>>7815262
something something anthropomorphization
>>7815291
>>7815293
do not bully
>>7815311
I'm not being a bully, you're objectively a normie ;3
>>7815291
>>7815293
>Hell yeah fucking these fictional animals is awesome bro
>Lets talk about different cocks on eevees! I like the dog cock ones!
>Wait, whats that? You dont like the gross-looking vaginas?
>Normie faggot reeeeeeee
>You're only allowed to enjoy fantasizing about fucking little puppy monster things the way I do!
>>7815256
>Looks
>Objective
Pick one, faggot, human pussy is subjectively inferior to all others.
>>7815329
u r objectively a bully
>>7815331
Normies getting triggered
autism
>>7815331
He an enjoy whatever he likes, it's claiming that one objectively looks better is the problem here. It's entirely a subjective matter.
>greentexting your perspective
Looks like you need to lurk moar kiddo
>>7815365
I dont know, I thought;
>you're a normie faggot who doesn't belong in /trash/
Was the problem here, not someone having the audacity to prefer more attractive vaginas on their fictional animals
i objectively think this slapfight is silly
>>7815350
Now, THAT would be subjective. I think you might be new here.
>>7815386
>Isn't even posting porn with his argument
Your wasting posts mate.
>>7815397
Why does the Ice Vulpix look so much bigger
Kinda ruins it
Cum inside your pokemon everyday!
>>7815408
I would post porn, but you assholes havent exactly made me feel welcome
>>7815386
Are you unaware of how things work around here, I feel like you're pretty new here.
>>7815410
Because perspective
>>7815432
Then leave and stop wasting posts, or post porn/lewds.
>>7815392
I objectively think this slapfight has made the thread more lively
>>7815432
Haha what a shit excuse man you like what even is internet bullying just don't reply haha.
Less whining about vagina types more porn
>ywn be a shota eevee who get endlessly molested by his 8 older sisters
First time I hear the term fortune cookie. I like that.
>>7815077
Eevee is a fennec fox
Flareon is a Fennec fox crossed with a pomeranian dog.
Jolteon is a fox crossed with a manx cat
Vaporeon is a fox crossed with a dolphin
Espeon is purely a cat.
Umbreon is a rabbit crossed with a mustelid of some kind, likely a skunk(Poison sweat and strong smell)
Glaceon is an arctic fox crossed with a snow hare
Leafeon is a stray cat crossed with a plant
Sylveon is a cat crossed with a rabbit and a rubber band, which is why it is the lewdest Eeveelution.
>>7815427
Is it immoral to use condoms when fucking your pokemon?
>>7815814
>tfw condom fetish
Only immoral if you dont let them drink the cum, and if you dont give them at least one nice creampie in the end
>>7815689
Popsicle does not go in there!
>>7815814
Only if you don't poke a hole in it before hand.
>>7814550
>>7815248
speak for yourself.
Yes! Finally! The Eevee thread! YES!!
More sylveon please!
>>7816055
Rest of the sylveon stuff I have is gay else I'd post it.
>>7816170
So long as they have cute feminine penises i don't see the problem.
>>7816170
>>7816055
Got you covered.
>>7816055
>>7816170
>>7816187
The prolem is this is the straight thread, if you want gay girlyboi 'eons go to the gay thread.
>>7816354
Read the OP faggot
>Pokewaifu and pokewaifu(male) allowed
>>7816119
Salazzle ma nigga, gateway pokemon for scalies
>>7816170
Don't worry, both are ok, but you can post them here:
>>7752658
Thanks anon!
>>7816507
Somebody's already posted my itameshi translations there, oh well.
>>7816377
And? The OP is a faggot, keep the gay shit in gay threads, keep the girls in the waifu threads.
>>7815530
Anything besides gay or tranny Sylveon feels wrong
if we're doin sylveon might as well repost from last thread
>>7817471
Did robosylveon draw that or just somebody good at mimicking styles?
>Alright you two
>You know I love you both, but unfortunately, this bed is only big enough for two...
>So I've come up with a solution.
>The two of you will try to make each other cum
>First one to cum loses, and has to go back in the Pokéball
>Winner spends the night in bed with me
>Whenever you're ready
I wanna FUCK a Pokemon!
>>7815475
Sauce/moar? I love male Espeons
>>7815352
That's one sexy looking vaporeon.
>>7817209
>gay
Yes
>femboy
Yes
>tranny
Fuck off
>>7814804
I've seen espeons with cat dicks
It depends on the artist
i want a cute reuniculis gf thatll milk my prostate
Been trying to post this but it keeps saying upload fail, so here's a link: http://undergroundartwork.tumblr.com/image/145256189317
It's Sylveon with hyper pussy.
>>7823538
I'm sorry but that angle just makes her look so poorly proportioned.
Make the head bigger or fix the neck or angle cause it looks really goofy and not at all sexy.
>>7814804
They're best when given uncut cocks. Even when feral. Double especially if it makes someone upset.
:^)
>>7823766
Thanks dude :)
>>7815352
Honestly, I'm wondering how would the world be if humans were male only amd pokemons were female only. Let's just say this, if Arcues got bored of the same typical tradition that we all know he decided to spice things up a bit or more. Boom. Now Arcues allow his human males marrying and understanding female Pokémons and he would have to clarify some new rules for the new world. Exactly, how would it look like in 20 years later? What kind of movies they'll make? What kind of SJW pokemons would say? I would honestly love to discuss about this!
>>7823814
if you're the artist, don't shrug off free constructive criticism learn from it.
if you're shitposting about the anons remark you might as well go follow dobson, cause that's where you'll end up.
>>7823826
I'd go fuck Arceus in his divine asshole until he made male Pokemon.
Then I'd have him make me immortal so I could fuck his god-pucker forever. And also Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina's.
Post more vaporeon, including that tail, thats the most arousing part for me weirdly
Which eeveelution has the biggest boobs?
>>7817795
It looks like it came from here on /trash/
it's hotter knowing its of a sfw artist
>>7815849
yes it does!
What kind of pokecock is the best?
>>7814742
Flareon is better.
>>7815182
Feral Dicks look better then Feral Pussy.
>>7825758
Careful, apparently saying this makes you a normie who should fuck off out the thread
>>7814494
Even though I fap to quite a few pokemons, Zoroark is the only contender I'd have for wife-ing. Plus I could probably teach and raise her babies on English
>>7824120
No, I was actually saying thank you, I like getting constructive criticism. Must have been the smiley face that sent the wrong message.
>>7825790
t. butthurt normie
>>7825974
you've got an innovative mind on ya anon
>>7826010
>this coming from a normie
lol
How do i get a Flareon irl?
>>7826170
All i want is one and maybe a Glaceon to go with it.
>>7826170
Just gotta take a trip to the pokemon world
>>7826223
Japan?
>>7826242
>vagina
>that tail
???
fucking normies
>>7826298
please stop embarrassing yourself
>>7826323
Its cause it has male pikachus tail.
>>7826350
There was a time before pokemon had gender differences kiddo
Are you going to get mad at all old porn?
>>7826379
Then let me show you something thats really going to trigger you
>>7826425
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>7826441
We're not done yet
>>7826379
>im not the autist who only likes the feral cunts
prove it
>>7826460
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7826469
here
>>7826493
How does this one make you feel?
>>7826578
much better <3
>>7826614
Well at least you're paying attention
Which is better pokewaifu or pokewaifu(male)?
>>7824691
None of them cause foxes have teats, not boobs.
>>7825956
For the record :) :3 :^) etc are shorthand for "Fuck you I'm shitposting" on 4Chan. If you're new here you may wish to Lurk Moar.
>>7826642
>Tranny garbage
>>7827447
Teats are too rare
Why are they so best?
>>7827447
Alright, thanks.
>>7815689
> stray cat crossed with a plant
kek
>>7828225
Is this a JoJo reference?
>>7827703
Because 6 or more places to pleasure instead of 2. I'm more a fan of udders though, Miltank is life itself.
>>7827012
Left is pure, right only wants the money moolah MOCHIEROOOOOOO
>>7828796
As somebody who likes Sylveon, those bows trigger me.
>>7826298
>not being into pokeporn before gender differences were introduced
Who are you calling a "normie", newfag? I bet "evstudio" doesn't ring any bells for you.
It was a great place, that old evstudio.
>>7829798
not him but in the olden days I got 99% of my pokemon porn from agnph, what the fuck is evstudio?
>>7830053
It was a Japanese oekaki/upload board where AGNPH got its pokemon porn from.
pokemon lay eggs
>>7830191
Oh neat, i'm guessing it's not around anymore?
>>7830224
Yes they do.
>>7830263
Yeah, it's been out for like a decade. Still recall its domain from time to time: http://aoba.sakura.ne.jp/~esa/poke/
One time, years after it went down, I googled some plans to bring it back on a new domain, but it seems they never came through.
>>7830395
Ah, rip.
http://ev-studio.net/
Wait what. Not the good old site and looks clumsy, but it's still something.
Delcatty story, anyone?
http://pastebin.com/ZLYeKXqF
>>7830493
neat
>>7830493
Not very many pictures there, must not have been up for long?
>>7832083
Yeah, judging by how it was accidental find, it's probably not known in Japan itself. It also requires registration for R-18, but something tells me there won't be much.
>>7832211
Yeah I registered and this is all there is.
>>7824542
>His
Blasphemy.
>>7832393
>YOURE SUCH A NERD
Heh, gave me a chuckle
>>7832393
>>7824542
>Turning God into your mindbroken sex-slave.
>>7832733
Not gonna lie, I could get into that
>tfw I'll never be a faithful Lopunny
Requesting Shy bomb gal getting her flimsy skirt lifted and her huge ass groped by a hand
>>7833775
>Arceus
>not a herm
Sacrilege of the worst caliber
>>7823538
Oy very I know you're there. What's with the Roserade drawing teasing on the Tumblr? Is it a purposeful crop?
>>7834102
Oh you dick
>>7832229
That absol and braixen pictures look pretty neat. Post them, please.
>>7833508
>be Lopunny
>get stuffed with Master's dick and pumped full of his cum
>several times a day every day
Let's face it, this is exactly what would happen.
>>7833508
>>tfw I'll never be a faithful Lopunny
>Lopunny is smiling
You whore. Be faithful to your master.
>>7836337
Just because Glaceon is an Ice-type doesn't mean (s)he's literally made of ice you fuckle
>>7837583
Magcargo is made out of magma, it could easily dissolve living matter, you fuckwit. If you wanna argue semantics about fictional animals on a porn board at least learn something about them. Or are you one of those vp newfags who started with XY?
>>7835055
>Hypno will never force you to have wet dreams every night for it to feed on
>>7836337
>>7837583
>>7837959
I'd fuck's Glaceon's Eeveepussy so hard it'd melt from the heat our hot love-making would produce.
Are there writefags here?
If so requesting anything with fem mewtwo
Disastermon here,
geez these threads are going fast atm
Hope i'm not long forgotten since it's been a while
I have a feeling that I'll be working on something soon, although, it's for a friend, so won't be one of the requests some of you made in the past
>>7838345
I think there's 2 of us, I'm one, and then I think the only other one is lego3 who doesn't write often, but I'll get your request noted down, I can't promise if/when it'll be out though.
>>7838462
>Disastermon
>>7838176
>>7838211
Thank you!
>>7838490
'Tis tru, I am a slut
pastebin link if anyone new here wants to check out my stories, some are... better than others
http://pastebin.com/u/Disastermon
>>7837959
Then tell me, why if it's her skin melting off, why can't I see her red, meaty insides? Why are blue globs falling of her? There's stupid arguments and then there's people who don't know how matter fucking works
>>7833508
>be Lopunny
>mega evolve
>bring low the gods via high jump kick
Finished this for an art trade.
>>7840139
Nice mellobutt. Surprised that the asshole isn't visible at that angle. Would still motorboat/10
>>7840183
Didn't think it would look right from that angle, but you can use your imagination.
Well this is strange
What is your guys opinions on pokemon fusions?
Well?
>>7842170
Meh.
They're kinda weird. They can be funny at times, but mostly they just remind me of donut steels.
I'd rather have my pokemon as actual pokemon.
Arceus, Pikachu should not be put in clothes!
>>7827461
>people cannot change themselves
Who beat this belief into you and why are you so gullible?
I only entertain the fact you like to bring it up
>>7844719
Translation?
Sword is for breeding
/r/ing a Pokemon for a skinny 5 inch penis
>>7845554
Roselia
>>7846339
Saving that for later...
I want to take the umbreon's knot
>>7842170
At best they're hideous and goofy, at worst, which is more typical, they're hideous, autistic and DONUT STEEL edgelords.
Yours is hideous and goofy.
>Pokemon are people
>>7842170
Most of them are shit but some are cute in a goofy sort of way.
>>7842170
I hate the concept, and can just about tolerate Kyurem because it's a 1-time thing, and the theme/gimmick of the Pokemon.
Trying to make fusions of other Pokemon is deviantart-tier
>>7848340
benis
>>7842708
Absolutely
>>7851133
Why does Mawile work so well as a male?
I want to fuck the sword!!!
I want /him/ to mindfuck me
Severely underrated
taking any cute pokemon requests
the nicer the hips the better
>>7859618
look at the OP
you see that pokemon?
sylveon
>>7859618
Lilligant getting her butt slapped by an admirer, embarrassing her
>>7859628
not interested
>>7859618
We need more Lurantis.
>>7859785
Oooh OR. That is a round flower butt that is worthy of a spank.
This is pretty damn good.
Although optional, do you think the hand can crash down on the ass to show off some wobble?
>>7859618
Tsareena stepping on a dick
I really want to fug a Primarina recently
>>7859618
Requesting >>7859634 but with a Primarina that likes it
>>7857083
Nice booty in that dress
>>7859618
Florges buttjob
Up
>>7859637
>Shit taste confirmed
>>7859618
Thicc sylveon getting hotdogged
>>7859618
Wide hipped Kirlia comparing butts with her skinny neesan Gardevoir
>>7865637
I second this
>tfw still not Lopunny
>>7866816
what would you do as a lopunny?
>>7838271
one of my all time fav doujin
>>7847318
>paheal filename with dick badly shopped out
100% triggered.
>>7867643
Got the pic with the dick?
>>7834127
Alright anon here's the completed picture, I don't know if you were the one requesting it but, enjoy.
Gard isn't particularly tall is she? Her slender long frame makes her seem tall but is she just a womanlet?
>>7870682
5 feet, 03 inches.
1.6 meters.
So basically 4 inches shorter than me.
>>7814494
I think I remember a pornographic picture of Golisopod wearing Team Skull symbol on it, but I can't find it
>>7859618
Mienshao, female
on her back/presenting, or straddling an anon
>>7838345
http://pastebin.com/LMHEPJCH
I tried. I've never really written much before.
>>7871308
Heeeeyyy, pretty good job on that
>>7870659
Ah, I was just a curious anon, not the guy who requested Roserade. I did requested a Florges from you though.
>>7848340
>>7842170
>>7849924
*throws up externally*
these are so ugly
>>7873359
Wow, the irony
>>7873363
At least they posted a real pokemon. Mewtwo might be an ugly bitch but at least it's not a deviant art tier one.
>>7870757
>>7874224
I can at least get the date thing, as you always say the month before the day out loud (who the hell says "The Xth of XXXember" or the like?)
>>7874224
I only use imperial because most people here are americlaps.
>>7873418
mewtwo ain't ugly, but the picture he posted sure is
>>7874311
Britfag here, lots of people say it like that
>>7874351
Make them learn proper units.
>>7867052
Whatever my trainer would want me to do.
>>7872869
Alright, gonna be working on that one soon.
>>7874643
Not him but over here we don't say that as often. We still do say it though. I agree with the meters thing too. It really sucks.
>>7875828
That opens some awfully lewd possibilities.
>that pic
Unf.
don't die on me
>>7874634
Nah, it's about par for the course, pretty decent in fact. Not nearly as hideous as those abominations.
>>7875719
>Make them learn proper units
>Posts an improperly drawn Charizard
???
How is it that overgrown lizard gets even uglier when you humanize it?
>>7874634
I like Mewtwo.
>>7877323
The way this guy draws Mewtwo reminds me so much of l1zardman.
>>7877392
nigga do you even filename
>>7874643
Then they're all FAAAAGGS
>>7877631
>>7877819
kek, nice job
>>7859618
Requesting Lucy the Gardevoir getting that big juicy, delectable ass squeezed either a thumb pushing into her asshole, or one hand spanking a cheek
>>7877819
Fancy work. Doing any more?
>>7859835
Got some
>>7877819
Why do they both have man face? Why do their faces look like they're modified rage faces? Why do you not understand the difference between wide hipped and fatass with completely fucked proportions?
>>7878170
It's not his fault, the requester just asked for shit pokemon that consist of simple faces on a headball.
we're on Page 10.
Next thread when you're ready: >>7878725