HG thread.
302nd Express Games!
>>7807551
>First 24
Reigen Arataka
>>7807551
Kaito
>>7807551
Ringo
Nrvnqsr Chaos
Undead Ban
>>7807551
Ash Crimson
>>7807551
>>7807555
Sir integra fairbrook wingates hellsing.
Rubick
>>7807551
Some Girl
>>7807551
Suz
>>7807551
Fluorette
>>7807551
Darth Vader
>>7807551
James Storm
>>7807551
Smolgore
>>7807551
Haze Stratos
Lana
>>7807551
Yoshimitsu the Immortal
>>7807551
Little Toy Robot
GO1
Velvet Scarlatina
Squid Girl
>>7807551
What In Tarnation
Ichigo
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>7807551
Saya
>>7807551
Akane Yagyu
>>7807551
Maria and Harusame
Check it out.
>>7807647
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>7807630
>>7807639
Swap for next in line.
>>7807647
>>7807647
Swap please.
>>7807577
>>7807643
>>7807647
My teammate's some little girl? Wow, really bringing out your best and brightest, aren't you? Whatever, I'm still game.
>>7807647
Let's do this!
>>7807647
Ikki tousen!
>>7807647
Well, I was goink to swap out, but since the other people already did I guess it's time for me to have some fun, right ~de geso?
Let's not waste any more time.
Kiss me rinoa.
>>7807770
Rinoa is Suz.
>>7807774
That just makes it hotter
>>7807763
Again...
>>7807763
Fare thee well, warriors of fate! My hope for our weapons to clash grows like a planted seed!
Flat is ____
>>7807763
>Rubick places a hand lazily on the bottom of the crate, straining his voice to make it sound like he's putting some effort in
Huh...heavy...lifting...hey...friends? Huff...huff...
>>7807802
Rrrrrrrrrrubick!
>>7807763
Day one.
>>7807586
>>7807564
They don't come out that fast, at least one every three and a half years, which is a while given growing speed of technology.
>>7807818
I, uhh...I can't get it open...
>>7807818
MY SHRIMP ~DE GESO!!!
>Tries to find even a morsel of shrimp among the charred remains of her camp.
>>7807818
Hey, thanks for saving me little guy! I promise I'll find you some nice, juicy pedophi- I mean meat some time later, ok?
>>7807812
Nice to see you're still around, friend.
>>7807818
>Rubick continues pulling the trigger despite the "clicking" sound emanating from the gun. He then points the gun at his face while still pulling the trigger
This is the first time such an event has happened. What a flimsy tool, I guess this shows that sorcery truly is the superior.
>>7807801
injustice
>>7807801
Justice! That mantra is one the children taught me!
>>7807818
It appears I am too high to be noticed. This I needth to look into!
>>7807826
How are you so sure it won't be sped up hmm?
>>7807875
Too peaceful of a first night. All the attempts are unsuccessful.
>>7807885
Obviously ~de geso.
>>7807885
Ye have the aim of blind woman!
>He attempts to parry the oncoming arrows but they are just too far.
Train, I cannot with this!
>>7807866
I'm not, I'm not a fortune teller or anything like that.
>>7807885
Day two.
>>7807929
I like the gold ones the best!
>>7807885
I think it is now customary for the consumers of my culinary delights to "kiss the chef," however I would rather you two abstain. Thank you for your praise, friends!
>>7807929
...heh. I would love to see you people take on my father. The attempt would amuse me greatly.
>>7807929
This shall make a successful side weapon to the sword of Yoshimitsu. Now I can attack from all angles Hahahahahaha!
>>7807929
Nothink can beat the accuracy of my ten tentacles ~de geso!
>>7807942
Night two.
>>7807969
>Twang! Right into another tree. Yoshimitsu puts it down and ponders his existence.
Train I must with this! This be no beginner's weapon!
>>7807965
what about the accuracy of my dick into your ass
>>7807969
Day three.
>>7807925
So you won't even know if they decide to suddenly release the next version. Then you'll be behind two updates. How sad!
>>7807969
>>7808009
>Stands unmoving.
Hehehe... Even if you wanted to hit me, you wouldn't be able to. I'm stronger than you could ever hope to be ~de geso.
>>7808021
...Where's my shrimp ~de geso?
>>7808021
>>7808030
Hahahaha! The arrows be nothing from a distraction from what I really desired! Ye fell for my trap!
>>7808047
You took my shrimp ~de geso...?
>>7808041
I come back to see that I lost
That's no fun
>>7808041
Night three.
>>7808022
Well I never had a V2 I jumped from V1 to V3, so I'll probably just have to wait for V5 to come out.. I wonder what my new design will look like.
>>7808065
Of course, promises are broken quite easily.
>>7808060
It was not I that did the deed. It be someone else that stolen what was not yours.
>>7808065
Namu namu namu. If these be words than mine are as well!
>>7808061
i know that feel, bro
>>7808065
I like humans ~de geso.
>>7808095
You'd better tell me who it was before I take out my frustration on you ~de geso.
>>7808065
Day four.
>>7808021
Hey, what do you think you're doing?! Are you some kind of earth rabbit? In any case, exterminating traitors is a part of my job description, so...
>>7808065
Hey there! I'm from, uh,
>Desperately trying to think of somewhere on Earth, the lunar rabbit's mind wanders back to transmissions recovered from the attempted invasion of the moon close to 50 years ago
Houston! Yes, I'm from Houston.
>>7808113
That's no ocean of mine ~de geso.
>>7808116
Houston? I've never heard of any place like that before. Are you tryink to trick me or somethink ~de geso...?
>>7808113
>With a pained yelp, he drops the sword he's named after. It glowing in very violently.
The sword! It desires evil!
>>7808112
Ye saw me with thine own eyes, child. I have nary a clue as to who stolen them.
>>7808128
Night four.
>>7808069
Wait, they change your looks as well?
>>7808148
Damn ~de geso!
>>7808150
>>7808143
I can assure you that I'm telling you the truth! I'm just a human girl from houston, and I swear we don't have any problems! It's uh ...on another continent, yeah!
>>7808150
Ow! These are really sensitive, you know?
>>7808150
It would hath captured my soul if I was in it's path! The deed is done!
>>7808172
Still your tongue! A child shant be using that language. Tell me. Why do ye desire those prawns?
Who do you look up to, HG?
>>7808150
Day five.
>>7808177
Well then, tell me more about it so that I know what to expect when my inkvasion of mankind makes it that far ~de geso.
>>7808194
Why do you think?! So I can eat them ~de geso!
>>7808204
I don't remember capturink any prisoners! I don't take prisoners ~de geso!
>>7808157
The changes are very minor but they do, I personally like my V1 look better because a see through scarf is silly.
>>7808204
ARENA EVENT
>>7808204
I've not dabbled in poison since my run-in with the Venomancer. It'd be good to get reacquainted.
>>7808196
I follow no man. Nay, there areth those do follow me!
>>7808204
No jail can hold I, the great Yoshimitsu! I shall always find a way to escape!
>>7808217
Thine plight is heard and pondered by I, Yoshimitsu. Ye shall have your prawns back by the end of moon's descent!
>>7808247
This be humorous. Yoshimitsu threw away all shackles of life! Including love!
>>7808217
>The rabbit gulps, sweat forming at her brow as she desperately tries to come up with something to say about this "Houston"
Well ... um... The conditions there are really hostile! So bad that you'll die if you don't wear a special protective suit. I left mine at home obviously because it's much nicer here! Oh, and when we want to show ownership of something, we put a flag on it, with lots of stars and some stripes on it. It's a pretty dangerous place, so I hope your ... "inkvasion" is prepared!
>>7808281
Now who's hungry?
>>7808297
This be of no use to anyone in this state.
>He menacingly points his sword to the inanimate food.
Away with ye before I strike ye down!
>>7808297
I vowed to protect him with my life, so my prospects are looking dim if it comes to a battle between us. I like to think I'm a Magus of my word, but any crazy event can happen in this arena so who knows?
>>7808224
So which version is the black one?
>>7808270
Do that and I'll consider forgivink you for tryink to gill me earlier. Normally I'm not so generous, so you should be pretty grateful ~de geso.
>>7808286
...That sounds nice ~de geso.
If I made my base of operations there, then no human could ever hope to try and attack me because of that suit stuff ~de geso...
>Evil grin.
You should take me there ~de geso!
>>7808297
You all went to the feast, didn't you?
>>7808337
Stealing from a thief? Dishonorable! Pay with thine lives! Hajime!
>>7808337
Rrrrrrrrrrrrubick!
>>7808337
We've been caught out, friends. It looks like we may have to fight.
>>7808337
The answer's more obvious than you think.
>>7808383
Congratulations to Yoshimitsu!
And thanks for playing!
>>7808336
A thief's promise is stronger than steel! Ye shall be reunited with your with thine stolen goods before the clock strikes the second hour.
>>7808383
Shisoku zeku! May heaven;s net be wide enough to capture you all!
>>7808396
Fourteenth? God, my skills really are slipping. I guess I need to go practice on some more pedos! Thanks for hosting this I guess. Fuck you, but thanks.
>>7808383
>Rubick clutches Vader's helmet as the life slowly fades out of his eyes, his hands trembling
Ahhh...I broke my promise...
I don't...know why...I care...I hardly know you...in fact...that promise...I don't know why I made it...
>Rubick passes on after a couple of strained, drawn-out, overly ellipseseesed final words
>>7808396
Congratulations to the other gang for their victory, and thanks for hosting.
>>7808396
Gg no re
>>7808413
I'll be waitink ~de geso.
>>7808336
Here
That is a terrible exaggeration
I hosted on a computer at earliest 3-5 months ago.
Meaning most of the time I have been here I have hosted on a tablet.
Hell there was even a point when My games, despite being slow, despite being on a fucking tablet was liked as much as deans or mokous.
I dont give a fuck about the yous, each and every one of you could remove the reply when speaking to me it means nothing.
What DOES concern me is fucking thirty of you decided to lurk and not even bother rping at all because of drama or a slow/bad host.
What DOES concern me, is were too busy backstabbing each other over petty shit from 5+ FUCKING MONTHS AGO
Even the fucking erpfags and drawfags have more of a backbone.
ITS NO FUCKING SURPRISE WEVE BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY CIRCLE OF 4CHAN TO THE POINT WHEN EVEN 8 HATES US, with the games in this state.
You dont want me to host, fine
I flat out refuse to.
Because only YOU can make the community better and Im fed up of telling you this fact.
See you tomorrow.
>>7808442
>>7808383
Immortal indeed. Congratulations. And thank you for this trial.
>>7808369
Eh, you were here to see that were you? Sorry to disappoint.
>>7808328
The.. the black one? I only have the two.
>>7808396
Congratulations Yoshi!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>7808336
>Now beginning to look visibly distressed, the lunar rabbit frantically attempts to come up with a reason for why the squid's request would be impossible.
I-I can't do that because umm.. I've been exiled! Yeeah, I committed a great crime against the Houstionan overlords, and they banished me from their lands. Sorry, I guess you'll have to find another way.
>>7808396
Thanks, and congrats to the winner!
>>7808396
I thank thee from the bottom of my heart for hosting this bout.
>>7808457
>>7808448
>>7808429
>>7808424
>>7808475
I thank ye as well, future apprentices. We have much to learn together.
For now I must vanish...
>>7808475
>drags back to erp
Come now bun bun
>>7808383
Congrats!
>>7808396
Thanks for hostin'!
...And return with my own bout! I, Yoshimitsu shall need 24 brave souls for this trial! Commence!
>>7808475
Ehhhh? But I really wanted to go ~de geso...
>She just looks sad now.
>>7808505
Squid Girl
>>7808457
You know, the one that looks like you, but dresses in black. We've talked about this before.
>>7808505
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7808505
James Storm
>>7808505
Rraeth
>>7808505
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>7808505
Kaito
>>7808505
Ash Crimson
>>7808505
Rubick
>>7808505
Reigen Arataka
>>7808505
Ringo
>>7808497
Aww, but I'm having fun here. I'll come back soon, 'kay?
>>7808514
Sorry, but those are the rules! I really wish I could though, I'd love to see those huma- I mean, Houstonians get what they deserve...
>>7808505
Older Toy Robot
>>7808505
Yoshikage Kira
>>7808505
King Knights wet dream
>>7808505
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7808505
The Hunter
>>7808505
SS Officer Yui
>>7808517
And like I've said before I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>7808505
Fluorette
>>7808412
Thine ears are most excellent, masked one.
>>7808439
As ye wait, tell I! Do ye be a squid or a kid? Both possibly? But it can not be!
>>7808505
Sangwoo
>>7808505
What In Tarnation
>>7808505
Little Finger
>>7808505
Long gril
>>7808505
Aaron Hernandez
>>7808505
Sliver Queen
>>7808505
A cute webber
>>7808505
Ignis Scientia
>>7808505
Maria and Harusame
>>7808505
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>7808505
Ichigo
>>7808550
Well now you do. I swear I am not going crazy, he said he was your shadow.
>>7808591
I LOVE YOU MEGUMIN
Ye have succeed in moving my heart. Needed, seven more are!
>>7808601
My shadow? M-maybe he's a stalker?! Ugh, I don't even want to think about one following me here..
>>7808532
What do you mean, Houstainian ~de geso?
Are they not humans ~de geso?
>>7808556
I'm a squid. I'm more mature than you think I am ~de geso.
>>7808625
Len
>>7808625
THE ALL-SEEING DEMON
>>7808625
Eggman-kun
>>7808625
SS Officer Mio
>>7808625
Sleepy loli
>>7808625
Ban
As ye prepare yourselves for this battle, join me in this chant. It shall clear your mind of all troubles.
Namunamunamunamunamunamunamuanamu...
>>7808648
>>7808637
>>7808664
>Swap for based Ban.
>>7808628
I'm sure you already know about Mizore and her strange hobby. So it shouldn't be that taboo. Hey he could just be a very huge fan. Which is surprising to say the least.
>>7808664
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>7808664
Let's get goink ~de geso!
>>7808604
>>7808617
Despite my presence not being as prevalent as before, I still see I have followers, kukuku...
>>7808664
I am ready to partake in this arena!
>>7808664
Let's do this!
>>7808683
>
>>7808666
>>7808664
Deny this swap. I don't need to play anymore today.
>>7808700
>Bruh I already got some in. Take it.
>>7808632
Thine appearance is deceptive! Why do ye walk among us in such conditions?
>>7808666
>>7808700
>>7808704
namunamunamu...
>>7808664
Please continue whenever you're ready.
>>7808669
But the person she's stalking isn't actually here.. I-I think? Besides I do have fans if that's so surprising.
>>7808664
Thine mind should be clear of all other desires! Begin!
>>7808714
I came to the surface to exact my revenge upon humanity! To overthrow their civilization and make them pay for their crimes against the ocean ~de geso!
>>7808730
You human...! I'll make you ALL pay ~de geso!
>>7808730
Another one on my lists of targets? Work just keeps on coming.
>>7808704
>Already have one in though man and makes me feel guilty to take the spot. This is why I always give out a spot or two if someone is late.
>>7808730
>Smolgore does not so much gather it as stuff his face with it.
>>7808730
>Three bloodbath deaths in a row
>Fuck me
I must have angered the spirits...o, mighty ones, please show me my errors, that I might righten them! I wish to be worthy!
>>7808632
Oh no, they're humans all right! That just means they're from Houston! I'm just a regular human girl, nothing too see here at all!
>She tries to stealthily hide her ears behind her head, hoping they can blend in well enough with her hair
>>7808730
Despite my best efforts to pass this spot onto another, I've been put in anyways? Hm.
I suppose I'm going to just have to put up with it.
>The arch-demon grabs hold of the jug and moves it under his arm.
At least I won't be leaving empty-handed.
>>7808745
>Ah well. I was doing the same thing for you.
>>7808730
Japan be unkind to those that areth not ready. A third has already been slain!
>>7808752
What do ye wish to throw away to gain favor, child?
>>7808738
An ambitious goal this is for a chil- er, squid. Ye think ye can do it by thine lonesome?
>>7808767
Fuck this entire slide
>>7808767
I live for the spirits' service, for they have promised me salvation and a cure. For them, I do as they wish, and they guide me in return.
>>7808767
Friends, it seems the element of surprise has failed us.
>>7808716
So you say, but she stalks everyone you silly billy.
Anyway, I'd be more worried about the shadow than her. He does say he's always behind you.
>>7808767
This is unacceptable, I'll probably lose a rank from this.. If not discharged.
>>7808787
what's wrong with it?
>>7808767
Earthly tethers such a love are distracting! Ye may say nay but the results speaks for this!
>>7808755
Hmm. Well, even if you are human, I guess since you're helpink me out with this Houston place I don't have to consider you as an enemy ~de geso.
>>7808767
>
>>7808776
Of course. I've pretty tough, you know. I've got ten deadly tentacles and a whole bunch of other stuff. Plus, I'm super smart ~de geso!
Humanity should give up while it can ~de geso.
>>7808767
That was easy! All I had'ta do was write down a buncha numbers!
>>7808813
...That was harder.
>>7808796
Wait.. She does? Then.. She doesn't really stalk anyone right? But, always behind me?
>He slowly turns to look behind himself, of course no one's there.
Is he invisible?
>>7808767
>>7808813
Normally I'd refrain from such needless violence, but in a place such as this where the dead simply to not stay that way...? The temptation is too strong!
Muhaha!
>>7808813
That doesn't suit you one bit ~de geso.
>>7808694
I- I'll get back to you tomorrow when I watch that episode
>>7808813
If thou doth pretest too much, ye shall be seeing the life draining from thine eyes. Sixteen hath already lost!
>>7808850
>>7808852
Blast it! I need mediation! Look at this first before looking at the previous one!
>>7808857
>>7808857
I don't even know how'ta do that...
>>7808831
I don't know, do I look like the guy to you? Why are you so afraid anyways?
>>7808816
Always rise, humanity seems to do! Even if ye goal doesn't co-exist peacefully with mine own, I wish ye luck on this endeavor!
>>7808882
Oh, I don't need luck. My inkvasion is a surefire success ~de geso.
>>7808872
You've never had a stalker have you? They get so bad sometimes they steal your stuff or look inside windows of your house and take pictures.. I hear some even break into houses, it's scary to think about.
>>7808857
>>7808852
They clearly be a master of penetration!
Garnet...?
>>7808905
That's them, they had Yoshi on their list just the other day.
>>7808902
Being fearless in the face of death. That be true honor.
>>7808905
>Sorry, connection's been up and down recently. What's up?
>>7808912
I know, just was taking a little bit and got worried the sim might have crashed.
>>7808843
And why should that stop us?
>>7808898
You do claim that you're a celebrity. Why not just get some bodyguards?
>>7808893
If ye do succeed, I will hath to know who is the leader of such a revolt. Thou's name!
>>7808917
Nothing, nevermind. Please continue and ignore me.
>>7808917
Never accept tea from the odd-bodied!
>>7808917
Your resistance is commendable, but not without consequence.
>>7808934
And have them stay at my house all night? That sounds unnecessary and expensive.. A stalker wouldn't try to hurt me... Probably.
>>7808937
Alright. Don't worry about the sim crashing. I remember to save it everytime now.
>>7808948
The stars show me that it wouldth be peaceful this day. But for how long? 30 are dead by the fourth day.
>>7808969
A clash of odd bodies can only hath one victor!
Ah, it must not have heard of the tale of the Yuki-Onna.
>>7808957
Yeah, youre probably right it do-
>Ash suddenly points behind Kaito
Kaito watch out he's right behind you!
>>7808988
You can only lose so much before your lack of skills get you slain. 33 wait for heaven's judgement the fifth day.
>>7808936
*Thine
>>7809010
Go James
>>7808994
I-I just checked, you saw me check..
>He turns his head to look behind him just in case.
See? Nothing.
good night HG
>>7809010
A dishonorable yet decisive victory!
>>7809020
>Thanks anon. Playing Yoshi can be fun ut tiring, I wish I just had a dictionary for this stuff.
>>7809046
Lord LIttlefinger, ye be the winner and may live another day!
>>7809046
: c
>>7809046
>it worked
Gg no re
Thanks for game
>>7809048
Thanks for the match.
Talim is better than you though.
>>7809048
The deed is done!
>>7809046
I'm one of the only other people with an ava that uses ye olde speech, it's something I've picked up. But a proper guide would be great.
>>7809048
Congratulations, hand, and thank you for this trial, though it was humiliating.
>>7809048
Congratulations Tiny digit!
Thank you very much for hosting Mr. Yoshi!
>Now sorry to say I'm going to pass out, sorry to leave you hanging Ash.
>>7809027
Heehee~ still made you look!
>>7809048
Congratulations
>>7809059
Thanks for hosting
I'm gonna try making a wincard or something.
>>7809069
Good night to you.
>>7809090
Fluorette
>>7809043
Fare thee well!
>>7809052
Towards the future you must look! This loss already be in the past!
>>7809055
>>7809058
>>7809069
>>7809082
To know that ye be all capable, that is what must be thanked!
>>7809058
I rarely cross paths with thy young woman. I, Yoshimitsu, hath no doubt that I could strike her down in a second if we were to clash.
>>7809061
>I just been trying to use tvtropes for this one. It's working so far but I think I could do much more.
>>7809048
Congrats!
>>7809059
Thanks for hostin'!
>>7809090
Yoshimitsu the Victorious
>>7809067
Ah, I forgotten about ye! Ye be welcome, child!
>>7809090
Serval
>>7809090
Sliver Queen
>>7809098
>>7809107
But of course...pardon me, but...you were the one that asked me that question, yes?
>>7809090
Lord Beerus
>>7809090
William
>>7809090
Tiny snek
>>7809090
Sexually curious rabbit
>>7809090
Vaporeon
>>7809090
James Storm
>>7809090
Tricky's Sandslash
>>7809090
Redman
>>7809090
Suz
>>7809090
Shii
>>7809090
Blake Belladonna
>>7809090
Filburt Turtle
>>7809090
Maria and Harusame
>>7809090
Ash Crimson
>>7809090
Galko
>>7809090
Mitsurugi
>>7809116
That be me, The Great Yoshimitsu that asked the question! It appears to me that ye find the heavens important.
>Yosh
>>7809090
Reigen Arataka
>>7809090
Killer Mike
>>7809144
Hi Rinoa.
>>7809168
I fucking hate you. I tried wiping my screen to get rid of the black thing on your cheek.
>>7809090
Sticky Fingaz
: l
>>7809176
>>7809175
Hi
>>7809165
They are my guide, and the sole being in the world of the physical that retains it's memory of me.
...I failed to answer you properly the original time, didn't I?
>>7809182
Spirits, show me your plan for this.
>>7809182
I accept this challenge.
Why is it that HG is so active in these hours? There have been games all fucking night.
>>7809206
NEET hours.