ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite hugger? In

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>>7807271
me

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>>7807243
>Roll to slap some sense into this clucking fool

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>>7807284
Who are you?

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>>7807271
A Servine I really like.
He gives the best hugs.

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>>7807271
I never got hugged much, and the few times when I did, I ended up hurting other people...
So, I don't really have one.

fug

>>7807304
hug

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>>7807299
Awwww
>Hug
>>7807289
It is I, Cumberchu, giver of hugs
>Hug

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>>7807265
...
>welcome to the road jolteon
>>7807274
>keep chillin
>lets see what blondie does

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>>7807291
I imagine.

>>7807289
YOU FOOL

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>>7807271
I once hugged a slowbro, we kept it up for a long time.
It was very cozy, I wished he would have responded to the kiss I gave him though.

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>>7807316
>oh fuck there is a car coming at an impossibly high speed
>its going to miss anyone on the road though, unless they specifically try to run in front of it

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>>7807315
>>7807324
I don't think I like hugs anymore...

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>>7807315
WHY!?
>Hides in his pond

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>>7807271
Stitch.
Plush hugs are the best.

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>>7807271
Oh, bro.
That's, like, a tough one.
I think it's a tie between my big bro, and, like, my Goodra friend.

>>7807291
He's up there too.

>>7807324
Hey, bro. Like, what's good?

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>>7807299
>Hug Lobster.
>>7807370
>Hug bonebando.

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>>7807393
>Hug baenette
Hi honey.

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Cocoa snugs is good snugs

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>>7807421
Agreed
Totally agreed
Cocoa snugs a best

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>wanders out into the belladonnas
>tries to eat a berry

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>>7807316
>>7807347
oh my god
you fucker
youre making me do it
fine
if i die somehow im haunting your ass
>>7807347
>Nervously watch that car though
>Geez
>With Dave's shit luck it would totally hit him if he tried to walk into the road
>Lets uh
>Wait for that car to pass before we try anything
hey talonflame?
drop a "bomb" on chicken-chan
cause apparently he wants to be a shit head

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>>7807393
Hello.
>Carefully hug the Banette back

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>>7807392
Operation "fucking with fujoshits for fun and profit (in tears)" has started. Major news outlets reported on it, fangirls have scoured the entirety of Kanto and half all other regions and they barely uncovered three locations so far, counting the start point.

Streams for the uncovered locations are up as well, you can taste the salt through TCP/IP

>>7807115
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I wish I could be Dialgas fat ass
unable to feel anything and stripped of my senses except for touch and unable to interact or do anything with the world and unable to control anything at all and totally a slave to Dialgas actions in a way that he himself eventually forgets I am there

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>>7807461
......
>Pick up the Cosmog and go back inside
I am not certain the Belladonnas can harm space dust
But I do not wish to risk it

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>>7807417
>Smooch that bonebando.
What's up?
>>7807473
>Huggo the lobster.
Doing good Shelldon. How are you?

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>>7807488
I could paint Dialgas ass on a canvas if you'd want.
Pretty sure I've done that before anyway.
But that time I painted him stuck in a house, trying to pillage it while his butt stuck out the window.

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>>7807476
This is, like, the world's best prank.
I am laughing way too much right now.
Are they on a treasure hunt and, like, not getting the clues? I thought they'd be, like, more than three clues in.

>>7807482
(Ah. Emrys won't be a problem anymore - he liked to jump the gun, sorry about that. I'm not going to force me to tell you your plot, but just let me know next time I try to GM something relevant to your plot and I'll back off.)

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>>7807463
...
>pull out knife
>cut arm open
>oh fuck im bleeding
>whoever will save me
>if a bird shit on me id probably die from an infection
>thatd be unfortunate

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>>7807498
...
Trying to not fail.
And failing at that.
Also trying to figure out what to do here, other than sit around and be useless.

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>>7807515
You're also expecting the fangirls to not be dumber than Brock's bricks.

They now randomly searching any place Blue might have been at any point in his life. They haven't yet searched anywhere close to the fourth clue. Out of 50.

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>>7807550
Chicken guy you're silly-

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>>7807550
>cosplay anon is watching from the ground leaning up against a wall
>he has gone full Hobo mode with a Bottle Of Booze
>rolling for whether is he sober enough to stand

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>>7807498
>Kissu the King
Uh, not much really. Another quiet day.

>>7807482
(( Xerneas Part-GM here. I'm looking at Hoenn and one other region for the arc I'm operating off and on, in addition to bringing Kanto players in again.
The restaurant Hotline shit was me trying to include Jacket in plot, by the way.
If you want to cool off, cool off. We'll be here if you want to jump back in at any point. ))

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>>7807597
>cosplay anon is too drunk to stand, yet alone walk
>he goes back to drinking his booze without a care

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>>7807597
>>7807634
Hiiiiiii I'm sitting in the road! Are you chicken chan's friend too?

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>>7807568
>Pat Shelldon.
Well, we're just kinda taking today off. Anything you have in mind you want to do? Maybe training with Bones?
>>7807607
>Plop on his head,
Can I chill here? Shelldon might wanna do training with yooou.

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>>7807574
Duuuuude.
How rustled are they?
I'm laughing so much, like, I think my Hidden Power might be Dark.
>>7807514
Bro.
Bro.
Do 'chu think he thought it was funny?

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>>7807580
>shrug
>offer him the knife
>>7807597
>pose sexily in the road
>wave

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>>7807730
>has a knife now
Neat

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>>7807713
Don't have anything to do around the castle...
As for training, I'd just get wrecked in one hit again, but whatever...

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>>7807726
He started liking it once I said it was a masterpiece of an ass.
I talked a bit with him about it, he seemed chill with it.

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>>7807713
Of course you can. I guess I'm up to training if that's what he wants to do.

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>>7807758
Hmm...
>>7807768
Bones... Can you think of anything we can get Shelldon to help with? Mining? Demolition?
We aren't eating him.

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>>7807730
>wave back
>>7807710
I dunno, I woke up Ziptied on his couch
Seems like a cool guy though
>goes back to chugging the alcohol

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>>7807828
What's that you're drinking?

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>>7807842
the cheapest stuff I could find in the store.
Want some?
>offer Bottle of Booze to the Jolteon

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>>7807514
>>7807762
An ass fit for a god.

>>7807726
Very rustled, fangirls camping at Pallet town and the other locations on stream, crying for Blue to drop the game and come back.
Here, let's go to the news recordings...

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>>7807750
...?
>>7807828
...
>>7807842
>>7807865
>god
>get out of the fucking road and take the booze
>no beer for zap doggo
>bap one whiff man over the head

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>>7807865
Oh! Is that alcheehawl? My master says that stuff is bad for you...

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>>7807762
Bro...
That's so rad.
Totally agree with 'chu on that too.

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>>7807883
>>7807726
>Nearing two months since former Kanto champion and gym leader Blue has seemingly disappeared, a new video has been circulating on the Internet.
>This video marks a reappearance of the fan beloved trainer, urging his admirers to search for him through clues located around the world, starting from his home town of Pallet town.
>As we speak, huge groups of fangirls have been scouring the Big 7 regions looking for the next clue, many pooling their resources for searching less accessible areas like Mount Coronet, Antarctica or the Marianas Trench
>A site that previously showed streams from the notorious pokemon rights activist known as N and the Unovan civil wars seems to be behind this campaign. Fans are trying to find a common link between it's previous streams and the search for Blue.

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>>7807892
hey,
If you wanted some you could have just asked, you know
>>7807911
nah, alchohol is great, its like happiness in a glass bottle
You should try it after masked jacket guy, is finished with it

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>>7807883
Whats this about a prank

>>7807911
Yeah i cant handle that stuff
Like at all
Sticks in my system waaaay too long
Tried it once, never again

>>7807974
Kanto resident here
I heard Blue was kind of a jerk

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>>7807911
...
>>7807985
>roll eyes
>roll to down the entire bottle
>shouldnt i have bled out by now
>oh yeah god magic

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>>7807985
I dunno he always told me it was not for young pokemon like me!

>>7808011
Oh yeah, whats it like though?

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>>7807820
Uh, I would say mining, but you need to be careful about cave-ins and rockslides with that.
And we don't really have anything that needs demolishing right now..
Also no, we're not. As much as I like joking about it, I don't do seafood.

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>>7807550
damnit
good thing talonflame is a worse aim then red
fucking
>Get over your fear of vehicular death and walk into the road
>>7807892
>Nevermind Jacket isn't in the road anymore
>They just fucking traded places
>Now Dave is alone in the road looking like a dumbass
wait
where the fuck

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>>7808035
>waves
Hi sunglasses man!

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>>7808026
It suuucks
I was dizzy and clumsy and a little nauseous
Felt a little tired-happy but not much
And then pic related happened
Not fun

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>>7808026
a few sips won't hurt, you can-
>>7808024
that was my only bottle
You owe me 80P

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>>7808035
>go grab the knight of fails
>drag him back to the apartment
>probably drunk by now
>>7808099
>wave a brick of cash in his face
>book it down the road

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>>7808033
...
Guess I'll go sit in my pond then, since I have nothing to do...

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>>7808107
...
>cosplay anon stands up
>and Drunkenly chases down the masked weirdo who drank all his booze
>roll to not trip over his own Feet and knock himself out

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>>7808151
>Cosplay anon Trips over and preforms a faceplant in the sidewalk
>he is out cold

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>>7808070
That doesn't sound fun at all...
>>7808107
>skips down the road following chicken chan and sunglasses man

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>>7808066
hey du-
>>7808107
>get dragged
oookay
back to the apartment i guess
>give his ass a kick
>dave gropius does not give empty threats damnit

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>>7808151
>>7808170
>grab c-
>>7808180
>put cosplay guy next to zap doggo
>>7808188
...
>roll to give dave a gut punch

>>7808221
wow all you do is miss huh
everyone in discord thinks youre pathetic

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>>7808221
>Missed
>Almost trips
>See this is why we don't drink
geez okay
i get it
no more ass kickings
(That anon is lying. I can give you a link if you want. )

>>7808244
this is incorrect

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>>7808221
Where did chicken chan go?

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>>7808011
He's even more of a jerk in his current condition.
Well, until this night.

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>>7808244
(yeah so does my mom doesnt phase me)
>>7808255
(no biggie maybe another time)
>grab his hand and drag him inside

>>7808279
...
>grab zap doggo and cosplay guy too

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>>7808292
I still can't believe I made Blue cry.
I have achieved greatness.

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>>7808301
weee~

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>>7808170
hhhhhhhh

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>>7808301
(>Yeah so does my mom )
(Who are you, me?)
>Dave: let yourself be dragged
so whats going on now
movie time part 2?
we gonna draw dicks on eggs face in sharpie?

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>>7808292
How's he taking this prank? I assume, like, not well.
I'm really glad we're where we are, with 'chu doing this.

>>7808306
W H A T
Bro, that's... I thought that was, like, impossible.
Drinks are on me next time 'chu're in the area.

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>>7808312
>doggo got
>>7808350
(could be)
(rping with yourself is weird dude)
>drop everyone on the couch
...
>get the sharpies
>get to drawing the dicks

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>>7808360
Fuck yeah, I'll find a way to let you know without alerting all the fans.
Might take up the form of a French Fry again.
Maybe.
But yeah, shit was beautiful.
Glorious dragon tears.

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>>7808389
(Remember children, roleplaying with yourself is called fan fiction.)
sweet
>snag a sharpie
>draw a crappy dick on the bridge of his nose
call it
how many can we get before he wakes up

>>7808244
Speak for yourself, Anon.

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>>7808360
Literally crying, and that was before the operation started.
The part that another victim of Wishening duplication was found and it was FUCKING RED as a MCharizard-Y may have contributed.

>>7808306
You've done the impossible my man.
...oh shit, Clue #4 has just been found.

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>>7808392
Okay, for that I'll even, like, cook for 'chu.
Just stay out of my big bro's boss' room. He, uh, has had bad Ditto experiences.

>>7808462
W H A T
'Chu gotta be fucking kidding.
Like, holy Arceus Mew on a longboard...

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>>7808389
Why does it smell like blood in here?
>rub some marker on paw and put paw print on bald man's head

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>>7808437
(exactly stop bein weird anon)
>hold up five fingers
>draw one on the top of his head
>get a genius idea
>im talking world changing
>write on his head
>"how about i use this as our talking method"

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>>7808462
Wait Reds a Charizard now?
Is he cute?
I always heard Red was cool

>>7808483
Whats a longboard?

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>>7808500
idk man
definitely not the corpse by the couch
nope
definitely not
where did you get that idea
>>7808587
zard red or red (red)
human red is cool
defs a cute
zard red is a dick
>>7808501
(Make me, anon.)
yeah but dude
youre gonna run out of head space
>Draw a dick on the jawline
unless we find a way to wash off sharpie

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>>7808500
>shrug
>spray some febreeze
>get zapdoggo some doggo food
>by doggo food i mean pizza
>the food of arceus himself
>>7808613
(goodbye im spreading my chicken wings and leaving forever)
...
>laugh
>draw one on his neck
>write above it
>"he's gonna wonder why the fuck theres words on him//we could always bleach him that might work"

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>>7808634
>shoot at

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>>7808483
Much like Bluezard before, he's always angry. And a loudmouth. Yes, he fucking talked.
IDK where he's now, probably having gay dragon sex with Bluezard.

>>7808587
Human Red is still cool. Redzard is more of a dick than Blue.

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>>7808658
>that was my priceless picture of my dead ex
>dick
>shoot back

>>7808672
>the gun elemental is dead for now

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>>7808634
Oh thank y-
>>7808658

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>>7808634
(Before you go I need to know)
(Why did the chicken cross the road?)
dude
kinda doubt hes gonna check himself out in the mirror
probably just fucking
hide under the couch and cry about how loud the light is
get him a bald cap when you run out of space
>Put one on an eyelid

Sup PAR, Kanto trainer here.
I've got a problem. Some out-of-towner eyeballed me but my team got all jumpy when I started talking about challenging her. Buncha wusses, I've got.
What do?

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>>7808712
... What did she look like? It is possible that your Pokemon recognized a threat that you were incapable of seeing yourself, as often is the case.

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>>7808689
>cool
>>7808693
>pat zap doggo
...?
>>7808710
(to get to the blonde kid?)
>draw one on the back of his neck
...?
>"you are seriously hilarious kid so be honest with me are you like 2 and how old is your friend with the over sized snake because rayquaza is fucking cool and i want it"

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>>7808743
Cocky, really focused on getting something or other done,
Looked like this, but with some weird necklace not caught in the pic - a pair-of-horns design or something, I dunno.

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>>7808790
>gets patted, tails waggin' and all that good stuff

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>>7808790
(Well damn. That answer works. Good job, you out bantered me. Your prize is the satisfaction of out bantering me. )
well yeah
ive existed for two years total
i think im like
a month old at this point on the timeline though
time travels a bitch
yeah mom didnt feel like waiting for kids to grow up the normal way
so me and my twin sis got uber growth hormones
pretty much an adult
still got forge docs to avoid legal shit though
and im pretty sure ruby is a vampire who has been twelve for like
ten years or something
aight man i dropped our ages how old are you
i stg if youre secretly fucking late forties or something im fucking leaving
>I would say he draws one on the forehead
>But cosplay anon is bald
>I have no idea where the forehead ends and the rest of the head begins
>Draw one behind his ear instead

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>>7808826
>feed the doggo pizza
>>7808883
(damn ship the prize to ohio baby also im getting tired so if i stop replying feel free to have dave and jolteon do some other shit dont wait up for me i dont want to be a drag)
...
>draw dick between his eyebrows
>probably a bunch of writing coming up
>"well im 29 fuckin weird time travel bullshit well whatever its nice to actually talk to you"
>flop back on couch and eat some 'za
>still want that rayquaza

>>7808823
Oh, and she was talking about her boss back in Kalos, somebody named "Valerie". Sounded stuck-up.

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>>7808944
Sounds out of your league big guy
Sorry that your blue balls are making you act up
Dont you have bug catchers to go harass instead?

>>7808743
Sounds like they picked up on something he didn't
I think she might be a friend of a friend
I hope shes coming to fuschia

>>7808944
>>7808991
>unzips gun

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>>7808939
Thaaank Youuuuu

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>>7808996
Anon what are you doing
Anon pls
Don't do a stupid Anon

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>>7808939
(How tho? You want an empty box with a piece of paper that reads "satisfaction"?)
(Don't worry about it dude, if you stopped responding I'll probs just go to bed. My sleep schedule is "keep going until people stop answering" sooo yeah. No issues here. )
""talk""
but yeah i get what you mean dude
>Kick back on the couch
>Put feet in his lap again because hey
>He hasn't stopped you yet
lets see what shit sci fi has on man

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>>7808996
. . .
Don't make me come down there.

>>7808823
She's cute. Probably neither of our types though.

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>grab a sticky notebook
>anything in greentext quotes is on stickynotes
>>7808998
...?
>"you have a trainer dude?"
>>7809017
(i mean just send me your soul thats good enough for me maaaan fucking sleep dude)
>stick a sticky note on his leg
>"you wanna like do the alola gym circuit sometime"
>>7808996
>unzips uzi
>>7809041
...?

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What's your favorite pokémon for fucking?

>>7809011
>>7809041
>>7809051
>heads down to fuschia

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>>7809051
I did but he's gone now.

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>>7809062
ur mum geg
>>7809066
>"whered he go little dude?"

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>>7809051
(Shit man might as well just hop in a box and ship myself as a whole)
(I've been functioning on four hours of sleep a day for a loooong time man, I'll be fine. )
fuck yeah man
knock one more region off my to beat list
when we starting?

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>>7809062
>>7808996
>unzips dick

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>>7809074
He got really sick and died...

>>7809062
Fuschiafag here.
In a committed relationship with >>7808991
It's pretty awesome.

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>>7809076
(i mean if you want to live in a shithole apartment with two adults thatll want you dead come on in)
>shurg
>slap another on his leg
>"tomorrow?"
>>7809087
...
>"fuck dude well you can hang out here until you get things settled"

Hey exploreranon here.
Anyone know why there's a pair of perfectly untouched tits out in Sinnoh?
I'm bagging them I guess but... What the fuck?

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>>7809115
Really, you mean it?

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>>7809133
I'd tell 'chu, bro, but 'chu wouldn't believe me.
It's a long long story and it's crazy, like, even by the last two months' standards.

>>7809114
Glad that's working out for 'chu two, bro.

>>7809166
Riiiiight. It's cold as fucking balls out here, feel free to give me the cliff notes.
I'm gonna head to a cabin and sleep. Hopefully these tits aren't cursed.

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>>7809115
(Shiiiiiiit. That fucking sucks. Don't worry mate, we can kidnap you from shitty living situations and let you join in on the gay sitcom we have planned.)
sure dude
that works
so are you like
leaving your car here or what
last i checked deloreans werent water friendly

>>7809115
the discord wants to kidnap you

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>>7809180
THEY ARE VERY CURSED BRO
GET RID OF THEM
BURY THEM AS DEEP AS 'CHU CAN
ALSO DO 'CHU HAVE A GEIGER COUNTER JUST ASKING

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>>7809133
>Horrified owl shrieking
TOSS THEM INTO THE OCEAN

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>>7809153
...
>"yeah mi casa es su casa feel free to make yourself at home"
>>7809190
(feel free to kidnap and ill hop in on the sitcom i better be getting paid though i call being the gay fonzie)
>"yeah ill leave it here or take a boat you probably have some way to magic travel dont you?"
>>7809191
(k give me the play by play guy what are they talking about have they had any food arguments why are you always telling me shit bro)

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>>7809180
It is imperative that those things be securely disposed of, preferably by going to Spear Pillar and asking Giratina himself to drag them into the Distortion World.
>>7809218
The ocean works too.

>>7809203
>>7809218
>>7809245
Uh, alright. I'm going to crash for tonight. I'll see about asking the monks at the Pillar to take these to ... one of the gods tomorrow.
Promise.

>Off to dreamland.

>>7809242
> ( That's Hateboner-Kun. He hates these threads, the Discord in particular, and the Discord's high-activity members worst of all. )

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>>7809254
TOMORROW MIGHT BE TOO LATE

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>>7809191
(Well jeez. Thanks anon, how would my jokes get repeated in thread without you?
Oh wait. I already do it myself.
See >>7809190 I beat you to it.)
>>7809242
(We're all broke as fuck though. I hope you like Monopoly money and food as a paycheck.)
(Jfc though, anon is basically telling you every single thing said in Discord. You get to be in the Discord without being in the Discord. )
(He left out the recent argument about english chips vs french fries though)
nah
used to use my klinklang for time travel
but he kinda glitched out
so im stuck here like a scrub
unless you wanna like
fucking
sit on metagross
have him fucking float from island to island

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>>7809166
Yep~
I'm gonna go snug with my bf
And maybe something else that rhymes too
Maybe

>>7809271
>>7809245
>>7809218
Whats so bad about these things
I mean theyre weird
But they wont kill the guy right?
Guys?

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>>7809260
(nice to know we have our own boogeyman lets stop feeding him)
>>7809294
(pff better than what i get paid as it is haaaaahaha my life sucks anyway fucking fries are great)
...
>roll to hold back joy
>"yes i would love to ride the giant robot computer dog"

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>>7809298
The tits belonged to a dragon tamer who got turned into a Salazzle. She wasted a Jirachi wish on them. They're indestructible and invite nothing but misery and chaos.

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>>7809242
>yawns
Awesome, thanks chicken chan~

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>>7809347
>put a blanket over the sleepy zap doggo
>"no problem bud"

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>>7809317
(Oh man we have multiple boogeymen, this is just the one that's shown up most recently.)
(Welcome to PAR, where everyone hates their life and has an unnatural love for fries)
hahaha
well
someones excited
not just a giant robot computer dog
hes a shiny giant robot computer dog
have a look
>Let out the Shiny Metagross

>>7809373
(There's absolutely nothing unnatural about anyone's love for fries)

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>>7809326
what
i dont even
where do i begin
why did she waste a wish on them
why are they indestructible
why did she turn into a salazzle
why are they flopping around in sinnoh without her
i dont understand and I dont think I want to

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>>7809388
These were VERY strange and VERY irresponsible days.

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>>7809388
>>7809326
Why would anybody want boobs like that in the first place?

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>>7809388
1. She wanted to be a dragon egg group Pokemon with tits.
2. She changed her wish so that we couldn't fucking slice them off as punishment for wasting a god damn wish.
3. Because everyone in that timeline got turned into Pokemon by a different wish made at the same time.
4. Palkia stole them
>>7809407
Who knows. Never did understand her.

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>>7809407
Bad taste.
Like, literally terrible taste.
They were ugly and if they weren't, like, un-tear-up-able my big bro would have made terrible malasadas out of them because, like... fuck that wasting of a wish.

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>>7809443
Sounds awful

>>7809481
I agree, cute stuff.
Hey, you're in Fuschia, right?
Would you mind if me and my team dropped by for a visit?

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>>7809427
Wait, so your telling me
That there are some genuine magic indestructable Tits Floating about in the world somewhere.
Where are they, I must have them

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>>7809490
Yeah I'm in Fuchsia, why would you want to visit me though?

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>>7809494
Sinnoh. Good luck finding a way to attach them to yourself.

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>>7809481
That's an understatement. My bro is right, it was terrible taste.

>>7809494
My avian acquaintance, >>7809326, wasn't kidding about the damn things being a beacon for disaster and woe.
They also may or may not be irradiated.

If you can get to Sinnoh, keep them out of the hands of the original wisher, and survive the calamity that follows them everywhere... well, then you'll have earned them.

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>>7809513
I don't want to attach them to myself
I want to Grope them
thats if they are a nice pair of Tits to look at, if they look like grandma tits then I don't want them

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>>7809507
Well, I heard from a good friend of mine there were some cute Pokemon in Fuschia who wanted to train a bit.
I also heard they did him a big favor recently.

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>>7809575
Oh you're with Xerneas? Yeah that's cool i wasn't expecting him to honor that request so soon.

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>>7809527
...Why would anyone want to grope a pair of tits that aren't connected to someone's body...?

>>7809575
Oh, okay...

>>7809590
...Wait, Xerneas...?

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>>7809617
Uh yeah you remember when Zorro almost died? Xerneas healed him at the cost of a favor.

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>>7809643
...

...What about Cinders...? ...And... y-you don't think that's why Zorro was...

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>>7809617
You won't understand
Just Trust me, I must have them

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>>7809658
No, Cinder is fine... he's just stuck asleep at the pokecenter. I'm sure he'll wake up any day now though!

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>>7809658
YOUR FRIEND SLUMBERS STILL.
I AM AFRAID HE HAS LITTLE DESIRE TO AWAKEN.
I AM SORRY, YOUNG ONE.

( OOC, Cinder's player left for good, sorry about that. Perhaps he could be NPC'd by Vapey's player? )

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>>7809710
>>7809714
...Oh... okay.

...W-wait, are you...?

...A-are you Xerneas...?!

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>>7809710
>>7809658
yeah, he never wakes up no matter how much you try to wake him
I tried to stimulate him awake but he never responded, not even a single twitch in his groin
Dont worry, I stopped before it got rapey, its no fun when your partner does not respond to your touches

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>>7809731
I AM INDEED, YOUNG ONE.
IT IS GOOD TO MEET YOU.

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>>7809741
...You did what.

>>7809755
>The vee kneels before the Deer God.
>Clearly, she doesn't hold herself as worthy.

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>>7809741

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>>7809768
>>7809779
Its not what you, think I just tried to wake him up with the way that I know wakes everyone up for certain
Though it didn't work but at least I tried to wake him up

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>>7809779
...No, we don't.
>>7809789
...hmph.
>Vee still does not approve.

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>>7809768
Rise, young one. You need not grovel.
I have no doubt that you have many questions for me.

>>7809779
I would advise against that as regards Cinder.

>>7809794
I share your sentiments on the subject. This condition is not one that such... indelicate methods can resolve

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>>7809805
>The Vee nods, then rises... looking upon the majesty of the Deer God.
I... My friend Zorro has had some ah... how do I put it... strange thoughts running through her head... visions of incinerating humans, and the like. It honestly scares me... D-do you know why...?

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>>7809857
I should have predicted this, and I owe you, and him, my apologies.
I sent Zorro to deal with a group of poachers making camp nearby.
It would seem Zorro discovered the evidence of why I sought their end.
Perhaps I should not have sent him against such a depraved foe as they - it seems to have scarred him so see for far one can fall.

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>>7809894
>The vee doesn't really know how to respond. She just nods softly.

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>>7810001
I must take my leave for now, but I will return.
Take care, young one.

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Sun's up! Good morning!

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>>7810627
If you say so.

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>>7810844
Hey tails. You havin' breakfast too?

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>>7810897
Yup! It is my favorite part of the day!

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>>7807271
a human i met, his hugs are great
i hope i can see him again

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>>7810897
I haven't had breakfast in a while... ever since...

How's you're day going?
>>7810928
And your's while I'm asking

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>>7811116
Pretty okay! Why do you not eat breakfast?

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>>7811126
Thats... cause... its because... I'm to sad too eat ok?

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well, i'm back durant woke up, she is still a bit some problems walking, but she seems ro be a bit better today.
she isn't all recovered yet because she still limping a bit in her walk, but she's getting better
maybe she open up too me now
>put his hand in her way like if wants to pet
>even: she accepts the pet
>odds: she backs away

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>>7811146
Why are you sad? Do you want a hug?

>>7811192
Looks like you just got a new pet!

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>>7811262
Uncle X and Aunt E are dead, they were like a mom and dad to me...

I don't need a hug... I'm fine
>Roll for how """""happy""""" she is

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>>7811290
My parents died to so i can relate. Do not be too sad! I bet they would hate to see you upset.

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>>7811262
>pet the buggo
well, i think she likes me back, i will take good care of her, i will be her friend while she can't get out until at least this weekend
so i hope she gets better soon

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>>7811303
>is crying a little

They would hate to see me like this... I just wish I got to say good bye... they'd also want me to get back on track on what I've been wanting to do

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>>7811350
Well you should go do it! We are only here for a millennium.

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>>7811350
>>7811446
...You're here for how long?

Also, good morning.

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>>7811446
B-but where do I find love?

I want an actual lover not Constant um... "sex" I think it's called, with someone who doesn't actually love me

>>7811460
(I gtg in a bit, so if I stop responding you know I left)

Morning
-Aloan vulpix

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>>7811116
Dunno yet, just about to head on out and see what the day brings. You take care frosty.

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>>7811563
>blushes for the first time in a long time on her end

Uhh you too..... (ignore the filename, it's pre-set, welp I gtg to I'll post later as well)

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>>7811460
Good morning~
Only about 1000 years give or take.

>>7811471
Hmmm... i think you just have to find a best friend!

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>>7811587
That... that's still a really long time...

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>>7811598
I do not think so. Want some breakfast?

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>>7811646
I don't see why not. What is there...?

...Do we have any waffles?

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>>7811659
I do not know how to cook so i am eating the left over McGhetsis! Tastes just as good as the day i bought it... i think there are some berries in the fridge though...

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>>7811719
...I'll take the berries. I've heard stories about leftover McGhetsis fries...

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>>7811739
What? That it is amazing?

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>>7811764
That they turn harder than Steelixes.

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>>7811780
Well more for me then! What did you want to do today?

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>>7811817
Not much I can do. Still kinda ache all over...

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>>7811826
Still? You should stretch out or something.
I might go light stuff on fire again.

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>>7811869
Yeah... probably.

Don't get us in trouble, all right?

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>>7811889
Pffffff
When have i ever?

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Good morning everybody

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>>7812658
Hey you! Morning.

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>>7812779
Hey Zorro, how are you feeling?

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>>7812658
morning, me and my friend, durant are both saying hello

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>>7812791
Pretty refreshed.
Just burned a couple trees.

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>>7812810
How is the de- durant doing?
>>7812886
Well that's good, wish I had a way to unwind like that.

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>>7812967
Morning, Sylvie.

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>>7812967
Yeah....
What DO you like to do for fun?

Exploreranon here. I'm heading up the stairs to spear pillar.

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>>7812988
Hey it's my favorite 'vee! How'd your leg doing hon?
>hugs
>>7813032
Well if I'm to be perfectly honest, it's the same stuff that shiny does I'm just not as hyper aggressive about it like he is. Other than that I used to explore places before I joined up with Frankie - but I also enjoy talking to you guys.

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>>7813105
Not as good as I'd like, to be honest.
>Cocoa returns the hug, then flops next to Sylvie.

>>7812967
she can't walk around much but she is resting in my lap right now
>pet the buggo
but she is recoveriing

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>>7813132
(forgot pic sorry

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>>7813069
What are you looking for?

>>7813105
Really? Are all sylveons like that?

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>Sandslash is almost finished building a sandcastle
>I mean it's not really a sandcastle, more of a sandtower
>roll for structural integrity
>dubsodds = sand is not a good building material for large structures, the tower collapses on top of Sandslash
>odds = the tower collapses on it's own, Sandslash gets out of the way in time
>evens = sand reinforced with sandstone, it can stand on it's own but probably wouldn't last in a sandstorm
>dubsevens = Sandslash used more actual building materials like rock and sandstone, it could probably withstand most things the desert could throw at it

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>>7813190
Must be~

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>>7813284
Speaking of which. We are in the same egg group according to a book i was trying to read.
So no.

>>7813271
>Poke the Slash from behind.
Yo.

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>>7813374
Oh c'mon don't be like that, unless I'm exposed to a certain set of pheromones I can only have an egg at certain times of the year, which you would know if you had kept reading your book.

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>>7813393
>Sandslash was looking at his former sand tower, he jumps a little when poked
Uh...hello?

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>>7813421
Well i did say i tried. I am not good at reading.

>>7813449
I heard a certain Sandslash was rebuilding the S.S. Libra?

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>>7813517
Me and anyone willing to help.
Why, do you want to help out?

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>wake us in the shitp
oh yeah>>7813556
can you take me up to gateon port?

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>>7813511
Alright honey, most female pokemon go through cycles of fertility, humans call it 'being in heat' and during this time is when having an egg from sex is almost a guarantee. Since humans are impatient buggers they came up with some chemicals that people use in Daycares to induce this state so trainers can get their pokemon to mate and make a child for them.

Having sex outside of this period will result in a no chance of having an egg. Also my sources tell me that egg groups don't matter anymore due to some fucked up wish somebody made that also made it so humans and pokemon can interbreed somehow.

>>7813573
>teleports to almia

>>7813584
The wish was originally made for deer and I, but I decided too rid of egg groups all together cause I'm not a selfish fuck, I didn't know it would result in human and pokemon interspecies fucking, but hey faith us thankful for it at least
.......
Fuck... Cumberchu just sunk my submarine

B9

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>>7813629
>the teleportation fails
>bisharp goes a inch toward almia
what was that?

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>>7813642
(Reeeee)

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>>7813573
Yeah, no problem.
Today's a pretty clear day, should be easy getting you to Gateon.
>Sandslash starts walking in the direction of Gateon Port

>>7813648
...What was what?

>>7813648
>teleport a bunch of spoons above

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>>7813674
well thanks, i hope all it's okay on my room i just felt being pulled form a moment that was wierd
>>7813678
>spoons fall on her head
what just ha happened?

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>>7813678
>God damnit Rick, that's my shtick.
>Teleport rusty spoon to
>Evens: Directly inside butthole
>Odds: Negative, just impacted on the surface.

>>7813584
Hmm. I do not know what to say... egg groups do not matter huh?
Hmmm...
>is contemplating things...
-zorro

>>7813769
k i l l t h e m a l l z o r r o

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>>7813726
Weird, maybe you're just tir-
>Sandslash turns around and notices the spoons
...ed.
We should probably get moving before more weird shit happens.
>continues walking in the direction of Gateon, slightly faster this time

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>>7813871
yeah, thanks for escorting me,
>hurries along with him

>>7813726
>>7813871
>teleport plastic knives above both their heads

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>>7813769
Anyways to continue the lesson, any female in heat should be obvious to any male as their arousal is constant and they have a distinctive scent so that's when you should try to avoid mating with them. I say try because pheromones given off by a female in heat arouse nearby males so it would take self control to not give in to biological impulses at that point.

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>>7813898
watch out
>roll for slashing all the knifes away

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>>7813897
No probl-

>>7813898
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

>>7813933
>roll to dodge out of the way of Bisharp's slash

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>>7813933
>all the knives fall on her head
ow

>>7813912
So why come-

>>7813789
Oh no the voices are back

-zorro

>>7813993
i am the darkness
in your heart
speaking for thee
do what thy desire
burn them all

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>>7813993
Voices?

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>>7813963
>accidentaly slashed
i'm sorry, are you okay?
d-don't worry it wasn't anything major, i think i have some potions with me

>>7814016
>roll to teleport potions a few feet away