HG thread.
301st Express Games!
>>7801279
Arthur Pendragon
>>7801279
Darth Vader
Len
Airy
>>7801279
King Kaito
>>7801279
Suz
>>7801279
Ken Kaneki
Best Witch
Kongou
>>7801279
Yunooooo
Moritomo Nozomi
Undead Ban
>>7801279
Ash Crimson
James Storm
Feet-chan
>>7801279
Accelerator
>tfw i missed 300 game
Lord Beerus
Yunita
Little Toy Robot
>>7801323
>In a nutshell:
>>7801279
Ghostler
Bee Yourself
What In Tarnation
Capra Demon
>>7801336
>tfw your tributes place first and second
Ayy.
Can I get that winslide pls?
Ichigo Kurosaki
Gotta have 13 more.
Lana
>>7801362
Serval
>>7801279
Gabriel
Sting
>>7801358
>This is what I've got for right now
Eggman-kun
Blake Belladonna
>>7801279
Eric Roberts
>>7801362
Turkroach
>>7801362
Tiny snek
>>7801279
Killer Mike
>>7801362
Lynn
Jeff Mangum
>>7801363
>that camel toe
>>7801362
The Player
>>7801375
That's fine. Thanks.
>>7801362
Mirai
>>7801298
Haha, I'm sorry to say, but I don't have a heart, it comes well.. It doesn't come with being mechanical.
You however should not apologize for someone else, their actions are not yours.
>>7801279
Atlantis
>>7801402
Shit man I didn't even notice that
>>7801377
>>7801404
Swippity swap us please!
>>7801410
>>7801279
Richard
>>7801410
Ugh, why am I on a team with that pest? Whatever, he'd better not get in the way again.
>>7801410
Swap please, I doubt that fairy wants me in her district anyway.
>>7801423
>>7801410
Ready as i'll ever be!
>>7801424
I know this... but, I am associated with them. So, I feel partially responsible.
>>7801435
Thank you Blake. I'll do try my best.
>>7801441
>pets the little fairy
>>7801273
Same here
>>7801410
You guys look impatient. Let's get started.
>Hopefully the text/bg combination is not too annoying.
>>7801468
If that finger goes any lower you're losing it anon.
>>7801454
It is good that you feel that way, but unless it's someone you have strong ties to I believe it to be unnecessary.
>>7801487
I need to find someone who will actually help me.
>>7801454
If you want to stay associated you'd better start helping more!
>>7801485
It's fine, still readable
>>7801299
Oh
It's that thing the powerpuff avafag kept spamming for us to roll 10 sets of dubs to kill.
#onlyoldfagswillremember
>>7801487
I was just petting your head?
>tfw people you like leave without saying anything
>>7801512
>10 sets of dubs
you wat
>>7801512
That was pure cringe, but in a fun way
>>7801518
Lemme just tag someone real quick
>t. Souda
>>7801518
I'm still here.
>>7801513
Good, then keep it to head petting.
>>7801512
>Oh jesus. Well I'm not that guy, I'm Rover.
>>7801485
No deaths occur on day one. Most people didn't try.
>>7801518
>tfw you're overlooked, despite everything.
>>7801485
Though my strength, I shall run as fast as I possibly can!
>Can read it just fine.
>>7801495
Completely understand that mind set. Though, I cannot put it into practice at all. I am simply... ugh... too forgiving.
>>7801503
I will, I will! Airy, you just need to be a little more patient as all.
>>7801549
Same...
>>7801512
Anyone remember Old Nep trying to roll to enter in a game but failing?
>>7801547
Why am I in the same car as a toy? Is this some sort of stupid joke about my height!?
>>7801554
Fine fine, but remember we're on an important mission!
>>7801567
Not exactly night and day from the last slide, but there's considerably more violence to be seen.
>>7801547
Wouldn't a test of skill with our blades be more... practical?
>>7801572
And we'll see that mission to the very end Airy. Do not worry, I won't abandon it.
>>7801396
Plaindwelling savage, get out.
>>7801554
You seem to be too trusting as well, that's not a bad trait but in the actual arena it'll get you killed I'm sorry to say. Though I'm not one to tell you to change your ways, live life in the way you want to I suppose.
>>7801559
A blessing and a curse, right?
Newfag era > Oldfag era
>>7801536
But I don't like you.
>>7801606
Just makes it seem as though we are not cared for
>>7801588
Damn you undead fool, you should have died when you had the chance...
>>7801589
Good! At least someone here understands how important the mission is! Also someone fired a ray gun at that poor undead man!
>>7801588
I'm not so sure that Vader's a viable subject.
>>7801609
>How do you figure?
>>7801588
>Ban survives with a hole in his chest
>>7801634
Odd, usually it's much noisier around here.
>>7801652
Feels like night and day compared to the beginning of this game. Of course, I'm still talking about the death rate.
>>7801638
CANON SCREENCAP IT
>>7801676
>>7801588
Eh?
>Checking a nearby screen thingamajig, Yunita simply touch the screen.
...What is this strange box?
>>7801601
I know of my faults. Even my closest friends say that about me, though I swear i'll never be tricked!
>>7801631
What!? Granted... this is an arena, but that dastard! Once that see me and my blade, i'll make them pay for their deeds!
>>7801634
W-Wait, come back! Gah... it's no use.
>>7801676
Safe? You can never be safe. The lakes will always find you.
>>7801682
>ZEN301.png
>>7801704
That fairy convinced you I was evil, when in truth I'm neutral at my very worst.
>>7801720
For a man named Sting, you sure do act like a butterfly.
>>7801704
I'm sure whoever it was is dead by now Yunita but I appreciate your tenacity.
>>7801720
>All these people trying and failing to kill Ban
>>7801739
Not an action slide.
>>7801590
I have seen more savagery from you bigoted lycian nobles than I ever have from a fellow plainsman. Right now is a perfect example. You have the nerve to assume such things about me when we have not even met.
>>7801741
Who the fuck is ban
It hurts to live.
>>7801720
What reason could you not trust me!?
>>7801730
Uh... well... Airy wouldn't lie to me! Besides, she didn't really know you. Anyone can mistake you as an evil individual... I think.
>>7801737
It's the only thing I have going for me... besides my sword skills.
>>7801764
>>7801764
Have this as consolation
>>7801771
Well if you win then we'll be able to complete the mission anyways! Keep going!
>>7801753
Wonder why it's suddenly so peaceful.
>>7801764
Jump. It'll end all of your pain...
>>7801822
But if I kill myself I will never be reborn as a square.
>>7801787
We're back in business, even if it's only a couple per slide.
>>7801764
Some of us don't have a choice.
>>7801771
...
>He gives her a strange look.
If she doesn't know me how could she tell I was a machine? It's not like I have wires poking out of my skin or the noises of gears turning inside me.
I'd suggest caution.
>>7801826
Why a square? Why not... a stop sign?
>>7801759
I would not even dare sully my reputation and the leather on my boots by ever stepping one single toe on the filth ridden grassland of Sacae.
>>7801836
Ban dodges yet another bullet.
>>7801786
>>7801836
For the mission, i'll win! Watch me Ai-
>Before she could finish her sentence, she was pushed off a cliff.
>>7801847
Urrrgh... well, fine. I'll take heed on your advice. Still, she can't lie to me...
>>7801849
I don't want to give orders in my next life.
>>7801764
No matter where you go, there's people who will remember you.
>>7801764
So you would rather exterminate your life by your own ends? And then what? You would never create greatness by your own hands. Create, cultivate and send off a new generation. Meet the eyes of your lifemate.
That statement is exactly why humanity is full of wasted potential and energy. You could so much more but instead you rather turn attention on meaningless ventures. Pathetic.
>>7801876
Is Ban the new District 10 Male?
>>7801887
What was the mixtape called?
>>7801901
We'll see.
>>7801886
It's okay Yunita, we'll try again next time...
>>7801919
That was too easy! Then again, it always is.
>>7801894
Oh. Uh, a... lion? Lions are cool.
>>7801945
Lions are vicious killing machines.
>>7801919
>Ash kills Ban
Weak shit desu senpai
>>7801919
Final five. You're so close; why are you asking to be killed?
>>7801901
I'm afraid not.
>>7801919
Man my luck is just awful
>>7801886
I can only tell you of the odd things that catch my attention, but enough of that, how can I expect you to trust me when I haven't even given you my name? It's Kaito.
>>7801930
I apologise for my performance and lack of awareness!
But, next time... next time we'll get them.
>>7801961
Maybe it's because he lost his grip on reality
>>7801956
kys ichigo oh my god
>>7801972
Ash faces two more assailants. How does he do this time?
>>7801950
An ant?
>>7801871
Someone like you would not be welcomed in Sacae anyhow. You have no appreciation for the beauty of the earth and evidently lack even the most basic respect for the people who live on it. This conversation is over.
>>7801992
They only follow orders. They have no free will.
>>7801983
I'm not up for shit at the moment
I'm still sore as fuck
Kindly fuck off would you
>>7801985
She had no business being near a molten lake.
>>7801973
Pleased to meet you, Kaito. I'm Yunita.
>>7802007
Based Ichigo btfo oldfags.
niceu
>>7802004
Fortunate it is so. I can no longer toelrate the stench of sandwalking primiti -
>You can hear the man being punched harshly and cursed at in Lycian. Followed by another punch and a harsh dismissal
>>7802006
Ah... a bird? Birds are nice, specially eagles. I like eagles.
>>7802028
We'll have a winner by tomorrow, so place your bets!
>>7802036
Eagles are heraldic animals for the worst countries on earth.
>>7802044
Instant remorse?
>>7802044
New toys for me an all my friends!
>>7802046
But, eagles are cool.... but if not eagles... what about Peacocks?
>>7802071
Killer in name only, what a loser!
>>7802004
take this
>>7801974
Good! We'll show them!
>>7802071
Congratulations to the winner. Thanks for hosting!
>>7802071
Don't give me that look you asked for it you know.
>>7802092
Saying this when his bitch ass got killed by the killer, a bigger loser
>>7802071
Congratulations Serval, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>7802098
I really really don't want it.
>>7802126
Woah... good job little girl.
Thanks for hostin' Mokou.
>>7802126
The placements.
>>7802136
Thanks for playing. Here's your moment of zen.
>>7802071
I give you my thanks.
>>7802099
And once we do, the world shall be saved! Nothing can go wrong with this sort of plan.
>>7802113
Psh! we all know the teammate did all the work. And to get killed by her too. You're right, he's not a loser. He's a tremendous loser!
>>7802015
Is it safe to assume from all of this that you're a knight? I've met more than a few in my time here so it's not that hard to guess at.
>>7802126
Congratulations Serval!
Thank you very much for another fun game!
>>7802135
>>7802099
>>7802153
Thank you friends for congratulating me!
>>7802136
>>7802126
Thank you for allowing me to run around and do whatever I want!
>>7802136
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7802153
Uh... i'm a soldier, but a knight I am aiming to become!
So I heard Vader is back... cool.
So did Vader die again?
A shame, rest in rip.
>>7802227
Just a knight in training then? Then maybe it's because of your skills and not your virtues, no offense of course.
ngw
>>7802341
He used to host when nobody could. also he was the first one reaching 100 games
>>7802341
He's super fucking nice and chainhosts in dead hours.
>>7802341
He us the source for some of the most legendary memes. That alone gives him more e-creds than most people here.
>>7802295
None taken, it's only the truth. My skills are nothing compared to the knights of Norne.
But if anything else, I am still learning about newer ways of gaining skills and power.
>>7802319
>Hey, thanks mate.
>>7802354
>super fucking nice
Top fucking kek
Since when has that mattered to anybody
>>7802370
There are likely a few people here who could teach you a few things, you're human as well so you cab probably use magic as well right?
>>7802076
I will not be something that has the word cock in it's name.
>>7802398
It's just Kuga defending his spic friend
When is Adachi gonna host midnight channel games?
When is Junko gonna host again?
Will Hoshi ever comeback?
Will Spike ever comeback?
Will i ever finish my games?
How long will HG actually survive?
Will Baron ever stop with the Pity party?
How many newfags do we have since we joined trash?
>t. Hoshi trying to discredit Vader who did nothing to annoy him
This show is shit tbqhwyf
>>7802417
what a bunch of cucks
I can host a grab bag game if it's needed
>>7802400
Look at Yuno, Garnet, others who host, people actually pay attention to them. You host, you'll be more popular.
>>7802406
Magic!? Well, yes I can. As long I have a tome, i'm capable of casting spells.
>>7802430
I host and I'm not popular.
>>7802429
It would be appreciated.
Fucking ignorant midfags
>>7802414
...Hm. How about an Aeroguin? It's like an Aerodactyl, but fuse with a penguin.
>>7802446
Do it more often, look at yesterday for example, almost 6 hours of nothing
>>7802447
Looks like you're the only one interested
Give me a few minutes then
>>7802429
Please do man.
>>7802459
>is a voidfag
:^)
>>7802429
If it means finding out what's in the bag, so yes please.
>>7802445
Well there's probably just as many people who could teach you swordplay as there are people who could teach you magic, but I must say, I'm very jealous. Magic seems so cool..
>>7802429
If you want.
>>7802429
Plz. Gonna switch to a filler for a bit.
>Airy
>>7802471
Do I have to wear a tuxedo like a penguin?
>>7802421
never
soon
he never left
Hope not
Hope soon
More years
Not think so
plenty
>>7802492
It looks rather interesting... but I cannot wield it efficiently. I am just too afraid of the destruction I can cause by it...
>>7802429
If it pleases you.
>>7802506
No, your body will have protective scales all around you... Oh, and you can shoot out gust of wind from your mouth.
>>7802429
Do it
Will a 36 suffice? You all know the drill by now, I host manually because my shit can't run those fancy tools so ALL I ask for is patience.
And please if possible refrain from relinking entries since that always screw me over and someone ends up getting skimmed over.
Prepare for entry
>>7802536
Magic, just like a sword, can be used for more than just causing harm.
>>7802583
Seems ok. Only 36 UIDs after all.
>>7802583
Yeah. 36 is good my dude.
>>7802583
36, please.
36 of you are needed for this game so fill up the bag
>>7802605
>>7802617
>>7802636
Bumping isn't fun on manual
>>7802398
It doesn't. No one gives a shit if you're nice.
>>7802641
Flamin' Yawn
>>7802641
Eggman-kun
>>7802641
Rubick
>>7802641
Jeff Mangum
>>7802641
Fujiwara no Mokou
Thanks for hosting
>>7802641
Lana
>>7802641
Kaito
>>7802641
Best Witch better than Sucy
>>7802641
Nozomi
>>7802641
Morgan Freeman
>>7802641
Suz
>>7802641
Little Mouser
>>7802641
Sunset
>>7802641
Richard
>>7802641
Ningen
>>7802641
Undead Ban
>>7802641
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7802641
Gabriel
>>7802583
>Yeah, that'll be good enough.
>>7802597
Still, I just... eeeeh... it scares me! The nerve of the mages are quite thick indeed.
>>7802641
Yunita
>>7802641
Nintendo Switch
>>7802641
Sanae Kochiya
>>7802641
Fluorette
>>7802641
Lain Iwakura
>>7802641
Blake Belladonna
>>7802641
Len
>>7802641
Renge Miyauichi
>>7802641
Plague Knight
>>7802641
Ash Crimson
>>7802641
Senshougahara
>>7802641
Our Guy
>>7802688
You are going to flop hard.
>>7802717
It's confirmed?
>>7802641
Yunoooo
>>7802684
Haha, shouldn't a knight's nerves be as steel as their swords?
7 more. Respond to the host post if you could.
>>7802743
Pewdiepie is our guy, gassing jews left and right
>>7802641
Animal Mother
>>7802641
Mr. Bread
>>7802641
The host
>>7802641
Rinoa
>>7802641
Best lord
>>7802641
A Fucking Brick
>>7802743
Hating jews on one of his video
>>7802641
Jules Winnfield
>>7802799
Where's your pic?
>>7802799
>>7802641
Jules Winnfield
>>7802683
>>7802683
>>7802741
Yes... but i'm no knight yet. Still, i'll work up the nerve to be able to cast spells one day, without fear mind you.
But uh... excuse me, I need to leave you.
Adachi the cabbage fucker
Ditto the table fucker
Kamina the loli fucker
What next
>>7802838
Anon the titie sprinkler
>>7802838
Hoshi the hypocrite
>>7802838
Lambda the dog fucker
>>7802838
OP the fagget
>>7802838
Izaya the duckfucker
>>7802641
Goats Sin of Lust Gowther
>>7802838
Eggman-kun the false god
ALMOST hit the reset button there...review
>>7802881
>>7802804
>>7802700
>>7802880
Herectic
>>7802881
Let's begin.
>>7802881
>So it's not just me getting broken images
I am ready to depart on your mark, my good man.
>>7802894
Thank you. I will be able to observe everyone once more.
>>7802889
>>7802821
Much appreciated.
>>7802881
I do say host, this roster looks fine. So shall we begin? I have to narrate something here.
>>7802831
That's quite alright, until we meet again then. Farewell.
>>7802881
Looks fine to me.
>>7802838
Tap-Tap The Red Nose
>>7802881
The next step of my journey begins.
>>7802880
>Eggman-Kun the false God
HERESY
>>7802881
>>7802880
Fucking heretic
GET HIM
Swaps done
Lain I have no idea what's wrong with your image I even tried to fix it but to no avail.
It's time for some happiness
>>7802880
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw miss a game by a minute for the 3rd time today
>>7802972
Father will be pleased.
>>7802838
Bolin the oildriller.
>>7802972
We got ourselves another one.
>>7802972
Now to conquer the arena.
>>7802972
My life, depressing. Nope. It's never depressing when you're Morgan Freeman.
>>7802972
A couple of you get a tummy ache from eating too much candy and others are too busy giving hugs and playing kiddie games.
>>7802987
I can host again if you want
>>7802987
Given time, this too shall change for the better. Have faith.
>>7802972
Always forward.
>>7802838
>table fucker
What did I miss
>>7803010
I'll miss that one too.
>>7803010
There is no such thing as too much candy.
>>7803010
Fall down, bitch. It's in the rules.
>>7803010
A game of tag?
Don't think you can hide from me
>>7803010
It seems I'm not allowed to participate anyways. The probability of such an event was low.
>>7803010
Alright, enough dallying around. Now, I should find a safe place...
>>7803010
We all fall down? That line is an omen, to be sure.
>>7803010
The spirit world is varied and beautiful, isn't it?
>>7803010
Why this is fun.
>Then a meteor fell from above and scared the tributes half to death. Turns out it was made of fudge.
>>7803010
>>7803009
Damn Morgan I didn't know you still had parents
Isn't this game so fun and loving? I like it already so enjoy the happiness while it lasts.
>>7803027
How long are you going to be on? I'll even call out for you if need be.
>>7803055
>>7802880
Hubris will be your downfall.
>>7803010
More for me! Hah hah!
>>7803055
Do you want the one about the egg that dies or the witch that dies?
>>7803074
Keh?
Well, sweet dreams, then.
>>7803055
Oh why yes they are alive. But they just came because here because I forgot my packed lunch. I'm now just gonna narrate the events that follow.
>>7803055
I...I must persevere...thank you, stranger. I'll be fine, now.
>>7803055
Ban x Eggman-kun when
>>7803085
It was a great story but
>yawns
could you stay quiet, I'm trying to sleep
>>7803055
In this perfect world you still need to respect royalty or you just might be sent to the dungeon where there is no more happiness and sunshine.
More people romp around carefree and play more games and display affection. Doesn't this game just fill your soul with glee?
>>7803055
Tell me the one about the orphan twins who got greedy with Marcellus and were never heard from again
>>7803106
X'^D
>>7803107
What was that for? Where did you even come from?
>>7803103
Fine, fine. Good night, again.
>>7803107
Erm...I've no idea what that was for, but...thank you.
>>7803107
If one of you stupid ass motherfuckers doesn't fall down one more GODDAMN TIME!
>>7803107
WHAT? How can some of you not be happy with this place?! Oh well you will be taken elsewhere for the remainder.
A lot of you are dreaming of one another...
>>7803121
>pet
>>7803107
>Unded Ban did not like one of the princesses for some reason. So he did what his mind told him to do, express that dislikeness to everyone.
>Unfortunately for him, the fun police had none of that. So they banned his ass from the land.
>>7803146
Perhaps that's for the better, since they did not allow any sort of alchemy. Keh...
>>7803124
Thank you.
Great mourner's outfit by the way, it looks very convincing.
>>7803146
The head patting is getting a bit ridiculous
>>7803146
He seems to be a jolly enough fellow, but truly I wish to spend time with everyone in this wonderland! I've never been in such a merry place before.
>>7803146
Even with a very high death rate setting this game is just so pure it doesn't want to kill any of you off too quickly
Sanae please don't leave ;-;
>>7803182
The shrine gets awefully busy, I really have to leave.
I just fucked a table.
Had to help with my hands a little, but had a lot to clean up.
>>7803146
It WAS your candy. Was. Our agreement has been modified
>>7803146
>>7803169
I assure you, I meant no disrespect. Really.
>>7803203
Same.
>>7803182
Mother is acting like an actual mother and Suz was rude to begin with so I guess it was justified
>>7803203
God help you if any got on you
>>7803146
>For whatever reason, some of the tributes just weren't having any fun. Of course, the fun police don't like it when no one has fun. So they took those tributes and promptly banned them as well.
>>7803182
>Meanwhile, Nintendo switch has made up her own version of Simon says, basically nothing changed but the name. But other tributes still played anyways because who dosen't like Simon says?
Hosting right after this game. I'll be hosting all nights this week as well, so make sure to get your best ring gears on.
>>7803018
Red finds the idea of touching themselves down there and getting their hands 'messy' so disgusting, that they instead masturbate by rubbing their naught bits against a table.
>>7803182
The sickly sweetness of these treats have made me fall ill...I must depart
>>7803238
Impressive
>>7803227
You sure man? I wouldn't mind a round 2...Then again I haven't ate yet
>>7803217
Duck...Duck...Duck...
>>7803238
Honestly I don't see how that works
>>7803217
>She bolts awake.
That woman...no. No, I don't know her.
>Se shakes her head, and crouches in a praying motion.
>>7803255
>Everyone completely ignores her, to her lack of surprise.
>>7803213
Don't worry, I'm kinda used to it.
Everyone around here seems to be a little weird like that.
>>7803182
>Had no idea that was fatal
*Bumps into you*
Watch where you're walkin bitch
>>7803255
Looks like pork chops and T-bone came for the kid
>Is the 3 minute between slide posting any good or do I need to speed up?
>>7803273
>is a wall
>>7803227
Nice
>>7803279
3 minutes is good. Average time people use to type up their shit
>>7803255
>Today, Yawn, to his surprise, had found chocolate gold coins while out on a walk. Good for him. However, Fujiwara wasn't so lucky and was grounded by her parents and taken home for whatever reason.
>Little do any of the players know, that all the events in this game happen because they are scripted narrated by Morgan Freeman (me).
>>7803279
More tum aches and free ice cream
>>7803302
Just making sure
>>7803279
3 minutes is good, hosts usually speed it up during the last few slides
>>7803255
Listen to your stomach and replenish it before it makes you pay. Trust me lad, you don't want to "hanger" that belly more than it already is.
>>7803273
> You injure your shoulder
Who's laughing now fuckboy ?
>>7803303
Biggest HG plot twist.
Morgan Freeman decides every tributes fate.
>>7803265
I'm sorry, either way. I wasn't sure what to do, really. It's, ah...it's been a while.
>>7803273
Oh, terribly sorry, I'll move.
>>7803279
It will all end well. It has to.
>>7803313
>hosts usually speed it up during the last few slides
They what
>>7803273
>notices bulge
OwO what's this?
>>7803279
>i think 2 minutes would be better
>>7803319
MORGAN FREEMAN > EGGMAN-KUN?????
>>7803323
Don't give yourself such a hard time, I'm sure you had your reasons.
But just patting someone on the head like that out of nowhere is admittedly a bit creepy.
>>7803336
Shut the fuck up Ditto.
>>7803316
Alright I'll let you go after. Thanks Sethy.
>>7803313
I'm here to appease the masses after all.
>>7803312
The feast has arrived and the local law takes a few of you away. Why would you go anyway? You have been eating candy, chocolate, and ice cream all damn day.
>>7803336
Where's Colette?
I'll make a bread
>>7803336
Shut the fuck up Ditto
Your opinions are irrelevant