163rd Dark Side Games part 2
4th wave of death, pay them respects
>>7799146
>Salad Fingers watches the events from the tree.
Oh dear...There's fighting going on...I knew this place was a bad place-
>Salad Fingers loses his grip on the tree branch he was holding on to and falls to his death.
>>7799168
>Salad Fingers smiles.
I don't think we have met before...People call me "Salad Fingers".
test to see if this thread is fucked up too
>>7799130 (Anon)
Oh. Cool! I dunno what "weeaboos" are, but I wanna go to Ohio now! Can I?!
>>7799138 (Anon)
But I didn't do anythi-!
>Smolgore down, I repeat, Smolgore down on the ground. He is in tears and shaking at the pain.
>>7799155 (Anon)
Uhh...uhh...does this mean I go'ta jail?
>>7799168 (Arthur)
What the heck does THAT mean?!
>>7799178 (Baki? Ban?)
...You're really weird, human.
>>7799173
This is getting boring
>>7799226
That's Baki.
>>7799226
Thats right. cry you little cunt
wait, this is the wrong goat kid
fuck, abort abort
>runs away
>>7799230
A feast with almost no kill
>>7799210
>Looks at his fingers
>That ain't salad
...An interesting name, Salad Finger. I'm Arthur Pendragon, King of Knights.
>>7799226
It means I met you under the influence of my alternate self. I wanted to...
>cough cough
I was under the assumption you were female, and wanted to extract milk out of you.
>>7799226
>Baki.
...How? Literal kid.
>>7799283
Top 10 is coming
>>7799315
Oh...That's a nice name, Arthur...
>>7799315
kys kuga
>>7799368
that's kamina
>>7799331
RIP Hikari, Deidara, Mozart, Kuga and Penguin
8 left
>>7799278
>Smolgore continues to sob on the ground in pain as you run away, choking on his tears in agony.
>>7799315
Oh...oh! Yeah, you were, uh...that was really weird'a'ya, yeah. Can we not talk about that? I don't wanna...
>>7799329
Well, ya'weren't sayin' anythin'!
>>7799389
More peace
>>7799427
Well... I'm talkin' now, does that help?
>>7799431
RIP Megaman
Peace, peace and more peace
te extrano kuga
>>7799476
Why do peace still exist?
>>7799427
Very well, then. I got to know about you from a fellow king, a bearded man of high stature you're probably well acquainted with.
>>7799345
A name fitting for a man, I know. The history behind it isn't quite pleasant, surely enough "Salad Fingers" has a better origin.
>>7799522
Finally someone died
>>7799532
I believe it originated...as a nickname for me. After a while, the name stuck.
>>7799557
Yet more peace
>>7799465
Well, yeah, 'cause you're not makin' weird sounds anymore for some reason.
>>7799532
Oh! Oh! I know that guy! He wanted me'ta be his king or somethin'! That was, uhhh...Alexander? I think?
>>7799600
I want to die
muerto tú kuga
come to brazil
>>7799651
...Huh?
>>7799660
Final 3, next post shows winner
>>7799692
Alright hand out my win
>>7799622
Sorry for the latent response, but... you looking awfully clammy out there. I was deciding to whether to leave you alone, or help you out.
>>7799692
>both the hosts die
>>7799709
>>7799678
>>dead yourself kuga
>>7799692
Thank God it's finally over
>>7799739
Called it.
Thanks for hosting.
Did Rikka die?
>>7799739
Good job Accel
>>7799739
Congratulations Accelerator!
Thank you very much for hosting Vader!
>>7799739
Congrats to the winner, thanks for hosting.
>>7799773
Oh...Congratulations. Thank you to the host as well.
>>7799773
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting.
>>7799739
Accelertor excelled, thanks Mr. Vader.
>>7799768
They went to erp.
>>7799773
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>7799798
>Accelerator!
>>7799773
I wonder if doing another one will be longer or end fast
>>7799821
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7799703
I was what?
>>7799773
Congrats!
>>7799821
Thanks for hostin'!
>>7799773
Go and make those fries, Vader. You earned them. Thanks for hosting.
>>7799773
>>7799821
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting.
>Great to see you again, Vader
>>7799821
Thanks for hosting, Vader
>>7799821
take a break
>>7799821
Gg no re
Vader's back?
>Suddaca wins a game hosted by a suddaca
Reminder that newfags > oldfags
>>7799857
ay caramba
>>7799857
oyvey
>speaks in Chilean
Give me another 47, I will start another one
>>7799847
Fuck that, I'm not going to stand there doing nothing
>>7799859
This.
Why do people like vaders games so much? they're literally just a glorified default, like lennys..
>>7799826
You were shy... and sweaty for the most part. You should really fix that! Meaning you should fix yourself, or else someone will get a weak impression of you. Besides that... Who're you?
>>7799821
Congratulations, Accel. Thank you for hosting and being back for hopefully a longer time this time, Vader.
>>7799892
Reigen Arataka
>>7799894
Kys King Knight
>>7799892
Airy
>>7799892
This haunted .gif
>>7799892
Yunooooo
>>7799892
Sanae Kochiya
>>7799892
Len
>>7799892
Garma Zabi
>>7799892
Kumiko Oumae
>>7799894
Because he became from one of the worst things on the whole HG lifespan (Penguin) into something decent
>>7799892
Maa
>>7799892
Baki
>>7799894
Because rose-tinted goggles
>>7799892
Lain Iwakura
>>7799892
King Kaito
>>7799892
Kaguya Houraisan
>>7799892
Frederica Miyamoto
>>7799892
Smolgore
>>7799895
I'm Asgore! King'a allllll monsters! N'I'm not shy! You were!
>>7799892
James Storm
>>7799892
Airi Ban
>>7799894
It's less about his games and more about himself.
People just like Vader and his fries.
>>7799892
Lenny
>>7799894
Hey, fuck you
>>7799892
Arthur Pendragon
>>7799926
English please.
>>7799892
Undead Ban
>>7799892
Ken Kaneki
>>7799892
Adrian Rollini
>>7799892
Little Toy Robot
>>7799892
Salad Fingers
>>7799892
Chika Takami
>>7799892
Ban
>>7799892
Lord Beerus
>>7799892
What In Tarnation
>>7799892
Hikari Kohinata
>>7799892
Loli Priscilla
>>7799952
If you were since April 2015, you will remember there was some shitposter called Penguin, that's it
>>7799892
Vore
>>7799892
Aaron Hernandez
>>7799892
Eggman-kun
>>7799892
Peep The Toad
nigger
>>7799892
Ichigo Kurosaki
Aniki
>>7799892
Gabriel
>>7799892
Green Bastard
>>7799892
Avenger
>>7799892
Dip sauce
>>7799999
>>7800000
>hg got both of them
nice job fellas
>>7799892
Yunita
>>7799892
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7799892
Suz
>>7799999
>>7800000
: l
>>7800046
: 3
>>7799999
>>7800000
Impressive...
>>7800000
Nigger where is your image?
>>7799999
>>7800000
Nice.
>>7799892
Drill Sergeant
>>7799940
Monsters!? Color me surprised because you're in a room full of them, especially me! Baki Hanma. For a monster you don't look so scary, here I was thinking you were an Alien or mutant.
>>7799979
He wasn't a shitposter we just didn't like him because he spammed tributes and didn't speak comprehensible english.
>>7799892
Leo
>>7800062
Nigga stole it
>>7799926
Who else got less cancerous?
>>7800096
None
>>7800111
Trips confirm
>>7799622
Alexander the Great, yes. But he pledges loyalty to no one, he's the King of Conquerors after all.
>>7799574
You adopted a name that was once an humorous label? I don't get why Salad Fingers, of all things.
>>7799892
Rock
>>7800096
Kamina
>>7800125
I think...It had something to do with my long fingers...
>>7800096
Ditto
>>7800088
Doesn't change the fact everyone hated him and wanted him gone
>>7799892
Bolin
>>7800137
Genuine kek
>>7800143
But he grinds his dick on a table
>>7800155
He may still be cancerous, but he's still less cancerous than when he used ditto.
>>7800155
How do we know this
>>7800096
I wanted to name someone but that joke would be inappropriate.
>>7800166
Someone guessed it and he admitted to doing it
http://desuarchive.org/trash/statistics/image-reposts/
>>7800165
Fair enough, at least he isn't a full blown furfag anymore
>>7799892
Anything I forget?
>>7800219
Pepe's name is Peep
>>7800082
Wait, you're a monster, too? How?!
>>7800125
But he said I was gonna be his master or somethin'!
>>7800219
Let's do this!
>>7800219
Looks good. Let's get this journey over with.
>>7800219
My teammates are strange... let's get on with this already.
>>7800219
Let's do our best, Everyone!
>>7800219
I am happy with this..Let us begin.
>>7800219
Let's go! I'm ready for anything.
>>7799925
Yo
I got something for you in erp
>>7800219
Looks fine to me.
>>7800230
Fixed
>>7800219
Started better than a bloodbath without blood
>>7800313
>Lemme see
>>7800336
Time to go.
>>7800336
Ugh, stupid thing is heavy...I need to find help.
>>7800336
I hate how long takes to upload, especially the bloodbath and first days
But anyway, less deaths
Lennny
is there something troubling you, hg?
>>7800336
Is this equipment for regular fishing? Because knowing you I might end up being haunted..
>>7800401
I feel like we've been running into each other a lot lately, it's nice to be running away from you for a change.
>>7800140
Ohhh...
>stares at his fingers again
I for one was lucky my own particular trait wasn't a target of ridicule to the point I'd be branded with a nickname.
>Her little strand of hair beings moving.
>>7800243
Ah, I see now. But master in name only, it is a role given to someone adequate to transfer magical energy to the body of a servant and keep their physical forms from vanishing, in this case, Alexander's body.
>>7800401
Mr. Human! I need your help on a Quest to save the world! In order to complete it we need to dispose of the other tributes..!
>>7800401
These fries are delicious!
>>7800422
ya
>>7800401
I'm not crazy, you're crazy!
>Smolgore points to a completely empty section of air.
>>7800435
Uhh...yeah, sure! That! I was gonna do that, but we never did!
>>7800401
Hmmm... do you think my actions are suited to being a royal guard, or... someone hero-like?
>>7800424
No, I am perfect fine. And i'm in a cheerful mood.
>>7800401
1st wave of death, pay them respects
>tfw I wanted Dip sauce to win
>>7800424
Not much anon, but why are you asking?
Is something troubling you?
>>7800435
>Salad Fingers notices the little strand of hair moving.
Hmmm...? That strand of hair...appears to be moving...
>>7800401
It seemed the best plan I had, a shame it didn't work…
>>7800469
More of the same
>>7800509
>saves the gif for later use
>>7800424
Plenty of things.
>>7800509
But...I was gonna win...
>>7800509
I wonder if my master is doing alright...
>>7800476
much obliged
>>7800509
RNGesus is on the loose
>>7800509
Good thing I have all this clothing, besides I'm fine with the cold.
>>7800509
Thanks a million! Got a tad carried away with my activities.
It's embarrassing to admit.
But sometimes I get dreams about HG or someone shitposting me.
>>7800555
kek is also on the loose
>>7800555
Please let me help you, it seems like you need it
>>7800555
N-No! Why....!?
>>7800509
…It might hurt tomorrow. but if I don't treat it immediately, It will give me some problems during practice.
>>7800555
2nd wave of death, pay them respects
>>7800555
Oh lord of the dice rolls of life! I pray that you might smite down my enemies and bestow upon my allies your blessing!
>>7800572
I had a dream that one of this season's anime got crossed over with jojo.
It can always get worse.
>>7800555
>Salad Fingers runs away screaming at the top of his lungs....The thing he's running from is a tiny toy robot.
>>7800555
>She tosses the fedora, taking the katana with her.
I never used an eastern style sword, still I can use it regardless.
>>7800593
Things are getting better
>>7800630
I must ask before I finish you, who will come to avenge the avenger?!
>>7800465
Forming a contract with a servant has its own dangers, If he decided to use his full abilities you'd run out of energy and...die.
>>7800482
It is named "ahoge" in modern days, it's...a trait of main, pay it no attention
>it wiggles back and forth.
>>7800669
>it wiggles back and forth.
How adorable
>>7800630
>Suddenly, Yunita felt a feeling of uneasiness. She checks her surroundings more carefully, her sword drawn.
...I don't know what could be out there, b-but it's better to take some precautions.
>>7800669
Removal of ahoges when
>>7800704
NOW
>>7800630
If this ends faster than 10 days, it will be way better
>>7800718
That's very kind of you to cheer me on, but it is quite unnecessary.
>>7800718
3rd wave of death, pay them respects
>>7800630
>>7800668
Our Lord and Savior will punish you for... preventing me from getting my well-deserved... revenge...
Everyone, if you don't stop that blue haired robot boy the entire world will end! Stop him at all costs before it's too late!
>>7800759
Some things never end well
>>7800769
Something like revenge is never well deserved, an eye for an eye and all that.
>>7800787
Normally it's someone cheering for me that gets me killed, maybe this will actually bring good luck.
>>7800791
You'd better! Or I'll make you mash (X)! You'll be mashing (X) so long you'll wish you listened!
>>7800811
I hope you drown in a small pool.
>>7800802
Oh my, and just as we were about to eat, how very rude! I suppose we'll just have to eat later.
>>7800817
Make me, you big dumb dummy.
>>7800802
Peace, good
>>7800817
At least if I were smiling I'd look cute.
>>7800833
This came right in time, thank you kind benefactor! I shall use this knowing someone cares for me out there.
>>7800833
Finally an arena, that will make things a whole lot better
>>7800827
Why you...! You jerk! You're supposed to help girls in trouble!
>>7800846
You'd look cuter if a meteor hit it after you drowned.
>>7800787
Blue haired robot boy? I don't understand what a robot is, but I will stop it at once if it's evil!
>>7800811
Halt, blue haired boy! Are you a robot by chance?
>>7800860
>>7800866
He's already dead in the game, but your willingness to save the world is impressive! I think I'll stick with you for a while.
>>7800890
Yes I am anon.
>>7800704
>>7800711
>>7800687
>>7800860
In order to save one of my citizens, I will gladly forfeit my life! Please make use of my corpse as you see fit!
>>7800861
Oh my, for such a tiny thing you sure do have a lot of spite.
>>7800866
That's a very strange question to ask, especially to a stranger. But I am not a robot.
>>7800860
4th wave of death, pay them respects
>>7800900
W-Wait... you just wanna him out of the game? I thought he was evil...
>>7800909
Not only you're not a robot, but you are certainly not evil by any means.
>She gives the blue haired boy a quick bow.
I am terribly sorry!
>>7800921
>F
>>7800921
Now this is going slow
>>7800921
>19 cannon shots
F those guys
>>7800934
He stopped me from saving the world so he has t be evil! Don't you know evil when you see it? Beat him up for me! It's his fault the world is doomed!
>>7800909
I have an innate hatred of people who get in the way!
>>7800938
Damn peace
>>7800965
I don't understand... he doesn't look evil, and his actions are far from it. Airy, are you sure about this? This boy?
>>7800979
RIP Yunoooooo
Final 5
>>7800934
I can see how someone could see anyone as evil in a place like this, so don't worry about it.
>He raises a hand away from his weapon for reassurance.
Though, I am mechanical, just not a robot exactly.
>>7800965
Sometimes people must get in the way of things, like people who banded together in agreement of not allowing the use of nuclear weapons. Hate me all you want, but I feel like I did a bit of good by stopping you. The fact that a God helped me reinforces that feeling.
>>7800992
Of course I am! He needs a good beating so that he doesn't try it again! You can trust me!
>>7801020
An evil God! I'm trying to do something very important and you spoiled it all!
>>7801016
Final 4, next slide shows winner
>>7801036
Very important? Spoiled? What an odd choice of words. I would assume someone as good as you claim to be would say something along the lines of me causing the end of the world by stopping you.
>>7800907
>flicks ahoge
>>7801020
Soooooo... robots are mechanical, but they're not like you. Uh, that is really confusing but i'll get the swing of things. I hope. Still, sorry for coming off aggressive towards you.
>>7801036
>She begins scratching the right side of her neck lightly.
What if I just give him a... good punch on the shoulder? Surely, that would show not to mess with are duties.
>>7801058
And it's over
>>7801086
>>7801103
Give him a punch in the face! You're a knight! Act knightly and help me!
>>7801114
Congratulations to the winner! Thank you for hosting mister Vader!
>>7801114
Gg no re
>>7801114
Good Zabi
>>7801114
Huh. That kinda sucked. Bleeding out that is.
>>7801153
Congrats to the kid and thanks for hosting.
>>7801153
And stats, now wait for someone else to host
>>7801165
>we finally have a rick and morty avatar
good times
>>7801173
Congrats and thanks once again
>>7801153
Congrats.
>>7801173
Thanks for the game.
>>7801173
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7801173
>Thanks for hosting.
>>7801183
Gave me a kek
>>7801173
Thanks for the game.
>>7801103
Well, it's just that robots don't inherently look human or have emotions for that matter. Though, I have to wonder, how were aware of me not being human, I find it very odd.
>He raises a hand to his chin in thought.
But I've said it before, it's alright, it's true that I have caused death in this arena, for good or evil I am willing to accept the punishment of my crimes.
>>7801173
S-seven deaths. I shall remember these.
Congratulations Garma!
Thank you very much for hosting again Vader!
>>7801134
Hm, what a way for a hero to act.
>>7801173
>>7801153
Thanks for the opportunity!
I want to make Dinner for Yuno.
>>7801232
I want Yuno to be my dinner
>>7801173
>Thanks for hosting
>Tfw Rikka fuck off to erp cause of the drama
Another newfag who leaves because of shitposting, nice one hg
>>7801239
Dinner*
>>7801232
Huh?
Why do you want to do that? I can cook my own meals you know...
>tfw gone for a couple of months and see if anyone has mentioned me
>tfw it finally dawns on me how irrelevant and unimportant to this community I am
>>7801001
Stop that.
>>7801258
What are you talking about you retard? He was typefucking before he joined us.
>>7801134
Suuuure... I can do that, though I won't.
>She stops scratching her neck, stretching out her arms.
Also, i'm not a knight. Just a soldier in training.
>>7801173
I give you my thanks.
>>7801220
I'm not a judge, so I cannot pass judgement fairly. Though, I sense good in your heart regardless of the things you do.
("He looks a-okay to me... but... hmmm... nah, he's good.")
On another note, I would like to apologise for Airy. You know, the little fairy.
>>7801173
Thanks for hosting