Objectophile thread died! But you still wouldn't fuck a

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Mmmm...

haha, no, that's fucked up


I would instead pull those socks off and smell its feet

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>>7796722
>page 10
ABSOLUTELY NOT

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sword is cute

>>7797073
soooo when do i cover it with my dick and see it try to wrap its arms and legs around it :y

>old thread died
damn
we need more people here

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>>7797947
I've been trying to post more

>>7797960
Thanks for trying

>>7797947
tell me what a lightbulb's feet smell like, anon

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>>7798034
At least the sword loves me

>>7798056
It smells like metal

>>7798127
how boring, I was hoping it would be a bit more exciting desu

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Man i would kill for a footjob from one of the objects

>>7798165
same
but even more than that I want 'em to step on my face and degrade me for being so messed up in the head

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>>7797947
Well what a shame our thread died for shitposts
anyways still wondering if clouds count as objects so if anyone can answer please do because i think they do

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>>7798200
I think objects are pretty much nothing human/fur/scale/bug/etc.
Clouds, planets, computers, TVs, vidya, etc fall into it.

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>>7798261
YEEEEEEH BOI
cuz i got a lot of this adorable little thing
does anyone else like cosmog btw?

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>>7798283
Cosmog is cute but NOT for sexual.

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>>7798331
Obviously, it's too damn cute
but now its evo lunala now...

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>>7798365
>Lunala
Hot mom sex

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>>7798388
Fuck yeah
btw it's kind of weird that they actually stated that legendaries DO have genders for once, yet didn't bother to at least make it possible for them to breed together

>>7798194
aaa the cute lil black feet rubbin around
>>7798887
fuck it, i'd stuff my entire dick into that cutie's face

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>>7799109
EGAD HOW COULD YOU!!!1!!11!
jk i would too, it's so cute i wanna face fuck it really hard
also enjoy the drawing i did of one meeting a mimkyu dressed up as it

>>7798887
>>7799740
>tfw never get your dick pewed

>>7799740
Do you have a tumblr? If you aren't comfortable postan it dont worry

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Anyone have more x-5 porn?

>>7800844
I do but i have yet to start posting anything because im working up a bit of a portfolio first before dumping
it's called johntruemen but has nothing on it yet still i'll tell you guys when i've started dumping

>250
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7801284
+Follow
Just imagining the look on cosmog's face when i plop my dick right across its face

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>>7802203
Oh so you're pocketpurrell, thanks for the follow i'll try my best to finish my portfolio quickly to start dumping
also huh....

might be up for some drawings
give me some ideas

>>7802335
Chandelure and aegislash sharing a penis, because sharing is caring

>>7802335
X-5 getting pounded.

>>7802335
really hung rotomdex!

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Why do I love this sword so much?

>>7802809
because you are autistic

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>>7802908
i mean
yes
besides that

>>7802335
a drawing tablet having said drawing tablet being fucked being drawn on it

>>7802979
I second this

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>>7802366

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>>7799109

Makes me think of the Taiko drum mascots.

If I had a dick I'd want to facefuck those things silly, they're way too fucking cute.

Wada-don basically exists TO be facefucked tbqh.

>>7803643

>it's uncut

ayyyyy good shit

>>7803643
OR here
Nicely done i like

>>7803769
>>7803946
glad you guys like it

>>7803643
super cute!
do you have anywhere to see your art?

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>>7803741
i'd definitely bang that drum ;)

>>7804385
http://commander-star.tumblr.com/

>>7802403
>>7802465
I'll draw these two tomorrow

>>7804465
super cute thank you!
have a good day

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P-Star oneshot anongirl here, I wanna do another oneshot instead of focusing wholly on a longer pornfic since I have a few going and I've got art to do too.

Object or Object(Robot)? Maybe something with 'Gender/Sex TF' since that's kinda fun to play with from a robot's point of view since they can have that fucked around with easily due to modifications/add-ons/etc. So boy or girlbots are okay, same with sexless ones.

I saw somebody REALLY wants X-5 porn, but I want to gather what people have been absolutely dying/wishing for for a while to see if I can't make their dreams come a -little- true.

>>7801224

>Drillpegging
H-o-t A-F

>>7804901
>beamz
oh my first robot crush

>>7805653

Clockwork's Beamz should be banned from existence on account of being too fucking attractive and cute.

>>7804901
Sorry I didn't answer you. Personally I'm really gay for object pokemon. Anything with Chandelure or Aegislash would be nice.
Solo or together or with a human.
>>7805690
Agreed man, a qt

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>>7805709

Way too fucking qt. I wanna play videogames with him and shove his snout up my LADYPARTS(tm) even if he's gay. Y'know, because of video game bets and generic porno bow-chika-bow-wow tropes. Or doubledildo him or something. Animation related...????

It's actually really neato to see someone into Aegislash, which is actually super cute. The single eye and the fact it's got a super long scarf-arm really just seal the deal with it, it could wrap-hug you with it and pleasure you at the same time, to say nothing of using a handle for perverted things.

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>>7805777
Would be cute to do fug with. I bet he probably squeaks a lot.

Yeah seriously this sword is so cute I'd die to be able to have one as a bf. Bonus points if he acts like a cute knight.

>>7806112

>Cute Aegislash Knight bf
>actually flusters in Sword Mode -because- he's naked even though it's important for him
>gets super duper protective in Shield Mode and always wants to stay in front of you "just in case"
>wants you to exercise by swinging him around in Sword Mode as well, considers it a date
>likes when you lay flat on your back in bed and hold him like many traditional Knights were made to hold their swords in death
>'sex' is polishing his blade with slow, broad strokes, his little eye darting around as he tries to maintain decorum through the pleasurable feeling
>actually REALLY REALLY likes to cuddle by wrapping you up as much as he can with his scarf-arms
>acts like he isn't looking but sheepishly peeks over your shoulder while jacking you off from behind, one 'hand' enough to completely cover your groin while the other explores your body with silky ghostcloth

Yeah, definitely would relationship with, 10/10.

>>7803741
>if I had a dick

How'd you lose it?

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>>7806772
God yes. If I wasn't tired I'd try to write up a little story about blade polishing.
But the idea of him trying to keep decorum and keep the stern knightly demeanor while you kiss him or hold his hand is so cute to me, like, I'm so gay for the cute sword.
I've been thinking about jumping into that pokemon rp thread as an Aegislash.

>>7806894
>pokemon rp thread
nani?

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>>7807002
>>7802018
Here. It seems pretty fun. I think they allow lewd in the thread and it doesn't seem like they have any problems with people playing the same type of poke.
But I'm nerrrrrvous.

>>7807020
The GM here, just jump in. We don't mind lewd as long as it's not nonstop. Try to keep lewd down to like... Once or twice a week, otherwise it ends up clogging up the thread with it.

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>>7807096
HEY!

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>>7807096
YAMERO

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>>7806893

Lost my junk to babydick thieves while I was in the womb, those bastards replaced it with something else instead. Aren't baby foreskins some kind of medicine somewhere in Africa or something?

>>7806894

>Sword holding a sword

WHOA NOW

I don't RP in forums or message boards myself, but hey, give it a shot! You might end up having a lot of fun once the nervousness fades - I'd be nervous too.

>>7807147
neonatal foreskins are harvested for their fibroblasts which are then used to make skin patches which are used to seal up diabetic ulcers.

>>7807020
The nervousness will fade eventually.
Come jump in, its fun.

>>7807166

Oh yeah, it was that.

~the more you know~

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>>7807147
Sword is cute.
And, uh, maybe.
>>7807173
Shh, I will eventually.

>>7807178
blame the jews

>>7807220
How do you feel about sharpening?
Or rubbing a shine on that sword.
Would spit shining by something like french kissing?

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>>7807251

Not him but yeah, spitshine would be like at a guess. But it also might be seen as an insult since it's not proper. Or you could go full SUPER lewd and cum on the cloth, then rub it on him while adding in some verbal teasing... and then slooooooowly clean him up properly.

Sharpening I think would basically be the raunchiest 'sex' you could have with an Aegislash. I bet that eye would half-lid and he'd just fluster and fluster and quiver with each draw of his edge over the whetstone...

>>7807247

Fucking Jews, giving me a vagina. I hate them. I'll have my revenge by writing and drawing robot/object porn, that'll show 'em.

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>>7807251
I kinda see a spitshine as being an insult unless said Aegislash REALLY trusted you.
Sharpening would probably be REALLY lewd and hot for him. It'd be super sweet to give him a nice buffing and a good shine after some tough battles.
>Cuddling and kissing his blade in bed.
>Tfw

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>>7807329
>>7807357
Yeah, honestly I don't see it as a nice thing to have someone jam his tongue down your throat if your not into or do not know that person.
So getting rubbed in with spit would have to be very close to be acceptable yeah.
I feel the saw way about sharpening, its one of the more if not the most invasive thing you can do with a blade that's still good for it.
Etching it would probably be like marrying it, their own way of putting a ring on it.

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>>7807433
Always had to wonder how the blade doesn't get worn down.
You think they absorb metal and rebuild their blade with the metal ions? I might be thinking too much into this.

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>>7807856
Well this is pokemon, their sharpness/gleam is probably an indication of their health.

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>>7807877
Yeah probably.
What's your favorite objectmon, Anon?

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Probably anthrophomorphic stuff doesn't count but meh

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>>7807931
Rotom.

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>>7807975
Excellent taste, Anon.
I think Rotom would be fun to have around.
>Him possessing random things.
>Ending up cuddling something different by the end of the day every day.

>>7807962

Nah, it does - just not a good idea to flood the thread with it.

>>7807998

>goes into a specially made plushie
>get to cuddle a supersoft supersquishy warm Rotom at night

Dang it, that sounds so nice.

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>>7807998
That is one of the appeals yeah.
I like how he seems to be rather quirky and daring, specially with how he is able to posses a lot of things.
I like people that dare.

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>>7808027
Agreed. Best cuddler.
>>7808038
Yeah Rotom always sticks out to me as a daredevil type character. Or at least impulsive.

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>>7808073
Would be fun to go bailing him out of whatever he did that he couldn't finish.
So long it doesn't cost too much.

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>>7808146
Plus the cuddles man the cuddles!
>Buying stuff for him to possess that's actually cuddle size and won't kill you.
>Cuddling a nice cool minifridge on a hot day.
>A warm toaster oven on a cold day
Plus I mean the options for lewd are immense.

>>7807147
Oh sweet, did they give you a robodick?
Maybe one that doubles as a fleshlight for your bros to fuck?

Imagine if you had a gf into this and she wanted to be your inanimate fucktoy.

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>>7808427
grossssssssssssss
i want a robot or ghost or something
if i wanted an inanimate human id learn how to slit throats

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>>7808191
Shit, imagine buying him a massive life sized plush.
He spooks or jump scares you with it, then hits you with his cuddly body and hugs the shit out of you.

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>>7808650
Man I wiiiish. I always imagine ghost types being the hardest to get to open up to you but being extremely affectionate and possessive once theyve opened up to you

>>7808427
That's kinda hot.

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>>7808709
I'd imagine you really have to hit it off and give it a lot of time.

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>>7801224
I found some.

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>>7801224

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>>7801224
.

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>>7808728
Like 99% of the ghost types being based on objects doesnt help me with crushing on them.
>Tfw no cute chandelier husbando to snuggle with

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So i looked on the wikipedia page for x-5 aaand... I clearly missed something. Is this canon or just something the mods forgot to delete?

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>>7808822
I'm just gonna ignore the lore of this pokemon here.
But yeah, lotsa cute ghosts.
I guess they either love making ghosts posses stuff or they ran out of idea's.

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>>7808847
Not my problem what you're into, Phantump a cute.
I doubt they're out of ideas. Lot of the ghost types are based on stuff.
Litwick family is based on ghosts that lure people away, etc.

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>>7808897
Great to hear things go steady still then.
Honestly I haven't payed much attention to the newer gens.

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>>7808836
I don't know but someone loves bleedman's work on wikipedia though

No offense but don't pokefuckers have their own threads?
Objectfucker threads used to be poppin, now it's just a subthread.

>>7808750
>>7808765
>>7808782
these are hot

>>7811212
Well yes but rarely is there objectmons as all they do is post either Anthros or just animal feral....
At the very least we still post other objects like weebo, x-5 and the likes so we don't just keep it to one circle jerk about only objectmons

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Lucy is the hottest object I know, if I had to pick

>>7811909
>humanoid

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>>7812293
Lucy from Don't Starve is a cute ax

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>>7812723
oooh ok

>>7808750
Uuuunf I wish I was Sparky.

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Bumping with a chandelier I wish to pork

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Buuuuump.

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>>7816184
That's...Just... Kind of hot....
Pic unrelated

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>>7802465
here you go

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>>7818726
and a textless version

>>7818726
>>7818731
>I'm hung as fuck partner! You can be rough with THESE GOODS
All jokes aside, great work man

>>7818726
it definitely is fun!! thanks

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>Im saving this thread
>...With all survivors

>>7818726
>>7818731
too bad we can't see the full length of his dick

>>7818726
>They don't call it fun size for a reason
one negative too many/little my friend

Still not letting it die

I want these two to fUCKING KISS!

>>7823630
Forgot image but... It wont let me upload any images..? What??

>>7823679

All of 4chan's image servers are broken atm and can't upload a thing.

>>7823692
Phew! I thought that something was wrong with my tablet.

>>7823054
Fight on, anon.

>>7823679
Use imgur or any other website that allows drawings to be uploaded i guess...
fucking 4chan
>>7824136
As long as i stand awake i'll never let this die

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>>7823630
Here's the pic.

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Bump

good morning /obj/

>>7826333
You have trips that are the number three, and the thread is on page three!

there are other people in this thread with a balloon fetish rignt

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>>7826547
Balloon is cute, I want to fill him with my cum.

Get out of here ants
nobody wants your tiny images

>>7827428
if only indexer was here

>>7827543
who?

we need sexy male robots

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God damn 4chan and there random seizure of no files...
anyways i meant to post this yesterday so please enjoy a follow up to the footrub drawing i did for rotomdex

>>7828499
that's super gay

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>>7828869
im not sure which part but i imagine it's the two people licking so that's valid critism i guess?

What object has never had any porn of?

>>7831001

Wireless Modem

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>>7831105
Ok i made a quickie with one getting raped by an ethernet cable and its many ethernet cable penises
i hope you guys enjoy

>>7831469

>That expression

Solid stuff you got there.

>>7822512
?

>>7831500

I believe they mean the proper way to write that sentence would be "They don't call it "fun size" for nothing!"

As is it means they literally DON'T call it fun size, which kinda breaks the innuendo/joke.

>>7828499
unf i'd kill to just rub my dick against rotomdex's feet now

>>7831976
ah
writing was never my strong suite
good to know

>>7831469
Any chance of you cleaning that sketch up a bit? It's a bit hard to make out as is.

>>7831469
yeah an AT&T router would be a filthy little slut

>>7834922
Most likely
sorry for the scratchiness i've just kind of been on a sketching binge plus made it pretty quickly
i'll make line art and probably colored version of most of my drawings later on
anyways the router is getting raped by the ethernet cable's many peni-i
>>7834929
i bet that would be the case too
i wonder how xfinity routers would be...

>tfw i can only get into objectophilia if there's TF, or implied TF, involved
Anyone got any content for this that suits my needs?

>>7835177

Obedient pets under the yoke and chain of their master that is Comcast

>>7835289
like someone transforming into an object?
or an object transforming into a person?

>>7835310
A person getting turned into the object, preferrably one that's still able to emote and talk, and/or has limbs of some sort. Much of the content in this thread I can pretend is the result of TFs anyway, but it's a shame there's not much bespoke art that fits my description.

>>7796722
The idea of it actually really turns me on.

good night /obj/

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Do robots count?

Because I kinda want to be fucked by fandroid.

>>7837176
yes they're allowed

>>7826167
source?

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>>7837176
of course dude

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>>7837176
I made a thing.

>>7837176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-pFBlq6ZZ8
>you will never be a yandere robot's object of affection
>>7838220
Cute!

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>>7838498
I never thought that i would meet someone else who liked fandroid sexually, this is wonderful!

>>7838220
I like where this is going...
continue
>>7839017
I kinda wanna fuck it too on a personal note, have no idea what to look up or where either
also great robopon stuff
have no idea what to look up or where either

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>>7839329
I don't think that there's any more fandroid porn besides the stuff i drew. Hnnnng I wish i knew where more robopon stuff was, whenever i look up nsfw of it, google only shows me humanoid garbage like this.

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>>7839393
>No fandroid porn
i wish to fucking die
also had a fuck up with my post but also do want to fap to robopon so it worked out
thanks for the info my dude

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>>7839433
There's no porn of it yet because it's so new. Griffinilla made the channel like a month and a half ago. I'll make more porn of fandroid though.

>>7839517
Oh well then thank you you're very kind
i really like your style btw good shit

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>>7839542
Thaaaank yoooooouu!!

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>>7839600
>Its sideways
Fuck you 4chan.

>>7837176
>>7837891
>>7838498
Woah these are cute

>>7838220
cute

>>7835361
Getting turned into a living plush would be kinda hot, but I dunno if that's object enough for /obj/.

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I would draw something but im not by my comp right now

>>7831469
>the expression
cuuuuuute i wanna hug the modem

>>7844432
I would draw too
but I'm working

bamp

>>7839017
who are these two?

I got a cock-pump fetish from "Rocko's Modern Life", that deleted scene where Heffer was milked right on the penis.

>>7849763
They're robopon, a really obscure pokemon rip off
the one getting rubbed is called sunny if I recall, forgot the other one though

>>7801427
>>7801224
fuck me thats pretty hot...

>>7802403
okay, gonna work on this one finally
any other robot you want to see pounding him?

>>7849850
Are you the same anon from that thread talking about that one episode of the blonde having her breast expand?

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>>7850366
Mettaton.

>>7850819
>"Wanna squash my tight asshole?"

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Bumping because i love this thread too much

>>7855022
>>7855029
Kek, keep posting

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>>7855329
K

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>>7855606

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>>7855609

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>>7855618

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>>7855771

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>>7855793

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>>7855837

>>7853839
F

>>7856172
F?

>>7856239
Clembot died

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>>7850819

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CUTE

>>7856496
MADE FOR SEX

>>7856261
I know... Poor thing!!

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>>7845709
Well you inspired me to draw this with your compliment so i hope you and everyone else enjoys it

>>7857609
Anon you replied to here. Absolutely adorable thank you I love it. Modem a best.

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I would kill for more like this pic. There's something about it.

>>7850629

I don't think so.

Though I do know an anime where a vacuum-cleaner style device caused breast growth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oVQdUfIrwM

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Would you tap dat?

>>7857972
Nope, seal is broken
I don't tap sluts

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I would fuck this donut. So hard.

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>>7860844
Checked and aroused
Pic unrelated

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what do you guys think of Orchoptitron
from the Peabody and Sherman Show?

>>7860844
unffff

bamparoo

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>>7864347
I never watched peabody and sherman show but that thing looks like one hell of a musical acid trip, i love it

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just watched a short video about some cells
and thought this representation of poliio cells was cute

>>7867015
cyoot!

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not sure if they count as objects
seeing how they're just anthropomorphic food

but have any of you guys heard of Sushi Pack?

>>7868693
I have no idea but they're pretty cute i love the pink one the most

>>7869320
here's the first episode if you wanna check it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LawZF-ho27A

I need to post my orb oc here sometime

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>>7870014
This show is weirdly paced but i like the artstyle and the blue one is pretty funny
i like it

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saving this thread some more just in case

>>7864347

I bet he likes to talk about what a fine-tuned instrument he is, and if you go messing with his dials it throws him off but it also turns him the fuck ON and pleasures him like whoa.

>>7856496

100% Made for Fucking Tier
Earth
The Moon
Neptune
Jupiter

Loads of Laughs Tier
Uranus
Pluto

Barren Assholes Tier
Mars
Venus

Donut Butthole Tier
Saturn

>>7875255

>no pic of Earth fucking Moon that's basically ageplay/shota + incest

>Mars and Venus watch on, appalled at pedoplanet incest

>>7875255
Oh those aren't our planets, those are the newly discovered 7 planets that nasa found, 3 of which are in the habitable zone.

bamp before work

>>7877081
good luck at work

oh and i was wondering
how old is most of you guys

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Anyone have any porn of robot jones?

>>7876157

I know, it made me classify our solar system regardless.

>>7878285
Oh shit robot Jones, I knew I remember watching that show but didn't remember the name for whatever reason
Sadly no I don't have any so sorry
By the way what happened to that show it aired like once I think and I never saw it again, did it not get picked up?

>>7875278
I unironically want to see this.

>>7877612
i just got back
twenty my dude gonna be 21 soon

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>>7878285
not porn but i found this on tumblr

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My fetish is for diplomas and certificates seems to fit in this thread, since objects and all that. I like to fuck certificates and diplomas, collect them, and masturbate with them.

>>7877612
20 here.

>>7877612
hopefully I'm not the oldest one here
but i'm 26

>>7882671
Do they have to be good ones? I can send you my barely passing diploma after I get the balls to neck myself.

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>>7878285

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>>7877612
Approaching 22 now.

>>7882851
Whether a diploma is good or not for me depends on a few factors, most of my attraction to a specific certificate is how it looks and physically feels, then secondarily what it was given for. It doesn't really matter as much if they're good ones or not to me.

Would you mind uploading a picture of it?

>>7883709
I've been laughing because I can't find the damn thing. It might be in storage or some shit.
If I find it I'll hit you up and give you an image.
I feel like I owe you something soooo... Why are they so attractive? What's your like top tier certificate that you'd want to fuck?

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>>7884168
Ah no problem.

I'm not sure what makes me attracted to them, things like the thickness of paper or card, and the size of the card have an effect. Standard A4 is a good balance between ease of access and usable area, but something larger like a music diploma I have from the 1930s is nearly 3 feet tall and was fantastic because I could put my whole body across it. The font, certificate wording, and any extra features like a nice border, stamp, seal, or logo, affect how much I like the award too.

A top-tier perfect certificate would be something like a crisp fresh larger sized recent college diploma, or a beautiful ABRSM certificate like the one pictured. Most high school or college diplomas are ideal, since I'm in the UK they're almost impossible to get hold of, which is a shame. I did managed to score one from 2009 off eBay for $10, which was fantastic, but aside from that have had little joy.

>>7884168
If you do manage to get a picture of it, or if you can send it to me in future, drop me a message, [email protected]

>>7879362
Hnnnnhgg i really want it to be picked up again!

>>7881392
>>7883049
CUUUUTE!!!

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At a sleepover at a friend's house when I was 14, I managed to sneak this beautiful ABRSM certificate from the wall of sister's room. I don't think she ever noticed it gone, and in the following few years was reduced to this by repeated fucking. One of the best certificates I've ever fucked, sadly now it's little more than a few paper scraps.

I'm considering learning a few grades of music theory or an instrument just to get more of these certificates, which have been my most sought after, and hardest to acquire, certificates.

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I remember one guy wanted some more x-5 stuff, so i made this.

>>7888790
>Its sideways
Goddammit this is the second tim1e this shit happened.

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>>7888834

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not sideways

>>7888790
>>7888838
>>7888886
cute!

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Welp i just made this inspired by the hate bread threads, it's a little rough and i should clean the lines but for now i hope you enjoy

>>7888886
I think that something is wrong with my tablet, it shouldn't have done that.

>>7889443
Only took a second to flip around in MS Paint and re-up, no worries.

>>7888886

As a robot, he can have various addons of all kinds - as such, I'll just be over here imagining X-5 with a fat, foreskinned robo-dick as I always tend to do.

Still a super excellent pic, tho. That expression is -gold-.

>>7889481
Thank you, but for some reason i can't rotate pictures, i can only take another. It rotated itself after i took it the correct way... There's something wrong.

>>7875278
>>7880013

pls some kind, saintly artfag draw this, maybe the one who did the Chandelure/Aegislash porn so you can give the planets uncut cocks

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Anyone got any pics of their diplomas or certificates?

Especially if you're willing to crumple or fold them a little.

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>>7889568
Not same anon but not only am i getting better at quick sketching but also genitalia so i hope i did a good job at the penises and also that you enjoy it
>>7889673
i would but my mom has it and it would be an akward talk about how the diploma got crumpled in a binder...

>>7889008
Thank you!!
>>7889528
>X-5 with various dicks
That's kinda hot.

Buuuuump

>>7889822

oh
my
fucking
god

I recently suffered a severe injury and you just made my week all the brighter

Thank you so much! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Earth's expression is especially adorable and poor little Moon has no idea what to do when Papa Earth gets like this with him in FULL VIEW OF ALL THE OTHER PLANETS...

>>7891208
Your welcome my dude and i hope you get better from your injury

>>7884909
So does it have to be official or can you just knock one up in Word or download pics off Google?

Second question If i drew you a Certificate would it be considered, like fanart to you?

Im really intrigued by your fetish.

would you fuck an egg?

>>7837582
>>7826167
Doesn't anyone know?

>>7796722
So, female thread?

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>>7889673
Here you go certifaggot i drew a cute and perfect certificate for you.

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>>7893823
>"I wouldnt say Im perfect. My corners are frayed and I'm a little smudgy".
>"Use a pen next time"!

bampo

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>>7889822
Yeah, that would be noticeable if it were damaged permanently. I've found with taking certificates from my family without them noticing, I wait until they're moved from display to storage, then grab them a few months later when they've forgotten where the certificates ended up.

>>7891419
Ones that are home made or downloaded off the internet then home printed don't do anything for me, they do have to be official. A good deal of pictures of people's diplomas I really like that are available on google/etc, I already have downloaded.

If you have any other questions feel free to ask away.

>>7893823
Thanks, haha.

hot

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Posting one of my favourite certificates so the thread doesn't die. Love everything about this one.

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Ugh why did robot jones like shannon of all people? She's such a boner killer, and a bitch. She'd be SO much better if she had a normal shaped head.

>>7897183
I think that was the joke, or at least a joke im not sure what they had in mind as it lasted for a while if i remember
>>7893823
also that's a cute as fuck diploma anon keep going

>>7803769
>uncut
Not for long, aegislash is gonna see to that.

>>7900136
hot
now i wanna see him get fucked so hard that he gets crushed into a cube

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I fucked this Duke of Edinburgh's Award recently.

Anyone got any pics of their own certificates or diplomas?

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>>7897763
On one hand its cute to see the robot in love, on the other, shannon is a disgusting bitch.

>>7901775
Robot Jones gave up a copy machine for a human slut

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>>7902084
>>7901775
you know what, i'll never understand why that show didn't really take off because i remember watching it and enjoying it's sort of weird premise of jones wanting some human strange

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>>7902926
its cause Cartoon Network hates shows that stars robots or have them as a main focus.

and side note, here's a cute roboot from the new movie Rock Dog
his name is Ozzie

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>>7902084
I know right?! Shannon doesn't even like him! The scantron machine loved robot so much that it literally DIED when it found out that he didn't feel the same...

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Bobert porn when?

Fandroid HIMSELF came to this thread and looked at the porn of his mascot because of me. This is a good day.

>>7903339
might do some later of him and Juke

>>7903371
well?
what he say?

>>7903371
How did you know?

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>>7903371
Shit seriously? dish you saucy bitch tell us what it thought of us touching ourselves to it getting jizzed on?

>>7903406
He said it was creepy but flattering
>>7903419
I go on his streams and he looked at the comments. I suggested for him to go to the thread AND HE DIIIIIID!

>>7903471
>creepy
this nigga

>>7903590
I can't believe he actually saw porn that I drew!

>>7903371
Holy shit.

>>7903471
holy shit where does he stream? and do you have that part in particular i'd love to see it

we need a new thread
II can do it anyone want a specific image used?

>>7904471
Do we need a new thread?

>>7904565
we at bump limit famz
300 is bump limit on /trash/

>>7904692
Oh damn. Yeah, we do then.

>>7904467
Fandroid bonus i think. Sadly i do not have that part.

>>7904692
Use this image >>7797073
Or this one >>7798165

new thread!
>>7905197
>>7905197
>>7905197