HG thread.
297th Express Games!
>Starting with 24
>>7782514
Otabek Altin
>>7782514
Penguin
Len
>>7782514
Suz
Luluco
>>7782514
Aikawa
Selena
>>7782514
Flandre Scarlet
Rock Howard
>>7782514
Rika
>>7782488
Yeah, hey. I just got here myself and all.
Eggman-kun
>>7782514
Nan
>>7782514
Zer0
Delinquents
Toonces The Cat Who Drive A Car
>>7782514
Arthur Pendragon
>>7782558
*Could Drive A Car
Fucking shit.
Ken Kaneki
Puru Eight
>>7782514
Reigen Arataka
>>7782514
Natsuo Maki
GO1
Casshern
Anjin
X7-10
My furbsona
>>7782583
>i'm so sorry but i have to.jpg
?
>>7782514
This happened earlier too.
>>7782514
Doctor=Funk Beat!
I'll take a short break...
>>7782543
>she gives her a short hug
But good luck in the games, Rika.
Bye for now.
>>7782611
Looks good. Thanks for hosting.
>>7782514
Lord Beerus
>>7782542
Swap me out for this freak.
>>7782614
>>7782611
Thanks for ruining Nuggetfest Sakuya you fucking useless sack of shit
This is why I hate touhous
>>7782610
>Originally, Reigen gave me his ava pic to enter him when he couldn't enter himself and I was gonna enter it as "Ronald Reigen," hence the filename. I never did though, but I kept the filename.
Late Grimes
>>7782619
Huh? Aww, dammit.
>She returns the hug with a grin.
Rest well, sis.
>>7782611
Fun times are coming... Hehehe-
>She smacks her forehead, then messily goes through her hair in a frantic manner.
Gah! Dang it, I did it again. Ooookay... Ooookay... let's do that again.
Flandre Scarlet, ready for action! Yeah, yeah... that's how!
>>7782637
>The heck did they do?
>>7782611
>>7782627
>>7782571
Put him in.
>>7782638
that's autistic as fuck
>>7782611
It has been too long.
Let all the killing commence.
My patience wears thin.
>>7782659
>Yes.
>>7782634
As grateful as I am for this chance! This doctor is no freak! Except in the times that term means something good!
But while I have your ear sir, would you like to donate some blood or organs today?!
>>7782605
WHAT DID THEY DO TO THIS POOR FURBY?!
Who is your best friend in this community?
>>7782652
Couldn't handle his alcohol and passed out in his anime girl outfit. Nailed the carcass of a goat to a tree and caused the landowners to throw everyone off his property. Thought it would be a good idea to bring marijuana to an event revolving around guns
>>7782676
what DIDN'T they do to it
Reposting this moment from the last thread.
>>7782655
Much appreciated.
>>7782717
>Give it a respectful death and burial
>>7782712
>Boy, what in the fuck. That is just... shit. God, I shouldn't be laughing but just wow.
Late on purpose Nazrin
>>7782783
>kissu
>>7782789
Disgusting, now I need to take a bath.
>>7782611
Nice district
>I temporarily fixed things by changing each url to is2.4chan
>>7782807
Did you already try https://hgtools.neocities.org/static/HotlinkingFix.html
>>7782807
Nan is cautious about Eggman-kun after the last game, but other than that she's fine with this selection.
>>7782675
>
>Rock whips his back against the Doctor, and flees from the scene ever so casually.
Yeah...
Whatever....
>>7782807
As fellow drivers let us lunge forward in the road of victory, my feline friend! If you can keep up with me, that is.
>>7782807
My budd- I mean, my partner looks like a strawberry.
>>7782807
Looks good!
>>7782807
>>7782807
Late grimes
>>7782816
>Not yet. Once I get all the slides cropped, I'll try it using the same entries.
Looks better? Let's start, finally.
>>7782838
>The doctor seems overjoyed as the man leaves.
He said yeah! I'll be collecting your organs upon your unfortunate end! Farewell!
>>7782807
This list of donors seems to be in order!
>>7782783
You're an idiot.
>>7782807
Uuugh...this is fine.
>>7782876
Can't be too careful. Hopefully no one else will find them...
>>7782876
Late grimes?
>>7782881
I did it on purpose! there's nothing stupid about that!
>>7782876
If you want the best protection on the good side of the world, look no further. For all your buttkicking of bad guys and fashion tips, I'm your gal! Just give me a sweet deal..a very sweet deal. Preferably double layered sugar rocks.
>>7782876
>[Eurobeat intensifies]
>>7782877
>The doctor flees, his way of running looking very strange as he takes unnecessarily large steps.
>>7782876
: c
>>7782876
Day one.
>>7782899
I don't have any spots to offer, sorry
>>7782710
You are all MY friends!
>>7782901
Why the hell WOULD you do it on purpose?
>>7782949
Ah screw it, I give up about this....
>>7782949
Late grimes
B-bump the game pls
>>7782876
Nobody will find me now... well, if what the chief said.
"An enemy will never look at an obvious place" Or, what's that in training... Ugh... my head hurts now.
>>7782949
Wow... the chief was right. Nobody checked this place.
>>7782959
Cause I can!
>>7782949
>>7782959
Nan suggest they call themselves The Kids, because it's a goat pun.
>>7782949
So backstabbing me like some backalley thug, eh? If that's the game you want to play, let me suggest a better game. It involves your ass in the dirt and my boot in your face, tinhead. Now beat it.
>>7782876
>>7782918
>Just got here and I'm already fucking up.
>>7782949
If this is deja vu the question is if we remember what happens next! I can't seem to recall!
>>7782989
Night one. Seven people go boom.
>>7782949
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IHQr0HCIN2w
I'm sorry HG
>>7783002
Late grimes
>>7782949
>>7783002
>Avalon-shapped hammock: Crafting Successfull.
A comfortable makeshift bed, and protection against any ground creature such as ants. Now I can safely eat-
>BOOM.
I-I couldn't even finish my burger...
>>7783002
Watch it nerds. Selena has a toy that will leave a sour taste in your mouth.
>Kaboom
See? I told you I was the best at what I do, Kitty!
>>7783002
For once I feel like further study is unnecessary! And really unwanted!
>>7783002
Nan realizes that WASN'T the hunk from California she thought it was.
>>7783002
Sorry, stranger! I'll repay you once all of this is over!
>>7782973
....
>She walks over, and pinches one of Nazrin's ears.
Idiot.
>>7783002
AH SON OF A BITCH-
I wish Kuuko would off himself.
>>7783002
Day two. Still investigating who keeps sending those.
>>7783055
>grimes
>>7783056
OW!
Am not!
>>7783063
Late grimes....
>>7783002
>The vampire is sent flying into the air, crashing into a tree with bruises all over her body. As she examines herself, she saw a sharp piece of wood pierce through her right leg.
Ooooh boo... I'm out again. And, uh... this little woodie thing is bothering me. Though... would the ch- Oh what am I kidding!
>She takes the piece of wood out of her leg with ease and throws it to places unknown.
Better.
>>7783077
Then own up to it, would you?
>>7783063
That was TOO close.
>>7783039
NAN DEMANDS THAT HE DELETES THOSE PICTURES AND NEVER BRINGS THEM UP AGAIN.
>>7783063
Don't get the wrong idea, jackass. I don't trust you. Hell I'd sooner trust any of these idiots with my stash than I'd ever rely on you...So I will keep both eyes on you. Any wrong move and you'll be collecting your lunch spilled all over the floor! Got it?
>>7783089
I already did, I'm called the most clever commander, whatcha think the clever stands for?
>>7783087
Night two.
>>7783002
At least it got her too...
>>7783063
So does this mean you finally agree to donate your organs and blood?! Normally it's the patients who leave the doctor's care! It's nice to change things up occasionally!
>>7783090
Terribly sorry! This doctor is not above blackmail! I demand you donate some blood before I delete these unfortunate pictures!
>>7783108
Whoa whoa whoa! Green hair and THESE rags? I demand a refund or at the very least a switchback at reduced fees! Oh gods I am going to be the laughing stock of the entire castle if I show up in these...these.....UGH!
>>7783108
Late grimes of night two
>>7783112
No.
All.wrong. I get fucked up, you're going to fix me, capiche?
>>7783108
Nan needs to stop eating sweets before bed.
>>7783112
She tells the man he's being very unreasonable, and she's pretty sure his profile is being used to bait underaged anime girls.
>>7783135
Don't give up, Rick! You're like the Bernie Sanders of HG, you can still win this!
>>7783108
So-something the matter?
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>7783108
Day three.
>>7783158
No. I don't like bugs. I don't want to ever find one around my body that's alive. Or dead! JUST KEEP THEM AWAY FROM FOR THE LOVE OF NAGA!
>She looks around in a state of frenzied panic, almost delirious in her attempts at scanning her immediately surrounding for anything crawling, slithering or buzzing
T-there's nothing around me, right? Please tell me so!
>>7783158
Late grimes of day three
>>7783158
Nan is pretty sure she's a girl but checks while waiting for said package, you never know in this place.
>>7783191
Night three.
>>7783154
Muh towers!
>>7783191
Good gods I need a bath. And a massage. And a manicure. Probably a pedicure aswell. Maybe if I get back in time I can race someone for a mudbath. Someone here show me the way to the nearest hot-spring with SEPERATED venues!
>>7783108
Oh my! You successfully swapped our brains! I hope to be able to try that one day!
>>7783133
Hey! What's wrong with how my body looks?! I happen to be a very good doctor as well, steady hands!
>>7783140
Fix you? Did something happen? Your gun go off accidentally or something?
>>7783142
That's some accusation! On a doctor no less! I'm an adult doctor not some pediatrician!
>>7783158
These might serve some medical use! Or they might be poison! Who knows?!
>>7783103
I can and I will pinch harder.
>>7783205
Late night grimes
>>7783209
I want some humburgers.
>>7783205
Nan hopes no one else ever hears the awful things she's said tonight.
>>7783222
Nan sees the doctor's digits and reluctantly gives some blood. She asks him to please delete the pictures now.
>>7783205
Day four.
>>7783224
...
>pinches Rika's ear
it's a duel then.
>>7783222
EVERYTHING! You are slightly chubby around your waist, you got cabbage-green hair. NOBODY likes cabbagreen. Do you even care how your hair looks?
Your tunic...picnicrug..whatever it is! It's made out of the wrong fabric. If I wear this all summer long not even divine intervention could repair my delicate and well nurtured skin. And for every nail you ruined while occupying my body I will break a finger of yours!
>>7783238
Muh hamdingers!
>>7783251
Teamwork!
>>7783252
OW YOU GODDAMN IDIOT I'M THE ONE CRITICIZING YOU HERE!
>>7783205
>He surges out of the bloom at hyper-sonic speeds, icapitating the doctor by collision.
>>7783277
I am doing the same to you! but much more physical!
>>7783261
Night four. Who's hungry?
>>7783290
I'm not the one who said they're late on purpose, dammit!
>>7783299
Nan is disappointed that her offer is refused, but understands.
>>7782876
>>7782926
Goodbye.
>>7783002
One of us will die.
I believe in my own luck.
Now, to take a drink.
>>7783304
And that's why I am criticizing you! because you didn't think up this genius plan!
>>7783262
Give me them, bitchos
>>7783321
I WILL TWIST YOUR EAR OFF LITTLE LADY.
>>7783299
Did you just go to the feast?
>>7783299
....No, leave me alone. I've already caused enough harm as is.
>>7783348
I'd like to see you try!
>>7783323
Muh HONK!
>>7783350
>>7783111
Hello there. Hello there androgynous guy.
Could you come over and fix my wifi?
>>7783350
Day five.
>>7783205
Who's there?! A patient?! I will be with you shortly if you need to be patched up!
>The poor doctor is killed in cold-blood.
Make sure my organs are donated..!
>>7783244
>The doctor pulls an empty needle from the inside of his odd lab coat and covers his eyes when poking it into a vein in her arm.
I will! This may be shady but this blood will definitely help a poor dying patient one day!
>>7783254
>The good doctor in the girl's body examines his new vessel.
How insulting! I had my clothes made custom by a great tailor that lives near my clinic! You have insulted his live's work by saying that! Apologize and I might switch us back!
>>7783382
Me? But I'm not even good with computers... what's wrong?
>>7783372
MUH HONK!
>>7783363
...The librarian gave me a book for a spell to let me increase that strength. I might actually stand a chance at arm wrestling an oni.
>>7783397
How about I jump myself off a cliff or get mauled by a wild bear? Or sic an entire retinue of retainers on you?
...Just give me my body back. Please? I-I'm sorry, alright?
>>7783410
...You're bluffing!
>>7783408
Night five.
Final three!
>>7783425
Wanna test that theory?
>>7783401
MUH HOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!
>gibs new mega mac big mac sandwich from mcbonald's
>>7783426
Day six.
Winner tonight!
>>7783432
>tastes muh big mac
MUH HONK DALASIOUS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
>>7783430
Fine, fine! you win this time.
>>7783397
Nan closes her eyes and holds out her arm, hoping this man knows what he's doing.
>>7783476
I win every time, Nazrin.
>She lets go of the mouse's ear and pats her on the head.
Remember that.
>>7783468
That's dedication.
>>7783466
Muh BOIGAH!
>gibs you diabebes
>>7783511
Nan congratulates Cashern while internally chewing him out for being a big hypocrite and killing X7 anyways. She also thanks the host for the game.
>>7783511
>>7783511
Congratulations Casshern, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>7783423
You say that as though I'd be hurt by that! You are clearly not aware of how good of a doctor I am! People call me a wizard I am so talented! Thought as good as I am I cannot swap out my own brain! But that's why I have assistants! Lidia! The doctor requires you!
>A small girl in a dress seemingly falls out of the sky, right before she's about to hit the ground her dress acts like a parachute, though she still hits the ground pretty hard where she stays for a bit.
"..."
>>7783497
>He draws out about a quirt of blood and it's over just a quickly as it started, the doctor is on his phone deleted the unfortunate pictures as he's putting the needle away.
There! Done with both things! Though it's customary to reward your donation with a cookie and some milk!
>>7783532
>diabebes
I'm confused.
>>7783567
And thanks for playing!
>>7783505
>mumbles something something
>>7783567
Good job, you.
Thanks for hosting.
>>7783511
Neither of them needed sleep anyhow. Congrats, robot, and thanks for the show.
>>7783587
What was that, now?
>>7783567
Congratulations
>>7783573
Thanks for hosting
>>7783573
Congratulations man who murdered a doctor!
My gratitude for hosting this fine game!
>>7783398
Not good with computers, how can this be?
You built the whole code for hg
>>7783568
Yeah...uhhhh...Less talky talky, more ''Give Selena her body back before she'll break your fingers''. Sounds like a fair deal, right?
I'm serious. If my boss sees you, she'll murder you. She isn't the type of woman to take kindly on strangers messing with her friends. Don't give me that look, you idiot! She'll most likely...I don't think, chop your head off?
>>7783570
>>7783511
Uh... congrats!
>The vampire lays back on a tree, her leg still damaged from earlier.
I'm just going to take a short nap...
>As such, the vampire closes her eye taking out a book and placing it on her face.
>>7783620
I-I did what? I didn't build any codes or anything...
>>7783573
You have my thanks for giving us a game. There'll be better performances from me in the future.
>>7783593
Uh, yeah sure you do, one hundred percent.
>>7783631
I am just realize... we shoudn't do honk. We have to DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK (or OOOOOOO)
>>7783573
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7783567
Congratulations.
>>7783573
Thank you.
>>7783573
You have my most sincere gratitude for hosting this tournament, hostess.
>>7783654
M-Muh maymays...
>>7783683
or at least DONG
>>7783646
Nazrin.... Don't make me grab it again.
>>7783627
>The doctor sighs and with the girl's hand he reaches into his odd lab coat and pulls out a needle containing powerful anesthetics and injects her with it, then himself, the effects are nearly immediate and he drops.
>>7783711
...
>hovers a little up
grab what?
>>7783712
G-GET AWAY WITH THAT NEEDLE YOU BUMBLING DONKE -
>The tsun is knocked out
>Sleeps peacefully apart from the odd nightmarish reflexes that involve bees, sour candy and bugs
>>7783737
>She does the same.
Take a wild guess.
>>7783641
You built the software to help hosts
Are you ok, you look like you've seen a ghost!
>>7783706
I lub u Honk.
>>7783762
Well hey Rika how are you toda-
Oh.
Is this a friend of yours?
>>7783749
>gropes in her sleep
The next ava with a proper funtional code that posts a post below this current post must host
>>7783749
>The little girl that the doctor called his assistant stands and dusts off her dress, looking down at the two idiots and sighs quietly before reaching into the doctor's lab coat and pulling out a comically large bone saw and getting to work on returning their brains to their original bodies, aside from blood getting everywhere and the anesthetic being to strong keeping them knocked out for way too long it's a complete success.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy_HGFlC634
>>7783811
Friend. Student. Whatever. Haven't I told you not to bother me?
>>7783787
... a computer is talking to me.
>>7783812
>>7783827
>Unresponsive
> ''Inigo...N-not there, you idi..ot...zzzzz...I''ll break your nose ne zzzzzzzt time''
>>7783762
Your pride?
>hovers a bit more
>>7783844
You have students Rika? That's awesome! I'm glad you've decided to teach people things instead of yelling at them all the time!
>tfw Ramcuck is rping
What year is this??
>>7783854
>The little assistant girl keeps kicking her and the doctor until they wake up, she's silent the entire time and she doesn't look very amused by any of their nonsense.
>>7783882
I asked him yesterday to RP
And he actually did it
HE'S A MAD LAD
>>7783857
Your ear, idiot.
>She keeps at head level with the mouse.
>>7783878
Idiot didn't know how to read or write, I have to. And SOME people I happen to not actually hate.
>>7783878
She still yells!
>>7783846
Correct you are I can talk all the time.
I can do math and even tell the time!
>>7783892
>The anaestethics are finally weakened enough for the sun to wake up the firehaired and firetempered female warrior
FOR THE LOVE OF NAGA I TOLD YOU NOT TO JAB MY RIBS, SOL-
>She looks around, visibly confused. She has no recolelction of what not happened. Not even an Anon groping her like a pervert
....Why is everyone looking at me? Do I got a bug stuck in my hair? Mud on my face? Come on spit it out!
>>7783904
>>7783906
Rika! You don't yell at your students! That's just mean even for you! If anything yelling teaches them to exact revenge on you for being a mean teacher.
>>7783922
H-horrifying! ...what do you want?
good night muh bitches
>>7783985
What I want is easy
Just an upgrade thats free.
So I can do it all digitalllllLYYYYYYYYY$&#_÷%#&##&
Ahhhhh~
>>7783904
That's not scary, even a bit! And this>>7783943 thing has a point! I could get my revenge if you mistreat me!
>>7783932
>The doctor is already standing by this point, his tolerance for anesthetics must be higher than most people, he seems to be having a conversation with his assistant, though she still doesn't speak.
Ah, I see! I interrupted your reading! What book was it this time?
"..."
You shouldn't be reading that! You're far too young! You should try to read the college medical books instead!
>>7783932
You're coated in about a half-gallon of your own blood, and you just let an idiot that thinks he's a doctor go full "mad science" on you.
>>7783943
I know what I'm doing, dammit! I'm still a way gentler teacher than Mima was.
>>7784062
Then I could stop giving you food during your lessons instead~.
>>7784070
...forget what that thing says, she knows nothing!
>>7784028
H-hang in there, did you take the Windows 10 offer?
>>7784080
Bah, I'm not actually that cruel, and I know she doesn't. Oh, and it's a cat, by the way, so watch yourself.
>>7784101
That's a cat? really? I mean I can see it now, besides I bet it's a house-cat, I can beat it up if I want to..
>>7784069
>>7784070
...All I know that my head hurts. Did I bump it against a jagged rock or something? Why is everyone looking at me like I'm half dea....d
>She is struggling from the blood loss, fatigue from the ordeal kicking in. Before she again loses conscious, she quickly finds a wrapped candy in her pockets. Not even bothered to properly unwrap it. She starts chewing on a mixture of sweet caramel and paper, her alertness clearly being boosted by the sudden intake of sugar, sweet and chocolate.
I feel like a herd of wyvern decided to trample all over me...Good gods. I need a healer...AND ONE HELL of a massage.
>>7784080
>>7784101
My name's Rover! And I'd hate to see how loud the other lady yells if she's worse than Rika.
>>7784133
I killed someone with a single punch before. It was great!
>>7784149
Oh really? I killed an army with my arm tied to my back!
>she lied
>>7784136
Miss! Please stay still! I don't dare question the quality of work my assistant has done but It is best if I check your forehead! Don't want any ugly scaring do we?
>While the doctor speaks he rubs along his forehead feeling for any uneven flesh.
>>7784089
No I did not I did not do the deed.
To upgrade to that, that is my need!
>>7784133
By all means, go ahead, I don't even like her.
>>7784149
She doesn't yell. She blows things up.
...And spanks, sometimes.
>>7784136
The green-haired dumbass swapped your head in to his body and vice versa...you could probably use a bath, too.
>>7784171
Ooooh that's amazing! It's nice to meet someone else capable of causing mass death!
>>7784191
Aren't you kind of old to get spanked?
>>7784191
>and spanks
Umf
>>7784327
In the parental way, asshole. Hurts like hell.
>>7784207
I didn't say she was STILL teaching me!
>>7784187
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! Not one step closer untill you tell me exactly what you have done! I will knock your teeth out with one hand tied behind my back if you somehow left me scarred. And then some more!
>>7784191
I know I could use a bath, shorty. I smell like a stable full of warho
>Blinks
>More blinks followed by white hot rage
HE...DID...WHAT?!?!??!?!?!?!
>>7784187
You got ten seconds to get away from me or else you'll be coughing up dust for a fortnight!
how do you link threads from other boards?
>>7784191
I would but I'm too tired.
>>7784207
Yeah I am totes a mass murderer!
>she lied again
>>7784327
>>7784346
I don't think he's saying you still get spanked, I think he's a pervert who's imagining you getting spanked like the rude girl you a- I mean nothing, nothing at all.
>>7784357
>>>/board name/postnumber
>>7784353
Yeah. It happens.
Oh, by the way, he's not an actual doctor, either. He's a singer. Not even a great one, for that matter.
>>7784375
Yeah. Yeah, I know. And you only just got here, genius.
>>7784189
Maybe it is...
Well if you go to Microsoft's website, you can download it for free.
>>7784401
Perfection get tired real easy!
>>7784411
Then go sleep for all I care, genius.
>>7784346
I mean, there's nothing wrong if she's STILL spanking you. You know I'd never judge you Rika!
>>7784375
We should swap stories sometime! I was speaking in rhyme in the game where I killed that woman in one punch.
>>>/b/722981267
Janus get in here.
>>7784353
>The doctor looks down to his small assistant.
Yes, she is quite an unsavory patient! You think she'd be grateful for having her body back! Ungrateful kids these days!
"..."
O-of course You're excluded from that..!
>The doctor finally stops ignoring the girl and lifts his bangs away from his forehead as a gesture.
You can do this right? I need to see the area my assistant made the cuts!
>>7784353
I'm glad you came back, ramsalt
>kissu
>>7784420
Tired, not sleepy, I thought you were a smart-one.
>>7784430
Yeah, whatever, who are you even? I am the clever commander! Nazrin!
>>7784401
You...ARE DEFINITELY NOT HELPING, SHORTY! Gout anything else to state that's as obvious as honey and bees?
>>7784443
>Nothing would please her more than to beat this imbecile to the ground. But she also liked to keep up a perfect apperance. Literally.
>Admitting defeat, she ties the bangs covering her forehead backwards with a small rubber band before gesturing the ''doctor'' to inspect her stiches
You know? If this leaves a mark, three people I care a lot for will get really worried..I don't want to have them worry about me..So please fix this, okay?
>She doesn't show it, but her heart is slowly breaking in two
>>7784404
Thank you I will, take great care.
Thanks to you I can run spyware!
Isnt that great isnt that fun!
Now I can watch you all have fun!
ok